GoT Season 8 But It's Devoid of Logic
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- A funny Minutes Straight Game of Thrones video!! There are a lot of funny edits and I use text edits as a form of commentary to add something new to video in the form of funny character expressions. This video centers around there not being any logic in Season 8 of Game of Thrones.
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I actually wasn't expecting that you would make this video. Thanks anyway 😁
It was a really good idea and I'm happy that you suggested it!
S R. If you liked the ending, you’re a normie.
they raped the death ...
@S R. Nobody is bitching because their "faves" didn't win. They are giving valid criticism of horrible writing, plot holes, plot armor, increasingly worse acting and overall garbage storytelling. Fuck, people need to stop letting their kids eat lead paint chips.
I think it might be the best one yet
I swear, this ending was written by Catelyn Stark… sansa rules the north, Bran the 6 kingdoms, Arya gets to see the world and Jon is sent away
Fuuuuuuck that almost kilsme jajajaja 😂😂😂
Oh gods , you're right!
holy shit
This can’t be coincidence 😂
Rickon was killed though, didn't she like him?
Jon: "You are my queen, I don't know what else I can say."
Well apparently the writers didn't know either.
On spot😂
He literally only have one line with different variations that all mean the same thing.
You gotta love Jon's layered dialogue this season.
"You are my queen"
*His queen massacres thousands*
" You are my queen"
*Jon murders his queen and Bran becomes king*
" You are my king"
@@onepunch2310 That, and "I don't want it"
Man 0 all Js true. Maybe kitt liked the season because he had to do the least work next to Sansa.
Bran: "I can never be Lord of Winterfell. I can never be Lord of anything."
Tyrion: "Wanna be king?"
Bran: "Sweet."
Bran was just haggling, don't fault the guy for hustling the sigma grindset
Bran is the one who makes me the most angry.
Dude was basically a wizard who could see all of human history and mind-control animals & humans and instead all he did was lay around moping.
He's the true villain
He just became the stoner brother, back from college.
He never got over watching Sansa's wedding night. It was beautiful but he watched it too many times.
Apparently Bran is why the next book is taking so long, George is rewriting his parts because of the magic in them and wanting to make good use of it. Or that's what I heard online anyway.
Bran can travel through time and effect events? People can hear him - so he can influence them. He can control simple mindless people, so maybe no minded people - like Ice King? You cannot fight him - he knows your future moves. Maybe he is the nexus of all probabilities - like Man Thing from Marvel Comics.
Season 8 was like the homework assignment you did on the bus ride to school
No, in classroom before the class strart
What sucks harder is the ride was 2 years long!!
It's more like handing in an assignment way too early, thinking you'd written something good, when in fact it was just a lazy attempt because you had something better to do!
I actually thought Season 8 sucked. My schoolbus homework was always a masterpiece.
No, in the toilet
"GoT season 8 but it's devoid of logic"
*Plays the entire season un-edited*
do you think anyone cares?
Your name is mr internet and you haven't figured out that 99.999% of all content on the web has been done before?
this, exactly
100% this. The ending was so bad too :/
Yesssss i was waiting for someone to say it lmao
Jaime telling Tyrion he doesn’t care about innocent life might be the single greatest stroke of character assassination in the whole show.
Seriously, though. He betrayed his Kingsguard oath and became the Kingslayer (probably expecting to be punished severely for what he did) solely because he cared about innocent life.
It’s a bad line but it’s not completely impossible. Sometimes people say things they don’t mean just to win an argument or find reasons for their decisions.
@@proogenji7526 And that's the reason why even lines are important. It doesn't make sense Because its not the kind of thing Jaime would say
While I agree.. he COULD BE talking about them after he was given the title of “Kingslayer” and how they treated him
people forget that he could be saying it to uphold a certain front. or to seem like he doesn't give a fuck, cuz the entire world don't see Jamie Lannister for a softie. - but i mean, ofc that would make too much sense for people to be able to hate the writing.. which seems to be the trend.
Don't cry because it happened. Smile because it's over :)
probably what Daniel and David said after getting their money bag.
"For the season is dark, and full of errors"
This is amazing
I will be the one to say: Thank you for this comment
"Every time D&D make a writing decision, the gods flip a coin."
(and if it lands on "good writing" they flip it again)
Stolen
@@dominus9664 nope i created that.
“Plot armor thicker than Robert Baratheons waistline”
Golden.
goldener than jaime's right hand
Get the breast-plate stretcher!!
Lmaoooooo
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SHITE ABOUT OUR KING BOBBY B ?
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?!
This will never stop being frustrating. All the actors still cared, all of the production still cared, aftereffects, sound design still cared. By the writers just stoped caring at all, just chose not to put effort in
Obviously late, but that's the worst part. The script is the head.
And I'm sure you've heard the saying. If you cut off the head, the body dies.
Considering Dumb and Dumber wrote most of the scripts, we know who to blame.
Bro George RR Martin is also to blame... westerous becomes a democracy. Wtf stupid shit is that ?
What was the whole reason for the Jon Snow back story with Reagar and Lyanna if not to make him king ?
And how do you have a midevil fantasy story without the hero fighting the dragon at the end ?
No, the dragon spits fire at the throne and Flys off crying... lol wtf
What happens when Bran dies of old age ? The people from flee bottom vote for someone ? So stupid. Another war would break out in a second. 😂
It's the greatest unintentional comedy of all time. GoT Season 8 is funnier than some comedies today like Thor Love and Thunder.
Yeah, in each and every scene of this Season, I see a bunch of talented, likeable Actors trying *desperately* to make a script work which _doesn't work._
The fact that they just made Sam sit and lay around the entire time was dumb, but the fact that he somehow didn’t get killed was even dumber.
Not even injured or anything. Nice and clean with no permanent injuries not even a scratch and now a maester with chains.
The plot armour in the Long Night felt like a personal spit in the face. Why make us wait 8 seasons for a threat that perishes in one night, with one or two casualties. disgusting writing.
Literally gets Edd killed and he never mentions him again
Brienne closing the book before the ink was dry was the perfect metaphor for this entire season.
What annoys me is they had a whole extra year to refine the scripts. They can't even blame time constraints.
@@torbjornkallstrom2316 Well to be fair they had to cram 4 seasons worth of content into one season, that doesn't sound easy to do in one year.
@@TheEternalOuroboros Problem is, there was no need to do so. They had budget and they had the demand. D&D just wanted to get it over with
dcli182 you stole the joke but still funny
As in ‘let us write oh look there’s no change no, it is done, let’s just write it real quick... nice and rushed, oh look it’s dried, no turning back now, oh the book has closed, welp, we can’t change it now!’
"What do we say to the God of Death?"
"I've got plot armor."
Lmao that made me Laugh xD
"I have got a plot HOLES EVERYWHERE!" :D
What do we say to the god of death?
I DUN WANT ET
@Pixellight Gaming ????
Don't you drag the great Bobby B into this catastrophe!
It still baffles me that a team of professional writers couldn’t see all the glaring errors and inconsistencies in this final season.
there was no team, just two dudes with inflated egos rushing through to get onto the next thing. It's so sad that GoT has such a huge stain because of them. GoT S1-4 and HOTD (to date) are absolutely perfect and though S5-S7 were flawed, they were strong enough to set up a strong conclusion if the people writing cared to try.. but that's the problem - they didn't try at all.
Either they couldn't see them or they could and just didn't give a shit.
if anyone said anything Dick and Dom would have fired them.
They wanted to get out for Disney Wars. They'd ceased caring. I hope they have to work their way back up again.
They got offered a LOT of money to make star wars spin-offs and said to each other ''aight D, we gotta wrap this up quick''. That's why.
My favorite part was when Daenerys said "It's Targin' Time." and proceeded to Targ all over King's Landing
"Huzzah! We took Kings Landing with barely any casulties-"
"Stand back! I'm beginning to Targ!"
Trogdor was a man.
He was a dragon-man.
Maybe just a dragon,
But he was trogdor.
Burninating the countryside.
Burninating the peasants.
Burninating all the people in the thached roof cottages.
In the last council scene:
Tyrion: "This really has been a game of thrones huh?"
The most TV show ever.
@@drany6707 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jon: “We can’t beat them in a straight fight”
Dothraki: “LOL YOLO”
YOLT apparently in the dothrakis case
LEEEEEROYYYYY JENKINSSSSS
Yeah there were like all the dothraki at the kings landing lmao its fkin insane what these two idiots have done
@@TheAgsta2000 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼💯
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jaime throwing Bran out of the window in season 1 was foreshadowing of the writer's throwing Jaime's character development out of the window in season 8.
You didn't come up with this
@@TheBeaverguy21 The reality of life is that no thought is completely original, somebody else has already beaten you to it; enjoy.
@@fluffybacon nu uh
@theBeaverguy21 Nothing ever is created, but rather, inspired into this reality. Time is an illusion. Everything that has and will exist is already created. In these human bodies we just play out reality in a linear form yielding the illusion of time. So what this person said already existed, he just was inspired by something to write this. Thank you for your time
@@fluffybacon I beg to differ, every year brings its revolution.
For example, three people thinking of something.
Now say someone else indeed has already beaten them to it would mean that every person beats the other so there is no true origin of the thought while truly though there was by one of them.
So it's safe to assume one of them was the first to think of something.
A copy had to come from an origin.
So your statement in my opinion is an illogical paradox.
Saying everyone is smarter or for example "stronger" than the other means no one is the strongest.
While someone has to be.
Especially when there are about 8 billion people and not three.
In my opinion that is.
Good day.
I thought I had finally made peace with season 8 and convinced myself it wasn't that bad. Then I watched this video.
There can never be peace. Not after The Bells.
Only way you can make peace with season 8 is by reading the books and accepting the show’s story ark as a poor fan faction
This video here is a poor, manipulated fan fiction. Actually show wasn't that bad.
@@dominikkowalczyk8324 “Actually show wasn’t that bad” 🥴🤡
Bet you thought The Last Jedi was the best in the franchise lmao
@@dominikkowalczyk8324 Whatever helps you sleep at night
Imagine. If D & D had realised it would take 3-4 more years to do finish the series properly and had simply said, publicly "we don't have the time but we bequeath the future direction of this epic series to those who do have the time to do it justice" and then just walked away. The money was there, the commitment from the actors and HBO was there, the will to do it properly was there...but hubris killed it.
Or do it properly raise your stock and look where we are now? Ahsoka released. Plenty of stories in Disney Wars and budgets for them.
"We can't beat them in a straight fight."
" So what's the plan?"
"A straight fight."
"So how do we go about it?"
"We run straight at them."
- So, are we gonna flank them hit them on the side?
- No no, we're running straight on them foockers.
"they'll never expect that, they're dead after all"
@@kostiszantos7944 to be fair, the main reason a lot of those tactics work well in battle is because suddenly getting hit from the sides/rear causes both confusion/fear in the enemy. Against an enemy that just runs screaming to kill the nearest non-dead thing probably would not be affected in the slightest by a flanking attack.
(Edit)
What would work well is creating lots of bottlenecks with earthworks/fortification to funnel their greater numbers into killing zones that your defenders can hold as chokepoints without getting overwhelmed.
"And when we light the trench, don't fire ANY arrows at the walkers amassed around it. Just let them stand there until the fire goes out."
**Daenarys burns nearly everybody in Kings Landing*
Arya: “She’s a killer, I know a killer when I see one”
She's obviously the female version of Sherlock Holmes.
@@zack19192 severly underated comment😂😂😂
@@zack19192 lol
Wait, that pink haired Saiyan from the future has the same name as my pink haired Saiyan son, he must be _my_ son!
If only Olenna was alive to say: Yeah, no shit Sherlock
You just have to appreciate the poetic justice. D&D rushed through this last season to go do Star Wars. They gave them an amazing pitch and were set to do it. Then when hearing that everyone on planet earth unanimously hated the final season and somehow obliterated the reputation of a show that was once coined one of the greatest shows of all time. The companies decided to drop those glorified geeks on their precious Star Wars deal and they ended up with nothing. Taking a quote from my girl Olenna “You’ve lost D&D. It’s the only joy I can find in all this misery. “
This! They rushed the end to get another plum show runner job and considering the stuff Disney Wars is churning out new shows by the bucket they could have stayed, done a proper job, stoked their own reputations and STILL got a plum Disney Wars show. Now they've got nothing
The irony is that, had they finished the show well, they would still have respect and career opportunities. Instead, they got so distracted by their other opportunities that they screwed up their job and lost the new opportunity in the process. "Never half @$$ two things. Whole @$$ one thing." - Ron Swanson
@@earlofbroadst this! Everyone is wary of them
@@earlofbroadstwhy do you think they're capable of writing at all?
Rewatching this 4 years later and it still makes me wan't to throw up.
I have never seen anyone fuck up something so good, so badly
"We saw the end of the Dothraki"
Literally seeing them multiply like rabbits in every episode.
Even rabbits can't multiply that fast!
By the end of the series, I think she had more Dothraki and unsullied then she came over with lol
They like to rape and pillage.
The Dothraki spawn rate somehow got bugged when they added the patch that buffed Drogon and nerfed the Iron Fleet.
I get that but I can't figure out how the unsullied did it.
Vary's literally died for no reason
ShowTime so did so many others. Like Jaime and Cersei could've easily moved over a metre and not have been crushed by rocks lmao
@@ULTRAOutdoorsman Sorry? Hello? I know you've been loyal to the queen the whole time but you wanna do some treason with me? Let's talk about it here on the beach.
@@ULTRAOutdoorsman
Why bringing up littlefinger out of the sudden?
@@slenderfoxx3797 LOL I said the exact same thing.
Anyone who has played Mario Party before would have at least tried...
So did jon
You missed out the part when Varys started acting like he wanted to die when he was supposed to be a very clever and calculating man
I love how every Lord in Westeros was given a chance to become King of the seven kingdoms, one was giving a speech but easily backed down when told to sit by his teenage niece. The true heir didn’t want it and “King Bran” also didn’t want it (or he did.. I don’t even think he knows). We went through 8 years of power struggle just for everyone important to deny the Kingship. Incredible
Daenerys: Kills entire city
Arya: “Something weird about her...”
must've been the wind
I'm very good at reading the energy and vibe of people and I'll tell you, she's a little bit quirky
But didn't arya kill people & put hem in pies?
Swear her & sansa were such hypocrites
Dany should have killed the Starks too
"I know a killer when I see one."
So do the thousands that just watched her incinerate an entire fucking city, Arya...
@@mirandasummerset Arya said she knows a killer, she didn't say she wasn't one. In fact, the implication is that she knows a killer when she sees one BECAUSE she is one, so she's not really being a hypocrite.
"You're my queen. I don't know what else I can say." - Jon Snow discovered the problem himself
lol
Lol. That's literally the writers, D&D, talking through Jon's character.
I'm 100% sure the last part was the actor speaking, not the script"
When Jon was the one who explained to Dany trusting a killer witch wasn't the best of ideas
Why did Jon recognise her as queen so quickly?
Wonder how long I'd last playing the Season 8 drinking game of taking a shot every time Jon says Mah Queen
Oh no you'd pass out before he finishes.
I don't think there will ever be a more disappointing season of a series than the final of game of thrones. The worse thing is that even knowing how many good episodes there are I can never bring myself to watch any of them knowing how it all ends in such a crap way.
D&D in 2030: can we show our faces in public, it’s been a decade
Fans: the North remembers
Justice shall not be denied!
Oh don´t worry,these 2 hacks just got hired by Netflix to be the showrunners for their adaptation of the "Trisolaris" books (a trilogy of very successful Sci-Fi novels from China).
It was once in a lifetime kind of thing that they ruined for millions of us!
@@doublep1980 After they got fired by Disney from doing Star Wars XD
@@doublep1980 nooooooooooo those are actually good books
"iT JuSt DIDnt feEL RigHT"
Me watching this entire season
Understatement of the century
Hand Banana remember to always write with feelings before reason. People _never_ complain about senseless illogical stories
I wish I had stopped watching after the bullshit of season 7 but they knew how a lot of people felt about that season so they waited an extra long time to release season 8... By the time 8 came out I had mostly forgotten about just how unsatisfying and ridiculous season 7 was... I fell for the trap.
@@omahabibblemaddox2181season 7 has many flaws, but it`s masterpiece compared to season 8.
@@Ruspapa yeah, I've said the same thing myself!
They never did nearly enough plot building of the people of Westeros not liking Dani to coincide with the murder of missnedei to make her go mad. It literally just comes across in the show as “my best friend got killed so I’m gonna commit genocide now”
No really, It was insane because Dany has lost many people in the past too. Viserys, who she still mourns. Drogo and their unborn baby. Selmy. Irri. Rakharo. she’s also been hated and unloved by many people. None of that drove her mad. It only strengthened her perseverance.
Bran really went "I can't be lord of anything, but I can be king of everything. "
Drogon melted the Iron Throne because he knew Bran was going to bring his own
Lol
hahaahahahahaha
Drogon was in cahoots with Bran along! It all makes sense now! No wonder he burned the city, thereby alienating Daenerys to everyone and didn't kill Jon, Bran's family!
@@Xanthas998 You made me laugh quite a bit imagining Daenerys screaming for her cunt of a dragon to cut it out, holding on for dear life ^^ Would have been a more satisfying conclusion that's for sure, but admittedly more out of sync with the rest of the story than season 8 otherwise was :P
Boosh!
Oh. My. God. The ending would’ve honestly been better if Robert Baratheon came back and fought the army of the dead by himself, with a ham.
That would have been worth seeing.
They could've had Arya kill the Night King with a chicken bone instead and it would've still been better
@@pergioserez LMFAOOOOO
And the breast plate stretcher
"Gods I am STRONG"
It’s been 4 years and I still haven’t forgiven them for what they have done to Jaime
Two more seasons and this could have been the best show ever......I'm not over it yet....
"There is still a night's watch?"
The only line Jon Snow said this season that makes any sense.
Night's watch, created to guard the giant wall that was create to ensure that the night king and his army of dead didn't get below that treshold. night king dead = no need for wall or nights watch.
Not to mention Jon Snow should have been executed. Unsullied and dothraki has killed innocents without trial for as small things as talking shit about Dany, but killing Dany gets you a fair trial where your friends are responsible for your punishment??
Not to mention how can there even be a northern army left at the end. As if their civil war with north against 7 kingdoms later on north against greyjoys, north against stannis, north against north+wildlings, then north against night king and his army of dead....
This Night watch protects brienne from Tormund😁
@Dreaming Away
The North shouldn't have any army and Lannisters not any at all as well.
They actually had the possibility to make Dorne participate but in the end we ended up with nothing.
Dorne didn't fight engage in any battles in the entire show.
And btw i have to puke about the logistic of this show.
You can't just magically sail across all of Westeros and appear with your army of unsullied. Such a trip would take months and it would be very hard to accomplish such a travel without allies providing food.
Game of thrones is a good drama but it has the same principle of thinking seen with antivaxers and people that don't believe diseases exist.
@@arpanmandal9578 😭😭😭Dude
Yeah, the Night's Watch no longer has a reason to exist. What are they protecting "the realms of Men" against? The cold?
"But yuhr mah kween"
Jon Snow's entire script for Season 8
Uh dorn wunnah bi kwiin
AH DONT KNOW WHUH ELSE AH CAN SAY!
Where is McQueen?
yas kween 💃🔥
Jon Snow since season 7 isn't authentic, he's no hero and no nothing. Just an imbicil liked by many other imbicils.
If the finale of The Lord Of The Rings was anything like nearly as bad as Game of Thrones Season 8 it would have things like Gandalf, Elrond and crew giving up on getting Frodo & Sam to quietly sneak the one ring into Mordor to throw it into the cracks of doom and just have Gandalf mount a dragon and totally destroy Mordor instead, Galadriel of Lothlorien would probably turn up in Minas Tirith to become the sudden new queen of the whole of Middle Earth and Aragorn would probably just agree to it and head off to the Undying Lands with Frodo. The innkeeper of the Prancing Pony at Bree would probably get promoted to become the chief treasurer of The Shire and would commute daily through the Old Forest.
^^
This series the most literal example of starting the week off really strong, like stronger than expected, getting sluggish on Wednesday, giving some effort of Thursday then mailing it in on Friday.
"We cant beat them in a straight fight"
Literally fights them in a conventional straight fight.
In less than 15 minutes, with 0 casualties. These advisors lol
"We cant beat them in a straight fight"
Entire army outside of the walls.
To be fair, they didn't beat them in a straight fight, the point was to hold them until they manage to kill the night king.
I believe the point here is how stupid it was to send the Dothrakis to a certain death without any purpose. They would've been way more useful helping the rest of the army.
@@xord1946 Why couldnt they have held the walls with more men and better ditches.
@@Sevenfold120 Cause the writers didnt want to waste time on this when they were going to do starwars later.
“Then we have 200,000 reasons to take the city.”
*”SO ANYWAY, I START BLASTING”*
I LOLed so hard 😂😂👌🏼
I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE QUEEN OF THE SLAVES!!!
yeah...I have no problem with Dany going nuts but not like this...like she literally 3 episodes ago sacrificed everything to protect the people in the north, she had literally nothing to gain and she did it nyway and then 2-3 episodes later she starts blasting entire city of the people she just tried to protect 2 episodes ago :D and she also did it without reason...bells rung eventhough I remember from previous seasons that bells didnt mean surrender but whatever ;D she was winning the war...I dont know sound of victory pissed her soo off that she started blasting :D
@@HK-gm8pe I have to strongly disagree with this common belief. I'm going to argue that she had everything to gain. Her wise dwarf had become foolish. Her handsome simpleton do-gooder nephew/lover has lost all of his charm and allegiance except in word, and one of the few sayings he is able to utter. 2 of her children have been slain. The only way to rule and lead these meek simple animals is through terror and dread. If anything, she didn't go far enough, which allowed the treachery in her house and it lead to her demise. I believe it was because she was used and abused earlier in her life, that she was unable to rule her house with an iron hand because she was scared of being truly alone, even for the entire realms sake. I applaud her and her strength.
@@johnsmithers781 "her wise draf had become stupid" hah :D Ilove your statement :D okay I see where you are coming from, but remember Dany started out as a very meek girl...she had soo little will to live that she didnt even protest when Viserys said that he would let the whole tribe f**k her if only it would give him the throne , I think that the most stupid decision that she made was the fact that she arrived in Dragonstone and didnt attack the kings landing with everything she had...she didnt even have to use her dragons....she had 100 000 dotharki, 20 000 (or 40 000 dont remember) unsullied,dorne, iron islands and highgarden ...she didnt even have to use her dragons...and in my opinion it was soo CLEAR that in the show writers just decided that Dany has to make stupid decisions and that she has to go north first so that she can lose everything and go mad basically , in the books its very different
Season 8 was like D and D were writing a script with one shared pen during the middle of a lobotomy operation.
"You are my queen I don't know what else to say"
Yeah, we can tell.
I don't want it
I’ve never wanted it
😂😂😂😂😂 oh my goodness this cracked me up lmao
Simple yet hilarious 😆
Sksksks 😂😂👏🏽
U should have kept your mouth shut. Sansa sent Ravens 2 Cersei, that's why Rhaegal died and Missandei captured.
_"I do not intend to become queen of the ashes."_
*- Daenerys Targaryen,*
*Queen of the Ashes*
Not my Khaleesi
Wow you copied another guy's comment from 2 months ago. Nice.
@@greod1006 wow, thoughts are copyrighted, didn't know.
@@greod1006 wow now we have copyrights on thoughts？Damn capitalist is really great
@Gilles Jacquemin Except the problem is, even if that is the case, most of this occurs within the span of three episodes.
If memory serves, the greatest setbacks she suffered prior to S8 were the loss of the Reach - which she later _regained_ effectively, through virtually wiping out the Tarleys - and losing the Tyrells and the Sands, neither of which were really in her power to prevent. Then the plot gets put on hold until the end of The Long Night because it's all about preparing for the greatest and most desperate fight that Westeros has ever known that begins and ends in a single episode, and then from S8E4 until the beginning of S8E6, after hastily doing away with all of Dany's remaining advisors aside from Grey Worm, they catapult her into becoming this unstable, paranoid lunatic who believes that the people of Westeros hate her (???), is obsessed with both Jon and the Iron Throne to a degree that even Viserys would balk at, and doesn't bat an eye at the prospect of brutally incinerating _innocent civilians_ when her entire character up until this point - when the _previous season_ - had her state that she wouldn't be 'queen of the ashes'.
I guess DnD 'kinda forgot' about that, too.
I thought this video was just going to be Season 8 in its entirety
in the battle of blackwater bay, Sir Davos says specifically to his son "I've never known bells to mean surrender."...
*Theme of show:* Break the Wheel
*Ending of show:* Ruler is guy who needs wheels
SO to my boy belisarius the GOAT
Coincidence? I don't think so. Everyone who hates the show now wants to break the wheels of Bran. It was clever foreshadowing, we have to give it to D&D.
Bran "I am the wheel" Broken
Why break a wheel when you can have two attached to your chair
And jokes aside, the wheel kept spinning. They still let politics get in the way of justice when they banished Jon and the Wildlings, then let the Unsullied and Dothraki go free to live happy lives after committing genocide against and raping their people.
"The plot armour is thicker than Robert Baratheon's waist" THEN BRING THE PLOT ARMOUR STRETCHER
NOW
How long before he figures it out?
You’re torturing the poor plot.
the fuck is a wraist?
Genious!
5:49 this was my face throughout the entire Season 8
4 years on from this season I still can't believe this is how the show ended
DB Weiss and David Benioff made this same vid but they used 100 millions dollars.
They spent a few million on exotic strippers and lines of cocaine, they probably did so when they were writing the script for this season!
The Jester if that’s was true than whole last four seasons and including this would be much better
@Bucky Barnes 😁😁😁😁
@@miscellaneous9506 Yes and pay an extra Thousand for the Strippers to say they're the Best writers in the world every five minutes to live with themselves !!
Bucky Barnes uh Bucky barnes
"you are my queen, i don't know what else I can say!"
... clearly
That's some next-level writing right there!
know*
Sarah * thats what script says, soo
When Jon jumped on his horse in the "Battle of Bastards" his sword moved in a way that exposed it was a robber made sword. Ever since, Jon became less and less convincing as a hero. Instead, he's clueless short guy (hard to ignore that after Daenerys mentioned it several times in season 8) who use plastic sword.
Tyrion is a combination of retard and a traitor since season 6. I wasn't sure what he was more, but at the end of season 8, when he appointed Bronn, a salesword with loyality to no one but money who just extorted him under the thearts of murder, as one of the members of the small council -it became clear that Tyrion is more of a retard.
Compare this to how he spoke to her in s7 when they first meet. Jon is just a droid in this.
This was great and much needed. Especially because we just watched the last 3 episodes again
Fans: alright so who will be king? Is it Danny? No it couldn’t be way to obvious. Gendry? Hardly he hasn’t been relevant since season 3. Oh could it be Jon the true heir? Oh please tell me it’s Jon.”
DnD: “Noparino! The one who will sit on the Iron Throne… the one who will finally put an end to the chaos of the last few years is… Stannis get out here you!”
Stannis: “You killed me off in Season 6!”
DnD: “We’ll shoot original plan then. Bran get out here!”
Fans: “Bran!? Out of the entire list you pick HIM!? He wasn’t even on the list!? HOTPIE was on the list!”
Hotpie: “Wait why was I-?”
Fans: cause it’d be funny!
Hotpie: …frankly I’m just happy to be included.
I can't believe I was nervous FOR 2 YEARS thinking I might die before this story finished. Now I wish I had.
😂😭
True, for two long years I was litterally living ONLY for game of thrones. All the hype and all the wait and in the end they gave me this smoking pile of shit....Ok. Can you give me back those two years D&D? I want a refund.
Btw: When I say that I was living only for GOT, that's an exaggeration. I prefer to specify it before some idiot tells me that I have no life.
Lol! I was thinking the same, god please let me live until I see the last season, now I wish I wished for something else 😂🤣
LMAO me too
That's kinda dark but I understand you...
Bran: "i can never be lord of anything"
also bran: I said lord, not king lol
"Lord is not good enough for me!"
*throws tantrum*
Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
@@Maths-rc2vs Six
thats some "lord of the crossing" shit right there. even tho Big and Little Walder did not exist in the show, whats happening
Hehe lol
5:57 just binged like 5 of your videos to find this 💀
this was a great refresher of GOT a year after watching it btw
A perfect recap. Well done.
They might have as well grew Jamie's hand back.
HAHAHAHA
That would be hilarious
Jamie kinda forgot he Lost his hand
A Winter Soldier arm would have been a nice touch
I thought for sure that Gendry would fit Jamie with a removable sword on his arm. Or Gendry would take the throne in the end.
Both missed opportunities.
How in the 7 hells did the Dorthraki die in 45 seconds but Samwell Tarly lasted hours in a war zone. FOH.
Sarcastic Sid who needs armour when you got fat
Lol back in season 7 when they go to retrieve a wight for demonstration, the entire team comes back alive and also jaimie and bronn survive that battle, I thought they were doing this so they can kill off everybody in the long night...how wrong was i
Because they cut away from the scene too long we assumed they were dead but they cut back to the Dothraki a couple episodes later so they're fine.
QUploads T all the flames went out.
Sarcastic Sid Jon shouldn’t have made it out alive when the NK raised all the dead on the battlefield around him either.
16 sec in and I'm already dying of laughter. "She is... wait for it... my queen"
Peter Dinklage saying "Tyrion is smart, but I guess not that smart" with the disappointed look on his face really tells you how he thinks about the story written by the HBO guys.
He put his heart and soul into playing Tyrion yet gets screwed over by a shitty script
it was as if he had a sniper trained on him, and is balancing between not wanting to get shot and being tired of all the bullshit and wanted to just straight up voice his complaints
Bro, the things Tyrion has gone through, a lesser man would've killed himself but the only thing he had going for him was his intelligence and now we're being told that he's not that smart!? Wtf is this shit!?
@@champ1159 season 8 was a character arc massacre.
I saw it like Tyrion breaking the fourth wall
I regret that I have but one upvote to give this hilarious video.
I haven’t laugh this hard in a while I’m subscribing for this 😂😂😂
When Jon said "I don't know what else to say" he's definitely talking to the writers lmfao
I like how they zoomed in on that
SHE *close up* is my queeeen
Delfox he deadass said that and didnt shut the fuck up about all that “mY qUeEn” bs lmao
Jon S and “I don’t want it”
Yea I feel like that was improv hahah
Could you imagine when Jon says, “You are My Queen, I don’t know what else I can say!” It was just Kit Harrington pleading for help because there isn’t anything else written in his script 😂
Lol that whole scene is actually improv? That'd be great.
😂😂😂 it was totally like that, fav comment
@@Tetragrammaton22 As bizarre as it may sound I think if the actors had improv'd it would have actually been better. They clearly understood and respected the characters they were playing far more than the writers did
they did Jon dirty. After all the build up they gave him in Season 6, like being predicted as "Lord of Light", it was all thrown in the abyss the moment he bent the knee just to get dibs on Daenaerys' butt
@@angelserenade Was there anyone that they didn't do dirty?
Excellent job whoever made this video! 😆
Dammn 💯 you just nailed it 😂😂♥️
"You are my queen, I don't know what else to say. Really. What else do I say, that's my whole script. There's nothing else written here."
For episode 5 I'm pretty sure they wrote "aight man stand there looking stupid. We good ? Safe."
Golden
Plot Twist: All Jon Snow dialogue this season besides "I don't want it" and "You're my queen" was improvised by Kit Harrington because there was nothing else written on his script.
@@wafflingmean4477 It's the most depressing plot twist of all time
Bruh, the dragon killing the throne is a metaphor for them killing the show.
S R.
Uh-oh, watch out boys. We either got a typical troll or a filthy casual here...
Which is it?
The Jester “Deneris” “John” it’s a troll
@S R. Nice one xD
@S R. are you a real person?
S R. Bro you don’t even know how to spell their names.
Amazing video. Bran's smile was too funny
When Jon said you are my queen I felt that. The feeling of being knowing nothing
coughing varys is the best meme GOT has given us
yeah, i love it
season 8 is a good meme aswell
Except he should have thrown up too
I like puking Tyrion
Title: GoT Season 8 But It's Devoid of Logic
Me: So just.... season 8?
That's the joke
It doesn’t make sense. The title implies season 8 isn’t devoid of logic. Nice vid tho.
yeah thats... thats what i was thinking too...
I came here to make this comment but you already did.
@@Autonova He just summarized the show as it was, he didn't alter the context he just condensed it. THAT'S THE JOKE.
This video could just play the whole of season 8 and the title would still be accurate 😂
"Danny forgot about the iron fleet"
AKA D&D forgot about the iron fleet
"I know a killer when I see one."
Literally every single person in this show has killed someone. SHUT UP lmao
Including her!!! And the show had her make the Frey pies!
@@RanMouri82 also, the fact that the show in the last season or two really tried to be like "well, dany killed slave the rich guys in this other place (conveniantly for getting they were literal slave owners), that means she could kill ANYONE for NO REASON whatsoever!!!! Spooooookkkkyyyyy" it's like the writers got concussions, forgot the entire show, and proceeded to write the final season anyway
She says that after Dany fries up Kings Landing, like, seriously?
Especially her! Lol
Also her stupid running.
Everyone’s mad about Daenerys and Jon but I’m honestly so enraged about what they did to Jaime’s character
I'm mad about Tyrion too! They made him such an idiot in Season 8! and then in the end he gets rewarded by being Hand to the king of the six kingdoms. After all he was wrong about , I wouldn't trust him to be my hand!
Dan Gurney true
i'm mad about the night king, fucking seven seasons of winter is coming to end up like that
I'm mad about Varys and Tyrion
*Jamie episodes 1-4* “Looks like we’re wrapping up my story line nicely! I’m thoroughly disillusioned with Cersei. I also have a good love interest in Brienne, and she’s not my sister!”
*Jamie episode 5* “Oh, my bad. I meant I’ll just go back to being Season 1 Jamie. No character development here!!”
Why i haven't watched this earlier? This is hilarious 🤣 🤣
Is is the funniest editing I swear 😂
"What do we say to the God of Good Writing?"
Dn'D: *Not today*
What do we say to the God of Entirely Original, and Cleverly Perceptive CZcams Comments?
D and D don't really talk to George RR Martin that much anymore.
sign the petition for the remake !!!!!!
Azura the entire fucking world could sign it, they wont remake it
Stolen comment. Good job.
Danny scorches 100,000+ civilians.
Soon after.....
Arya: "I know a killer when i see one."
Thanks for the info, Arya.
So what would have been the right way to phrase that?
"She'll kill you as soon as she decides you're a threat, and then go after Sansa."
That sounds a little too specific.
Thank you Arya, very cool!
The Faceless Men are a group of magical assassins which have many powers at their disposal. Hindsight is one of them.
@Zoe I liked when she screamed as she lunged to stab the night king, alerting him as to turn and grab her. That wasn't very stealthy. Pretty sure that's the dumbest thing an assassin could do. But I guess she forgot, just like daenerys forgot about the iron fleet.
@Zoe yeah she could be the one-eyed raven 😁😁😁
First off this video is spot on. Articulated everything I couldn’t say. I’m watching the whole series for I believe the 4th or 5th time and this time with my teenage daughter. She loves it and Ive fallen in love with it all over again and I’m more forgiving of the rushed plot and bad writing.
I have said it before and I’m positive it’s somewhere online but Jamie Lannister killing the Night King would’ve been the most poetic. I’m not knocking Arya bc they did tons of development for her and Jon was too obvious. Jamie however would’ve had a full circle transformation from being a dishonorable King Slayer stabbing him in the back to killing the Night King stabbing him in the front and saving millions. He would be saving Bran when he’s the one responsible for his condition.
Better writer then D&D. Could even have had him as seemingly non threatening and walk up to the night king and punch him with the blade hidden on his metal hand.
loved how they decide to change Jon's personality on a couple episodes
"She is my queen i dont know what else to say" he really didn't have much else to say did he
He really played himself
Saying something meaningful requires knowing something, and we all know it isn't Jon's strong point)
dumb and dumber didn't know what else jon should say so they just wrote that sentence down in the script, bet
@@Mayra9148 maybe they should have watched highschool dxd, even issei managed to say the right words :D
Way to fuck up one of the most epic heroes in literature, thanks dumb & dumber
What do we say to the Lord of Death?
“She. Is my queen.”
"I grant you death"
"I don whan it"
Xavier Bergonia she is ma kween
Muh queen!
*zoom in
Also acceptable responses "Fall back!" and "I don't want it"
So I finished the show the other day and I totally lost it when Drogon melted the throne 😂😂
This might be the greatest thing I ever saw 😂😂😂
“At least they all stopped complaining about the Dorne plot” - Dan and Dave
For a Star Wars comparison, people stopped complaining about the Prequels after The Last Jedi....
Banana Zach good one
The North Remembers. And by the North I mean the GoT fans.
@@TeeAiDee in D&D's writing we are gonna forget about remembering that the north remembers in less than 2 seasons
Banana Zach I loved the prequel. The new shit is garbage
"GoT Season 8 But It's Devoid of Logic"
So, just Season 8 then
No. But it is when it become just plot armor and contrivance.
TheRezro
No, he’s right. Season 8 was devoid of logic, as is.
@@theirishhero81 But problem started way before that. People were already complaining about teleportation of characters in previous season. In short, further from book, worst writing it is.
TheRezro
Perhaps. I think Dany should’ve listened to Yara and took the capital that day.
@@theirishhero81 That is kind of obvious. If you ask my Night King shouldn't arrive at all, forcing Deny to move ageist Cersei who was cutting her supply lines and living everyone displeased. Then final result is played for drama because everyone die anyway when Night King attack everyone from behind. As it is totally "Martin" thing to do, after all.
this is amazing lmao...
I never thought about Gordan Ramsay and Cersei Lannister in the same thought, but now I can't stop. It works so well
Jon: “We can’t beat them in a straight fight”
Dothraki: “LEEEEEEROY JENNNNKINS ! ”
You're a fricking moron D&D! At least I have chicken
I actually am dying choking from laughter 😂😂😂
I was eating, but I think I need to go to the hospital now.
Reminder to self: never eat or drink while reading comments about season 8 or you will aspirate and die.
The ::
What about a gay fight?
Love that Jon was set up to be super important and relevant, literally brought back from the dead and NO LOL
He was incredibly important. Who else would have been there to say “She’s my queen” forty times?
Jon was important because he was the only one who was that much close to deny to kill her and save the world from mad queen..
@@Rougarou99 Yep
he dun want et
He came back to stare uselessly at everything and then do the one thing he was kept around for - stabbing Daenerys. He literally didn't need to even be the heir to the throne. He's literally reduced to 'the lover who can get close enough to kill Daenerys'
Sure, his heritage adds to her paranoia, but in the end it serves NO PURPOSE! He literally did 100x more as a bastard