Steamed Hams but it's Metal Gear Solid
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- čas přidán 20. 12. 2017
- Cromulent Espionage Action
Update: I put it in 240p to mimic the PSX's graphical capabilities... It's an Albany thing... Anyway, thanks for the tremendous response to this video!
More Updates: I will certainly upload a high-res HD remix of this video soon. By soon, I’m thinking the day I reach 1,000 subscribers. So keep subscribing and providing feedback. I’ll keep on sh*tposting, hopefully once every week. Thanks again! - Komedie
You wanted the best? You got the best. The world’s greatest Metal Gear Solid/Steamed Hams mashup to ever hit CZcams.
Benjamin Davidson It's the shits
I'm pretty sure the best is yet to come.
Dammit, I was gonna say this.
I genuinely have never seen this much effort put into a shitpost
Well done
third best metal gear solid/steamed hams mashup, but still, quite an achievement.
The fact this is 7:07 long despite the original being two and a half minutes is the most Metal Gear thing about this
yes
If this is Kojima post-MGS3 it would be 30 minutes long with everyone ended up even more confused, even after Skinner repeatedly explained what's the old family recipe (hint: nanomachines).
@@20fadhilRevolution does this mean he's Venom Skinner? Since he's not the real Skinner and Big Skinner got ran out of Springfield
@@MrHardrichardthat wasn't Canon
This is like 4th dimensional shitposting. The disc reading sounds were a nice touch too.
Sounds more like a dreamcast than a ps1. I don't remember a ps1 ever making that sound.
CHRISPLAYER 95 I think it was the white one, or whatever color was the standard color.
CHRISPLAYER 95 I wanna say it was the white that I had, since it was slim.
There was a disk change halfway through too
@@zeldaglitchman5 years after the fact, I'm here to mention that I'm pretty sure the sounds were pulled directly from a CZcams video of nothing but PSX disc reader noises.
They steamed us like a damn ham
He mentioned something interesting: Skinner is pursuing new research. He claims that what they're doing in Springfield is the missing piece... A weapon to surpass Steamed Hams...
lol i came to say that lol
@@TheRealmDrifter Pax Steamedhamburgana?...
Seymour! I’m burning UUUUUP!
-Seymour, try to remember the basics tecniques of cooking hams
yes your radar is on despite the fact you're obviously playing in extreme
Snake: I...one thing that I....Excuse me.
Too good
It's an Albany thing
You saw but the fury is from mgs3 and no one say nothing about it
“Yes, and you call it Metal Gear despite the fact that it’s a Shagohod.”
jesus christ that cut to the live action hamburger footage was so spot-on
That was the part where i lost it
Truly made it authentic
RadianSCT i felt so many emotions at the same time when that came on
Superb editing, I loled.
+davistoa I concur.
*a meal to surpass steamed clams*
Evatron STEAM HAMS!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!
Steam... hams?
Solid Skinner
Liquid Skinner
Solidus Skinner
Punished Venom Skinner
Naked Skinner
Big Skinner
Revolver Chalmers
Dr Fenix naked skinner oh god
Dr Fenix Revolver Bartsalot.
Revolver Rich Texan
Revolver Willie
Homer Ocelot
Punished Venom Marge
Quiet Lisa (my favorite Lisa because she stfu)
"Seymour, the house is on fire!"
"No, Mother, it's just the Fury's death."
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
The cut to real life footage of a burger joint was so MGS
tom newman Put it in your Body, OR YOU'RE A NERD.
TheAzureNightmare Not "nerd", "node".
@@thechairman1306 oh
holy shit
holy shit, gameranx
gameranx HOLY SHIT
gameranx damn even you guys like it 😁
HAH
I know right, the Metal Gear solid games have radically changed since steamed hams.
It's just like one of my American cartoons!
"Everything he did, he did for the Superintendent. He was a true, hamsteamer"
*Salutes ashes of house*
o7
o7
10 seconds of gameplay. Painfully accurate.
Painfully accurate?
Wrong game moron.
mrsimonalt someone doesn't like MGS4
He's making a joke about how many cutscenes there are. Why are you guys so mad?
Udo Durkschneider
Because gamers are salty these days if someone doesn’t like the same things as them.
Do you think ham can steam, even on the battlefield?
Not for you, dude.
“A STRONG MAN DOESN’T NEED TO PURCHASE FAST FOOD. HE MAKES HIS OWN.”
I believe ham can steam at any place, any time. But you must be able to protect the ham. Preferably with tinfoil. *cue Natasha codec call where she tells you everything there is to know about tinfoil*
Arf a hahahaaaa
SEYMOOOOUR! What was she steaming for? What am I steaming for? What are YOU steaming for?
Kept you steamin, huh?
😂
Oml.
200+ Likes.
Thanks a lot boys/grils for this.
I was wondering wtf was bein on my Notifications.
Congrats, one of the writers that wrote the Simpson's (including writing the steamed hams skit) watched this video and said it was genius
source?
I call bullshit
it's true tho.
czcams.com/video/WTkpTEg5N_w/video.html
skip to 11:40 and you'll see bill oakley (the writer) talk about his favourite steamed hams edits.
Wow he really did, congrats
@@LonesomeSparrow7 thank you for linking proof
From the PS1 loading sounds to the low fps real world cutscenes... Thank you for truly taking Steamed Hams to the next level.
Have you actually played the original on a PS1?
Clay3613 ePSXe, so i got everything but the disc reading sounds
Seriously. I'm floored by the attention to detail.
And the resolution of the video is a good touch too
A video... to surpass Steamed Hams...
The stock footage sequence was what really got me.
I feel like an idiot because I didn't get that part until I read this comment.
to dislike this video
LMTR14 (audience doesn't laugh)
So Toyota would approve
Delightfully devilish, Seymour! Age hasn't slowed you down one bit!
You're pretty good! Just what I'd expect from someone with the same code as Armin Tamzarian.
It's been such a long time since I've had a good steamed ham.
Meryl: So there's something you like about me, huh?
Snake: Yeah, you've got a great ham.
Meryl: Oh, I see. First it's my steam, now it's my ham. What's next?
Snake: On the battlefield you never think about what steams next.
*Steamed Hams*
*Steamed Hams 2: Seymour Skinner*
*Steamed Hams Grilled*
*Steamed Hams Grilled 2: Sons of Shelbyville*
*Steamed Hams Grilled 3: Clam Eater*
*Steamed Hams Grilled 4: Guns of the Flying Hellfish*
*Steamed Hams Grilled: Calves Stretcher*
*Steamed Hams Grilled V: Ground Patties*
*Steamed Hams Grilled V: The Aurora Borealis*
Sons of Shelbyville LOL 😂
Don't forget "Steamed Hams Roasted Embiggening" starring Armin Tanzarian.
GROUND ZERO GROUND PATTIES HAHAHHAAH
Yoxiv I T S T H E B O R E A L I S !
-Doctor Kleiner
*Steamed Hams Superintendent*
You can tell it's metal gear solid since it's like 5 minutes longer than the original.
1 minute of gameplay and 6 minutes of steamed hams exposition. Thanks Kojima.
what the fuck does that even mean
it means that metal gear solid games are hilariously drawn out with exposition, even MGS1, the shortest, most concise and well written one.
first is the best written one? damn, I don't want to see the others then... the happy ending to the first was already one of the worst written moments in video game history I've ever seen
LMTR14 Have you seen the Otacon ending? I prefer it to the normal one, even if it isn't canon.
Steak? STEAK? STEAAAK!!
Money's too tight for steak.
ONLY THING missing is character intro with the actual voice actor's name in brackets.
In the case of MGS1, most were under aliases. You can even see Hayter's name in game, and an alias in the credits of the manual, for example.
The semi-off putting irl footage during the explanation of steamed hams was what perfected this
Ravioko Your review was so good! Please, can you write a review of my edition of Steamed Hams also?
czcams.com/video/ReC0WPuA0Kk/video.html
"Semi-off putting" you mean "Semi off-putting"
Totally. I laughed my ass off.
It was so accurate, even the conversation sounded like mgs lol
The whole thing is perfect!
Can't wait for MGS2: Buns of Liberty where you start the game as Skinner but you wind up playing as Smithers for the majority of it.
Don't forget Steamed Hams V where it's revealed you were playing as Armin Tamzarian all along.
@@TacomaStreetcarDisaster WHAT A TWIST!
Smithers really exploded in popularity and likeability after Steamed Hams Rising: Reborealisnce was released. Duffman ended up being portrayed as one of the greatest anti-villains in history because of it.
"Good! Now we can eat as warriors! Ham to ham! It is the basis of an incredible luncheon! Only a fool trusts his life to Aurora Borealis!"
Bill Oakley, the writer of this episode, has said that this one is one of the best Steamed Hams videos out there. Source: "Steamed Hams but it's a CZcams explained (featuring Bill Oakley)"
This is why the internet was created
And this is what we're fighting for.
And this is what evil wants to destroy.
I wholeheartedly agree, crazy running into you here man!
Wrong, the internet is for porn.
For this, for porn and for lalelilelu
missed opportunity for "seymour ? ... SEEEEYYYMOOOOUUUURRR!!!" on the game over screen
Yes!!!! Why wouldn't you include that?????
Hahahaha would have been excellent
Was going to say the same thing lol, i honestly expected it but it just never happened.
I'm sure it was done on YTMND back in the day.
Edit:err, maybe that was your point ;)
@@ewthmatth the Wilson Wilson Cast Away game over codec screen would always kill me
“Try checking the back of the Krusty Burger CD case”
Still More Faithful Than *Metal Gear Survive*
Zack Brangen European Hams
Zack Brangen About a thousand times, and yes I mean that seriously.
This isn't a compliment
We don’t speak it’s name!!!
And V
Superintendent. I'm already delightfully devilish.
HoryShiitMan underrated
Now there's a pretty steamed ham. Exquisite!
*Skinner coming back with hamburgers*
Chalmers: "Skinner... What took you so long?"
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
You thought of everything. The stock footage, the sounds, the ridiculous loading times, the close to non-existent game play, the ending, the teary music.
10/10
“Naomi! The roast! What happened?”
“I don’t know, it looked like smoke but...”
“Smoke? *sigh* no...”
“Colonel? Are you hiding something? Don’t lie to me!”
“Snake you’ve got to understand, that isn’t smoke it’s steam from the steamed clams were having”
This is several hours too short to be Metal Gear Solid
Now this, this is art.
I thought this was pod racing
Scarfulhu Oh man.
Even Scarfulhu has ended up here.
Fanart.
This is the meme monsoon warned about.
Exactly what I was thinking!
pretty impressive they did this all in-engine
I see Kaz finally got a Chemical Burger game.
If he edited it to say Kaz burger.. man oh man
Cromulent espionage action.
Matt768 definitely embiggens the memories.
@@Semiantomatic lol
God, you even moved the blips on the radar to reflect when Skinner walks around.
400% dedication.
Hi Tim
MonotoneTim And technically they didn't even need to bother - playing on extreme should've disabled the radar anyway.
this is peak steamed hams
you may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like
i like it
But you see, it is the stock footage with expositon that graduates the video to the next level.
this is so well put together i watch it multiple times per month. Simply PHENOMENAL
The stock footage of hamburgers set to exposition was perfect
The FMV part is actually genious
RedFlameFox *genius
When it cuts to the regional dialect bit, and it uses live-action footage like the original MGS to expound on burgers, I just clapped at my monitor.
It's a very smrt joke.
It broke new grounds!
You have a cute profile pic!
Deconstructing a meme by deconstructing a game series about memetic information is a stroke of genius. This is legitimately a postmodern CZcams video, Kojima would be proud!
The part that made me laugh a lot was when the apron was called "Body Armor". The part that made me laugh even harder was when the real life cutscene started playing! Great video!
I didn't even notice that at first, the attention to detail is great.
>Cromulent Action Espionage
>Homer singing the Konami logo
>Disk loading sounds
>matching footsteps to Skinner’s movement
>stock video overlays
>more cutscene than gameplay
Pack it in boys, the pinnacle of Steamed Hams jokes has been found
>The music
>In-game Map
>240P resolution of the PS1
>MGS3 Fire scene inside the kitchen
>"Steamed hams logo"
>Followed by ending stats
>Actually true to the video stats
>Game boots up again
Better than mgs 5
I was high as shit watching this the first time and thought my PS4 was fucking up my disc with those loading sounds, then I remembered I was watching a video
The stock footage of the hamburger place was perfection.
This goes beyond parodies or Shitpost, this is a work of art
A Hideo Kojima Game
A Hideo Kojima luncheon
A matt Groening game
@@mraljfri770 and Bill Oakley, he actually liked this edit actually
A Krusty The Clown Burger.
"Steamed Hams are some of the most secret Black Projects"
Time Wizard Black Projects?
Steamed Hams?
Psycho Mantis ?
benji tout court ... you're that ninja.
..How did you know that?!
i lost it when that stock footage came up
I died at the live-action footage overtop exposition moment. This video really went above and beyond.
why is this so well-made, holy shit
Anervaria ikr?
When you cut to the fucking live action burger making footage I fucking died. That was way too perfect. This is modern art.
Somehow it looks exactly like the sort of stock footage that would be in an MGS cutscene
This might have been the one time weve gone too far to accurately recreate a meme in a certain style. Everything from the 240p to the real video of fry cooks to the game over/ continue screen to the disc sounds... all I expected was some music and some HUD things. Wow.
Skinner remembered the basics of steamed hams
This is the only time where someone uploading in 240p is acceptable
This still has to be my favorite Steamed Hams yet, especially with the disk reading PS1 effect as a added touch.
I don't know if it's hearing it on headphones or just the elapsed time, but I find that disk read effect almost physically painful to listen to. That PS1 is strugglin'. ...But yeah, it's a very nice touch.
Metal Gear Steamed
The devilish espionage
Metal Gear Steamed 2:
The Sons of Upstate New York
Metal Gear Steamed 3:
Clam Eater
"Clam Eater" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also,
Metal Gear Steamed 4:
Guns of the Hams
Metal Gear Steamed V:
-Ground Beef-
The Phantom Roast
4 is actually the Buns of the Patriots
Metal Gear Steamed 4: Buns of the Patriots
Metal Gear Steamed: Steam Walker
Metal Gear Steamed V: Ham Zeroes
Metal Gear Steamed V: The Phantom Grill
Still hands down my favourite one, everything about this is perfect. The alert, the disc reading, the stock footage, the dramatic endgame music, even the post-credits cut scenes
Punished Skinner
Blame Canada Canon
A hero denied his roast
It´s funny because this Skinner is actually living the life of someone else.
Just like Punished Snake.
Chalmers, I'm already a principal.
He really was
Difficulty: Extremed Hams
Hardest difficulty is 'European Extreme' aka European hams
European extreme steam is the hardest
brilliant
European ExStream difficulty
Skinner bringing out the burgers "kept you waiting huh?"
Superintendent Chalmers : "good Lord what is happening in there?"
Skinner : "nanomachines"
OMG, I just found this. So brilliant, so true. Yes, on the original PlayStation MGS was always stopping to load from the CD.
I love how there's a particularly long loading screen before the live action FMV section plays. Flawlessly accurate.
John Walton don't forget the loading sounds of the cd drive running hard.
The buns of the patriots.
@Solid Snake oh hey snake, i killed half of your enemies
Sounds like a bad porno.
Sounds like a *GOOD* porno
The low resolution combined with the attention to detail around the UI, and the cutscenes made me feel like a kid again watching old MGS cutscenes on early CZcams.
Bravo, sir
"Cromulent Espionage Action" Love it.
The transition from the video to real-world footage and the dialogue over it was masterfully done. It makes me want to break out MGS and have a burger
Chris you mean steamed ham
You sound like someone I'd like to be friends with
@@r0llinr0kk3r7 You beat me to by a whole year, shit.
Master Miller’s steamed hams...
"In style of Metal Gear Solid" needs to become it's own meme. 10/10
This comment?! In the style of Metal Gear Solid?!? Heteromies, what are you hiding?!?!?
Actually feels just like MGS. The live action bit during the codec call made it feel nostalgic.
To this day I can't think of a single piece of parody of anything that does it better than this vid. Honeslty, god's work. You literally managed to convert Steamed Hams into something that a parallel universe Kojima would do for Metal Gear Solid 1 if it was about steamed hams. The best part is where you put the IRL footage of the people cooking with the low res and all.
This is just like my Japanese animes.
That's what I call hamburgers!
Psycho Mantis?
"Just like my Japanese animes"
**Has a Donald Duck pfp**
Supernova 444 you do realize it's a reference to what otacon said in mgs right?
Agh! what The Fuck are you talking about?! I'm taking about piss and shit and you're talking about some Japanese shit I don't give a fuck about!
Safe to say this is one of the best edits ever. You nailed everything here: the codec call, the bits of gameplay, the mandatory real-life segment, the game over screen and the post-credits phone call.
But what I like most are the tiny details. 240p and loading times for the actual PS1 feel, and even the way you did dialogue: long, delayed, irrelevant and with no background music. As a Metal Gear fan, count me impressed!
He put MGS 3 Seens in , he could have done a torcher seen . Whatever I’m a MGS fan , it’s good
But radar is on
If the alert started counting down it would've been 10/10
My favorite thing was the ps1 loading sounds.
@@TheStrongNerd I've not heard those buzzes and whirs in years, decades probably. Man the memories with this game.
Easily one of the most talented parodies on CZcams. The sound of the laser tracking back and forth, the real life video, all of it. Just wow, had me cracking up the whole time while also reliving my childhood. Bravo.
The live action fast food joint got me. Well-played
The accuracy of playing Metal Gear on the PS1 back in the day is perfected here. It's too real.
This is insanely good. The obvious gags land and there are a million little details that Only PSX Gamers Understand
I giggled at the whole thing, but the CD noises during the loading screens slayed me completely
This is a 10/10. The loading times with the disc sound and the cut to the live action was the icing on the cake.
"Skinner...had a tough life."
Close the internet. We're done. We have a winner
CIRCLE• Your comment made me daydream. Brilliant.
Oh my God, the stock footage.
There's a lot about this video to enjoy, but the post-credits Moe phone call really caught me off guard!
They steamed us on a damn Griddle!
The most amazing part is the classic MGS "run stock footage while we talk about world events" thing halfway through.
"After the Matt Groening managed to give the Simpsons success, the world was divided between two cities. Springfield and Shelbyville. While Jebediah Springfield wanted his people freedom and a place to live, not many knew he was originally a pirate named Hans Sprungfeld who tried to murder Washington. On the other hand, Shelbyville wanted everybody to marry their cousins which wasn't accepted by his Springfield's people. As a result, people from Springfield and Shelbyville became rivals
Many years later, a young boy named Bart Simpson led an army composed of Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, Todd, and Database in order to retrieve their famous lemon tree from Shelbyville. As their mission was a failure, Bart's father, Homer, join with other adults from Springfield to retake the lemon tree."
Now you can start playing the game.
Hearing that PS1 make that noise is very nostalgic for me.
The stock footage was so well done it turned this from brilliant into a masterpiece.
This is the best goddamn steamed hams video that will probably ever exist.
Fireshock20 A bit long.
Seymour... Seymore? SEEEEEEEYYYMOOOORRRREEE!
2:25 Skinner is outside Chalmers’ field of vision. How does he know who’s talking??
Seriously though, this was absolute genius, thank you for making this!
"Excuse me for one second"
"Of course"
THE FURY
what a thrill
Jimblus of sadness and darkness through the night
what a thriiill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
+juanic95 SNAAAAAAKE EAAATERRRRRRRR
With Skinner and Seymour on a daaate
Seymour... Do you think that hams can steam, even on a battlefield? I believe at any time, at any place, people can steam a ham with each other.
This ending was hard to achieve.
4/10 not enough of Skinner repeating everything that Chalmers said