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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2019
- When UNO turns into NO U we turn into the worst version of ourselves...
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I fear no man.
But that Barbara....
It *scares* me.
I LOVE YOU?
Pecan k?
**WHEEZE**
@@vxreme *CONFUSED LOVE*
😂😂😂I am dead
These three have the most uncanny ability to talk for a half hour without ever stopping and still not saying anything the entire time
I've literally never seen it described so well...
It's editing, if you watch the actual live stream there are quiet spots
What do you mean? They went through a whole character arc.
i feel like they just pull topics out of their butt, and put a magnify glass on it
@@ScoutTrooperTK so unnecessary🙄
I would hate to be Wade’s therapist after this episode.
“Barbara isn’t real, she cant hurt you.”
Barbra: Exists
Wade: DaMn YoU bArBrA!!!!
Isn't there an AI in Monopoly Plus named Barbara? I guess Markiplier & co were lucky they never thought of adding an AI to their Monopoly games.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK!!"
Bob: I’ve never been mean
Also bob to Ethan : GET YOUR ACNE OUT OF YOUR EARS AND GO LEFT
Settlers of Catan? That's an exception.
What's that from?
Muffin it’s from when they played depth with Ethan
@@desolatesoul8474 alright thank you
GET THE RICE OUT OF YOUR EARS
AND GO LEFT
Mark: Don't insult my girlfriend.
Amy: What?
I've got bad news for you Amy.
@@powellmiller3845 looks like your name has been Barbara this whole time
Facts poor Amy she got mark chickflay and wendie so many times now she's being betrayed
*_yeet_*
Is mark dating amy????
Wade's hatred for Barbara this episode is literally like Timmy's Dad and his hatred of Dinkleberg.
Anthony Saylor OH MY GOD-
I can no longer see it any other way
Anthony Saylor I will forever see it that way now
That's the perfect analogy.
You're right!
Bob setting an orphanage on fire: “I’m the nice one!”
It’s all mark’s fault
The time when Ethan said "you're a nice guy bob" who answers with just "no."
This entire episode is like having an argument with anyone on the internet.
Under appreciated comment
Or a Reddit argument
“Mark did that to you”
“Yeah I did that to you”
“Wait”
Well yes, but actually no.
Well no, but actually yes..
Wait
I still dont get it lol
Noelle
Bob made Wade draw 6 and said “Mark did that to you.”
Mark, on autopilot, agreed, saying “Yeah I did that to you.”
A second later, Mark realized “WAIT”
Wade: “I think the storm is taking me down” Bob: “Yeah, Wade, if you die, film it”
I searched way too long for someone acknowledging this beautiful statement at the end xD
@@jvdge4844 I know how you feel, I actually forgot what video it was in and searched so hard for it for so long, then the other night I’m sitting in the living room watching random videos and bam I hear it at the end. I think my jaw literally dropped 😂
20:37
“I wonder how many cards he’s gonna draw this time”
Timer: Hits zero
Ad plays
*DBZ narrator interjects* “FIND OUT NEXT TIME!”
*roundabout plays*
The Hub will be right back after these messages!
"Yeah, that's weird how it just glitched like that." I love how Bob has this uncanny ability to sound sarcastic when he's telling the truth, and his deadpan delivery makes it even funnier. XD
He's so tricksy that you can't tell when he's being tricksy or not
?
Bob just exudes this aura of being the nice guy even when he's being the most malicious person. XD
The answer will always be no you cant
@AssFace Mcduckerson Imagine waiting 3 months to tell someone not to put more than one comment on a vid and not doing even 2 seconds of research to discover that they have 3 comments, not two.
@@tazlafortune5786 Please respond to the comment and not the username
@AssFace Mcduckerson Imagine being a hypocrite
Really tho 😂
"Oh, you're being really BARBARA about this, Bob"
Let's all work together to make this phrase a thing
No
@@ryguy22opi91 yes
@@ryguy22opi91 you're really being barbara about this
Yes please!
No
Wade reminds me of the teacher in the incredibles trying to convince everyone dash is messing with him
lol right
Coincidence? I tHiNk NoT!!!!!
he also gives strong Mr. Crocker vibes lol
Wade is that guy in the horror movie who already knows what the monster is and how to get rid of it from the very beginning, but no one else ever believes it's real.
You right
It’s sad that wade said “your like a news station” and everyone knew what he meant
Yeah
aye
The reality we live in
And to imagine that the news was once known for honesty . . .
@@proudamerican183 Media hasn’t changed at all, actually. If you take a cursory look through the history books, you’ll find countless examples of media doing exactly what they’re doing today. The media has _never_ been known for honesty.
I feel like “I hate you 3000” is one of the most under appreciated part of this video
I agree
@Annaliese schottec 20:55
End game reference? Lol
Not even gonna lie, every time he says that I PANIC lol
Yesss
Alternate Video Title:
Mark And Bob Gaslighting Wade For 20 Minutes
Wade gaslights himself. Mark and Bob just roast marshmallows with the ensuing bonfire. XD
28 minutes
Yeet Yeet if we’re being exact then actually 28 minutes and 32 seconds
i know they're just joking around but sometimes i genuinely feel bad for wade lmao
Or an attack on jt
Wade: it's her MiNdDd iT's HeR eViL mAsTeRmInD....
Mark: *_o h s o i t ' s t h e c o l o u r o f h e r s k i n_*
😂😂
I cringed.
@@jiffythemagicelf good for you
@@SteampunkHorse Thanks, man! 👍
Kinda made me upset with Mark. But I understand that they are freinds and are just joking around.
@@cameronbruning148 See, that's where I was coming from. I mean, I get it... jokes not serious ha ha funny, but it just seemed like Mark went a bit too hard on the fake accusation thing. It was more hard-to-watch than funny.... but whatever. Like you said... just jokes... and they won't always land with everyone.
Alternate title: Markiplier and Bob Jokingly Gaslight Wade for half an hour
I believe you are correct! 😅
😂🤣
22:06. Bob's manipulative tactics and abilities have been revealed.
He is secretly a sociopath
Drogon secretly? 😂
@@Drogon7102 I don't think that's what a sociopath is lmao
His masterplan
I think bob’s a Sith Lord
1:07 - Strike One!!
5:18 - Things were fine in these parts....
7:22 - I look down for two seconds...
8:00 - Lets do a litte trade
9:01 - _I think Bob's targeting you Wade_
9:42 - Toxic Peen
10:39 - Perfect Play
13:08 - Infernal Deck!!
14:00 - 7 Years
15:15 - Turd Burglar
16:13 - My time is limited on this planet
18:05 - Woah, Hax!!
18:52 - Hey don't you dare insult _my girlfriend_
20:00 - Draw for me...
20:37 - Barbara I hate you 3000
22:00 - Mark did all that to you, never forget
23:36 - This will soon be someone else's
24:01 - Wait I hit Uno tho.....
25:53 - Who we making fun of right now?
26:25 - Wait it won't let me play....
Markiplier should pin this comment
This needs more likes
18:52
I wonder how Amy feels about that.
You mean
Draw four me
25:05
You know but has been winning a lot ma-
Bob
Bob wa.
Barbara: *exists*
Wade: SHE’S TARGETING ME
Mark: *pulls a Phoenix Wright* OBJECTION
Nice pfp.
So who is Barbara anyway?
Im dead-ass right now, I have an uncle Wade and aunt Barbara. I'm not kidding
Edit: omg I forgot I commented, :D this was nice to see while rewatching the uno series. For any people wondering, my aunt and uncle do not hate eachother 😂. My uncle wade is an eccentric character, however. My aunt Barbara is just kinda chill lol.
Does the aunt plot against the uncle?
LOLOLOLOLOL
OH MAH GAWD! THATS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE! (I'm just kidding I appreciate you and your family!)
Uh! D-D-Do they play Uno?
Are you from the future??
I want a video of Barbara working with Darkiplier and everyone but wade not noticing.
That’s a really weird Invader Zim plot
Who says they aren't already?
YEs
Whisper Walter darkiplier head canon: darkiplier is female and is named Barbra
Need!
Darkiplier in a Barbra wig!
22:07 Barbara is a distraction. Bob is the real mastermind. You can see the mind controlling powers developing. Soon, Bob will be the Uno master. All hail Muyskerm!
I love how I can’t tell for the life of me if their arguments are for real or sarcastic because they genuinely make it seem so real but I bet when they finish the games they laugh so hard at each other’s stupidity😂
I’m sure they’re all kidding for the “bit” as they usually say XD
I was caught off guard with the "My time is limited on this planet". Laughed so hard
And we find out why at the end of the video.
Everyone is trying to team up on each other but have no idea who's side they are even on.
Like Mark said in the video, “You’re so busy pointing fingers but you have no idea where the conversation is going.” Lmao.
For some reason, this reads like an old man talking about the war to his grandchildren. I applaud you, human
@@nikkit3283 thanks I guess xD
(I'm a 16 year old girl that speaks the language of old men)
Bob is the REAL Barbara
Wade is like Candace from Phineas and Ferb, trying to tell her parents (represented by Bob and Mark) that Phineas and Ferb (represented by Barbara) actually aren't who they appear to be.
That or Bob and Mark have fallen for Stockholm Syndrome.
I love Bob's *_"I'll show you being targeted."_*
That shit is so menacing and raw and somehow still went underrated by the comment section
This felt more like an intorogation of wades prejeduce with an uno game in the backround.
I usually listen to these videos in the background, so i forget they’re playing uno a couple times
I agree, I didn't like it, I felt bad for wade the entire time.
Its like a character study
@@Foxner Same.
I love how they appreciate Barbara just because Wade hates her
18:57
Mark: Hey don't you dare insult my...girlfriend...
Me: *remembers Mark's Draw My Life where he had a girlfriend named Barbara*
CrouTheBlackwing wait WHAT
Well... damn
You heard correctly. In Mark's old Draw My Life video, he mentioned a girlfriend. He called her Barbara in the video, but that probably wasn't her actual name. But it IS an amusingly interesting coincidence.
@@gayjayy yep
Do you think that's why he said she is his girlfriend or it was a funny accident 😂
Why is bob’s insanely dry delivery just the funniest thing.
"Oh Wade Im gonna step on your toe later.. or not hold the door open..!" *EVIL*
@Ally r/pettyrevenge
Sounds like something Tenya Iida would say from mha tbh
Read this as the part was playing.
Ally oof
i thought he said "suck on your toe" what you said makes much more sense
Uno may destroy friendships but if you add Barbara they get destroyed beyond repair
Nah.
Uno break friendships.
Barbara breaks minds.
Yall sexist or what?
No I don't I'm just playing the game, Wade just can't bear my victory 😉
Actually, if you add Bob they get annihilated.
@@redox_reaction_phox They so sexist.
Wade: *calls out Bsrbara's obvious and continued abuse towards him*
Mark: *BECOMES TWITTER*
Wade: My time is limited on this planet.
Me: unus annus?
Momento Mori
RIP in pepperonis
**UNUS ANNUS**
2020-2021
@@messyalien5164 *2019-2020
énas chrónos
bob and wade
Tick, tick, tick, tick
Barbara: *enters game*
Wade: *chuckles* I’m in danger
I read that in Ralphs voice.
More like
*EVIIIILLLLLL*
Ah yes
A meme
Someone really needs to make a compilation of wade being mad at Barbara and also animate this episode
I'd do it if I got the compilation of him sayinf stuff haha.
Vapourwaves I can make the compilation and send it to you if you want
There’s an animation where an animator took uno sound bites and created a gladiator match against Barbara. It’s on Marks channel
just wade going crazy (straight jacket and foam at the mouth raving over barbara) while mark barbara and bob look on with concern n confusion but then decide to play uno
@@josephmartins8882 And this video would be perfect for part two of that animation.
16:18
Mark: ...... ᵁᴺᵁˢ ᴬᴺᴺᵁˢ
19:00
True example of Karma:
*Barbara:* Draws four on Mark.
*Wade:* Yeah! Look what Ur gf did ta u!!
*Bob:* Draws four on Wade.
*Wade:* ...look what Bob... did to... me..
Lixian: *zooms in on Mark pressing the UNO button*
Me: oh no he's gonna get called out unfairly again isn't he
Bu....But he didn't press the UNO button
AJP 101 he did, the game just hates him 😂 (and the other two know it, but it’s funny when they tease him because he gets flustered)
Mark: calls Barbara his girlfriend
Amy: am I a joke to you
MJ Thomas barbara is amy ;-;
@@joddddiiiiiiii7920 ????
Throughout all of this and every single episode and podcast, I’ve learned one thing.
*Bob is the nice one.*
"Wade if you die, film it"
true friendship right there
Can we just take a minute to appreciate lixians editing?
"Wade if you die, film it"
Cookie pixals05 lixian’s the best, he actually puts himself in the videos and his timing and humor is on point
Jay Dominic I hope that Mark or Lixian reads this. It’ll make their day🥰🥰
@@NecessaryNonsense990 ikrrr
“My time is limited on this planet” - Wade, 3000 A.D.
Cookie pixals05 😹😹
Mark: * *puts game screen on* *
Barbara: * *in game* *
Me: this is not gonna go well for wade
This will always be a never ending war against the two
Sh4dy _Fox 😂😂
*ah shit, here we go again...*
We need The Legend of Barbara part 2 now, lol.
I was searching for this episode for a while and am so glad to have found it. The one where Bob is actually an evil genius, sowing discord and chaos in such subtle, masterful ways so that everyone keeps handing him victories while thinking it's their idea. It's incredible, truly awe-inspiring to watch such artful manipulation in action, at least two of Bob's wins were handed to him by Mark and Wade because they thought they were making a point, but really, it was all Bob. Amazing. O.O
Barbara: I wonder what they are talking about
Mark: You will never be as good as Barbara
Bob: Such a Barbara thing to do
Wade: I think Barbara is hacking the main frame
I fear no man, but that thing...
*shows Barbara with uno cards*
it scares me
I'm not as scary if you get to know me! 😉
Roaarw I'm gonna bite you ear off 😂
@@kittywithagun7742 Sorry Barbara didnt mean to make you think I dont like you
@@kittywithagun7742 id like to know you.😂
@@Nana39290. Sure let's be friends, wanna team up against Wade?
It literally went from
Wade vs Barbara
To wade vs Barbara vs mark and bob
To wade and mark and bob vs Barbara
To mark vs wade and bob
To mark and Barbara vs bob and wade
To happy family
Thank god we got there
After 9 years in development, we hope it was worth the wait.
Indeed
from mark and barbara vs bob and wade
to mark x barbara vs bob and wade
to happy family
@@thatcherconrad3844 youreeee definitely not good in the head :)
U right
Leta face it.
Everyone came for wades ranting
My Mom-
Hi honey what have you been up to today
Me-
I watched three grown men arguing about a AI named Barbara and how she is plotting to destroy them in UNO
Mom-
Oh so a normal day huh?
*an
@That One Cool Gamer no an is. When there is a vowel after the word "a" it turns to an
I see what you're talking about now. "An* AI" yeah dark tea you're right
Barbara: _doesn't hold the door open_
Wade: E V I L
Easy there, Mermaidman.
22:11
"WAIT A MINUTE HANG ON ACTUALLY - !"
aka the moment when wade and mark realized they had been tricked by bob
mark catching bob in his manipulation and making wade realize it was one of the funniest moments ever lmao
Barbara:
Wade: SHES TARGETTING ME
NIIICE GOOD JOKE
Sounds like femnazis
Get baited
Fer Silfore recruit
No no wait, you see she isn't saying anything cause she's secretly tryharding...
Lol I'm just kidding, Barbara is a mute.
Wade made more targetting calls than refs at a NFL game where the Patriots are losing
25:05 example of Wade's attention span.
"Wait you know Bob's been winning a lot of mat, Bob, Bob wah... my hair is gone"
I think markiplier is a sociopath
@@jamesonayapan ok nerd
@@AidenOcelot Yeah, TELL 'EM!
@@jamesonayapan NERD!
@@AidenOcelot u rite
“You’re like a news station” - Wade
Funny cause it’s true lol
What does that even mean?
@@Thechaosmaster1997 it was funny, because it was true.
Wade: *wins the match in Uno* SHES LAYING A TRAP!!! BARBRA IS EVIL!!
Markiplier: *confused*
26:55 Kind of magical the way Bob sounds guilty of something even when he's not guilty of something
Bob is so evil he is guilty of everything.
Is he, though?
_lieskerm_
Even more magical when he doesnt sound guilty, but has all the guilt of it. Like in this part here 22:06
I was 100% convinced Bob was controlling the game somehow
Lixian's editing makes everything 10 times funnier XD
Oh hello 👁️👄👁️
@@ZedFyres19 Hello :)
True
Btw Ello
tommyinnit titles in a nutshell
24:03 *Bull shit, Mark won that game and there is no excuse*
Except there is
It's called *cheating*
(I honestly also have no idea why that didn't go through too-)
18:57
His delivery of that line is giving romcom
At the very end:
"Wade, if you die, film it."
Such caring friends 😂
I've done the same thing to some of my friends
Haha commented this at 666 lieks
Not what was actually said. :/
Obi-Wan Kenobi you deaf? 28:11
@@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ you need hearing aids?
Mark's look of shame when he almost said girlfriend was hilarious 😅😂
Not only almost xD (he exposed himself)
Time Stamp?
Time stampp?
@@anonymite1680 18:55
@That One Cool Gamer yeah around there
Bob: I'm the nice one!
Also Bob: Straight up admitted he takes any chance he sees to "sow discord" among the other two
This should have been called "The old married couple, Wade and Barbra, love to fight" XD
100/10 video Mark
Wade: "I'm happy that you won, Bob."
Bob: "Now that's just mean!"
Now that just sounds mean***
I love how Wade talks about Barbara like she's a sentient being XD
lol yet she's a heartless machine
22:09 was a bugs bunny Daffy Duck “Duck season, rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season, rabbit season, duck season fire moment” 😂😂
Wade whispering "bobwa" over and over is the cherry on top of all of this 🤣
Barbara: *exists*
Wade: why do I hear boss music?
Because I'm the boss obviously
Wade:I might die.
Mark & Bob:Film it!
A true youtubers mindset.
* Make * *hahahahahahaha*
“Dont you insult my girl freind”
*amy will remember that*
Mark: Don't insult my girlfriend!
*Amy wants to know your location*
Wade calm down just a AI
Is it bitch lake
That ai is targeting me
Wade relentlessly hating on Barbara? ✔
Mark and Bob relentlessly supporting Barbara and teasing Wade? ✔
Wade making weird noises and yelling? ✔
Funny editing? ✔
Hilarious game-breaking glitches? ✔
_EXcellent recipe for a _*_delicious_*_ meal._
The picture you used for your profile made this comment 9999% better. XD
*EXCELLENT RECIPE FOR A MARKIPLIER VIDEO*
Your profile pic xD
Bob:I would have done that to u too.
Wade: but she does it with extra VeN0m
Wade at 3:15 guys I've been your friends for years
Mark and Bob : Well 🤷♂
I know Barbara is in a video game, but I think she broke Wade’s mind...
Video games cause insanity
Isn't that the truth
Mostly
or his heart
Eehhmm no I did not..
@@andieleete2748 his heart has been broken years ago you fool.
Everyone:Barbara is Hacking
Me: *What about Bob who's been winning 5 Streaks?*
I know, right? Bob is very clearly the nefarious villain in this video, pay attention to him throughout the video and you see him taking advantage of the chaos and attacking Mark and Wade's sanity…and then, when Wade starts getting suspicious of Bob, THAT is when the game glitches to hell, and not a game sooner. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@@Wandergirl108
Plus he's manipulating others into thinking that *Markiplier's GF* is the enemy
Bob is a G
@@joeyo.t1
Is that a name for a *Ripoff* of *PUBG?*
@Sonnie D no
Wade: literally all of Athens
Barbra: Pretty and pretty smart girl pandora
Mark and Bob: *mocks wade about his hatred of Barbara*
Barbara: *_breaks game on her turn_*
Mark and Bob: *slowly shuffles towards Wade*
all those games out there, but uno is the one who crushes friendships
sometimes even *barbara*
if you mean the online /pc game then yes.
Now what exactly do you mean?
let us not forget the fan made real life ver.
what about monopoly?
This is just Mark and Bob ganging up on Wade about his unjust biases against Barbara and Wade trying to defend himself
Honestly I kinda thought it was annoying.
But it's now been confirmed that Barbara is Mark's girlfriend
Bob switched halfway through tho
Cloud575501 wait what ?? Marks girlfriend is playing as Barbra lol
@@Dougyy no, Barbara IS Mark's girlfriend
They really did a whole bit that could have been titled “gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss: making wade go crazy” and it never gets old
why does it look like mark has bunny ears this whole time from the fly above his facecam lolll
"My time is limited on this planet." Wade 2019
Later on:
“Wade.. I miss you buddy...” Markiplier 2019 (on his CZcams community thread)
Unnas annus be like
Momento mori
Its not wrong.
@@user-br4to3gg9i what happened?
Wade: "I think the storm is taking me down."
Mark: "Film it."
Welcome to CZcams!
Maybe he'll get five dollars!
@@shayes7297
Just try searching "women kissing"
this was literally just a therapy session for wade
I love how these games can either be the shortest round you've ever seen, or it lasts for 40 days and 40 nights
uno, but wade hates on a computer character for 28 minutes straight
So a normal uno video then?
Computer huh?
Thanks kryoz
@@kittywithagun7742 please dont hurt me
*Barbara exist*
Wade: Hello darkness my old friend
"My hair is gone!" -Wade Barnes 2019
since he completely bald now, this comment makes a whole lot more sense
5:10 I love how Wade predicted that Barbara's gonna turn them against eachother, because that's what happens later on the video. Maybe Barbara really is the evil one
Barbra: *doing the absolute minimum*
Wade: this is avengers level threat
@@sydisposting thank you 🙈🙈
I mean... look at Luigi.
Literally every board game: I destroy friendships!
Uno: am I a joke to you?
It all started with "Go Fish" 1st grade...
21:40 LMAO, MARK GOT FUCKING PSYCHO-ANALYZED