Markiplier Has a Mental Breakdown

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  • @FlyingKitty900
    @FlyingKitty900  Před 3 lety +12639

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  • @collin-theonlyandone2299
    @collin-theonlyandone2299 Před 3 lety +4729

    Markiplier is going to have great bed time stories for his future children and this is certainly one of them

    • @siryamaha5360
      @siryamaha5360 Před 3 lety +6

      Oh, aren't you the guy that regularly comments on Penguinz0's videos? Lmao didn't expect to see you here

    • @haviercheeseman6130
      @haviercheeseman6130 Před 3 lety +5

      @Pawine Why're you posting that here? it has no purpose to be here.

    • @floridity
      @floridity Před 3 lety +1

      ayy Collin we have the same name

    • @haviercheeseman6130
      @haviercheeseman6130 Před 3 lety +3

      @@certifiedepicgamer9237 Someone Was Constantly Posting Links in the Comment Section.

    • @alchemistclan891
      @alchemistclan891 Před 3 lety +7

      I don’t know if his kids are either gonna be freaked out or not lol

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina Před 3 lety +1394

    “Hello everybody my name is *Mark-ass Brownley.”*

  • @sk2timesss26
    @sk2timesss26 Před 3 lety +3423

    1:05 always gets me

  • @that_green_neko
    @that_green_neko Před 3 lety +1622

    1:04 I think the real Mark would die of laughter if he saw this part.

    • @hypr.d
      @hypr.d Před 2 lety +37

      This is the thing tht made me laugh the most

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 Před 2 lety +23

      That part always breaks me

    • @beep6205
      @beep6205 Před 2 lety +43

      1:14

    • @Some_Electric_Boi
      @Some_Electric_Boi Před 2 lety +7

      Your pfp reminds me of Azur Lane's Akashi

    • @ctdevil
      @ctdevil Před 5 měsíci

      What is that pfp?

  • @Adshots
    @Adshots Před 3 lety +950

    "how tough are you?"
    "I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning .. without any MILK!"
    "not tough enough"
    "how tough are you?"
    "i lasted 10 seconds without making a poop joke"
    "right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."

  • @Corpitell
    @Corpitell Před 3 lety +1075

    "ImAgine. A bike and a guy in the middle of the road.. Its horrifying." -Markmarkplier

    • @noony4gaming
      @noony4gaming Před 3 lety +4

      why are you here why are you only an object show channel here

    • @C0wy_
      @C0wy_ Před 3 lety +1

      @@noony4gaming i am too. I just dont have a object pfp

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 Před 3 lety

      Revita irrelevant, get it out of here

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 Před 3 lety

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    • @akshaykali7037
      @akshaykali7037 Před 3 lety +1

      420th like..
      Nice

  • @yoyoshum1419
    @yoyoshum1419 Před 3 lety +682

    1:04 when u realized you sang a song in Zoom class without closing the mic

  • @pulse_deon9670
    @pulse_deon9670 Před 2 lety +164

    0:55 We need a 1 hour of this

  • @Dot_1
    @Dot_1 Před 3 lety +1833

    imagine a bike...and a guy....in the middle of the road. That's horrifying

  • @lilgabbo2587
    @lilgabbo2587 Před 3 lety +5124

    Markiplier’s bike is the best things he’s ever received in his life
    such a grateful guy

  • @finger6668
    @finger6668 Před 3 lety +501

    1:05 first grade humor be like

    • @XXXDomtacion
      @XXXDomtacion Před 2 lety +12

      ℙ 𝔼 ℕ 𝕀 𝕊

    • @dno734
      @dno734 Před 2 lety +8

      @@XXXDomtacion pinus

    • @fnafplushultimate6792
      @fnafplushultimate6792 Před 2 lety +12

      I wish I was kidding but this became the top humor during my previous school year (7th)
      my grade is filled with degenerates

    • @allstarblunder
      @allstarblunder Před 2 lety +6

      B E N I S

    • @9deekay
      @9deekay Před 2 lety +1

      you would get in trouble for saying shut up in 1st grade there is no way they will allow you to say
      p e e n i d s
      *music*

  • @doctoroktoberfest7840
    @doctoroktoberfest7840 Před 2 lety +130

    0:56 me trying to explain my parents why I shouldn’t get grounded

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Před 2 lety +1

      And you just take the punishment to make everything easier.

  • @TheJoshuiChannel
    @TheJoshuiChannel Před 3 lety +636

    This video:
    30% Markiplier
    10% Spongebob
    50% bikes
    10% Literally anything else

  • @suff8077
    @suff8077 Před 3 lety +3739

    Guys, markiplier isn't having a mental breakdown. He's just explaining about the bike.

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 Před 3 lety +63

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 Před 3 lety +62

      @@kingoftikathali7630 gonna make you die
      Say goodbye

    • @idol8305
      @idol8305 Před 3 lety +21

      And the poop jokes challenge

    • @James-jb1do
      @James-jb1do Před 3 lety +27

      @@kingoftikathali7630 Bro you just posted cringe - Rick Astley

    • @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074
      @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074 Před 3 lety +3

      There's 420 likes! I can't like the comment!

  • @vipahxxx7640
    @vipahxxx7640 Před 2 lety +645

    2:25 i almost laughed myself to death for 5 minutes seeing this.

  • @matthisonthegamer6167
    @matthisonthegamer6167 Před 3 lety +140

    1:05 idky i love this part

  • @phoenixfan6667
    @phoenixfan6667 Před 3 lety +577

    Markiplier Has A Mental Breakdown?
    What's Next?
    *Jacksepticeye Punches Crazy People*

  • @sleman1387
    @sleman1387 Před 3 lety +4713

    I mean this doesn't sound very different from the normal Markiplier

  • @vicefurco.9134
    @vicefurco.9134 Před 3 lety +60

    1:18 Reduce volume, loop for 1 hour... instant asmr.

  • @tofun3519
    @tofun3519 Před 2 lety +43

    2:15 funniest meme I've ever seen

  • @EnderJohn89
    @EnderJohn89 Před 3 lety +439

    Alternate Title: Markiplier demonstrates his ADHD

  • @i-win
    @i-win Před 3 lety +21022

    I have lasted 3 seconds without making a poop joke

  • @craigeeboyx2037
    @craigeeboyx2037 Před 2 lety +25

    1:33 favourite part of the vid

  • @xxgalaxywolfxx4044
    @xxgalaxywolfxx4044 Před 2 lety +78

    2:00
    This part got me dying😂

  • @jacksonroberts9018
    @jacksonroberts9018 Před 3 lety +335

    Mark: *Is sad*
    FlyingKitty: *We don’t do that here*

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 Před 3 lety

      @Revita sorry, not sorry, fuck u for advertising.

    • @uberheroboi1233
      @uberheroboi1233 Před 3 lety

      What

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 Před 3 lety

      @Sherbase 12 cmonBruh

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 Před 3 lety

      @Sherbase 12 wrong anime, now go away

  • @yankeeshub4049
    @yankeeshub4049 Před 3 lety +3039

    Markiplier: *Can't advertise his own bike*
    Flyingkitty: *Advertises his new plushie..*

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 Před 3 lety +12

      Me: Advertises this czcams.com/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/video.html
      *CZcams:*

    • @mangolia2137
      @mangolia2137 Před 3 lety +12

      @@firstname8044 WTF DUDE DELETE IT

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 Před 3 lety +1

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    • @SiddarthSenthilMurugan
      @SiddarthSenthilMurugan Před 3 lety +8

      First Name WHAT THE F....

    • @LunarDitz
      @LunarDitz Před 3 lety +8

      I shouldn't have click on that link...

  • @pidgeydabird
    @pidgeydabird Před 2 lety +79

    1:04 literally laughed at that moment

  • @pptelevisionpp2683
    @pptelevisionpp2683 Před rokem +35

    1:01 I bursted out laughing so hard

  • @carpetbombjesus
    @carpetbombjesus Před 3 lety +6173

    Imagine a bike, and a guy, in the middle of the road.
    *It’s horrifying.*

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 Před 3 lety +85

      @Big Smoke that talk about someone beating someone else and at the end they have private time

    • @gatortime8368
      @gatortime8368 Před 3 lety +128

      Now imagine spongebob saying that he is always ready to throw down. Then he beats him up

    • @Supernovae2763
      @Supernovae2763 Před 3 lety +72

      And then later he says he’s always ready to get down then he starts beating him off

    • @Swuarepantsspongy
      @Swuarepantsspongy Před 3 lety +21

      Bike
      The Horror
      and a guy

    • @gatortime8368
      @gatortime8368 Před 3 lety +50

      What does this have to do with the bike? Who knows??

  • @LudwigAmbatukam
    @LudwigAmbatukam Před 3 lety +1308

    imagine a bike and a guy
    *its-*
    the cars: brOom brOom

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 Před 3 lety +2

      .....

    • @Perzone316
      @Perzone316 Před 3 lety +1

      1,000 like

    • @egygdi
      @egygdi Před 3 lety

      I'm the one thousandth like! Oh wait.. nobody cares.

    • @gamineg2679
      @gamineg2679 Před 3 lety

      @Revita Stop It won't Work Bot

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 Před 3 lety

      @RedChuck czcams.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/video.html

  • @toad2687
    @toad2687 Před 2 lety +74

    1:06
    me winning the try not to make poop jokes challenge

  • @stuhff8169
    @stuhff8169 Před rokem +18

    Bruh the last bit had me wheezing. "In an active desperation I tweeted at youtube, and they responded saying NO" lmao. Hit different after watching the actual vid

  • @01abadianocharlesabadiano55
    @01abadianocharlesabadiano55 Před 3 lety +435

    Markiplier Has a Mental Breakdown
    : *Exists*
    Mark:
    Why. Why?

  • @anhilo9716
    @anhilo9716 Před 3 lety +2451

    "hey whats you favorite youtuber"
    "flying kitty"
    "how cute, ill go check it out"

  • @carl9666
    @carl9666 Před 3 lety +43

    0:10 me bragging about my new mountain bike to my friends

  • @cddoesstuff
    @cddoesstuff Před 3 lety +15

    0:16 s a t i s f i e d

  • @arustwat7766
    @arustwat7766 Před 3 lety +246

    When Flying Kitty hasn't uploaded in months
    *Teenager has a Mental Breakdown*

    • @RiadRiad
      @RiadRiad Před 3 lety +2

      45 year old has a breakdown*

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ Před 3 lety

      His last video got a strike
      Prolly why ?

    • @i_fabiano_escobar_i4640
      @i_fabiano_escobar_i4640 Před 3 lety

      3rd world war has a mental Breakdown.

    • @arustwat7766
      @arustwat7766 Před 3 lety

      Bloody hell, CZcams tried to kill Flying Kitty because he knows about WW3

  • @SaladBoi37
    @SaladBoi37 Před 3 lety +4064

    Therapist: So, what is the problem you're facing?
    Markiplier: Imagine a bike, and a guy, in the middle of the road. *it's horrifying*

    • @RaldosKnight
      @RaldosKnight Před 3 lety +52

      Bruh that's a funny one😂😂👌👌

    • @StepTZ
      @StepTZ Před 3 lety +20

      @@RaldosKnight funny it's a problem it

    • @revs1756
      @revs1756 Před 3 lety +72

      Now imagine spongebob

    • @BarnacleThe2nd
      @BarnacleThe2nd Před 3 lety +65

      And he says hes always ready to throw down, and then he beats him up.

    • @BarnacleThe2nd
      @BarnacleThe2nd Před 3 lety +53

      And then later he says hes always ready to *get* down

  • @aidankessler9498
    @aidankessler9498 Před 11 měsíci +41

    "What does this have to do with the bike?"
    "WHO KNOWWSS?!"
    Kills me everytime😂

    • @kayscott3374
      @kayscott3374 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I mean I do but you know I don't

  • @benediktgraf8659
    @benediktgraf8659 Před rokem +6

    1:28. I just realized that this is actually a legendary statement from Arnold Schwarzenegger!

  • @PeopleQuang
    @PeopleQuang Před 3 lety +642

    “Try to make poop jokes CHALLENGE”
    *accepted*

  • @iampedro513
    @iampedro513 Před 3 lety +3798

    0:59 when teacher asks you if you have your homework done

  • @LeoNardo-ur7om
    @LeoNardo-ur7om Před rokem +15

    Thats crazy, the butts. It's a life style

  • @aguywhojustexists
    @aguywhojustexists Před rokem +9

    “This all started last night, When I was taking a dump and making dinner”. -Markiplier 2020.

  • @tekusenyx
    @tekusenyx Před 3 lety +826

    "Imagine *FlyingKitty* having mental breakdown"
    _its horrifying_

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 Před 3 lety +5

      @Revita czcams.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/video.html

    • @andyguarin1974
      @andyguarin1974 Před 3 lety +8

      Bruh flying kitty already have a mental breakdown search if pewdiepie had a mental break down
      Plus pewdiepie was the creator of flyingkitty

    • @ppgang1168
      @ppgang1168 Před 3 lety +4

      @@andyguarin1974 *that’s the joke*

    • @TheRedSweaterGuy
      @TheRedSweaterGuy Před 3 lety +1

      @Revita czcams.com/video/3SzbtddERCY/video.html

    • @rubiin15
      @rubiin15 Před 3 lety +4

      @@andyguarin1974 that was a joke how did u believe that like he made it clear that he was kidding in the vid too

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina Před 3 lety +375

    imAGine...
    a bike, and a guy,
    in the middle of the road.
    *It’s Horrifying.*

    • @TriggerVR657
      @TriggerVR657 Před 3 lety +2

      *Paradox intensifies*

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh god czcams.com/video/jvghBUcdyGw/video.html

    • @alx2900
      @alx2900 Před 3 lety +3

      Wait... Who is the real sans

    • @Jaybee4920
      @Jaybee4920 Před 3 lety +2

      Sounds like something Mark *would* say.

    • @drslug7287
      @drslug7287 Před 3 lety +1

      @Revita czcams.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/video.html

  • @Choccy_Donut
    @Choccy_Donut Před rokem +4

    Infinite bike glitch: talk about them and you’ll get another one.

  • @Bobplushie666
    @Bobplushie666 Před 2 lety +5

    What has my sense of humour came too when a man saying penis makes me literally keel over in laughter

  • @Strighker
    @Strighker Před 3 lety +3221

    1:05 made me die of laughter idk why

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 Před 3 lety +868

    "imagine seeing a bike...and a man...in the middle of the road..."
    *It's horrifying*

  • @u1tranatoryt323
    @u1tranatoryt323 Před 11 měsíci +4

    1:32, I find this hilarious for some reason

  • @xv1hr
    @xv1hr Před 2 lety +10

    1:05 I burst out laughing 😂

  • @Antispaceskull
    @Antispaceskull Před 3 lety +1888

    This should’ve been called “markiplier gets a bike”.

  • @Prut0202
    @Prut0202 Před 3 lety +4125

    FlyingKitty is the one who truly has mental breakdowns everytime he prepares a video

  • @RockAfireExplosionFan
    @RockAfireExplosionFan Před rokem +5

    A bike. It’s horrifying.

  • @CyberKid-fm4li
    @CyberKid-fm4li Před 2 lety +20

    2:40 busnut33 ;)

  • @mersadesebanks9226
    @mersadesebanks9226 Před 3 lety +1277

    Nobody:
    That one kid in the group chat: 1:05

  • @fy-b05bautistareccamari60
    @fy-b05bautistareccamari60 Před 3 lety +322

    "Try not to make poop jokes challenge #2"
    *Realizes he made a poop joke just by saying "#2"*

  • @siapasaya707
    @siapasaya707 Před 9 měsíci +16

    Now we need a 10 hours version of 1:59

  • @C.U.H
    @C.U.H Před 5 měsíci +3

    This guy posted a clip of markiplier without editing it and thought we wouldn't notice 💀💀💀

  • @crangismcbasketball6062
    @crangismcbasketball6062 Před 3 lety +1288

    This isn't real, everyone knows Mark was too poor to afford a bike

    • @deathpac1to131
      @deathpac1to131 Před 3 lety +6

      OMG I'm dead xD Lol

    • @milkman4640
      @milkman4640 Před 3 lety +10

      @@deathpac1to131 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg I'm so cringe haha LOL funny tiktok gud

    • @milkman4640
      @milkman4640 Před 3 lety +4

      @@deathpac1to131 now that was an act of sarcasm

    • @mygoogaa12
      @mygoogaa12 Před 3 lety +5

      I don't take no shit from anyone

    • @noxxiaa
      @noxxiaa Před 3 lety +1

      Gaming circle ⭕️

  • @kayvarnissraki8631
    @kayvarnissraki8631 Před 3 lety +231

    1:15 when I'm laggy in a game

    • @3Dwins.
      @3Dwins. Před 2 lety +2

      Lol good one me to

  • @ko_solo9031
    @ko_solo9031 Před 2 lety +3

    0:53 Whenever the math teacher asks me a question

  • @nikki6586
    @nikki6586 Před rokem +3

    1:10 "Try not to make Poop jokes Challenge"
    CZcams: Welp, time to get demonitize this

  • @yankeeshub4049
    @yankeeshub4049 Před 3 lety +483

    Markiplier: *has a mental breakdown*
    Me after seeing this: *has a mental breakdown*

    • @shinchannakamura6
      @shinchannakamura6 Před 3 lety

      OMG It's really awesome ,wtf, everyone see this guys 😂🤣👇👇
      czcams.com/video/WE7TQAz1cpU/video.html

    • @rexthegamergembox
      @rexthegamergembox Před 3 lety +4

      𝕪𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕟'𝕥

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/zIrzxOHjars/video.html

    • @ness2965
      @ness2965 Před 3 lety

      @@shinchannakamura6 uuugh, bots

    • @kaichiku6335
      @kaichiku6335 Před 3 lety +1

      Daydream : has a mental break after seeing this
      Me : has a mental breakdown reading this

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT Před 3 lety +445

    It’s hard to tell who is losing their sanity here, Mark or FlyingKitty

  • @TLAO777
    @TLAO777 Před rokem +2

    "In an act of desperation, I tweeted @CZcams, and they reaponded saying *no"*

  • @Matt-uf1uy
    @Matt-uf1uy Před 3 lety +948

    Flying Kitty make a “Donald Trump and Joe Biden have a Mental Breakdown” using footage from the first debate

    • @theinfamouscheddarcheesepi6184
      @theinfamouscheddarcheesepi6184 Před 3 lety +63

      But they already technically had a mental breakdown

    • @riddimboi3819
      @riddimboi3819 Před 3 lety +11

      yes.
      Yes.
      YES.
      Y E S.
      Y E S.
      Y E S.

    • @basedcheebs1299
      @basedcheebs1299 Před 3 lety +3

      I will be the first one to watch it

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 Před 3 lety +7

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @somebodystolemytoast5885
      @somebodystolemytoast5885 Před 3 lety +1

      flying kitty should make a donald trump plushie

  • @cronchtm4900
    @cronchtm4900 Před 3 lety +188

    "NO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE-"
    *FlyingKitty Plushie available now*

  • @Larynx_the_Changeling
    @Larynx_the_Changeling Před 2 lety +7

    My reaction to finding out that Markiplier's brother is the author of Twokinds: 2:16

  • @yusufmuratd8972
    @yusufmuratd8972 Před 3 lety +3

    1:15 i love it

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos Před 3 lety +4004

    I'm surprised he didn't cry

    • @andrewcrow5979
      @andrewcrow5979 Před 3 lety +14

      Or spread Libral crap

    • @radical105
      @radical105 Před 3 lety +10

      you're kinda late

    • @youtuberssavelives7946
      @youtuberssavelives7946 Před 3 lety +77

      @@andrewcrow5979 Mark is allowed to talk about whatever the hell he wants, he may not be a politcal channel but he is not JUST a letsplay channel. You're acting as though simply because his opinion is liberal that means he shouldn't be allowed to talk about it, when Mark talks about politcs (which he REALLY doesn't do on his CZcams channel all that often, I mean, look at Crankgameplays on Twitter, even though I follow him on yt and support him, he's absolutely hysterical and ridiculous) Mark talks about his views in a calm manner, whether or not he's right or wrong, whether or not you agree with him. (as a longtime fan of him, I actually don't in politics, I'm a conservative, but I still respect his right to speak on his politcal opinions.) I didn't sub to Mark to hear his politics necessarily, but y'know it's a good thing CZcams videos have titles and you have the choice of whether or not to click.

    • @mazenlasheen496
      @mazenlasheen496 Před 3 lety +16

      man wrote a whole paragraph

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 Před 3 lety

      F

  • @daylord3860
    @daylord3860 Před 3 lety +908

    Imagine...
    Markiplier being patted on the head while smiling for not making poop jokes for 4 seconds
    *its horrifying*

    • @asdad9157
      @asdad9157 Před 3 lety

      YellowBoi GD g

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 Před 3 lety +14

      And imagine Markiplier playing GTA San Andreas.
      And he just starts running over people in a car while laughing, but on the outside he’s just emotionless.
      *It’s horrifying.*

    • @mr.pickle526
      @mr.pickle526 Před 3 lety +5

      thats crazy, the BUTTS

    • @haroldchung2210
      @haroldchung2210 Před 3 lety

      lol

    • @TheSpleefist
      @TheSpleefist Před 2 lety

      @@mr.pickle526 *ding dong*

  • @dudeman50073
    @dudeman50073 Před rokem +3

    "They would just take it down, and give me another bike."

  • @Elv1ra_-
    @Elv1ra_- Před 2 lety +4

    I always thought Markiplier was Keanu Reeves

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +9248

    I can't wait to get a Flying Kitty Plushy that makes CZcams Poops and spews comedy

  • @loganstafford3719
    @loganstafford3719 Před 3 lety +556

    1:52 he said number 2 so he actually failed

    • @KvertoAnimations
      @KvertoAnimations Před 3 lety +9

      The song used with it, does anyone know what song it is?

    • @probes-e-minor
      @probes-e-minor Před 3 lety +5

      @@KvertoAnimations öoooooö

    • @enex3333
      @enex3333 Před 3 lety +3

      @@KvertoAnimations GTA SA Flying School Pass Song

    • @bbucketio
      @bbucketio Před 3 lety +1

      That's what I said too!

    • @viveonz
      @viveonz Před 3 lety +2

      @говян Олег i mean i do but yknow i dont but i do but yknow i dont

  • @lordyspaghetti630
    @lordyspaghetti630 Před 2 lety +3

    1:05 so inspirational

  • @JayEzOweEnn
    @JayEzOweEnn Před rokem +12

    THATS CRAZY!!! THE BUTTS

  • @hiyahiya3491
    @hiyahiya3491 Před 3 lety +245

    0:17
    *"I can't show you the bike"*
    * _Litterally shows the bike while 👌👌👌_ *

  • @rolandman2
    @rolandman2 Před 3 lety +2667

    Therapist: pet the markiplier isnt real, he cant hurt you
    Pet the markiplier:
    2:00

  • @JBJointsBrother
    @JBJointsBrother Před 3 lety +3

    The movie when you watch alone 0:32
    The movie when your mom walks in 0:49

  • @MrSmallJudge
    @MrSmallJudge Před 10 měsíci +2

    2:17 is the main reason why I revisited this video, I randomly remembered it when trying to sleep

  • @guestonlyforpleasantpeople5291

    1:58 Good Boy Markiplier

  • @general6434
    @general6434 Před 3 lety +281

    Kanye West: Water
    Tommy:TOWEL
    Markiplier: *BIKE*

    • @normalperson3566
      @normalperson3566 Před 3 lety +3

      @Revita dude, I know you want to get popular like PewDiePie, but this is totally getting yourself hate. Self promoting is a bad thing to do. You need to stop doing this, just upload good content by yourself. Not by self-promoting.

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 Před 3 lety +3

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @normalperson3566
      @normalperson3566 Před 3 lety

      @@kingoftikathali7630 yay

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr Před 3 lety

      @@normalperson3566 exactly that’s what everyone has been trying to tell him

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 Před 3 lety

      Dr. Phil: Meme Rememe

  • @xxxsonicpikachusman49xxx9

    Alternate title- *Markiplier but all he wants is his bike*

  • @neonalien5479
    @neonalien5479 Před rokem +3

    Pov: you looked in the comment section to see if Mark commented anything

  • @bruht101
    @bruht101 Před 3 lety +299

    Next: Bootleg Jesus and The Lead Role of Hunger Games has a mental breakdown

  • @adrianamartin4492
    @adrianamartin4492 Před 3 lety +492

    2:24 this was killing me

  • @JoelSFM
    @JoelSFM Před 11 měsíci +6

    0:11 every pokemon trainer in the existence (except for gen 9)

  • @Clawgrip80085
    @Clawgrip80085 Před rokem +2

    1:05 criminally under rated lyric

  • @lockefosho46
    @lockefosho46 Před 3 lety +264

    **Meanwhile on the recommended page**
    CZcams: "How would you rate this video?"
    Me: "It's horrifying."

    • @shinchannakamura6
      @shinchannakamura6 Před 3 lety

      OMG It's really awesome ,wtf, everyone see this guys 😂🤣👇👇
      czcams.com/video/WE7TQAz1cpU/video.html

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/zIrzxOHjars/video.html

    • @188_ZT
      @188_ZT Před 3 lety

      @@EnergyA9 good joke

    • @188_ZT
      @188_ZT Před 3 lety

      @@EnergyA9 np

  • @SP-zd6ji
    @SP-zd6ji Před 3 lety +197

    If he did "Logan Paul has a mental breakdown" he would just need any of his old vlogs and use that entire video.

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 Před 3 lety +12

      No, he would just edit him to act like a normal human. Because if his normal is mental breakdown, than the mental breakdown version of that would be normal.

    • @rederic7192
      @rederic7192 Před 3 lety +4

      Well you are right, but
      you are not wrong

    • @ethanos1225
      @ethanos1225 Před 3 lety

      He already has KSI and Logan have mental breakdowns

  • @cowboy_james5867
    @cowboy_james5867 Před 2 lety +4

    1:04 is my favourite

  • @hilbertharmonia931
    @hilbertharmonia931 Před 2 lety +1

    The audio is so well edited and matched that I can't even hear the difference of tonality unless it's really a thing that Mark said (I wouldn't be surprised) but with effects XD
    I don't watch Mark in a long time so this could either be a original video from him or a edited version and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference since I don't remember even half part of the videos I watched of him.
    I mean, some parts I can hear are edited but for most parts I was actually confused if they were edited or not lol

  • @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83

    *cat with wings plushie*
    "I want the real flyingkitty plushie"
    *flyingkitty's profile pic 3d printed*
    "Perfection"

  • @Flipsie27
    @Flipsie27 Před 3 lety +305

    But, what does this have to do with the bike?

  • @bigbootybilly234
    @bigbootybilly234 Před 8 měsíci +2

    1:24 i died here

  • @Larynx_the_Changeling
    @Larynx_the_Changeling Před 2 lety +4

    "That's crazy The BUTTS" makes me die laughing LOL.