High School Musical Is A Pretty Weird Movie

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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  Před 5 lety +11933

    what team?

  • @rinaberman7686
    @rinaberman7686 Před 5 lety +1959

    "Evaporate, tall person!"
    Incredible.

    • @quasquasquas
      @quasquasquas Před 5 lety +24

      I’d probably saw that if I was 10
      And obsessed with being short

    • @rinaberman7686
      @rinaberman7686 Před 5 lety +19

      I am very short, so honestly this is a mood sometimes, LMAO

    • @kelseyrobinson1917
      @kelseyrobinson1917 Před 5 lety +51

      this line has aged like fine wine. Is it ridiculous? Hell yes. But is it perfect? HELL YES.

    • @rinaberman7686
      @rinaberman7686 Před 5 lety +32

      @@kelseyrobinson1917 Ashley Tisdale is a national treasure.

    • @Myaccount923
      @Myaccount923 Před 3 lety +5

      T B 20 Hail Mary’s

  • @stevefilms1997
    @stevefilms1997 Před 5 lety +3992

    Can skillshare even teach me how to fake right and go left?

  • @HeroofWind
    @HeroofWind Před 4 lety +4768

    Troy uses “fake right, break left” as much as Harry Potter uses “Expelliarmus”

  • @TainaElisabeth
    @TainaElisabeth Před 4 lety +6148

    Are we gonna mention that sharpay and ryan were 100% deserving of the leads having years of theater experience, while all that troy and gabriella could do was stand still and stare into each other’s eyes

    • @marinacroy1338
      @marinacroy1338 Před 3 lety +761

      YES TOTALLY Sharpay and Ryan lowkey dedicated themselves to getting that part and worked so hard to do an AMAZING audition but they loose it to Gabriella and Troy who have zero experience

    • @vinceaballa7401
      @vinceaballa7401 Před 3 lety +239

      Sharpay's character have so much development and thats why i love her

    • @crystalleyvonne818
      @crystalleyvonne818 Před 3 lety +37

      Another Victorious sitch

    • @venusastro_
      @venusastro_ Před 3 lety +28

      Film theory.

    • @marcellava
      @marcellava Před 3 lety +103

      @@parkchimmin7913 Yoooo, I loved that movie as a kid, I always got bored whenever HSM was on and changed the channel, I was only interest in Sharpay’s and Ryan’s parts, they were the most interesting characters for me, so when they made a movie for Sharpay I was ecstatic, much prefer than HSM

  • @completelyoriginalname2701
    @completelyoriginalname2701 Před 5 lety +3971

    “A victory for Gabriella, and a crushing loss for the laws of physics.”
    I’m laughing...
    On the inside

  • @spiderquinnn
    @spiderquinnn Před 4 lety +2733

    "Who is just a basketball that has assumed human form."
    I'm cackling.

    • @sophiathedandilioness
      @sophiathedandilioness Před 4 lety +14

      I came across your comment right before he said it, made the whole thing that much better 🤣

    • @foolishdonut
      @foolishdonut Před 3 lety +6

      13:25 is the funniest skit about that. I love Jarvis. I never would have thought that 😂

  • @offwiththemheads
    @offwiththemheads Před 4 lety +3129

    Nobody:
    Ryan (gayly and whitely): "arrrrrrrriba!"

  • @monique7885
    @monique7885 Před 4 lety +1402

    “Appears on her balcony like a serial killer.” Funny because Zac Efron played Ted Bundy

    • @minna6342
      @minna6342 Před 3 lety +43

      WHYYYY IS THIS NOT TOP COMMENT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS OMFG

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 3 lety +12

      He played as W H O ?

    • @tret953
      @tret953 Před 3 lety +30

      I read this as he “is Ted bundy”

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 Před 2 lety +45

      What's funnier is both Troy Bolton and Ted Bundy have the same initial (TB) and somehow they both played by Zac Efron. Huh, coincidence much?

    • @shellbeebo
      @shellbeebo Před 2 lety +2

      @@adyaparamitaputripratama2786 this comment made me clutch pearls because h o w

  • @cloverdeityhearted8729
    @cloverdeityhearted8729 Před 5 lety +10900

    I can't believe you said "zip zap zop" is the weirdest lyric when "flop like a mop" is the next sentence

    • @olivial247
      @olivial247 Před 5 lety +512

      I thought it was "pop like a mop"?? Not that that makes any more sense...

    • @abigailvanlangen4078
      @abigailvanlangen4078 Před 5 lety +424

      I thought it was “bop like a mop”

    • @cloverdeityhearted8729
      @cloverdeityhearted8729 Před 4 lety +325

      Olivia L i actually looked it up for this joke because i did too, but its flop apparently!

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox Před 4 lety +64

      This made me laugh so hard!!!

    • @andrewrobotbuilder
      @andrewrobotbuilder Před 4 lety +294

      In Maltese, we have a similar sounding word - 'żobb' (pronounced zob/zop).
      So, translated, 'zip zap zop' becomes 'zip zap cock'.
      Yup. It's slang for cock and I can't take high school musical seriously. Ever.

  • @tyleredwards1689
    @tyleredwards1689 Před 5 lety +3996

    Basketball dad: He’s about to say his first words!
    Troy: F-f- faking right, break left
    Basketball dad: My boy

    • @colinwong1059
      @colinwong1059 Před 5 lety +50

      Maybe he faked being a girl but then he became a boy???

    • @Ilovewomenandmen
      @Ilovewomenandmen Před 5 lety +33

      Colin Wong what?

    • @SlivCommique
      @SlivCommique Před 5 lety +58

      My boys first words
      Troy: f f football and messi
      *baby found in dumpster*

    • @magicalCommander
      @magicalCommander Před 5 lety +58

      F f f for a great low rate you can get online go to the general and save some time

    • @itsyourbestfriendspinel6738
      @itsyourbestfriendspinel6738 Před 5 lety +3

      Tallix omg I like that commercial
      Sorry I meant LOVE

  • @simone991
    @simone991 Před 3 lety +478

    East High: Wild Cats
    West High: Mild Cats

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 Před 4 lety +414

    Zach Efron was my first celebrity crush. Years later, when my childhood crush turned to adult neutral indifference, I had a dream that he rejected me and I woke up from SOBBING. That's the true HSM legacy.

  • @carlcarlington7317
    @carlcarlington7317 Před 5 lety +3391

    Troy: "dad Have you ever thought about not playing basketball?"
    dad: "do you mean playing more basketball?"

  • @tyfalcon467
    @tyfalcon467 Před 5 lety +3905

    Chad: aggressively hetero
    Ryan: dance?
    Chad: no.
    *Chad and Ryan dance and mysteriously have switched clothes*

    • @nosferat-ew
      @nosferat-ew Před 4 lety +262

      Ty Falcon “aggressively hetero” I love it lol

    • @tyfalcon467
      @tyfalcon467 Před 4 lety +266

      @@nosferat-ew like rides around in a big red F150, eats a hot dog after saying "no homo" fifteen times, talks about how good he is at sex but doesnt believe in the female orgasm.

    • @JonasDAtlas
      @JonasDAtlas Před 4 lety +116

      @@tyfalcon467 You've got a point. Wonder if the writers are playing with this intentionally, but given that it was 2007, I guess we're supposed to take this at face value. Or maybe I'm just not giving the writers of High School Musical enough credit, but that sentence sounds ridiculous enough I'm not considering it.

    • @starsinthedarkness6315
      @starsinthedarkness6315 Před 4 lety +56

      Aggressively hetero. You've earned your like

    • @adriansarkisov7927
      @adriansarkisov7927 Před 4 lety +162

      @@JonasDAtlas The director and the actor of Ryan actually both wanted to clearly show that Ryan was gay but Disney didn't want that. So the actor of Ryan made out with the one who played Zeke in one scene which ended up in bloopers of the HM 3. This song is suppose to represent bisexuality and the struggle of being closeted.

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 Před 3 lety +612

    “Young adult party” was usually meant to get 5 to 20 year olds out of the room to make room for the adults booze party. So basically free childcare.

  • @reallyfamousyoutuber
    @reallyfamousyoutuber Před 4 lety +632

    To be fair, I’d watch the hell out of “the secondary school symphony”

  • @Slevana5
    @Slevana5 Před 4 lety +1968

    I lose my shit every time the dad says "What the heck are those kids doing in a tree!" The way he says each word is so off, but funny.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Před 3 lety +122

      WHAT the heck are those kids DOING in a TREE

    • @CadetSparkleWolf
      @CadetSparkleWolf Před 3 lety +13

      😂

    • @LordMangudai
      @LordMangudai Před 2 lety +31

      It's a Brendan Fraser-ass line reading and I'm 100% here for it

    • @121fedrick
      @121fedrick Před 2 lety +14

      Yo that’s literally my favorite line of the movie 😂

    • @juicyjny
      @juicyjny Před 11 měsíci +2

      Funniest line in the entire movie hands down

  • @user-km8od7jp2t
    @user-km8od7jp2t Před 5 lety +2064

    His mom died in car crash.
    She faked left and then broke the car

  • @myahackeberg9755
    @myahackeberg9755 Před 4 lety +329

    you call it a "comical theatre accent" but my drama teacher talks EXACTLY like this I swear

  • @lousmall8610
    @lousmall8610 Před 3 lety +2650

    Are we gona ignore the fact that Jarvis like.. an AMAZING singing voice?!?!

    • @ilpb3694
      @ilpb3694 Před 3 lety +132

      Jeez, I was looking for this kind of comment. I love that he can dance, too

    • @justjose8002
      @justjose8002 Před 3 lety +20

      IKR

    • @sxpphs
      @sxpphs Před 3 lety +46

      and he can dance?!

    • @crunkbunny9003
      @crunkbunny9003 Před 3 lety +59

      He can dance and sing? He has the package I want.

    • @Miabia1000
      @Miabia1000 Před 3 lety +39

      yeah that sold me, im in love with Jarvis

  • @devin860
    @devin860 Před 5 lety +931

    “Gabriella is too smart, and too beautiful. It’s a real struggle for a character.”
    Well yeah, ever watched My Story Animated?

    • @quinten6182
      @quinten6182 Před 5 lety +16

      Devin Kroghly there is also another story like that! It is from “they actually animated my story”

    • @who3033
      @who3033 Před 5 lety +6

      @@quinten6182 You mean Jarvis's second channel?

    • @indiegala281
      @indiegala281 Před 5 lety +5

      Voltage r/woooosh

    • @benjaminogden27
      @benjaminogden27 Před 5 lety +8

      This Gabriella fella sounds like a real Mr. Struggle

    • @isabelleokala1457
      @isabelleokala1457 Před 5 lety +4

      @@benjaminogden27 No one wants a Mr. Struggle

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic Před 4 lety +2913

    Suite life of Zach and Cody did an episode where they did high school musical.
    It was one of my favourite episodes just because if this recurring joke:
    Maddie: "someone told me I look like the girl that played Sharpay"
    Someone else: "eh, I dont see it.."

    • @misterodfox
      @misterodfox Před 4 lety +175

      A Voice Crying Out I remember that lol everyone trashes Maddie that episode

    • @katnippy
      @katnippy Před 3 lety +93

      I got so MAD when they didn’t notice 💀

    • @derismiccube2414
      @derismiccube2414 Před 3 lety +191

      There was also a joke in Hannah Montana with Corbin Bleu (Who played Chad) talking about a high school musical, Disney was kind of self aware that they recycled actors

    • @hyperfixationcentral6200
      @hyperfixationcentral6200 Před 3 lety +17

      I jam to that episode "bop to the top"

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 Před 3 lety +45

      And I remember my mam getting mad and saying “she’s the same girl why are they stupid??” And me, being the young child, had to tell her *that* was the joke.

  • @GCWeber
    @GCWeber Před 2 lety +486

    I played Coach Bolton in a middle school production of this show. A few memories:
    1. They gave me a whistle. Which was a mistake. God I loved that whistle. No one else loved it, but I did.
    2. In the last scene, I had to hug the actor who played Troy... who was about half my height
    3. The actor who played Troy kept calling me "daddy" during rehearsals
    4. The actors who played Sharpay and Ryan were, respectively, one of the nicest, quietest girls I've ever met and a tiny adorable sixth grader. Those two... well, they tried.
    5. My name was misspelled in the program. Not my real name, that was spelled fine. But my character was listed as "Couch Bolton." Couch. With a u.
    EDIT 6. The kid who played Chad got suspended so he was replaced last minute with Troy's younger sister, and Chad was quickly rewritten as Chloe and her relationship with Taylor was written out.

    • @menhera758
      @menhera758 Před rokem +43

      they should have kept the relationship with taylor

    • @GCWeber
      @GCWeber Před rokem +27

      @@menhera758 they should've but it was a middle school in a relatively religious area and that family was religious so *shrug*

    • @Ruby.The.Shadow
      @Ruby.The.Shadow Před 8 měsíci +10

      Couch Bolton 😂

    • @GCWeber
      @GCWeber Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@Ruby.The.Shadow thanks for bringing this memory back, gave me a nice 1 am laugh haha

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I am very happy to have read this.

  • @ryker5457
    @ryker5457 Před 4 lety +359

    Ok ryan is actually the greatest character in the entire movie and I need to see more of him

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 Před 5 lety +2934

    *Chad:* I hate musicals!
    *Also Chad:* Do you know Michael Crawford from Phantom of the Opera?

    • @ashley-jy4xo
      @ashley-jy4xo Před 5 lety +73

      EXACTLY LIKE I THOUGHT U JUST SAID U HATED MUSICALS BUT YET U KNOW THIS INFO

    • @DuckQuac
      @DuckQuac Před 5 lety +79

      *S E E M S L E G I T*

    • @beachballssideaccount
      @beachballssideaccount Před 5 lety +103

      He's not just from Phantom of the Opera. He's from a *cereal box*

    • @MrsMoonify
      @MrsMoonify Před 4 lety +47

      Chad in HSM2: I don't dance!
      Chad is HSM1: Does lots of dancing

    • @beachballssideaccount
      @beachballssideaccount Před 4 lety +12

      Chad's just a hypocrite.

  • @holdenwolfe9668
    @holdenwolfe9668 Před 5 lety +2716

    Gabriela: Too smart AND too beautiful
    My Story Animations: That just gave me an idea!

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer Před 4 lety +304

    Calling Coach Bolton a “basketball that’s assumed human form” is... easily the best way Bart Johnson has ever been described.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 Před 2 lety +11

      HIS FIRST NAME IS BART??????

    • @Alicat2911
      @Alicat2911 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@jaynenunya6070 Yes, and he's also married to Blake Lively's sister

  • @Lauren-fi2rd
    @Lauren-fi2rd Před 4 lety +116

    Zack effron looked 16 for like 5 years and then suddenly he’s like 32

  • @superbeavers7645
    @superbeavers7645 Před 5 lety +573

    And these groups
    *S H A L L N E V E R M I X*

  • @KayGee_yt
    @KayGee_yt Před 5 lety +2052

    EVAPORATE TALL PERSON!
    Thank you for reminding me of the best line in cinematic history

    • @da14a49
      @da14a49 Před 4 lety +10

      Lmfao

    • @ItsSashaSky
      @ItsSashaSky Před 4 lety +1

      😂😭

    • @acasha2182
      @acasha2182 Před 4 lety

      666 likes? I'm not changing that get someone else to do it.

    • @Why-uo7cj
      @Why-uo7cj Před 4 lety +8

      I F U C K I N G L O V E T H A T L I N E 。Issa grate line

  • @lunamothfitzpatrick7571
    @lunamothfitzpatrick7571 Před 4 lety +294

    They Actually Animated My Story: “I’m too smart and too pretty and it’s bad. ☹️” 😂

  • @imnotacarrotbut7768
    @imnotacarrotbut7768 Před 4 lety +263

    1:11 “ I was 14 when the movie came out”
    Me: ah cool my age
    “Which by all accounts is too old to still be watching the Disney channel!
    Me: ):

    • @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528
      @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 Před 2 lety +37

      As a 21 year old, I'm going to tell you something I wish someone had told me at your age. You should never stop watching something you enjoy because it's "kid stuff". I and almost every adult I know still watch things that are considered "kid stuff". We just watch those things in addition to shows catered more towards adults.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink Před 2 lety +3

      @@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 Great take there 👌

    • @magnitude10199
      @magnitude10199 Před rokem +5

      I'm 21, and I had a HSM marathon with my college roommates literally two months ago, and we unironically enjoyed it. Have fun!!

  • @pokeguyzilla5597
    @pokeguyzilla5597 Před 5 lety +3674

    I understand how Gabriella feels. I am too hansome, too intelligent, and too powerful. I live such a hard life.
    Edit: Another problem of mine: I am just too humble. Like, people compare me to Ghandi. My life is hell. #relatable.

  • @andy8901
    @andy8901 Před 4 lety +2014

    corbin bleu actually designed those shirts himself im not joking i read it in TIGER BEAT

    • @alicia5925
      @alicia5925 Před 4 lety +212

      a fashion icon

    • @Grassrope123
      @Grassrope123 Před 4 lety +114

      the good old days when we all read tiger beat 😭

    • @ygobe2
      @ygobe2 Před 3 lety +71

      and people say prada is a fashion icon. Does no one remember corbin bleu?

    • @starlight8554
      @starlight8554 Před 3 lety +9

      nativeziam bubu as your icon. *taste*

    • @annamarienichols7627
      @annamarienichols7627 Před 3 lety +45

      are we going to talk about his 3 watches

  • @cameronbennett5085
    @cameronbennett5085 Před 4 lety +150

    “what the heck are those two DOING IN A TREE” 😂😂

  • @schnips94
    @schnips94 Před 4 lety +120

    I'm gonna use "evaporate, tall person" as much as humanly possible now

  • @tsundor1
    @tsundor1 Před 5 lety +734

    honestly the only explanation i can think of for why sharpay and ryan don't find anything wrong with having played many lovers roles is because ryan is way too gay to see anything romantic about it lol

    • @janaterbio8010
      @janaterbio8010 Před 4 lety +10

      AYYYEEE!!! YES!!

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Před 4 lety +30

      Ryan is a legend and deserves so much better lmao

    • @dorcas.tpembele6333
      @dorcas.tpembele6333 Před 4 lety +1

      But aren't they like related?

    • @janaterbio8010
      @janaterbio8010 Před 4 lety +17

      @@dorcas.tpembele6333 Yeah they are. But I guess since they are just so used to it, that they don't give a shit. Its like, if you and your twin were always chosen to be the evil henchmen everytime, things get real numb when it happens all too often.

  • @lexydakitten5102
    @lexydakitten5102 Před 4 lety +3132

    "they kiss with their eyes"
    boy, am i glad that wasn't literal..
    id be terrified.
    edit
    forgot that this comment existed but when did so many people agree what

  • @jays.4969
    @jays.4969 Před 3 lety +133

    We all know that Chad’s hatred for theater was just internalized homophobia 😔

  • @carlymurphy2621
    @carlymurphy2621 Před 4 lety +77

    It’s been almost 14 years and I still can’t figure out why this took place in New Mexico???

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Před 3 lety +27

      Except... it was FILMED in Salt Lake City... but they’re in “Albuquerque...”

  • @card5509
    @card5509 Před 4 lety +1199

    Chad just..... Doesn't strike me as a Chad.

    • @dude4418
      @dude4418 Před 4 lety +25

      Lol is it cuz he's black?

    • @saffiyasmith4113
      @saffiyasmith4113 Před 4 lety +58

      Yeah, I expect Chads to be idiots

    • @iamabee4452
      @iamabee4452 Před 4 lety +116

      He feels like a Josh

    • @Bubdiddly
      @Bubdiddly Před 4 lety +18

      B. Haughton why’s this so accurate

    • @amd3728
      @amd3728 Před 4 lety +20

      He feels like a James ngl

  • @xxkori123xx
    @xxkori123xx Před 3 lety +63

    A year later and I'm still waiting for Jarvis to talk about the second and third HSM movies

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 Před 3 lety +36

    Sharpei: “Evaporate, tall person!”
    Me, 5’3”: relatable

  • @theorangesaretobefeared1373
    @theorangesaretobefeared1373 Před 5 lety +657

    "EVAPORATE TALL PERSON" is a sentence that we need to talk about

    • @dragonclaw6513
      @dragonclaw6513 Před 5 lety +25

      You know.
      I agree. That needs to be talked about-

    • @imackshungames4304
      @imackshungames4304 Před 5 lety +1

      I agree!

    • @k.yxr31.j46
      @k.yxr31.j46 Před 5 lety +7

      my friend said that to me once... or more than that

    • @011mph
      @011mph Před 5 lety +27

      I lowkey used to ship Sharpy and Zeke as a kid lol

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 Před 5 lety +12

      if Thanos was a dwarf this is what he would do

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 Před 5 lety +1954

    Chad: _"you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator"_
    My brain trying to remember High School Musical: _So she's a cannibal?_

    • @mxrazy
      @mxrazy Před 5 lety +9

      I still dont get it.

    • @mothiestman4995
      @mothiestman4995 Před 5 lety +102

      @@mxrazy Bodies have to be refrigerated while they wait to be buried. A classic murderer trope is the body in the fridge. He was threatening to off Troy.

    • @ulpla1210
      @ulpla1210 Před 5 lety +1

      wh
      what does it mean

    • @emmanuelgonzalez5866
      @emmanuelgonzalez5866 Před 5 lety +2

      hahahahahah hahahahahah

    • @Amandamaenam
      @Amandamaenam Před 5 lety +54

      uhh no... pretty sure his mom was a theatre fan and put pictures of famous actors on her fridge? i don’t think Disney would go that far lol

  • @BMTBigBoy
    @BMTBigBoy Před 3 lety +98

    Is no one going to talk about how high school musical is just a more child friendly version of Grease ?

    • @halliefritsch
      @halliefritsch Před 2 lety +4

      the way i’ve been saying this to my friends but they refuse to listen bc “it’s not grease it’s romeo and juliet” no it’s literally grease

    • @Juliet-ow1wy
      @Juliet-ow1wy Před rokem +3

      Literally every thing you describe cam be described in grease aswell

    • @purgatoryproductions310
      @purgatoryproductions310 Před rokem +5

      which is, in turn, a less gruesome romeo and juliet (which jarvis compares it to)

    • @Alicat2911
      @Alicat2911 Před 3 měsíci +1

      So the script was originally supposed to be Grease 3

  • @LeonaLeZard
    @LeonaLeZard Před 3 lety +83

    I just realized Jarvis looks like Troy and Gabriella’s hypothetical child........

  • @delta4733
    @delta4733 Před 4 lety +1267

    I 360 no-scoped this girl with Chile Cheese fries and it ruined my life
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

  • @_y0inks581
    @_y0inks581 Před 5 lety +807

    Did she just say "Evaporate, tall person!" ?
    Why aren't more people talking about this??

    • @burzwild2292
      @burzwild2292 Před 5 lety +187

      Please change your physical state of matter, human of above-average height

    • @dappergirl155
      @dappergirl155 Před 5 lety +12

      Exsquueze mweee??????

    • @fossforever512
      @fossforever512 Před 5 lety +22

      As a tall person this makes me sad

    • @ninaziz2639
      @ninaziz2639 Před 5 lety +28

      Its called heightism

    • @carp3751
      @carp3751 Před 5 lety +16

      we watched hsm at school and that was what everyone was talking about for the rest of the year

  • @ellieb.1231
    @ellieb.1231 Před 4 lety +94

    "Because the strongest force at East High isn't the Wildcats, it's the WiFi"
    I mean, with that kind of real-time resolution, in 2006?

    YEAH.

  • @LarixLyalliiAlpine
    @LarixLyalliiAlpine Před 3 lety +21

    This movie came out when I was 17, in my senior year, and extremely jaded with the whole concept of high school in general, especially the drama department. Because it always felt like a super exclusive club that I couldn't get into because I wasn't willing to make enough blood sacrifice.
    So naturally I flippin hated this movie.

  • @georgepantello8065
    @georgepantello8065 Před 5 lety +677

    my favorite line
    “EVAPORATE TALL PERSON!”

  • @euphonyfff2316
    @euphonyfff2316 Před 5 lety +630

    "Gabriella is suddenly nervous to perform, so she just goes to the sunken place"
    Glossed over it, but this is one of my favourite lines from anything, anywhere.

  • @LordMangudai
    @LordMangudai Před 2 lety +21

    13:19 that "you mean like going left?" line is unironically funny and good writing

  • @patrickshields6954
    @patrickshields6954 Před 3 lety +10

    6:56 - Sharpe gets bodied trying to walk directly into a crowd going the other direction. No one notices, or if they do they don't care, and she is trampled to death. Her brother swears revenge and when Troy and Gabrielle win the contest unopposed, the school blows up. Credits roll over a burning east high.

  • @swag4rce
    @swag4rce Před 5 lety +685

    gabriella: im too smart and pretty!! ugh, it's such a burden!!
    my story animated: i feel you.

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 Před 5 lety +24

      Esang G. Me: iT’S sO HaRD tO Be SMarT aNd prEtTy...

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp Před 5 lety +26

      i WiSH i Am uGLy

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept Před 5 lety +2

      Gabriella* actually. You're welcome

    • @swag4rce
      @swag4rce Před 5 lety +1

      @@TS_Mind_Swept ah shit, thanks bro.

    • @apparition555
      @apparition555 Před 5 lety

      my story animated* actually. you're welcome.

  • @fishproductions22
    @fishproductions22 Před 5 lety +894

    Remember guys, this is a comment section, not a hockey arena.

    • @R3lay0
      @R3lay0 Před 5 lety +14

      Then why is a football lying around?

    • @jeresa7968
      @jeresa7968 Před 5 lety +1

      Fish Productions WTHECK

    • @laysagna4909
      @laysagna4909 Před 5 lety +7

      I made it to first base

    • @l.yoked.l1784
      @l.yoked.l1784 Před 5 lety +5

      Thanks , almost forgot for a second.

    • @unlucky969
      @unlucky969 Před 5 lety +4

      *the epic hockey arena* left the game.

  • @meganr1449
    @meganr1449 Před 4 lety +16

    Jarvis you crying to the end of the film and contemplating what the film means to you really touched me, it was such a raw moment, and perfectly articulated the way imperfect films or albums fit into our adolescence and then our lives. Your crying and singing and laughing at your own moment made me emotional 😭

  • @MissBuyNLarge
    @MissBuyNLarge Před 4 lety +57

    "...and Troy blows off Chad, who is wearing a shirt that says, 'I come with my own background music'?"
    I need this t-shirt in my life right now

  • @racistbilly55
    @racistbilly55 Před 4 lety +754

    Young adult party
    .
    .
    YOUNG ADULT PARTY
    .
    .
    *YOUNG ADULT PARTY*

    • @justkingsley9244
      @justkingsley9244 Před 4 lety +21

      Racist Billy Fake right, break left.

    • @Bladedfox14
      @Bladedfox14 Před 4 lety +20

      As a teen I am sorry you had to hear that

    • @racistbilly55
      @racistbilly55 Před 4 lety +7

      @@justkingsley9244 Greatest trick ever. Made me popular in high school. *WeirdoBilly*

    • @racistbilly55
      @racistbilly55 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Bladedfox14 As a former teen, thanks

    • @detzpheefe5785
      @detzpheefe5785 Před 4 lety +4

      Young adult party back then and now has changed so much.

  • @eoincampbell1584
    @eoincampbell1584 Před 5 lety +509

    "Omniscient oracle/DJ"
    I have the idea for my next D&D character.

    • @mason3872
      @mason3872 Před 5 lety +5

      Oh I was just gonna make it a trash can that would roll up and down the battle field throwing trash bags full of bodies at enemies. Yes I’m insane... yes I know this is not a legal character... I don’t care IM MAKING IT ANYWAY!

    • @joshbennett7439
      @joshbennett7439 Před 5 lety +3

      Not if I make it first

    • @cheesydelite6532
      @cheesydelite6532 Před 5 lety +2

      Time for bard boi

    • @krabbypatty2923
      @krabbypatty2923 Před 5 lety +2

      Mason
      “I’m the TRASH MAN! I eat garbage.”

    • @user-np2xl4qk4w
      @user-np2xl4qk4w Před 5 lety +2

      @@krabbypatty2923 you got it wrong, plebian. it's "I'm the TRASH MAN!!! I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then, I start eatin' garbage!"

  • @depressednapoleon9745
    @depressednapoleon9745 Před 2 lety +27

    The fact that the High School Musical franchise takes place in the same area as Breaking Bad is something else.

  • @Corescos
    @Corescos Před 3 lety +14

    Just remember that the T in Troy stands for Ted Bundy

  • @hollyingrams5653
    @hollyingrams5653 Před 5 lety +507

    We did HSM as an end of year show and I got to be Miss Darbus because the teachers say that I am pretty similar to her.
    *And that was the moment that my self esteem left me to go on holiday*

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 Před 5 lety +33

      Lucky you. I wanted to be the basketball hoop

    • @jasminereyes8366
      @jasminereyes8366 Před 4 lety +16

      I was Sharpay "EVAPORATE TALL PERSON" Evans for mine! But, believe me, I was far from blonde.

    • @maxhorne4931
      @maxhorne4931 Před 4 lety

      I gave u ur 100th like btw just so u know

    • @hollyingrams5653
      @hollyingrams5653 Před 4 lety

      @@maxhorne4931 Thank you!

    • @otumei
      @otumei Před 4 lety +2

      That's so sad ( ;∀ ;)

  • @justafellerwithnoprofilepi4546

    Boys cry during Endgame.
    Real men cry during *_High School Musical_*

  • @grahamwilliams1080
    @grahamwilliams1080 Před 4 lety +33

    I don’t know why, but I love this video so much. I wasn’t even a big HSM fan, but this video is just so wholesome.

  • @madds6914
    @madds6914 Před 4 lety +30

    High school musical: the musical: WILDCATS: dancers : teenage life : babushka : moms refrigerator : rubix cube shirt : “sChOol’S fReAkY gEnIoUs gIrL” : basket ball boys : human basketball ; basketball dad : fake right, brake left : vacay : young adults party(for young adults!!) : sHour uP : karaoke : Troy is “bOltIng” the lyrics up : fossil phone : cliques : ahh they are gonna run over me with their BOX steps : mOm mAh stomach ; grease?? : THE SERIES

    • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
      @Oh_liv_ee_AY Před 3 lety +2

      This took me 69 hours to figure out what it meant and yes, 69 to the picosecond, I timed it

    • @QIANAXX
      @QIANAXX Před 3 lety

      This looks like code 💀🖐🏽‼

  • @RC-hz6bn
    @RC-hz6bn Před 5 lety +703

    I’m too smart and too beautiful
    *actually happened*

    • @ZMacGregor
      @ZMacGregor Před 5 lety +1

      Exactly what I thought of

    • @hatsunememekuoisaneet
      @hatsunememekuoisaneet Před 5 lety +3

      Karen give me back the kids
      (Srry ded meme kill meh)

    • @magicalCommander
      @magicalCommander Před 5 lety +1

      @@hatsunememekuoisaneet for a great low rate you can get online go to the general and save some time

    • @hatsunememekuoisaneet
      @hatsunememekuoisaneet Před 5 lety

      Tallix you can save 15% or more on car insurance when you switch to Geico.

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept Před 5 lety +1

      Lmbo, quality meem 😂

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 Před 5 lety +735

    Chad: I hate musical theatre
    Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Why are you lying?

  • @bee748
    @bee748 Před 4 lety +37

    As someone who got cast as Ryan for hsm i died laughing

  • @johnmcgee2087
    @johnmcgee2087 Před 4 lety +45

    Sharpey: evaporate tall person.
    me omg Sharpey is thanos

  • @nounasaifi8852
    @nounasaifi8852 Před 5 lety +800

    Why is nobody talking about how good Jarvis’ voice is?

    • @kirwitch8236
      @kirwitch8236 Před 5 lety +7

      Because that’s weird?

    • @cedarlleaf1012
      @cedarlleaf1012 Před 5 lety +47

      @@kirwitch8236 i think not, his voice is really good holy fuck its not weird to talk about it lmao

    • @saeenon1724
      @saeenon1724 Před 5 lety +17

      nouna saifi I KNOW, i was looking for this comment. And here u are.. thanks man.

    • @alexagomez111
      @alexagomez111 Před 5 lety +2

      Right?!

    • @theman_themyth_themoth758
      @theman_themyth_themoth758 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah like seriously I was not previously aware of this and I am shook?? To my core???? Like his runs are amazing and his vibrato makes my spine wiggle gleefully

  • @TC-fw5bm
    @TC-fw5bm Před 5 lety +2502

    Jarvis: Do you want more videos like this?
    Everyone: Do what makes you happy, you beautiful man.

    • @PikaCamTM
      @PikaCamTM Před 5 lety +16

      Hey I’m the first comment
      Ik this was irrelevant

    • @TheBlueGamer567
      @TheBlueGamer567 Před 5 lety +17

      You forgot to say no homo

    • @sarujay1533
      @sarujay1533 Před 5 lety +9

      Billy Bob who cares, its a joke

    • @ewwwitsangie6020
      @ewwwitsangie6020 Před 5 lety +1

      WILDCATSSSS!!!!!

    • @billsetag8777
      @billsetag8777 Před 5 lety +1

      Oooooh Jarvis, did you know that popcorn tickles the feet quite well?

  • @kristiannarobinson8587
    @kristiannarobinson8587 Před 3 lety +14

    "14 is too old to be watching the Disney channel"
    *Sweats in age 24* 😰

  • @tanishaadames8827
    @tanishaadames8827 Před 4 lety +28

    "They decide to exchange numbers on the two fossil that they use as cellphine" dying 😂😂

  • @sunnysorrel
    @sunnysorrel Před 5 lety +556

    Ironically, Zac Efron played Ted Bundy, a serial killer

    • @kingofthecommentsection8056
      @kingofthecommentsection8056 Před 5 lety +68

      Probably in the same universe as this movie too

    • @stephchefjoey5977
      @stephchefjoey5977 Před 5 lety +12

      He nailed that movie

    • @stephchefjoey5977
      @stephchefjoey5977 Před 5 lety +5

      The hacksaw scene was so good

    • @laysagna4909
      @laysagna4909 Před 5 lety +37

      I hated how people had to make a controversy about him being “too hot to be a serial killer even if it is in a movie”. Like yeah, that’s a feature Ted Bundy had to help with his killings. 🤦‍♀️

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o Před 5 lety +14

      Laysagna I know people said he was charming IRL but... have you ever seen an actual pic of Ted Bundy, dude needed to wax those two caterpillars on his head almost as much as he needed therapy

  • @EthanMock
    @EthanMock Před 5 lety +273

    I remain convinced that HSM is just one elaborate satire

  • @alpaca990
    @alpaca990 Před 3 lety +18

    Like I know this came out over a year ago, so he'll probably never see this, but I always find people crying from happiness and nostalgia to be adorable. Like someone having that level of joy in their lives just makes me so happy

  • @anthonymccrayii9794
    @anthonymccrayii9794 Před 4 lety +12

    "Wait, all this time you've been faking right; and now you want to go break left?"

  • @bocchithecroc
    @bocchithecroc Před 4 lety +720

    Let's accept the fact that when you were just a kid you thought Highschool was like Highschool Musical

    • @lucidmoth1023
      @lucidmoth1023 Před 4 lety +17

      I- how did you know-

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 Před 4 lety +22

      My dreams were crushed

    • @emmabarrow7367
      @emmabarrow7367 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao I go to a performing arts school and before I got there, I thought it was gonna be like hsm

    • @Yuunarichu
      @Yuunarichu Před 3 lety +9

      It's just middle school with more freedom and people at various heights…

    • @fionnaruma3532
      @fionnaruma3532 Před 3 lety +1

      I was crushed when i found out 😖

  • @genesis3255
    @genesis3255 Před 5 lety +457

    jarvis, my guy, we need a singing cover from you. asap.

  • @sunshineyrainbows13
    @sunshineyrainbows13 Před 2 lety +7

    I was 9 when HSM came out and I was properly obsessed. I owned the HSM Barbie dolls and a necklace with a T on it. I learned the dances and sang along every single time it came on. I already liked singing and dancing but HSM was probably the thing that instilled my affinity for musicals in me. I'll always appreciate it in all it's cheesy goofiness.

  • @dmanhd143
    @dmanhd143 Před 4 lety +27

    I like how chad threatens to pull a Jeffrey Dahmer😂

  • @byakugan422
    @byakugan422 Před 5 lety +261

    “She is my queen”, Jarvis could have replaced Kit Harrington in season 8 of GOT and nobody would bat an eye

  • @Wendy-je9zf
    @Wendy-je9zf Před 4 lety +544

    y’know, Chad’s “fear” of musicals is really ironic seeing as now Corbin Bleu is now headlining in “Kiss Me, Kate” on Broadway
    really makes you think

    • @moose3720
      @moose3720 Před 4 lety +125

      Bert honestly chad’s “fear” of musicals is really ironic considering corbin bleu is known for being in a musical called “high school musical” on the disney channel, really makes you think

  • @lucascattai9447
    @lucascattai9447 Před 2 lety +12

    I love how, when Jarvis makes fun of something, he actually enjoys it, and when he acts like he loves it he is criticizing it deeply.

  • @dots3854
    @dots3854 Před 4 lety +8

    i just remembered my old middle school did a production of high school musical... i was on stage crew and i had to draw 14 different wildcat heads and we only had like, two set pieces. the garden was literally just the cafeteria with fake vines thrown on. the production was god awful but honestly? the peak of my middle school career

  • @grondstein8147
    @grondstein8147 Před 5 lety +378

    Which had more hype leading up to the release of?
    Endgame or Jarvis’s HSM Vid?

    • @marvelousmisty8433
      @marvelousmisty8433 Před 5 lety +1

      Grayden *b o t h*

    • @lavashu1916
      @lavashu1916 Před 5 lety +3

      Grayden
      Tony: Jarvis, initiate house party.
      Tony: No not the young adults party the other meaning!

    • @yasir5422
      @yasir5422 Před 5 lety

      Petscop 2

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut Před 5 lety

      I was more excited for Jarvis's Hugh Sucks Mars video. Wait, it's High School Musical? It always thought it was Hugh Sucks Mars

  • @mandyearley8140
    @mandyearley8140 Před 4 lety +650

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Sharpay: EvApOrAtE tAlL pErSoN

  • @ellielovegood6307
    @ellielovegood6307 Před 4 lety +3

    Jack Bolton
    Age: Basketball
    Sex: Basketball
    Personally: Basketball
    Interests: I’m going to have to get back with you on that

  • @perishonimpact
    @perishonimpact Před 2 lety +4

    10:59 WHO WROTE THE CAPTIONS HELP 😭

  • @Thabosefoloshia
    @Thabosefoloshia Před 5 lety +168

    0/10 not enough basketball

  • @berylredburrow__8810
    @berylredburrow__8810 Před 5 lety +112

    "I know it's kinda silly to complain about a movie that came out twelve years ago, but I wasn't a youtuber back then, so I have to do now."

  • @caseyhoolahan8209
    @caseyhoolahan8209 Před 4 lety +8

    I love HSM so much as a theater nerd kid, and 14 really isn’t too old to watch Disney Channel! It’s hilarious to look back on now, but it will always hold a nostalgic place in my heart and produced some real bops!

  • @heleneverbach
    @heleneverbach Před 2 lety +5

    can you imagine actually being a new student and trying to get involved in theater or basketball or the mathletes when the school musical is produced, the basketball championships, and the big mathletes competition thingy are all held only TWO WEEKS after the first day of school

  • @k.johnson6710
    @k.johnson6710 Před 5 lety +414

    Um... why is nobody talking about Jarvis’s singing (he sounds really good!)

  • @davisfoley2105
    @davisfoley2105 Před 5 lety +778

    fun fact: Jarvis didn’t go to high school
    He was forced to sing everyday in basketball practice about making baskets
    This is why Disney has a monopoly on kids shows

    • @thememeestfilmbuff
      @thememeestfilmbuff Před 5 lety +14

      El_Derpster Are you saying that Jarvis Johnson is a kids show?

  • @starvingdelusions
    @starvingdelusions Před 3 lety +7

    "High School Musical: a franchise that hasn't seen a major installment in over 10 years" oh just you wait, Jarvis from 2 years ago

  • @minion_luvr_
    @minion_luvr_ Před 2 lety +6

    jarvis crying while watching hsm single handedly made my year, it’s so wholesome