Lewis Black's Rantcast
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- čas přidán 20. 07. 2024
- Lewis has returned from performing shows in Europe. One of the first things he learned of upon landing was the 34 guilty indictments handed down to Donald Trump by a jury of New Yorkers. The combination of these two events has given him a new perspective, which he's more than willing to share on this week's Rantcast.
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CHAPTERS
0:00 - Intro - Trump's trial was rigged because it was in Spanish.
2:45 - Lewis is back from Europe and has a new outlook
6:00 - A nap tells a brighter story
12:34 - Our influence on foreign politics
14:08 - What does guilt prove anyway?
14:36 - Let's bring the new attitude to the table
15:15 - Rant #1: Michael doesn't like green peas
18:09 - Rant #2: Eric follows up on his story about taking his kids to Disney
20:48 - Rant #3: Lisa is floundering
23:18 - Rant #4: Del met his wife at a Lewis Black show
25:01 - Rant #5: Adam Belson replies to a pickle lover
25:49 - Rant #6: Rachel shares a rant from London about her audience participation
29:32 - Rant #7: Michael missed Lewis' London show
30:30 - Rant #8: John Rose needs to deliver a message to Bath via Lewis
31:47 - Rant #9: John S rants about England
35:07 - Outro - Komedie
What I love about the rants is it's nice to know that there are people out there that are high-functioning and don't lack the verbal ammunition to express themselves. Rock on.
Oh god! The sarcasm is overpowering! My nipples are exploding with delight! 😆
😂😂😂😂😂
And my hovercraft is full of eels! 😃
Nice bow too Monty Python.
Lew,
Your satire is a blessing. God help us if “the most innocent man” gets back in office.
What?.. are you HIGH?! He was reporting true news. Ok you; go back to your fake news.
We can't let that happen! Recruit voters!
Tim Whitaker has an inclusive Christian movement that doesn't support Trump.
Oh, Lewis, your response to Rachel just about made me cry. Your rants make me feel like there really is someone out there like me - pissed off about lots of things. But that response made me feel like you're a lot more like me than I thought - that our crusty exteriors are carefully crafted to protect our soft gooey middles.
'almost in tongues'... lovely laugh out loud moment.
Marco Rubio is my irritable bowel syndrome
🤣🤣🤣 I wasn't expecting to read this as I was scrolling. That's funny!
@@Jen7867
I 2nd that 😂
😆😆😆😆😆
Or irritable brain syndrome?
I am a Rachel. Always told to curb it. We have something or someone who brings us joy but we gotta look out for the pricks ( male or female) that think we're too happy. Thank you for reading Rachel's rant. I'll never stop loving you, Lewis 😊
Thank you. Thank you Lewis for reading my rant, my evening got ruined by what happened to me at the intermission. I had travelled about 100 miles and four hours by train not to mention that time it took waiting for trains, spending more money than I am used to for travel and hotel accommodation only because I live with my mother and it helps me to enjoy myself, but when she passes on I’ll never be able to go anywhere because all my money will go on keeping me from being homeless and taking care of our little dog and bird. I was privileged to go to see Lewis but that fxcking stony face prxck in the audience ruined it for me, actually I noticed quite a few people like that there.
Captain Cheeto the Hut Van Winkle couldn't even come up with his own slogan. He had to take that from Ronald Regan.
He will steal ANYTHING, next is robbing prison wallets
😆
I don’t know how you said all of that introduction with a straight face, but you had me ROLLIN! Lmfao Lewis
Thanks, big guy!
❤️🩹
Eric
💖Love you Lewis, thank you again for the great content. America loves you also. I swear sometimes it feels like the rants you say are speaking from my own heart!
"Trump is a lamb, but a strong lamb, who also plays golf." Just great stuff.
Omg!! The pea rant! I’m dying from laughing!
England going through a very similar time,
Good rant.
Yes
Lewis mentioning that 12 New Yorkers all agreed on something, not just once or twice, but 34 times! Holy Shit.
So Donnie, who was done more dirty, you by the judicial apparatus with grand juries who determined the prosecutors’ cases were compelling beyond a reasonable doubt, or the Central Park Five, of whom you had no 1st hand evidence or observation, yet made it your business to finance a marketing campaign to send them up, before Manhattan had witnessed 3 decades of your habitual gas lighting?
Your "new attitude " works for me, Mr. Black. You've reached a new level, and it's good. Let's hope others can hear what you're saying. I thank you kindly for your brilliant perspectives on life today.
If I were to be elected president, I would find a spot for Lewis Black in the State Department.
... Don the Con ... 91 Indictments ... 34 Down ... 57 to go ...
Some of them were dropped by the prosecution of one of the cases, as they were redundant. I think it's like 84 now.
Not trying to be a know it all, but it’s 4 indictments with a total of 91 charges. Either way, I love it!
@@Mindy0628 That's okay ... Either way I love it to ! ... Cheers !
@@alphaenemyplus8376 So long as they have the desired effect ... Trump go crash boom !
Michael, peas. You are absolutely right!
Yeah, thanks, Rachel. ,,,and thanks, Lewis, for makin' it straight. I'm touched.
Greetings from Ireland, good luck America
“Ya know, a strong man who can play golf”. Thank you Lord! LOL
Ah… the sarcasm is crazy perfect Lewis… thank you! And I think that was the golden toilet.. no? Ha!
Oh my God Lewis the maggots are going to take you seriously, you'll be on a t-shirt tomorrow!😂
Magats: Just as disgusting as maggots, but spelled differently.
He might be used in clips by The RNC to discredit liberals with a defector. Cons only hear advantage in satire.
No worries about that.. This show is too long for magats to watch.
The funniest part of this is that if Stinky had just listed it as an unpaid bill, he'd be clear.
You truly can't make this shite up!
Love to you Lewis!!
The sad thing is that the Maghats will take Lew's sarcasm as sincerity and the woodchuck comment will fly over their heads.
Whoa, he really rejuvenates in sleep mode. I mean, “10 or 11 hours of sleep” made him look 10 or 11 years younger.
perfect, absolutely effin' perfect.
people who don't understand sarcasm are awesome, in my book.
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The only vegetables I put butter on are peas, and I don't hate peas.
I'm in tears. 🤣🤣😂😂
Remember Australian Billionaire Anthony Pratt audio tapes from '60 Minutes Australia' telecast about TRUMP?
Holy motherchucker stumper! Did Stump count the two pieces of wood that he chucks himself up on daily? How about the wood that's been thrown into the running woodchipper awaiting him to go get chucked inside for a definitive count? Stump is proof positive that wood is not the only thing that floats in water. We're gonna need a bigger toilet.
😂 I really enjoy your rants!
✌️& ❤
Stay strong Rachel!
Thank you so very much ❤
Hi, Lucy here, You and Kathleen save my life every day. Just wanted to register I got to work in the Senate for Watergate. Wild, huh?
I actually do have a ham radio...!
I started with a spit-take and wondered if you had drunk any koolaid while you were gone. Whoa nellie. Razor sharp and precise as a witch doctor with a voodoo doll. Anything left identifiable? Clean up , aisle 2.
And a glimpse at Lewis being sincerely humble and expressing his regret ... pure class.
MADNESS !!! that's the ticket
Magnificent !!!! satire sent from the lord
You're killing me 😂😂😂
Welcome Back 😂
This is where I was in the comments when he came back 😂😂😂
Lewis, all the inmates in prison are innocent
Love you Michael ❤❤❤ your hero loved your standup. How fucking cool is that???
As a Belgian ... I can confirm Lewis is right!
Hey Rachel! Thanks for writing and advocating for all the autistic people who are met with discrimination in public venues every day. Sounds like next time you go see LB you've got a backstage pass. ❤️
Eric had me rolling 😂😂😂
Apparently I’ve never had cucumber or pickle cause those are foods for horses and birds. But I tried a cucumber sliced about a quarter inch freshly with a tad of salt it is pretty refreshing. Only way I could compare the taste is like a salted rim on a hard drink when it’s the tropical drink of the day on a Cruze ship.
Nobody has better hair? Really? You are sporting quite the quaff there Lewis. :)
I knew a blind guy charged with statutory rape. She sure felt 18!!
Welcome back to the Great American Insanity.
Looking forward to your European Revelation.💜
Oswald was the most innocent man ever. I'm not joking.
4:00 see, it's like this - "he *knoooooows* how much wood, a wood-chuck wooooould chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood."
but.. less _wood_ ... more *splinter*
Innocent people don't lie to cover lies. If an innocent person was being blackmailed for something they didn't do, they would inform law-enforcement, not cover it up at the risk of legal sanction.
A great prosecution…over 5 weeks. And the verdict was arrived at in 9 hours, fast. GUILTY X 34 felony counts with a possible maximum 4 years of jail per count for a possible 136 years of jail…Louise, your sense of sarcasm is being stretched. I usually don’t chuckle at CZcams stuff. Heh, heh, heh…👏👏👏
Oh my goodness!! Lewis Black it is very very difficult, nay, almost impossible, to listen to more than 7 and a 1/2 minutes of you at a stretch!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You should come with a Hazard Warning for your followers!! Because I'm rolling in laughter and tummy ache from all that laughter... and it's just 7 minutes in.... YOU ARE AWESOME SIR!! AWESOME!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest part of this is that Lewis thinks people care about his opinion 😂
Press the press
IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't go off the rails. WE NEED YOU TO!!
wow, I was of the opinion that Lewis was a lefty. He always struck me as someone who would hate Trump. Mind=blown
Lock trump up 🙏⚖️
I miss rubber 🐣🐥🐔🍗
As a piece of comedy, if that is what it is intended to be, this is an utter disaster. Significantly damaging to his brand.
"Well here I am again" 😂😅😊
Children have the best grasp of social media.
Even satan can quote The Scripture.
The hat 😂😂😂
Yeah, the mad cheeto has the best hair, if you think the best hair is on an unfortunate roadkill muskrat. 🤣
It was a golden calf
$130,000. For 10 minutes 😊 Not a bad chuck of change.
I was gonna share this but my Trump friends wouldn't hear more than a minute of this. And that's the problem.
He's not the hypocrite he claims to be.
He uses English as a second language
You may need to remind people of your sarcasm more often.
I'm innocent , you owe me money
How are trump ads on before your video?
Remember The TRUMP UNIVERSITY?
Now clap , tight huh ?.
We miss you rubber ducky!
It was a chicken, wrnie has a rubber ducky😂
Sorry, but that you being a Trump supporter doesn't work Lewis.
We know you can think, unlike the magahats.
Lew, I just subscribed to your rantcast, but was unable to submit this that way. I thought this might be interesting to you. "6/7/24 HARRISBURG, Pa. -Two officers who defended the U.S. Capitol during the riot on Jan. 6, 2021, faced boos and walkouts by some GOP lawmakers in the Pennsylvania House earlier this week. News 8 spoke with Democratic Majority Caucus Chair Mike Schlossberg, who said that when the speaker introduced former U.S. Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn and his ex-boss, former Sgt. Aquilino Gonell, on Wednesday, a majority of Republicans refused to stand and applaud, walked out or started booing." Lew, I know that cops are a group of professionals, and sociopaths are equally distribed in the population of the world. But when our elected reps can't be respectful of cops who risked their lives to defend our capital on the January 6th Insurrection, WTF does that say about them and the "citizens" who selected them? It reminds me of Trump saying that the veteran's cemetery is filled with "losers." These reps and those who voted for them should be publicly shamed and then receive the business end of a flagpole. I know these cops are strong enough that they don't require the compliments of the GOP, as their egos are not as fragile as our diagnosable, narcissistic, socipathic former president. But this GOP is not my grandparents' GOP. The concept of decency has escaped the GOP. The GOP is red with the blood of those cops who died, and the more than a million victims of Trump's Covid. I have another pet peeve: people who narrow a public street by parking on each side, so they can slow down emergency vehicles, and make pedestrians walk out into the narrowed lane of traffic, because they were able to afford to buy a house, but were too f'ing stupid to park in their own f'ing driveways. Or here's a concept: if you are going to buy a house, how about buying one with a driveway adequate to receive the big f'ing trucks you have? Is this "the 'merican way?"
Well said! Though one correction, it's 'Murican, and it's pronounced with as much drawl as you can muster regardless of regional origin.
Another fun fact: Evidently some of those nasty nimrods took umbrage to part of Biden's speech for D-Day, conflating one very infamous racist dictator for their own less eloquent racist autocrat.😳
They're definitely telling us who they are. The Dems better listen.
Wow. You are still alive?
Stinky may have been sent to us, but not by god.
from the greatest generation to the dumbest generation...
What really intrigues me is how come so much self declared Christians could even consider supporting a person such as Donald Trump to be their, some kind of paladin of truth, and how come they seem to enjoy comparing him to Christ, when that is blasphemy, a lot of things intrigue my European half German mind, when it comes to Americans, but this addiction to a little and insignificant creature that is apparently human intrigues me, it really does.
We're really not all like that. Unfortunately, those that are maga hats, are loud, obnoxious, and seem to have the power of seeming to be everywhere all at once.
If I'm not mistaken there are at least a couple in every state; but there are states that are stocked with them, which makes me think it might be environmental, exposure to toxins, contaminated drinking water, book bans, Florida man.....perhaps not coincidences.
In addition, the diagnostic manuals for mental health might want to add a new term "immune to irony," people who can't process comprehend irony and who actively ignore facts. This is definitely at endemic/pandemic levels.✌️😸🍀🌍🌎🌏
🍊👶👑🤡🤪 😂😅
I’m sorry about the autistic person but ticket prices these days are so expensive that if we go to see actual musicians play the music that we love, having someone singing off tune in our ears kinda ruins it. Instead of listening to the actual musicians we came to see we have to listen to someone who thinks they’re the next lady Gaga or Steve Perry. Every ticket buyer has a right to enjoy the experience, not just those who are “challenged”……
Please Google "Ablelist" and do the work to understand all the ways you might be impacting the experience of disabled people before you reject the importance of her experience. And putting "challenged" in quotes speaks volumes about your attitude toward Rachel and other autistic people. Fun fact, my autistic son is usually the only one singing *in* tune at concerts amidst the countless other fans of all persuasions singing along.
Wow you speak as well as Biden done nowadays. Used to love your humor and rhetoric because it seemed you saw both sides. Clearly age has changed you.
Have a question for you?Wud you compare this to Bernie Madoff...Actually made off...Just common sense.
Why the fuck is Lewis shadowbanned? Subscribed once I learned you were still alive Lewis, a while ago. And right off the fucking rip, NOT one god damn notification. WTF?