5 Prison Rules In The Prison Shower

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024

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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  Před 6 lety +1729

    Just want to say thanks for rocking with APS! Hope you enjoy this crazy video. And if so smash that LIKE BUTTON!!!

    • @Andyy7444
      @Andyy7444 Před 6 lety +4

      AfterPrisonShow been a fan for a while now, always grateful for your vids and passion 🙏

    • @plaguerat5911
      @plaguerat5911 Před 6 lety +6

      SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON LIKE BIG BUBBA SMASHES THAT HONEYBUN

    • @rapidrevolver420
      @rapidrevolver420 Před 6 lety +7

      Thank you Joe. For always dropping new awesome content. I love how you drop new vids daily. My day isn't complete without seeing a new video from APS. Nothing better then starting the day off right with a huge cup of coffee and APS rocking on the tv.
      #APSArmy #APS4LIFE #FreeDave

    • @BoRnMuSh
      @BoRnMuSh Před 6 lety +3

      U the man joe

    • @phillipcroyle
      @phillipcroyle Před 6 lety

      Smashed the like button at 151, also one of my favorite drinks. Anyway keep up the great work and never change to someone totally different for you are APS itself.

  • @chrisscott695
    @chrisscott695 Před 6 lety +2618

    Rule #1
    Don't do things that get you into prison.

  • @ohyeahyeah2427
    @ohyeahyeah2427 Před 5 lety +2145

    Who else is never going to prison but watching these JUST in case

  • @-thetellyou-1445
    @-thetellyou-1445 Před 5 lety +305

    I love the fights joe has with himself

  • @verynice6685
    @verynice6685 Před 6 lety +2474

    I bet you had to learn the hard way. The REAL hard way, Joe.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Před 6 lety +25

      Carter Bryson ugh, screw you

    • @rachel1215
      @rachel1215 Před 6 lety +108

      He didn't pin it

    • @hannahmatheson5298
      @hannahmatheson5298 Před 6 lety +45

      I hope he pins this comment

    • @Drugaddict22
      @Drugaddict22 Před 6 lety +26

      I hope he pins your junies

    • @nattalete
      @nattalete Před 5 lety +12

      You were very close. You missed the word "very". "I bet you had to learn the very hard way. The REAL hard way, Joe. "

  • @PunxHunna
    @PunxHunna Před 6 lety +493

    So basically, everyone acts like teenagers and just tease each other. *faint yell in the background* “ha gayyyy”

    • @corgie5133
      @corgie5133 Před 6 lety +3

      Mei mei prison in a nutshell

    • @lightlysal
      @lightlysal Před 6 lety +21

      Teasing? How about ass-rape?

    • @swayzocrazo4398
      @swayzocrazo4398 Před 5 lety

      Lmao. Hahahaha

    • @DC-yb7qd
      @DC-yb7qd Před 5 lety +3

      What if they take a shit in the shower

    • @CharlosMinecraft
      @CharlosMinecraft Před 5 lety +4

      Gabe-fartpoop peepants honestly...they’d probably be killed if it’s a gladiator block.

  • @JohnnyXanax
    @JohnnyXanax Před 4 lety +49

    Rule #6 and I can't believe you did not mention this, never, EVER, go into a prison shower barefooted. The reasons are obvious.

  • @insertnamehere6021
    @insertnamehere6021 Před 6 lety +3088

    What if someone drops the soap on purpose?
    Does that make them a “trap”?

  • @limbossalty2581
    @limbossalty2581 Před 6 lety +730

    Whats worse than dropping the soap? *_-EATING THE SOAP-_*

  • @relaxingvk
    @relaxingvk Před 5 lety +1292

    What’s worse than dropping the soap?!
    *Answer...*
    *PICKING UP THE SOAP*

  • @loserongirl8565
    @loserongirl8565 Před 6 lety +816

    3:04 My last two brain cells at school

    • @thinksmartgaming2400
      @thinksmartgaming2400 Před 5 lety +16

      Same

    • @gone645
      @gone645 Před 5 lety +16

      Bruh... U just Made My Fucking Day... All the Best To you Fo The Rest of your Day Man.... this Comment Had Me In tears...

    • @drowninginnarcotics
      @drowninginnarcotics Před 5 lety +3

      im screaming this made my day ive been laughing for the past 10 minutes

    • @mangoman0i299
      @mangoman0i299 Před 5 lety +1

      @@drowninginnarcotics I died of laughter but I showed it to God and he reincarnated me

    • @skateboardingprogression6008
      @skateboardingprogression6008 Před 5 lety

      Make that one

  • @No-ot3fr
    @No-ot3fr Před 6 lety +179

    *looks at balls* "what do we got here?" BRUH💀

  • @erikmcknight9094
    @erikmcknight9094 Před 5 lety +62

    My training is complete. I'm finally ready to go to prison.

  • @eaglethehulk8539
    @eaglethehulk8539 Před 6 lety +578

    This dude needs a netflix special.

    • @eastweymouthchris
      @eastweymouthchris Před 5 lety +11

      Eagle The Hulk he could do a reality show where he works with recent ex cons

    • @tristisfaba1144
      @tristisfaba1144 Před 5 lety +2

      "How To Survive Prison" or just straight up "The After Prison Show"😂

    • @X28Q
      @X28Q Před 4 lety +1

      He’d just be censored

    • @oscarbrooks6442
      @oscarbrooks6442 Před 4 lety

      On what tho he funny asf lmao

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 Před 3 lety

      Agree 💯

  • @RemovingTheWingus
    @RemovingTheWingus Před 6 lety +290

    Sadly womens bathrooms are not area 51 but we do have a lab

    • @sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17
      @sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17 Před 5 lety +42

      @Ellie5621 never trust someone who can bleed a bucket and doesn't die

    • @Caboby
      @Caboby Před 5 lety +1

      Mitchel Martens I’m dead😂😂😂

    • @ahh5516
      @ahh5516 Před 5 lety +4

      You say that because you aren’t allowed to disclose confidential information 😑

    • @MrJamieJam
      @MrJamieJam Před 5 lety +6

      A LOT OF BLOOD LET ME TELL YA THAT

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 Před 5 lety

      @@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17 byeeeee mooooom

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 Před 6 lety +310

    Rule 6: The guard won't help you, no matter how many times you call for him

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 Před 6 lety +911

    Rule 6: Always wear something on your feet in the showers....

    • @redpillsavedbygrace6720
      @redpillsavedbygrace6720 Před 6 lety +3

      Mr. C yep..

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 Před 6 lety +7

      Mr. C why tho

    • @aljacksonjr.5634
      @aljacksonjr.5634 Před 6 lety +199

      Stan Pines LOL bcuz thats where ppl relieve themselves and sometimes it likes to sit there on the floor despite water running. So basically u dont wanna be stepping on semen, spit, blood, urine, snot and whatever else u can think of

    • @G_0_0_Zroot
      @G_0_0_Zroot Před 6 lety +118

      yup everyone's babies are on tha floor.

    • @pietrayday9915
      @pietrayday9915 Před 6 lety +42

      @Stan - Joe mentioned that in an earlier video. Let's just say that the prison shower floor is kind of gross, and Joe hinted at a couple of the reasons why the prison shower floor is kind of gross in this video, in regards to the prison shower being one of the few places where one ore more prisoners can hope to find any amount of privacy (there are reasons you want to respect that boundary, and reasons you are going to see things you don't want to see and might expect trouble if you don't respect the boundary and violate the other inmates' privacy!)

  • @revelationspreparations7705

    As a former C.O. I can say that this guy is spot on. Respect brother

  • @ness7144
    @ness7144 Před 6 lety +171

    "Baby arms and elephant trunks"
    Lmfao

  • @ryanhanshaw2256
    @ryanhanshaw2256 Před 6 lety +81

    Joe I love you. I’m so sorry you had to spend so much of your life locked up. I know you were apart of that 7%. IM SO SORRY JOE.

  • @Josh-cc9md
    @Josh-cc9md Před 5 lety +427

    69 better take notes.

    • @HEROXLX
      @HEROXLX Před 5 lety +6

      Speedy you probably should stop stealing comments

    • @HEROXLX
      @HEROXLX Před 5 lety +3

      Also you should take Notes cause your Fortnite vids are pretty soapy

    • @Josh-cc9md
      @Josh-cc9md Před 5 lety

      @@HEROXLX you play mobile and most of my vids were streams that I haven't deleted yet..

    • @HEROXLX
      @HEROXLX Před 5 lety

      Speedy thanks for not getting Heated but ya Just isn’t smart when you see 60 of the same comments of 69 needs these tips

    • @xzoaestheticsx6059
      @xzoaestheticsx6059 Před 5 lety +2

      THE Red Tomato LTL u should probably shut the fuck up

  • @mario-fx4kk
    @mario-fx4kk Před 6 lety +403

    Joe was part of that 7% lmao

  • @richardgednalske285
    @richardgednalske285 Před 6 lety +92

    You taught me never to go to prison

  • @DIVINEINNERTENSION
    @DIVINEINNERTENSION Před 5 lety +196

    Reminds me of my time in the clink. Stole a friend of mines crayons, teacher got real mad. Made me sit in the corner. You never go back ☝🙏

    • @lookbruhiaintgonnalielastw2282
      @lookbruhiaintgonnalielastw2282 Před 5 lety +14

      Germany damn thats crazy bro! u got any more stories? i remember my teacher moving my clip down to red for calling my friend dumb. harsh aint it

    • @mozza1918
      @mozza1918 Před 5 lety +4

      Niggato I got in trouble for putting birds in a mud pie 😢

    • @DIVINEINNERTENSION
      @DIVINEINNERTENSION Před 5 lety +4

      @@lookbruhiaintgonnalielastw2282 Oh my god I remember the clips

    • @imdontaisbrokeheadphones6741
      @imdontaisbrokeheadphones6741 Před 5 lety +5

      Ahh Boy still tryna get the red clip of my record pray for me🙏🏾

    • @e_clinch
      @e_clinch Před 4 lety +5

      Good to know you turned your life around bro. Respect ✊

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +1165

    Don't drop the soap?

    • @jacobhaflich4803
      @jacobhaflich4803 Před 6 lety +37

      Justin Y. If I do ima kick it over ta you 😉

    • @pietrayday9915
      @pietrayday9915 Před 6 lety +59

      Are you asking because you're not sure what the "don't drop the soap" thing is all about?
      If so, the problem isn't exactly dropping the soap, the problem is trying to bend over and pick it back up: the morbid joke is that you don't want to be naked and in that position in a shower with a bunch of other naked guys who haven't seen a woman in years....
      If you're asking about something else, I apologize - I don't understand the question.

    • @thenatemurph1918
      @thenatemurph1918 Před 6 lety +2

      I will

    • @insertnamehere6021
      @insertnamehere6021 Před 6 lety +28

      Jacob Haflich When you kick it don’t slip on the semen covered floor

    • @8ustin
      @8ustin Před 6 lety +3

      Justin Y. Do it

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 Před 6 lety +321

    Take a shot every time he says the hard way.

  • @T-Ray11RyanReynolds17
    @T-Ray11RyanReynolds17 Před 5 lety +47

    What about always wear Your flops in the shower. Alot of ppl get foot infections from not having them on.

  • @JJBenavidez
    @JJBenavidez Před 4 lety +81

    A football player came into prison as a Tight End. Then he came out as a Wide Reciever

    • @beautifulqueen4291
      @beautifulqueen4291 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 Před 3 lety +2

      Ewwwwwww....

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Před 3 lety +4

      Prison rape is real and tragic. Just because it's men and accused criminals, doesnt mean it's okay to make fun of. Rape is one of the worst things that can happen to you

    • @Riperoo123
      @Riperoo123 Před 3 lety +1

      @@msjkramey 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @insertnamehere6021
    @insertnamehere6021 Před 6 lety +380

    Gotta wear dem shoes

  • @definitelynotcanister204
    @definitelynotcanister204 Před 5 lety +206

    Dropping viagra in their water, then drop the soap.

    • @bluuzy8139
      @bluuzy8139 Před 5 lety +25

      aka Tofu top 10 nazi superweapons that could have won WW2

    • @nicolaeanton1117
      @nicolaeanton1117 Před 5 lety +2

      XD

    • @xander8561
      @xander8561 Před 5 lety +3

      If u do this u gonna die

    • @mathisr.44
      @mathisr.44 Před 5 lety +7

      I don't think they *need* viagra

    • @ryand4533
      @ryand4533 Před 4 lety +3

      Most people masturbate in the shower so it’s already full of hard dicks!!! Only shower at certain times because we all know at certain times it’s a gay porno scene!! Not even joking it’s a messed up places.

  • @austinmoody5467
    @austinmoody5467 Před 6 lety +368

    Joe I’m so sorry that you had to spend so much of ur life locked up, I know you where apart of that 7%. I’m sorry Joe. Please pin this comment please Joe you gotta see this comment! I feel so bad that you were apart of that 7%

    • @fordfocus9403
      @fordfocus9403 Před 6 lety +7

      Straight Savage you would

    • @hyperhektor7733
      @hyperhektor7733 Před 6 lety

      from what i have read its more like 20-25%. (higher numbers where younger inmates are)

    • @aquadanny4821
      @aquadanny4821 Před 6 lety

      He was only in prison for 7 years

    • @HetLedie
      @HetLedie Před 6 lety

      AquaDanny still it's almost like 10 years that's enough to make anybody go through some s***

    • @MAL1C3
      @MAL1C3 Před 6 lety

      😂

  • @DRBRIGHT_213
    @DRBRIGHT_213 Před 5 lety +22

    I swear the fight scenes! 😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @benjievans7524
    @benjievans7524 Před 4 lety +18

    I spent 8 years in prison and i never seen someone get fucked up for dropping the soap. People laughed and joked but that's it.

    • @slummadekell7626
      @slummadekell7626 Před 4 lety +2

      In county we wear boxers in there y'all do that in prison too 🤔

  • @flowrider2007
    @flowrider2007 Před 6 lety +76

    Rule # 1 slide the soap across floor and see who slide it back.lol

  • @francisofthefilth-inhonoro5882

    2:44 top 10 anime battles

  • @ghostpodgameing
    @ghostpodgameing Před 5 lety +27

    69 and Bill needs to see this 😂😂

  • @thedragking2524
    @thedragking2524 Před 6 lety +185

    None of those rule apply to gay dave

  • @xgu4642
    @xgu4642 Před 6 lety +43

    He learned the "Hard" way

    • @mathisr.44
      @mathisr.44 Před 5 lety +2

      *Booty Warrior has entered the chat*

  • @toothpasteboy2019
    @toothpasteboy2019 Před 5 lety +222

    You Dont Have to bend over to Grab the Soap
    Why Not Just squat?

    • @safiralhaq8462
      @safiralhaq8462 Před 5 lety +77

      You have your mouth open for Business then

    • @eduardogonzalez7740
      @eduardogonzalez7740 Před 5 lety +46

      You’re still vulnerable because they can just knock you over and get you at your lowest

    • @mirahemchaoui978
      @mirahemchaoui978 Před 5 lety +60

      Balls slappin on the filthy shower floor hun

    • @toothpasteboy2019
      @toothpasteboy2019 Před 5 lety +31

      Well How About Just Use Telekinesis Then!?
      Prison in America is Weird...

    • @imsexisttoair9877
      @imsexisttoair9877 Před 5 lety +9

      Turn around find the soap and pick it up

  • @jbatt365
    @jbatt365 Před 6 lety +138

    Zoom Zooms and Whamies !!! Give me those Prison Shower Junnies!!!

  • @asbestoslover
    @asbestoslover Před 6 lety +169

    these graphics are killing me buddy

    • @bossxx2123
      @bossxx2123 Před 5 lety +2

      the fight scean has me dead XDDDD

  • @averythegod
    @averythegod Před 5 lety +5

    The fight scene in this had me laughing too hard

  • @codycroff4709
    @codycroff4709 Před 6 lety +4

    Another great video Joe. I like the comedic aspect you put to things that normally wouldn't be joke-worthy. You have a good soul.

  • @sharonpeek4578
    @sharonpeek4578 Před 6 lety +126

    You're not supposed to have ANY of that info about women's bathrooms, Joe. That's classified.

    • @bigsmoke5705
      @bigsmoke5705 Před 6 lety +24

      Sharon Peek Area 51 is a cover the women’s bathroom is the real Area 51

    • @94Newbie
      @94Newbie Před 6 lety +7

      so thats the REAL reason the he did time....

    • @louisnonyourbuissnes5191
      @louisnonyourbuissnes5191 Před 6 lety +4

      Lol toilets are what me and my gf talked about befor she dumped me on Valentine's day 😭😢

    • @painoftheheart12
      @painoftheheart12 Před 6 lety +13

      Louis Nonyourbuissnes Sounds like your relationship was headed......for the shitter 😎

    • @louisnonyourbuissnes5191
      @louisnonyourbuissnes5191 Před 6 lety +2

      Whyntir I over it now I have decided I will move to Poland and get a proper slav girl

  • @xenojd1487
    @xenojd1487 Před 5 lety +15

    That shower fight was about the funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @jm419113
    @jm419113 Před 6 lety +80

    Joe, you should never dive into the shower...

    • @fsgtadZ
      @fsgtadZ Před 6 lety +7

      jm419113 what about diving into punk tattoo guy in the shower?

    • @jm419113
      @jm419113 Před 6 lety +3

      Thomas Doyle, why take 10 when you can give 5 to a friend?

  • @danieljones6072
    @danieljones6072 Před 6 lety +25

    RIP to Joe's junies

  • @JasonLdee102
    @JasonLdee102 Před 4 lety +6

    Get high on Reefer, then watch the shower fight scene, and you'll laugh for hours. Trust Me ;) It's extra hilarious!

  • @vicesrus
    @vicesrus Před 6 lety +48

    Gel Soap, Problem Solved

    • @mickcarey712
      @mickcarey712 Před 6 lety +31

      You never want to be carrying anything that could be mistaken for lube

    • @RT42069
      @RT42069 Před 6 lety +7

      You can drop that too ya know

    • @aljacksonjr.5634
      @aljacksonjr.5634 Před 6 lety +7

      SOAP on a rope

    • @ClimptonDiddlehopper
      @ClimptonDiddlehopper Před 6 lety +1

      First one I hit in Texas had that powder soap stuff like when you was in elementary school. Being a goof I almost took a hand full and threw it across the showers.....common sense for once grabbed my hand and put that powder soap in my short hair.

  • @Pengd
    @Pengd Před 6 lety +85

    I bet you had to learn the *very* hard way, the *REAL* hard way, Joe.

  • @xxka0tikkxx
    @xxka0tikkxx Před 4 lety +2

    I mean calling that late night snack "honey buns" definitely works. The only question left is if its *glazed* or not 😂

  • @andrewjackson3278
    @andrewjackson3278 Před 6 lety +276

    If I were to go to jail (or prison...Lord forbid) I think I would put my bar of soap in a sock and tie the end around my finger XDD Prison squeegee! aha!!

    • @hardcoreyugz
      @hardcoreyugz Před 6 lety +23

      Andrew Jackson pretty fuckin smart

    • @OdgeBodge
      @OdgeBodge Před 6 lety +72

      You could get into Harvard using this comment

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 Před 6 lety +7

      CrazyBearGuy 😂 that just made my day

    • @GeeZee23
      @GeeZee23 Před 6 lety +4

      That’s fuckin brilliant lol

    • @artiebucco5195
      @artiebucco5195 Před 6 lety +10

      Yeah but won't the other prisoners think you're terrified of dropping the soap...and feeding off of that?? It's a smart idea but somebody would catch on. Soap on a rope maybe?

  • @isa-yj1ew
    @isa-yj1ew Před 6 lety +220

    Why would you wear a shirt in the shower?

    • @simonmaguire5250
      @simonmaguire5250 Před 6 lety +22

      I think it's a towel over his shoulder not a shirt.

    • @isa-yj1ew
      @isa-yj1ew Před 6 lety +31

      No I'm just joking because he's in a shirt but the background is a shower

    • @simonmaguire5250
      @simonmaguire5250 Před 6 lety +5

      I missed that.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  Před 6 lety +145

      I Lazy Unicorn I dropped the ball bigtime. Lol shoulda filmed this whole video naked.

    • @need0244
      @need0244 Před 6 lety +3

      whats up with that outlining

  • @CarterLyricsGaming
    @CarterLyricsGaming Před 4 lety +2

    Ok that shower fight scene is the best XD XD XD just dropped a 400 dollar unit laughing XD

  • @BigbossEssential
    @BigbossEssential Před 6 lety +66

    More skits with the Mexican music please, they are hilarious XD

  • @tvinky1992
    @tvinky1992 Před 6 lety +88

    Joe keeps dropping these homoerotic comments like a fresh meat dropping his soap

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 Před 6 lety +5

      Erik Henriksen Maybe that says more about you -.just saying.

    • @amablecourteau7565
      @amablecourteau7565 Před 6 lety

      Better to be aware.

    • @ClimptonDiddlehopper
      @ClimptonDiddlehopper Před 6 lety

      When a dude walks in and drops the soap on purpose he's advertising he takes......um....let's say swipe the credit card.....

    • @johnathonlee7053
      @johnathonlee7053 Před 6 lety

      Billy Beane,
      “will that be debit or credit sir?”
      Other guy: “the f**k you talking about”

  • @dieselmontoya2232
    @dieselmontoya2232 Před 5 lety +7

    "it hurts sitting down just thinking about it" oh no

  • @MrHemaVideos2
    @MrHemaVideos2 Před 6 lety +14

    So lemme get this straight, Joe's sayin' if you don't know about these rules the only way you're gonna learn is the hard way? I bet you had to learn the very HARD way, the REAL HARD way Joe.

  • @Glaydroth
    @Glaydroth Před 6 lety +22

    Joe, I love you, I'm so sorry you had to spend so much of your life locked up, I know you were part of that 7%, I'm sorry Joe!

    • @BlazeShotIt
      @BlazeShotIt Před 6 lety

      Junaid he won't pin this if you were wondering

    • @gelo2714
      @gelo2714 Před 6 lety

      Ya Boi savage

  • @SquirrelMaster115
    @SquirrelMaster115 Před 5 lety +50

    You can't tell me what to do
    *LOOKS DOWN IN SHOWER ROOM*

    • @hankhillstricklandpropane4134
      @hankhillstricklandpropane4134 Před 5 lety +1

      Jordan the squirrel the Jamal with dreads or the Jamal with a 360 wave

    • @SquirrelMaster115
      @SquirrelMaster115 Před 5 lety +1

      Hank Hill Strickland Propane Jamal with dreads

    • @kahlo.m7907
      @kahlo.m7907 Před 5 lety

      Then there comes your death !!

    • @kahlo.m7907
      @kahlo.m7907 Před 5 lety

      I smell death around you 😂😂😂

    • @youmindifiactextraaaaa
      @youmindifiactextraaaaa Před 4 lety

      Jordan the squirrel didn’t Jamal get in there for fucking someone with a crayon? Or was it a nail polish remover bottle?

  • @ChaplainDaveSparks
    @ChaplainDaveSparks Před 6 lety +32

    Is "Soap on a Rope" (so you won't drop it) considered contraband because you might potentially strangle someone with it?

    • @RT42069
      @RT42069 Před 6 lety +11

      That would probably be more useful as a flail/blackjack than a strangling weapon

    • @rahowherox1177
      @rahowherox1177 Před 6 lety +8

      They confiscated Joes soap on a yoyo.

    • @Chuckiele
      @Chuckiele Před 6 lety +3

      Pretty much every ingenious invention is contraband, even if noone could get harmed, because you know, its Prison.

    • @mariaelmeier3927
      @mariaelmeier3927 Před 6 lety

      Yes

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 Před 6 lety

      Sara Hampton anything can be a weapon if you want to kill bad enough. Ever kill someone with Easter peeps and a frozen chocolate bunny? It’s some gnarly shit

  • @jessicagonzales3205
    @jessicagonzales3205 Před 6 lety +4

    Hey Jo...I enjoy your shows so much...you answer my questions without asking you because my husband is in prison...but the reason why this particular subject is funny because after our call we had he said he was gonna shower real quick...then u posted this show...thank u for being u and making ur shows enjoyable to watch...

    • @jamiedesousa8594
      @jamiedesousa8594 Před 6 lety

      Jessica Gonzales its joe

    • @jessicagonzales3205
      @jessicagonzales3205 Před 6 lety

      Cloaky Games lol...Jo or joe...he gets it...buy thank u for the correction..

    • @jenaking1977
      @jenaking1977 Před 6 lety +1

      I think you meant but instead of buy. . .

    • @jessicagonzales3205
      @jessicagonzales3205 Před 6 lety

      Michael King lol..thanks for catching that... but yea that's wut I ment..

    • @dg-xr3gc
      @dg-xr3gc Před 6 lety

      Jessica Gonzales you mean (what I meant)

  • @Flip4910
    @Flip4910 Před 5 lety +4

    Days when I went to the gym or yard to workout I'd always have my stuff ready so I could shower as soon as I got back. My job in prison was called a porter if I remember correctly it was supposed to be 11pm-7am and me and one other dude would clean the bathroom and shower but it only took 20 minutes so it wasn't bad at all. Everyone was always making sure to be clean otherwise your ass got called out on it. Anyways the amazing perk to this job was when I was done cleaning the shower I got to go in there and take a shower all by myself which was great.

  • @rapidrevolver420
    @rapidrevolver420 Před 6 lety +38

    Rule number 1 should be don't piss in the shower lol

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 Před 6 lety +1

      Do it right and nobody knows.

    • @ClimptonDiddlehopper
      @ClimptonDiddlehopper Před 6 lety

      I seen a dude get dropped for that. He thought he was tough and did it towards this little homie and little man jumped on his ads butt naked beat the shit. Bulls don't want to come in the shower so he had a few minutes of whoop. Then of course the rest of us ain't stopping shit especially with the power drill dangling.

    • @CogniVision
      @CogniVision Před 6 lety +1

      That's a wig splitting situation.

  • @vova12
    @vova12 Před 6 lety +61

    so number one thing most prisoners do is obsess with not being perceived to be gay

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 Před 6 lety +6

      Vlad Rudeychuk yeah gays get fucked up in prison

    • @gadsdenflaghero4480
      @gadsdenflaghero4480 Před 6 lety +9

      Basically. Even though a lot of guys are bi. You have to hide it in prison unless you're ready to fight or submit which isn't worth it.

    • @amablecourteau7565
      @amablecourteau7565 Před 6 lety +1

      Correct. Obsess over it.

  • @Cherry_Soda06
    @Cherry_Soda06 Před 5 lety +2

    Was I the only 11 year old now watching this?
    I’m 12 now and I’ve already watched this vid but I wanna watch again
    And that prison soup you showed how to make was good (the one where u microwave the dry noodles in a paper bag and crisp them then then add the hot water with the seasoning packet after the noodles are crisp you ppl should try that it’s super good) my mom (she was in prison) was like “I have never seen that in prison” I gave her some to try and she said “maaann I wish someone thought of that when I was in prison”

  • @tammyfunk5653
    @tammyfunk5653 Před 3 lety +3

    In Wisconsin it's mandatory to wear your boxers in the shower

  • @General_Ace
    @General_Ace Před 6 lety +71

    Why not name the video....
    Five *Unwritten* rules in the prison shower.

    • @jaysonisgreat
      @jaysonisgreat Před 5 lety

      Why not start your OWN successful CZcams channel a ND you can name videos what everrrrr the fudge you want

  • @l1nchk1ng
    @l1nchk1ng Před 5 lety +7

    Joe I love you. I'm sorry you spent so much of your time locked up. I know you were part of that 7%. IM SORRY JOE!!!!

  • @jonathanflores6823
    @jonathanflores6823 Před 5 lety +86

    Lol you got ur butt taken brother.

    • @jaysonisgreat
      @jaysonisgreat Před 5 lety +7

      Both of these comments, weak. As fuuuuck.

  • @toysrusdumpsterbaby9837
    @toysrusdumpsterbaby9837 Před 5 lety +5

    I was thinking he was gonna say "Rule #1 don't drop the soap, just kidding, gettin ya junies split ain't all that bad" Lmao

  • @matthewviramontes3131
    @matthewviramontes3131 Před 5 lety +1

    I don't know which state he was locked up in, but in California prisons it was normal and regular practice to wear your boxers or other clothes in the shower, because we would take them off and wash them in the shower. Basically, we would do some/all of our laundry in the shower.

  • @Zocollo
    @Zocollo Před 6 lety +7

    Love the vids keep it up bro.

  • @TheHipPro
    @TheHipPro Před 5 lety +13

    1:47 don't tell me you dropped the soap

  • @eddieteddy273
    @eddieteddy273 Před 4 lety +2

    My brain:whatch it
    Me:why
    My brain:Just in case

  • @plaguerat5911
    @plaguerat5911 Před 6 lety +14

    I wonder if junies ever get taken while another prisoner goes on a prison date. What a weird thought

  • @creepycrust273
    @creepycrust273 Před 6 lety +12

    Aye Joe, I've never been to prison, bcuz of me only going on 20, but I really do appreciate you giving some of these skits comity, but I'm glad you also give these seriousness, bcuz at least if any of us land in the big house, at least we can know what to expect and how some thing go.

  • @antoniorangel5551
    @antoniorangel5551 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I bearly got out and this dude is so spot on

  • @jbatt365
    @jbatt365 Před 6 lety +10

    Hey Joe! What's that name of the Latin inspired tune you play pretty regularly in the videos. Thanks, keep pounding bro!!!!

  • @ebperformance8436
    @ebperformance8436 Před 6 lety +61

    When I was in a prison shower. I was hiding from a booty bandit. But he found me. I couldn’t see anything because all the steam.All I heard him saying is come out to play Then he suddenly starts lobbing bars of soap at me. And let me tell you his aim was good because he nailed me in the head and stomach. And I was dazed but still on the defense against this booty bandit. But suddenly he appears out of a cloud of steam telling me he wants that booty and had me cornered.
    I knew I had to fight so I ran at him to try to knock him down. But he gave me a double hammer fist and knocked me down and picked me up by my boxers with only one hand ( this guy was strong) I had only one option and one clear shot. So I took the shot and nailed him right in the nuts. This caused him to let me go and I tried running but I was hurled back into the shower wall.
    The guy kept saying ummm huh ummmm huh and started walking to me. I knew I was done for. But then my luck changed and he ended up slipping on a bar of soap and falling backwards and hitting his head on the shower floor. This of course dazed the guy and I had to finish him. So I picked up a bar of soap and stood on his nuts with my feet and yelled. YOU CANT HAVE My BOOTY! And I knocked his ass out with the bar of soap.
    I was lucky because this guy was in prison for rape against a man on a tv show called how to catching a predator. The man he attacked had his butt ruined. And he stated the last thing he heard was this man screaming I’m a warrior.

    • @thesunbehindthesun1574
      @thesunbehindthesun1574 Před 6 lety +18

      Earl Barnes this sounds like obvious bullshit, too surreal. But then again you might not be writing fiction. Truth is stranger than fiction.

    • @thesunbehindthesun1574
      @thesunbehindthesun1574 Před 6 lety +4

      Earl Barnes lockup raw

    • @ebperformance8436
      @ebperformance8436 Před 6 lety +7

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    • @aceclop
      @aceclop Před 6 lety +7

      Earl Barnes
      i call him Chris handsome

    • @ebperformance8436
      @ebperformance8436 Před 6 lety +8

      COLLIN R 2 I got no milk no cookies nothing. I came here looking for a mans butt. Lol

  • @coldste
    @coldste Před 3 lety +2

    This cracked me up laughed my head off 😂

  • @mbrianperry1
    @mbrianperry1 Před 3 lety +3

    In Mississippi if you shower without boxers you are going to the hospital dude.

  • @KayJayCrazy
    @KayJayCrazy Před 5 lety +10

    *the worst thing than dropping the soap*
    *Picking it up*

  • @jameslarsen8129
    @jameslarsen8129 Před 5 lety +1

    I love the south of the border music for the akward shower moments lmao!!!! Well played sir...well played

  • @kaiabrocks
    @kaiabrocks Před 5 lety +3

    “Making experiments in the woman’s bathrooms” I’m dead 😂😂

  • @mememe7007
    @mememe7007 Před 5 lety +76

    69droped the soap I prison and luckily bill cosby was behind him 😏

    • @effski3691
      @effski3691 Před 5 lety +3

      Mest up Vlogs most underrated comment in history 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Legendgaming-lz1zc
      @Legendgaming-lz1zc Před 5 lety +2

      Lmaoo

    • @44dlowe
      @44dlowe Před 5 lety +6

      Bill Cosby didn’t do it bro

    • @WristWrist23
      @WristWrist23 Před 5 lety

      ME!ME! ME! Shut up you go to jail and twerk for Ray Ray

  • @CosmosCat
    @CosmosCat Před 6 lety +2

    “How do you know about these rules that are unspoken and unknown?” It’s like using the urinals in the men’s bathroom. There are just rules that we all follow without ever talking about them and most of them we don’t even realize we’re following them.

  • @Sickassfoo_andres
    @Sickassfoo_andres Před 5 lety +4

    LOL HE SAID IT STILL HURTS TO SIT DOEN IM DEAD HAHAHA😂😂

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Před 6 lety +4

    * drops soap *
    "whelp, it might as well be on the moon"

  • @Cutelatinguy2
    @Cutelatinguy2 Před rokem

    I knew my Handsome Joe had to give up his Junie Cakes at some point in the Big House but much respect to muh boyee for coming clean about it!

  • @joselizarraga1653
    @joselizarraga1653 Před 6 lety +5

    No walking around in ur shower shoes boy!! Keep them shoes on till u hit the showers then u put ur shower shoes on and if ur using someone else's shower shoes rinse them off when your done

  • @abeditzz7820
    @abeditzz7820 Před 4 lety +10

    He says : I’m not proud of going to prison
    *_but he also wears a fugitive t-shirt_ *

  • @billpera2415
    @billpera2415 Před 4 lety +2

    When i saw the two joes fighting i lost it🤣🤣

  • @om4365
    @om4365 Před 6 lety +21

    I know people in prison are criminals but they are so petty lol

    • @thevernonposse
      @thevernonposse Před 6 lety +8

      Noor Yasin he said petty not pretty

    • @wutsit2yuhhuh246
      @wutsit2yuhhuh246 Před 6 lety +4

      thevernonposse lmaoooo

    • @om4365
      @om4365 Před 6 lety +5

      thevernonposse lol also I'm a girl...

    • @technimechanical
      @technimechanical Před 6 lety

      Define "criminal" all i see is just a bunch of people tryna survive

  • @sheepgray08
    @sheepgray08 Před 6 lety +6

    Miss the diiiiiiiiive picture or video. But the video amazing anyways, as always.

  • @eddyvideostar
    @eddyvideostar Před 6 lety

    You are a comedian. You are too funny for this to have any bearing.

  • @elcuh4270
    @elcuh4270 Před 5 lety +68

    Joe so ur telling that 7% of getting butt messaged JOE I KNOW THAT UR PART OF THAT 7% PLEASE PIN THIS COMMENT PLEASE JOE

  • @kartune3395
    @kartune3395 Před 5 lety +9

    I FEEL SO BAD YOU WERE APART OF THAT 7%

  • @bhris3914
    @bhris3914 Před 5 lety

    *whats up guys its the after prison show!*

  • @Ronnie-yy7sl
    @Ronnie-yy7sl Před 6 lety +34

    DAMN! Joe threw a huge heymaker at the other prison show!