"Women Watching Porn" - Shane Gillis (Beautiful Dogs 2023)

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  • čas přidán 16. 09. 2023
  • Shane Gillis (Beautiful Dogs 2023)
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Komentáře • 174

  • @ethansaunders
    @ethansaunders Před 8 měsíci +425

    Shane Gillis has got to be one of the funniest people on this earth 😂 his timing / obscure but accurate references are hilarious

    • @nikitaw1982
      @nikitaw1982 Před 7 měsíci

      they practice the same delivery over and over. how does he add those laughs everytime??

    • @ethansaunders
      @ethansaunders Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@nikitaw1982 it’s part of his delivery. The moments he takes to laugh to himself is funny to me and others, and many comedians use this to both add pauses and build up to the punchline. Plus - if he creates all of these jokes himself then they are funny concepts to him. So whether he practices it 100 times or not , saying it in front of the crowd and waiting for a reaction allows for some awkward moments to be filled by this awkward laughter. 😅 at least this is how I see it.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 4 měsíci

      @@ethansaunders I think you're right on. Not like I have a degree in "comedian psycho-sociality" or anything, but there's prolly a natural pathway from people who deal with their nervousness with laughter and joking to being the sort of person who gets up in front of a crowd to tell jokes.

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 Před 4 měsíci

      What's funny about lying about sexuality?

    • @justinwatson6932
      @justinwatson6932 Před 3 měsíci

      Huh? ​@@MetaKnight964

  • @nathanddrews
    @nathanddrews Před 7 měsíci +93

    That cough at 2:28 is perfect.

  • @Belenus3080
    @Belenus3080 Před 7 měsíci +269

    He’s 100% right, one time she let me finish on her face, I get super manly leading up to it, but after I just kinda felt sad and bought her a really expensive dinner

    • @redlax4755
      @redlax4755 Před 6 měsíci +16

      Yeah...I think that's why she let you finish on her face 😅

    • @sportysp
      @sportysp Před 5 měsíci +21

      Rewarding the behavior eh? I see what you did there

    • @ciscoslugger
      @ciscoslugger Před 5 měsíci

      Haha. You guys are hilarious.

    • @EFSpartan
      @EFSpartan Před 4 měsíci +4

      Just never got a girl that was really into it. Some girls are into as fuck. Though they are not great for long term relationships.
      One girl I was with...was too professional. Brought me back to Mexico. Weirded me out.

  • @theginjaninja6885
    @theginjaninja6885 Před 7 měsíci +48

    "you all can squirt, actually."😂😂

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom Před 7 měsíci +145

    The way his voice shakes while doing the vigorous finger banging is hilarious.

  • @kailaniandi
    @kailaniandi Před 8 měsíci +189

    I've never even thought about putting socks on a cat. Wtf😂

    • @MP-ky3hc
      @MP-ky3hc Před 8 měsíci

      Search "Always Sunny In Philadelphia Kitten Mittens"

    • @cosmiccomedy7394
      @cosmiccomedy7394 Před 8 měsíci +23

      They freak the fuck out ..when i was a kid my friend put tape on his cats paws and it ran around like a maniac and fell in the pool and he had to jump in and save it

    • @TwoLeftSh0es
      @TwoLeftSh0es Před 7 měsíci +11

      You haven't lived

    • @qwegif9048
      @qwegif9048 Před 7 měsíci +9

      what kind of sheltered life do you live that you dunno about kitten mittens

    • @qwegif9048
      @qwegif9048 Před 7 měsíci

      @@seanxxx8999 if you arent a literal child then wht you just said is extremely cringe.

  • @dannyd.5324
    @dannyd.5324 Před 8 měsíci +143

    Shane never misses man. 😂

  • @dadbod488
    @dadbod488 Před 8 měsíci +48

    I gotta figure out how he snuck a camera into my bedroom 🤣😭

    • @Wineblood
      @Wineblood Před 6 měsíci +4

      Go see a doctor and get that cough checked out

  • @trademarksmoto
    @trademarksmoto Před 8 měsíci +101

    This special was sooo fucking funny🤣😂😭

  • @danielvandam
    @danielvandam Před 8 měsíci +31

    That’s gay

  • @BillyBoob-nz6ld
    @BillyBoob-nz6ld Před 8 měsíci +107

    The bit he did later about john cena and down syndrome dudes made me laugh the hardest id laughed so far this year

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 Před 8 měsíci +2

      🤣🤣 because it's so true and adorable

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 Před 8 měsíci +3

      I dont even know the premise but it sounds funny already

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Před 8 měsíci +5

      that's on his other special" live in austin"

    • @69726dat
      @69726dat Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@fuckcensorship69it is, but he returns to it in this special and builds on it even more. So good.

    • @jch010
      @jch010 Před 4 měsíci

      First time I cried laughing since the Hangover

  • @nicpete492
    @nicpete492 Před 6 měsíci +40

    watched this the other day, my grandma absolutely loved this bit

  • @black-galaxy
    @black-galaxy Před 8 měsíci +69

    Wow he is absolutely flawless here
    Fuck
    What a legend

  • @user-lx9wm2ie7c
    @user-lx9wm2ie7c Před 8 měsíci +51

    It’s true tho my ex wife would want me to do some wild shit in bed outa nowhere 😂

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 Před 8 měsíci +32

      "Scream at my asshole till you lose your voice"
      You: 😮

    • @ciscoslugger
      @ciscoslugger Před 5 měsíci

      What!? Haha.

    • @whitebuffulo
      @whitebuffulo Před 4 měsíci +2

      If she was having an affair that would be another answer for out of no where.

    • @0xCAFEF00D
      @0xCAFEF00D Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@whitebuffulo Dude you can keep your infedelity fantasies to yourself rather than implying strangers wives are cheating with nothing to back it up.

  • @devilkid6462
    @devilkid6462 Před 8 měsíci +17

    Dude has clearly tried this 😂

  • @SJ-di5zu
    @SJ-di5zu Před 5 měsíci +6

    Has anyone ever googled things to “spice up the bedroom,” and then you just see the wildest suggestions possible? Like it’ll be an article saying “kinky things every couple should try” and it’s like “hold a knife to her throat.” Like wtf, I was just looking for some slightly kinky exciting things to do and I end up on pissplay?? Sex has become so extreme because of porn

  • @TheCreedBratton
    @TheCreedBratton Před 7 měsíci +10

    Shane just won over all the women

  • @BIG_Z_69
    @BIG_Z_69 Před 8 měsíci +23

    The ending is hilarious and spot on

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner Před 8 měsíci +18

    Yo Shane Gillis is a genius this a very accomplished expression of the art form

  • @Urinalwallpoet
    @Urinalwallpoet Před 8 měsíci +15

    Was that my dawg ears picking up a loud fart at 1:45 . Sounding the war horn for the boys

  • @weeknders
    @weeknders Před 8 měsíci +7

    #1 COMIC IN THE NATION

  • @rotaxrider
    @rotaxrider Před 6 měsíci +5

    The old blind zombie trick. She hates that one. Banging into the doors trying to make it to the bathroom

  • @cls34
    @cls34 Před 8 měsíci +10

    “calming a girl’s face”

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom Před 7 měsíci +2

    "you're alright"

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Před 7 měsíci +30

    I've never understood the whole "squirt" thing.
    Its piss.
    We know it's piss.
    Just say you're into piss.

    • @jackwilson7649
      @jackwilson7649 Před 7 měsíci

      I love how people act like there’s a mysterious reservoir of magic fluid that we haven’t discovered in hundreds of years of anatomy and medicine. It’s literally piss. Girl cums so hard she loses control of her “hold the piss in” muscles and we all have to pretend it’s not to protect them from feeling embarrassment. It’s piss. If I made a woman cum so hard she pissed the last thing I’m thinking is “ew what the fuck is wrong with you did you just piss on me?”

    • @nanashipersonne4151
      @nanashipersonne4151 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Pretty sure, not the same.

    • @mikeity2009
      @mikeity2009 Před 4 měsíci

      @@spankyspork5808 And what do you think the fluid is?
      Spoiler alert: It's piss.
      Even if it's 70% piss, it's still yellowish liquid coming out a vagina. I.E PISS.

    • @roarbertbearatheon8565
      @roarbertbearatheon8565 Před 4 měsíci

      The fluid is actually completely different from urine brother how do you still not know that?

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 Před 4 měsíci

      I can't tell whether you're joking, but I hope you are joking.

  • @toddbishop1139
    @toddbishop1139 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I absolutely love this guy! He's real!!!!

  • @pashkanash1980
    @pashkanash1980 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I feel like Shane Gillis is the second coming of Louis CK

  • @partydean17
    @partydean17 Před 6 měsíci +3

    This dude has a gift from God

  • @NicolasEubanks
    @NicolasEubanks Před 6 měsíci +3

    I swear somebody let out a little cat fart at 1:44

  • @MrBooomin
    @MrBooomin Před 8 měsíci +2

    Such a solid bit

  • @sirvixhiter
    @sirvixhiter Před 7 měsíci +10

    A funny comedian is so rare these days

    • @nooooooooope3809
      @nooooooooope3809 Před 6 měsíci

      Lol what a dumb take

    • @MBheli621
      @MBheli621 Před 5 měsíci

      Mark Normand, Sam Morrell, Chrissy D, Andrew Santino, Matt Rife, those are just the younger guys and the list goes on. Those guys are all killers and will make you piss yourself laughing. They’re not rare you’re just not gonna find them on SNL or some mainstream bullshit.

  • @j_fl0
    @j_fl0 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Socks on a cat killed me 😂

  • @FM-dm8xj
    @FM-dm8xj Před 8 měsíci +5

    first time i seen shane nervous

  • @danielfinn9460
    @danielfinn9460 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The tightrope over the abyss.

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 Před 8 měsíci +10

    He is wayyyyyyyy to good for snl

  • @shawn1495
    @shawn1495 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Shane is a legend

  • @Carnemexada
    @Carnemexada Před 8 měsíci +10

    It makes me think of Norm's frogger joke.

  • @cromp3361
    @cromp3361 Před 8 měsíci +5

    One of the next greats.

  • @soffren
    @soffren Před 6 měsíci +7

    If you love someone, you can do whatever you want, but if you really love them, you will want something very different.

  • @everydayvacaytaj
    @everydayvacaytaj Před 6 dny

    This is fucking hilarious. So real

  • @Tbanyas1
    @Tbanyas1 Před 7 měsíci

    Stellar!🤣

  • @Indygolf7
    @Indygolf7 Před 4 měsíci

    Andrew Shultz probably cried watching this special😢

  • @BS-nt9oc
    @BS-nt9oc Před 8 měsíci

    Goat

  • @rafitiki
    @rafitiki Před 5 měsíci

    so good

  • @Bicloptic
    @Bicloptic Před 5 měsíci

    I couldn’t hold it in when he coughed.

  • @zacksvoboda6050
    @zacksvoboda6050 Před 4 měsíci

    Where is the audience?

  • @pierelenigus8598
    @pierelenigus8598 Před 8 měsíci +4

    This is some funny observational humor!!

  • @doolbeepi3059
    @doolbeepi3059 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love gluing, her eyes shut. That way, she can't see your embarrassing run to the bathroom to get a towel.

  • @MaxAngor
    @MaxAngor Před 4 měsíci

    "I'll just pee." Little did she know...

  • @Sriram-ve4ge
    @Sriram-ve4ge Před 5 měsíci

    His laugh is like Louis CK’s

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 Před 8 měsíci

    Dawgs

  • @DomVelando
    @DomVelando Před 6 měsíci +1

    cmere
    cmon you're alright 😅

  • @Token_MMA
    @Token_MMA Před 7 měsíci

    I CANT FIND THIS FULL SPECIAL ANYWHERE

  • @stevenvonsancho
    @stevenvonsancho Před 8 měsíci +2

    Shane gotta stop hanging out with female comics theres normal girls out there bro

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Před 5 měsíci

    I never understood on-the-face. Ever. It made zero sense to me. It's like: "Deposit the goods where they belong, this isn't hard people."

  • @ivanmucyongabo9540
    @ivanmucyongabo9540 Před 7 měsíci

    As soon as it hits him

  • @themarlboromandalorian
    @themarlboromandalorian Před 5 měsíci +1

    Wow those subtitles are just so incorrect.

  • @born2love6
    @born2love6 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Same energy as when you pick up a toddle Jesus Christ man that’s a killer

  • @sjdess
    @sjdess Před 6 měsíci +2

    well that was gross

  • @naneekad3960
    @naneekad3960 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Lol this made me more of a fan of him. I guess i underestimated him. Seen him on noe rogan podcasts though

  • @ItsMsSue2U7154
    @ItsMsSue2U7154 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Socks on a cat!!!

  • @hannotn
    @hannotn Před 4 měsíci +2

    Wow, people paid money for that?

  • @MarkusAxunIllianus
    @MarkusAxunIllianus Před 4 měsíci +1

    Try different things.

  • @nostrathomas
    @nostrathomas Před 8 měsíci +6

    Shame!

  • @ItsMsSue2U7154
    @ItsMsSue2U7154 Před 7 měsíci

    Lol. So funny.

  • @DebsMcC69
    @DebsMcC69 Před 2 měsíci

    😂

  • @AlxndrXX
    @AlxndrXX Před 8 měsíci

    Why is your favorite part splat on the face? Thats gaie

  • @mikecaldwell7992
    @mikecaldwell7992 Před 7 měsíci

    Just give her tequila and she will do about anything

  • @Eddierath
    @Eddierath Před 8 měsíci +6

    This show was so dam funny... People don't just shut up and appreciate the humor any more. They always got to Add to the PROFESSIONALS set.

  • @bigt4135
    @bigt4135 Před 5 měsíci

    Lol

  • @harryradley
    @harryradley Před 8 měsíci

    Think he's being fake with this? How can a famous comic have such a bad sex life?

    • @Night.League
      @Night.League Před 8 měsíci +3

      just observations, you can make funny observations about sex that dont relate to your own experiences

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 Před 5 měsíci +1

      most people aren't born famous. This dude has only been on the map for a few years now, so he was an average joe as an adult most likely.

  • @ultimabk
    @ultimabk Před 7 měsíci +2

    Its a girl quality... thats news to me and my experience with many star fish who are too tired to get on top.

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Před 7 měsíci

    Jim jefferies did it first

  • @chaddtaylor5838
    @chaddtaylor5838 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Bruh. Hes like. GUYS dont fuck that good. Im thinkin. Yeah. I DO....and hes like if you do thats gay....AND HES 100%CORRECT BABY !!!🤘🏾🤪

  • @Rmantvg
    @Rmantvg Před 8 měsíci +1

    Some of us can tho

  • @joakimsiljelind118
    @joakimsiljelind118 Před 5 měsíci +1

    If you have put socks on your cat to watch it walk after watching porn... You are not watching the right kind of porn...

  • @Indomitablespirit108
    @Indomitablespirit108 Před 3 měsíci

    Are Hunter Biden's movies coming out with the laptop in front of Congress?

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 Před 6 měsíci

    Well, Im guess Im gay then hahaha

  • @joshuajheadley
    @joshuajheadley Před 7 měsíci

    Fun fact: everything about this video is cumpletely false🤣

  • @jake-qn3tl
    @jake-qn3tl Před 8 měsíci +7

    Meh. Kinda boring

    • @trevnev2780
      @trevnev2780 Před 8 měsíci +4

      no subscribers. no videos. first name JAKE. talk about boring

    • @TheYamahog12
      @TheYamahog12 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I’ve seen a few clips where this guy is hilarious. Best Trump impression I’ve seen. But many clips, like this, are really not very good.

    • @Gandalfthegoldenbird
      @Gandalfthegoldenbird Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@TheYamahog12you sound kinda insecure ngl

    • @TheYamahog12
      @TheYamahog12 Před 2 měsíci

      @@GandalfthegoldenbirdWell your comment makes absolutely no sense!

  • @GMPGMP-jp5ut
    @GMPGMP-jp5ut Před 8 měsíci +4

    Dice basically did this bit on Nortons Down & Dirty show back in 2011. Gillis added a little more to it, but still, it's been done already.

  • @Cissyslit
    @Cissyslit Před 8 měsíci

    Gilly is a fucking stud.

  • @robertbaker837
    @robertbaker837 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Granted, Gillis is by far the funniest of the Rogan bro universe but god, he’s overrated. There’s like 5 guys that have this same joke.

    • @EB-bl6cc
      @EB-bl6cc Před 5 měsíci +1

      this isn't really his best IMO. When he gets into the Trump stuff that is way funnier

    • @sammya1970
      @sammya1970 Před 5 měsíci

      Who’s a funnier comedian now?

    • @dahliaherrod4301
      @dahliaherrod4301 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Who cares? Was it funny?

  • @danielfox3003
    @danielfox3003 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I guess I had better girlfriends. Poor guy.

    • @sgtbucksauce9129
      @sgtbucksauce9129 Před 8 měsíci

      Dont be gay dude

    • @kylerchocan2833
      @kylerchocan2833 Před 8 měsíci +55

      No you didn't

    • @bryanfish7605
      @bryanfish7605 Před 8 měsíci +28

      Thanks for letting everyone know you’ve had a girlfriend

    • @Ccthomas-ks1hn
      @Ccthomas-ks1hn Před 8 měsíci +14

      I doubt a guy that’s had a girlfriend would ever make that comment 😂

    • @danielfox3003
      @danielfox3003 Před 8 měsíci

      Wow, you guys are so cool and know so much. What’s it like? Please tell. Losers.

  • @stormcorrosion176
    @stormcorrosion176 Před 7 měsíci +1

    So not funny

  • @itsnotme987
    @itsnotme987 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Joe de rosas joke on the subject was Better. And honestly shane is a one note comedian who calls everything gay