Steamed Hams But It's The Confrontation From Les Misérables
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Based on "The Confrontation" by Claude-Michel Schönberg and Herbert Kretzmer from the musical "Les Misérables".
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Lyrics:
Chalmers: Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Chalmers: Myeah.
Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ha ha ha, Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Chalmers: Ah-
Skinner: Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh- Oh.That isn't smoke. By god, It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm mmmm. Steamed clams.
Chalmers: (Grunts)
Skinner: Whew.
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Skinner:Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
Chalmers:You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Chalmers: For steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Skinner: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
Chalmers: Of course.
Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis.
Chalmers: Uh-
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis, here?
Aurora, at this time of year?
Aurora, at this time of day?
And in this part of the country?
Localized entirely
within your room of cookery?
I must gaze behind that door
May I see it then, Seymour?
Skinner: Believe of me what you will.
There is a duty I’m sworn to do.
You know nothing of the lights.
They’re a hazard to your eyes!
I am warning you, SuperIntendant.
I have stronger eyes by far.
Skinner’s Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.
Skinner: No.
Skinner: And this I swear to you tonight.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow.
Skinner: The aurora will live within my care.
Chalmers: But I must say.
Skinner: And I’ll endure the Northern Lights.
Skinner & Chalmers: I swear to you, you (I) steam a good ham.
Skinner’s Mother: Help! Help! - Hudba
what makes this even better is that Skinner's prisoner number in a Vietnamese POW camp was 24601
The LORE is rich man
No!
He also took on a false identity upon his escape to assist in taking on a new life. I guess that Armin Tamzarian plot runs deeper than we suspected...
I don't get it
@@gamaholics8556 Prisoner 24601 in Les Mis is the main character, Jean ValJean. Skinner's number is a little nod to it.
The line between shitposting and art is very blurry, and it looks like this is right in the center of it.
effort post × shitpost = meme royalty
Daniel Escobar I would actually argue that they're the same thing. 🐸
Daniel Escobar there is no line
SnazzySazerac98 only art
21st century dadaism. This has happened before, this will happen again.
Memes are an artistic rebellion against the strict conventions of modern art.
Just as Victor Hugo always intended.
Super Intended
@@RiSkewis74 haHA
Incredible
@@RiSkewis74 holy shit
@@RiSkewis74 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@@RiSkewis74 This contest is over, give that man the 10,000 dollars 😂
At first: "Well, this is pretty good, but it's not mind-blowing-"
And then aurora borealis.
I know
Pretty much how I feel.
😂
Same 3 years ago guy
Aurora borealis here... 🎶
We played this in English class to demonstrate parody, you've literally managed to get this video used as an example for the HSC
omg lol
It seems every youtube video has been showed in one class or another.
Weejimmy OOF
Is it still accepted?
But it's not parody... It's pastiche.
Parody has a satirical point to make.
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF CHALMERS
I WAS BORN IN UTICA
I AM FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK TOO
Brilliant
Can we agree Albany is not Upstate New York? Just curious what your opinion is on that. I’m a Cortland boy. (I know they’re latitude wise very similar).
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF CHALMERS
I WAS BORN IN UTICA
I NEVER CALLED THEM STE-EAMED HAMS
I AM FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK TOO
ftfy
@@plasmawolf7960 In my experience, upstate New York is what some people use to refer to anything outside of New York City. It always confused me as a kid.
Albany is way the hell upstate. I’ve lived all up and down the Hudson valley. Anything above white plains is upstate. I-287 is the official dividing line between up/down state.
Oh, egads, my roast is ruined,
*whatifiweretopurchasefastfoodanddisguiseitasmyowncooking*
Ha Ha Ha.
DeLIGHTfully DEvilish, Seymour!
@@mojavefry2617”a”
After his lies were exposed, Skinner spent 20 years in prison. Only 5 for his lie, the rest for escape attempts.
chalmers brought in armin tamzarian to trick skinner into revealing himself
All he did was steam some hams
@@anderson2706
He robbed a Krusty Burgers
“Oh, warden! I was just… stretching my calves on the cell bars!“
This was the most unforgettable luncheon I've even seen.
Epic David I've*
@@JorgetePanete ...he fixed it. My goodness...someone made a helpful spelling and/or grammar error correction on the Internet and the OP fixed it instead on a rant about how we all know what they meant and that it doesn't matter! Truly, Epic David is epic, and probably named David as well! Summon Stannis Baratheon - we have found someone worthy of his allegiance!
@@roguishpaladin Benis
*heard ;)
@@in801fo5 This has a nod to the original inspiration being a play, therefore, this is possible but not proven. Intention must be clarified for the humor, or because it's a video.
Red, the color of angry superintendents
Black, the colour of ruined roasts past
accountnamewithheld Red, the colour of steamed hams!
It's time for us all to decide who we are
Do we fight for an unforgettable luncheon now?
Have you asked of yourselves, Good Lord what's happening in there?
Is this simply a light at which superintendents stare?
The colors of Seymour's kitchen are changing here and there...
Black, the dark of hams burnt
Red. I see my Roast on fire
2:51
I love the idea of Seymour and Chalmers having this big theatrical showdown lost in their own fantasy while the house is legitimately on fire and his mom is crying for help.
"Localized entirely within your room of cookery?" Fucking gold.
I had a dream my roast would be
So different from these "hams" I'm serving!
So different from what we now eat!
But life has killed the hams I steamed.
I need this next
I dreamed a dream of hams gone by
When hope was high and clams worth steaming
I dreamed my roast would never burn
I dreamed Chalmers would be forgiving
I love you. Lol
I've never seen such immense power before
And I was young and unafraid
And roasts were made and burned and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No family recipe untasted
But the Chalmers comes for lunch
With his voice as soft as thunder
As he tears your lies apart
As he turns your hams to shaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
absolute fucking masterpiece
the part where they sung over each other was 11/10
accountnamewithheld It's not a musical if it doesn't have people singing over eachother.
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE LIGHTS
the "Aurora borealis, here?" segment was honestly one of the musically ingenious pieces I've ever heard.
“The aurora will live within my care”. That line was delivered so raw. What an incredible harmony for this nonsense lol
Lmao ty
I always wondered why the book Les Misérables was made into a musical. Now I know why.
Spunky Animations Red Sucks!
Ah, quite delightful to see my one of my favorite SFMers enjoying well made memes!
Maybe the musical inspired Disney to adapt the Hunch back of Nora Dom also by Victor Hugo??
God has joined the sever *_permanently_*
Irelandball Productions judas has left
are you a countryball?
Butt Mash yes
Irelandball Productions IM POOPED
minutemen soldier I'm*
Recreating Colm Wilkinson's tenor yelps was really going the extra mile, and I respect the hell out of that.
Describing them as 'tenor yelps' has me creased.
The "Ha ha ha" before "Delightfully devilish Seymour" felt particularly WIlkinson-y
Seymour: "Woh, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped."
Chalmers: "AND I'M JAVERT."
Do not forget my name
Do not forget my mom.
two fort
You're a dangerous nun!
@@RogueError617 DO NOT FORGET ME
This was absolutely incredible.
You'll never steam hams in this town again
Jason Corbett 😂
Delightfuly devilish
czcams.com/video/Or1ZQJoM040/video.html steamed hams but it's a live action Portuguese show
I knew you'd be here when I clicked on it.
I will see the Borealis,
this I swear by the stars
"No, mother, it's just the northern lights!" - Hit it spot on, and it works lyrically. This is genius
I love how this version makes it sound like Skinner is protecting Chalmers from the Northern Lights and choosing to sacrifice himself to them instead. It's so chivalrous and beautiful. :')
Aurora Borealis best Nightmare monster draw from a Burnt roast.
Delightfully chivalrous, Seymour
AND I'M JAVERT
AND I'M CHALMERT
DO NOT FORGET MY NAAAAME
AND I'M FROM UTICA
Kono Javert da!!!! WRYYYYYYYYY
FOLLOW DIRECTLY YOUR ITINERARARY
This is way too good
I'm calling the police
MarkProductions Javert (or in this case, Superintendent Chalmers) IS the police.
Too good for the shitpost? yeah, i agree. this shouldn't be a shitpost. this is Master Shitpost
Heck yeah
You mean the fire department?
As both a fan of Les Miserables and the steamed hams meme, this is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard! Can we just have a musical of all the memes? I just want this!
Lionel Hutz and Cookie Kwan singing Master of the House
This has no right being as good as it is.
you could attach that to most steamed hams memes.
This is the pinnacle of ham steaming.
Chris Axberg bro is your profile picture Claudia Wolf from Silent Hill 3??
I was really skeptical anyone making a steamed hams meme involving their own voice, let alone in song, could pull this off, but by God, you turned this into something magnificent.
Fun fact (that's probably already been mentioned but fuck it): In "Homer's Barbership Quartert" we find that Seymour's old POW helmet number is 24601, the same as Jean Valjean from Les Mis :)
This whole thing is brilliant but 2:33 is next level. I love how you emulate Colm Wilkinson's little voice squeal.
I can easily see this a stage show by god
Ihasnotomato what id give to see a school play of this
Quoon Caxanen because I thought it would be funny
Nice to see you here I love your tf2 videos
czcams.com/video/Or1ZQJoM040/video.html steamed hams but it's a live action Portuguese show
as someone whose done work on stage plays, it would be very easy to do, and I’d love to see it.
♪ ♫ Do you see the oven smoke? It's putting Seymour in a jam,
It is the steam that is exuding from the fabricated clams,
When the burning of your roast, leads to the burning of your den
There is a light from the Aurora in your kitchen. ♪ ♫
Will you join in our luncheon, will you steam a good ham with me? They're not fast food take out, it's an old family recipe. A regional expression that comes from Albany!
Tell 'im there'll be clams. I don't give a damn.
Buy a Krusty Burger and say it's steamed ham.
Burn the kitchen down. Terrify my Ma.
Tell Chalmers it's Borealis Aurora!
When it comes to explanations, I've evaded many plights!
Let me tell you brother, I lie like no other,
Mother, it is just the Northern Lights!
Resetti's Robot Wars Replicas do you hear the hams steaming, from the oven of the burned roast the lights of the fire will lighten up the way the way to an unforgettable luncheon
David Meyer I didn’t actually laugh at this until I saw this part but both were so well done, so rare, fully loaded
"A u r o r a b o r e A A L i s"
My favourite part
"And we were starving..."
"You will starve again unless you learn the memeing of Steamed Hams!"
“I know the meaning of those 19 years
A slave to steamed hams…”
Superintendent, you're no one lol
Nothing could be more genius than writing about the Parisian sewer system for a whole chapt--
Just wanted to say - I'm really shocked how much you guys liked this project. I'm really grateful for your interest and support so I hope I will be able to make more content like this in the future. Thanks for listening, everyone :D
And subscribed.
It’s seriously the best
I absolutely love the show, but this just made it better
Can you make a video with the actual cartoon set to this?
When is the download link coming? How will people know I am a culturally enriched, 200 IQ individual if I can't play this in my car?!
"I am warning you, Superintendent!" Is the greatest thing that I have ever heard
Cel Harris What is the line after that? Please tell me it's 'I have stronger calves by far'
"I have stronger eyes by far" said after Skinner says they're a hazard to the Superintendent's eyes.
grundiosa ahh hahaha
This fits the tune _way_ too well!
Also, you have a great voice.
actually if you listen closely it doesnt at all, first of all, he changed the words and even still changed the rythm a bit
Yeah, no shit he changed the words, that's the whole point.
The show's music was written to be like sung dialogue
@@thescruffinator8830 idiot
@@HaydnG266 The fuck is your problem?
Is this what happens when shit posting transcends itself?
This is high octane shit-posting. We go hard.
Unfortunately, though, when the shit is this hard, the musical will never see any real runs.
(This is a low-quality diarrhea joke.)
This is shitposts dying, going to hell, then Regrouping for one final battle.
^ So like... Meme Valhalla?
cj light you should check out all star but it's the first two lines and pitch shifted
The aurora will live within my care
A guillotine, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Bastille?!
Oui!
Wrong revolution
SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A THEATER PLAY
no mother that's just the steam, steam from the steamed stage play
Mmm steamed stage play
Staying up way too late watching Steamed Hams vids for the fifteenth day in a row finally paid off
A fraction of the time but the same satisfaction!
Day 15: Steamed Ham Foot Lettuce
*Skinner* One ham more
Another ham another destiny
This never ending road to Albany,
Chalmers seems to know about my lie,
Or will surely catch me in the web I've tied.
One ham more.
*Superintendent* I did not live until today
How could I live when I can't taste it.
*Skinner* One ham more.
*Superintendent&"Ham"* Tomorrow you will be worlds away,
Because, quite frankly, Skinner's directions are shit.
*Ruined Roast* One day spent entirely in the oven.
*Superintendent&"Ham"* Will we ever dine again?
*Ruined Roast* One more day with him not caring...
*Superintendent&"Ham"* I was born to this luncheon.
Roast: what a lunch I might have known
Charmers+Ham: Seymour swears these hams are true
Roast: but he never saw the flames…
Kitchen appliances : THE FLAMES ARE HERE. WE’RE BURNING NOW!!!
Fans: One more line till the “Aurora”
We will quote it, won’t we, bud?
We’re so ready for more “Steamed Hams”
‘Cause this meme is in our blood!
Skinner’s mother: Fire’s run amok! Fire’s burning all!
Seymour, 9-1-1, it’s just a toll-free call
Here a little smoke, there a little flame
Seymour, we are goners and you’re roast’s to blame!
Seymour: Upstate New York was their beginning!
Chalmers: Doubtful, I’m a Utica guy!
Seymour: Steamed hams are an Albany thing!
Chalmers: Steamed hams are an Albany thing…
Seymour: Please excuse me for a second…
Chalmers: I’ll excuse you… what is that?!?
Seymour: It’s, you see, the Northern Lights!
Chalmers: Aurora, here? This time of day?
I love this.
I love how tense, emotional, and climactic this song makes the dialogue, despite it being a Simpsons skit
Welcome Chalmers, sit yourself down,
and have the best steamed clams in town;
clams? No, it's hams - hams on your plate,
that's what we call hamburgers upstate.
Well not in Utica, more like Albany...
let's enjoy them now, so mouth-water-y.
Sneak outside the house, buy Krusty's main course,
put it in a plate and pretend it's yours!
Here a little lie, there just some half truth,
Chalmers won't realise because I'm so smooth!
My deception is perfection, when I lay the lure, he bites,
is my house on fire? No, those are just the Northern Lights!
Despite your directions, I made it here, but god allmighty what is happening in there!
recreate the entire musical this way
1 - Ding Dong
2 - The Superintendent
3 - Skinner's Soliloquy
4 - At the End of the Kitchen
5 - I Ruined a Roast
6 - The Explanation
7 - Fast Food Out the Window
8 - Burgers of the Ham
9 - Suspiciously
10 - Clams
11 - NY Dialect / Utica and Albany
12 - In My Burger / A Ham Full of Love
13 - In My Kitchen
14 - One Lie More
15 - May I See
16 - Sorry, No
17 - The Final Pleasantry
18 - Mother's Death
19 - Burning Looks at Burning Houses
20 - Firetruck
With other Simpsons memes.
"The peasant Jean Valskinner is released from 19 years imprisonment (5 years for ruining his roast, 14 more years for trying to cover it up buying fast food). He tries to use his "patented Valskinnerburgers" once again, and this time he succeeds and is appointed mayor of Springfield. Superinspector Javert, who was working as a guard in Valskinner's prison during his incarceration, becomes suspicious of the mayor after catching a glimpse of Aurora Borealis inside of his kitchen."
@@Frikiman_H "superinspector" made me LOSE IT, good LORD that's good
This is literally the best shitpost of all time. I'll be hard pressed to find one better than this.
put these up with the Baneposting musicals.
DMX and Bowie
I realize this is from 3 years ago but man the Waluigi songs are absolutely #1 shitpost art
This isn't a shitpost it's pure art
I think that Steamed Hams: The Video Game is on this level.
God damn 2:34 hit me harder than I was expecting, I am legit crying tears of joys, well done sir!!
Ty so much
If your going for aurora borealis, I recommend time stamping 2:30
this is so good wtf was this doing avoiding my recommended for 6 whole years
This put me in so much tears. Such a powerful musical
11/10
Wait until you hear "I steamed a steam".
THIS RUINED AND MADE MY DAY
THIS IS YOUR DAY- REFORGED IN THE FIRE OF MEMES!
🎵Welcome, Chalmers! Sit yourself down, and taste the best luncheon around.
As for the rest, roasts and steamed clams, all of them pale to Skinner's steamed hams.
Seldom do you see, food that's made by me!
A dish that's quite delish, and from Albany!
It's kind of strange that it fits so well. Its not dead on, but a lot of Seymour's lines fit perfectly into the music, like they have the right number of syllables and everything. It's cracking me up.
EDIT: OH MY WORD, I JUST GOT TO THE AURORA BOREALIS PART. Absolutely fantastic. The obvious effort you put into this makes it even better. Kudos to you, my friend. I love everything about this.
all I did was STEAM some HAMS
GIVE IT A TONY
Jalisa Weschen Yeah, give this a fat one.
Jalisa Weschen THIS IS GLORIUS (I'm a million years late shhh)
I swear to God, every time I think I've found the absolute apex of this meme, someone finds a way to top it. The sheer level of effort people put into this dumb joke is ludicrous.
This was an 8/10 until it got to the Aurora Borealis. 10/10, brilliant masterpiece. Great job either way!
1:37 "I SEEEEE!" *nom nom nom nom*
Name name name name
A masterpiece. The Colm Wilkinson inflections were hilariously spot on.
My race is not yet r-*UNN!*
Aurora Bore-*AALISS!*
When I saw Les Mis live, this was the song that got a standing ovation and the tears. Truly magnificent, probably the most emotional Broadway song of all time.
Les Misérables and Steamed Hams? Two of my favorite things combined into one! What a beautiful day.
u no how i b fam
*smashes like button*
The Calamari Crew (breaks the glass of the screen because of the pressure aplied)
The Calamari Crew Ill be back to destroy that Like Button
You tapped too hard!
You known what i love the most when the new season of memes comes, there's always that tiny part of creators...who makes something more than a meme..a piece of art.
This sure was a good steamhams, my ears are pleased, Thank you.
2:32-2:59 Man... Just utter perfection
I like how the sound effects are translated into the song.
now this is ART!!
I call it: bold and brash
Steamed Hams: The Musical. Yes. Just yes.
*simpsons
I really want to see that one song where child cosette and jean are in the carriage as a parady of the ep where they look at the family photos
Burgers of the ham,
Created within a lie,
Bought over at Krusty Burger,
Without a single fry!
The part of them singing over each other might be the greatest musical piece ive ever had the pleasure of listening to
I thought this meme couldn't get any better.
I was so, so wrong
This is it. The meme has peaked. It can go no further.
MisterZebra42 amen to that
MageBurger its a shame that it will die soon...
4 years later, can confirm this is clearly the best Steamed Ham meme. There were other great Steamed Ham heroes, but none has matched Steamed Hamfrontation.
Some unforgettable quotes:
“HOHOHOHOHO, no.” “NO MOTHER, IT’S JUST THE NOTHERN LIIIGHHTS!”
There are so many more but these two are my favorite ones.
I imagine that this is Jean's attempt to get Javert off his back by inviting him to dinner with 'the Mayor.'
This is too high quality for a shitpost
Now I wanna listen to Philip Quast and Colm Wilkinson sing this version.
Somebody get them to do that
I hate the fact I can't stop watching this over and over. This is the best thing I've ever heard.
LOOK DOWN , LOOK DOWN , YOULL NEVER STEAM AN HAM
Upon my death, tell my children that I don't want to be cremated; I want to be steamed.
This meme has gone out of hand
Your time is up, and the luncheon has begun
The Aurora Borealis bit was geniusly well done.
Well, that was wonderful. A good time was have by all.
Actually fucking superb 10/10
This is the most beautiful Steamed Hams edit I’ve seen, and I’ve seen hundreds.
I must say, a Steamed Hams and Les Miserables mashup was about #24601 on the list of things I thought I needed in my life... Boy was I wrong... Who am I without this now
I love how you put genuine heart and soul into this
I'm crying. You're the best human being.
I found this masterpiece 3 years after; I needed this beauty years ago.
I just realized that the little ascending xylophone scale at 1:00 is reminiscent of the scale that accompanies Skinner running out the window and to Krusty burger in the original clip! (albeit chromatic instead of diatonic but still.) Genius!!
2:34 ok that blue me away you are a true talent to make this meme sound so soulful.
beautiful
i cried
I am actually crying tears of joy from this beauty of a song.
2:32 Best thing to ever happen to Steamed Hams
I've never laughed so hard at a parody before. Thank you.
*looks for music to play after spending 3 hours browsing steamed hams memes*
right after this 1 i play music
little did i know
this WAS music
It's been three years since I first listened to this masterpiece and it has once again appeared in my recommendations. I can only express my appreciation is that much greater for this masterpiece
THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECTION