Llamageddon (2015) KILL COUNT
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
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to quote Raph "where do they come with this stuff ?" well let's get to the kills! also still on time off vacation till regular movies here people!
Wait a minute!!! You have been talking shit about Thankskilling every year and this supposed to be a good movie. Get the phuck out of here 😂😂😂😂
Stranger Things Season 4 Kill Count.
Five Nights At Freddy's kill count when??!?
"they had 3000 dollars and access to a llama" is literally all the explanation I need
It really is. You don't have to say anything else.
Same
That might be my favorite sentence ever uttered on the kill count 😂
Much worse things have started with that sentence
you know when i first saw the cover image of this video i didn't know it would be about an alien llama from outer space landing on earth and killing people i thought the movie was going to be a about a mysterious virus transforming a herd of llama's into vicious monsters like in the movie zombeavers now that's llamageddon
James constantly changing his shirt was beautiful
Oh that’s amazing, I was wondering if he would do that
I was hoping he would do that and I was not disappointed
We need a shirt count. The show where we count up all the shirts in all our favorite llamageddon kill counts
James is just beautiful to begin with…… wait did I say that out loud oops 😁
@@YourDapper1He is a married man, chill.
Fun fact: I used to watch terrible movies with my family, and this was one of them. We loved it so much, that my stepdad contacted the director and somehow got me a Llamageddon t-shirt. Apparently, a poster with the cast's signatures was supposed to be included, but that fell through I guess. I still have that shirt and I love it to death.
Show the shirt on your yt, I wanna see it!!!
That is awesome! I have a I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle tee from the 90s and still wear it to this very day! I managed to get it at a con many years ago.
Awesome bro
"My parents don't make 8 figures for fucking 2 bars" made me laugh for no reason
I think part of what makes the line work is how absolutely unnecessary the information about the parents was.
@@calowenby1654 and the fact that I believe he added 2 bars that amount
Llamageddon feels like the perfect finale to the weird era of Kill Counts.
Yeah, it does, and it's the perfect to wrap up the last of the weird Kill Count episodes.
Ive enjoyed the "weird" era of dead meat. Wouldn't mind if it sorta leaked over to into the standard dead meat content.
yeah, next week TERRIFIER 2 kill count!!! hopefully they'll continue Weird Era kill counts in the future occasionally like, Mortal Kombat 11, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared Season 1(2022), and Freddy vs Jason vs Ash: Nightmare Warriors,
Yeah I can’t wait for terrifier 2
@@whill0216 I definitely would not be opposed to weird Kill Counts more regularly popping up between other franchises and the more highly requested movies. I would love DHMIS season 1 covered, and I absolutely want to see all the Toxic Avenger sequels on here as well.
I love James constantly changing his shirt and Zoran's attempted Emperor's New Groove reference. Both are comedy gold. This is one of the best "so bad it's good" movies I've ever seen. The premise, bad acting, and effects are so ridiculous I can't not laugh at it.
Agreed
Fr
Best sponsor ad ever.
How tf did I not notice the shirt changes??
Zoran is a cute dog. I love pomeranian.
"Robert where's MY FUCKING MONEY" made me laugh harder than it should lol
Zoran walking through the back of the closeups absolutely killed me, bravo
"my parents dont make 8 figures for just 2 uh out of 6 bars" was SUCH an underrated line i laughed so hard
Coo.
I want to know so much more. why does this guy’s parents make millions of dollars
@@LuckyBones77probably because he goes to Miami U (known for rich students cause of the tuition cost)
That llama is the cutest damn monster I’ve ever seen in a horror movie
Benny in Benny Loves You is still the cutest for me.
Hope the llama is not named Carl
There's Night of the Lepus (Giant Rabbits movie)
what about the mogwai's from Gremlins & Gremlins 2: The New Batch before they got turned into ferocious monsters
Llamas are cute. We had one murder ostriches next door growing up. They will take anything on.
This is one of the best kill counts in a while. I missed James covering the super bad movies
James being unable to keep from chuckling through half of this video was both understandable and adorable.
"Like most living things if you run it through a combiner that pretty much takes care of it" that is fucking gold
Conbine harvesters are better than chainsaw hands!
From Zombeavers to Llamageddon to Slotherhouse, we've come a long way.
I'm still waiting for him to cover Zombeavers 😂
@@idkwhattohaveasausername5828 He will one day hopefully 😂
At least Zombeavers is a great film.
@@brainspiderso you said quality have been dropping
Zoombies ?
When the ''To The Numbers" bit was happening when James was talking, you can see Zoran walking in the background if you look closely. Which I thought was pretty funny but also symbolizes how bad the movie was but it was still entertaining. Great kill count James and a real funny one too. 😊😅
PLEASE let Zoran make a Freaked kill count that movie is fucking insane and I would love to see an in depth look at it
Zoran’s David Spade was class, that Raycon advertisement had me in stitches. “I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A LLAMA!” had me rolling.
He does not need help being a good boy. He is a good boy now and I am here for it.
my gf and I watched this for our first date almost a year and a half ago, its become an injoke in our relationship. I even bought her a custom crochet llama with red eyes for christmas last year
she named him Louie
thats so cute!
Zorin is always entertaining in these videos, I don't know if he has a history in voice acting, but he absolutely has a natural talent for it
I need more batshit insane horror movies like this
James, this is one of, if not my favorite kill counts your have done. So many jokes that made genuinely laugh out loud. A+ material man
Thank you! I'm very proud of it and had a blast writing and filming it.
I have a very special connection to this movie. I adore bad movies and my dad found this turd encrusted gem for us to watch on my 18th birthday. One of the best movie experiences of my life.
Damn, I wish I had a dad like that
That's an awesome dad you've got 🤟
please watch Field Freak if you haven't already, it's my favourite terrible film
@@asdasd-sb9bkI wish I had a dad
"Yeah but don't tell James Gunn that"
AHAHHAHAHAHAH
LOVE IT!
I think the 4th wall break at 9:45 is the actor saying "Alpaca bowl for you" instead of "I'll pack a bowl for you", hence the break after the terrible pun
Zoran walking behind the set during the To The Numbers bit slayed me.
I came for the kills, I stayed for the dog. Now that I've discovered Kill Count recently, its become a larger part of my life. Last weekend my wife and I went for a hike, it was 6 miles and we saw two pheasants, at which point I annouced that gives us an average of 1 pheasant ever 3.0 miles. Both were male. She did not understand, but I chuckled.
Why does Zoran work so perfectly as that tiny dog? 🤣
It might be because he voices Blue Bunny ice cream 😅
The shot of Zoran walking behind the closeup was perfect
I like how zoran just walks behind james in the end 😂😂😂
Me too 🤣
Never thought I’d ever see a movie about a Llama with laser eyes! But life is filled with surprising twists and turns
If ya think that's weird check out the strange ass killer tire movie titled "rubber"
My favourite moment was Zoran walking behind the JaJ close up in the closing gag before the Numbers.
That level of attention to detail is what keeps me coming back again and again. ❤
"Within an inch of her face..." genuinely giggled for a full 2 minutes.
“How many people survived their extreme close up encounters” instead of who died was a nice touch
Zoran walking through behind James at the end had me laughing loud enough to scare my kitty in my lap :/
She's fine, sleeping on my printer now... Also, please do Freaked! :D
I love the dedication from James when he has a new shirt every shot.
I’ll admit it, the “alpaca bowl for you” line got me
I watched this movie last night and my goodness. I haven’t laughed so hard at something so bad but man did it succeed at being so bad it’s good.
i never even heard or seen this movie until i saw this video
@@user-se7dj6he3e me either 🤣🤣
The Freaked mention almost gave me a heart attacked I thought I was the only person who knew about that movie
My friends and I used to reference “styrofoam cup. Bad for the environment.” Literally all the time lol we love that movie
It has a huge cult following
absolutely love that movie! How can james cover llamageddon then say no one knows freaked haha
@@silvercyclops8255damn buttered popcorn…
@@lowcarbcomedy OH MY GOD IT’S YOU ZORAN
That shirt gag was absolutely hilarious. It took me a second but when he mentioned the guy in the "movie" I was like...I see you James. Absolutely hilarious.
14:40 the elbow bump made me laugh even harder after the: am so pail. 😂😂😂
She like: we’re live ya idiot.
Zombeavers has always been my favorite of these low budget animals as the killer movies. Just something about it makes me laugh every time.
This episode was hilarious! The constant wardrobe change was brilliant. I've really had a lot of fun with the last few months of Kill Counts.
Fr! It was!
My 4th grade teacher’s favorite animal was a Llama. 😂
Not sure if you noticed this, but I believe the 4th wall break at 9:45 was to accentuate the pun "I'll pack a (alpaca) bowl for you". Still not sure why they needed to break the 4th wall there, but I figured the pun deserved some attention.
The final hurrah for the Weird Era
We’ll miss the Weird Era, I’ll always thank that era for covering The Toxic Avenger
There is still some weird work planned. Too many cooks and never hike alone 2 are planned and non struck. Theres probably some other episodes which are written and being covered at some point too
@@froggyfresh08he’ll maybe cover another ice nine kills album or the BBC DHMIS
I'll thank the Kill Count God for letting James cover Emisis Blue, and for making that the new all time KC champion
@@ericksplushvideosI hope he does more Hatchfield stuff
@@carsfan1995 he did tweet about working on hatchetfield kill counts (plural) when saying that he as at Lauren and joeys wedding. He’ll probably do Black Friday on said day and hopefully npmd and nightmare time soon after
Ah James, this is exactly what I needed after a week full of drama! Thanks for always making us chuckle!
What happened?
So you're saying this was your anti-drama llama?
@@robertgrantz6639 absolutely haha!
Love the Mars Volta reference! My husband and I do that same thing all the time haha
I really enjoyed this Kill Count!!! I absolutely love y’all’s ethos of ‘well, they made a movie!’ and enjoying the fun parts of it, instead of ragging on its quality the whole time.
This is definitely the best movie ever, from the effects and the AMAZING characters. This is SO good.
this but without the painfully obvious sarcastic undertones
this is truly a movie, its has a crew and a camera.
Love the cheeky Mars Volta reference at 10:25 James! Burst out laughing when I heard that.
I thought nobody else got that lmao
That "WHO ARE YOU!" at 9:36 felt so real 😂
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I just watched this movie yesterday and thought how cool it would be if you did a Kill Count for it! 😆😆😆
You just made my day 💝
I had to cheer every time James changed shirts. Funniest shit in the movie and funniest part of the kill count.
that line 'llama begins with two LL's, can we find two WW's?' 10/10
This is my favorite Kill Count in quite a while. Can't decide if it's the laughs from the movie, the laughs from your reactions or the fact that I drank a couple of ciders before watching this. Either way, keep it up James. Love it!
I don’t even care if this is a student film or not this is just a fantastic movie that really makes you think about the insane things the mind comes up with
I would personally love a Freaked kill count please let Zoran cover that weird lovely movie
I second this!
I third this!
Yes!
Yes! Please let him cover that movie, James!
Absolutely agree
I really appreciate that you guys put in the effort to make the ads entertaining.
I absolutely love that we have a doggo in flannel being voice by zoran just for an ad about raycon, this is comedy gold
I'm glad the Actors strike is over but I am gonna miss these weird little movie kill counts, plus the other horror media ones, I hope they're not gone for good. I am excited for Chelsea's Phantom of the Opera Podcast though
That Emperor's New Groove reference was fantastic
4:35 hidden gem right there, that show was great and had a nice message
I can’t believe it’s been 6 years since his first video, the first kill count I watched were his scream one’s witch were in my recommended. Thank you for being part of my childhood James🙏🏽
I watched this movie with my parents 3 years ago when I was 10 and said it should be named alpacalpse and I still stand by that!
That's the sequel coming after this year
This was stupid fun, so I'm glad it was made. Chelsea's close up shot lines made me LOL.
18:21 love the lama lama song
That Mother Mother reference is so gooddddd!!
THE MONTAGE OF JAMES PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE WHILE DAN AND MEL ARE DANCING WAS SO FUNNY I WANT IT ENSHRINED IN A MUSEUM
"The word llama begins with two L's. But can we find two W's in this pile of llama poo?"
I am ashamed at how much that cracked me up.
this is definitely one of those episodes I put off initially but I'm glad I came back to watch it tonight
I love when you do these smaller films, they’re so fun
Well now I want to watch The Emperor's New Groove, thanks Zoran
I just needed to say thank you to James and everyone at dead meat I was going through a really depressing moment in my life when I found you guys years ago so I just needed to say thank you to everyone
This made me laugh so hard. Thanks so much James and Dead Meat!
The amount of excitement I get when I hear Freaked being mentioned. Socko shaped my childhood
The shirt gag is the best thing ever
Can I just say Zoran’s dog/The Doctor had better acting than anyone in the movie. That’s good doggy acting!
James making a Supernatural reference made me giggle.
James's saxophone playing alone makes this into my favorite Dead Meat episodes 👏🎷
James’ new delivery with the chuckling and laughing is honestly charming as hell.
James I LOVED the gag with you changing your shirt throughout the entire Kill Count. And it wad subtle too. You never addressed it, even at the end of the episode. Was a nice touch.
Definitely need to find this
I feel like the creators will be honored that you made a video about the film :D
18:38 I don't know why some random guy (probably Zorin) wandering around in the background cracks me up.
i appreciate james' commitment to the shirt bit so much
The Night of the Creeps/Slither banter at the end... *chef's kiss*
I love it just for the fact that they got a genuine grant and pissed everyone off
Ok that got a laugh out of me of the Kill Count Episode of the Llamageddon especially Get To The Numbers Bit of the close up of James, Chelsea and even Zoran as well makes me laugh like a lot. That makes my day so good 😂😂
These movies are too freakin' funny 🤣
“they had 3000 dollars and acces to a llama” is literally all the explanation I need
Zoran in the background of that extreme closeup of James in the To the Numbers bit, the constantly changing shirts, the Doctor being adorable, all the hilarious nitpicks of the film, perfection.
I feel like the difference between this and other deliberately bad things is that this looks like they're just having fun with this and you can feel it.
The second I saw this on the 'We Are So Back' video, I HAD to come see it.
5:50 that supernatural line wins points for sure! So true!
That Lets Get To the Numbers skit made me laugh so much with the close up of Chelsea 😂
My first thought was ‘hmmm, she has nice teeth!’ like some kind of creeper
i kid you not when i tell you how much i laugh to this, best kill count ever
I love the kill counts for these totally obscure films, it expands my horror film knowledge and just adds to the collection of shitty films i can show others and make fun of 😂 Fantastic work on the script, James!
18:43 Zoran walking behind the set was perfect 😂😂