LOSING OUR MINDS!! | UNO
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- We're all gonna lose it... UNO has taken everything from us...
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"When I look at your eyes... They're both.... Eyes"
What a charmer
Your pfp...wut 😂
"I've.... seen... shorter people"
Nice
You right
YOU RITE
Barbara isn't a cpu but a very small old lady who through decades of intense training has become an Uno master. (In my head anyway)
same lmao
Weird thing is, that’s probably a person right now
*you right*
Yeah my grandma's name is Barbara 😂😂
You right
Mark: 90% Laugh, 10% Rage
Bob: 99.9% Laugh, 0.1% Rage
Wade: 0.1% Laugh, 99.9% Rage
Barbara: 50% Nitrogen, 50% Carbon
The floor here: 50% Floor, 50% Floor
Duck Gaming you right
I'll never get tired of Wade's rage it's just it tickles me so hard! 🤣
Duck Gaming Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
Seaweed: 50% Sea, 50% Weed
*Wade's Stages of Grief:*
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. A little more anger
4. More anger
5. Depression
6. No bargaining, just a combination of stages 1, 2, and 5.
7. {Error 404, file not found}
You right
Don’t worry, think I recovered the missing file.
7. Repeat
Yes, I agree
@Luke Thomas
Oh, the irony.
@ReaperPlayz 140407 Thank you for your diligence.
The most used words..
1: BARBARAA!!
2: you right
U rite
@@grasfam69 111 likes
@@christiantheologyunited3707 lies 112 likes
@@grasfam69 damn it
@@grasfam69 lies 113
I’m just imagining Molly in the room next to wade wondering why her husband is screaming another woman’s name
big difference though its outta anger
@@chaoticproductions3922 are you sure that’s different?
777th like
Well now I know where bases
@@jacoblester5822 I would hope so...
Wade: *having a mental breakdown
Mark: *clicks button “Yes i agree”
Timestamp please
@@Lol-sv1zy its like literally the first minute of this video
You right!
You right.!
@@Lol-sv1zy 0:30
Wade’s genuine: “What the f*ck do you want?” had me rolling.
13:05
& the pure rage of "WHAT IS THIS HAND BOB???????" shortly after lmaoooo
13:07
followed shortly by a zoom in on a starting draw 2 that was directed at wade
I love that I saw this comment one second before he said it
Wade: *Complains about everything*
Bob: *Is laughing at everything*
Mark: *Playing pre--recorded things he said to annoy everybody*
You right
@@tylerwesterlund2935 yes I agree
Yeah that checks out
Also known as chaos
Wade just yelling at Barbara
13:37
Mark: Laughing silently
Wade: Goat noises
Bob: polished floor
Oh my gosh! 😂
Hello Sean
Goat noises? 😂
Perfect timestamp lmao.
leet
19:43 Is... is Wade okay? That is the laugh of someone who has seen all realities.
Dr. Strange after his first adventure in the multiverse be like:
the fact that it cuts off makes it even funnier
@@mega_bird700 why was that my first thought
If you watch Poofesure....you would know that laugh to well 😂😂😂
@@AGayMess Oh I've many a video on his channel, most of which yelling his equivalent of Barbara, eLiSa
13:37 The way Wade says "HOW ABOUT SOME BLUuUuuUE" Fucking sends me every time 😭
*goat noises*
19:07 “I don’t have any goddamn reds!”
“Just play a red!”
Nailed it.
This has the same vibe as
"Ma'am you have cancer"
"But it's okay! You can just stop it!"
You right
@@chaoticunknown7317 that sounds like what jaiden said
@@thischanneldiedlol2234 yeah, that's what I was referring to lol
"If you're homeless just buy a house"
Sounds like Wade has a crush on Barbara . Here's a Valentine's day card you can send her :
Roses are red
Barbara throws blue,
Whenever I get Uno,
She smacks me with a draw two ✋✋
So beautifully written. It captures the true art of Uno
You right.
Byoutiful!
*You right*
Y o u R i g h t .
17:27 HOW ARE THEY GOING TO BLOW PAST THAT?
“I’m worried about you Wade, You need to get your sodium levels checked.”
SHE JUST CALLED HIM SALTY AND THEY BLEW OVER IT!
Damm dude you killed him!
Ah, I didn't catch that
I noticed it too.
Not to mention Wade has heart problems and needs to avoid getting too much salt
@@og403 yeah I thought that was the reason. A combination of both
XD
Bob:
*The one who feels pity but cheers on the enemy*
Mark:
*The one who purposely annoys the others while laughing his head off*
Wade:
*The one with Barbara-Induced PTSD*
Barbara:
The one who trolls Wade.
Yes I agree
Barbara: The enemy.
@@jaylencooper7620 you right
*opens youtube*
“BARBRAAAAAAAAAAA”
*closes CZcams*
Spell it right.
@@YoloYester94 shut it right
@@YoloYester94 Lmao damn son you just got owned
"It was time to go home.
Thomas had seen enough"
@@YoloYester94 LOSER!
Wade, eat a snickers.
You're not yourself when your hungry.
Snickers really satisfies.
idk why bit that was actually funny 😂
If he eats the snickers, he runs a risk of jazz-hand-breaking his hand again...
You mean turnips right?
Nah he is being himself
Bob’s constant “Hee hee”s whenever anything remotely funny happens, are never not gonna make me laugh.
it temporarily cures my depression
Yes I agree.
Y O U R I G H T
13:37
Wade: how bout some *bLuE*
Bob: *mouse noises*
He really did sound like a mouse lmao 🤣
It’s actually: how bout some bllluuuuue!?!???
@@Unbeatablekingdm 🤣🤣
I love this moment so much 😂😂
I will never get tired of Mark playing automated replies and seeing if anyone notices
You right!
You right!
Yes I agree
You right!
What is it that he uses for that is that a stream deck or something else?
Someone animate this with Barbara looking smug every time Wade rages.
Nah I think it would be funnier if Barbara was a sweet little innocent girl.
It happened
Dante's Disco Inferno I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!
Binary Infected it HAS happened. Wade vs Barbara has officially been taken to the next level.
Yes I agree.
3:55 Wade actually sounds like he’s on the verge of tears there
11:40 the fact that wade is clearly saying "ahaha my cards!" but gets cut off makes this moment way funnier
I think your Wade is broken. You might wanna turn it off and on again.
I may be wrong, but is that a reference to Skyscraper (2018)?
Or just take it back to the store for repairs
Hi this is IT have you tried turning it off and on again?
(if you get this I will love you until Wade calms down:)) )
Unyin-Shaun O-O unfortunately wade.exe has stopped working
Ask Molly to
*Bob tries to appease Wade*
“WHAT IS THIS HAND, BOB!?”
😂😂😂
Ikr I freaking died at that part!
Ah me too man
You right
You right
You right
Wade just cackling like a madman every once and a while is lowkey kinda terrifying.
I'm crying
5:53
"I wanted nothing but red cards th- bye bob"
Wade's Stages of Grief:
Stage 1: Denial (00:46)
Stage 2: Anger (00:04)
Stage 3: Bargaining (15:16)
Stage 4: Depression (04:05)
Stage 5: Acceptance (NEVER)
he will never accept the fact that Barbra beat him in a children's card game.
Uhhh stage one happens after stage two does according to the time stamps. Same for three and four.
THIS IS @#-::* BARBARA'S FAULT
YOU RIGHT
IT'S F***ING BARBRA'S FAULT
Now welcome back to
*Uno with Barbara*
Last episode Barbra betrayed wade becoming allies of Mark and Bob
*Watch more to find out. . .*
I swear this is like a sitcom XD
How do people write in bold on comments?!!!
_The confusion angers me so_
@@Bloinker *I* *don't* *know*
@Dj Lyndon Use asterisks (*) before and after your comment
@@Bloinker -BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?-
2 years later, and Wades unexplainable mental breakdowns about a card game are still funny.
20:03
Wade: “Are you shitting me!??!”
Mark: “Yeah I am! Why?”
I was dying!!!
I love how much chaos this game creates.
Ima leave this at 69 likes
Damn just changed!!!
Online and in real life you should have seen the very intense games in school.....No ONE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE
@@elizabethlohman5335 Just shoot everone else
You're like the 1st comment on every markiplier video.
This is f***kin Barbara's fault!
*You right!*
yes, I agree
You right!
*_U right_*
F*ck Barbara.
You Right😂
Mark and Bob bullying Wade:
0:46
3:41
8:43
9:25
12:24
12:48
15:40
17:03
19:00
21:42
25:04
25:44
Correction:
Entire video.
13:54
Bob: Look, your problem's solved 😅
Angry Baby Wade: "OHH ITS NOT SOLVED OH, OHH OH OH A RING AROUND THE ROSE-" *cuts*
*Uncle Bob giggles*
I love how Wade is having a mental breakdown and mark and bob are just “good play man”
That's exactly why I didn't care for this video, it drags on with Wade being the only entertaining player.
@@stanley13579 I feel like that was the point
He needs to eat a ghost pepper
Bob: hay Mark you have any 3s or 9s?
Mark: (Starring at a blue 3) Na
It wouldn't have mattered, as Barbara had a 3
Exactly, that was the point of the whole scheme Bob had going with it there. @@armygamelover
@@armygamelover Yeah, she would've jumped in the second Bob played that red 3 he had for Mark to change the color
I think he did that on purpose
Alternate title: wade loses his mind while mark and bob have a great time with their friend Barbara
No no no no…
It should be “Me and Bob making friends!” With wade super angry in the art
Wade: i fear no man, but that thing
(looks at Barbara)
Wade: it scares me
LOL
Barbara doesn't scare Wade, she makes Wade turn into the Hulk
I love "screaming at the top of his lungs" rage Wade but I also love "very eerily quiet" rage Wade.
Mia Yuki it’s like being locked in a room with a grenade that you can’t see. You know it’s there somewhere, and it’s gonna go off, but you have no idea Where or When
Yes I agree
@@StaticOverTheRadio probably the best way to describe it, thank you.
69th like.
im the "very eerily quiet" rage Wade...
I feel like they play Uno now only to piss off Wade
that's so sad alexa play despacito 3
You Right
And they specifically play that version of Uno, that has Barbara as an NPC, instead of classic or Just Dance edition or whatever
They treat him like shit period. Can't stand it really... he's like Ross from GG. Only way worse. And they stopped the whole "God damn it Ross" thing years ago and they don't actually hate him. I don't really watch these anymore.
@@TheSquallZor There just playing around This is how Friends normally act
13:30 Wade:OH I GUESS I'LL JUST DRAW INSTEAD,I GUESS I'LL JUST CHOOSE ONE OF THE COLORS I HAVE HOW BOU SOME BLUuUuUuUuE!!
16:10 I looked away for a second, Mark said that and my first thought was "When did Ethan join?!" so had to playback.
Oh, Yes! More Uno! More Rage! More *Barbra*
I'm right here
Barbara is
@@barbaraw1245 You RIght ;)
This is f*cking YOUR fault! (lol)
@@darkhorseman90 u right
Bob and Wade are hands-down Marks most consistently amusing friends. I love watching them all play together.
What about Ethan and Tyler? Personally love Ethan.
@@inkling457 They're great, but seeing as Mark has played games with Bob and Wade since the start of his CZcams career and even before, (Tyler as well), I'd agree with Hex Isme. I do love Ethan to death though, he's a smol bean.
The whole group is just awesome. They havent played with Jack in forever though... hope its just a scheduling issue and nothing happened.
@Rockin Media This makes me happy, thanks.
Does anyone else remember Yamimash?
13:34 is easily my favourite part in all this. ^.^
Wade: *LET ME?! LET ME?! LET ME?! LET ME?! 😂*
next time they play uno they should prank wade and pretend they cant hear him and then listen to him rage about it. lol
That would be amazing
Yes please
Or, mark takes some of those sweet recordings for his board of bob- and just see how long it takes wade to loose it that way. Until of course bob gets his own XD
Not a bad idea, but no. They should both change their usernames and pictures to Barbra.
Every time Wade says *Barbara* take a shot.
You'll be wasted by the end of the video! 😂😂😂
Thanks, now I have liver failure
Every time you hear "YOU RIGHT" take a double shot
You must have some high alcohol tolerance.
You right
13:30 i swear the way wade say the word blue is the funniest thing
20:59 is such an underrated moment, oh my lord
Part 2: The revenge of BARBARA
Yup! I shall punish Wade for hating me so,mwuahahaha
Barbara Uno Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Actually it's Barbara's Uno, part 3 L O L
Part of the epic Barbara trilogy, the best trilogy ever made.
Barbara XD....who will avenge?
13:37 How about some BLUEUeUeUeuUeuUeuUue
Squid & craft the timestamp.... intentional or not...?
Wow... He said that right as I read this
BLESS YOU FOR THE TIMESTAMP
*Bob's whistle laugh in the background*
Got so angry he transformed into a dolphin
13:57
A RING AROUND THE ROSIE!
Bobs 'hehe' laugh at 1:06 is just amazing
4:09 “I’m moving close to whatever crying is... what stage is that?”
ah so Depression then
What of acceptance
Grief
Ah, yes, crying = depression.
@Nylthanyr IV But everyone cries, and just because there is crying, doesn't mean someone is depressed.
@Nylthanyr IV Yes, I have watched the video. What does this have to do with anything? they don't have the same argument we're having. And they don't even answer. What are you talking about exactly?
Legend has it that if you say "barbara" three times she comes and destroys your Uno hand....
Barbara Barbara Barbara
I'm not playing Uno.
Just once works.
It is Like Boody Marry but worse... 😂😂
@@primeemperor9196 BOO!
@@barbarawhittaker8744 You're no ghost.
Mark: “What- What stage of grief do you think you’re on right now, Wade?”
Wade: left
left
left one
I have a theory that Wade's hair was burnt off by the amount of heat coming off of it
It's all your f***** fault!
Wade: the rage bubble
Bob: the not helpy helper
Mark: the not helps helpers friend
Barbara: the one who wants to actually play and win
*_YOU RIGHT!_*
*Yes I agree.*
Mark: YOU RIGHT
ŸÖÜ RÏGHT
Bob: mark do you have any 3s 4s or 6s?
Mark: zooms in on a 3: nope
Well done bud.
Sarah S. It wouldn’t have mattered, the last card was a 3.
And that’s done in post
@@phantomdestroyer7725 ah this makes me feel better thanks
Barbra winning was inevitable there. Her last card was a red 3. It would have been funnier if mark did use the three, it would go like this
B: mark do you have any 3s 4s or 6s?
Mark: yeah 3
*plays the threes*
Wade: SUCK ON THAT BARBRAA!
Barbra: *wins*
Wade: wHAT!
Mark and bob: What a play!
Wade: *anger noises*
@@phantomdestroyer7725 thank you! This made me feel a lot better.
Mark was the mastermind behind Barbara's win. He might've been just an accomplice, but don't forget,
He had a three.
But Barbara actually had a red three anyway, so she would've won anyway, unless someone jumped in
22:11 is actually the funniest thing I have ever heard
I think "You right" is the best meme on this channel right now
Y E S I A G R E E
You right
Agreed. We need a gif for it, it reacts too well to too many things
@@jasminedancer4618 Yes I completely agree with you. Someone please make this a gif!!
U rite
I swear he uses the same rage face in every thumbnail
Taikamuna He’s been doing that for weeks lmao
*He is,
Idk why!😂*
I mean he is...
It’s a good rage face tho
You right
You right
24:38 "Me, Wade..."
*"mostly Wade"*
12:46 The funniest part is that even if Mark had played his 3 Barbara still would have won 😂
Wade: HOW BOUT SOME BLUuUUUEeEEeE
Bob: *the sound the mirror makes when you clean it*
sleepy-artist I didn’t think there could be such a perfect description but I got to that point in the video and yeap lmao
TheShadowPlayer Yes I agree☝️
You right
What if all along, Barbra was
JACK
That would explain a few things
Or maybe Barbra is jpw03
That makes sense. Maybe Barbra is really *Nin.* That would make a lot more sense for Wade being mad
Agent Gotham who?
That would be hilarious if it was Jack! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
13:38 I don’t think I’ve ever heard bob wheez before and it’s funny every single time for me XD
There are 3 of them and somehow they're having 4 conversations at once
Bob: Mark, do you have any 3's, 4's, or 6's?
Mark: NO *looks at blue three*
DYING 😂😂
It still wouldn't help, she at a 3 XD
You Right
Marvelous Mack when
@@gracefulnature9578 timestamp is 12:42
Anyone remember when Cutie was the original Barbara?
BioWolf I feel as though Cutie actually is Barbara, just under a disguise. Lol
Only 90s kids will remember
BioWolf Yes
Maybe Barbara is Cutie's superhero persona.
Ah the good ol' days
The world looking at the US right now: 22:57
Also people looking at 2020.
Just a normal day in America
7:12 when I look at your smile I hardly notice...tooth
Wade : I don’t have any god damm red
Bob : just play red
Why did I remember if you homeless just buy a house
jess 50 you right!
That's like "Don't be deppressed, just be happy"
😂😂😂😂😂
If ur hungry, just eat
SAVAGELORD well that one actually makes sense.
funny how mark got screwed by barbara in every round in the second game yet wade was still the onne suffering the most
*YEah YoU rIGht*
Ah there is the comment I was looking for!
13:38 I can't stop laughing!!!
8:58
Wade: "Stop looking AT MY HAND!!!!!!"
Uno: The game that ruins all relationships.
Right after Monopoly and Mario Party.
The only thing getting ruined is Wade's sanity
Yes
second only to monopoly
uno, has been ruining friendships sens 1971
"I'm breathing very happily!"
Hey man, I know life can get tough some times and I understand it's easier to give up, but dont. I believe in you. There are people who love and care about you and I promise life will get better. Have a nice life mate.
@@Official_NotNeo that came out of nowhere, but it's very sweet and it's nice to read this kind of message, so thank you buddy!
@@Official_NotNeo *_U right_*
Someone make that their senior quote! 😂
@@russianspy5577 yes i agree
Wade:*going ballistic over Barbara like it's a failing relationship *
Mark's sound board: "U right"
5:15 Wade starting to sing Linken Park's In The End. Yep, he has officially learned that, no matter if he tried so hard, and got so far against Barbra, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
?
Eventually, Mark stopped thinking.
Rip
Hi there.
U're freakin everywhere
I see your comments in every video I watch....it’s scary
YASS JASTIN WASSUP
so wade i heard u have a problem with me ?
barbara HAHA
You kick ass at Uno
THE HERO WE NEEDED BUT NOT THE ONE WADE WANTED
That's amazing 😂
You are the next JPW03 XD
23:50 there you go, easy, when you don’t have something nice to say… ohweeee!
Poor Wade. He’s been through so much, and the therapists (his friends), aren’t helping. While also being lovable jerks.
I agree I feel bad for wade
And mark and dob are just being jerks
@@uniquesalazar2244 "DOB"
*sees the word uno and Markiplier and instantly clicks*
Melons .-. mood \_^-^_/
I guess Mark still hasn’t figured out how to set his profile picture
I think most of these recent videos were done on the same day or two
In one of the recent uno videos he tried to change it but it didn’t work so he didn’t bother 👍🏼
You right.
Yes I agree
Pancakes Pancakes Oh, no way
Lmao Wade sounded like an angry parrot when he kept repeating “let me!?” At Bob and Mark
13:37 the way Wade says blue kills me😂
She protecc
She attacc
Most importantly
She make Wade Mad
She stab Wade in bacc?
She make Wade cracc
She make Wade go Wacc
I don't think she ever protecc tho
Lewd Donut she seemed to like Bob...
Can't lose a mind that you don't have
kremit the frog 😂👍
Lol
M O O D
kremit the frog yes I was the First Reply!!
I’ll drink to that Kremit
Wade: what stage is close to crying.
Me: Choclate stress eating
19:00
Alright. Let's play some Uno!
Best. Shit. Ever. XD
One of these days UNO's gonna start WW3
I think you mean WW4. We're in the midst of WW3 right now. It's called PewDiePie Vs. T-Series
100 million subscribers without videos true
you right
You right
And then Monopoly will begin the apocalypse.
*"Wade" THANK YOU MARK MY GOOD FRIEND FOR MAKING IT GREE ONE OF THE GODDAM COLORS I DON'T HAVE*
*mark"you're welcome"*
*had me dead*
"HOW BOUT SOME BLUEEEEEUEUEUE"
Mark: * plays a 5 that makes it red *
Wade: ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
Mark: Yeah I am :D Why?
13:47
Come on now. I feel terrible for Wade. He went raging mode the entire time since Barbara joined. Really it's just not that funny when you think of how much he went through.
@@markdemars7648 … you’re joking right?😆
15:34 DID WADE JUST HISS
4:46
"yOu ArMeD tHe NuKe"
I don't know why I found that so funny XD