Dreamworld - The Scam MMO alpha is here...
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May 21st
The Dreamworld Alpha arrives.
and it is everything we hoped for, and more.
Thank you to the Patreons and Twitch subs for your continued support!
Taquito Bandito been real quiet since this dropped
They're playing Dreamworld lol
Yes, was searching for the apology but there is none. Maybe later it will show up.
UIM series when
fuck that bit had me laughing hard
hahahahaha, that was soooo goood xDDDD
Taquito has a one-time chance of saying "Ok I was wrong and I apologize", get thousands of thumbs up and he's skipping it.
I will thumb up this comment instead
Likes are useless
They're a Troll, they don't get satisfaction from that. They only feel complete in life by drama
I could've respected Taquito if he said that, but this is just too funny.
He has a one time chance of being a better person, forget the upvotes
For those wondering why they would release the game in this state: It's not fraud if they actually deliver a product.
It's not fraud if they just sell you the flipped assets they showcased*
It's like that movie.. "the producers"
I hate how disturbingly right that quote is
It's ethically fraud, but there's also a legal loophole.
Like Josh said in a previous video, technically all they promised to deliver was an alpha. And now they have. Regardless of how bad it is, or the fact they probably used little of the money they got to buy the assets they used, they delivered on what they promised. So legally, it is not fraud.
The "Taquito bandito is wrong" sign that josh put up in the background is a new level of pettiness and I am here for it!
It's obviously CGI!
I've quite liked Josh's video that I've watched so far, but that made me laugh out loud. Josh is brilliant, even though I don't quite agree on all of his opinions.
This guy's green screen skills are off the charts. It really looked like he interacted with his "collection". And severing his fingertips so they looked like they were behind the back of that box was next level.
Clearly he puts a lot of effort than the devs
He should become a speedrunner with splicing skills like that!
lol
@@kosmonothkosmonoth7651 Yeah, how could he be that handsome? I'm calling bs!
Technology has gone too far
I can't believe Mr. Hayes made a real life replica of his green screen background. That's dedication.
Fuck the Indomitus Set isnt even available anymore. You're not wrong. That is dedication.
I hope it's a joke lol.
IKR??? That's a lot of work just to win an argument
@@Defenseman61913 He did say he was petty
he’s incorporated his entire entity into the green screen. he has become one with the green screen.
The fact that they made a frame rate that you can actually count with the naked eye accurately is a very fun and interactive gameplay feature. I can't believe more devs haven't come up with something similar.
I was wondering what was weird... Turns out it was my subconscious mind counting the goddamned frames.
Thank you for pointing this out
Say that to the 7 days to die's devs
Not sure what is worse. The MMO scam, or Taquito Bandito not manning up.
As a developer in Unreal engine. Even if you know nothing about unreal, it is hard, to make something look this bad.
I myself who never attempted to make a game did a better job to create an overworld with free store assets in unreal engine 4
To be honest, it's even hard to make something that works this bad, judging from the view culling distance.
Epic: What type of lighting do you want?
DreamWorld: Yes.
This is so bad that it again reminds me of the Steam asset flips of stuff like UnitZ (Remember when Jim Sterling was covering crap like that on a regular basis?)
im not developer,but i messed couple times with unreal engina and unity, looks a lot like stuff i done in week messing around
"plaques in process"
"Medium Text"
Truly enchanting.
The process part is what got me. Isn't this supposed "developer" from the US? Who should know how to speak basic English. Like, in PROGRESS, not PROCESS?! Jfc.
@@bloodlustshiva1 omg lmao that's what "process" was supposed to say?? I hadn't even realized that
@@bloodlustshiva1 I wouldn't be surprised if this "game" was actually made by someone on fiverr
Very cool.
Bottom Text
@@fus132 reject bottom text. Evolve to Medium text
I'd like to see DreamWorld recreation speed runs. I think a student could make this in less than an hour if they had all the assets ready.
@@sudanemamimikiki1527 that's my point. I wonder how much code is added before you just start stamping
As a former Game Development student (have switched to just Software Engineering since) I can confirm that this is pretty much true. At least the world itself, while the code was incredibly basic it would probably would take more than an hour to put everything shown here together. Not more than a day though.
Edit: Okay, the sheer size of the level would probably make this take a bit longer than that, but the overall principles would be incredibly quick to reproduce.
@@sudanemamimikiki1527 Oh I know, I was correcting my earlier assertion that this would take a day, which isn't actually true. It would take a single game development student a LOT less time to make than it apparently took these guys.
We can have to categories. Get asset% and ready asset%
Try a few minutes
I'm sure I'm going to enjoy the rest of the video, but this gets a like just for proving Taquito Bandito wrong. Absolutely brilliant.
DAMN, "TAQUITO IS WRONG" WAS TOO WILD AND I LOVE IT.
omfg i died when he put that sign up, i did not expect it
@Honudes Gai yep, classic validation-creep problem.Gotta mock' em all!
Suck it Taquito!
This is the best part of the video.
I mean... you can see his head reflecting off the funco pop plastic boxes... it's not green screen.
As someone who always thought it wasn't green screen cause of the differences in different videos that story was HILARIOUS and the background gag even more so.
So i've been following this whole thing and i actually cant wrap my head around why anyone though the promo material looked good in the first place? The trailers showed a horrendous looking game to start with. "This is what we were promised, and this is what we got"... they actually did deliver what they promised cus the alpha looked as shite as the promo material did
exactly lol
pips are idiots with their money man...
Seriously, I've played a shitton of MMORPGs and even the stuff that was promised looked generic as hell at best, and just...Thematically crazily incoherent at worst. What is this game even?
The name is actually pretty fitting, ain't it? Something like the game they advertised does not even exist in fiction, it only exists in dreams. Meanwhile the thing they actually sold was crap and people actually bought it in the hope of it eventually not being crap anymore.
if the devs are really serious about this and think it looks amazing they are smoking or taking something every time they work on, make a video or do anything with this game
I find it interesting that even Josh Strife Hayes, a guy who purposefully deactivates his computer's security for scammo's in his "Worst MMO ever" series does not trust this alpha enough to run it.
To be fair, can you even consider this an MMO? It's not even a game really. I've seen the footage and it's literally what I could do in less than a day xD
What I find most shocking is the fact that these devs managed to screw up so hard that they made an extremely unstable game on a decently stable and very well-documented engine. You have to try to make something THIS bad.
Actually makes a lot of sense if you know how game dev works.
2D is a solved problem. You do batch rendering and on any integrated GPU that supports your framework of choice, it will push 30 FPS. There are some fancy things you can do that will hurt your framerate (particles, shadows) but not much.
3D is anything but solved. You have to do optimization. You an totally load very detailed assets with lots of vertices and mess up culling (the process of removing geometry based on the viewport of the player), level of detail (the process of adapting geometry based on the distance of the player to said geometry), "streaming" (in an MMO, basically loading the scene based on what is around you. Culling removed geometry that is behind you but it would be much easier to just not cull things if they're are further away from the player + viewing distance) and many other things and get disgusting fps.
There are also some things hat you just need to know. I'm not an engine guy but I know a thing or two about rendering. Lights, for example, really hurt with forward rendering but you can do some modern rendering techniques and get some really great FPS. There's this application that basically reads your WoW map files and renders a continent with unlimited viewing distance. That's basically what this allows you to do. But you have to know about this. You have to actually set it up in your engine of choice.
I'm 99% sure they just took very high detailed models for those buildings and stuff and just messed up there. But you can mess up even more but not doing indirect rendering and culling on the GPU and stuff like this.
There are also some operations that are just very expensive. I don't know how unity abstracts those away but rebinding the same pipeline for every object is INCREDIBLY expensive. They could order their objects based on material, it's all good. But they probably didn't. They probably bind the pipeline every single frame and tank their FPS like that. In case that material thing is confusing: the material includes things that are basically shader arguments. Shader arguments are part of your rendering pipeline. So what you usually do is Render all your 3 objects, render all your billboard text (like player names) and then maybe you have a different pipeline for UI as well.
Imagine what would happen if they did things like "render mesh, render name" so for every player, npc, object with a name above their head, they'd switch pipeline twice. Again, not sure if unity is hiding that (it should), but this is one of those things that a noob graphics programmer could totally fuck up if they just want to scam you assuming the engine lets you do that.
@@robinkuster1127 🤓
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon This dude took the time to type out some really good technical insights under a video about bad game development. Nerd emoji is entirely the wrong answer here.
@@robinkuster1127
>2d is a solved problem
you can fuck up 2d too. It all depends on the density of objects in a scene. A very naive implementation which simply iterates over objects and draws them one by one will give you low frame rates in 2d too (been there, done that)
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Even if there are some points in the comment that I don't agree with (like how 2D is a solved problem), that doesn't mean it has good technical insight as well.
And then you out here typing a nerd emoji as if it's funny.
You must be miserable.
Shouts to all those who knew this game was a scam but are still scrolling the comments to find the elusive Taquito Bandito.
Tempted to make a shitpost mythos around Taquito, about him being the saviour and everyone seeing him as a false prophet.
Haha,
i never thought thats a Green-Screen.
@@3ftninja132 Reminds me of that "They hated Jesus because he told the truth" comic page.
Make Taquito the prophet and perpetuate a conspiracy theory that the background is CGI.
YOO!! Will pfp, based. (Ed in the Japanese and european version)
who?
You know what really bugs me about this? I'm an indie dev. I have a game on Steam. It's not the greatest thing in the universe, but I did put my heart into it, and I struggled to get noticed. My game is finished, you can play it, you can beat it. I think it's fun. The people who tested it for me thought it was a fun little challenge. It's dirt cheap.
Yet these two can swindle people, make thousands in donations, and very likely they'll walk away with the money. It just sickens me. It's demoralizing, honestly.
@Al3x福 it’s called Save The Astronaut
Those people are not developers, they are scammers, and you should not compare yourself to them. Thieves, scammers, swindlers... All live great lives, but they are greedy scum, who eventually bite more than they can chew and drive themselves into ruin.
@Al3x福 It's called Save The Astronaut. It's a small platformer done in an NES style. Ahead of announcing my next project I plan to release an update for STA to address a few small issues.
They actually made a total of $8 million in crowdfunding, if I remember correctly. I know it was at least 6mil.
@@JesseTheGameDev Jesus...
It's been a full year and some change and we're still waiting on Taquito's apology
I remember when Second Life was still relatively new and had similar systems to this. And it was never, ever abused. Not once did entire servers get shut down by self replicating assets known as gray goo attacks. Not once did players market push guns to each other that would push another character so hard they would essentially be shot into space and have to teleport back. And no one ever, ever made a 500 ft tall Swastika visible to the entire new player and family friendly areas of the game.
What an absolutely wonderful time SL was.
As a former EverQuest server GM, I feel lucky that the worst grief playing i had to deal with was pulling bankers out of place, racism and profanity in public channels, and training (LoS, I'm looking in your direction.)
Nothing wrong with a nice big swastika.
In my country (New Zealand) the indigenous people (the maori) often get them tattooed onto their faces.
they only do that to get people like you talking
“Our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck.”
That kinda sums it up perfectly.
Looool I just read that sign on another video im dead
I expected nothing from them and yet I'm still offended to high hell.
“I had no expectations and I was still let down”
When you put your expectation low on the ground but they bring shovel
"So what Frames Per Second are you getting with this game?"
"Frames Per Second? I think you mean Seconds Per Frame"
"seconds per frame". That's fantastic xD
I won't lie, that had me laughing like a hyena lol. Good one.
Oh this is a good one!
this is good enough for the copy pasters to steal
HAHAHA! That's priceless.
I never thought I'd watch Robb Stark cosplaying Han Solo explain MMO scams to me, but here I am
So I'm here a year later and this made me curious. So I looked it up. Dreamworld still exists AND is still apparently in active development. I know, my mind was blown as well. There have been a lot of improvements but that's all from press images, so I have no idea what the game's actual status is. Just kinda crazy that after such a massive blowback the game isn't dead
Just got a banner ad that said a second alpha was coming out. Not sure if its real but if it is
The pettiness of this man is amazing, PAY UP TAQUITO BANDITO
PAY UP!
God tier stuff right there
Now I want to find the original comment and see if he's apologized yet.
Who the fuck is this taquito everyone is mentioning?
@@adanzavala4801
Literally in the first minute of the video man.
The length this man is willing to go to prove him right is astonishing. He actually built a fake walls, filled them with games he got on craigslist cheaply or just empty boxes to a faithful reproduction of a green screen photo he had, and even made a miniature sign proving that other guy was wrong! Amazing, subbed!
It's all CGI and claymation!
@@NotTheGuyYerLookinFor yeah shut up meg *blows raspberry*
Sarcasm is the best medicine
With this level of commitment to pettiness, I too shall subscribe. Amazing. Stunning. Brave.
If that's a green screen then he's really good at blending the background into his hair
Over a year and still never got that apology eh? Smh 🤦🏻♀️ people have such a hard time admitting that they were wrong. Late to this video but love your content josh 💕😘 keep it up you’re amazing!
0:00 "we have end of evangelion at home"
It’s so beautiful and immersive. The clipping, the walking on water, the seamless transition between biomes and the scale of objects and buildings.. I’m more hooked than the candy cane biome.
lol.
Dream World was Jesus Christ simulator all along
Don't you forget about the super smooth framerate of about 10.
Looks like superman 64
This "alpha" is the essence of remembering the assignment is due tomorrow
They did it on the bus to school
As someone studying 3D asset creation and game development, this is literally a week job.
lol
The "buildings" that weren't store bought, are just squares extruded from a plane with the default new material set to white. Add the steps to export you can easily get that done under an hour.
Not even that its like the 10 minutes before class starts and you ask a friend to Copy their homework but they are an ass about it and take flrever to give you answers that you just start making shit up before the teachers in class
The way you synced your motion and the editing of removing things from your green screen is incredible!!! How did you do it?! It looked as if it was actually real!
Ok I think that's enough 🤣
btw I don't have much experience with unreal, but I CAN tell you adding collision to buildings is as simple as having a collision mesh (which you can get unreal to automatically generate for you) and pressing ONE button to make it detect collision
Man, I was worried this might be a scam but this looks great.
The choice not to have any collisions on the building for one is a revolutionary one.
The Artwork showcased at the beginning "Plaque in Progress" I know I will be spending hours wondering what the artist meant.
i like plaque in progress memo it reminds me to brush my teeth
...ahem "plague in progress"...
The fact that they used the default unreal engine mannequin with different colors truly says a lot about society, about how we may be different colors, but truly we are all the same.
And so thoughtful! My monitor only has a 60 fps refresh rate so I miss out on precious frames when I watch videos at 2x speed at 60 fps. But since this game runs at an extra-chunky 12-15 fps, I can easily savor every frame even while going at 2x speed.
Did you just plagiarize my college art analysis essays?
I love it how there much more people waiting for the premiere of this video than the people who backed the alpha itself lmao
Looks like they deliberately sabotaged the Alpha
It's impressive that they made it even worse than the promo video, somehow.
...and most of them now waiting even more eagerly for Tequito to apologise 🤣
this is the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed, I'm literally crying. Forget the games I've made, this is the peak of what we as humanity can achieve. We did it. We can finally rest as a species and know we did good.
I've been bingeing this channel and you know what, I think this is my favourite video yet. The game footage montage is hilarious on its own but the jokes in the vlog sections are top-notch.
And of course it's the cap of an amazing saga to read up on after the fact
Friendly reminder that they have now given all kickstarter supporters everything they promised because all they promised was a playable alpha.
nope housing plots. no one got them.
"You will get nothing, and like it."
Being very generous with the word "playable"
Can't disappoint if you didn't expect much in the first place.
@@ShadowLegend300 you can log on and move. It’s playable, you paid for this here you go lol
They just made the game to avoid legal actions kinda, to say; "Hey, we actually made a game, we did not scam you"
Didn't the kickstarter only promise access to the alpha and not even release of the full game? Very sneaky of them
Exactly. As I said on another video, these guys come from moneyed families, they are not that dumb.
I can’t say they went into the whole thing with malicious intent but I think it’s very naive to think this alpha is anything but them delivering just as much as necessary for the Kickstarter project to be legally fulfilled.
can they get into trouble with the stolen assets?
Dreamworld team: "For legal reasons, we have made a 'game.'"
this game has a "we ain't right but we ain't wrong" kinda vibe.
Either Taquito Bandito has mediocre eyesight or I have quite good eyesight cause I can clearly see Josh's shadow moved correctly on shiny box covers and appears completely different on wooden shelves, which is why I knew it was real.
I didn't know my dream world was a fever dream
Massive respect as well for everyone who dared to double click on that .exe on their own PC. I wouldn't have touched that thing with a ten-foot pole, unless on a VM.
Same
@@ryancresawn4726 wh..what? there's a virus who does that? dayum
@@ryancresawn4726 mine xmr*
If they can't even program a basic game, what makes you think they can program working malware ?
just use vm...
Digging through the comments looking for taquito bandito like 👀
He'll never apologize. People who are that aggressively incorrect, never do.
I'm not caught up in the Dreamworld videos' comment section lore, who is this elusive man?
Edit: The background is a weird hill to die on
Same
That’s hilarious
Me too hehehe
I love how most of this comment section isn't even talking about Dreamworld, more focused on Taquito Bandito.
The pettiness of the Taquito Bandito bit 🤣🤣
JUST GET OBLIVION.
-looks better
-is actually a game
-costs LESS
- single player
@@thaias9654 another benefit, indeed.
:P
don't forget modable
Fucking Morrowind looks better lol
*has the guards
Can literally see your head changing the light in the background and people still think its fake, then again people also thought Dreamworld was real, what a world we live in.
Yeah, and for it being 'out of focus'
... These people do know how Focus works, right? That you generally focus on the person and not the background?
after 20 years of watching dimwits online scream "shopped" at trivial everyday things and the next moment ask if artist rendering of new planet or a dinosaur was "real", I'm not surprised by anything. one can only hope the idiocy isn't heritable but unfortunate side-effect of aspartame and sedentary lack of blood flow affecting brain function.
🤡🌏
I swear the name Dreamworld is cursed. 4 people died at the Australian Dreamworld a few years ago and now this. The word has a power and I don't vibe with it.
Ive pretty much given up on most of humanity at this point when it comes to even somewhat logical thinking. Most cant be saved from themselves.
I am late to the party, but that smile after you put up a sign is so smug I couldn't help but laugh. Good show, you petty amazing fellow.
"changing your opinion upon receiving new, more accurate information" this is called *learning*
Putting this on the "Worst MMO Ever" list would make the other games on that list look way too good by comparison and would be impossible to top
Putting it on that list would make it seem like it’s an actual game
Literally a week of gamedev studies with Unity or UE4 for 2 hours a day would get better results. The material for the floor is just ONE shader which takes a minute to throw together. These guys are 🤡
@@thaias9654 This made me laugh outloud.
So..an alpha with just assets and walls/objects that you can run through. This pre alpha of an alpha is giving me goosebumps!
Don't said it's worst MMO. Since this couldn't possibly be a MMO.
Fake, fake, fake! This is a simple combination of clever greenscreen trickery and VR tech, anyone can easily tell that Josh is just a 3d Vtuber avatar.
No actual non CG british person has that good teeth, also Josh's 5 o'clock shade is clearly just a layer made in Photoshop.
The cup is what seals it, though. There are no cups like that and any cup with that shape would be most inconvenient to drink from, so it must be a 3d model.
His voice is computerised too!
He's not even a real person, he was part of the greenscreen all along.
oof you nearly had me with the teeth comment =3
I think this game uses Unreal Engine
This brings back nightmares of playing early Ark survival evolved
if this game makes a comeback like no man's sky, im gonna throw myself into a river
That’s the frame rate for one person? Imagine when they add it so a “million” people can play at once 😏
@@okankyoto dude!! U killed them!!
@Tobias Reiner Yes?
Kinda?
@Tobias Reiner ...Kinda... yeah...
Are yes, but when you have a million computers working in harmony, you will get infinite FPS !! Have faith.
If 60 people play its 60 fps total 👀
So much freedom you can walk through buildings! Absolutely revolutionary gameplay if you ask me. You can go anywhere, and jump around and dig holes and stuff. Wow, truly impressive.
Official noclip. I am sold!
If you dig deep enough you might even find the fun
All in 4 fps too
It's just like minecraft, but one is a true and tested beloved game, the other is minecraft. /s
@@NussbertBeinhart Minecraft don't have noclip built in 0/10
All things considered that intro song was really nice to drive to. Got me all up in my head thinking bout my feels.
November 2023 update- they are releasing an Alpha 2, there team is 15+ now, all new mechanics on the alpha 2.
Alpha 2 is free but slow roll out. If you purchased alpha 1, you can either get a full refund, or immediate access to the new alpha 2.
Tbh, not bad at all. They have come a long way.
Part of me wishes to keep the meme alive and for toquito to refuse to believe your room is real and that he will not apologize.
Kinda unrelated lol, but what does your username mean? The Hebrew isn't clear
We demand closure!
@@RMCovers it says Epstein Island
@@Goomatora Epstein didnt kill himself
I keep seeing people talking about Toquito, but I can't find anything about it--is there a previous video that talks about this person?
Taquito Bandito is actually my ex fiancé. He proposed last week, and when I went to get the ring adjusted, the jeweller told me it couldn't be done because the ring was fake and would melt completely if he tried to resize it. I called off the engagement straight away.
For real? Do you have any information regarding his other dodge endeavors? Sorry if this is a bit personal, but how did he end up like this? And how did you get to know about him?
The real ring is coming on the 21st.
I worked with tanquito bandito he was only an intern though
@@notrod5341 Impossible. There are no dreamworld devs.
The ring left you :)
Really glad to get some closure on the whole "is the mug full of tea" question.
that Taquito Bandito thing has made me crack up harder than the dreamworld alpha trailer, and that's saying a lot
POV: you're looking for taquito bandito's apology
Don't expose me like that lmao
Guilty as charged.
Ctrl+F led me to you
My people!
The Taquito roast actually had me laughing out loud
Lol
I lol'ed out loud.
@@Rudofaux you laughed out loud'ed out loud?
@@thaias9654 That's how I lol.
when I see this gameplay footage all I can think is "JESUS WEPT!"
ah yes. A person of culture and taste, I see
Sorry I'm so late to this whole dreamworld startup drama thingy, it really brought the best out of the tear-flavored popcorn I was eating, but I just wanted to say :
"My Taquito Bandito left me :("
I speak as a developer. Even with 0 industry experience, you can create this scene in one day.
I mean, it looks like they turned off all the optimization. Culling seems off, they didn't bake the lighting.. I dunno I could go on but really Id say it would take a little big longer only because there is a bit of a learning curve to simply understanding UE4, the hotkeys etc.. Not defending it, but still, finding the time to create this shit wouldn't be as easy as just jumping into UE4 slapping stuff together etc, it obviously took some time, as bad as it is, Just downloading half this stuff, putting it into your projects, combining them.. it isn't that easy, which is probably why they think they created something of any worth.
"Scene"
They have all their functions running on an event tick, thats why the framerate is like 3, day one mistakes this guy couldn't even be bothered to follow a decent CZcams tutorial to make this crap
@@mariuscornelius3661 Yikes, ya these are the really basic things you must know. Hierarchal structure, Object orientation.. Blueprint communication.. Still takes a while to learn but someone who is a self proclaimed 9 year vet should probably know the basics..
I’ve been to a game design school for 2 years now, we work on UE4 mostly. Id say this here, with 3 people or so, could’ve been done in 1 day. This is truly sad...
“It must be a green screen because the background is out if focus”
......Does this person understand how focusing a camera works?
They do not...
wouldn't it be the other way around with the actual green screen?
@@Self-replicating_whatnot That’s what I thought too. You can usually tell a green screen by the camera looking like it has two different points that are in focus, the one for the main camera and the one for the camera that photographed or filmed the background image.
Someone made a good point where he actually used CGI to move this stuff around. I honestly agree with them. It's green screened. /s
@@deliriouszora Yea, and anyone who can do that just to spite a YT commenter can have all the fake collectibles in his background he wants, because they're more impressive than the real thing.
I've done a game design minor, and what you have here looks eerily similar to what a student makes as part of an introductory Unity3D course over the span of 8-10 weeks while following a bunch of other classes.
Pretty much, though it also contains simple multiplayer which may take an extra 2-3 weeks.
8-10 weeks? Now i am sorry,I don’t have any experience about developing a game nor knowledge on softwares,but that “thing” there is something i can do in a day. Just teach me how to duplicate a big world and then I’ll do it.
Man I was so fucking hopeful that Taquito Bandito was just going to live up to his own words. I just wanted to have a little hope in humanity. Just this once.
The first 3 minutes feel like 12 hours.
I had to play it on 1.5x 🤣
Truer statements never said
Well 1000 frames are a lot to get through when your demo runs at 4 frames a minute
Like a bad dream
For real tho
When Kickstarter is flooded with thousands of in-experienced developers all set out to making the next biggest MMO but one of them actually gets through and now were all here seeing the mess that is made.
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2 "developers" with no experience or knowledge in game design set out to make the next MMO to host millions of players on a single server using Peer to Peer that no AAA companies has done before. The Industry meme.
Correction, 0* developers
@@jonathansoko1085 A failed energized serial killer entrepreneur and a cocaine fueled ex google summer intern could be better?
Oh no! Its Undead! How dare you be here! - My Username left me.
@@15redleg Hello there - The Garrisons
if they had at least one senior, you know those who actually know what the fuck is going on + another 3years they might have done something lol
Josh is a madlad, that's the exact kind of "Hold my beer." Attitude I like.
alpha? this looks like its ready for launch already. nice work devs
Man your green screen editing skill are extremely impressive ngl. Almost looked like you were actually moving things in the background.
Probably just edited in a video of him accualy moving something
Obviously he made a real set just to hide the fact that it was a fake background all along. Smh
No kidding. This guy's greenscreen is next level. What a waste! He could have spent all the time he used mastering his deception to, I dunno, build a shelf and stock it with stuff?
Wait, the background is GREEN SCREEN?
@@tsumikiayato1560 yeah, taquito bandito said it himself
It's amazing that Josh would go so far, as to animate his background and then use CGI to move stuff around. Amazing.
Indeed
Lmao m8 that sign you put up was legitimately the reason why I just subbed to you. Great stuff man
Taquito it’s been two years and you’ve yet to apologize man up bro
I gotta at least give them credit for accuracy. My dreams often involve walking through walls and also struggle to maintain a stable framerate.
They presented themselves like
this is Seto Kaibas first MMO
and, as you'd expect from Kaiba,
it would Revolutionize tha Worldo.
But no. Kaiba is theorized to have
invented Synchro-Summon,
but those guys just re-invented Trash!
My Legs are less Leggy than this Game!
"You're lying about having toys in your room," is maybe the wildest accusation I've ever heard
Right? Lol. Feel like 80% people have a little collection they could sit in front of
Children see all that stuff and assume it's outlandish and too expensive, a decadent luxury nobody could possibly have, because they don't understand adults can have money.
You're lying about this maybe being the wildest accusation you've ever heard.
Have you been on Twitter?
@@Knlght0fZero it was funny though
I love the pay off to the mug joke. Glad I noticed it.
When your head moves around the lighting on the glossy shelved items moves too, that's some impressive green screen work!!
This looks like something a high school kid learning Unreal Engine makes for his student project with a bunch of free assets he downloaded off the internet.
That is insulting! ... towards the kid >.>
No way. A highschooler would do a much better job! :D
The high schooler would at least be fueled by passion and thus try to make anything coherent
I’m not saying my things looked any better but atleast made my own assets
I have seen high school students make better games.
I suspect Taquito Bandito changed their username and permanently moved to TikTok after that utter destruction
Not after the court
Who is Taquito?
Hmmmmmmm
Come on out, *Gregory 'Taquito Bandito' Lenzo.* You said you'd apologise.
*Camera moves slowly toward my face at the end of the song, a single tear rolls down my cheek. The tear is blood. For I am now blind.*
Taquito Bandito didn't even notice, that Josh's collection reflects the shadow of Josh.
WTF
Oh that's because Josh edited that shadow in.
@@deliriouszora Raycasting an image, truly we live in the future XD
Obviously Josh AND the background are all CGI in this video.
Yeah! That's what they are!
Background and Josh are now fully rendered so that Josh can interact with what previously was "obviously" a fake green screened background...
Yeah! That's the ticket!!! 🤣
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@@mirozen_ Then i'm curious, if he did all the CGI thing at his own, or he employed someone to do it. :D
Easy taquito seems like a child who has to be right regardless off the facts in front of them also bringing in josh's nationality shows they have a thing against the British i once were in a warframe clan with someone like that unfortunately
Don't know what you people are talking about, this looks amazing! Possibly best powerpoint video I've ever watched!
What do you mean this is a game?
i thought this was a slide show, and thought it was gorgeous too. but then realized this is a game
Game!? I thought it was a Missingno simulator.
Oh wow my bad
My favorite part was sitll getting 5 FPS even on a featureless flat ice field
Hey I appreciate how you treat smaller CZcamsrs well by giving people a reason to go watch their videos. You're good people man.
It would have been even more funny if he removed a green screen of his bedroom to reveal his bedroom
Hehe
You friend, are a genius
"This is in fact a green screen, hiding my collection, which is the image displayed on the green screen."
Yes that would be AWESOME.
Quick suggestion on new formats for your Patreon list: Have you considered a cheesy blue marble wall with gold lettering?
DON’T forget the sparkles
Hey Graz. Weird how we cross paths.
Would be a miss opportunity
Would be better than his fake collection :'d
@@LTrotsky21stCentury Hey Trotsky, what's up?
So there we are. 2021 and despite the technical development on hardware and communication speed within the last years, we are faced with buggy software products and game releases that leave the paying customer with the duty of finding and reporting errors. Looking at the alpha of Dreamland brings me back to around 1999 when I took my first attempts on creating webpages, felt in love with Macromedie Flash and gathered experiences with 3D modeling software. Man I was so looking forward for everybody to have highspeed internet and a powerfull machine at home. It just wasn't there to that time, so it was always a struggle between fast loading pages and the loading content. A lot of compromises have been done in that time. From my viewpoint the result was the internet being flooded with webpages one being more ugly than the other. Somehow the same can be said about games from that time. Hardware like RAM, graphic cards etc. have been extremely expensive (at least for me). And the developers had to keep that in mind as well.
And now that we have CPU's with several cores, each being capable of doing tasks that seemed to be impossible not that long ago, affordable RAM and internet connections that are getting faster and faster the industry wants us to go back to 1999. 😖😡🤢
man the FPS is really some number higher than 1 isn't it...and the world generating 20 feet in front of you is unique.....in a way i just can't begin to describe.
Looks like Toquito Bandito is as good at keeping his word, as he is spotting green screen backgrounds.
“Taquito Bandito is Wrong” will be my new phrase every time I see someone get owned!
To be fair, the camera's focus does make the background look a bit blurry.
Guys, taquito is on the right track, but he isn't going deep enough
The whole thing is a greenscreen, even the snarky british guy himself
It's all ran by
A h i g h e r e n t i t y
the lime screen
@@0bashie the blueish-green screen
@@pennyforyourthots the blue marble screen
I liked the taquito bandito part much more than the video itself.
Anyone who legally changes their names to “Taquito Bandito” is someone who should never be taken seriously. 😂
The elegance and absolute beauty of that roast of Taquito Bandito brought tears to my eyes. Fantastically done
Josh Strife Hayes: "it's very important to realize that as humans, changing your opinion based on newly presented evidence is a very hard thing to do."
Me looking for Taquito Bandito: 👀 👀 👀
ooooooh you're right 😂
over 2 years later taquito bandito still hasnt apologised
I like that you help other youtubers too by saying we have to visit their channel than just spoiling it.