GoT Season 8 Being Devoid of Logic 3
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- A funny Minutes Straight Game of Thrones video!! There are a lot of funny edits and I use text edits as a form of commentary to add something new to video in the form of funny character expressions. This video centers around there not being any logic in Season 8 of Game of Thrones.
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Season 8 logic: You can't die if the camera cuts off of you
Stannis: ...
Ssshhh season 8 didn't happen
STANNIS IS ALIVE!
Tell that to Cersei's baby
Then Syrio Forell survived :D
Episode 3: “It’s the end of the Dothraki essentially”
Episode 6: *Ulwuwluwlwulwululululu*
WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
"Now go on the Forums and whine about it like the Bitch you are"
@@tanith117 triggered
@@jhaz89 Reference to Payday 2
@@rollfazzlebeef5768 Ah k that makes sense. Wondered why there were parentheses. I've seen plenty of similar comments from fans defending this season, haha.
"Leaving Podrick out of the death count as his rod can defeat anyone"
Truth.
Had a good giggle
House Payne: the rod is unbreakable.
Dwarf rod has magic pow... ummm I mean Pod's rod :D PodRod
First I thought, as the wights have no weapons, the armors of the characters were a rare good protection. But then it occurred to me that Sam wasn't wearing any armor and that Theon was stabbed by the NK with a thin and broken piece of wood. It penetrated the armor of steel through both the breastplate and the back armor.
Shoulda named him Rodrick then
Its weird how pre-season 8 got was a cultural phenomena, and was known by almost everyone. Post-season 8, no one even dares to mention the series
D&D made the Chernobyl of bad writing
Phenomenon.
Truu
Fr though. I don’t think I’ve heard about the show even once since then.
The strength of the series was always the story and when Martin welshed on his pinky promise to finish it on schedule.. well no more story to produce and of course the results were predictable. Frankly I suspect Martin might not have a clear idea on how to actually bring the entire thing to a satisfactory conclusion, wouldn't be the first writer to weave a Gordian knot and fail to untangle it in the end. It would certainly explain why his next book has been a work in progress for a decade.
The problem is that the walkers are too OP, they can't be overpowered, so the only way to beat them would be with a trick. But you can't just pull any old deus ex machina out of your rear and declare victory, because otherwise what's the point. You got to have the final Chekhov's gun ready from the very beginning, having been waiting it's time in plain sight unnoticed by everybody. But if Martin forgot to set it up, it's kind of late to go back and insert it into the first book now.
I will never forgive Dumb and Dumber for this
you realize that these hack/frauds ended GOT early and sloppily so they could go over to Disney star wars, right?
Disney is building a garbage engine and at its helm is these guys and Rian round-head.
@What ? what is hard to believe?... they already said they are doing star wars sooo they def rushed it to go do star wars... end of story.
@What ?I've seen plenty of youtubers make better endings than what dumb and dumber came up with
you leave Lloyd Christmas the fuck out of this
@@666lupine666 then they should refuse the offer and regive the work to another writer.
At the end,
Grey Worm: Don't say a word.
Tyrion: *Appoints new King*
that was in the previous video.
@@LetsTalkOnePiece Oh, Will watch it. BTW, One of my friend shared this. Not mine.
that whole scene baffled me, like why do they care who the new king is or what the law of the land is, they're a foreign invading army? why did they take Jon prisoner to begin with instead of killing him? if they were going to leave anyway, why not just kill him immediately, salvage what ships you can and leave, why wait around to get surrounded by the rest of the armies of Westeros that probably took weeks to arrive?
I disagree we must keep hating on Season 8 until they remake it
And KEEP re-making it until they get it RIGHT!
No. House of Dragons is our only hope
@@yunikhamoudan6043 the books are our hope
@@adrianfriedrich5622 Alice Shipwise Season 8 Script, is the real canon ending
They can't remake it. The ending is so complicated it cannot be explained properly unless HBO tells all the storylines related to the Finale, storylines which D&D skipped to make the series 'realistic' despite GRRM's warning.
Samwell surviving was the most triggering moment in my life...
My most triggering moment was when Arya screams (like assassins really do that) and kills the NK with ease on the 3 episode of the season killing off the whole show plot and leaving us all going what? I actually stopped watching after that episode because there was no point after that and it was stupid. I have seen bits and pieces of the rest of the season on CZcams but still never watched the rest of season 8 to this day.
@@silverpurkat Dude it was so dumb. Later in the season Arya is in the middle of the city and survives a Dragon attacking everything around her like four times
him sitting there crying just about did it for me 😒
@@silverpurkatas soon as house of dragons was going to be announced i didn't want to leave the series hanging and not complete season 8 so I sat down and binged it and even used my phone in between because it was the worst thing ever
"I'll just leave Podrick out of this, since his rod can defeat anyone."
I appreciate your honesty.
Podrick could just sing the White walkers to sleep.
@@paragon7351 or fuck the night king back to the north
Ned Stark in the books: Falls off horse, breaks leg, out of commission rest of the book.
Jon Snow in Show: Falls off dragon, totally fine.
To be fair the horse fell *on top* of ned, but Jon still should have been a lot more injured
Jon should have been a thick, red smear. That snow was NOT that deep, and he skidded face down for a good while. If this were season one, he'd have looked like a motorcycle crash victim...
Neds horse falls on him in the book but in the show Jaime shoves a spear through the back of his knee
@@spiny7560 What is your point?
XanthelinHS jon had higher health, they turned down the difficulty and enabled fast travel
Fans: "You’ll pay for this!"
Dumb&Dumber: "No, I got paid for this."
And they'll probably never get paid for anything after this because of what they did.
@@Player-kg1ds Sadly they dont need to get paid for anything ever again. Those incompetent butchers are family to people in high positions so they get to go around ruining things AND getting paid unbelievable amounts of money to do so... Such is our crappy society.
_"You can smell the shit from 5 miles away!"_ -Olenna Tyrell's thoughts on Season 8.
Could have just left it there, really.
Varys saves Tyrion’s life
Tyrion rats on Varys to Daenerys
Varys : This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals perhaps ever
Thats how mafia works.
Stonks
its trade deals like this which ended up with the current master of coin not knowing what a loan is.
@@derrobur8551 RussianBadger fan Pog
SY J to me that’s one of the few things that made sense, at least while watching it. Daenerys showed no real signs of going mad but Varys somehow knew she was going crazy without any evidence
I was so confused by this episode because characters kept coming back from the dead all the time
Great writting
Well they fought the necromancer so...
*Mercy voice* HeRoS NeVEr DiE!
Friendly Neighborhood Pizza delivery guy and not in the way we wanted them to.
And I,m still wondering whas that message vayris burned befor he got executed.
funny how GoT just no longer exists now like a year and a bit on and we've collectively, without communication, decided it must never be spoken of again
For realz, shows how much they f@#$cked up people's investment.
Yeah it's so weird that no one ever talks abt it anymore and it used to be this huge cultural phenomenon
It will be spoken of again because tv and film is getting shittier year by year.
@@ejsbxbeiaskd1770 Like lmao nowadays i see lots of famous critics reference breaking bad when it comes to writing but like almost nobody references GOT anymore, even when it is referenced it references season 8 hahaha
I mean we have the Prequel now and i heared rumours about a sequel to overshadow the bad season 8.
“So I guess this makes Bronn the smartest person in Westeros.”
Honestly I’m down with this.
He gets Highgarden, so he becomes the most powerful man of Westeros.
He's honestly the winner of the Game of Thrones. My man went from a sellsword to Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin. He doesn't lose a single thing. Like, legit, absolutely nothing went wrong for him except Jamie dying but that doesn't really matter.
Tyrion lost his family, Bran lost his entire character, Davos lost people, Brienne did too, everyone goes through tramuatic events and Bronn just chills
This video is seriously lacking some well needed coughing Varys
AGREED
Laughing so hard I couldn't press your like button
YES!!!!
Ayyy, we got the same pfp
@@parkermclemore9022 long lost brother!
Lena Headey : "We filmed a miscarriage but it got cut. "
D&D : "Au contraire, we stretched it out to 6 episodes."
Incredible
Jesus
Add ten deaths to every character for this comment, holy shit OOF!
Obviously this a joke, but did she actually say that? Was Cersei meant to miscarriage? Thanks
@@saccerzd Indeed she did say that. Who knows, it might turn up as a deleted scene sometime.
Bran was literally useless.
"Oh, let me just sit around and act wise and hope the fans will like me"
The fact that he has the charisma and personality of the chair he sits on royally pisses me off as well. He's just so dead and emotionless, he just pisses me off....
@@KhanSaab-pi6sw Not even the actor's fault, just the writing. Man...wish they didn't lose their motivation for good writing.
@@KhanSaab-pi6sw "Ok, for this take, we need you to sit on the chair and stare off into the middle distance for 5 or 10 seconds."
He should have done a Hector Sallamanca on the NK with WildFire.
@@leonpaelinck 😂
After the Hardhome fight, I was totally left thinking that white walkers, the night king, and the army of the dead were the main antagonists. And that's what they were supposed to be. There were 7 seasons of "winter is coming" all for it to be dealt with halfway through the final season. They were supposed to be the most dangerous thing the world had ever seen, but they didn't quite live up to that. It's "winter is coming" not "cersei is coming and also now Danaerys is going to murder a million people".
I would have been cool with the cersei conflict being the main story, if it had been intended from the start
Well it shows that humans can be as terrifying and terrible as whitewalkers and shows all human flaws that put us in danger as a species, but it's badly done.
@@jamesduffy7549 season 7 should have been Dang defeating Cersei, and season 8 all about the white walkers.
@@alejandromaldonado6159 they legit should have made the walkers a red herring, with them just wanting to kick humans back to our side of the wall, with the revelation being that there's some ancient treaty humanity was violating by expanding into their winter lands. That would be a better version of "SuBveRtInG ExPeCTaTIons" that dipshit writers seem obsessed with these days.
the book series is called 'a song of ice and fire', so yeah... the night king WAS supposed to be the main antagonist and the targaryans (probably danaerys and john) the main protagonists
The cock jokes certainly did increase tenfold in the most recent seasons. Clearly an indicator of creative genius at work.
That's because the writers forgot how to make good jokes. And crude sex jokes are easier to make rather than clever and witty one-liners.
The problem with crude humor is, while can be funny when done right, it's usually not clever and doesn't have much thought put behind it. That's why you'd normally hear these jokes slip off the tongues of middle/high-schoolers. They are simple and ironically immature jokes despite the mature subject matter. Not to mention, when they become so redundant and over-used, it just doesn't sound funny anymore.
That's cause Dumb & Dumber's writing team was mostly made up of 12 year old's in puberty! Season 8 had to be written by children!!
Honestly, the "Maybe it is all cocks in the end" scene is unironically one of my favorite scenes in the show.
Varys should have asked Tyrion if he stopped reading books, because it does seem like he has ran out of material.
But then again, this would have broken the 4th wall in a sense..
I think the worst part about it is how all those jokes are pretty much interchangable between characters. In the earlier seasons and the books jokes like these might have added a bit of levity while at the same time working to humanize the characters. No two characters had exactly the same sense of humor or wit just like real people.
The last season felt like a completely different show
It sure did. A 'dumbshow'.
this ALWAYS happens when the source material is not finished and they start doing their own thing, EVERYTIME
1993DJC it turned into crap WWWAAAAAYY before that bro
1993DJC I liked season 7. It wasn’t as good as the previous seasons, but something else entirely than season 8..
Season 1 to 4 were great. Season 5 was awful. Season 6 had three good episodes. Season 7 and 8 were shit, the worst writing I have ever seen on tv.
Jamie saying “maybe it really is all cocks in the end” sums this shows legacy up quite poetically.
It’s impossible to make a season finale everyone likes but D&D showed us it’s possible to make a season finale everyone hates.
Jon: *kills Dany*
Dothraki:
Unsullied:
Loyalists:
Drogon: Lol I’m just gonna leave
How much better would it have been if any of those people killed Jon for killing Dany? Like, it would make it so that not only did he sacrifice his love, but his life for the good of the realm. As he's crying over her dead body, Unsullied guards rush in after Drogon's cry of anguish at seeing his mother dead. They don't even waste time jailing him or putting him in chains, they just brutally murder him and he dies lying beside Dany.
@@13linkinparkluver13 yeah that would've been a better ending, in fact it would've been better if Jon snow wasn't resurrected or at least not before stannis won, d and d made him a fan fiction literary product to please his fans. Stannis should've been the one rallying the north and defeating the boltons, he didn't get his pay off very well, and I think the transition of the azor ahai prophecy from stannis to Jon after being resurrected would've been a great pay off for Jon's apparent azor ahai foreshadowing and stannis claim to the throne would've been solidified and rally the north to his cause. I think that's s what's gonna happen in the books, Jon staying at the wall where he his fate belongs and stannis rallying more people for the second battle for the dawn.
RIGHT?!😫😡🤬😠😩🤮
@algogy I doubt stannis lost, have you read the night lamp theory? It is very compelling, Stannis must've lived because his plotline was integrated into Jon Snow's plot in the show.
D&D:
Absolutely No one:
Season 8: harhar no cokk
Characters say 'cock' like a kid who has just learned his first curse word.
ironically Daenerys had the biggest one
Excuse you sir, but I consider dick jokes the height of comedy. Dabid told me so it must be true.
@@quantras2673 "Cock are important I'm afraid"-Varys in his super creepy voice, the same he used for:(insert epic dialogue of the earlier season)
They had no clever material for Tyrion so Sansa,Dany,Jon,Jorah just kept mentioning throughout season 8 about how clever he is to not make us forget he was the main character..... once
I should have felt this kind of excitement actually watching season 8.
RCJH
too true
pchh thats so true
i don't even feel angry anymore, just oh so sad.
is this like the third stage of grief or whatever?
But Watch Out the circle of grief sometimes begins again and again.
Depression is the fourth stage. Right after that comes acceptance. Though in this case I wouldn't bet on it
@the shrubberino lmao! The dany shaft reference
Confusion > Anger > Sadness.
This is the progression of emotions shown by people who believed for 8 seasons, that Daenerys was a good person. I feel sorry for you :(
I'm feeling more indifference now. I'm almost accepting as an inevitable life fact that when something spectacular comes along fuckery is waiting in the winds to fuck it over in the end. It's pretty much a fact of life that when something or someone is doing too well for an extended period of time they are due for a major fuck over.
The part about Mellisandre and the spell made sense to me when watching, based on her performance.
I assumed that the magic only works with a clear mind and any doubt or fear stops it from working. Before she was sure of herself and believed they could win, but after she was terrified and full of doubt.
Although I probably put more thought into it and Dumb and Dumber combined.
just a cheap excuse to create some tension. don't try to make excuses, clearly the writers don't care
Honestly i didn't mind the idea that the storm was nearly too cold even for magical fire. But it would have been ten times better- especially since she'd specifically said "ill be dead by morning" if she actually had to give up her own life for her faith, after seven seasons of abusing and manipulating everyone else's.
It’s actually so heartbreaking that this great show and the popularity it had, ended up burning to the ground like King’s Landing
When you think about it, Brienne, Podrick and Tormund could have died in the battle, they had no meaning after 3rd episode
And Who else would Have been able to push Bran's wheelchair ?
Brienne had to writte a book, for God's sake
Wouldn't have thematically fit but you're quite right they definitely could have died.
What you talking about? Theyre dead! After Ep3 the "No ones" took over and took their faces. I mean, it should be that way or why would they change their character so suddenly?
And if i think about it, Dany died there too.
@@niedermitderjagd1968 I'm sorry what changed for those 3 characters I'm upset with season 8 as much as the next guy but I'm scratching my head on that one.
Man you don't get it. Melisandre's spell was in cooldown bruh she was pressing that "r" bottom like hell man... yeah, it was in cooldown :'c
This is what I thought, she just used like her best blue magic multi sword spell limit break and is going to need at least 10 minutes before casting Firaga on the barricade
Perhaps Lord of Light is a bit of a jerk and was messing with her
She just had a number of miscasts. Instead of Tzeentch Lash or something it ended up with Armor of Lead being applied to a bunch of... er... leading characters.
Totally WAI.
Her magic is global AoE and she just spammed that shit all over the world. Shit just randomly going up in flames. Don't let noobs play Melisandre.
@@lucasgomez0721 The Lord of Light has great dramatic timing then...
I love the part where Bran literally sends Theon to die. Like its such an obvious oversight it almost feels deliberate so I am left to believe that Bran was like, yeah he gotta die, see you bro.
I always liked to imagine that after becoming the three-eyed raven, Bran was constantly high as unholy fuck and barely aware of what's going on around him, so when he saw Theon in this scene he didn't want to impart some profound final message *or* send him off to die for a laugh, but rather he just realized that Theon was present, and he wanted his Greyjoy bro to know he was a good dude
Theon technically delayed the nightking. It could have been that Arya wouldn’t get there in time without him.
The white walkers and the night king were probably my favorite villains of all time. It pissed me off so much the way they went out with no explanation and NO FIGHT SCENES?!?!?
I think they cut the miscarriage scene because season 8 was a miscarriage.
I haven't gotten to the end of Season 8 yet, but in my opinion it would explain why she seems to apathetic near the end of the series.
(Edit: seen the end of the series, fuck D&D, that miscarriage scene wouldn't have fixed everything but it damn sure would have improved things.)
Underrated 💀💀💀💀💀💀
No idea why they cut the scene man. It would at the very least explain why Euron isn't like "Yo what baby? What the fuck is Tyrion talking about?"
More like an abortion..
Aw snap!
You should make a devoid of logic 4, and place the entire season 8 in it
and get a copyright strike
then make a second channel for that video
fight with white walkers,Hodor as a wight,battle vs the night king,more scary scenes with the dead,death of Jon Snow for example(that would really subvert my expectations lol,at least his arc would be ended in more logical way ).Man if not d d and their laconic rushed episodes that could be insane,sad they didn't give full freedom of action to Miguel Sapochnik
@@EntrEsprit we need moar cock jokes /s
He can make thousands video for just season 8
GoT fans to LOTR fans from season 1 to 7: “See, big characters actually die”
Season 8:” Nevermind”
I just love how when arya got caught by the night king she just gained a death count by that alone
Night King would have snapped her neck with a mere twitch if it wasn't for plot armor.
Melisandre: recite the spell
Lord of Light: *Connection unstable, try again later*
*Melisandre has left the server* *(Communications with the host have failed)*
Attempting reconnection with host
This part I was fine with; makes sense that she would need to concentrate. Anyone could say the spell's words, but there's got to be some additional aspect of concentration or connection to the Lord of Light which gives the spell effect.
@@cendris123 plus the Night King is getting closer, and one could assume he neutralizes fire magic.
The connection must of been bad in all that winter weather...
Now do:
*'Jon Snow looking dramatically tired and confused for 8 straight seasons'*
To be honest, Kit delivered the MUH QUEEN lines quite well XD. Also, his single takes throughout the series are works of art.
Yes yes
@@acesonfire the cast were diamonds on rubble, the rubble being the shitty writing and DnD
Maybe that's just his natural expression.
acesonfire the only fault goes to Dumber and Dumber . Actors tried to do their best with the shitty plot they gave to them .
2:03 "Theon. Come stand over here for like 90 seconds."
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I never got how the hand that threw a spear strong enough to pierce dragons scales at high speeds couldnt crush Arya’s throat instantly
never watching another D&d production for the rest of my life btw
Didn't they work on star wars? That would explain a lot...
@@Blaklyon0 They were the ones who wrote X Men Origins: Wolverine. They've had a history of writing crap for years.
@@owenpopilek2587
That was David Benioff. He also wrote 25th hour, Stay, Kite runner. All good. Wolverine ain't bad either.
Perhaps it's his brother that drags him down xD
You look at their career in the film industry and you realise how shit they are at writing.
I'm impressed, that majority of fans realized the show was a mess only in season 8.
I think around season 3-5 it started getting a lot messier, main characters were getting plot armor, and creators couldn't think of anything, because they ran out of book material.
4:13
Tyrion: Because I have balls, and you don't.
Horse: *LOL*
bicis i hiv bills ind yi dint
holy shit that's amazing. I just noticed that.
I legitimately believe they put that neigh in just for that piece of dialogue.
Luke Responso damn lol
Lolll
Dude, that landscape comparison for Kingslanding between season 5 and season 8 was the funniest shit ever.
I actually didn't mind the Tyrion fixing chairs scene. It reminded me of how painstakingly GRRM set up his books only for D+D to come in and completely disregard what he did and what he was trying to accomplish.
I can't believe that more than half of the Dothraki didn't drop their swords when they burst into fire out of natural reflex.
Then proceeds to kill the witch after an obvious display of black magic.
Dothraki rider all the way in the back "Wonder what they are saying up there OH DROGON MY SWORD IS ON FIRE, YOUR SWORD IS ON FIRE WHY"
@@Themanbearpig1983, indeed and Dothraki hate magic (it is known).
@@doofkos It is known
@@doofkos it is known (2)
God I forgot that there has literally been only one real white-walker fight. They're such cool characters that are supposed to be so powerful and they are traumatically underutilized, much like literally every other piece of the GoT world. So upset.
Richard Adam there are 3 fights with white walkers in the show actually
Richard Adam
1) Sam defending Gilly and the baby
2) The Hardhome Battle
3) The Fight Beyond the Wall
Chacu Did not see any white walkers fighting beyond the wall. I think one of them handed Nk ice spear.
the oriole Jon Snow killed one white walker before capturing one soldier from the army of the death, before Gendry started running to eastwatch and the whole army started following the squad
Chacu you are right...better memory than me..although truth be told that is a low bar. Lol
Oh my goodness that ‘ooh!’ Counter had me in stitches 😂
5:46 Hey that's not fair Lena Headey hated not getting to do any real work. That woman is worth every penny if you give her a good script to work with
How do you make a season feel rushed yet almost nothing happens, takes real talent in my opinion.
Hahahah
Dothraki being super chill about a witch doing some ooga booga with their arakhs...
Kal Drogo in afterlife: "It just works."
If you do the thing, and you do it right, and you don't fuck it up, it works! It just works!
I'm sure someone's already pointed it out, but: WHY IS SANSA CROWNED? I like her, and it's a feel-good moment, but it's devoid of logic. The northerners chose Jon; if anything they'd be happy to know he stood up to Dany and meted out harsh justice like Ned's son should.
If you want to go for fridge logic, not only is BRAN an evil mastermind who foresaw everything, including Dany's turn to the dark side, and let it happen so he could take the throne, but evidently he and Sansa hatched an evil plot together en route to King's Landing. Bran banished Jon, opening the way for Sansa to take the throne of the North, and then he assented to her going independent without any discussion. They've gone rogue! Arya was right to mistrust Sansa after all! Maybe she's fleeing the country so she doesn't have to kill her own siblings, or to get away before they cook up a plot against her!
Er yeah. So, here's how the powerful women in this show wind up:
- Cersei: wicked and evil, dies pregnant and powerless, sobbing for her knight in shining armor to save her.
- Dany: White savior plot arc suddenly jumps into the Star Trek mirrorverse dimension, replacing her with MadQueen; she is then put down like a dog by her lover
- Sansa: steals her brother's throne through season 8's favorite magic genie, It Happened Offscreen Somehow
- Arya: Fails to fulfill her life's purpose, fails to reconnect with her family, runs away
Girl power, amirite?
The scene isn't that she has to say the spell 30 times to get it to work, it's that she has to say it with a certain amount of conviction and confidence in order to be answered, but she's overwhelmed with fear and almost gives in.
The change in the landscape around Kings Landing is like when Scar took over the pridelands
Jillian Middleton Some dancing hyena’s would have improved this shix.
I was initially like "Ohhh must be some random garrison in the crownlands, similiar to the Bloody Gate to the Vale, since it looked nothing like King's Landing when seeing them beheading Missandei.
And even that took years
The plot armor death count is the best thing!! xD
He forgot jon hiding behind a rock from dragon's breath lol
i can normally shut my brain off and just enjoy the spectacle episodes (except the bro-team heading north to capture a whight, that was just beyond stupid), but i was legit laughing every time they pulled the camera cut trick because by that point, the episode was so asinine i couldn't help but analyze while i was watching
@@umphreak9999 I analysed the whole long night battle the 1st time I saw it cuz I know that it was bs and everyone should have died there but hey plot armor saves the day. GOT was a great series because reality was in favor on the balance but in s8 there was no more reality and only plot
"Because." -- all pitch meetings
@@myasuujo3330 *He kinda forgot.
The fact that there is part 3 of this, just for one season, speaks value
*_2:05_**_ Shit Ne*ro, that's all you had to say_*
"So how the character survive?"
"By being off screen a little bit"
"Well okay then"
-screen rant pitch meeting
Characters surviving death situations is tight!
Baiting characters' death for 90mins straight and insulting the audience's intelligence is *tight*
Whoops!
Barely an inconvenience!
Whoopsie!
It is good to consider tenth episode of season 6 as the actual ending of the show.
fore me the show ended at the red wedding.
if we do that we dont get to c all the frays die
The show half ended for me when they give Littefinger like most stupid and dumbest death ever. It full ended when I saw the long night. After then I watch the show for " comedy gold" and just have a good laugh. Best laugh I ever had.
@@markwelschmeyer2426 But Season 4 was phenomenal
@@jellylion2521 It really wasn't.
"I'll leave Pod out of this since his rod can defeat anyone".
Damn straight, nobody takes down Pod, the Rod-God
I like how in season 1 the wights seemed to have a degree of intelligence. But, in season 8 they get stuck on doors and are easily tricked.
The Spaceballs scene though... didn’t think something could fit so perfectly
perfect also for the fact we just had the 30th anniversary
samwell death count is pretty accurate
You missed the part where Euron swims like 80 miles in 10 seconds to fight Jamie
About the part where melissandre "has to conjure her spell various times" I understood that since her power comes from faith, and in that moment her faith is a little fragile cuss shit is going down and she is not a fighter, she saw that it was not working but continue to try and try, leading to success by believe.
The wights came on like an ocean of bodies and overwhelmed the Dothraki, but at 1:09 they just shimmy very slowly towards Jon 🤦♂️
@TheRealist 811 yes I agree. Completely terrible. Such a letdown. For years, you hype Jon and the Night King. They have stare downs. They make a big deal of Jon killing a White Walker and the Night King witnessing it. They emphasize that Valyrian steel can kill a white walker and only certain characters have Valyrian steel yet not ONE character clashes blades with a white walker. I don't even care that Arya killed the night King, but at least have Jon fight the NK a little bit and maybe Arya strikes the killing blow while he's distracted with Jon. It would make more sense for her to sneak up on him that way.
@@anthonyp9562 Putting such effort into storytelling would imply D&D cared about the feelings of their fans who had been waiting for a long time for a conclusion to the series. Some had been waiting since 1991 when the first book came out. But no. D&D just wanted to get out to work on a Star Warz project, DESPITE HBO offering them more budget for the show and more seasons. And then they go into hiding before the final episode airs. They knew what would happened, and they didn't care.
I will never EVER forgive them for this.
you're more bothered by the shimming than the fact he lived through beign 360 degrees surrounded by hundreds of Wights? He's a good fighter, he ain't that good tho
@@meeranhaq9479 Literally everyone in the episode survived being surrounded by 360 degrees of wights multiple times in the episode though. sUbvErTiNg EXpeCTaTiOnS
@@meeranhaq9479 yes you bring up another good point. I wouldn't say I'm more bothered by shimmying. Both points are ridiculous!
We didn't get a good final GoT season but we got THIS. And boy was it worth the memes.
no it was not, this is hot garbage bro, even for memes
The greatest sacrifice require the strongest of wills.
It was not worth it
The memes was good but I would have preferred a great final season
"2020" - I am still mad at Dumb and Dumber for s7 and s8. Who else are still mad at them ?
I hate them AND I have the High Ground.
I am. Those greedy bastards refused to pass the torch to a competent team. Ironically, it would have saved their reputation. No one would know how incompetent they really were.
Varys: seems to know everything
Also Varys: doesn't know about the Greyjoy fleet that is next to Dragonstone waiting to ambush them
Forget about Varys, what about scouts? Is there absolutely no one left at Dragonstone who saw the fleet and could warn them?
@@leonpaelinck Forget about scouts, it was a clear and cloudless day and Dany had a flying vantage point over an open, flat sea. The literal camera angle is the only thing hiding the fleet.
Do tywin being disappointed of his kids for x minutes
Wow that shot of Kings Landing in S5 and the S8 version is horrendous, they should be ashamed of themselves. It's like Jurassic Park Fallen Kingdom levels of map changing absurdity.
Yeah I agree, Like they clearly cut down trees to make scorpions, but that many trees? Nah that's bullshit
And where did all the water go😂 Did Cersei turn it into wine and drink it?
Actually its because they couldnt film in Dubrovnik (it would occupy the whole town for the whole summer thats bad for turism) and yeah thats why they canged it.. although i dont know why did they change it so drastically
@@filipb6838 If they can edit in 3 grown ass dragons and make them do impossible stuff they can surely edit some water and trees for like 2 episodes
@@filipb6838 I understand the difficulties of filming locations but such a drastic change should have warranted another look at the story board so as not to highlight that geographical warping. The scene's actions could have taken place anywhere, it seems they just didn't care enough about continuity to change it.
Melisandre didn't take the combat casting feet. So she kept failing her concentration check.
2:15 I thought bran could only see everything that has already happened so he wasn’t just sending Theon to die in that way
The jokes about genitalia were so forced and unecessary, thanks for pointing that out lol
Z H 100%
@@neverbrokeagain3866 It's been a problem since season 5. People like to act like season 8 ruined the show, but in actuality the show has been hot garbage since season 5.
DenOfWhasps nah i dont agree with that
Thats just me though
@@headbangerdnb Seaon 5 was still really good, seasons 6 and 7 were pretty good, 8 was bad. In my opinion ofc
Especially the one right at the start of season 8, where Varys asks Tyrion why he indulges so readily in cock jokes when he's bothered by dwarf jokes, and he replies with "because I have balls".
That dialogue would be fucking embarrassing in some edgy primary school writing assignment. How the fuck nobody convinced D&D to leave that travesty out is beyond me, and it kind of showed me right away that season 8 was going to be dreadful.
That Arya “OOMFH” sound is absolutely golden
Is that Arya? I thought it's from a vine
Ive legit been laughing my ass off over that one specifically hahaha
Actually, that “oomph” noise is a meme death sound from the game Roblox.
xCrimsonxTidex My bad there, It does sound like Maisie Williams though so it’s fitting for the video
Riding on horses: people using saddles
Flying on dragons: no saddles, no straps, no wind in the eyes, no cold, even wind hardly flows through Dany's hair.
I don't know why but I laughed my ass off on the Drogon buff overwatch joke. Good one.
I wish I could roll Bran into a pit of white walkers.
Best comment. You won :D
The beauty of season 8 finale is not a single fan is supporting it
@@ruturajgole1850 Ikr? There’s actually some delusional fans that consider this season a masterpiece lmao
at first i liked season 8, then i realized how much plot armour it had and bad writing. maybe i only liked it because everyone else didnt
@@ruturajgole1850 lol
@@johnp.smithasimpleman7281 wtf?
@@CaliTheRaven haha 🤣
That Sam scream while he is on the ground is hilarious lol
my mom got into GoT recently...and with youtube's video recommendations that were actually good from the show I was about to re watch the whole series...but...your videos saved me from doing it.
thank you brother.
New headcanon: Bran sent Theon to die as his final revenge for Winterfell.
Bran: >]
Headcanon ACCEPTED
I almost understand this one, though. Imagine Bran told Theon to stay back. Wouldn't the Night King become suspicious and start looking for some kind of trap?
Maybe this step actually bought Arya some crucial milliseconds.
@@evilfriedchicken5965 oh yeah, I can see Bran letting him go because it saves a few precious seconds. But after coming from clips where Theon takes Winterfell and hearing Bran beg him not to kill Rodrick, I'm salty. XD
that fits with my headcannon that the Three Eyed Raven is actually the villain and manipulated everyone with his knowledge of the future to rule Westeros.
That's why The Knight King wanted to kill him in particular.
except he is not bran, he is the 3 eyed raven(crow) who had been planning this shit for eons
Got Season 8: successfully subverted our expectations...
... in the worst way humanly possible
That’s what we get for expecting it to be decent.
After season 6 and 7 I was expecting it to be crap but hoping they'd subvert *that* expectation.
You see... the problem with subverting expectations is... They usually pick the expectation that this show/movie is going to be great... and succeed.
I think the Melisandre one makes sense though. She was obviously not able to concentrate and was scared due to the wights being RIGHT THERE
The fact that you can make three separate videos of season 8 being devoid of logic, even though it was the shortest season is really saying something
melissandre was out of mana or just on cooldown spamming that one ability LULW
Maybe it has only a 10% success rate.
Lol no one seemed to understand that scene. To me it was so obvious that it was a showing of how the Lord of Light wields the power and NOT Melissandre. He chooses when to cast the spell, even if she's the one chanting the words.
@@TTGHAST Melissandre never had trouble casting spells before. Daavos was begging her (IIRC) to resurrect Jon. She didn't have to chant the same spell 30 times for it to work just so LoL, the guy supposedly there to delete darkness, can flex that he's in power, not Melissandre.
Your explanation is absolute shit, just like Season 8's logic. Go fuck yourself.
I wouldn't even be mad if they gave this as an explanation.
its like Arx Fatalis where you try to draw a spell but you fail all the time for some reason
That fact you got every shot of Cersei staring out a window is perfection.
There were so many script drafts and things recently found, that literally show Cersei was to lose the baby and Dany is pregnant,.. she burns only the red keep and not kings landing... it’s even more devoid of logic than we ever realized.🤣
Melisandre's spell kind of worked. The angle was two powerful magical forces going against each other. She was able to light up dothraki swords because the other side hadn't arrived yet.
You know how your lighter flickers when there is wind and you have to spark like 100 times to get a flame? That's the Lord of Light for you.
It's genuinely a miracle when it works
The Melisandre thing I have no issues with. Melisandre's magic requires sacrifices, of blood/youth/vitality. Remember how drained Stannis was after the shadow-baby? She set all those swords ablaze and lit that trench with no apparent sacrifices, so it stands to reason she was sacrificing HERSELF to cast these spells, which would explain why she so rapidly decayed into nothing upon taking off her vitality charm. She used herself up with those two spells, and struggled with the second as she was running exceedingly low on blood/youth/vitality to sacrifice.
@@Kershmey She better up sacrifice those unsullied or dothraki to set the entire field a blaze instead of one trench lmao
The shit sucks! Hunkered over like a fool trying to find a way to block the wind.
Lol no one seemed to understand that scene. To me it was so obvious that it was a showing of how the Lord of Light wields the power and NOT Melissandre. He chooses when to cast the spell, even if she's the one chanting the words.
The Battle of Winterfell just looks plain silly after watching this video.
It would look silly if we could bloody see anything
@@SuperAdome Why do u think they made it so we couldn't see anything? 200 iq plays
It looked silly WHILE watching it too. As epic as it was, when I expected countless characters to die in those EXACT situations and then next shot their alive and kicking, I stopped giving a shit about this show lol. Knew they were going to pull some BS
The episode was horrible from the beginning.
After?
I think Melisandre was just stressed and you know. This scene when she was trying to do a spell was greaat, a lot of emotions.
lol fuuuck, that end clip 100% sums up my feels. Well done video.
the whitewalkers won in e3, all other episodes were just halucinatory dmt trips the characters experienced in the moment before death
yeah its better
Tru
Exactly!! Why is no one realising it??!
Ultimate Genjutsu
This is a better ending than what we got.
3:24 - I’ll never *just kinda forget* this edit.
bro that's just gold LMAO
Something else that became non-sensical is the distance between Winterfell/The Wall and Kings Landing. Characters started warping over the distance in days or a week when it was clearly stated in Season One that the trip took a month and the distance was "over a thousand miles". You can discern the distance from the books as around 1,500mi. During the walker capture Dany also flies from Storm's End to North of the wall to save Jon and crew in mere hours which would mean she was going faster than a commercial jet (~500+mph). The exposure at those sustained speeds would kill you very quickly.
Also they were trapped on that island for the time it took for Gendry to RUN back to the wall while wearing fur (how far north had they even got?), explain what was happening, get the gate open, get them to write a note, then a RAVEN to fly to Dragonstone, then Dany to decide what to do, then Dany to fly back north on her dragons, Dany to find them (what do they have super accurate maps of "north of the wall" and did Gendry give a grid reference? I mean, he wasn't even there when they got trapped on the lake).
They starved to death ages ago man... or just died of exposure...
"To be honest, I never wanted to break bad."
Walter White, season 8
This video is of higher quality than season 8 writing.
Considerably higher.