Literally the Worst Commentary Ever - Slime SSBM Commentary Highlights

Basically made this so I can get on commentary at nationals and have Jennette McCurdy tweet me back.
Highlights from Bigger Balc, Power 9, SSS, and the Balcony with Guntherz because he's funnier than I'll ever be.
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[@linkjmc5683]

The irony of someone asking Ludwig if he knows slime. Aged like a dream.

[@koth_harvest_final]

i remember talking to ludwig asking if slime would be at a local lmao

[@crunxxyy3527]

@Johan Benson scam sus

[@ayyocam1917]

@Johan Benson nice alt account lmao

[@bowser8817]

@Johan Benson i did it in 5 because im that skilled

[@hitnrun66]

Facts lmao

[@jacksoncolvin3602]

Lud in 2017, “hey it’s your friend Ludwig”
Lud in 2021, “I am not your friend”

[@thevorace]

"And if they don't win, Tibet stays... imprisoned? I don't know the situation." Lmao

[@y2kmisha]

"Maybe for you. Ogre."

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

Calling people ogre is so powerful

[@ksad96]

"I wouldn't call him a legend. I'd call him an average person at best, but..."
"What'd you say?"
"Yeah, he's really cool"
"Yeah yeah, he's alright"

[@wilkyb8997]

lmao the vape commercials got to me

[@zachtooill]

I liked the smash boxes

[@robert3758]

I love when people talk in a way that makes me feel like I'm having a stroke

[@ogshrimpsauce]

"Bring me up to speed" "I can read Cam" I'm fucking dead

[@DaAnimalControl]

"Did you ever just want to get sent yarn?" I love it

[@zachtooill]

Idk why that was the best one

[@puunk_9240]

they won't let you commentate majors unless they need someone to shill for the vape sponsors

[@leeleeisgay]

I wonder how slime would feel if he read up on Tibetan self-immolation.

[@SOMeDoOD1992]

probably about the same

[@bignerd1323]

Apparently, those monks do half damage

[@awkwardcultism]

He'd probably think it was lit.

[@jensvide777]

@@awkwardcultism Nice.

[@thefreshvince879]

ludwig has taken over scar's personality and even wears his clothes now

[@poultriarchy]

Baby Chan bittersweet knowing scar would be twitch’s fastest growing streamer if he sold out

[@Bozionjr]

The best kind of shill

[@MoonbaseTV]

Maximum overshill. I love it.

[@mrs.featherbottom5901]

So damn funny, such great timing, amazingly witty, perfect delivery! WHO IS THIS MAN? And where can I donate to the kickstarter to launch his career in comedy??

[@2FadeMusic]

I'd call him an average person at best

[@leahd5341]

@@2FadeMusic you're about 2 years late

[@2FadeMusic]

@@leahd5341 yar spongebob i require immediate cock and ball torture

[@thepokemanguy5815]

Idk man hopefully he starts making content on twitch or yt seems pretty funny

[@caseypeanuts3222]

nice call

[@hushpuppi3]

I love how in the middle it just goes from commentary moments to S2J being a beast

[@Chobeemi]

Slime and Alex19 might be the funniest commentary duo of all time. Just constant roasting lmao

[@guyoninternet4728]

0:18
It's a fedora. You cannot change my mind

[@tyleramon8371]

Those VAPE commercials GOT ME!
Lmao, I bet the sponsors just love that this kind of advertisement actually works xD

[@dmandamen6719]

The Johnny stock in the middle of the canes argument

[@KonkeyDongkey]

"On the deep web you can get an Arduino filled with raw H"
I love this man.

[@octo_contra]

"what's in there, you think? hawaiian punch?"
fucking got me

[@HeadFacethePirate]

dude if you dont like the coleslaw you can just sub it out for another toast or sauce

[@shadenym5094]

^^^^^ this guy fucks

[@ourboyroy9398]

or you could be LSU head-coach and serial degenerate Ed Orgeron and get double slaw, no toast

[@diemrcupcake]

@@ourboyroy9398 then he can win you a national championship.

[@alexneishellii9032]

Our Boy Roy i have come from the future to stop the slander of the legendary coach O

[@GustoFormula]

"No one likes playing against each other." - Anthony Bruno (2017)

[@pogokes8215]

Deadass forgot this existed. What a gem.

[@battleman3]

Actually Slime, The owner moved to work on an oil rig to save up the money to start his restaurant. I've read the table mats.

[@gloriousliar8747]

Now this is a vid I can get behind, smash and good opinions on canes

[@darkslide180]

best commentary i have ever had the pleasure of hearing
-Legoman

[@dagms]

man I need to watch more of slime's streams, he a funny dude

[@asantejr22]

this guys actually fucking hilarious

[@dakotastephens656]

Slime peaked here. God bless him.

[@Dragons_Nut]

It's crazy to see lud advertising vapes with my own eyes

[@Sheu_ssbm]

29:12 Death Grips :]

[@mignob]

@@pedlar6839 I have it uncensored on vinyl

[@KeTyping]

Slime and Alex19 is the best thing to ever come from melee.

[@manoqueenz]

At this point it's more of an edgelord podcast with some melee in the background

[@rorycarey-stronck7007]

When are we gonna get more slime commentary highlights? That’s the only reason I’m still here

[@ttam]

29:15 the death grips reference from slime, much respect

[@simeongroeneveld2000]

3:46 classic Ludwig

[@connorcarini]

Ludwig and Slime... the food review critiques

[@Ethan.Murphy2003]

Loved this gives me nostalgia

[@Catamaran33]

thought this was gonna be actual bad commentary, pleasantly suprised

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

29:17 love the Death Grips reference, very cool mr slime man alright man

[@NoWhipCreamPlz]

3:46 had me dead ROFLLLLL

[@wendysboyz5658]

Slime and Alex on commentary is the best

[@touchedbymeat]

2070 paradigm shift reference :O

[@goodguycwyzz4768]

Who would’ve thought this guy would be a twitch God

[@bobbysalazars1645]

I gotta watch this with another fellow smasher

[@SalingerSays]

Ludwig is cute thooo

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

TRUE

[@XxHistorikxX]

Damn slimes friend kinda looks like that streamer guy Ludwig

[@BreakfastKids]

I like his commentary for pools

[@linebeck1381]

3:46 LUD OMG

[@narx271]

"Hugging is dangerous" Topical

[@creestab]

Shout out to the green Orcane himself, Ralph

[@Scroobis]

If you're on the third manga of berserk you're throwing out scissors hard.

[@dragsayow5344]

why

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

Did Slime just make a Death Grips reference?

[@gmoney3563]

when

[@FerousFolly]

he has a death grips cap on for like the first 5 or 10 mins

[@gmoney3563]

@@FerousFolly glad to see slime is noided

[@sirhawkjames]

"what do you think is in there, hawaiian punch?" lmaooo

[@andrewcox8807]

So good old Walsh. The helicopter does indeed, not exist.

[@sirhawkjames]

slime is so irritating and i love him lmao

[@underdasher9915]

I love that these things ate getting recommended now that Lud is somewhat a name

[@Openzmindz_]

This was actually really funny.

[@pasoj4al6sjd3kfhpwie]

This video is secretly just an add for vapes

[@chasenorton8447]

This is the best commentary.

[@kuni2330]

I need Slime to do a Top 8 at some supermajor, with Jim Jam Flim Flam as his co commentator.

[@gamegye8]

“Hawaiian punch?” Lmao

[@SilverShadow02]

...using Statewide Vapes!

[@futureiznow6748]

Did y'all see the disaster of commentary at GT-X for smash 4? I think that was worse.
CONVERSIONS

[@xkaosG]

I just want slime and JJFF to do a buddy cop skit or series and I can die content

[@catania195]

Better than fendy

[@jiffylou98]

It’s like if coney wasn’t dead inside

[@TheOneAndOnlyJell_O]

29:16 The Death Grips reference lol

[@garganchula]

bro the kayns part had me

[@LINKTheReaper]

These are the kids that create memes

[@KingHalbatorix]

Finals and they talkin about chicken instead of johhny

[@xavierbouldin6001]

The vape ads were ... Iquonic

[@TheVoiceOfChaos]

you ever just wanna get sent YARN

[@anotheryugiohplayer946]

I miss you slime

[@albinrantala477]

are you making video this so you dont have to message kendrick about big house? :P

[@BadMelee]

more so I had something to email him with

[@albinrantala477]

hopefully you get the job :)

[@danielmares2094]

What's that shirt in the background at 6:00?

[@c0nk2879]

GRAND FINALS AND ALL ALEX AND SLIME TALK ABOUT IS CANE'S SAUCE VS CHICK FIL A SAUCE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

[@hanselfinn8946]

I love slime as commentator

[@robw5840]

#freetibet

[@michaelmendez4172]

slime and lud are unironically bad at melee commentary

[@seanathan1]

but lud beat zain
TWICE

[@ryansmolinski2173]

Small man big commentary

[@TylerClibbon]

i miss alex19, this is great

[@hebogumbo2802]

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x better than any pm commentary

[@acek.7094]

I haven't legit cried from laughing in so long. Never stop slime, for real dude

[@zekegregory9130]

It's going good do you know why?
Vape, oh shit

[@trevorheath2657]

Ludwig and slime for life or until 20xx

[@abhinavcheedella4296]

It's big brain time

[@jonathanflores518]

"How many grams of sugar......... 48 jesus."

[@tbrew222]

Yo sandwich man!

[@JordanMSeverns]

did you ever just want to get sent yarn

[@r0flcopter]

I love slime

[@ooga-zn8ps]

alex19 and slime, cant commentate the game but are a funny personality duo

[@Lekeing]

I believe you misspelled "Best Commentators (NA)"

[@LordFartamor]

this aged well

[@seanathan1]

very well.

[@TruthAndReconciliation]

Was that a Death Grips reference around 29

[@MEGAlarfy]

Holy shit he did lmfao

[@pedlar6839]

Evan Biggers *happy mc ride noises^

[@420mar5]

This had me dying lol
3:49

[@kota69420]

Man, I think I might need a vape

[@4000subs]

"Hballz"

[@ethernet389]

this only made me love slime LOL