@@theshrimp1657 The government doesn't give a shit that they've indirectly caused millions of new depressions cases which could eventually lead to suicide. Nope, apparently the potential deaths of a couple hundred thousand old fogies that were gonna die soon anyways and already sick people mattered more.
@Dopamine _"It's been almost a month barely going outside and I feel like I'm losing my sanity."_ Have you picked a project? Something that will make your friends go "You learned French/got sixpack abs/made these birthday presents/quit sugar during your stay?"
@@singwahlin1777 Scorpion is a japanese dude (his actual name is Hanzo Hasashi) and Johnny said he is asian. Nothing racist about it so shut your cakehole.
Was totally expecting the Tapper scene to turn into something depressing about going out of business. Then again, I suppose that could still be the implication.
Its pretty fucked up considering scorpion is a NINJA named HANZO hashashi,basically the combination of the names hanzo hattori and Miyamoto mushashi,two great warriors of Japan,he is a Japanese. And calling a Japanese a chinese is like calling an English,an irish.its a fucking hatecrime.
@@shahsadsaadu5817 he didn't call him chinese. He said Asian. Also no one would care if you called an englishman irish. Except at most that englishman. And no one would go at him for a hate crime lol
@@peachesrambo4037 And? Is that your best argument? I hardly doubt you have done any research if you think that quarantine is useless. It's about lowering the R rate of the epidemic, and not overflowing the hospitals all at once.
A Resident Evil sketch would probably either involve the characters being played off as virus hipsters, or they'd be mocking the other video games for being so paranoid over this kind of thing.
Jonny Cage: I'm gonna keep my distance. You're wearing a mask and you're Asian. Scorpion: Dude, WTF! (SJWs, Vertue signalers, and CNN have joined the chat room.)
Glad to see you guys doing your part in trying to not only entertain us, but also inform us and try to get us to do the responsible thing. Since some younger people still seem to see this as a joke and don't care.
One thing I hate the most is that store are now close before midnight. Never have a social life because of my fear being around too many people. I only shop online or midnight at Walmart because of no interaction with people. When people interact with me, I will froze from fear because I don’t know what to say. Since Walmart no longer open at midnight anymore because of Covid-19, I have to pray if I can buy stuff I want online if I could find it. Food, well, I have to get in and out fast with little interaction. If no self checkout in the store, I will walk out. I already keep tabs on which store have self checkout. I also keep tab on which store that have employees that don’t interact to me because I hate interaction. I shop almost closing time or right when they open certain days of the week. Never have a social life so this social distance is easy.
Lowbrow already has a sequel up! czcams.com/video/Uc0ZjOWOuIY/video.html
Nice, thank you
you lot are best dorks EVER!! :) xxx
Thank you for the link.
Thanks friends!
Awesome 👏 and cool dude!
Bowser’s castle is gonna be under siege when everyone finds out he’s been hoarding the toilet paper!
you sure it isnt Peach and those naughty toads of hers thats hogging it all? those toads sure can go strange places to hide it all... ;) xxx
Paper Towels: "Thanks for saving me, but your toilet paper is in another castle."
+Dorkly That would be an AWSOME idea for a next video, Bowser hoarding the toilet paper 👍🏻👍🏻 😂 .
Roertje 85 Tell everyone to comment this so that Dorkly will do it!
+Lowbrow Studios please read this comment ^^ . Maybe a hint for a next video 😉 ?
The ultimate attack move is cough at your enemy’s face
Your enemy called cops on you.
@@jamiebarba5701 its super effective
You used dash
😂
The police use since it's super effective you. You faint
It was only a matter of time before this was a thing.
Beasty Bacon199 bruh, just thanking people for the likes
the comic book connoisseur edit, OMG 😱 THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES?!!!!!!?!?!!!!!
I was gonna like this until you added that stupid ass edit... desperate for attention much?
Next time they need to do Halo
Mario teaches typing online
Online classes
You should request that to lowbrow studios
lol
The tapper one was actually kinda sad
It's real life though unfortunately:(
Yeah, it's okay if there are no patrons and he's sad without company, but he may lose his job. Poor guy.
I know my work had to lay people off because of this.
@@theshrimp1657 The government doesn't give a shit that they've indirectly caused millions of new depressions cases which could eventually lead to suicide. Nope, apparently the potential deaths of a couple hundred thousand old fogies that were gonna die soon anyways and already sick people mattered more.
@@nahor88
2020 was a weird year.
Piranha plant: "AND WASH THOSE HANDS"
Me: he's wearing gloves
L.O.L.
bruh
Same here.
He's been wearing those gloves for over 30 years
If u touch other people things n your face then those gloves will get germs on them so it doesn't matter
That moment when you've been an introvert your whole life, so staying at home doesn't bother you at all.
Yep, my routine hasn't changed in the slightest.
I've been avant-garde bout that thing then, I guess..
I don't know how you guys do it. It's been almost a month barely going outside and I feel like I'm losing my sanity.
@@A_Dopamine_Molecule how I've been managing to get through quarantaine without going insane?
Four words: Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
@Dopamine _"It's been almost a month barely going outside and I feel like I'm losing my sanity."_
Have you picked a project? Something that will make your friends go "You learned French/got sixpack abs/made these birthday presents/quit sugar during your stay?"
I feel they missed a great joke with Scorpion. Could've been "STAY OVER THERE" XD
True.
Would have been better than just "LOOK, RACISM" like this is family guy or something
@@ScourgeTheGreat Nah it is good, you got the guy saying that and then it shows nobody caring
It's already been made, just saying. Saw it on TicTok earlier today.
@@ChaosKnightMatthew tictok is awful and you should be ashamed of yourself for using it
The most villainous thing Bowser has ever done...
*He's the reason I can't find any toilet paper!*
GET HIM !!!!!
@@Franky_Sthein Tyler Cutebiker: Git 'em! Git 'em!
Mario:oh okay
Piranha plant: WASH THOSE GODDEM HANDS
Guess Mario is as Italian as the rest of his compatriots lol
Ok then, he should wash his gloves.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE
Johnny cage: STAY OVER THERE
"Racisssst" Oh Poop that Shuckled me up good
thats how jhonny c do
it's not racist if he is telling the truth.
@@newfacepaula so if I called an American "gun toting hotdog eating american" it's okay on my part?
@@singwahlin1777 Scorpion is a japanese dude (his actual name is Hanzo Hasashi) and Johnny said he is asian. Nothing racist about it so shut your cakehole.
@Emir Aaahh
Butthurt I see
“Charizard used SOCIAL DISTANCING”
“It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!”
*”DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE”*
Mario is storming Bowser's castle to rescue all the toilet paper he's hoarding, obviously
"Ah, it's good to be king"
This made me laugh
That was his plan all along! The princess was just a decoy
“inside in the bowser’s castle with supply of toilet papers”
bowser: Ahh it’s good to be king
Old man “It’s dangerous out there take this” (gives Link face mask)
At the item shop, toilet paper now cost 200, soap 500, and hand sanitizer 1000.
Was totally expecting the Tapper scene to turn into something depressing about going out of business. Then again, I suppose that could still be the implication.
I honestly thought they were about to make a suicide joke.
That or he was gonna go home and beat the wife. (I know, domestic battery jokes aren't quite funny yet)
I'm pretty sure that's part of it.
Drink straight from the tap then go fight somebody in a Walmart parking lot
0:57 " THAT'S HOW JOHNNY C. DO!"
"coz you're chinese bro!"
THAT'S HOW JOHNNY C DO!! THATS HOW JOHNNY C DO!
Gotta feel bad for the bartender, even Ralph wasn't stupid enough to visit the bar.
That guy must feel so lonely, to the point where he's chugging the beer for himself. 😢
[peter griffin voice] WOW Mornin drinking
Bowser sitting on all of the toilet paper at the end made me laugh so hard.
We all are gonna laugh years later when we watch this. Stay safe for now everyone.
I laughed now
you too!
We're gonna laugh in a few months because it was never serious to begin with.
@@Kevin111ist it is serious for older ppl and ppl with health issues.
Have you seen the death numbers so far?
@@Kevin111ist get back underneath that rock you're obviously living under.
Piranha Plant: "Wash those hands"
Mario: but i am wearing gloves
Lolll. Underrated comment
Dafq does that mean
Wash your gloves!
@@SerperiorChaos It means your comment is good
0:21
Piranha Plant: And wash those hands!
*but Mario wears gloves*
I just appreciate how and I'm glad this old Mario VA is still around. Dorkly never leave us, please!
I work at a fast food restaurant and I can appreciate the Zelda one, because it’s my fav series and is like my job currently. lol
“It’s dangerous to be here. I’m doing curbside pickup. Get out!”
Dang that’s kinda messed up calling Scorpion Asian. But at the same time..
THAT’S HOW JOHNNY C DO!
HECK YEAH!!! 😄 Tell it like it is, Johnny!!!! 😆😎
Its pretty fucked up considering scorpion is a NINJA named HANZO hashashi,basically the combination of the names hanzo hattori and Miyamoto mushashi,two great warriors of Japan,he is a Japanese.
And calling a Japanese a chinese is like calling an English,an irish.its a fucking hatecrime.
@@shahsadsaadu5817 he didn't call him chinese. He said Asian.
Also no one would care if you called an englishman irish. Except at most that englishman. And no one would go at him for a hate crime lol
0:33 is the cutest thing I have seen all day.
Show With No Name “Don’t touch your face!”
Oh man! The one with the Tapper bar owner is so sad!
That’s going to be all of us in 3 weeks.
That’s me right now was perter griffin says “there’s nothing like a 7 am beer in a unbrushed mouth”
Doom Eternal already has social distancing. They're called Marauders.
Can't get a disease if your dead
_"When the Videogame characters know more Social Distancing instead of your local supermarket"_
"When employees of your local supermarket are far less likely to contract COVID-19 than the obedient cattle staying at home."
Big Poppa Botch when some fucking doofus thinks shopping is more important than saving lives
And idiots that believes everything the government tells.them, instead of doing thier own research.
@@peachesrambo4037 And? Is that your best argument? I hardly doubt you have done any research if you think that quarantine is useless. It's about lowering the R rate of the epidemic, and not overflowing the hospitals all at once.
@@ravioli3807 no, it's about the government controlling the drones.
Corona affecting the games too
Wickedplayer23 damn you coronavirus!
Scorpion: "Stay over there!"
I'll take Brody for 500
(...)
Yo Mama so ugly, when she fought in Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said...
Lol I don't know why but Link getting a Sword Curbside Pickup is the one that got me most!🤣⚔🛡🏹
Really, nothing about "that's how Johnny c do!"
And then all the videogame characters stayed at home to flatten the curve, end of game 😂
Stay Calm, wash your hands, and Stay safe my Friends. We'll pull through this Pandemic.
@Loki Aesir Unfortunately humanity has survived worse.
Please don't capitalize random things
@Loki Aesir Wrong, the recovery rate would have to be next to 0.
Spino's Gaming Channel 2.0
yes we will!
It's not the virus that scares me, but what comes after it. With the global recession and all of that.
0:48 You're welcome, this had me dying 😂😂💀💀
Lmao best part 😭
Sonic clip: sonic keeps the animals in the robots because it's technically indoors for them
Huh neat
0:33 ‘Don’t touch your face’
Me: take my hand off my head
Guilt tripping a facepalm. What a world we live in.
Pikachu is like: "This is stupid! You can't battle an enemy that's absent!"
There needs to be a fanmade version of Bowser's inside story where you go in and fight COVID-19.
They missed a perfect opportunity for Johnny Cage to say “That’s how Johnny C do.”
"Don't touch your face" lol that was funny 😂
I lost my shit with that MK bit 🤣😂
Nobody:
40 Year old Moms on FaceBook:
1:06 as a bartender, that hurts
Thank you dorkly for awesome videos bud you always make my day
Mario doesn’t need to wash his hands. He wears gloves all the time.
Flexing before 2020: Money
Flexing in 2020: 1:24
You'd think Resident Evil would fit into this virus thing going on
Zombies don't do social distancing
A Resident Evil sketch would probably either involve the characters being played off as virus hipsters, or they'd be mocking the other video games for being so paranoid over this kind of thing.
Specially the opening video for the resident evil 3 remake
I know, right! it's a wonder no one thought of it yet, especially with the RE3 remake
Donkey Kong was just throwing barrels at Mario because of social distancing and because Mario's an Italian.
Nope
When donkey Kong was released there wasn't coronavirus
Plus DK was near pauline
Lowbrow is amazing. One of my fav content creators, ive watched the sonic for hire series 6 times now, keep it up guys!!!!!
Retro games: doing their part
MMOs: the smallfolk are still up in everyones butts
man, the "tapper" one was depressing
He would be puking In 4 sec chugging beer from the tap
And did anybody else think there is a tiny Budweiser logo on the mug
The game at the end played "Oh, Susanna!"
Whatever you do... Don't ever socialize again! Let's all freak out if we get too close!
Mario: *Saving princess peach for the 1376 times...
*Get a load of this Simp.*
Nice Pfp. 👍
God I wish I was stuck in Tappers bar
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I love you guys both Lowbrow and Dorkly so much! Please keep up the hilarious amazing work. You bring so much joy in a time of hardship.
Thank you for keeping us entertained during quarantine Dorkly! ❤️
no
Please stay safe to whoever reads this
No thanks I love chaos
@Lightway Animated Pictures ....Psycho...the word you're looking to spell is psycho.
Wow, this really made my day better, thank you.
Piranha plant: and wash those hands!
Mario: but my gloves..
Jonny Cage: I'm gonna keep my distance. You're wearing a mask and you're Asian.
Scorpion: Dude, WTF!
(SJWs, Vertue signalers, and CNN have joined the chat room.)
Me as lucario: HEY STOP TOUCHING ME
CPU: BUT THIS IS SMASH ULTIMATE
me: •_• *+LUCARIO USED COUGH+*
CPU : AAAAAAAAH
Me: THATS WHAT YOU GET
Good to hear dorkly is still clinging on! Love you guys and your content
The one with the beer game sorry "Root bear" killed me
TheGrimGamer 69
Tapper. :)
Yeah I’m the arcade it was actually Budweiser but they had to change it to put it somewhere else than in bars
just no
Dorkly passed the torch to lowbrow
Glad to see you guys doing your part in trying to not only entertain us, but also inform us and try to get us to do the responsible thing. Since some younger people still seem to see this as a joke and don't care.
"Dont touch your face!!!"😂😂😂😂
1:22 It's official, the mushroom kingdoom takes place in the united states
Nice thnx dorkly U guys are awesome
Geez, that tapper one depressed the hell out of me because of how accurate it is....
Wow I’ve never felt so depressed and entertained at the same time!
Dorkly's back! 😄 I knew they'd pull through!! 😂
Oh man the root beer topper one was hilarious...
Imagining showing this to kids 10 years from now
I'm so happy to hear Dorkly made it!
_Oh boy, I wish there were a sequel to this that I could watch right now on youtube dot com_
This is F-ing hilarious, I wish there was a part 2 with more game examples
Definitely needed this 😭😭💀
I like, love you guys in the most valley accent I can muster
Scorpion should have just said, "STAY OVER THERE!"
Agreed.
actually expected scorpion to yell "STAY OVER THERE!"
Mario has been touching everything with those same gloves instead of washing his hands. CROSS CONTAMINATION.
The coronavirus was a lowkey blessing for you guys.
Now you have more material.
Thank you Mario, but the toilet paper is in another castle!
Lol.... this is best..... Made the quarantine more wholesome
Yes I seen it coming and I wasn’t disappointed amazing job
Leave it to Dorkly/Low Brow to put a smile on my face during these trying times.
STAY OVER THERE
One thing I hate the most is that store are now close before midnight. Never have a social life because of my fear being around too many people. I only shop online or midnight at Walmart because of no interaction with people. When people interact with me, I will froze from fear because I don’t know what to say. Since Walmart no longer open at midnight anymore because of Covid-19, I have to pray if I can buy stuff I want online if I could find it. Food, well, I have to get in and out fast with little interaction. If no self checkout in the store, I will walk out. I already keep tabs on which store have self checkout. I also keep tab on which store that have employees that don’t interact to me because I hate interaction. I shop almost closing time or right when they open certain days of the week. Never have a social life so this social distance is easy.
Loved Tail’s voice
Why would anyone dislike these videos? It's always a good time here.