The Funniest Quotes About Getting Old for Men | Hilarious Quotes on Aging for Men | Fabulous Quotes
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I gave up drinking and women in 1984. Was the worst 20 minutes of my life - George Best
Getting old is better than not!
Getting older means gaining wisdom, experience, and the opportunity to cherish the moments life offers. Embracing the journey of getting older is a beautiful part of life.
Getting old is better than the alternative.
@@greporaI was just going to type that.
Getting old is a privilege that too many people I've known never had.
Isn’t it strange being the same age as old people
The older I get the better I was!
that is a classic...worthy of Mark Twain
A man knows when he's getting old . You wake up in the morning and your stiff in all the wrong places.
😆😁Here is three more friend. Never walk past a toilet.....without thinking twice. NEVER trust the consistancy....of a fart. NEVER ignore a "woody".....not even a "semi....!"
The singularly worst thing about getting old is having to think twice before farting!!
Yes. You never know if you are going to shit or fart. The Orange Baboon wears diapers. He shits all the time. He even had a team on ‘The Apprentice’ that was responsible for changing his diapers when he shat. This is the same asshole that makes fun of handicapped people. This stupid country will put him in the White House, again. To me, it’s just mind numbing.
Getting older requires sitting down for ten minutes of rest after just thinking about exercising.
No problem with getting old just takes time
The old saying "Getting old is not bad, when you consider the alternative" is so true.
Absolutely! Embracing the aging process can bring a lot of perspective. It's all about making the most of every moment we have. 🕰🌟
They say the mirror never lies ..
At 86 Mine just roars with LAUGHTER 😡😰
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know your old when you get excited about remembering where you put something
Ha,ha!!! 😂 Now THAT was funny!!! 🤣
Old age is when you open your mouth and you don't know what is going to fall out! 😊
You know it won't be what's in your head!!
Donald Trump ?
No, Joe Biden 😅😅😅lol
Could be wisdom could be your teeth😂
Seventy may be the new forty... but nine PM is the new midnight.
haha, i like
You know you're getting old when someone asks you if you're getting enough and you think they're talking about fiber
Haha, Here's to embracing the humor in aging gracefully!
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It’s still possible to enjoy things and make the most, but not the things you actually want to enjoy.
What are they talking about?😏
@@lonlester5340 If I remember correctly, it is called sex!
As my father always said, “I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in”. Now it’s my saying.
That's a great mantra to live by! Your father sounds like he had a good sense of humor and wisdom. It's wonderful that you're carrying on his legacy with your own spin on it!
We grow too soon old and too late smart.
We age swiftly, wisdom comes tardily.
You know you're getting old when you loose hair where you want to keep it, and grow it where you don't want it.
I think it was George Burns who said 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
Haha, that's a classic! George Burns had such a way with words. Embracing the present moment with humor and wit.
Thank You! I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm still as good once as I ever was!
When you get older the memory is the second thing to go. I forget what the first thing is. 😮
The older I get, the less of a deterrent 'life in prison' is 😐
Age does bring a new perspective on things. Hopefully, life keeps offering enough excitement to keep us on the right side of the law!
I think that line was from Stephen Wright.
On a more sombre note, that why the Mafia chose Jack Ruby to shoot Lee Harvey Oswald to silence him. Ruby had terminal cancer.
As I got older I got furniture disease. My chest dropped down to my drawers
Haha, that's a good one! Aging certainly comes with its own set of surprises. Thanks for sharing a chuckle!
I remember when I was a teenager when I used to comment about older people. Always told myself, ‘but that’s a lifetime away’ so I don’t have anything to worry about. Ironically, somehow I managed to make it through life without getting whacked, and now that I’m old, I struggle to make sense of everything. How in the world did I get here? 🤷♂️
It's funny how life has a way of sneaking up on us, isn't it?
When I was young, I was fast. As I aged, I learned to be half fast.
Charlie Munger - I'm getting a new pain every day, I'd give a lot to be 90 again.
It's not the years it's the mileage
I don't know but I been told that when you are too old to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar.
Haha, love the spirit! Age may slow us down.
Even at my age; I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m looking for ideas.
"Whadda We Want?"
"Action for Alzheimers!"
"When do we want it?"
"Want what?"
I can't keep from growing old, but I refuse to grow up.
A sentiment that echoes the timeless wisdom of staying young at heart, no matter how many years pass by.
I thought it would take longer
let’s not forget Little Feat’s “Old Folks Boogie”: you know that you’re over the hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can’t fill
Old Age which Leads to "Ageism," is a Fact of Life in America in 21st Century America
Sadly, it's a reality that many face in our society, but it's also a call for us to challenge stereotypes and advocate for a more inclusive and respectful environment for people of all ages.
As I tell my kids, it's not my age that makes me answer questions slowly, it's the 75+ years of memories and information that I have to filter through to get to the correct answer. I'll start to worry about it when they can beat me at chess!
I love your perspective! It's like having a vast library of knowledge to sift through. And hey, until they can outsmart you at chess, you've got nothing to worry about!
Getting old is fine, it’s the side effects I don’t like ! 🇬🇧
Now that I'm old and feeble,
and my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is just my water spout!
Your poetry is very good, friend. Excellent.
Oldie but goodie🙏
you haven't lost your wit
How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went.
But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin
When I think of the places my get up has been!
The tragedy is not that we are old … the tragedy is that we are young “ Oscar Wilde Irish Playwrite
It is a shame that youth is wasted on the young.
You know you're getting older when you walk down the street and see a mother and daughter, and you fancy the mother.
Oh, hell, I'm checking out the grannies!
The toilet paper roll spins faster, the closer it gets to the end.
Sad that America does not value old people.
"I ain't old I just been around a long time" Delbert McClinton.
I really like your saying
Keep smiling!
Old age is like a roll of toilet paper the closer you get to the end the faster it goes
When me an Noah were kids the purpose of life was to achieve a modicum of wisdom.
That idea seems to have gotten lost in the flood of searching for eternal youth and better bling.
If you were wise enough to be foolish in your youth, you'll have learned how to laugh at yourself by the time you start cracking ribs for worse reasons, like calcium deficiency (caused by the lessening of the cheese supply due to exiting that rat-race?).
You know you’re old when you buy that first package of depends for “just in case”
You don't lose your hair when you get older - it just grows inwards and comes out of your ears and nose. And: when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.
Haha, quirks of aging with humor makes the journey all the more enjoyable!
You lose your hair cos you're getting taller and just growing through it!🙏👏
Thank you, that was good. You have the ideal voice to read the poem from 'Carve Her Name With pride',(Virginia McKenna). Should you have the time, please search, voice over and upload to this channel. Thank you once more...
My older son told me my memory is failing. So says my younger son what’s his name.
When you eventually get down to The Memory Clinic, and the Doc is checking your memory , just remember it's the same answer to every question , which is : ' Can you repeat the question ? '. That way they won't know what the hell to think or indeed do with you .
Sounds like your sons have quite the sense of humor. Don't worry, as long as they keep reminding you of each other's names, you're covered!
Old chap wandering around lost and crying in London.Copper says you ok sir .?Old chap says NO!!!!!!!!!!! ! Copper says what's wrong SIr..Ol Chap says ...I m a billionaire,I have 5 Rolls RoycesI ,live in an expensive mansion, I own 5 million.dollar yacht and my wife is a 25 yr old luscious blonde with a voluptuous figure ...Copper says Then why are you crying? Old chap says ..... I've Forgotten where I live????????😂😭🇬🇧
Grey hair is hereditary, you get it from your children !🇬🇧
My new hobby is going to the Doctor
What I find about getting older is that not only I’m I 70, but I’m becoming more and more invisible. In a way, however, I don’t mind that. Fuck ‘em.
I'm not that far behind you, but my experience is different. People call me "sir" in a gentle voice when going through a door, or in the grocery aisle.
@@andrewvelonis5940 I hear ya. I exaggerate. People, in general, are friendly.
I turn them upside down and drop it in like a plumbob.
75% of the quotes here (mostly attributable) were excellent & funny. I could very well do without the other 25% Thanks all the same.
Glad you enjoyed it!
That’s cause you’re old and cranky now!!
Only thing golden is the urine 😂
Pacing is way too slow.
It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night, and I'm old enought to know better, but old enough to not give a f***
We're not old. We've just been alive for a long time.
Birth and death are the inevitable laws of human existence.
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NOT SO MUCH GETTING OLD BUT CULTIVATING A FOREHEAD.
Each line a story, each crease a lesson learned.
Multi Shades of Grey
Enjoying these comments at 81, but I think…………?
#1: I have the Irish arthritis: That's when you wake up in the morning and every part of your body is stiff but one. #2: The things I used to do all night, I just don't want to do anymore.
That's a sign of coming old age
@@AnnaRobi-fz2up I always thought the sign of coming old age was when you realize women you want to date are young enough to be your daughter.
@@rustyknott-W.D Age is just a number, they say. But hey, as long as there's mutual respect and understanding, love knows no age boundaries!
Yea, right, age is just a number.
Age is also a word, and it's too damn short.
🤔🤔. Am I subhuman - how do you read white lettering on a white background?
The same way you read black letters on a black background. 😅
You realize you’re old when the narration of a video like this is deliberately slow!!
Never, ever, trust a fart!
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At 76 I have not begun to live.
At 85 me Neither...Keep right on til.the end of the road keep right on to the end 🙏👍🇬🇧
You’re not old if you still get pimples.
Miss those the most - used to love squeezing them.
Youth really is wasted on the young! I realized a fairly new phenomenon re aging, observing my Baby Boomer parents - Boomers are 22 year olds trapped in 60 and 70 something bodies!
I wonder if I took my blood pressure meds today ..
Haha, so have you taken the medicine or not? I'm also curious
Your old when your hair line and waist line swop places , your hairline gets thinner and your waist line gets thicker .
That's a clever way of putting it! It's all about perspective, right?
Qu'en disent les Étasuniens en écoutant ou regardant messieurs Trump et Biden ?
Don't trust anyone over 90.
Young and stupid _ _ _ or _ _ _ Old and forgetful
Wise words from dead people. 😄
Lose the music it is annoying
Typical response from an old person.
Hearing is like a bank account without interest.
I clicked on to watch a video about funny sayings for old men, not to hear the ubiquitous British nattering. So passe. Thumbs down and channel blocked.
you know your getting old when it,s quicker to count the bit,s that don,t hurt