when Gaston was a lad he ate 4 doz. eggs every morning to help him get barge.
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- when Gaston was a lad he ate 4 doz. eggs every morning to help him get large,
and now that he's grown he eats 5 doz. eggs, so he's roughly the size of a barge.
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*when I was a LAD, I was a LAD, every morning I was a LAD, so I'm roughly the size of a LAD.*
That's deep
Billie eyelash fans: shit, that's deep
As I read this I just got to that part LOL
I found this comment exactly when he said that
What a lad
My IQ isn’t high enough to understand this art
Same my dude
I changed this comment so no one understands the other comments
@@connormcgrath5800 no
The absolute unit back off you beta
Yes
Mine is
He turned himself into 4 dozen dozen eggs.
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Satan Sama and he calls it 4 egged barge
/
na Caplan same difference
Congrats bro you made me fuckin die
You have just cured me depression
Depresso X Espresso I’m glad, now your just espresso
Easy to forget to appreciate the fact that the word “lads” isn’t in the original song, so they had to slap an s on the end
YES. thank you. it's been three years. thank you.
@Tibia Jones
You put all the work in, the least we can do is recognise it
@@TibsPlays you worked so hard! it’s hilarious! good job (:
PIN THIS MAN
@@TibsPlays you've been waiting for 3 years for someone to comment it?!
"When I was a lad I was a lad"
-Gaston
"When I was a lad I was a lad every morning I was a lad."
-Gaston
"SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A lad."
-Gaston
French Cookie
This movie has lost it's credibility to memes, and it's beautiful.
Dave Strider "It all belongs to MEME"
-Stingy
ghuudan WHY AM I WHEEZING GFHFFGCGD
I feel bad for the chickens that had to sustain his being
He sometimes fed on *LADS* When the chikens couldn't produce enough eggs.
@@mr.prettx8706 sometimes I wish he lost his chickens
But chickens enjoy laying eggs
- Pyroetheus - 777 likes?! Shit you won the jackpot!
He would just lock his lips with the chicken cloaca and slurp the eggs straight from the source
“When I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”
Relatable
being a tsundere is no excuse to be a cannibal
wild starfish well in some places it’s legal to eat other people. But there are pretty strict rules such as you can eat them if their family gives permission, if you yourself did not harm them and etc,
HRRMF
vore
They tasted delicious
"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen lads"
Wait, that's illegal.
Google that real quick
I wouldn't say it is
Imagine “is cannibalism illegal?” in your search history?-
@@idontusethisaccmuchanymore7765 I'm not a sociopath promise-
@@sunysid3up Well, from what I understand, consuming human flesh is not illegal itself, however because of other laws related to the treatment of dead bodies, it's very difficult to acquire the meat legally. Of course, laws are different everywhere, and I'm not a lawyer.
What even is this conversation anymore? It started with a joke and is moving on to cannibalism lmao
_”when i was a lad i ate 4 dozen lads”_
_”and now that i’m grown i eat 5 DOZEN LADS”_
200thLIKE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SO THAT IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A *egg.*
ArtsySundae BRUHHHHH THATS SOME QUALITY CANIBALISM
When he said "When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen lads"
*I felt that*
*so I’m roughly the size of an egg*
60 kids go missing every day just so that Gaston can become the size of a barge
I'm crying
🤣
0:47 says he is roughly the size of a egg
@@couldbeaname6340 no
He talks about the one at 0:26
Alexis F 48 when he was a child lol now its 60-
“When I was a lad, I was a lad.”
Yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
🤣
tangy but real Hm.
Now he’s roughly the size of a lad
*when I was a lad I ate 4 dozen lads*
People die when they are killed.
This shouldn't be that funny. Yet here i am, dying of laughter.
Same
It’s legit 1 something in the morning and I’m wheezing. This shouldn’t be as funny as it is
This 😂😂😂😂
Here I am reading the comments with my brother
You're laughing. When he was an egg He ate four dozen lads, and you're laughing
This must be what having a stroke is like.
Can’t wait to have one then!
@@theanonartist7985 get those eggs prepared for the stroke!
I just want you to know that this made me laugh so much that I cried
♪ noooooo oooooone strokes like gaston
deepthroats yolks like gaston
no one has a thing for giant boats like gaston
the aneurysm has shut down his brain
oh well, goodbye to gaston ♪
@@poppyappletree1400 Wow, this made my day. xD I'm glad I was able to make someone laugh, haha.
“When I was four dozen eggs, I ate FIVE DOZEN EGGS”
Now that I'm 4 dozen dozen eggs o eat 5 dozen dozen eggs
*Cannabalizim intensifies*
@@fyrun4838 I wanna cry
Its the best part
@@fyrun4838 so I'm roughly the size of 5 DOZEN DOZEN DOZEN DOZEN EGGS
*Imagine this was the only evidence of the human existence and aliens are trying to decifer what this means*
@Sherlock Chirp [bruh intencifies]
They would be very confused
The next voyager space probe should have this and only this on it.
Best comment award goes to you!
Yooo
Imagine future archaeologists find this and think it was important yet can’t decipher it’s meaning
Bored Creativity Imagine them playing this on replay for pretty much their whole career
please stop why were they so obsessed with eggs? What was the significance?
If you dont know its purpose it must be for a religious ritual-Every archaeologist ever
It *is* important 😆
@@EG-hy9mv i mean it's kind of a religion
i a t e 4 d o z e n l a d s
Vore
@Simply bobajojoba egg
Veluchien this is my favourite comment on the internet
I would like but it’s 666 heheheheheheh
*CANNIBALISM*
Why do the eggs just slide down his throat like that
...let this sink in
Dont you remember. He ate 4 dozen lads
;^) Who knows
His throat is barge
@@badger6188 very barge
Practice
Boomer humour: I hate my wife
Millenial humour: I hate my life
Gen Z humour:
Poor gen x
Z humor: when i was a lad i was a lad every morning i was a lad
when i was a egg i ate 4 dozen millenials to help me get egg but now that I'm z I eat 5 dozen millennials so im roughly the size of a boomer
What have I started
Yo I'm a Millenial and my abs are *SORE* from laughing 🤣🤣🤣 this style of humor is just like "youtube poop" a genre that was very popular in around 2006, when youtube was new. So, Millennials are laughing with you too!!
* my One brain cell Trying to solve a Simple math Test *
You joke but this was literally the only thing I could think about during the non-calculator math section of the SAT
1:17 my brain
the words “five dozen eggs”, “large”, and “barge” no longer have any meaning
large n barge
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE
Five dozen eggs
five
/fīv/
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equivalent to the sum of two and three; one more than four, or half of ten; 5.
"five of Sweden's top financial experts"
a group or unit of five people or things.
noun: five; plural noun: fives
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doz·en
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a group or set of twelve.
"a dozen bottles of sherry"
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an exchange of insults engaged in as a game or ritual among black Americans.
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/eɡ/
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plural noun: eggs
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the female reproductive cell in animals and plants; an ovum
Large
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of considerable or relatively great size, extent, or capacity.
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enjoy oneself in a lively way with drink or drugs and music.
"he's known in clubland for his capacity for larging it"
adverbSAILING
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Barge
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do four dozen eggs still have meaning?
Slender Sans jesus christ
What about "lad"
*_"When I was a lad, I was a lad, every morning I was a lad."_*
- -Gaston- *Friedrich Nietzsche*
*"So now I'm roughly the size of a lad"*
*"I ate 4 dozen lads every morning"*
*"So now that I've grown, I eat 5 dozen LADS"*
What can I say? He’s a lad
Gastonietzsche
A classic of meme literature. This video will be mentioned in history textbooks.
"I eat eggs"
1 million people: *interesting*
Lmao so funny and original 😂
well sorry to ruin the joke but the views count replays
2M now lol
But imagine a historian eighty years from now trying to interpret this
Most underrated comment ever xD
*Conspiracy Theory*
*A warning from the past to the future*
*hidden message*
When I was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get laaaarrrrrrgggggeeeeeee
“The dietary habits of this generation are commonly seen as questionable, often consuming obscene amounts of food in an effort to gain muscle. One of the main influencers in this movement was the fictional Gaston, who preached that his consumption of 60 eggs every morning could be considered beneficial to the average human.”
This is how it would go
“ why was this so important that 100s of thousands of people watched it”
"when I was 4 dozen eggs I ate 5 dozen eggs."
isn't that cannibalism? hmmm
Emily van der Linden I mean I'm pretty sure "when I was a lad I ate 4 doz lads" is DEFINITELY cannibalism
nope because hes *4* dozen eggs and not *5* dozen. doesnt take a rocket surgeon
You are what you eat.
Well, he ate four dozen lads when he was a lad...
No, the 4 dozen eggs ate 5 dozen eggs, and not a 4 dozen eggs
I'm starting to get the feeling that when he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large, and now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of a *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGE*
nice
Really? What gave it away?
Haha 😂😂😂
@WhoTookMyWaffles Laughing with tears! XD
I dunno, that's a kind of far fetched theory.
“And now that I’m grown I eat 5 dozen lads, so I’m roughly the SIZE OF A egg.”
"And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen lads SO I'M *ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A* egg."
The best part hands down.
😂😂
"When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A BARGE! When I was a egg I ate 4 dozen lads every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen lads so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A-- When I was a BARGE I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get BARGE! And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen BA- so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A large! When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen lads every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen lads so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A egg. When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A BARGE! When I was a BA- When I was a BA- When I was *BA-* When I was 4 dozen eggs I ate 5 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm 4 dozen dozen eggs I eat 5 dozen dozen eggs so I'm roughly the SIZE OF 5 dozen dozen dozen dozen eggs! When I was a lad I was a lad every morning I was a lad! So I'm roughly the SIZE OF A lad! When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A BAR--*GE* ! When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ When I *BARGE* !"
-Gaston
Sydkicvision42 I ADMIRE YOU YOU ARE THE PERSON I WANT TO BE
Sydkicvision42 How long did this take you? 😂
+Sonimations around 5 minutes to type it but then i spent like an extra few looking over making sure i did it right
Sydkicvision42 on point. Bravo 👏🏼
Thank you for taking the time (albeit just a few minutes) to make this. It's hard to follow the lyrics because they're all over the place.
Mom: why cant you play with the _neighboor’s child?_
The neighboor’s child:
_WHEN I WAS AN_ *E G G* _I ATE FIVE THOUSAND_ *L A D S* _EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET_ *_b-AaAaaAa A a a. A a. a r G e_*
Me: Oh it’s time for bed! Now I wait to fall aslee-
My nostrils: _AND NOW THAT IM PENNYWISE I ATE TWELVE THOUSAND_ *L A D S* *_AaAAaAaAaaAaaAa AAAAA_*
Yeah if your neighbor eats raw eggs and eggshells I’d be scared too
IM DYING
Steve S. Yeah, they’re way too cool for you
I'M SCREAMING, THIS MADE ME LAUGH MORE THAT THE ACTUAL VIDEO
im neighboors child
Me: mom can we get gaston?
Mom: we have gaston at home
Gaston at home:
May I request a gaston at home as well
Best gaston
I don't know about you but i think gaston at home is better
Is no one gonna talk about how people apparently are buying Gastons on the black market?
I don't know why this broke me
when i was four dozen eggs, i ate FIVE DOZEN EGGS
Cannibalism? Possibly
Strange? Definitely
Hotel? Trivago
Edit: Holy shit thanks for all the likes, I've never had this many likes on a comment before!
When i was a lad i ate 4 dozen lads
He ate his entire family tree!
Canablism at its strongest
r/madlads
How many Eggs has Gaston eaten in his life?
Facts:
- When Gaston was a lad, he ate 4 dozen eggs every morning (to help him get large)
- Now that Gaston’s grown, he eats 5 dozen eggs (so he’s roughly the size of a barge)
- Gaston is canonically 25 years old.
Assumptions:
- Judging by Gaston’s current age and how he uses the term “lad”, it’s safe to assume “lad” refers to his years as a 10-17 year old.
Math:
(4*12 eggs)(365 days)(7 years) = 122,640
(5*12 eggs)(365 days)(8 years) = 175,200
122,640 + 175,200 = 297,840 eggs
Conclusion:
Gaston has eaten a minimum of 297,840 eggs. This doesn’t account for eggs eaten with meals other than those in the morning (lunch, dinner, snacks, etc.), leap years, the eggs he ate before the age of 10, the eggs he ate in the tavern (because he may or may not have been waiting to eat them just in case the town broke into a musical number), or the months between his birthday and death.
So Gaston is literally the anti-christ to all egg laying animals
I Hate Ads imagine how many chickens and other egg-laying creatures were required to keep up with his demand alone. And now that he’s dead, they’re producing eggs unchecked.
The average raw egg has about 143 calories multyplying that by your number of 297,840 we get a total of 45,591,120 calories. We can further divide by 15 years(7 lad years, 8 grown years) or 2,839,408 calories per year. Dividing by the 365 days in a year we have an average daily caloric intake of 7,780 calories. To put that in reference the average man takes about 2,500 calories, more than 3 times the amount, however is a few thousand calories short of profesional strongmen, but for the time period the movie is set in the average was likley much lower meaning.
Conclusion: Gaston has been at a caloric surplus of at least 5,280 since he was 10(ignoring how children require about 1,000 less calories) and could easily out perform any person alive at the time
So what your saying is he was The CHAD of that age in almost every way. Also that he may import eggs from other regions because there is no way one farm can make that many eggs in that day and age.
r/theydidthemath
That one kid who flexes absolutely everything be like:
I don't know why this was in my recommended, but I'm not dissapointed.
Me neither Julie, Me neither.
“When I was 48 eggs, I ate 60 eggs every morning to help me get large.
And now that I’m 576 eggs, I eat 720 eggs, so I’m roughly the size of 103,680 eggs.”
-Gaston
4 x 12, 5 x 12, 48 x 12, 60 x 12
lmao nerd it’s more than just dozen dozen dozen
It’s dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen dozen
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Wow
*SO I’M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A*
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SO IM ROUGLY THE SIZE OF A
large
I would like this comment but I don't wanna ruin the number
@Oddysea Cat s h i t
@@ani_does_speedart7963 *It's at 968 likes, this is your chance.*
Mew _ I just so happen to see the comment the moment that part came up
If we analyze the lyrics to "Gaston" in Beauty and the Beast, Gaston's childhood diet consisted of at least 4 dozen eggs daily. That would equate to a bare minimum of 17,532 eggs annually, totalling 280,512 eggs by the age of 18, basing off the assumption he ate his first egg when he was two. Post-childhood, Gaston then transitioned to a higher 5 dozen a day diet. Cross referencing this to the introductory song to the movie, an economic nightmare becomes self evident. Running panicked to a stall, a woman exclaims thus: "I need six eggs!" The answer to her pleas rings hollowly, "That's too expensive." Collectively, a vivid painting of this provincial town emerges; Gaston has been hyper inflating the egg market by his near insatiable lust for a barge-sized stature to the point that the commonfolk can't afford something as simple as a half-dozen eggs.
Becoming roughly the size of a barge comes with a great price for those around you...
This comment should be pinned
This video had me in tears a few years ago. Thanks to one of my sisters suggesting it, I had the pleasure of watching this again to show my wife. Thank you for this utter nonsense. 😂
Merry Christmas out there everybody! ✝️🎄
Teacher: the test won’t be that confusing
The test:
*Y E S*
XD
Students: *god damnit*
The question: if Gaston ate 4 dozen eggs to get large how many lads will he need to eat to get 5 dozens of eggs to get barge
@@mentalbreakgaming3102 I had a stroke reading that
_”may I have an Extra Medium side of fries”_
_”what’s that”_
*_roughly the size of a large_*
AVerySadBigBird extra médium 😂
AVerySadBigBird
*roughly*
@@geraldway64000 it's the size between a medium and a medium
@@OatmealTheCrazy don't you mean medium and 0.5 medium?
Am I the only person who ate 5 dozen barge?
How brave. He ate four dozen lads to become four dozen eggs. We need more people like Gaston in this world
*When I was 4 dozen eggs I ate 5 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m 4 dozen dozen eggs I eat 5 dozen dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of 5 dozen dozen dozen dozen eggs*
When he was 48 eggs he ate 60 eggs and now he’s 576 eggs and he eats 720 eggs so he’s 103,680
@@Crashman-1005 mad respect for calculating all those numbers
@@tibbytobby thanks
What cannibalism will look like in the year 3419.
That escalated quickly
*SO IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF AN* egg
Huh you look familiar for some reason
so i'm roughly the size of a *CAAC*
@@aidenbelanger7867 xd
Yup, das me
No girls
Girls gotta die
"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen lads every morning to help get large."
Cannibalism is good for the body, apparently.
He shrank to the size of an egg though.
He finally moved on from Belle.
(I'm sorry.)
if you are what you eat, then a cannibal must be an innocent person
Well, yeah. Imagine how large you’d have to be to eat four dozen lads in a morning.
I was thinking of a different kind of eating
My humor back then: Cats falling
My humor now:
As it turns out my sense of humor can be boiled down to the phrase "when I was 4 dozen eggs I ate 5 dozen eggs"
This is what I find funny now. My sense of humor has been frayed to the point it resembles an accident at a knitting convention
Best comment ever 😂
*Welcome to the dark side.*
What got you to this point?? I'm almost a-frayed to ask...
This got more likes than I expected.
A-frayed
0:57
So I'm roughly THE SIZE OF *A* egg
William1234567890123 Cook XD
He does eat a lot OF eggs though.
I'm just upset that "a" was used not "an" :(
Rubikscuber Steam Because that what the damn video says
Rubikscuber Steam Get the hell outta here grammar police.
Is nobody going to mention that he ate the eggs with the shells on?!?
You telling me you don’t eat your eggs with the peel?
Didn't even chew them
Extra calcium. Arnold Schwartzenegger keeps the shell in his protein shakes
I liked the part where he ate eggs, lads, barges, and even larges
"When I was a lad I was a lad and every morning I was a lad" that's deep
Lmao
Flamewreathed faceless so, I’m roughly the size of a lad.
I am lad and this is deep.
r/imaladandthisisdeep
"SO IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A lad"
I tried so hard not to laugh, but I broke at
“When I was four dozen eggs I ate five dozen eggs”
Same XD
I broke at "five dozen dozen dozen dozen eggs"
Gaston.exe has stopped working
So I'm roughly the size of a laaaaaaad
I laughed purely by reading this and the replies, and I haven’t even started the video lol.
Hey a step chicken!!!
When you go from eating four dozen eggs to five dozen eggs and now your roughly the size of a barge:
*G A S T O N K S*
"When I was a lad, I was a lad, every morning I was a lad, so I'm roughly the size of a lad"
~Deep, thoughtful comments from Gaston, the lad.
Just noticed that when Gaston juggles the bowl of eggs he tosses the bowl itself through the air before carefully placing it on the countertop. That's quite considerate of him. No villain would be that thoughtful. Perhaps the beast was the real monster all along...
DEEP LORE
QuicklimeTime note he is the peak of human evolution at a time needed most and great dexterity
QuicklimeTime EX so gaston puts a bowl down gently and now he's a good guy excuse me he is satan
And Death let a guy live by winning a Chess game. Is he a good guy too now?
maybe the true beast was the friends we made along the way
WHEN I WAS A LAD
I WAS A LAD
EVERY MORNING I WAS A LAD
SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A LAD
FlawlessPiner wew lad
1:37
FlawlessPiner SO IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A lad
0+0:0
Omg at the very end when he says barge it cuts halfway through with this add for disney plus. Top tier timing
So this is where kids go after being kidnapped
Makes a lot of sense
This was probably the best shitpost of 2019
TrueBolt18 MaestroConductor probably? It was!
wait...
Agreed
OMG I WAS THE THOUSANDTH LIKE
Tiny Alien 😂
"I'm roughly the size of a large"
When one of your relatives is picking out a shirt for you
@@georgiykireev9678 Medium for me.
1:38 “When I was a lad, I was a lad. Every morning I was a lad. So I’m roughly the size of a lad”
MY DAD’S HAVING A BUSINESS MEETING ON ZOOM IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME HELP THIS VIDEO IS MAKING ME LOSE IT
I lost my shit as "so I'm roughly the size of an egg"
Bella Jay I lost my shit at 0:00
Captain Blue I lost my shit before the video began cuz I'm watching this while taking a shit
“In the future humour will be randomly generated”
WEED EATER
Veggie tales reference?
Sam WEEDEATER
*W E E D E A T E R*
WEEDEATER.
“And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen lads”
CZcams recommended me this video and I have no regrets watching it
this is like a sneeze that never comes
*SO IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A*
when i *BAAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEE*
Made me think my phone was broken XD
I would ask why this is in my recommended, but I did just get back from the weird side of CZcams, so I’m ok with this.
Teacher: the test isn't that confusing
The test:
Is no one creeped out that Gaston can still sing while swallowing the eggs whole?
I guess he's just an eggs-pert at it
Pretty funny yolk there
Out.
I was laughing to literal tears. I read this comment. Now I´m not laughing anymore.
You *crack* me up!
That's all *Yolks*
Me: *dont let them know your high*
Someone: How tall are you?
Me: Roughly the size of a large
Roughly the size of a egg
Cynic with a Cword (3”0 please
bargely the rough of a size
@@microwave9780 the rough size bargely
You made me laugh out my toast :'< but thx for existing :)
I searched up “Help me” and this video came up. Seriously.
Teacher: The maths test is pretty easy, don't stress about it
The first question:
"When I was a lad I was a lad, every morning I was a lad. So, I'm roughly the size of a lad." -Gaston, on pure powdered McDonalds sprite
I'm lovin' it!
So I'm roughly the size of a *large*
*SO IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A*
eg g
Copy other comments much?
BreezyCheese it’s at 0:59, love
comment copier
@@sungrown2878 okay? So if someone already said it why is there a need to repeat it, love
BreezyCheese i didn’t copy a comment, it just made me laugh? i don’t understand what you mean
Gaston's power is such that he sang while swallowing multiple eggs whole
"When i was a lad, i was a lad, every morning i was a lad, so i'm roughly The size of a lad"
*Relatable*
“so i’m roughly the size of a large”
ok
Secretly Suffering
*coughs*
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"So am roughly the size of a egg"
ok
When you’re trying to hit that 500 word count.
Full "lyrics"
When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAARGE!
When I was a egg I ate 4 dozen lads every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen lads, so I'm roughly the size of a
When I was a BAAAAAAAARGE! I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get BAAAAAAAARge. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen BAAAAA so I'm roughly the size of a large.
When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen lads every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen lads, so I'm roughly the size of a egg.
When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAARGE!
When I was a BAAA-
When I was a BAA-
When I was *BA-*
When I was 4 dozen eggs, I ate 5 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm 4 dozen dozen eggs, I eat 5 dozen dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of 5 dozen dozen dozen dozen eggs.
When I was a lad, I was a lad every morning I was a lad, so I'm roughly the size of a lad.
When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAAR *GE!*
When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a
...
When I
B A A A A A A A A R G E !
My brain switched large with barge when listening
Thankyou for this
JerusalemStrayCat
Aw shit
When i was a lad i was a lad every morning so im roughly the size of a lad
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*"im roughly the size of an egg"*
"... so I'm roughly the size of a- egg"
Dat killed me
Disney: How many eggs should you eat?
Gaston: *y e s*
How many is a barge
Four lads
5 dozen dozen eggs
Lads*
E G G
*SO IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A* large
edit: insert comment questioning how this got so many likes
Also
*I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A* egg
EDIT: how did I ever get this many likes what
A Muncle for your uncle I would like this comment but the number of likes is perfect
Tobbi P. broken
Oceancrest how dare you
Tobbi P. :)))
I cant watch this scene without thinking about “Gaston violently regurgitates 5000 eggs”
I'm concerned, he said that when he was a lad he at 4 dozen lads......
-How tough are you?
- I eat 5 dozen lads to help me get BARGE now i look like a large
R.I.P gaston grammar
i think he had a stroke
Gaston's grammar*
+Marka Narka
Who needs grammar when you're barge?
Yeah so?
Hidden Flare Without any milk.
“What, you egg?” - William Shakespeare
MysticOceanDollies What, you egg? (Stabs him)
“What, you egg?” He *stabs him*
[He stabs him]
MysticOceanDollies William Osman*
You are a saucy boy
i've seen the same clip so many times across these types of video's that its starting to drive my dejavu on permanent overdrive
same i’m 99% sure i’ve seen this same video already but i’m not completely sure
Me: how many lads have you eaten
Gaston: how many slices of bread have you eaten in your life
About four to rive dozen
“13. I prefer Japanese food”
This feels much longer than 2 minutes 31 seconds
Blue Shift Lucky us.
Probably because of everyone’s time stamps
Blue Shift yes
I would like this but I really want to keep it at 888 likes XD
Vortex Gaming You Absolute Madlad !
* 80 years in the future *
English teachers: * watches this video *
"wow that's deep"
Mint_ Cat so you see the eggs symbolize his inner turmoil, and by consuming them, he, and his confidence, grow to roughly the size of a large
@@annonimooseq1246 and by stating that when he was a lad he was a lad every morning symbolizes that his childhood (the morning) was much simpler than now, and eating lads is that simplicity fading away as he, and his struggles, become the size of a lad.
uh oh. That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
I'm crying 😂
This is deep already
My cat just got hurt just a an hour ago and so she’s sleeping in my room tonight. I’m taking her to the vet tomorrow, but now my brothers sending me all these videos to make me smile since he knows that I love my cat.
Edit: she’s doing a lot better. Vet says 3 months inside the house because she may have messed up some nerves but sometimes she’s ready to go back outside.
When I was a lad I was a lad every morning I was a lad
Cant argue with that
And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen lads so I'm roughly the SIZE OF A egg
Perfect
And now that I'm grown l eat 5 dozen MAAAAAAAANS so I'm roughly the size of a dozen eggs
I love his grammar.
ko
Frida Säterö best line
Was there any pattern to this fuckery or are we just witnessing someone with too much time spitting on canvas and making art?
Manatee Man if it makes you feel any better I did scribble the newly-arranged lyrics on a ripped piece of paper during a lecture then passed it to my friend and proceeded to giggle for 45 minutes. That's how this video was born.
Mary the Cucumber That's a story your kids need to hear.
Glad to see you took the inspiration and decided to use it to benefit mankind.
The Tin Memesman lol
Delilah Mosier *latter
Delilah Mosier You're welcome.
“Did you become roughly the size of a barge?”
“ *yes* “
“what did it cost?”
“ *60 lads* “
I think I would rather watch 1 hour and 32 minutes of this than the actual Beauty and the Beast movie.
At least the live-action one