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  • A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system.
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    Executive Producers
    Dan Harmon & Justin Roiland
    Starring
    Justin Roiland
    With
    Sarah Carbiener
    James Atkinson
    Tom Kauffman
    Directed By
    Erica Hayes
    Edited By
    James Atkinson
    Special Thanks to
    The People of Georgia
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    Sarah Carbiener: / notanothersarah
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  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat Před 7 měsíci +1504

    "Y'know, you look like a queer"
    Actual judge in an actual courtroom

    • @josephfloyd4217
      @josephfloyd4217 Před 7 měsíci +69

      Probably not even in the top 100 things that a judge has said during a trial.

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 Před 4 měsíci +78

      “I didn’t call you one, I said you looked like one!”

    • @theramonjr
      @theramonjr Před 3 měsíci +35

      It’s not actual court. It’s kangaroo court!

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@wd3185This is such an amazing comeback though

    • @maxmustermann-zx9yq
      @maxmustermann-zx9yq Před 3 měsíci +16

      the stenographer had to be on his A game that day

  • @addledhead
    @addledhead Před 7 lety +9897

    "This is kangaroo court!"
    "No, we're not in Australia"
    Fucking lost it

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 Před 7 lety +82

      addledhead Can you imagine the Australian version of this?

    • @Bender1
      @Bender1 Před 6 lety +51

      morty laughs kills me

    • @AnotherGlitch
      @AnotherGlitch Před 6 lety +6

      I think that he refer to the song

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen Před 6 lety +74

      Kangaroo court is a real term, so it means that the criminal knew something about the court that the judge didn't know. :P

    • @NXKills
      @NXKills Před 6 lety +19

      So did Justin Roiland while he was reading it from the transcript. The laughing is not in the transcript.

  • @trixx9652
    @trixx9652 Před rokem +9135

    I love that the judge was dragged down to the level of a jail house crack head argument.

    • @mr.voidroy6869
      @mr.voidroy6869 Před rokem +151

      Provably fed up deaing with them.

    • @hunterscooters5101
      @hunterscooters5101 Před rokem +254

      Jude didn't expect him to just keep going when adding days LMFAO

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations Před rokem +71

      Shows even the most respectful judges are human.

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 Před rokem +68

      I mean, holding the defendant in contempt of court and providing an interim sentence is pretty standard when things get this bad. It's just the dude kept going even after the point when most belligerents would shut up that really caused things to get out of hand

    • @metatechnocrat
      @metatechnocrat Před rokem +178

      He failed to heed Mark Twain's advice:
      "Never argue with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

  • @V4VideoGamer
    @V4VideoGamer Před rokem +7469

    I can't wait till Justin Roiland does this bit in real court.

    • @LAUGHINGRIOT
      @LAUGHINGRIOT Před rokem +131

      He already did the case was from 2021

    • @bloopdaddy
      @bloopdaddy Před rokem +70

      too soon man...

    • @tucolalo8251
      @tucolalo8251 Před rokem

      @@bloopdaddy Not sorry you like a women beater

    • @dabatman5187
      @dabatman5187 Před rokem +66

      Hopefully he does his Rick voice

    • @seanguy9720
      @seanguy9720 Před rokem +90

      @@bloopdaddy what it’s not 9/11, just justice for some domestic abuser

  • @mariii402
    @mariii402 Před 4 lety +16382

    imagine willingly adding 9 years to your prison sentence just to say "your mama" once

    • @elliottjonesjpeg
      @elliottjonesjpeg Před 4 lety +561

      what a legend

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 4 lety +1589

      On a serious note, his final sentence was 10 years for the crime, +100 years for this rant. Really.

    • @Nashthedemi
      @Nashthedemi Před 4 lety +99

      Unknown name so he got life?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 4 lety +487

      @@Nashthedemi
      Pretty much, although Life-Sentences rarely actually last that long.
      It's expensive keeping people alive, so jails let people out early for good behavior. "Life-Sentences" usually only last about 40 years on average.

    • @ianobrien3248
      @ianobrien3248 Před 4 lety +86

      @@Alizudo Yeah they just wanna take the fire outta the belly of 'em

  • @Lily_Valentine
    @Lily_Valentine Před 7 lety +38282

    This is based on a REAL situation that happened in a Georgia courtroom, word for word. The reason they break character and laugh is because they can't believe what they are reading.

    • @yourmajesty7012
      @yourmajesty7012 Před 7 lety +479

      where is the original video

    • @Lily_Valentine
      @Lily_Valentine Před 7 lety +1660

      Nicole A
      It's not a video, it was a court thing. You can't record it by law.

    • @coolfknstorybro
      @coolfknstorybro Před 7 lety +1353

      +Lily Valentine just a general info because you kept saying "they".
      Both Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person.

    • @rofl9514
      @rofl9514 Před 7 lety +877

      "They" can be singular too

    • @radicalxg8282
      @radicalxg8282 Před 7 lety +1362

      Actually i read the transcript from the courtroom and the laughs are there pointed out by the stenographer even the stutters, is amazing how Justin Roiland keeps up with it

  • @EliTriesToBeFunny
    @EliTriesToBeFunny Před rokem +1276

    The stenographer was probably holding back tears.

    • @boondogglet132
      @boondogglet132 Před 5 měsíci +28

      the animation makes it so much funnier with the stenographer just looking like a deer in the headlights

    • @bw5970
      @bw5970 Před 4 měsíci +11

      At the end the judge says 'I know everybody in the courtroom has (enjoyed this)'
      I bet there was a lot of laughter.
      The judge had tunnel vision and then I think that was the moment he realized
      he himself was in teouble.
      Like in Better Call Saul when his highly respected brother forgets he is in court and is airing
      decades old grievances about Saul and then notices people with jaws dropped
      at his behavior.

    • @bryymiller2475
      @bryymiller2475 Před 3 měsíci

      yup.@@boondogglet132

  • @Hakasedess
    @Hakasedess Před rokem +4287

    The judge going "Is this a murder!?" is the most underappreciated part of this
    Like they just showed up without knowing?

    • @Hakasedess
      @Hakasedess Před rokem +41

      @Cristo Alba Ah, I see

    • @megamonster1234
      @megamonster1234 Před rokem +331

      I've spoken with judges before. They have so many cases every week both criminal and civil they have to keep up with that they usually forget what they just heard from last week. It is not surprising at all that judges often forget what case comes before. And like Cristo Alba said, it's just an initial hearing.

    • @davidc.
      @davidc. Před rokem +8

      Obviously they won't know during a hearing. So dumb

    • @Jomi91
      @Jomi91 Před rokem +3

      @@davidc. yet they often do know, so..

    • @Mike--Oxmall
      @Mike--Oxmall Před 10 měsíci +150

      Here is the thing, he was in jail for making terroristic threats, whilst in jail he killed his cell mate. This hearing was for the original charge not the murder. There would have been another hearing for the murder after that. They cannot charge you straight away for a murder without an investigation which was still under way at the time. This is why the judge was unaware there was also a murder, her killed the guy 5 days into jail, a couple of days later he went to see the judge for his original charge. Anyway he represented himself and got life in prison.

  • @quito85869
    @quito85869 Před 7 lety +14975

    This is literally how everyone on the internet talks.

  • @CharloTangi
    @CharloTangi Před 7 lety +26545

    The guy who wrote the transcript of this case must have had the time of his life

    • @MatthijsvanDuin
      @MatthijsvanDuin Před 5 lety +1061

      Woman, not guy
      [EDIT (2020 July 29): just to clarify, all I meant was that although the court reporter (Fay Frankland) in this case is depicted as male in the video, she's actually an elderly woman. It doesn't particularly matter either way, it's just a factoid.]

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před 5 lety +723

      Matthijs van Duin guy is a gender neutral term

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 Před 5 lety +104

      @@MatthijsvanDuin somehow your sentence stay in harmony with shitstorm in this video. Good job in ruining females reputation.

    • @MatthijsvanDuin
      @MatthijsvanDuin Před 5 lety +322

      @@heyhoe168 uhh, what?

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm Před 5 lety +206

      @@heyhoe168 Um, what?

  • @GojiraBiscuits.
    @GojiraBiscuits. Před rokem +1203

    The fact that this was a 100% real transcript from a courtroom is astonishing to me.

    • @cb-9938
      @cb-9938 Před 6 měsíci +29

      "You looked like a queer" 😂

    • @danielspencer1861
      @danielspencer1861 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I found out a few years after watching this and was absolutely astonished that it was real..

    • @GojiraBiscuits.
      @GojiraBiscuits. Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@danielspencer1861 You must be a curious soul, like myself 😅
      Yeah, the state of American politics and the prison system is just absolutely insane. Most criminals will use the constitution to hide behind. But I just love how crazy this case got, I watched the original video and the defendant really got under the judge's skin.
      I'm hoping they locked him up for life.

    • @danielspencer1861
      @danielspencer1861 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @GojiraBiscuits. He did in fact get life

    • @GojiraBiscuits.
      @GojiraBiscuits. Před 5 měsíci

      @@danielspencer1861 brutal 🤘

  • @SextonHardcastle85
    @SextonHardcastle85 Před rokem +505

    This turned into really aggressive flirting really quickly.

    • @danielspencer1861
      @danielspencer1861 Před 5 měsíci +21

      They weren't flirting. The Judge was being sarcastic be abuse he couldn't believe what he was hearing.

    • @diegobrando2750
      @diegobrando2750 Před 5 dny

      ​@@danielspencer1861"Do you, y-you know, do you understand the English language?"

  • @flog5232
    @flog5232 Před 5 lety +37291

    This is 10x more hilarious when you're aware that this is basically just ten minutes Justin Roiland yelling at himself in two different voices

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 Před 5 lety +1551

      Isn't that like half the show?

    • @flog5232
      @flog5232 Před 5 lety +625

      @@andyjacobs7010 Basically. But I try not to get distracted by that lmao

    • @LightYagami-wt1jw
      @LightYagami-wt1jw Před 4 lety +93

      That's the whole show dumbass

    • @flog5232
      @flog5232 Před 4 lety +325

      @@LightYagami-wt1jw super late to this comment but I meant this one's especially hilarious because it's JUST Justin. That was just unnecessary

    • @cockthesheep3051
      @cockthesheep3051 Před 4 lety +38

      This is actually fan-made, the voice acting is fan-made

  • @stevec.9037
    @stevec.9037 Před 3 lety +10083

    A judge said "butt boys." In an official capacity.

    • @necasperaterent29386
      @necasperaterent29386 Před 3 lety +274

      Not only that, but notice how the judge was the first guy to bring up butt boys XD

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr Před 3 lety +45

      Due to court of law.. And all that stuff, LOOK AT MY SUIT~

    • @Peaslepuff
      @Peaslepuff Před 3 lety +27

      Welcome to Floyd County, GA

    • @sleepyboi5911
      @sleepyboi5911 Před 3 lety +35

      With BIG butts

    • @knight1506
      @knight1506 Před 3 lety +41

      Are we gonna ignore the fact Adults Swim copyrights striked the original to upload a worse version of this so they can make money?

  • @KalHimself
    @KalHimself Před rokem +535

    I actually believed that this was a genuine Rick and Morty skit. The fact that this is a real court transcript is infinitely more hilarious.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 Před rokem +14

      As one of the top comments say, if this was in an interdimensional cable episode in its full length, everyone would think this was just a bit of farcical writing from Harmon and co. and not an actual, real-life case.

    • @AbdulTheV1ogger
      @AbdulTheV1ogger Před 7 měsíci

      that white male shows a certain mentality of non-Muslim culture, that something like this is real@@youtube-kit9450

    • @captainman6914
      @captainman6914 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Idk why the judge didn't remove him from court in the first 5 seconds

  • @denisekieffer3612
    @denisekieffer3612 Před rokem +524

    The fact that this transcript is an argument between a schizophrenic who successfully provoked a old judge who’s never cracked literally sounding synonymous to an actual Rick and Morty script is pretty surreal and hilarious, honestly.

    • @staticfeathers9068
      @staticfeathers9068 Před 14 dny +2

      I have it on good authority he wasn't a schizophrenic, but that his public defender had 4 doctors put a false diagnosis on him.

  • @largebearvideos
    @largebearvideos Před 7 lety +6786

    I love how the judge is the one who first brings up "butt boys"

  • @Mars_junior
    @Mars_junior Před 7 lety +13770

    This literally seems like they wrote it.

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem Před 7 lety +643

      When the video was linked a couple of weeks ago, a lot of people thought it was a preview of Season 3. They felt meh but liked it better when they learned that it was read from a real court transcript. I guess that is what happens when one does not read a video's description.

    • @xavierspirit1811
      @xavierspirit1811 Před 7 lety +51

      That's why they dubbed it mate.

    • @holyflutterofgod
      @holyflutterofgod Před 7 lety +126

      I didn't pay attention. I totally thought this was an improv bit.
      Only after it finished did I scroll down and go "WAIT WHAT".

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 Před 7 lety +60

      I thought it was a parody when I was reading the law report until I saw the seals and shit.

    • @peanutato926
      @peanutato926 Před 7 lety +52

      Most of the lines in the actual tv show are improvised. So that's why it seems the same.

  • @Xamsims
    @Xamsims Před rokem +1250

    I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FELON MORTY
    I'M FELON RIIIICK

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 Před rokem +1

      Hey, Slava Ukraine! Russia is *L O S I N G* German Tanks come to expunge Putin's Merc's from Ukraine soon!

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 Před rokem +34

      This comment aged like fine milk

    • @kirahhdrop
      @kirahhdrop Před 13 dny +1

      XDDD

  • @ozzuwazzoo4124
    @ozzuwazzoo4124 Před rokem +2286

    “Oh, now your calling me a queer in the courtroom?”
    “I didn’t call you one I said you looked like one!!”
    The fact that this is a real exchange that happened in the courtroom and yet matches up SO WELL with Rick and Morty banter is astonishing.

    • @charlespawl364
      @charlespawl364 Před rokem +46

      That bit could of got his trial thrown out due to prejudice.. hahaha

    • @Veronicz
      @Veronicz Před 11 měsíci

      @@charlespawl364 but that’s not really prejudice… unless he was like you’re gay and you deserve to burn in hell

    • @captainman6914
      @captainman6914 Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​@@charlespawl364for murder trial they would switch judges they wouldn't throw it away

    • @joshuasuggs2379
      @joshuasuggs2379 Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@charlespawl364the judge was removed and shamed

    • @Bman32x
      @Bman32x Před 5 měsíci +12

      @@joshuasuggs2379still not as bad as the judge & public defender who took a recess to have a fist fight in judge’s chambers.

  • @flyingThunderGod
    @flyingThunderGod Před 7 lety +3281

    this is a kangaroo court sir

  • @colossalvictory7898
    @colossalvictory7898 Před 4 lety +17953

    "You have a constitutional right to be a dumb-ass." The fact that this was based on a real case and a real judge sad that is just perfection.

    • @justarandomlad3756
      @justarandomlad3756 Před 3 lety +83

      Would you be so kind as to elaborate?

    • @novagelo8162
      @novagelo8162 Před 3 lety +585

      @@justarandomlad3756 This is a real case but Rick and morty did a voice over thing.

    • @theaccursedj.e.2723
      @theaccursedj.e.2723 Před 3 lety +805

      Not based. ACTUAL courtroom transcript.

    • @colossalvictory7898
      @colossalvictory7898 Před 3 lety +115

      @@theaccursedj.e.2723 aw mate that's even better

    • @minimunk7
      @minimunk7 Před 3 lety +35

      @@theaccursedj.e.2723 do you have a link to it? A vid or the transcript?

  • @SkellyHell
    @SkellyHell Před rokem +4086

    Cant wait for the upcoming sequel

  • @sch3me521
    @sch3me521 Před rokem +2344

    this aged like a fine wine lmao

    • @mcorvin2007
      @mcorvin2007 Před rokem +136

      Hopefully Roiland will have his trial animated like this.

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 Před rokem +4

      Unlike milk.

    • @curlyhairboiakabaddude8922
      @curlyhairboiakabaddude8922 Před rokem +2

      @@judet2992how. It aged well

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 Před rokem +2

      @@curlyhairboiakabaddude8922 Nah it did age like wine, unlike how milk doesn't exactly age *well*

    • @silusmkhwananzi3121
      @silusmkhwananzi3121 Před rokem +1

      Not anymore suckers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pollyparrart1548
    @pollyparrart1548 Před 7 lety +6234

    "Every lawyer has at least one case that affects him personally," -Atticus Finch(To Kill a Mockingbird)

    • @spencermanyet5336
      @spencermanyet5336 Před 4 lety +86

      TKaM quote under an adult swim vid that actually makes sense... Didn't think I'd live to see the day

    • @tahzibsafwan1028
      @tahzibsafwan1028 Před 4 lety +9

      Ik im super late but DAMN I CRIED SO MUCH FOR TOM ROBINSON:(

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin Před 4 lety

      fuck you

    • @TheToasterPope
      @TheToasterPope Před 4 lety +1

      The court case in that book is a lot like Rick and Morty, overrated but still good

    • @Mossy-yk2cr
      @Mossy-yk2cr Před 3 lety

      Didnt he want his son to go jail near the end or something

  • @mimiabdo7159
    @mimiabdo7159 Před 4 lety +3970

    At some point they just start agressivly flirting with each other.

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer Před 3 lety +83

      I wonder how your love life is going, and what kind of partner you attract, if that's how you flirt :D

    • @mjmercer851
      @mjmercer851 Před 3 lety +263

      Jonathan Wulf
      JACK OFF RIGHT NOW

    • @crianpy
      @crianpy Před 3 lety +85

      Jonathan Wulf dude u must be fun at parties

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer Před 3 lety +12

      @@crianpy Oh my oh my, did i accidentally step on some toes of the incel brigade? Seriously, if you guys really flirt like that, good luck. You'll need it.

    • @CoolF41lur3
      @CoolF41lur3 Před 3 lety +6

      Kismesis

  • @joshuahopper7364
    @joshuahopper7364 Před rokem +285

    Kangaroo court. Judge: "No we're not in Australia." Had me dying

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 Před 7 měsíci +129

    4:33 it always intrigues me why and how the judge decided to entertain him by asking "butt boys?" In the actual hearing 😂

  • @lukashirmgard4505
    @lukashirmgard4505 Před 7 lety +8248

    "How is this a fair trial?!"
    "Our judge is a Morty!"

  • @yukionnaslayer1
    @yukionnaslayer1 Před 7 lety +623

    i know how to cross examine a witness
    HOLD IT
    HOLD IT
    HOLD IT
    HOLD IT
    HOLD IT
    OBJECTION

    • @alex-tl7yb
      @alex-tl7yb Před 7 lety +70

      Correction:
      HOLD IT
      HOLD IT
      HOLD IT
      HOLD IT
      HOLD IT
      *save*
      OBJECTION
      PENALTY
      *load*
      OBJECTION

    • @snoun7933
      @snoun7933 Před 7 lety +2

      +AlexSucks :3 HOMESTUCK?

    • @liszst
      @liszst Před 7 lety +4

      Ace Attorney*** unless you mean their icon then yes, homestuck. xD

    • @snoun7933
      @snoun7933 Před 7 lety

      +liszst aw ye

    • @DaisyPeach
      @DaisyPeach Před 7 lety +7

      TAKE THAT!

  • @gabrielhicks1037
    @gabrielhicks1037 Před rokem +94

    I love how him saying “your mama” gets him an extra 9 years

  • @JCYoung-ni4cy
    @JCYoung-ni4cy Před rokem +229

    This just became peak irony.

    • @citrosoda5370
      @citrosoda5370 Před rokem +7

      An entertainment bigshot being a creep isn't exactly surprising enough to qualify as irony

    • @JCYoung-ni4cy
      @JCYoung-ni4cy Před rokem +18

      @@citrosoda5370 - no but them doing a Rick and Morty bit based on a creep in court is.

  • @MegaFafnir
    @MegaFafnir Před 3 lety +9387

    "A year!" "Your momma." "TEN YEARS!" XD

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 Před 3 lety +258

      It seems a little broken that a judge can add that kind of time to a prison sentence over personal butthurt.

    • @MegaFafnir
      @MegaFafnir Před 3 lety +157

      @@jflanagan9696 I'd say the entire freaking thing is "broken" XD

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 Před 3 lety +20

      @@MegaFafnir Not unless you only get your news from the TV.

    • @abhisarma7249
      @abhisarma7249 Před 3 lety +203

      @@jflanagan9696 He can’t actually. You can’t get 10 years for cursing in court, that wasn’t a real sentence. The guy ended up getting life anyway cause he pled guilty to murder.

    • @ArttuH5N1
      @ArttuH5N1 Před 3 lety +27

      @Heroin Bob "Ten years for insulting the judge, sounds about fair"

  • @CS-er3ib
    @CS-er3ib Před 4 lety +6244

    "Y-you have the right to an attorney. You don't have the right to a specific attorney." That was sorta hilarious.

    • @darylchurch2115
      @darylchurch2115 Před 3 lety +151

      I mean, it's kinda true.

    • @ownagebutter
      @ownagebutter Před 3 lety +166

      @@darylchurch2115 I don’t know. Rich people get the right to a specific attorney. Imagine you were a poor person with your freedom on the line and you were handed an attorney that didn’t do their best for you. It might be the difference between spending years in prison and being free.

    • @daddymcsnacks_561
      @daddymcsnacks_561 Před 3 lety +90

      @@ownagebutter happens everyday in courtrooms around America. The term is called "Public Pretender" although I'm not sure how it works if the appointed court lawyer does in fact do something that harms you. Here this lawyer should have stopped them from talking at the very least...

    • @noahhertzman3386
      @noahhertzman3386 Před 3 lety +14

      Pretty sure Gideon v. Wainwright actually made it so you do have a right to choose your attorney. Though I may be mistaken.

    • @raid004
      @raid004 Před 3 lety +86

      @@noahhertzman3386 No, you just get the right to get an attorney provided to you. What the judge said is correct: you are not entitled to choose WHO you get provided to you.

  • @korbinslookingglass5467
    @korbinslookingglass5467 Před rokem +937

    Rick wants to help Morty become a judge so he's running him through a simulation but they're both awful

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 Před rokem +9

      I mean Georgia is close enough

    • @longhairdontcare122
      @longhairdontcare122 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@Leviathan56I've heard nothing good about there justice system.

    • @AbdulTheV1ogger
      @AbdulTheV1ogger Před 7 měsíci

      bruh r u rlly blaming the judge??? @@longhairdontcare122

  • @OlYables
    @OlYables Před rokem +124

    3:58 I love how Roiland says "I AM yelling."

  • @TheJadedJames
    @TheJadedJames Před 2 lety +13464

    If this showed up in as an "Inter dimensional cable" skit I would 100% believe Harmon and Roiland made it up themselves

    • @Chrischi4598
      @Chrischi4598 Před 2 lety +78

      I want this to have this on an episode with interdim. Cable now! :D

    • @Zarkarin
      @Zarkarin Před rokem +33

      Oh the sad part is they didn't. This is an actual court case, the dialogue is the actual transcript of events in the court.

    • @ThePieGuy7302
      @ThePieGuy7302 Před rokem +57

      @@Zarkarin thats what makes it so funny, the fact that this is a real conversation that actually happened between a qualified judge and a schizophrenic murderer

    • @gundumbwing291
      @gundumbwing291 Před rokem +3

      Fun fact, every "episode" of interdemensional cable is ad libbed. Tis its greatness.

    • @st.deykun
      @st.deykun Před rokem +5

      It is our dimension.

  • @daret9056
    @daret9056 Před 4 lety +7966

    this guy ended up pleading guilty and got life in prison

    • @hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464
      @hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464 Před 4 lety +548

      legend

    • @MacKenzieAkari
      @MacKenzieAkari Před 4 lety +303

      Please tell me he was screaming at everyone else too

    • @remiliascarletmybeloved
      @remiliascarletmybeloved Před 4 lety +408

      You have to be either hitler or an idiot to get life in prison in Georgia. We are rather lenient on both our acceptance of other people and jail time

    • @remiliascarletmybeloved
      @remiliascarletmybeloved Před 4 lety +91

      And yes, this is allegedly about word for word

    • @douglaspaulson9190
      @douglaspaulson9190 Před 4 lety +251

      @@remiliascarletmybeloved He was guilty for 10 years, but 100 years for when he was in contempt.

  • @shadowhunter9976
    @shadowhunter9976 Před rokem +105

    I wonder if Roiland will use these techniques...

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 Před rokem +2

      Charges never even made it to a judges desk

    • @redwolf915
      @redwolf915 Před 24 dny

      He's innocent. Great job liberals

  • @catsunmoon
    @catsunmoon Před rokem +120

    Life truly does imitate art

  • @butterwithwings8266
    @butterwithwings8266 Před 7 lety +14076

    It's amazing how much the transcripts resemble an actual Rick and Morty episode.

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby Před 4 lety +611

      I could honestly imagine this being something that happened in the Citadel of Ricks at some point.

    • @stimso
      @stimso Před 4 lety +32

      Indeed, haha

    • @danielweeks4886
      @danielweeks4886 Před 4 lety +12

      an NB not-quite-french fry I mean it technically has

    • @willkoestner4159
      @willkoestner4159 Před 4 lety +6

      Well they do like to improv...

    • @m3talc0re
      @m3talc0re Před 4 lety +37

      These are the real transcripts? Nothing changed or embellished?

  • @Olorin7
    @Olorin7 Před 3 lety +8060

    Judge: Stenographer, would you kindly read for the court the notes from our previous hearing?
    Stenographer: *Sigh*

    • @czpiaor
      @czpiaor Před 3 lety +147

      * unzips *

    • @MackTheTemp1
      @MackTheTemp1 Před 3 lety +64

      Dude clearly stopped typing entirely. Just sitting there with the shocked expression on his face. His limp hands dangling, his jaw on the floor, unable to see what was going on. I think he should be fired.

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie Před 3 lety +173

      @@MackTheTemp1 no, this is word for word from real transcript. United States v. Denver Allen

    • @salzkuuu
      @salzkuuu Před 3 lety +60

      @@lolerie yeah meaning, someone actually sat there and kept typing this the whole time

    • @THUGGSZ
      @THUGGSZ Před 3 lety +69

      @@MackTheTemp1 nah he writes the whole thing no matter what they say that's literally his job sadly he had to sit through this chaos and write it word for word

  • @julianhermanubis6800
    @julianhermanubis6800 Před 6 měsíci +46

    I'll bet I've watched this once a year for the past seven years, and it NEVER grows old. It's just as hilariously obscene now as the first time I watched it. It's too bad there wasn't a camera in the courtroom where this immortal exchange took place. 😃

  • @KorvasYT
    @KorvasYT Před rokem +90

    This aged well

  • @StUnNuHKiN6
    @StUnNuHKiN6 Před 7 lety +3516

    wtf, this was a real transcript LMFAO

  • @Artissan
    @Artissan Před rokem +137

    i find it so goofy how he made the judge mad

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman Před rokem +3

      Think about how this judge still is a judge and the cases he did don't get retrails.

  • @pizzacat69
    @pizzacat69 Před rokem +31

    what if justin roiland's arrest is all planned to do one giant shitpost in a real court

  • @megamanzero5when895
    @megamanzero5when895 Před 2 lety +11432

    The fact that a judge actually said "Is this a murder?" in court

    • @bzqp2
      @bzqp2 Před 2 lety +848

      Well, the case was scheduled for next Monday so... xd

    • @Talk2TheHandCreeper
      @Talk2TheHandCreeper Před 2 lety +509

      That’s the one thing you’re surprised that was said during this case?

    • @solomongilbert3186
      @solomongilbert3186 Před 2 lety +622

      Often for certain decisions like this one, where it's not an actual trial/sentencing, just procedural, the judge won't be told what the case is in regards to.

    • @madjack7777
      @madjack7777 Před 2 lety +16

      @@zachhayes9512 Wow, so willingly in displaying stupidity, well done Zach. The idea of a judge reading or getting updated on the case that he is residing over is beyond your capabilities to understand or contemplate?

    • @huey1910
      @huey1910 Před 2 lety +63

      @@madjack7777 ok, but the case was scheduled for next Monday...

  • @ThelastRaven-Ez8
    @ThelastRaven-Ez8 Před 7 lety +817

    im fucking dead over here, this shit escalated quick af. he basically got life in 8 mins

    • @senshi910
      @senshi910 Před 7 lety +49

      I mean this whole thing would have gotten the case either thrown out or retried

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Před 7 lety +23

      it was in trial yet. the threats against the judge and his family however would get allen potentially a lot of years in jail.

    • @mayor8268
      @mayor8268 Před 7 lety +6

      I'm serious the trial was real those threats were actually said, there isn't a recording of it but it was written by the clerk there.

    • @2pacfan56
      @2pacfan56 Před 7 lety +5

      +Mayor 826 we know it's real but it is not in a trial

    • @warecb
      @warecb Před 7 lety +3

      He was being tried for murder anyway so those threats wont add anything to his time probably. He just got to talk alot of shit for free

  • @manningrussell1
    @manningrussell1 Před 10 měsíci +87

    I like how the judge pushes back on the public defender being able to make doctors do things, not on the public defender being the kind of guy that would require “favors” from his client.

  • @scummymummy5955
    @scummymummy5955 Před rokem +3432

    Fun fact: the inmate actually got about 298 years for this.

    • @ThatPianoNoob
      @ThatPianoNoob Před rokem +242

      @@slime4550 well by the time he is out the judges grandchildren may already be dead and buried.

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 Před rokem +68

      I thought he was sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Před rokem +245

      @@jackakakreanxx5587 298 years is a sentence for life 💀💀
      They still give you a sentence for a specified amount of years, it’s just that if it’s over 100, it’s considered for life

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 Před rokem +15

      @@aquatic4760 I made that claim based on wavy's video about this case that he was sentenced to life with no chance of parole

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Před rokem +17

      ​@@aquatic4760 Is that actually how you think life sentences work?? That's not how they work, kiddo.

  • @LordZordid
    @LordZordid Před 6 lety +7116

    That poor stenographer.

    • @ladynikkie
      @ladynikkie Před 6 lety +312

      Lord Zordid must've have nerves of steel to keep his composure to type all of this shit!

    • @MurkyMambo
      @MurkyMambo Před 5 lety +183

      This was the bast day of their lives

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 Před 5 lety +51

      Give him a metal.

    • @HolyPetRel
      @HolyPetRel Před 5 lety +68

      @@Wawagirl17 What kind of metal? There's a lot of different types you know.

    • @Gokusmisstress18
      @Gokusmisstress18 Před 5 lety +22

      Couldn't have been me, I'd have been laughing my ass off 🤣🤣🤣

  • @littleflower3665
    @littleflower3665 Před rokem +80

    OMG! My daughter, an attorney, sent this to me because I like to watch trials. I’ve laughed until tears. Hilarious.

  • @tommym7321
    @tommym7321 Před 2 měsíci +12

    "Do it right now"
    "I CAN'T right now"

  • @aestevalis0
    @aestevalis0 Před 3 lety +8759

    "Eat his ass for a bag of coffee" gets me every time.

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 Před 2 lety +47

      I love everything leading up to it. He first tells the judge to suck his dick and that he's going to kill his family, then that he shouldnt be in jail and was framed and then eating ass for coffee. Like theres no arguing against such a flawless defence

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape Před 2 lety +92

      I mean if you're gonna go out might as well do it in a blaze of glory lmao.

    • @ekerilaz723
      @ekerilaz723 Před 2 lety +51

      That's like 140-200$ in prison

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ekerilaz723 what ?

    • @idlehawk9553
      @idlehawk9553 Před rokem +18

      @@moisemensah8233 nothing…nothing

  • @gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842

    Let me clear something up, laughing WAS in the transcript, for the judge/ Morty, but the laugh for Rick/ The defendant while threatening to kill his children, wasn't. Justin Roiland even said during the panel at comic con that he lost it at that point.

  • @mannysmyname
    @mannysmyname Před rokem +46

    This aged like wine

  • @belljo2262
    @belljo2262 Před rokem +61

    The last two minutes becomes pure chaos and I absolutely love the escalation of it all 😂😭

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue Před 3 lety +18553

    I just realized: the entire time this was going on, and everybody else could just sit back and watch the trainwreck, the stenographer was dutifully sitting there and not missing a single beat. Even included notes about who was laughing. What an absolute pro.

    • @captainmidnightgaming
      @captainmidnightgaming Před 3 lety +1062

      I think the laughing is genuine from the voice cast

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 3 lety +568

      The laughing was probably there due to the fact that it was said by the people (for example when morty laughs about the English language thing Rick mentions that he’s laughing)

    • @hellodumplings8564
      @hellodumplings8564 Před 3 lety +95

      The laughing was the voice actor laughing at what he was reading. You whole comment is stupid.

    • @tweaker1bms
      @tweaker1bms Před 3 lety +455

      Everyone watching: "Oh my God..."
      The Stenographer: "I was born for this."

    • @Ogaitnas900
      @Ogaitnas900 Před 3 lety +67

      fucking lucky person man, thats a story you get to carry with you forever hahaha

  • @stjebvnelabjomskie4417
    @stjebvnelabjomskie4417 Před 5 lety +4066

    "You're just completely completely have no idea of the English language."

  • @gnarrcan108
    @gnarrcan108 Před rokem +55

    Lmao somehow this dude kinda won. He brought the judge down to his level.

  • @gabeskai
    @gabeskai Před rokem +24

    The timing of this reccomendation🤣

  • @lieutenantbites5739
    @lieutenantbites5739 Před 3 lety +3644

    "Do it now."
    "I can't do it now, I don't got-"
    "I don't care."
    "TAKE OFF THE CUFFS."

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 Před 3 lety +124

      "What you need more hands to do it?"

    • @casualsatanist
      @casualsatanist Před 2 lety +85

      “I will, but you want me to f*ck you in the butt, though, right?”
      “Oh my goodness, you’ve got plenty of that over in jail!”
      Is the one that always gets me.

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 Před 2 lety +29

      @@jbreitz87
      "TAKE OFF THE CUFFS!"

    • @diemos322jones9
      @diemos322jones9 Před 2 lety +24

      How many hands you need? He made that judge sound so gay🤣🤣

    • @reticent
      @reticent Před 2 lety +6

      @@diemos322jones9 I dunno man, the judge was firing some good ones right back at him. Lol

  • @TheDannytaz
    @TheDannytaz Před 4 lety +7821

    I've never seen a judge take the bait harder than this one did😂😂

    • @chair547
      @chair547 Před 4 lety +867

      The judge is leading the defendant on. He got the defendant to make a direct threat to him and threatening a judge is a big deal

    • @TheDannytaz
      @TheDannytaz Před 4 lety +470

      @@chair547 Kudos to him but It looks like he lost it a bit. He went from saying he'd give him 60 more days in prison to a year to 10 years😂
      And looks like he didn't go through with it

    • @bourdiergustave1506
      @bourdiergustave1506 Před 4 lety +214

      @@TheDannytaz Didn't the guy get 100 years for this rant?

    • @PeachBlueSkies
      @PeachBlueSkies Před 4 lety +373

      bourdier gustave he did lmao he got 10 years for his actual crime and 100 years added for this rant

    • @bigpoopoo3336
      @bigpoopoo3336 Před 4 lety +58

      @@TheDannytaz oh yeah he went through with it

  • @chelsifritch9634
    @chelsifritch9634 Před rokem +135

    I Hope someone animates something like this for Justin’s actually trial

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 Před rokem +7

      DA dropped the charges pretty quickly after the info leaked. It never even made it to a judges desk. DA said "significant new information came to light", which makes it sound like there was the potential for a counter-suit if a trial revealed if or how the info was purposefully leaked. Definitely would've been easy to prove damages to financial standings and reputation if that were the case. So basically it's an open question of what happened.

    • @MisterRawgers
      @MisterRawgers Před 9 měsíci +5

      You think there’s going to be a trial because woke cancel culture tweeters jumped the shark? Ok 😂

  • @drpurge
    @drpurge Před rokem +51

    this is ten times funnier now

  • @YouthSalad
    @YouthSalad Před 3 lety +11825

    Here's the real story:
    Denver Fenton Allen is a 33yo man, when he was in jail, he murdered his inmate. He was set for trial in June 2016, where this exchange took place. A while later, he was sentenced to life without parole. The transcript for his trial was discovered by someone working on Rick and Morty, resulting in this.

    • @JosephLachh
      @JosephLachh Před 3 lety +964

      Well if the attorney refused to give him the info, and sexually harassed him, and the judge acted like this....This wasn't a fair trial, and whether he did it or not, he needs to be retried. This is enough for me to say there's doubt. Even if he lied, the judge still gave him an unfair trial, and was biased against him because of their interaction. Also the judge knew the lawyer personally.

    • @EchoMan_
      @EchoMan_ Před 3 lety +1351

      @@JosephLachh the judge portrayed in this video apparently recused himself from the case after this hearing, so we can assume he had a fair trial.

    • @fnordranger
      @fnordranger Před 3 lety +1081

      @@JosephLachh The attorney said he gave him everything he had. Mr. Allen was yelling about an autopsy, but it's entirely possible no autopsy was performed. (E.g., if a guy gets stabbed to death locked in a cell with one other person, cause of death is pretty obvious.) I kinda doubt the attorney sexually harassed the defendant. This wasn't a trial, it was a hearing. (The defendant later pleaded guilty before a different judge - there was no trial - and was sentenced to life without parole.) The judge recused himself from this case immediately. And, judges often know lawyers well, maybe even personally. Especially in smaller towns. Heck, I've appeared before a judge who used to be an attorney at my old firm. There's nothing inherently improper there.

    • @PsychoSocialism
      @PsychoSocialism Před 3 lety +65

      @@AverageJoelEnjoyer But he said it was a misdiagnosis ;)

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 Před 3 lety +82

      @@AverageJoelEnjoyer - Schizophrenia is not grounds for doubt, just whether or not to pursue an NGI defense.

  • @BigWheel.
    @BigWheel. Před rokem +3126

    This goes from "courtroom dispute" to "average internet argument" really quick.

  • @iliketanks6484
    @iliketanks6484 Před rokem +40

    Can wait for the live action remake of this

  • @Vaidiss
    @Vaidiss Před rokem +42

    its so weird hearing the actors real voice through the laugh LOL

  • @quoe1
    @quoe1 Před 7 lety +2283

    "I hold myself in contempt" lost it

  • @monsieurlepenguin6602
    @monsieurlepenguin6602 Před 2 lety +1580

    "this is kangaroo court"
    "we're not in australia"
    fucking hell

    • @tracks6984
      @tracks6984 Před 2 lety +65

      As an Aussie I can confirm the court is decided by kangaroos, the jury, the judges, everyone

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. Před 2 lety +24

      Kangaroo with fancy court clothes

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury Před rokem +2

      Most underrated joke in the whole thing

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote Před rokem

      You're a kangaroo court

    • @Magnifico145
      @Magnifico145 Před rokem +3

      @@alchemicmercury It's not a joke really since this is the actual court transcript. You can read up it in whole. The stenographer was Fay Frankland.

  • @rodolfofelix9531
    @rodolfofelix9531 Před rokem +38

    This has new levels of irony

  • @hopefullynotbutprobably6643

    I hope Rolland’s trial goes like this

    • @haywoodjablome7822
      @haywoodjablome7822 Před 9 měsíci +11

      With those charges dropped?
      Innocent until proven guilty btw.

    • @thatguy5391
      @thatguy5391 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@haywoodjablome7822he wasn't proven innocent nor guilty lil bro

  • @rsmity9436
    @rsmity9436 Před 3 lety +4389

    I lost it when Morty started saying “JACK OF RIGHT NOW”

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 Před 3 lety +103

      How about one Rick says no I don't have the.... TAKE OFF THESE CUFFS

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 Před 3 lety +19

      All talk but no action, lol

    • @cranjusmcbasketball2052
      @cranjusmcbasketball2052 Před 3 lety +42

      You mean when the Honorable Judge Durham of Rome, Georgia said “JACK OFF RIGHT NOW”

    • @DavidCEberhartII
      @DavidCEberhartII Před 2 lety +21

      @@cranjusmcbasketball2052 the judge did issue a formal apology for being unprofessional. But still the situation leading up to that exchange was harrowing. I can show sympathy with the judge. Especially when your entire family is being threatened with murder.

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture Před 2 lety +3

      thats not the best part all of this happened this was a real case....

  • @Anime.Openings
    @Anime.Openings Před 3 lety +5906

    I love how the attorney doesn't' deny the charges

    • @ktg5713
      @ktg5713 Před 3 lety +156

      Maybe he did it

    • @wertiaaudit5746
      @wertiaaudit5746 Před 3 lety +116

      He's a bad lawyer

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 Před 3 lety +289

      It seems the attorney didn't really have a chance to get a word in edgewise. And how stupid would it sound if the attorney said, "no, your honor, I did not say he had to suck my dick." Hard to say what a lawyer is supposed to do in this situation, when the client is acting like a total lunatic.

    • @willianditaquera
      @willianditaquera Před 3 lety +183

      After you see how crazy his client was , i would not say anything too and praying i wouldnt need to me his lawyer anymore.

    • @AzaMinis
      @AzaMinis Před 2 lety +166

      All the lawyer needed to do was let his client open his mouth and the world would know the claims were false

  • @toperotoperoprrrtthanos2571

    I cant wait for his court hearing to listen to Justin Roiland to say "IM A CONVICTED FELON MORTY, IM FELON RICKKKKK"

  • @JstBoxy
    @JstBoxy Před 3 lety +2460

    “So you’re calling me a queer?”
    “No I’m saying you look like one”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @nobodyburgen4594
    @nobodyburgen4594 Před 3 lety +4050

    I would KILL to meet the stenographer for this case.

    • @justarandomlad3756
      @justarandomlad3756 Před 3 lety +174

      You know mate, you can literally kill for her to be present at your trial 🤔

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 Před 3 lety +257

      The defendant killed to meet the stenographer for this case.

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile Před 3 lety +154

      You have the right for an attorney, not a specific stenographer. 😉

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Před 2 lety +14

      @@kikiretzorg1467 Allegedly

    • @maybecrossing
      @maybecrossing Před 2 lety +11

      So would Denver Fenton Allen apparently

  • @dimosguy1987
    @dimosguy1987 Před rokem +10

    Predicting the unpredictable parallel of events.

  • @RobinMelons
    @RobinMelons Před 7 lety +4127

    This is glorious, even without animation.

  • @umno9830
    @umno9830 Před 2 lety +7108

    The fact that this goofball is the same guy that savagely murdered another human being is simultaneously hilarious and disturbing to me

    • @CaffeineAndMylanta
      @CaffeineAndMylanta Před 2 lety +430

      *allegedly* murdered another inmate

    • @rubber89
      @rubber89 Před 2 lety +29

      So is your pfp truthfully

    • @gurgleblaster2282
      @gurgleblaster2282 Před 2 lety +4

      pyschizophrenia nuff said

    • @actionbash2
      @actionbash2 Před 2 lety +172

      Turns out taking the life of another human being is a morally gray thing that is regularly practiced all of over the world. Remember kids acts of harm on another person is wrong unless approved by the federal/state government.

    • @umno9830
      @umno9830 Před 2 lety +237

      @@CaffeineAndMylanta he pled guilty and got sentenced to life tho

  • @JonnySpec
    @JonnySpec Před rokem +20

    This is even funnier now lol

  • @MrJobocan
    @MrJobocan Před rokem +17

    I can't believe this will be real soon.

  • @maggie7055
    @maggie7055 Před 3 lety +2283

    “I have not cussed. I AM yelling” still gets me

  • @jimmysyar889
    @jimmysyar889 Před 3 lety +1523

    "How can I have any grandkids if I don't have kids" lfmaooooo that got me

    • @Kazekou
      @Kazekou Před 3 lety +39

      He had kids. His kids had kids. But then his kids died in a car accident.
      Boom, He now has grandkids and no kids

    • @kanethompson708
      @kanethompson708 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @matthewrobinson2088
      @matthewrobinson2088 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kazekou but he still had kids tho

    • @Kazekou
      @Kazekou Před 3 lety +5

      @@matthewrobinson2088 but he doesn't "have" kids in the context of an threatening to kill them.
      So yes, it's feasible to kill a man's grandkids of he doesn't "have" kids

    • @nekotamo5154
      @nekotamo5154 Před 3 lety +1

      His kids were killed with a hammer by the last crazy defendant, leaving him only grandchildren.

  • @dabatman5187
    @dabatman5187 Před rokem +16

    This hits different now

  • @numble9773
    @numble9773 Před rokem +11

    Thank you CZcams algorithm for giving me this during the Justin roilands trial

  • @shadebinder9969
    @shadebinder9969 Před 2 lety +2239

    The Stenographer who managed to type all this word for word without pausing for laughter wasn't paid enough

    • @TheRockyCrowe
      @TheRockyCrowe Před 2 lety +120

      They have nerves of steel, I would’ve lost it 5 minutes in, just smash the keyboard and attempt typing the rest through tears of laughter. 😂

    • @bennyrawood
      @bennyrawood Před rokem +5

      They make up stuff. I've been to trial.

    • @AllCentaur
      @AllCentaur Před rokem +37

      Stenographer’s get paid fairly well from what I’ve read. 90-100k because there’s so few.

    • @zero1zerolast393
      @zero1zerolast393 Před rokem +5

      @@bennyrawood who's trial, because if it's your's, your family's or your friend's that not gonna convince many people here.
      Ps, I myself an not saying you are lying, but that it's hard to justify a point to a neutral third party to favor your point, when you are affected by the very same point.

    • @Douglas.kong33
      @Douglas.kong33 Před rokem +4

      ​@@bennyrawood this would be pretty off the wall for a fabricated representation

  • @chimwajoe
    @chimwajoe Před 3 lety +7666

    This stenographer deserves an award. I bet he's close to the world record for words per minute. Not only that, he didn't skip a beat. He got (I bet at least close to) every word in a degenerate insult battle. Thank you to Justin Roiland for the phenomenal reading, but this stenographer is an absolute G.

    • @jadet-rex6475
      @jadet-rex6475 Před 2 lety +259

      Stenographers don't usually type on a traditional keyboard. It's interesting, actually

    • @sirpumpkinalot6713
      @sirpumpkinalot6713 Před 2 lety +26

      @@jadet-rex6475 is it one of those Dvorak keyboards or whatever?

    • @jansvanda
      @jansvanda Před 2 lety +156

      @@sirpumpkinalot6713 Nope, Dvorak's is standard QUERTY-like looking one with differently labeled keys. What stenographers use you wouldn't know how to use; they have three separate "S" keys, for one. They are using sort of a code - shortcuts for common words and phrases and such.

    • @preanut
      @preanut Před rokem +30

      friends mom is a court reporter. she records it and then types it up at home

    • @Eudaletism
      @Eudaletism Před rokem +56

      Stenographers type in phonemes rather than letters, pressing multiple keys at once like they are playing a piano. Common words and legal terms are hardcoded as special combinations. They can also program, on-the-fly, words or phrases being used repeatedly, like a DJ mixing music, allowing them to type extremely quickly.

  • @GohnwithaG
    @GohnwithaG Před 9 měsíci +39

    A Judge thinking the term “Kangaroo court” has anything to do with actual kangaroos is disturbing.

  • @celcona
    @celcona Před rokem +27

    This aged well.

  • @yake222
    @yake222 Před 7 lety +1584

    How the hell is a four page indictment the only paper work they have for a murder trial that's happening in a week?!

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 7 lety +371

      I think that's why the defendant was upset and losing his temper.

    • @jjnndlknsddlklkk
      @jjnndlknsddlklkk Před 7 lety +137

      This was a motion for the defendant to fire his attorney, not the murder trial.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 7 lety +332

      Frankie Williams
      actually the defendent clearly states i have not been given anything but a four page indictment/document for my murder trial, which was set for the next Monday, hence why he wanted a new attorney.
      Courts do this a lot with poor and underclass defendants. It's a way of screwing them over which their underpaid, next to no resource appointed attorneys will not really do anything about, in order to score a slam dunk conviction or force a plea deal.

    • @jjnndlknsddlklkk
      @jjnndlknsddlklkk Před 7 lety +63

      Mckenzie .Latham I know what the defendant states. It still was not the trial for murder. THAT would have been the appropriate time to bring such a thing up to try and get a mistrial. That was simply a hearing for a new attorney which you have no right for in Georgia unless he's deemed incompetent.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 7 lety +126

      Frankie Williams
      which was what the defendant was claiming.
      He was claiming that they were going to trail on the following Monday, and aside from a four page indictment etc. he had not been given any other evidence etc. etc. and that therefore his lawyer was not only incompetent and not doing anything for him, but tried to solicited sex from him for a favorable performance in court.

  • @katherineclair1625
    @katherineclair1625 Před 3 lety +4819

    As a Georgia resident I don’t know if I should laugh or apologize

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 Před rokem +8

    Funny how suddenly relevant this vid got

  • @MsDIMENO
    @MsDIMENO Před rokem +276

    Can't believe Rick beat his wife

  • @NVDAbets
    @NVDAbets Před 2 lety +2956

    For those who wonder, the name of the stenographer is Fay Frankland. And you can look up the entire case transcript online and it's absolutely hilarious

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell Před rokem +46

      Yes we all know, we just listened to it...

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury Před rokem +10

      Dude thanks

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird Před rokem +269

      @@JaredConnell You think THIS was the entire case? This is an unplanned pre-trial request for a new attorney, not even close to the whole case

    • @reignman2103
      @reignman2103 Před rokem +12

      ​@@JaredConnelllooks like there's a lot you don't know.

    • @EvilxSausage
      @EvilxSausage Před 11 měsíci +8

      Wait so looking it up you find even more hilarity? We're there, dude.

  • @ethanboyd7843
    @ethanboyd7843 Před 3 lety +2431

    The judge was actually removed too, OMG
    They said for breaking decorum, but it's cause he's shit at comebacks lol

    • @weedAndTransRights
      @weedAndTransRights Před 3 lety +222

      i mean, it’s probably for the homophobic slur, but y’know.

    • @TPF00T
      @TPF00T Před 3 lety +350

      @@weedAndTransRights Being homophobic isn't illegal, but you do get punished for breaking decorum in court as a judge.

    • @kanethompson708
      @kanethompson708 Před 3 lety +5

      Lol

    • @johanobesusfatjohn5836
      @johanobesusfatjohn5836 Před 3 lety +26

      @@weedAndTransRights In Rome, GA, not likely

    • @straws3359
      @straws3359 Před 2 lety +41

      @@weedAndTransRights so it's a slur to be called a Queer? Okay way to expose yourself

  • @TheRealMonkeyrogue
    @TheRealMonkeyrogue Před rokem +6

    The animation of the stenographer is the BEST addition and I only JUST realized it.

  • @MysticalAndroid117
    @MysticalAndroid117 Před rokem +7

    “Are you taking this down😤”
    “Yes sir~😇”
    Haha 😂