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I'm from italy and i'm really surprised how religious americans are.
*We are in the 21st century!*
we honestly don't care about religion as much as this video makes it look like
R TE Nah, a lot of people who are religious now are religious because their parents taught them it. It's like a hereditary disease, and the only cure is a brain. I'm still only a teenager, but despite my mother preaching about "The Lord" and how "Prayer Cures Everything!", I'm an atheist. She doesn't know, though, she'd probably disown me and throw my belongings in the ocean if she did.
Simon H. I think this really needs to be emphasized. "I'm an atheist. She doesn't know, though, she'd probably disown me and throw my belongings in the ocean if she did."
The desire for parental approval is inherent to human behavior. I wonder how many people embrace whatever their parents tell them to, and religion is just one of those things.
Kris S. Probably billions of people.
Oh, wait... That's mostly everyone, huh.
+Kris S. I love my parents and they love me, they know I'm an atheist and they can't do anything about it. They're both smart, they've just grown up with that passed on to them.
As Jackie Gleason so correctly pointed out, "When churches needs money, preachers ask the people for it. When the people need money, the preachers tell them to ask God."
So true
Yes, and your point is ? What? You don't think God has it in cash, for you? God won't do it for me, but you is golden?
@@brucemarmy8500 You're not following me. If "God" has cash for anyone, then why is Kenneth Copeland hitting people up for cash? Hey...... If he's a "man of God", then he can get the cash from God and leave me out of the picture.
@@beachbum1523 Ken has the $. This is about how you get rich. Doin' what a rich man tells you to do is how you become a rich man. Don't you know that?
@@beachbum1523 This is how the Almighty has touch Ken's heart, by having him absorb the excess cash weighing the faithful down. By giving him $ the faithful prove worthiness to Him. God's plan is to make Ken a mountain of money that god wants him to have, why can't you see? I'm totally pulling your leg Ken is a graduate of Conman Academy, this is his life's calling. The whole thread, I was just seeing how triggered folks can get. Answer: Plenty. Try to relax, friend. Convincing me of something isn't as important as keeping oneself from being overly vexed by words of unknown people.
Watching in December 2023 and STILL RELEVANT.
It will always be relevant as long as people still care about religion and people want to exploit that for money.
nothing has changed AT ALL lmao
try march 2024
@@Crewcapt295 I did. Still painful.
Watching in 2024...still very RELEVANT
Iceland 🇮🇸 outlawed Televangelists. We should, too!
We had Trump as our President. As a whole, we’re too stupid and gullible to outlaw televangelists.
That’ll be the day when America stops assisting the richest criminals and actually starts defending the working class. So, never.
"Wealth is a sign of god's favour" Ah, yes. I remember Jesus saying that rich people get easily into Heaven. Sure.
Indeed. He said the exact opposite.
Of course ...they have private jets
@@soufyane68 Ah, you see, they can't travel with normal people! They're human-ness would corrupt them!
That was sarcasm, BTW.
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah
"The size of your seed will determine the size of your harvest"
That's not how plants work
Jesus stated about the small muster seed becoming a big tree. In fact, Jesus talked a lot about doing great thing while having just small faith.
We should start labeling the Prosperity Gospel as cult.
If I could chime in, as a Christian myself, "seed faith" just SOUNDS dirty.
@@carltontheduke2571,
I did too.
It's not how babies work, either, so I have no clue where they got this idea.
Plants need Brawndo. It has electrolytes.
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption! A classic parody! John Oliver's shows are the only ones that I watch over and over and over again.
Haha, yeah, can't remember last time I watched a 7yrs old Colbert. I rewatch old Oliver all the time!
Same here. 😂
Celebrating the long overdue passing of Pat Robertson with this classic! 🥳 If Christian heaven is real, at least he isn’t there!!
This in the cart of weed make it all worthwhile. 😂
🤣🤣🤣✌️😎
stuck in the 4th circle for eternity B]
Televangelists: Providing Atheists with ammo for decades.
black
But it's all blanks.
@@johnlopperman2161 Atheists don't believe in fairy tales, which automatically makes us incredibly more intelligent than religious morons.
“Atheists” aka “Intelligent, educated, rational human beings”
@@jonnyroxx7172
Aye, but only a minimum of education comes from schools.
Major learning comes directly from living.
Without the middleman.
JOHN L OPPERMAN I completely agree.
This actually almost made me cry. My own mother believes in this and for years I've been trying to talk some sense into her which has put a permanent stain in our relationship. These people are horrible.
I'm really sorry about that. Smh *internet hug*
Pan Sorry :( Wish you the best of luck to deal with that! Be strong :)
it must be hard trying to convince her otherwise i hope you do one day
Pan *internet hug on top of internet hug*
Pan Well, you now know to show this to her.
My father revealed to me today he follows the word of Kenneth Copeland.
I cried for him today. He's 70 years old and doesn't understand he's being taken advantage of.
Show him this segment!!
Sadly the elderly often fall for these scams.
The saddest part of this well-researched episode is that the people who need to hear it most probably can’t afford HBO or are too conservative to ever watch it.
Is that really sad when JO actively ostracizes conservative viewers by misrepresenting them and attacking strawmans?
Either conservatives are the enemy to be dehumanized or the human beings to be listened to and aided, but not both.
I have and I AM a conservative.
Have you seen how far both oliver and HBO have fallen since this??
@@sirubisan698 No. Too busy. 😝
@@pam0626 of course they expect the brain dead to consume next product no matter how sloppy it is like DNC Ball lickers and Velma
Well the reality is these people are way too far gone for the most part to ever change.
"We've seen midgets grow". Uhmmmmm, those are called children.
HAHAHAHAHA Indeed, right on.
Probably my favorite comment ever
Good one.🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
fuck. made my day. thanks mate
When my grandmother died, we began getting threatening collection calls. They were saying my grandmother was not paying her $1000 a month pledge. We learned she had given her life savings to these clowns, and we also owed thousands to the old folks home and hospital and funeral expenses. This 100 year old woman was not competent at the time, but we never recovered a cent of the $200,000 that this criminal trash had stolen.
Hank My heart goes out to you and your family. Of all the horror stories I've read here today I am commenting on your because my maternal grandmother was a born again Christian from the 1930's into the early 1980's but poor, and yet she forced her children, my mother and aunt, to grow up in even more poverty and even hunger because she had to go to church and give them $. When television came and those televangelists she gave them $ too. These criminal trash as you called them steal from families, not just the person being duped into their lies. You made that point so well.. and I am truly sorry for what this did to your grandmother and you and your parents.
Thank You and stay safe my friend.
I sincerely hope that your family is better now, honestly won't call these people clowns because it's an insult to actual clowns
What?
That’s horrible...
It’s disgusting people use good for evil - they will get what they deserve
You poor suckers. Jezuz
The UK has a series of laws around churches, it's called the "Public good" test. you have to prove that you do ACTUAL not for profit work. For example, there's no disputing the Salvation Army does charitable work, hence the tax exempt status. The Church of Scientology is taxed, because they operate like an MLM, and don't do anything "not for profit." If the IRS finally got their shit together and crack down on these crooks there'd be a whole rank of people in Club Fed. Could even be an Evangelists' Wing of a prison.
@@ravenandstar It's one of the reasons why they say Australians and Britons are "over taxed," when in reality our living costs are a lot lower. A tiny percentage of those taxes fund universal health care. Never do you hear of people in either country going bankrupt or losing their house because of a "medical debt." We have a fairer system of deductions, and neither is perfect, but much better off than the average American overall. Those GOP morons have people convinced that anything "socialist" is "on the slippery slope to communism." The quickest way to shut them up: "imagine for a moment that your mum has cancer, but you have to let her die because you can't afford the treatment. Now imagine that everyone contributes to a fund where everyone gets treated with no out of pocket bills. Your mum gets treated, and you don't have to pay ANY bills for it." That's the reality of universal health care, but these morons keep saying "I don't want to pay for someone else's hospital bill."
Because if you tried televangelism in Britain you would be arrested for defrauding the faith.
The US could learn a lot from the UK. The tax exemptions but also limiting the amount a political party can spend in an election.
@@magnetiktrax they work around that though. Our (UK) political system is just as corrupt as the US system, it's just that on the whole, British people are physically incapable of continuing the charade ad nauseum (unless they are Johnson and his mealy mouthed lap dogs). Whereas, American politician can be caught bang to rights and still argue that it wasn't them.
@@SanFran51there aren't that many super religious people in the UK who aren't immigrants
“There’s a sucker born every minute.”
-PT Barnum
_" and hundrets which want to murder his banking account via us mail bombs "_
- Thief Fun Gale Easts
The Bible, I kid you not, details a time when Jesus literally flipped a table in anger over stuff similar to this.
He called them the synagogue (assembly) of satan.
It's the only time recorded where Jesus lost his temper.
Strange that God didn't notice them until Jesus stumbled across these turds.
Darth Bart bang on the nail👍 makes you wonder if the religious zealots have read the Bible at all, if so they must be exceptionally selective about what passages they read.
.Upon seeing said Whip, Lupus Larry exclaimed, "Hey, Mr. Roper, Mr. Furley; Look what Jesus made. A Whip. It is a miracle!" To which jesus replied; "That, is not funny. Just wait til' my Dad, i mean myself, hears about this!" Then, he flipped the table and everyone lived happily ever under. End
2020 happened because John Oliver didn't send the dollar back.
Thanks for the laugh. It was out loud.
Dammit John Oliver, you had one job!
😂😂😂😂😂 OMG... you gotta tweet him that hahaha
This is a SUPER underrated comment!!
do you mean his tenth Emmy in a row?
I'm a Christian. Not only is this hilarious it is on point. Bravo.
When he introduced Wanda Jo Oliver and I saw it was Rachel Dratch, all I could think of is how much she made me laugh with Debbie Downer, especially when they were at Disney World. That sketch is priceless.
Doesn’t Wanda Jo Oliver seem like a far happier character?😂
How did I literally never realize that
Jesus... "Leave your material belongings and follow me"
Televangelists... "We accept all major credit cards"
HeRacesTheSun best comment by far.
HeRacesTheSun Jesus lived "all things in common" during his exclusive earthly ministry to the nation of Israel. He told all, to sell all, and redistribute to the poor. The early jewish kingdom church in Acts 2, 3,4,5, were living "all things in common"
Along with cash
HeRacesTheSun
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I actually have lupus and, believe me, I would throat punch any televangelist who says this. Most people with chronic debilitating illnesses live in poverty because they can no longer work or afford the medical help they need and become desperate to be well. Preying on the desperate is unconscionable.
Mal Lock It Is Indeed, Such Disgusting People
Mal Lock well..It's these christians who prevented healthcare by supporting Republicans
Mal Lock all of them in the video supported Trump
Don't take this the wrong way.
But the first thing I thought was; 'Oh god, the amount of House-jokes that Mal Lock must endure....'
I seriously wish you strength to deal with those. Assuming that they make them.
Anyone who can't, I would gladly do it for them.
In Kenya right now, we are facing a church-related massacre where a pastor told his followers to fast to death so that they could meet their god. So far, 133 bodies have been exhumed from the land where the pastor used to bury them, and the process is not over. Hope people in our country saw this video 8 years ago.
Watched this for the first time in August 2023 and its ever so relevant😂😂
Same! And true. Even moreso really, this current timeline be cray cray!
I hereby renounce my atheism! John Oliver has shown me the light brothers and sisters! Praise loopholes! Praise tax exemptions! Praise tax lawyers! Join "Our Lady Of Perpetual Exemption"!
Webshooters1 Amen! Amen! Amen!
I will join you my brother! Praise the seeds and praise John and Wanda for allowing us to give them money (or checks)!
Hallelujah
Alejandro Gllrd but not actual seeds.
Webshooters1 Can I be the cult leader? Let's get all the suckers in the world!
This takes "we could make a religion out of this" to a whole new level.
SpectroMan was a really nice year to get my food here in the morning haha mornings too good to eat it was and it’s okay great atmosphere
capitalism
Japan: How about I do...anyway
I was the 666th like.
And lo', did say unto them the Fonz, "'eeeeeeey!"
This guy is awesome. He helped me to understand all that well functioning scam machinery set by televangelism... Some robbers have way more honor than those...
So junkies have way more honour than them
From Australia. My father had a saying about these sort of people. At least Ned Kelly(Australian bushranger/robber) was honest he had a gun
You are a dummy if you think this guy is clever.
Yet, he is sort of a televangelist leading you to communism. Worship him.
I went to a church where the 'offerings' etc were supposed to be put into certain envelopes, with your name, amount, date etc. One of the 'pastors' got angry and told us all off because people had been putting empty envelopes in the bucket/whatever, with no names etc on, so he didn't know who these very naughty people were! 🤣😄😉 This happened just before I left the organization, and I must say, it was quite entertaining, to see him upset and so frustrated! 😂😄😉⚠️⚠️⚠️🌟😉😄🤣
Ah yes, as Jesus famously said: "get to heaven by buying a private jet, see you there bestie ❤️"
Yes, it's in the gospel of Judas
Well it got to be faster than angel wings.
I mean, when they crash, they will certaintly be in either heaven or hell.
He just used that jet to save a lot of people from Afghanistan. What have you done besides judge others? God works in mysterious ways and this may be a moment in which the Lord provided a jet not only for him, but for others so that their lives could be spared.
He also gave $15 million in aid for them as well.
God, that tax lawyer must have had fun with this lmao
My guess is he added a discount for no more than the damned entertainment value.... and of course the plug!
so i read it as taxi lawyer 5 friggin times. i need to go to church and sow a seed
Nice profile pic 👍
The tax attorney was like " Wait, you want to do what?!?!?!?? (Listens...) This ought to be fun, let me get the books out!"
Bet he did🤣🤣🤣
here again because Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption is today's featured WIkipedia article
When I was seven years old, I always wondered how our Pastor could afford to have a new car every year?
I wish he'd do a programme on $cientology.
Or Judism, Islam, Buddhism, GabeNism and Church of Flying spaghetti monster.
+Icicle Jr Only saying cos the $cientologists are a much tougher bunch than all the others in terms of a potentially litigious response. Every body else is a comparatively soft target... although maybe not islam, so much!
I am now always going to spell it with the $! Genius!
+Kristen Ungstad I cannot claim a first on that one but it is most apt!
I'm sure they would but scientologists are easily pissed off and would probably sue the shit out of them
"My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves."
- Jesus
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. - Jesus (when he's not advocating slavery)
“May your silver perish with you, because you thought you could acquire the free gift of God with money." -Peter admonishing Simon, Acts 8:20
“No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and worldly possessions." Matthew 6:24
+Scott Cox How many slaves did jesus own exacly? How many people did jesus kill? Wasnt this a time when slavery was seen as normal as us owning a pet? Please awnser these as unbiased as possible and we can start an actual conversation
Why are you trying to engage such an obvious troll? The quotation is taken out of context; it would be like attributing Hamlet's words to William Shakespeare (technically correct but, for the argument he's making, completely disingenuous).
Also, not once did Jesus advocate slavery.
+john P he owned none because while he himself wasn't a slave he acted as a servant and a master
This is an actual man of God. Bless you John Oliver! All hail the Lady of Perpetual Exemption!!
It's worth noting that if you google Televangelist, this is the first result.
First we got Jeff the dieased lung in a cowboy hat, and now this (which incidentally, I typed to the voice of the guy who says "And now this" in every episode).
+erttheking Praise Be
+erttheking Praise be!!
+Medovukha That explains why "Vince McMahon Chris Benoit speech" came up when I wrote "Vince". Funny enough, it was the exact thing I was looking for
+Medovukha Why is that a bad thing? I understand a concern for privacy, as I value it myself, but there are ways to disable it. I happen to like being able to type three letters and google is able to guess what I want 75% of the time. If you don't want google knowing what you're searching in a particular instance, go into private browsing and turn on a proxy. It takes three or four clicks
"He loves you and he needs MONEY! he's all powerful, all knowing, all loving, Just can't handle money" - Gorge Carlin
The piece is called "Religion is Bullshit" by George Carlin.
Ah, the words of the wisest. I miss that man.
Hahaha
George was really something else
Joe bless you!
Rachel Dratch as Wanda Jo was absolutely brilliant. 😂
I think "praise loopholes and their beloved loopiness" will be my senior quote
John Stewart may be gone, but Mr Oliver is a master at unmasking hypocrisy. Well done
If John Stewart was the master, then George Carlin was the pioneer.
+moviemetalhead agreed I still watch carlin every week.
Jeff Tanski Good for you. I have better uses for my time.
Jeff Tanski Jon*
0515stan you sure showed him! Good for you.
“Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's
clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.”
Matthew 7:15
I can tell the real prophets from the false ones. They are ALL false prophets.
🙄🙄
@@merlynschutterle7242 Amen to THAT.
Why do so many people fall for these cons? Mostly old people who used to follow them back in the day.
@@Exiga445 same crowd now. Mostly older white rural population
It is always John saying (@16:25), *"And lo, another box was ticked!"* that always makes me pass out laughing!!! 😂😅😆🤣😅😂😆
😂 Absolutely love this episode 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Excellent roast & point 👍🏻
My mom believes in this bullshit. I talked to her the other day about the guy wanting money to buy a private jet and she said it was a 'blessing' and that he 'worked hard for it' (i.e. sowing seed through either trials or literal money) and when I mentioned that money could be put to better use helping the poor she basically said I and others who think like me are jealous haters. Honestly....da fuck.
My grandmother was the same way. Even when I was a kid I wondered how people like her still believed this bullshit in this day and age. I really wish there was such a thing as hell for these televangelists.
kyle fewer We aren't American.
kyle fewer extremely harsh on Americans u are lol.... But you know this kinda thing happens everywhere... More in less developed countries where the masses are uneducated are gullible to religious appeal
Sonata Tracey 😂😂😂😂
tell your mom I'm running a church and she is welcome....al jokes aside she gonna loose allot of money with that mind set, she gonna pay for the next jet good luck to your college funds
How can you, in good conscience, ask for people's last dime?
pixpusha If they can tell cancer patients to give them money instead of seeking treatment, I guess morals are out of the window.
It doesn't stop there! They tell them to borrow more when they run out of dimes! :-(
Davey Hi Fucking Christ, that's sick!
It's like the internet... it's anonymous. Makes it a lot easier to be an asshole.
If people are this stupid, then maybe they deserve to lose all their money.
Now that is a good suit. The grey with the nice blue tones, if John Oliver had blue eyes, the tie would really bring them out. AND it works with the beige vest that he puts on at the end? Amazing. It makes sure that John doesn’t disappear into the background, but also isn’t too bold that he becomes the center of attention. 11/10
I have seen the light! Bless you Brother John!
Jesus... "Leave your material belongings and follow me"
Televangelists... "Leave your material belongings with me"
🤣
The accuracy on this comment lol
Maddening thing is, there was no Jesus or Lucifer. This is all so stupid. Every church rakes in money, not just televangelists. The Catholic Church is rolling in money. The Bible is an old myth that so many people have jumped on and used for their own means. Funny too, because even what Jesus was supposed to have said, "Leave your belongings and follow me," was TERRIBLE advice and would have been the worst thing the men he wanted to follow him, could have done. Their wives and kids would go starve and who cares? Back then women and children were belongings, chattel, like slaves, y'know, property. They didn't matter. So, it didn't matter if they died. Fuck the bible, fuck religion, fuck these B.S. gods. Grow up people and use your brains.
@@paulagwhyte1720
Oi bloody can you not try to make this genuinely simple comment into a teaching.
@@josiasbernard7618
I agree, I get it but damn Paula. Lighten up a bit.
The most ironic thing about the things these preachers preach is that there is *literally* a parable in the Bible about a guy who *literally* buried his money in the actual ground and what did he get out of it? Nothing! He got kicked out of the house. :|
even the bible knows these guys are a joke. the cruel cruel irony.
thats the great thing about the bible really. if you actually read it thoroughly its pretty much has exact sentences that counter literally everything bad the religious nut jobs that gives religions a bad name have to say. "but the bible says this is wrong!" "well, here's a passage that counters everything about that sir!"
Its like pretty much any nut job (religious, political or otherwise) really. nothing infuriates them more than directly quoting what they claim to obsess over.
CloudHiro too true. I mean, it's why they crucified Jesus.
the latest researches shows that Jesus wasn't actually crucified
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/expert-claims-jesus-christ-wasnt-7591220
Duck Face okay, you said researches. The link you posted was a newspaper article about one "research" that wasn't even peer-reviewed. Also, considering that crucifixion kills by suffocating you by weighing your body down upon your lungs as you hang by your outstretched arms, it doesn't really matter whether your hands are tied to the cross or nailed to it. The Romans practiced crucifixion by nailing and/or tying. Inasmuch as tying didn't cause puncture wounds that might marginally contribute to blood loss and shock and got infected (thus hastening death), getting tied to the cross is actually worse.
Just to update everyone. “Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption” was closed because multiple people sent sperm.
Wish I was lying
Wish I could say I was surprised. Honestly shocked it wasn't worse stuff.
Well they do have their DNA. And its illegal to mail human body parts. Whatever became of that? Probably nothing.
@@elisejaudon925 technically the sperm and “jizz” are considered human bodily fluids, not human bodily parts. I understand your point
seed is seed
I feel I learn a lot every single time I watch John Oliver show
"If you want to get rich, start a religion" - L. Ron Hubbard. Or in these people's case, exploit an existing one.
Mordant Victor After watching the whole video, I feel for the victims of those scams the same way I feel for teenagers jumping off roofs and riding shopping carts into walls... nothing
Mordant Victor Even the ones with mental disorders? Man that is some truly fucked up shit..
Mordant Victor L Ron Hubbard got seriously upset that he wasnt making real money from His fantasy novels, so he opted to start a religion instead.
+Mordant Victor Not everybody is a very quick-witted individual, that's true. But to be absolutely honest, even _if_ they did bring it on themselves, some people are just in such shitty conditions, delusion can cause someone to beg for any escape from those problems. I'm not saying it's smart, I'm not saying I condone it. I just still feel for some of these people who get scammed.
+Mordant Victor If you want to get rich you vote in the federal reserve act, taxes, cap and trade, regulations, fees, something your government is good at! Oh and wars to the false flags the lies but hey just remain "normally biased"k its the Nazi thing to do!
5 years later this has aged very well
Like a fine wine.
@@CherryBomb_Games 6
why?
@@embersweeney2083 ??m
It sadly has.
Wow this was 8 years ago and im just getting into John Oliver, great writing!
Codie Osteen’s healing of cancer shows that while faith can be a vital element to recovery, it’s important to take the advice & treatments of medical professionals into account: They can often serve as the vessels for God’s healing to come through(every case is different though, sometimes). I think the “I want it now, my way” flair that’s wrapped around society over the decades has made us sometimes see spirituality as an ala carte service for miracles & prosperity, but we have to remember why we say”Patience is a virtue”. God knows us better than we do & gives us what we *Need*, when we Need it.
Kenneth Copeland is actively discrediting Biden's win in the 2020 election. John, I think it's time to do a pt 2.
They need to count the votes first sweetheart.
Glenn Knauer Oh good God.
🙄😐😑
It’s over. Get over it.
@Dans H I saw his crazy ass
@@glennknauer2696 sad
@@glennknauer2696 They did and Biden won. ^_^
Wow. I touched the screen when they told me to and guess what, I don’t have lupus. Whether or not I had lupus before doesn’t matter, but I don’t have lupus.
I hope your being sarcastic !
prAIsE B
I'm sorry to tell you, but you have lupus now.
You got it from touching the screen.
Lol
Better check your Credit Card , you know how FRAUDS feel about being OUTSMARTED
That totally cracked me up when Wanda Jo Oliver don't send us any seeds.
Make another Church video episode John Oliver and team! Not only is it hilarious and funny, but it’s much needed! And I’m a Christian in the church.
When I found out my mom was actually sending money to Kenneth Copeland I immediately became the only person in the house that checked the mail. She never personally received another letter from them. We never could figure out why... 🤔😇
That was brilliant! Senile people are unfit to handle their own affairs but gentle intervention can work wonders. You can also unsubscribe in their name and in the case of computers, creatively manage their email. Victimizing the mentally incompetent calls for drastic measures.
your an angel!
😇
Good Man
@@Kcliving1 👩🏫 *You're* 😁
Must've been god's will 😂
“(mailing address no longer available)” 😔 how will I be saved 😭
Creflo having the last name "Dollar" is the very definition of irony. 💰
"Oh no young people are turning away from our religion"
*If it isn't the consequences of my own actions*
I think I love you 🤣
They misuse the bible to make false promises to exploit sick and poor christians in need!
This is serious fraud and a shame for christianity and the name of Jesus! In my sight they are like parasites on the body of christ.
All the bibleverses they misuse from the new testament to build their false "donation-seed-faith", their false "give-to-receive"-teaching (Mt. 7,2, Lk. 6,38, Mk. 4,24-25, Mt. 13,8, Mt. 13,23, Mt. 19,29, Mk. 4,8, Mk. 4,20, Mk. 10,29-30, Lk. 8,8), all these verses have nothing to do with donating money to pastors or churches in order to receive something from God!
There is 1 verse in the new testament that says something in this direction: 2 Cor. 9:6 - but as you can see in verse 9, it is about supporting poor (Christians).
And its also illegal to use the old testament promises on tithing, because tithing was old covenant (Jews) only, in the whole new testament tithing is not mentioned once as a duty to christians. And what they don't want you to know is, that in the old covenant it was not possible to tithe money, only animals that were born on the land of israel and food that grew on the land of israel - fishermen did tithe nothing! Servicemen did not tithe anything either! And they did not have to tithe money instead.
Christians did not receive any tithes for serveral hunderd years after Jesus.
But then the catholic church adapted tithing from the old testament in the 7th century in order to financially stabilize their new form of monologue-type church, when it were originally just personal meetings at peoples homes.
One of the oldest and deepest problems of christianity is, that many people want to live off the faith, to earn their money with it. This always brings negative consequences. For this reason, to be independant, Paul worked as a tentmaker.
But as christians it is also not our call to produce or attend some kind of monologue spiritual entertainment. Our call is to believe and trust in Jesus, yes, and to live in mutual love with our christian friends (1 John 3,23), being there for one another (Gal. 6,2), entering more and more a satisfying life of togetherness (Phil. 2,1-4), and in this life of love together God will give real gifts to the people to mutually serve each other even better (Eph. 4,16, 1 Cor. 12,31, 1 Cor. 14,26).
John Oliver for president, seriously like lets start this.
sophie m srsly, Bernie, Hillary and Trump are enough.
sophie m while I'd love this it is kinda unconstitutional with him being a Brit and all.
sophie m No because then he can't do this show.
I'll be old enough to vote by the next election John Oliver 2020
trexdinomonkey thomas He's British. It's unconstitutional for him to even try to run.
Our loss is the USA’s gain with John Oliver crossing the pond as he’s just fkn fearless and hysterically funny.
👍🏴
That philosophy that extreme wealth is a result of moral living is funny, reminds me of good old Calvinism, which kind of boiled down to “your fate is predetermined, f*ck the poor and unfortunate, because they’re clearly destined to be evil”
yep. it has it roots in calvinism.
I called the number, I am not disappointed
Maxisamo1 what happend??
Maxisamo1 just asking i live in india i dont think i can call the number
+Mohammed Hakeem its just a funny message from john oliver, its 1 800 so you should be able to call.
Ikr hilarious
Just called the number... Lmfao
Bible: “Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth” (Matthew 5:5)
Televangelists: But Private Jets
Jesus did say it's easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
"Money, money, money" is not just a former song title for an ABBA hit song
@@hunterv9983 I don't know how true this is, but I once heard 'the eye of the needle' was a small street in Jerusalem. It's funny how that symbolism changes over the years.
@@NothingYouHaventReadBefore Interesting! What I learned was that the Greek word for a "thick rope" (the kind that are used on ships and harbors) was mistaken for "camel". It would be a pretty obvious and logical comparison this was.
Jerry Falwell for sure. My family member was one of the pilots of that Citation business jet he had. Lots and lots of personal trips all the time.
And this is why I love John Oliver!😂❤
We need a cross over episode with the vulgar squirrel, so he can whip out a check and say
"Eat shit, Bob!"
"act happy over my blessings, folks" is possibly the most narcissistic and insufferable sentence that has ever been spoken. I'm definitely using it from now on
Best comment ever 🤣
Don’t forget to use the look on that guy’s face in the freeze frame.
Yep. And the worst part is nothing will ever happen to him. Death is death But life is where you can be hurt and humbled.
Well, non-sociopaths tend not to be so power hungry.
I’m a Christian and I believe that God is waiting for him when he dies, but it won’t be with a welcoming committee. He’s going straight to hell.
How has this show not got an Emmy yet ?
ikr !!!!!! i love john
I question that every night
Got it ;)
Yeah !!! Just got one.
WHERES TRUMPS EMMY
18:45 I touched the screen and something happened…because I'm watching on my ipad
This was hilarious and sadly too accurate!! Also, I love Wanda Jo! 🤣
I may not be religious, but didn't Jesus drive people like this out of a temple with a makeshift whip made of rose stems?
To subsequently get to wear a crown of stems with much larger thorns.
What was driven out were money changers (Roman money was considered unclean, so other nations currency was changed for a fee) and animal salesmen for sacrificial animals. Turning a temple courtyard into a bizarre.
Not to mention, Jesus was all about that stoic lifestyle and preached heavily against a life focused on wealth alone.
I've been to a church that shames people for not giving 10% of their monthly earnings. They also do that weird chanting thing and it's said to heal people. It's honestly shady
Finally, someone gets it. Material possessions, nice as they may be, are not the be all end all. They're not supposed to be.
He only did that because they were desecrating his fathers house. end.
They were Cheaters,,
Den of Thiefs,
Roman money was changed to
Temple coins,,
the money changers was robbing people just as these False Pastors
Man, America truly is a fucked up place sometimes
Most of the time. Nothing but a bunch of hypocrites so called Christians in America.
Corentin Alice Cooper said the world is a "brutal planet" listen to the lyrics of the song very closely!
Sometimes?
Corentin yeah
Corentin: first of all it's called UNITED STATES, not "America"
Best episode of Last Week Tonight.
Watching this on CZcams, so by touching my screen at 18:37 it went 2x playtime and made it so much funnier
Anyone else think that Copeland guy straight up looks like he could play the devil in a movie???
Me!! Especially when you pause video of him. His eyes are vacant and his mouth is...weird.
I’m willing to put money that he’s the devil in real life
ourladyofperpetualexemption.com shows this message:
It is I, Megareverend and C.E.O. of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church, Pastor John Oliver.
We thank you for all your kind donations, but I’m sorry to report that we have closed down the church. And let me take a moment to explain why - it’s certainly not because we have to.
We have still, miraculously, not broken any laws by promising you untold riches in return for sending us money. We’re also not closing down because you all kept sending us actual seeds, even though we explicitly told you not to. We’re closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail. And when someone sends you jizz through the mail, it’s time to stop whatever you’re doing.
So we are shutting this s**t down. Praise be!
P.S. All previous monetary donations have been forwarded to Doctors Without Borders. We did not send the sperm.
Why in a movie? He’s playing the devil in real life.
There is something definitely not right about him.
For someone who has Lupus and grew up in church, this hit on such a level. I had so many people lay hands on me after I was diagnosed in high school and it jaded the hell out of me. Also these type of preachers are EVERYWHERE and they are bastards.
Do you know the Epic channel of 'Genetically Modified
Sceptic'?
He studied the Bible SO WELL, its amazing! His videos on Christianity overall are so good. Full of facts; great comment-sections also!
@@loturzelrestaurant I have not, though I am curious now. Thanks for the recommendation, I'll have to check out!
@@kendallbohlen3238 No problem.
Have a nice day.
@@kendallbohlen3238 If you have the time, tell me later how it went; though you dont have to.
@@kendallbohlen3238 And?
What now?
This one is a true classic!
Okay, that cancer bit made me really mad.
I was diagnosed with a rare form of ovarian cancer at the end of last year. For the first few months of 2020, I went through an awful regime of chemotherapy which, even tho it’s over, is still affecting my hands and cognitive abilities.
So knowing that someone tried to turn the horror and fear that goes with facing a cancer diagnosis into monetary profit, preying on someone so vulnerable, makes me immensely mad.
good luck with your chemo.
This episode is old but it still drive me mad every time I listen to it.
It's a fairly common practice to pray on the weak and vunerable, they are like vultures, if you see a wealthy preacher you are looking at the Devil.
You know he's in it purely for the money, the worst kind are the friendly, warm, amiable and cheerful kind, conmen.
And the best it is, is placebo.
I'm a Christian. I've been receiving chemo for bowel cancer. I've been praying that the treatment is very effective. Sometimes the struggle is part of God's plan to build character. But it's still for my good. I will give money to God but it's not payment, not purposely for selfish gain and while faith can move mountains I trust God will lead me along paths, even difficult ones, for my good. Even in death I will be in his loving hands.
Theinternalrewrite I am so sorry for you and hope that you get all the help you deserve. But I can’t help but feel that your being taking advantage of.
This is why I'm an atheist
As a religious person I can understand why you would say that
I don't follow any religion as well. But still there are people that guide a relligion and respect others for who they are, don't ask for money and are humble and wise. Maybe it's 1% or less, but we should value those few people that actually bring peace to others who are in pain, with no exploit at all.
And televangelists arent religious people, they are con artists taking advantage of gullable religious people.
Grega Meglic
I agree about they not being religious at all. How can someone have the courage to say so many ridiculous and dumb things on television. Seriously they must have sold their soul or replaced their brain with a metal thingy for that, or both.
You don't actually believe these "preachers" believe in God do you? Chances are they are just as much an atheist as you taking advantage of the lost and desperate for personal gain. As you can see there is a ton of money to be made off the backs of others. Just need to play the part and gain the trust. Hence the term a wolf in sheep's clothing. Or hey they could believe in what they are saying making which would make them insane imo.
Without a doubt, one of my favorite of his programs. Haven’t laughed😂so hard in awhile
1:54 this can't be real, HIS NAME IS CREEDLO DOLLAR!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Believe it, that's his name. I suppose it's a cool sounding name for the poor urban neighborhoods who glorify bling, though. You'd think a supposedly street-smart poor urban neighborhood would catch on to how much bullshit Creflo's operation is. But then again, some 35 year olds do have the sophistication of a 5 year old.
Geez, happy to be an atheist right now. And not in the US.
SimplyMayaBeauty agreed
SimplyMayaBeauty Really ? Most Atheists on the internet are even bigger Assholes !! They cannot stand religous people and start saying shit about them just because they don't believe in God, blatantly ignoring any good deeds the institution does and blaming what some regional sects do on the entire Religous populace. So dont be too smug about being in a group !!
+NinjaAdorable And? Many people are extremely rude on the internet. You can't generalize a specific group. It's like saying all Christians are as gullible as the ones in this video. "There's a lot of them, so the entire group must be the same."
SimplyMayaBeauty I'm Christian, but this shit has as much to do with religion as Scientology - nada. But yeah, very glad not to live in the US.
+SimplyMayaBeauty Strongly agree. On the former part. Wishing I could not be in the US for the latter part.
It says on the website that all donations are being given to Doctors Without Borders, if you were wondering!
haley mercury Why not accept donations from those states? I can't find a reason.
***** I can't find a reason either :/ I'm sure it's not their choice but something to do with legal stuff in those states.
***** porbs like Quebec in Canada. Exempt from most things with special rules to deal with citizens of that Provence for pretty much everything.
haley mercury Doctors without borders, the only organization that can ethically buy a G650 (Cash) with other peoples donations.
haley mercury thank you Haley!
I believe what you do in life everyday and how you treat people is what is important to God. Going to all these fake preacher and giving all your money to these people isn't going to save you.
Brilliant! And your writers and crew must be top-notch. 😂
2020, this episode never gets old.
Hasamalabasa! Fabalamasala! I'm not making this up! Savannamanilla! Favelapelada!
The follow up segment is excellent also!!
Sometimes I watch this to cheer myself up, which I kinda need at the moment with all that’s going on.
Kinda makes me question why they still exist, almost all the ones I see on my grandparents TV shows look like frauds and leeches on blindly faithful people.
Do you own a time machine?
These criminals should be banned from scamming poor people.
@@madworld. It's called rational thinking- something that cannot coexist with fundamentalism.
If you think this is criminal, allow me to familiarize you with what catholic priests have been doing
you mean jailed? isn't fraud illegal?
@@romuloveliz1931 It isn't fraud, technically. It totally is fraud but it isn't, according to the letter of the law. It's like naturopathic medicine, among other things.
I am almost willing to go one further, we should just ban organized religion. Or at least the mega churches.
My grandma gets $1800 a month in social security. She takes $500 of that and sends it to the Copelands each month, on top of the $250 she sends to the church she personally attends, because she believes in that the more she sends the more she'll receive. She is constantly going $300 or more (Highest was $800) overdrawn with her bank and gets mad at me when I suggest she at least stops sending money to the Copelands until she's more financially stable and has a good amount of money saved up.
The foot one was gold. Lol. Thanks Last Week Tonight!
Funny how skeptical they are of medical treatment when they've clearly had quite a bit of medical treatment on their faces.
Kenneth Copeland looks like he went to the funeral of someone he fleeced for many thousands of dollars, thinking it would make a nice photo op, but while no one was looking , took the skin from the corpse and sewed it over his own face. I honestly don't mind that Gloria Copeland lives in a six million dollar home and has a private jet. I consider those things fair payment for her having to sleep with him on occasion.
Kenneth Copeland looked like he died in 1509 and was frozen
LMAO, she's a witch!
I’m surprised Joel Osteen hasn’t had more treatments on his face; his face screams out, “PLEASE PUNCH ME!!!”
This got me lol
Reading the closure statement on the website was also hilarious. "We have still, miraculously, not broken any laws by promising you untold riches in return for sending us money. We’re also not closing down because you all kept sending us actual seeds, even though we explicitly told you not to. We’re closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail. And when someone sends you jizz through the mail, it’s time to stop whatever you’re doing."
This made me laugh. But I wonder if it was biblical literalists mistaking Oliver's satire for reality.
Lol phenomenal
LOL
Why is this not the top comment?! I can't stop laughing 🤣😂😂
YESSSS 😆🤣😆🤣
I totally touched the screen and… I’m lupus free! 🎉
Ironically an ad for a collection of last week tonight recordings was on the screen as this episode ended. Classic!
Well this story hits home, my dad started following an evangelist and instead of receiving treatment for his prostate cancer he went to one of this guy's services and had him place his "healing hands" on him for a cure. With medical treatment he had a 90% chance of living but you can guess how far prayer got him, it got him buried. I'm still furious about it 7 years later.
I’m very sorry for your loss
so sorry for your loss
Hopefully karma comes round to get them :(
you mean healing hand in him?
@@higoodbye7545 sadly karma is about as real as televangelists
I would wear a shirt that reads “ we ain’t interested in ur seed”😂