Trump's Bad Advice For The Notre Dame Cathedral

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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
  • As heartbroken Parisians looked up helplessly as Notre Dame Cathedral burned, President Trump proposed a bold solution via Twitter: water!
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  • @45azma
    @45azma Před 5 lety +695

    nothing wrong with throwing 45tons of water, traveling at 100mph at a 856yo building.

    • @stevehodges9632
      @stevehodges9632 Před 5 lety +23

      that made me laugh, nice one. Still laughing...!

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G Před 5 lety +6

      ... Just as long as you don't hit the buildings around it?

    • @ProudBastardArtscom
      @ProudBastardArtscom Před 5 lety +6

      Bravo! Hahaha!

    • @pinkfloyddwc
      @pinkfloyddwc Před 5 lety +1

      Like you can't adjust the amount of water being released... or wait.. you can!

    • @maxkruger3662
      @maxkruger3662 Před 5 lety +1

      Are you an idiot?

  • @Hodoss
    @Hodoss Před 5 lety +661

    As a French I've never seen water bombing used on buildings. But please Mr. Trump feel free to experiment your idea on American cities, I'm curious to see the results. We'll watch and learn.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe Před 5 lety +6

      Water is a proven tried and true way of slowing down and extinguishing fires

    • @cami4974
      @cami4974 Před 5 lety +72

      @@dbdeluxe Water bombing aircraft an't for cities (6 tons water powerfully sent per metter, could provoke severe injuries and damages on soil!), that's ok when you have a huge forrest fire extending on kilometers to bomb water on trees, you'll use water aircraft to content the fire in space, but it's never used to save people or buildings on a localized fire, that would be just inapproriatae, especially on an old building already weakended by fire, it would rather provoke its whole collapse than saving what can be saved! Firemen managed to save the main (structure, etc) while it was on threat, some of these men entered into the weakened church at their own peril to save it, without all what they did, it could have been much worse, they did their jobs giving the best of them with the most adapted means possible, so the cathedral still looks itself (even if seriously 'injured')!

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss Před 5 lety +49

      @@dbdeluxe Well then let's get on with it, mates! Where is my demonstration of water bombing American cities? I've got the wine and saucisson waiting for the show.

    • @bernadettequirk7675
      @bernadettequirk7675 Před 5 lety +60

      We could start the party on Trump Towers first!

    • @rowhaus5478
      @rowhaus5478 Před 5 lety +3

      The French are apparently incapable of learning anything. Your country is being overrun and your heads are too deep in the crepes to even realize.

  • @gregparrott
    @gregparrott Před 5 lety +68

    3:17 I love the French Civil Security's response to 'rump's tweet!

    • @imperatordu2801
      @imperatordu2801 Před 3 lety

      @@xenomyr I have to admit, like Trump, in the first minutes of this tragedy, with all the emotion, I asked to myself, why not using water-bombing ? And of course just after I just realized "No of course that's no sense !". So I think that Trump had the same reflex idea that a lot of people but they never will admit it. ; )

  • @onewomanslife
    @onewomanslife Před 5 lety +87

    Projecting the rose window was a great moment in TV history. Well done! and Thank you.

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint Před 5 lety +110

    The famous organ survived too. One of the greatest organ instruments in the world actually survived. I could cry I'm so relived.

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 Před 4 lety

      Organ instruments?
      You don't say violin instrument.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 3 lety

      @Elijah Harris they were probably right to clarify that. It may be because I've been doing an all nighter but I initially thought they meant organ the body part.

  • @b.terenceharwick3222
    @b.terenceharwick3222 Před 5 lety +171

    "What the hell do I know?" The best question ever posed during his mostly bankrupt life by Mr. Trump.

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado7529 Před 5 lety +1749

    Damn the French were so pissed they actually tweeted in English

  • @thunderwolf4237
    @thunderwolf4237 Před 5 lety +1223

    Flint still needs access to clean water.

    • @donstyles6487
      @donstyles6487 Před 5 lety +21

      Exactly!

    • @sixtysyxti3235
      @sixtysyxti3235 Před 5 lety +8

      Its been months you have to be joking.

    • @GuitaristOnDaRoof
      @GuitaristOnDaRoof Před 5 lety +6

      Then why is Flint not a Ghost town?

    • @thecollector5209
      @thecollector5209 Před 5 lety +2

      Drink it drink it drink it ....

    • @leonabinger5571
      @leonabinger5571 Před 5 lety +38

      Flint people are drinking bottled water and receiving the water back from Detroit but the infrastructure still hasn't been fixed that goes for the rest of the United States no infrastructure has been fixed in the last two-and-a-half years California wildfires destroyed all the pipes and plastic pipes underground they also have a water drinking problem

  • @stellarmist_yt
    @stellarmist_yt Před 5 lety +17

    Thank you dear mr Colbert for your moving words about Notre Dame. We LOVE you in France

  • @Steve-bo6ht
    @Steve-bo6ht Před 5 lety +315

    The french fire teams did an incredible job and fought the fire in a way not to put pressure on the stone work, Trumps way we would have a cathedral wiped of the map

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 Před 5 lety +3

      Trump's idea was brilliant! It just wasn't needed. Water may weaken or even destroy structures but artifacts left behind can in most cases be repaired. Fire COMPLETELY destroys everything in it's path! Because of severe TDS liberals are completely devoid of critical thinking skills. Americans are waking up to this fact and will obliterate the Democrats at the polls in 2020.

    • @Dylan-gg8tb
      @Dylan-gg8tb Před 5 lety +10

      @@Ace1King1 It's not that was a bad idea, but it clearly wasn't doable if they wanted to preserve the structure of the building.......otherwise they would have done just that.

    • @NONSEQUIT
      @NONSEQUIT Před 5 lety +41

      @@Ace1King1 The real issue is that the President was giving unsolicited advice to people who fight fires for a living. In an emergency it's best to leave the details to the professionals. It was not a brilliant idea because it was not useful.

    • @maxglide
      @maxglide Před 5 lety +21

      Ace1King1 you know shit about fighting structural fires... AND art restoration

    • @ericroy5188
      @ericroy5188 Před 5 lety +24

      @@Ace1King1 it was hardly brilliant or even thoughtful. Yes, water works, but multiple 2 ton masses of water slamming into a comprised structure would have destroyed it. You think TDS is a thing, but your sycophantic cult of trump is truly shameful and un-American.

  • @c.b.5535
    @c.b.5535 Před 5 lety +646

    Love how he has a solution for Notre Dame, but no solution or comment for the historically black churches burned in Louisiana. No solutions for Puerto Rico.......... but what the hell do I know? I'm just a regular person.

    • @Rpzinna
      @Rpzinna Před 5 lety +1

      Yang has a solution to those concerns....I believe

    • @Suelorie
      @Suelorie Před 5 lety +29

      Too bad he doesn't know enough to keep his mouth shut when he doesn't know-oh wait he'd never speak again-good idea!

    • @EnyahIsabellaSwann13
      @EnyahIsabellaSwann13 Před 5 lety +31

      I'm stunned and not so stunned how funds were so quickly given to the building process of Notre Dame... And yet Puerto Rico is still trying to stand. And Trump is still talking....
      Coming from a fellow Puerto Rican living in Puerto Rico. ❤🇵🇷

    • @toolongforyoutoread6
      @toolongforyoutoread6 Před 5 lety +36

      @MrAsap2000as If the Eiffel Tower burned down I think that people would be even more shocked, given that it is made entirely of steel.

    • @timmydirtyrat6015
      @timmydirtyrat6015 Před 5 lety +5

      +Bacchus Leto Well everybody knows jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor Před 5 lety +216

    The weight and the speed of H20 from an air tanker would have collapsed a structure of antiquity like a house of cards ! We need more stupidity in 2020 !!!

    • @collectorofcats294
      @collectorofcats294 Před 5 lety +2

      Sean Sartor indeed!!!

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 5 lety +3

      Most of the firefighting planes are apparently stationed in the south of France, where there are more hot dry summers and forests that can burn, than up in the north where Paris is.
      And if you slammed millions of gallons of cold water on heated-up stones all at once, the stones might crack or explode.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe Před 5 lety

      That’s untrue and illogical.... the weight and speed of h20 would have extinguished the fire. The roof structure at Norte Dame is steeply pitched to divert water just like it has done for 800 years.. people were much smarter than the people of today and most certainly smarter than the brain drain people that would find late shows funny and use them as their news source like yourself.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe Před 5 lety

      CrunchyFrog “slammed millions gallons of water” ???

    • @CrustyMuffinZ
      @CrustyMuffinZ Před 5 lety +8

      @@dbdeluxe I see the db stands for douche bag. Typical moron that takes the time out of their day in a weak attempt to bash late night entertainment shows they dislike. Seriously get a better hobby kiddo.

  • @corcon6976
    @corcon6976 Před 5 lety +109

    Dumping huge amounts of water on fragile, burning buildings. He also advised us that we should rake the forest floor to prevent wildfires. That would dry out the soil and increase erosion from rainwater, compromise the insects and fungi that turn those leaves into soil, and ultimately damage the forest system by removing a natural part of it.

    • @liduck52
      @liduck52 Před 5 lety +10

      But what the hell do I know??

    • @j.kbarnett7640
      @j.kbarnett7640 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm sure what he really meant was creating fire breaks, that would help. You have to use your imagination a bit with Trump

  • @Taltta89
    @Taltta89 Před 5 lety +994

    The French forgot to Rake the roof before the fire...

    • @ladyvee226
      @ladyvee226 Před 5 lety +17

      😂😂😂

    • @Calle_family
      @Calle_family Před 5 lety +9

      😜😃

    • @joshbgosh6200
      @joshbgosh6200 Před 5 lety +13

      This is my favorite comment today!

    • @nedim_guitar
      @nedim_guitar Před 5 lety +7

      Hey, you stole my joke! 😄

    • @Taltta89
      @Taltta89 Před 5 lety +10

      @@nedim_guitar yea sorry. I saw your message only after sending this one honest to god. Didn't mean to steal your thunder!

  • @cmdunn1972
    @cmdunn1972 Před 5 lety +50

    Criticize Stephen Colbert all you want if you don’t like his politics, but he’s a master at acting and doing impressions. This sketch is no exception.

  • @elidames6889
    @elidames6889 Před 5 lety +247

    America is mouthy. We always have been, always will be. Most of us know when to shut up during a sad event. Most.

    • @elidames6889
      @elidames6889 Před 5 lety +5

      @88Gibson LesPaul i can happily say I was too busy thinking about how France is going to go about this, and how much of a masterpiece it will be once more

    • @marietheresa7866
      @marietheresa7866 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes, this Colbert person is making the most of a tragic event to crack jokes at Trump and Pope Francis on the grounds of covering the Notre Dame episode.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 Před 5 lety +1

      ​@88Gibson LesPaul However, it will take a lifetime to completely rebuild it...
      It would have taken two hundred years to rebuild, if Trump had been Président de la République française [President of the French Republic]...

    • @marietheresa7866
      @marietheresa7866 Před 5 lety

      @88Gibson LesPaul Seems more people are jealous of Prez Trump than he even needs to be : of a building above all !! Lol .
      A LOT of folks Are jealous of this POTUS and needless to mention the name(s).

    • @thehunter9149
      @thehunter9149 Před 5 lety

      88Gibson LesPaul He wasn’t going for attention, that’s just what you guys say. If you don’t want him to have it though, then stop blowing up his tweets. The left is always drawing attention to him.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan Před 5 lety +21

    To our Catholic brothers and sisters around the world, our heart bleeds and mourns along with yours for the loss of Notre Dame.You're in our thoughts and prayers. Much love from the neopagan community.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 Před 5 lety +178

    3:15 "For firefighters, they really know how to give a sick burn!" 😜

    • @snappycruise
      @snappycruise Před 3 lety +1

      What does that mean please?

    • @yordalyn
      @yordalyn Před 3 lety +2

      @@snappycruise It means they roasted him.

  • @lightningstrikestwice6302
    @lightningstrikestwice6302 Před 5 lety +504

    "What hell do I know?" Is the most intelligent statement I've ever heard Trump say! Not much! Is the answer!

    • @frankcastle3288
      @frankcastle3288 Před 5 lety +15

      As the sarcastic question he intended it to be, it's just another Trump lie (and he probably believes it). Literally, though, it would be a very honest and smart statement.

    • @lightningstrikestwice6302
      @lightningstrikestwice6302 Před 5 lety +8

      @@frankcastle3288 perfect!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +4

      Who knows? Maybe he's very slightly self-aware.

    • @siddokis2945
      @siddokis2945 Před 5 lety +4

      He said his daughter was hot.

    • @kevlar6836
      @kevlar6836 Před 5 lety +1

      He knows damm well how to expose the democrats for the hypocrite's that they are concerning sanctuary city's and illegal immigration.

  • @keegangray7783
    @keegangray7783 Před 5 lety +5

    the rose window is such a nice touch , bravo!

  • @sayit3194
    @sayit3194 Před 5 lety +89

    Even a 6yr old can't write such stupid tweets..🤦‍♀

  • @killeing
    @killeing Před 5 lety +151

    The minute I saw Notre Dame burning my immediate thought was "Oh great I can't wait to see how Trump messes this up"- he's that predictable

    • @p.ccarbec6261
      @p.ccarbec6261 Před 5 lety +21

      if only the firefighters had guns they would have stopped the fire quicker

    • @elizabethblake1140
      @elizabethblake1140 Před 5 lety +2

      P. Moutons: Ha, ha, ha! Great remark!

    • @randomuser5237
      @randomuser5237 Před 5 lety +4

      killeing Not everything has to be about fucking Trump. This is Notre Dame we are talking about. Jeez, have people completely lost all perspective about what is important and what is not?

    • @daexion
      @daexion Před 5 lety +1

      @@randomuser5237 Yes, they have.

    • @citoyen09
      @citoyen09 Před 5 lety +1

      How sad that one of the great treasures of world architecture almost burns to the ground and your first reaction is one of political animosity.

  • @RR-np9ts
    @RR-np9ts Před 5 lety +138

    Wait, $700,000,000.00 from the rich. Just like that, for a building. But lord forbid helping the poor. The disconnect is amazing.

    • @maxenceduhamel796
      @maxenceduhamel796 Před 5 lety +5

      Well, for Frenches, helping the poors is more a gouvernment thing.
      They are not so enthousiast about paying the taxes whose allow to do that though, but that is another topic...
      (Well, not a very disconnected topic I agree)

    • @shrubsangry
      @shrubsangry Před 5 lety +3

      Yikes your IQ is low

    • @MisaoM
      @MisaoM Před 5 lety +13

      well... it's a one-time payment, and comes with the prestige of having helped to rebuild notre dame, that's pretty cool in itself. On the other hand, helping the poor by giving them money is a never-ending story...

    • @tankgirlspetdragon9225
      @tankgirlspetdragon9225 Před 5 lety +7

      @@shrubsangry seems like you are more dumb then a box of rocks. Oh wait you must be a Trumper.... you are definitely way more dumb then a box of rocks.

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse Před 5 lety +6

      MisaoM not necessarily. If we gave them money for a period of time to boost themselves up, they could get to a point where they don’t need the assistance anymore. Clearly that might not work for everyone, but it could help us have fewer living below the poverty line.

  • @lilaclizard4504
    @lilaclizard4504 Před 5 lety +204

    Rake the forest floors, but water bomb the cathedrals .... got it

    • @marc-andrelachapelle5707
      @marc-andrelachapelle5707 Před 5 lety +3

      Thx laughing hard

    • @illuminate7496
      @illuminate7496 Před 5 lety

      ...he's not talking about bombing the cathedral. I know you mongrels take everything literally. And yes, bombing the cathedral would collapse the entire structure. Water wouldn't.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 Před 5 lety +9

      ​@@illuminate7496 "water bombing" is a technique used to fight forest fires. A specially built plane, helicrane or a helicopter with specially designed bucket suspended under it, fills up from a local water source & then flies over the forest fire & drops the water (often with added fire suppressant chemicals in it) onto the fire to fight it. czcams.com/users/results?search_query=water+bombers+in+action
      Trump seems to be confused as to when to rake & when to water bomb.
      It's generally best to use rakes to make lawns outside churches look pretty by collecting fallen leaves from nearby trees, to water bomb forest fires & to trust the local fire service (who are highly trained professionals) to know the best way to extinguish building fires.
      Did I really need to explain that?

    • @illuminate7496
      @illuminate7496 Před 5 lety

      @@lilaclizard4504 I don't care...does it matter what he said? Why turn Notre Damn fire into a reason to attack Trump over nothing. Does it really matter?

    • @Eric-ye5yz
      @Eric-ye5yz Před 5 lety +5

      @@illuminate7496…… Why does trump not know when to keep his mouth shut. If he does not know that, what does he know?

  • @raviramaswamy6941
    @raviramaswamy6941 Před 5 lety +5

    Touching tribute to the Cathedral.

  • @Irondrone4
    @Irondrone4 Před 5 lety +786

    The world: "Notre Dame is on fire! This is terrible!"
    Donald Trump: "Notre Dame is on fire? Time to make this all about me."

    • @umbertobehounek2342
      @umbertobehounek2342 Před 5 lety +19

      Or Perhaps YOU are obsessed
      With him lol

    • @markb6295
      @markb6295 Před 5 lety +30

      @@umbertobehounek2342 Obviously not as obsessed as some.

    • @bigjamezian
      @bigjamezian Před 5 lety

      Or warning the issue of spreading...as done in Chicago, Seattle, San fransico.(history).. But makes more sense to risk human lives to save wood & brick

    • @guiyomelangloiz2483
      @guiyomelangloiz2483 Před 5 lety +27

      @@umbertobehounek2342 We just can't escape his ugly and annoying face.

    • @cmillholland
      @cmillholland Před 5 lety +31

      @@umbertobehounek2342 I'm obsessed with the fact that this man is systematically destroying our democratic institutions.

  • @sonikUk
    @sonikUk Před 5 lety +24

    "Omg sacre bleu ! " 🤣🇫🇷

  • @FrankMinogue
    @FrankMinogue Před 5 lety +54

    That is classy, having the stained glass lights in the ceiling!

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah, loved that! Great touch and gesture!

    • @TheJwl7
      @TheJwl7 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes, "classy"!!!

  • @bertrandls
    @bertrandls Před 5 lety +8

    Thanks Stephen for those kind words! As a french man it is precious. And thanks guys for your very funny comments! It made my day! Culture and caring for one another is the best way to fight stupidity anywhere in the world. But what do I know... ;-)

  • @PkSage89
    @PkSage89 Před 5 lety +77

    4:44 How could a man who is unable to operate an umbrella be able to operate a government?

    • @nestalianita
      @nestalianita Před 5 lety +2

      Ask the voters!!!

    • @doomfortin
      @doomfortin Před 5 lety

      you look gay

    • @josedacosta9847
      @josedacosta9847 Před 5 lety +1

      Well because he can pay to someone else to do it for him and thank the Lord for another person being employed by DT.

    • @katiemiller6594
      @katiemiller6594 Před 5 lety

      you literally sound so stupid rn i can’t even contemplate such stupidity

    • @jacobs.9797
      @jacobs.9797 Před 5 lety

      I don't know, maybe because it was windy and it is very difficult to close an umbrella, especially a large one, in high wind conditions.

  • @thisguydan
    @thisguydan Před 5 lety +1419

    "...but what the hell do I know?" Ironically, Trump being honest for once.

    • @johnkelly4943
      @johnkelly4943 Před 5 lety +52

      T-rump knows one thing.... How to be a complete idiot 😆

    • @rupert5390
      @rupert5390 Před 5 lety +10

      everyone has a talent - nice of you to be so positive about things.@vman armand

    • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
      @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju Před 5 lety +4

      Right? Lmao

    • @Elite7555
      @Elite7555 Před 5 lety +11

      He wants to be anti-establishment and gives his slimy rebranding advise publicly.

    • @bethbartlett5692
      @bethbartlett5692 Před 5 lety +9

      ...and the individual that made that comment (can only be defined by the mind/mental example as a 4 yr old) - is the setting US President.
      The entirety of this country has somehow given him a plethora of "free spins"
      ...?

  • @thinkabout288
    @thinkabout288 Před 5 lety +78

    COLBERT is at the T O P of his game 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👍

  • @HeyMJ.
    @HeyMJ. Před 5 lety +12

    Thank you for creating the Notre Dame Rose window on the studio ceiling. Beautiful & meaningful. ~

  • @TheShadowKing1988
    @TheShadowKing1988 Před 5 lety +53

    From the "stable" mind that reminded us that water is wet, I expect he'll soon tell us, "Fire is hot."

  • @D-Dollie
    @D-Dollie Před 5 lety +425

    I love business and millionaires are donating to build It. I have been there. It is beautiful.
    But I wish people would also rush to help homeless people. I live in UK and the homelessness is just increasing. It’s a shame.

    • @TheRealCantaraBella
      @TheRealCantaraBella Před 5 lety +16

      In California it is on the rise. 1 in 4 working families needs assistance just to live here. Yeah, there are poop troops that clean the feces from the growing number of homeless people.

    • @filosofiareddit
      @filosofiareddit Před 5 lety +43

      For me its just sad how they are so fast and united to spend millions rebuilding a church but don't move a finger to help those in needs, something Jesus said to do so... but well, what do i know...

    • @janedoe1776
      @janedoe1776 Před 5 lety +8

      A lot of homeless people can’t really be helped. There’s a lot of mentally ill people (I’m talking schizophrenia type stuff) where they don’t want to be helped, so they really can’t be. It’s way more complicated than finding them all jobs and giving them all a house. Many of them can’t sustain a normal life.

    • @mclovin9578
      @mclovin9578 Před 5 lety +12

      Where were these donors when they needed money to repair it in the first place?

    • @fhujf
      @fhujf Před 5 lety +9

      The thing is. the cathedral was undergoing an intense renovation when the fire(probably incidental, and probably due to the renovation itself) happened. So now the renovation is going to be even more intense I guess.

  • @dasaggropop1244
    @dasaggropop1244 Před 5 lety +1

    Colberts monologue is the best. it is just the right combination of acting, standup and stupid puns, spiced with just the right amount of jazz piano licks.

  • @phillytee9106
    @phillytee9106 Před 5 lety +210

    I hear the American flag is now suing Trump for inappropriate touching...😂

  • @danniboi187
    @danniboi187 Před 5 lety +22

    "...but what the he'll to I know?" Literally dude, you drove an airline into the ground. I'm thinking you should not be advising anyone related the aviation industry.

  • @vickirosstudor490
    @vickirosstudor490 Před 5 lety +8

    Can I just say.. Stephen Colbert is Brilliant in his impressions. A comedic legend.

  • @henriklarsen5613
    @henriklarsen5613 Před 5 lety +133

    It should be Drumfp new mantra: "what the hell do I know".

  • @Diego-ws2du
    @Diego-ws2du Před 5 lety +286

    The Pinault family gave 100 million euros for the cathedral ,so generous no?
    They owe 2,5 billion to the french taxes

    • @xfranczeskax
      @xfranczeskax Před 5 lety +35

      See, and now the whole of France is indebted to the Pinault family. Math for the rich sure is fun!

    • @cathjj840
      @cathjj840 Před 5 lety +21

      Must've got some blow-back because today they said they wouldn't take the tax-deductions that usually go with such a gift. ....They're still ahead, n'est-ce pas?

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 Před 5 lety +13

      @@cathjj840 As many times as we have been a billionaire???

    • @loantran-thanh7795
      @loantran-thanh7795 Před 5 lety +1

      Glave how do you know?

    • @carolynwestlake2246
      @carolynwestlake2246 Před 5 lety +1

      Cheap at the price🙄

  • @schummelbaer759
    @schummelbaer759 Před 5 lety +51

    George Washington
    "Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
    John Adams
    “To be good, and to do good, is all we have to do.”
    Thomas Jefferson
    "Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."
    John Quincy Adams
    "If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader"
    Millard Fillmore
    "An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory."
    James Buchanan
    “The test of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there.”
    Woodrow Wilson
    “The object of love is to serve, not to win.”
    Harry S. Truman
    “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
    George W. Bush
    "A leadership is someone who brings people together."
    Donald Trump
    "What the hell do i know"

  • @corygiesbrecht5423
    @corygiesbrecht5423 Před 5 lety +211

    Oh Trump! Since you know so much about branding airplanes could you enlighten us on what happened to, "oh what was it called", Trump Shuttle Inc.? Right it went bankrupt!

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada Před 5 lety +15

      Don't confuse the poor thing with FACTS and DETAILS.

    • @johnmcclure40
      @johnmcclure40 Před 5 lety +15

      Be fair. He's had so many complete failures due to incompetence that he can't possibly remember them all.

    • @acm1350
      @acm1350 Před 5 lety +10

      Cory- you forgot: Trump University, Trump Airlines and Trump Steaks.

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G Před 5 lety +2

      (He couldn't get the almost sea worthy vehicle off the ground)

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G Před 5 lety +1

      @@acm1350 - you forgot that Trump is the MLM kingpin of the world.

  • @FuryOmega
    @FuryOmega Před 5 lety +393

    I hope Trump is remembered for his immortal tweet, "What the hell do I know?"

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 Před 5 lety +5

      Sounds like it should be on cover of Mad Magazine. "What us worry?"

    • @lifeslikethat....9228
      @lifeslikethat....9228 Před 5 lety +3

      What the hell do we all know..... really!

    • @justhuman24
      @justhuman24 Před 5 lety +10

      Truth from a narcissistic liar!

    • @cmuller1441
      @cmuller1441 Před 5 lety +3

      You know nothing Donald Trump (the true name of Jon Snow 😉)

    • @applehappyx-files2456
      @applehappyx-files2456 Před 5 lety +5

      I hope we can forget about him , as soon as his presidency is over and we can move forward ! But one can only hope!

  • @nataleechristensen2269
    @nataleechristensen2269 Před 5 lety +56

    "If there's one thing Easter's famous for, its things staying buried" One of the best jokes he's ever told 😂😂😂😂😂 too good

  • @erikaspausen
    @erikaspausen Před 5 lety +100

    Most of the art also survived

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 Před 5 lety

      Special !

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 Před 5 lety

      I'm so happy they saved the crown of thorns. Yeah right. No doubt they've also got a table and chairs Jesus made in his carpentry shop too

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 Před 5 lety

      @@petergreen2552 They have a price of the cross he was a crucified on.

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 Před 5 lety

      Yeah I bet they do. They'll have his robe too. 😛

  • @johno1405
    @johno1405 Před 5 lety +209

    Big business could pay their damn taxes. VOTE 2020!!

    • @p.ccarbec6261
      @p.ccarbec6261 Před 5 lety +5

      yup !

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 5 lety +8

      Is a corporation treated as a person? And if so, can we go after them for dodging income taxes?

    • @sandramarshall8127
      @sandramarshall8127 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Chunkboi
      Yes and no! Yes consider a individual and no because our President and Congress gave them permission!

    • @johno1405
      @johno1405 Před 5 lety

      Chunkboi corporations depending on the type have different liability

    • @CaesarsLegion1
      @CaesarsLegion1 Před 5 lety +1

      MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

  • @pb4897
    @pb4897 Před 5 lety +32

    Your President ladies and gentlemen...🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @kevyntavares96
    @kevyntavares96 Před 5 lety +211

    When Stephen said That’s why u shouldn’t be tweeting about how to put out fires or fix planes maybe you should learn how to drink out of cup of water close and umbrella I was rolling 😂😂😂

    • @thomasfleig1184
      @thomasfleig1184 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, but he was right about why the planes were crashing wasn't he.... Lol.

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 Před 5 lety +8

      @@thomasfleig1184 no he wasn't?

    • @Homonutte
      @Homonutte Před 5 lety +5

      @@thomasfleig1184 nope, he wasn't!

    • @Homonutte
      @Homonutte Před 5 lety +2

      @Stellvia Heonheim Please try to speak in full sentences

    • @extradimension7356
      @extradimension7356 Před 5 lety

      AND use toilet paper correctly …

  • @lbw9830
    @lbw9830 Před 5 lety +57

    Oh Donna T Rump. Stop while you’re behind.
    Seriously, stop 🙄

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 Před 5 lety +1

      why do you guys change his name like this?
      do you guys REALLY have no idea that trump is a synonym for fart?
      you're literally making it less ridiculous by calling him rump.
      i think i could speak for everyone here in saying they'd rather be rump than trump.

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mantistoboggan5171 Excuse me, I've gotta go take a Trump!

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 Před 5 lety +1

      Also, why change the name to Donna?

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX Před 5 lety

      @@jasonross6727 👍😂... wouldn't you rather LEAVE one?...😎

  • @josephtovar3941
    @josephtovar3941 Před 5 lety +39

    The tweet about the Boeing finalized a decision for me. Now I want to study psychology. I seriously want to dive deep into the workings of the mind specifically narcissism. I have known some very conceited people in my life but never one with a disorder at this level.
    Dude! Fill all the “acting” and empty positions that you have. Give your thumbs a rest and put the tv remote away.

    • @icebergrose2614
      @icebergrose2614 Před 5 lety +6

      Joseph Tovar Trump is malignant narcissist. A much rarer and more dangerous type. Check it out, he ticks every box. Very interesting.

  • @urinater
    @urinater Před 5 lety +7

    “It was a very hot fire. From the standpoint of.... heat”

  • @MrSlanderer
    @MrSlanderer Před 5 lety +30

    Isn’t Trump in the construction business? How the hell did he not understand what water-bombing would do?

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe Před 5 lety

      What would water do to the fire?

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer Před 5 lety +1

      db Absolute waste trying to save the cathedral, considering it would have collapsed.
      What are you, stupid? You must be a relic from the 5-second- attention-span Viner era.

    • @slcncr
      @slcncr Před 5 lety

      He might be in the construction business, but i`m quite sure he has never even touched a shovel.

  • @samuelmcchesney
    @samuelmcchesney Před 5 lety +6

    the rose window on the ceiling made me cry wow

  • @RollingOrmond
    @RollingOrmond Před 5 lety +27

    Climbed the steps of the tower with my dad in the nineties. Tough climb, medieval stone steps, man.

  • @douglasjcox
    @douglasjcox Před 5 lety +241

    Trump is a constant source of embarrassment to the US.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe Před 5 lety +7

      Well get over it... Many of us are very proud of him considering the crooks he is dealing with.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 Před 5 lety +1

      And left wing NPC SJW TDS echo chamber propaganda zombies anrt !

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 Před 5 lety +3

      He has so far achieved more and done more good than any could have imagined
      You are a brain washed moron
      Look at France it’s turned into a hell hole

    • @henrietn
      @henrietn Před 5 lety +8

      @@danielkirkland3366 hellhole? Have you visited France?

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 Před 5 lety +5

      Hendrik Derudder you’re picking the wrong battle I bloody live there
      What about you

  • @TheJwl7
    @TheJwl7 Před 5 lety +2

    Dearest Stephen!!! So very grateful for your hilarious yet, "most responsible" nightly updates. Reports like "this" is what should be termed "the real news"!!! Doubt the majority of world citizens would have survived this presidency without you. You're the best, Mr. Colbert!!! Much, much love to you and yours!!!

  • @buch1224
    @buch1224 Před 5 lety +102

    If things will stayed buried when released this Easter weekend, why didn't you go ahead and release those taxes at the same time. We won't notice. Wink wink

  • @toddbarcroft7468
    @toddbarcroft7468 Před 5 lety +599

    Trump is the kind of guy who tries to fix your light switch and floods your basement

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO Před 5 lety +18

      I'd give him points for effort..... well if he was a toddler

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 Před 5 lety +12

      Then sued you for falling off the step stool while trying to put cameras in your bathroom and microwave.

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 Před 5 lety +5

      Hahaha!

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada Před 5 lety +11

      And then bills you double for it.

    • @tinaloveseddie
      @tinaloveseddie Před 5 lety +3

      Todd Barcroft 😂😂

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 Před 5 lety +15

    Stephen, you're one of the biggest thorns in Trump's side...keep it up!

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 Před 5 lety +24

    Stephen French is awesome and on point!

    • @mireillelebeau2513
      @mireillelebeau2513 Před 5 lety +3

      We should invite him to imitate Macron on French Tv Sacrebleu!

    • @em.415
      @em.415 Před 5 lety

      It’s his French ancestry kicking in.

    • @lucrativelyrics2004
      @lucrativelyrics2004 Před 5 lety

      but his spanish is awful (norte = north) #duh

    • @MrJopijopa
      @MrJopijopa Před 5 měsíci

      Non pas vraiment pour être honnête.

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 Před 5 měsíci

      @@MrJopijopa Jopijopa it's only an attempt by a comedian at humor.
      But to us Americans it's funny.

  • @sharonsylvie9100
    @sharonsylvie9100 Před 5 lety +252

    I love Stephen !!!!
    Thank God for his humor only way I can get through trump stupidity

    • @Beep1122POP
      @Beep1122POP Před 5 lety +3

      Same. I would have lost my sanity without him.

    • @sharonsylvie9100
      @sharonsylvie9100 Před 5 lety +2

      you and trump🤣🤣

    • @AnimeZone247
      @AnimeZone247 Před 5 lety +4

      sb this is why can’t get along, why are we fighting we all American and we all wants what’s best for the country we need to stop being divided

    • @David-lr3ke
      @David-lr3ke Před 5 lety +1

      cmon trump is the best and you know it

    • @insertname7750
      @insertname7750 Před 5 lety +1

      Sharon Sylvie but it’s funny and he is apparently too smart for to comprehend

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
    @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 5 lety +19

    Kinda !ike raking the forest floor to minimize wildfires. Widdle Donnie's SUCH a wellspring of useless fake help. Maybe he could throw paper towels ?

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda Před 5 lety +1

      Probably a tip he picked up when zombie-staring out the WH windows when the lawn was being mowed.

  • @MrSlanderer
    @MrSlanderer Před 5 lety +62

    Really? Tiger Woods gets the Presidential Medal of Freedom for winning the PGA tournament?
    No joke, but that is just terrible.

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 Před 5 lety

      MrSlanderer you cant even name the tournament you dumb ass
      Any golfer regardless of political views state tiger has done more for the sport than anyone and his recent US MASTERS win is the greatest comeback in any sport
      We give medals to winners not losers like you and 3 time brain damaged loser Clinton

    • @Intermernet
      @Intermernet Před 5 lety +7

      @@danielkirkland3366 The US Masters is part of the PGA tour. MrSlanderer was correct it was a PGA tournament.

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 Před 5 lety

      Intermernet learn to read I didn’t say it wasn’t a PGA tournament I said he couldn’t even list the actual event

    • @Intermernet
      @Intermernet Před 5 lety +7

      @@danielkirkland3366 You said "you cant even name the tournament you dumb ass ". The tournament is the PGA tour.

    • @missnikci0518
      @missnikci0518 Před 5 lety +9

      None the less, he hasnt earned the medal of Freedom. It's a slap in the face to people who have earned it before.

  • @Happiness1876
    @Happiness1876 Před 5 lety +5

    And there poor people in France who would need that money

    • @ProudBastardArtscom
      @ProudBastardArtscom Před 5 lety

      Right
      Vatican should pay. They are more than able. #cityStateOfGold

  • @jenkins1
    @jenkins1 Před rokem +5

    it's so touching how the audience started to clap when he announced the structure's survival

  • @catherinerosa-baker2937
    @catherinerosa-baker2937 Před 5 lety +31

    That was a good French impersonation

    • @ProudBastardArtscom
      @ProudBastardArtscom Před 5 lety

      Yes his accect was good, but saying "what time is it?" was the best part😂

  • @juliewigner6549
    @juliewigner6549 Před 5 lety +117

    Perhaps if they had raked the floor it wouldn’t have burned. I think we can all agree trumps advice is always stupid.

    • @airdaleva42
      @airdaleva42 Před 5 lety +1

      Not just his advice, His very existence.

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G Před 5 lety

      I wish Gump would just get his runaway on already

  • @beachpupsumina4110
    @beachpupsumina4110 Před 5 lety +9

    Don't forget,learn to remove trailing toilet paper from your shoe !😂

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 Před 5 lety +3

      It is his personal fire alarm system.

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX Před 5 lety +1

      😁...and close the umbrella before boarding a plane! 😂

  • @riosricardo7400
    @riosricardo7400 Před 5 lety +155

    To be fair Donnie Knows a lot......... About bankruptcy, Golf and Porn starts.......😃

    • @gopherborcb8128
      @gopherborcb8128 Před 5 lety +1

      The latter two I’d say is a compliment. 🤣

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 Před 5 lety +3

      And probably his daughter's undies.

    • @3daypriest
      @3daypriest Před 5 lety +5

      Donnie doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground. He cheats at golf, gets caught using the hookers. And he can’t stop going bankrupt.

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 Před 5 lety +3

      Rios Ricardo
      Practice, practice, practice. Dot Dot Dot 🙀

    • @delisiastore6626
      @delisiastore6626 Před 5 lety

      Will if your Rich and know that most of the crimes you commit you
      Won't get caught or suffer any consequences will make
      You feel like you can do whatever you want

  • @curleypubes3672
    @curleypubes3672 Před 5 lety +75

    The roof looks amazing. Please keep it permanently

  • @Lugmillord
    @Lugmillord Před 5 lety +36

    Giving the highest US medal to a golf winner... sure. Devalue anything that used to have a good reputation and represented dignity and honor. Like the role of the president.

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull Před 5 lety

      Have you seen how much he plays golf (and expects us to pay for it)? Clearly, he values golf much more than 99.99% of the rest of us mere mortals...🙄

    • @timothykozlowski2732
      @timothykozlowski2732 Před 5 lety +1

      George W Bush gave it to two golfers and Obama gave it to one. Now write a comment criticizing them. Genius

  • @mimim7026
    @mimim7026 Před 5 lety +9

    I'm really happy for Tiger. It was great seeing him enjoy the win.

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX Před 5 lety

      😎 yeah, I'll bet his wife and kids are happy, too... 😕 Er, EX-WIFE... sorry...
      (Yet another man that enjoys Pudding Pops... Pudding his pops where it doesn't belong...)
      Sorry, but giving him a medal can only be the idea of someone with the same lack of honour. Grab 'em by the putter!

    • @mimim7026
      @mimim7026 Před 5 lety

      @@BigMamaDaveX But unlike the allegations around Trump, I am unaware of any allegation that Tiger's sexual affairs were non-consensual. So he cheated on his wife, which is bad, but he's not an assaulter or pussy grabber. So I have to disagree that it is the "same lack of honour." Assault is very different from consensual adultery.

  • @teeemm4594
    @teeemm4594 Před 5 lety +4

    Mr. Dumpster fire sure knows a lot about fire fighting.

  • @zenobia10127
    @zenobia10127 Před 5 lety +4

    That reproduction of the Rose Window on the ceiling hit me right in the feels.

  • @WesOEden
    @WesOEden Před 5 lety +4

    I had the north rose window of Norte Dame as my home screen on my phone. It's now back there. Thank you for the inspiration.

  • @centurion1945
    @centurion1945 Před 5 lety +96

    Isn't rebranding the 737 as the MAX and quickly slapping some new features on the aircraft what started this whole mess?

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 Před 5 lety +9

      The 737-MAX is not a rebrand, it's an upgraded 737 with more efficient engines. The reason they tend to autoland is because the engines may autostall the plane and the software that should prevent it is/was not reliable.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease Před 5 lety

      MAGA

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 Před 5 lety +7

      @@FixNewsPlease Make airplane grounded again? Guess the 737max is trumps fault after all.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease Před 5 lety +1

      @@falcovg2 Undoubtedly

    • @centurion1945
      @centurion1945 Před 5 lety +2

      @@falcovg2 I admit that my comment was an incredible simplification of the overall issues with the 737 MAX but then again so was the Presidents ideas on how to fix it. The fact the the MCAS relied on a single easily damaged AOA sensor will be taught for years to come as a key reason why redundancy needs to be incorporated into system critical systems.

  • @Ravanan101
    @Ravanan101 Před 5 lety +9

    "No product has suffered like this one" I present you with the Zeppelin.

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss Před 5 lety

      Why didn't they water bomb the Hindenburg.

  • @rokusho6667
    @rokusho6667 Před 5 lety +107

    The same “ billionaire” who bankrupted his own airline because he wanted a REAL MARBLE SINKS....had a planes landing gear fail....is giving advice on how to do damage control on an airline.
    Boeing execs: you know what trump said? Yeah DONT DO THAT!

    • @joeNannaC
      @joeNannaC Před 5 lety

      Ooh, I’d love to read about it. Can you refer me to a source please? 😊

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh gods, please tell me no one flew on any of those planes!

    • @rokusho6667
      @rokusho6667 Před 5 lety +1

      Courage Karnga not for very long thankfully

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G Před 5 lety

      Interesting that Trump wants changes and upgrades to his personal aircraft... And wants to bomb a Cathedral. 🤔

  • @dHolbach77
    @dHolbach77 Před 5 lety +19

    "No product has suffered like this one." Err, every Edsel car for just one example.

  • @ixlnxs
    @ixlnxs Před 5 lety +16

    Never say "Messieurs et Mesdames" again. It's "Mesdames et Messieurs". Ladies first!

    • @Gobeline78
      @Gobeline78 Před 5 lety

      It... really doesn't matter. At all. I don't think anyone younger than my grandma would care.

  • @Lopro94
    @Lopro94 Před 5 lety +42

    I whish companies would equally readily give money to other problems where people are actually being hurt, like those drowning in the Mediterranean for instance...
    This is not to discredit the pain felt by people with regard to Notre Dame - I know this is symbolic, and it is great that attention and money is being given to rebuild this historically important church. However, I find it hard to take how disproportionate this issue is making headlines and is getting support in comparison to other very real and even more complicated problems that are involving actual human loss of life. Anyone...?

    • @latefanelum1303
      @latefanelum1303 Před 5 lety +2

      I understand, and I partially agree, but as an African (most of these people going through the Mediterranean are African I believe) we should not expect anyone to raise money for us. It's their country and their money so it's their choice at the end of the day unfortunately.

    • @evelynb1325
      @evelynb1325 Před 5 lety +10

      I guess it is hard for some to grasp the symbolic & psychological value of Notre Dame to the French. And there will be a huge sum raised also by the "little people" digging hard in their pockets to give 10, 20, 50, 100 Euros towards the massive challenge of repair work, because of this..
      But yes - it IS sad that those who can well afford it and who're making major individual contributions don't commit similar support to other crises (especially as many of them find loopholes to avoid paying support through full tax-paying ... even at the rates established under people like DT.)

    • @Lopro94
      @Lopro94 Před 5 lety +3

      @@latefanelum1303 I don't see why money shouldn't be raised for Africans in desperate circumstances but I agree that countries usually mind their own business. I guess my point is that it is relatively easy for companies to look generous by donating money to a hugely emotionalized, symbolic story such as Notre Dame. Meanwhile, other issues that are even more needy of financial support are left out because they aren't as good of a story if you know what I mean. Check this article out for instance, it's about homelessness in Paris: www.reuters.com/article/us-france-un-housing-idUSKCN1RO19C

    • @latefanelum1303
      @latefanelum1303 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Lopro94 yes, in this case you are kinda right, but rich people also tend to have a way of seeing homeless people, so they have less empathy.

    • @evelynb1325
      @evelynb1325 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Lopro94 In fact, as soon as the Pinault family made their "big" gesture of 100M Euro, I was betting on others seeking to "outdo" them ... and they did, very quickly! I'm glad of the sums they can so easily spare for Notre Dame ...
      But I too do wish the excessively wealthy would react the same way to support less spectacular causes ...
      @Tammy - I'm not sure that people are 'recognising a building as having more value", in fact - some of our fellow citizens' real needs are not just the financial & service support needs. I wouldn't underestimate the importance of the way people are drawn together round this building. Loneliness & isolation are major problems of 21st century society, and the sorrow & shock around the burning of the place which is where the bells first rang out to announce "Liberté" in 1944, the place from which all places in France measure their distance ... this brought down (briefly) the walls that keep strangers apart - across all groups in society ... And the value of that is incalculable

  • @waterbaby8360
    @waterbaby8360 Před 5 lety +10

    If Tiger Woods accepts the medal, he should be ashamed.

  • @valentinerose7917
    @valentinerose7917 Před 5 lety +10

    Nobody in France has used the word 'Sacrebleu' since the Middle Ages:)

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda Před 5 lety +1

      I think it's appropriate since we're talking about a medieval cathedral. N'est-ce pas? :^)

    • @jaygoldman3126
      @jaygoldman3126 Před 5 lety

      Valentine Rose :haha same when we say "Gesund-heit" ( to your health) when somebody sneezes. The Germans tell me nobody says that since the 1800s lol )))

    • @abigailserrano7971
      @abigailserrano7971 Před 5 lety +1

      But Lumière says it in Beauty and the Beast 😜

    • @krissilsil5272
      @krissilsil5272 Před 5 lety

      S o it's about time to bring it back

  • @MZTHICK76
    @MZTHICK76 Před 5 lety +5

    Love Stephen's French accent🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 5 lety +89

    What does Trump know about branding? That putting his name on everything DOESN'T always work.

    • @traceytaggart1740
      @traceytaggart1740 Před 5 lety +5

      You mean don’t enjoy a nice Trump steak after coming home from a class at Trump University?

    • @danmills2734
      @danmills2734 Před 5 lety

      There was a time Trump should have went broke what did the banks that loan to money do they got together and said his name is recognizable its global and he made their money back and then some so if Trump thing say I can slap my money on something in Sky to make money he's been doing it for a while and for some reason it's been working even if it hasn't always been legal or morally right to do can't knock the guy for making more money than what he started out with from his father

    • @maxglide
      @maxglide Před 5 lety

      dan mills except he has less money now. He had half a billion, given to him, by the time he was 19. If he had simply put it into stocks and fucked porn stars and russian hookers for fifty years, he’d be WAAAAYYYY ahead today.

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 Před 5 lety

      Oh come now. I'm sure we'd all like a meal of Trump steaks with some Trump vodka on a Trump Airline plane while heading to Trump University to watch a full Marathon run of The Apprentice while sitting at Trump casino tables. All provided by Sharper Image.

    • @maxglide
      @maxglide Před 5 lety +2

      Torn Tokoroa I’m partial to Nambian covfefe with a smocking hot hamberder

  • @ebonyv4289
    @ebonyv4289 Před 5 lety +1

    Flint Michigan still doesnt have clean water!!!

  • @milenboyer2644
    @milenboyer2644 Před 5 lety +24

    If Trump is actually handing Tiger Woods and medal of freedom award we're going to have to find another award cuz it will no longer have any value not unlike Trump's opinion

    • @OompaL0ompa
      @OompaL0ompa Před 5 lety +1

      Specially* since he claimed that he has the better handycap* than the best golfers on this planet. *especially. *handicap

    • @Darknamja
      @Darknamja Před 5 lety +1

      @@OompaL0ompa *Especially and *handicap :D

    • @OompaL0ompa
      @OompaL0ompa Před 5 lety +1

      @darknamja. tnx

  • @larryfontenot9018
    @larryfontenot9018 Před 5 lety +65

    “What do I know about branding, maybe nothing (but I did become President!), but if I were Boeing, I would FIX the Boeing 737 MAX, add some additional great features, & REBRAND the plane with a new name. No product has suffered like this one. But again, what the hell do I know?”
    So, what does he know? He bought an airline shuttle route and aircraft from Eastern airlines. He fixed up the airplanes with "great features" like new white paint, maple wood veneer inside the cabin, chrome seat belt latches, and gold colored lavatory fixtures. He partnered with LapStop, a startup firm which rented laptop computers to passengers. He installed the GTE Airfone in-flight telephone system, and served free meals and complimentary champagne, beer and wine on the flights. He advertised it as a luxury shuttle service. The airline launched on June 8, 1989.
    It went bankrupt and closed down on April 7, 1992, and its assets and routes were sold to USAir.
    So that's what he knows about airlines, and what happened when he took his own advice.
    The presidential medal of freedom thing? That's not news. The medal is a throwaway that presidents have always given out on whims. If you look up the list of recipients, they've handed them to their wives, friends, and such luminaries as TV personalities, dancers, artists, and, yes, athletes in various sports. So for that one, Trump isn't really standing out by giving one to a golfer. The PMoF really isn't worth anything, and has no real criteria or standards the recipient has to measure up to.

    • @jenniferwebb5954
      @jenniferwebb5954 Před 5 lety +8

      You could fit what Trump knows about Aerospace manufacturing into a thimble

    • @larryfontenot9018
      @larryfontenot9018 Před 5 lety +10

      @@jenniferwebb5954 Yes, you can, and it'll fit in there neatly beside everything else he knows about the world in general.

    • @fifiaames5935
      @fifiaames5935 Před 5 lety +5

      And still have room for a cup of water.

  • @Roman-uc3bs
    @Roman-uc3bs Před 5 lety +8

    "As it turns out, fires are like really really hot - way hotter than anyone would understand." Donald J. Trump

  • @Robinallenyukon
    @Robinallenyukon Před 5 lety +18

    a few brands that have suffered a worse fate than Boeing ... Trump air , Trump steaks , Trump University ... the US presidency .........

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 Před 5 lety

      Paul D Pearce his stats make him the best president the US has had in 25 years you moron
      Look at France Jesus what a hell hole it has become

    • @playnthink1210
      @playnthink1210 Před 5 lety

      @@danielkirkland3366
      Can you explain Trump's stats that make him the best president?
      And why do you refer to France as a hell hole?
      Is their economy suffering? No. Their GDP and GDP per capita has steadily increased since 2012.

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 Před 5 lety

      Empire Strikes Back you’re the same douche bag that would have said mark my words there’s no way he will become the president lol
      Loser
      Bankrupt when he lowering national debt , creating jobs , and get large import tariffs changed
      You are a fool
      And any one with half a brain would know if the dems stopped making up false stupid claims then the US dollar and stocks would be sky high right now
      But no they don’t care about the US and will keep trying to destroy it just because they are saw losers
      I hope those dems are taking Clinton up on her campaign advise
      It’s amazing taking notes from a 3 times loser

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 Před 5 lety

      Play N Think you know facts and stats are clear to see
      Google the US ones yourself if you don’t understand them then that’s your problem
      Excuse me I live in France you must be joking - I don’t know what CNN been putting on the news
      In Paris they are riots every week
      100 plus churches have been destroyed by refugees in one year
      Murder is up
      Rape is up
      Child abuse and sexual crime is up
      UK and leaving the EU and it’s them and Germany that contributes any money to the EU
      Fuel prices are sky high to the point where small business are closing
      Are you on drugs ! !!!

  • @549BR
    @549BR Před 5 lety +14

    Most people won't give to the needy, but they'll give to restore a structure where it is taught to give to the needy. That's hypocritical irony.

  • @besthighlightfootball9465
    @besthighlightfootball9465 Před 5 lety +10

    It Should be Drumfp New mantra: “what the hell do I know “.

  • @worrywart1311
    @worrywart1311 Před 5 lety +23

    Trump FINALLY got something right: "What the hell do I know?" The answer, buddy, is nothing.

    • @laurentiumanolescu
      @laurentiumanolescu Před 5 lety +1

      Quite enough to be a president,businessman and an intelligent man.

    • @1028641
      @1028641 Před 5 lety

      @@laurentiumanolescu Oh, this must be opposite day!😆😆😆😆😆

    • @laurentiumanolescu
      @laurentiumanolescu Před 5 lety

      Why?

    • @1028641
      @1028641 Před 5 lety +2

      @@laurentiumanolescu well, because he's a babbling moron, a failure at business, a liar, a narcissist, a thief, a con man, takes credit for others work while nothing is ever HIS fault.... I could go on.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 5 lety

      @@laurentiumanolescu
      i think you might be saying "intelligent" when you should say "rapacious".
      a lot of people confuse those two terms....
      here's an easy way to differentiate:
      if the talent is robbing people and scheming, the word is "rapacious".
      if the talent is creating thing through art, or science, or maths, or engineering, the word is "intelligent".

  • @bobthebuilder9935
    @bobthebuilder9935 Před 5 lety +3

    Once he said using water bombers, I knew that was the worst advise ever...

  • @neilgordon8145
    @neilgordon8145 Před 5 lety +12

    The highest honour for playing golf. Good God!

    • @jacobs.9797
      @jacobs.9797 Před 5 lety

      Yes, just as Obama and Bush before him did as well so Trump isn't the first one.

    • @tigerftw3408
      @tigerftw3408 Před 5 lety

      I hate trump too but you don't know what your talking about when you say it's just because of playing golf, it's much more than that...

  • @notj5712
    @notj5712 Před 5 lety +4

    Medal of freedom for Tiger Woods...... for something he already did in the past. Multiple times.

  • @4legdfishman
    @4legdfishman Před 5 lety +5

    Please explain.
    How does, winning the Masters equate to deserving the presidential medal of freedom?
    This entire presidency is insane!

    • @MikeBrown-sd3mx
      @MikeBrown-sd3mx Před 5 lety

      he may need the black vote even more to win reelection in 2020

  • @zaboomafoo25
    @zaboomafoo25 Před 5 lety +2

    love the way Colbert imitate the frenchs ,really funny..

  • @pedropinheiroaugusto3220
    @pedropinheiroaugusto3220 Před 5 lety +162

    I'm just saying, again, maybe there's something wrong with the water some people drink...

    • @AdmiralBlackstar
      @AdmiralBlackstar Před 5 lety +12

      Ya, that's been a big news story since the Flint Michigan ordeal started.

    • @xqt39a
      @xqt39a Před 5 lety +7

      That could be the problem, too much lead in water over much of the country..lead degrades the ability to think rationally

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth Před 5 lety +1

      Trump only drinks Diet Coke.

    • @razor1uk610
      @razor1uk610 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Neitenth or allegedly, paid for human water.

    • @zakbm
      @zakbm Před 5 lety +2

      The kind of water that turns the freaking frogs gay !