Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

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    in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
    Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  Před 3 lety +2568

    hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson

    • @theanimatedcat
      @theanimatedcat Před 3 lety +8

      Meow

    • @voedia4793
      @voedia4793 Před 3 lety +17

      Can I get out of the basement please
      Gus please I have been here for weeks without food or water and I am writing this on a calculator

    • @Jackson-ft9vs
      @Jackson-ft9vs Před 3 lety +1

      Spoink

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi Před 3 lety +10

      All I know is that that link contains both “Simp” and “Gus Johnson” in it

    • @killanelle
      @killanelle Před 3 lety +6

      honestly surprised you didn't say to follow you on twitter twitter.com/Gusbuckets

  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience Před 3 lety +7712

    Yes you are right about the crab picture. That is someone's home and it's also a strip club.

    • @cinenaz
      @cinenaz Před 3 lety +201

      Ooh killian

    • @nialldunsmore8336
      @nialldunsmore8336 Před 3 lety +525

      With their signature recipe CRAB IN PEPSI MAX. Cooked it for my wife 3 days ago. She took the kids and my dog. How shellfish...

    • @Jbcblack
      @Jbcblack Před 3 lety +7

    • @quitthebulshchief1640
      @quitthebulshchief1640 Před 3 lety +9

      Both a blessing and a curse

    • @mertozgul3567
      @mertozgul3567 Před 3 lety +44

      you don't even know how to spell business, you couldn't run a strip club Kilian

  • @SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber
    @SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber Před 3 lety +19187

    Mom says you have to give me all your ad revenue from this video

  • @Zinoba_
    @Zinoba_ Před 3 lety +2285

    The image of the crab sandwich is a kinda legendary post. It was posted by KilianExperience titled "Crab boiled in Pepsi Max for 2 hours served in a baguette. (Sorry for good quality)". Someone asked why and he replied "I Was tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer. I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry"

    • @rokronroff
      @rokronroff Před 3 lety +58

      That's amazing

    • @derleo6228
      @derleo6228 Před 3 lety +82

      Saw the picture and wanted to say the same. why is Killians Crab there XDD

    • @sirikeller317
      @sirikeller317 Před 3 lety +18

      Thanks for that journey! I had a good laugh!

    • @David_Fellner
      @David_Fellner Před 3 lety +30

      That's some deep lore, right there!

    • @BeyondDictation
      @BeyondDictation Před 3 lety +12

      He’s a CZcamsr, a brilliant one at that

  • @masinhunt9500
    @masinhunt9500 Před 3 lety +3386

    The name Sven: magical, mystical, enchanting and cold
    The name Gus: trailer park

    • @calimango7926
      @calimango7926 Před 3 lety +77

      I was JUST thinking that

    • @onometre
      @onometre Před 3 lety +318

      and they both have faces that match their names

    • @kenjutsukata1o1
      @kenjutsukata1o1 Před 3 lety +145

      Gus is short for Gustav, so what does that name evoke?

    • @masinhunt9500
      @masinhunt9500 Před 3 lety +208

      @@kenjutsukata1o1 Mario's creepy uncle 😂

    • @kenjutsukata1o1
      @kenjutsukata1o1 Před 3 lety +24

      @@masinhunt9500 Perfect XD

  • @timbread6279
    @timbread6279 Před 3 lety +2843

    Sven and gus look like two Nickelodeon actors who are playing brothers.

    • @keenanmccarty9925
      @keenanmccarty9925 Před 3 lety +112

      They must have different Dads or something because the similarity is... nonexistent.

    • @skeeter7898
      @skeeter7898 Před 3 lety +61

      Oh boy what a mess of a comment.

    • @ladyinwight
      @ladyinwight Před 3 lety +212

      @@keenanmccarty9925 its just their hair and their weight difference. they have a lot of similar facial features

    • @Orangibus
      @Orangibus Před 3 lety +10

      Even is my favorite tho

    • @AMageOldAsDirt
      @AMageOldAsDirt Před 3 lety +153

      @@ladyinwight Yeah, they both have the signature Johnson teeth.

  • @princesspubert2194
    @princesspubert2194 Před 3 lety +1619

    "Really neat experience
    Didn't get laid"
    That's weird I just had the same experience at a McDonald's earlier.

    • @privatefrizz8627
      @privatefrizz8627 Před 3 lety +2

      Im concerned...

    • @dreadbaron888
      @dreadbaron888 Před 3 lety +19

      yeah me too and I left a tip :/

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus Před 3 lety +8

      I had this experience at an Arbys in Staunton, Virginia.
      Only one tip was left, and it was the tip of my "smashing sausage".

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc Před 3 lety +4

      Same except I got laid at my McDonald's

    • @vanceheitman4407
      @vanceheitman4407 Před 3 lety +3

      @@koolkat-hq5xc they laid chicken nuggets in front of him

  • @danielsavitz5774
    @danielsavitz5774 Před 3 lety +876

    Gus and Sven have two halves of an awesome mullet.

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 Před 3 lety +27

      ANYONE WITH PHOTOSHOP NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

    • @max5845
      @max5845 Před 3 lety +26

      The mullet is an unholy abomination spawned by the children of Satan who wish unmerciful judgement to be passed upon any innocent man trying to just grow his hair out.

    • @elliotsmelliot
      @elliotsmelliot Před 3 lety +11

      @@max5845 a very extreme opinion, but a good one.

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri Před 2 lety +1

      I can't unsee it.

    • @matthougas928
      @matthougas928 Před 2 lety +2

      @@max5845, are you okay? We’re here for you.

  • @matthewodonnell6906
    @matthewodonnell6906 Před 3 lety +1475

    Small town gay bar reviews? That aught to be interesting.

  • @orangepuffs6796
    @orangepuffs6796 Před 3 lety +1308

    The Crab is from a youtuber named Kilian Experience. He posted it on Reddit, with the caption: "I hate the sun, always getting in my eyes when I'm trying to play videogames. I thought the best way to get rid of it would be to make God cry."

    • @blockhead3012
      @blockhead3012 Před 3 lety +163

      Crab boiled in Pepsi for 3 hours served on a baguette?

    • @orangepuffs6796
      @orangepuffs6796 Před 3 lety +28

      @@blockhead3012 Yes.

    • @Dave-zv3lp
      @Dave-zv3lp Před 3 lety +27

      *I wanted rain and thought the best way to be rid of it would be to make god cry

    • @JaredBasmajian
      @JaredBasmajian Před 3 lety +7

      he commented above you lmao

    • @neepgang4091
      @neepgang4091 Před 3 lety +7

      "(Sorry for good quality)"

  • @matthewjohnson7241
    @matthewjohnson7241 Před 3 lety +642

    The one about buying lumber is in the next town over from me. Their tag line in their radio commercials is literally "Where real men go to get wood" I understand his confusion

    • @Sophie-iq2yt
      @Sophie-iq2yt Před 3 lety +8

      Iowa?

    • @squabbbb
      @squabbbb Před 3 lety +12

      @@Sophie-iq2yt nah it's the town further up

    • @katyaluczanko5909
      @katyaluczanko5909 Před 3 lety +5

      Beautiful, I'm glad you provided this info

    • @bobobee9206
      @bobobee9206 Před 3 lety +15

      They play the "where real men go to get wood" ad about every time there's an ad break on the classic rock radio station my dad listens to, it always made for uncomfortable moments in the car when I was younger. The way the girl says it is so overly sexual 😂

    • @matterixon
      @matterixon Před 3 lety +3

      Classic iowa

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban Před 3 lety +182

    1 corinthians 15 is about Christ being risen, which can be interpreted differently in this context

  • @coleschroder8517
    @coleschroder8517 Před 3 lety +682

    All us Midwest boys know you’re talking about the “Lumberyard: Where real men go to get wood” lol

    • @stargirl.crochet
      @stargirl.crochet Před 3 lety +54

      I looked it up because I am also from Iowa, and sure enough found the review 😂😂

    • @A7X_Stan
      @A7X_Stan Před 3 lety +33

      @@stargirl.crochet I thought it might be the one in Iowa and I also found the review lmaoo. Us midwesterners are a real hoot 💀

    • @1956Yes
      @1956Yes Před 3 lety +15

      Also recognized the good ol’ Lumberyard immediately lmao

    • @forgenorman3025
      @forgenorman3025 Před 3 lety +8

      As soon as he mentioned that I knew IMMEDIATELY what he was referring to but I just had to make sure. Never been but I heard their ads on the radio all the time.

    • @EmilyB48
      @EmilyB48 Před 2 lety

      RIP to one of the greats

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 Před 3 lety +2148

    Everyone knows that you go to the most poorly reviewed strip club. They are the funnest.

    • @cmosmelon1675
      @cmosmelon1675 Před 3 lety +57

      *Most funnest

    • @samuelfelty
      @samuelfelty Před 3 lety +83

      @@cmosmelon1675 *Mostest funnest

    • @CAMELOT331
      @CAMELOT331 Před 3 lety +152

      @@cmosmelon1675 bruh I'm from Alabama. You better be happy I can even read kinda

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 Před 3 lety +28

      @@CAMELOT331 Your a g-damn state treasure.

    • @sicknashty3837
      @sicknashty3837 Před 3 lety +13

      @@samuelfelty moar funnerest

  • @naomibyrd35
    @naomibyrd35 Před 3 lety +1713

    Gus's shirt is bringing me right back to some better times.

  • @puckbryn3583
    @puckbryn3583 Před 3 lety +539

    wanna call people out for dad speak, then a minute later say “son of a gun” without a lick of irony
    ok dad

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 Před 3 lety +30

      Gus radiates the most Midwestern dad energy sometimes

    • @myalt3019
      @myalt3019 Před 2 lety +6

      "without a *lick* of irony"
      ok dad

  • @aidenshiflett4558
    @aidenshiflett4558 Před 3 lety +156

    its cute how they both have the "mouse teeth"

    • @criskp6861
      @criskp6861 Před 3 lety +8

      Now I can't unsee it 🤣

    • @rebekkiej
      @rebekkiej Před 3 lety +5

      Owen Wilson teeth

    • @hskatkat
      @hskatkat Před 2 lety +2

      I just noticed that for the first time too! i’ve been trying to figure out their similarities

    • @duckfriedchicken9658
      @duckfriedchicken9658 Před 2 lety +1

      G
      G
      F
      F
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      H
      H
      F
      fF

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev Před 3 lety +1871

    Kinda want a crab sandwhich now

    • @sschmit8882
      @sschmit8882 Před 3 lety +12

      S Schmit

    • @SmallManGoose
      @SmallManGoose Před 3 lety +1

      I can get you a crab sandwhich now

    • @sadginger6667
      @sadginger6667 Před 3 lety +30

      Is it just me.... or is that crab sandwich lookin kinda THICCCCC

    • @rugbytimezone5480
      @rugbytimezone5480 Před 3 lety +5

      I can buy it for you just give me your credit card information

    • @duffyduffy1453
      @duffyduffy1453 Před 3 lety +33

      czcams.com/video/GAoFDzVhHdw/video.html
      Make sure to follow the recipe exactly!! Its a very complicated French Swedish fusion dish!

  • @gunmadonna
    @gunmadonna Před 3 lety +157

    suggestions:
    •small town gas station reviews
    •small town gun store reviews
    •small town library reviews
    •small town smoke shop reviews
    •small town daycare reviews

    • @PastTiger
      @PastTiger Před 3 lety +3

      small town dispensary reviews

  • @cinestyle3296
    @cinestyle3296 Před 3 lety +58

    that crab picture is actually a famous cursed image. A dude decided to boil a crab in Pepsi max for 4 hours because it hadn't rained in a while and he wanted it to by "making god cry"

  • @DACopperhead2
    @DACopperhead2 Před 3 lety +183

    There is something David Lynchian about a stripper standing on stage while staring blankly at a mirror. I would go to that kind of club, would rate 5 stars if the 2001 Monolith music played during the whole ordeal.

  • @Bloomdemos
    @Bloomdemos Před 3 lety +1342

    Gus and Eddy genuinely have some of the weirdest but coolest shirts

    • @jojodroid31
      @jojodroid31 Před 3 lety +8

      i want one too

    • @nikolaoslambru1503
      @nikolaoslambru1503 Před 3 lety +67

      I genuinely had Gus's shirt as a kid...
      But it was my carpet.

    • @joeyflan9000
      @joeyflan9000 Před 3 lety +24

      @@nikolaoslambru1503 Same here I want that shirt for that reason lol

    • @Drumbo1000
      @Drumbo1000 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jackary Watts yes

    • @Bloomdemos
      @Bloomdemos Před 3 lety +1

      @Jackary Watts yeah

  • @gameguy_
    @gameguy_ Před 3 lety +500

    gus and sven both look like country music stars but from completely different eras

  • @johnlink9397
    @johnlink9397 Před 3 lety +57

    Honestly seeing sven legitimately wear Raycons is way more effective than any advertisement

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 Před 3 lety +144

    14:10
    I have been summoned

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus Před 3 lety +37

      1:42
      I have been summoned

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 Před 3 lety +18

      @@jubbusbubbus Are you actually a midwest dad?

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus Před 3 lety +33

      @@1.4142 no. I’m a crack addict

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 Před 3 lety +7

      I was going to comment I wonder if Kevin ever saw he made it onto Gus’s reviews. This needs more likes

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 Před 3 lety +6

      ITS THE GUY!!

  • @alice2572
    @alice2572 Před 3 lety +689

    As a representative of the Midwest, we are not doing fine

  • @elijahellis7100
    @elijahellis7100 Před 3 lety +513

    Legend has it that TIM is still crying.

  • @bloozbeeblooperson1205
    @bloozbeeblooperson1205 Před 3 lety +50

    "Mom said you have to share the CZcams" is the exact feeling I get whenever Sven worms his way into these.

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous Před 3 lety +285

    Gus, my boy, please don't use the word "cream" in the same sentence as "strip club."

    • @whateverlolawants
      @whateverlolawants Před 3 lety +27

      You have a definite look of authority. I hope Gus is listening.

  • @CoopLipski
    @CoopLipski Před 3 lety +203

    Four Corners, Wisconsin. There are 3 buildings in that whole town and 2 of them are strip joints. They are located across the street from each other. The best review from one place was “Go across the street for a better time”

  • @duxnihilo
    @duxnihilo Před 3 lety +611

    "Small town strip club reviews" is the most American sentence ever.

  • @SandyNickk
    @SandyNickk Před 3 lety +94

    I went to high school with the guy who wrote “ground zero for covid-19” lmao

    • @SandyNickk
      @SandyNickk Před 3 lety +21

      @@MostlyLost lol, that strip club is like 20 miles from my house , and Steve was in my high school graduating class

  • @ChristopherRiveraofficial
    @ChristopherRiveraofficial Před 3 lety +114

    Can we just appreciate how Gus and Sven maintain such a wholesome relationship through the years, with no need of stupid Hollywood controversy to gain fame.

  • @schrodingersspoon1705
    @schrodingersspoon1705 Před 3 lety +599

    That crab is not live. 100% has been boiled in Pepsi Max. Don't ask me how I know

    • @amppi1236
      @amppi1236 Před 3 lety +102

      I see you're a fellow appreciator of true gourmet cuisine

    • @philipkingswood5800
      @philipkingswood5800 Před 3 lety +33

      Crab a la Peb Maximum, also known as CRAB IN PEPSI MAX!

    • @cube63
      @cube63 Před 3 lety +21

      "In this video I will teach you how to cook crab. Crab is healthy and tasty. This is a french recipe because I studied cooking in French. But I was too good at cooking French food so I had to call the other chefs Belgians because they weren't worthy of being called French. They agreed. That's just how good I was at cooking."

    • @tomowen3910
      @tomowen3910 Před 3 lety +4

      *cough*KillianExperience*cough*

    • @harrisonthecarguy3734
      @harrisonthecarguy3734 Před 3 lety +2

      Maximum taste, zero sugar

  • @larissatucker5345
    @larissatucker5345 Před 3 lety +553

    Gus makes a joke about someone being a Midwestern dad then says "son of a gun" I think you're a Midwestern dad pal

  • @michaeledwards6683
    @michaeledwards6683 Před 3 lety +150

    “the wild wild midwest” would be such a good emo album title

    • @paul-ye3ut
      @paul-ye3ut Před 3 lety +2

      No it wouldn't

    • @paul-ye3ut
      @paul-ye3ut Před 3 lety +2

      Sounds more like a country song

    • @michaeledwards6683
      @michaeledwards6683 Před 3 lety +5

      @@paul-ye3ut i mean considering “midwest emo” is literally a subgenre of emo

    • @paul-ye3ut
      @paul-ye3ut Před 3 lety

      @@michaeledwards6683 omg what has the emo scene become then

    • @michaeledwards6683
      @michaeledwards6683 Před 3 lety +4

      @@paul-ye3ut midwest emo was mostly popular in the 90’s with bands like american football and cap n jazz

  • @brbrbrbbrbr4999
    @brbrbrbbrbr4999 Před 3 lety +87

    Svens mic is crisp asf. You can even hear scratching.

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang Před 3 lety +1

      it's not that bad

    • @brbrbrbbrbr4999
      @brbrbrbbrbr4999 Před 3 lety +1

      @@evasmojang I'm saying it's so fucking good

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang Před 3 lety +1

      @@brbrbrbbrbr4999 Oh LMAO, I must have read something wrong. When you said scratching, I thought you meant it was bad lol. My bad

    • @brbrbrbbrbr4999
      @brbrbrbbrbr4999 Před 3 lety +1

      @@evasmojang it's okay!

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang Před 3 lety +1

      @@brbrbrbbrbr4999 You too :))

  • @omniovi6567
    @omniovi6567 Před 3 lety +365

    the way gus keeps looking into your soul while sven is reading is terrifying

    • @combatdolll
      @combatdolll Před 3 lety +14

      they both do it!! brotherly hypnotism i swear

  • @ifcanooey7203
    @ifcanooey7203 Před 3 lety +152

    No one is talking about "You go for the stripper, you stay for the shitter"

  • @evanwilcox5347
    @evanwilcox5347 Před 3 lety +31

    The crab picture is actually a crab boiled in pepsi the dude said he wanted rain and the only way to get it was to make god cry

  • @Sarah-qz9nw
    @Sarah-qz9nw Před 3 lety +24

    when Sven said "Sabrina" i died but when Gus screamed "NOOO" i died again

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday Před 3 lety +915

    Sven is really coming into his own as a comedian/entertainer, it's cool to see. And Gus, the car shirt changed my life. I never knew I wanted to drive toy cars on a man's shirt before.

    • @wubbysgotachubby8824
      @wubbysgotachubby8824 Před 3 lety +11

      i need to know where to get one

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 Před 3 lety +21

      It's just a man's way to get a hot wheels massage.

    • @domscott3845
      @domscott3845 Před 3 lety +4

      @@wubbysgotachubby8824 literally google "toy car map shirt"

    • @Polkazavr
      @Polkazavr Před 3 lety +7

      @@frostfang1 thanks for the new kink

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před 3 lety +3

      Sabrina now has a new foreplay option

  • @peacetotheworld5051
    @peacetotheworld5051 Před 3 lety +626

    Wow, I can't believe Gus Johnson is in this video. Crazy.

    • @hunterthemadman
      @hunterthemadman Před 3 lety +16

      Ikr, thought it was clickbait.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi Před 3 lety +5

      Why can’t he just stop making Sven put him in this channel

    • @vladiv3623
      @vladiv3623 Před 3 lety +1

      iT’s HiS cHanNel, duMbAsS.

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 Před 3 lety +2

      wow that is so crazy !!!

    • @blueberrymuffin36
      @blueberrymuffin36 Před 3 lety +4

      Man i hate when sven lets that guy on, he should just make his own channel already

  • @michaelpressley8040
    @michaelpressley8040 Před 3 lety +52

    Why does Gus look like a 30 year old man but his brother looks like he’s 19

    • @ChanceOfOne344254
      @ChanceOfOne344254 Před 3 lety +4

      Well Sven *is* 20-21 so that explains some of it. Gus is 26 so he’s not too far from 30

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před 2 lety +1

      Because that’s pretty much how old they are.

  • @finnparr5411
    @finnparr5411 Před 3 lety +32

    The LumberYard, I see why he confused it with a wood store.

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence25 Před 3 lety +683

    Fargo resident chiming in to say the Red River Zoo has no hippos.

    • @SeanGilbertson
      @SeanGilbertson Před 3 lety +42

      Oh great, so that dirtbag has yet to even go to that zoo? That’s it; I’m unsubscribing from his Patreon.

    • @bones2164
      @bones2164 Před 3 lety +10

      Moorhead resident confirming this as well

    • @alexlewis7251
      @alexlewis7251 Před 3 lety +8

      Another Moorhead resident confirming the red river zoo indeed sucks and doesn’t even have one hippo

    • @JustinTopp
      @JustinTopp Před 3 lety +6

      Near Fargo resident here. Can confirm. No hippos.

    • @hunterzehnacker4062
      @hunterzehnacker4062 Před 3 lety +3

      Its pretty boring there

  • @augustnoir2004
    @augustnoir2004 Před 3 lety +213

    "I'm going back into the small town strip clubs" is a legendary statement

  • @nastassjaminson5040
    @nastassjaminson5040 Před 3 lety +19

    i feel like we need to talk about how gus stares directly into the camera for several consecutive moments while sven reads the reviews

  • @rgp224
    @rgp224 Před 3 lety +6

    you guys feel like my cool older brothers or cousins or something like it just feels like whenever you’re just making these sit down videos when your family it just feels like i’m with friends, and i really needed that rn. thank you gus and sven for the comfort :)

  • @NoeyBudde
    @NoeyBudde Před 3 lety +141

    As a wisconsin kid, I love you guys and your roasting of the midwest with a passion. Also, Public Pools would be a good idea

    • @jaxk5493
      @jaxk5493 Před 3 lety

      oh my gosh, public pools would be so funny

  • @discworldandknownspace4491
    @discworldandknownspace4491 Před 3 lety +586

    "They were nice people, every single one of them."
    "Unfortunately I spent all my money and I can't seem to find my car..."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +3

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest CZcamsr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear disc

    • @LilWindex1378
      @LilWindex1378 Před 3 lety +12

      @@AxxLAfriku You have 23k subs why are you self promoting dawg 🐕

    • @himbokoopa
      @himbokoopa Před 3 lety +9

      @@AxxLAfriku
      lol you’re breaking a youtube rule by doing that

    • @monke3231
      @monke3231 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku Guys trust me the channel of youtube MEGASTAR AxxL is not to be overlooked. He posts the funniest and most insightful content.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku You always self promote, just stfu man.

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 Před 3 lety +21

    I speak for the entire Midwest when I say, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

  • @Captainn4t
    @Captainn4t Před 3 lety +447

    I gotta imagine that Old People Homes and Daycare facilities have some of the best reviews, maybe check some of those out. Adult toy stores are probably pretty funny too, and my last suggestion would be Dental Offices.

  • @andrewboote5726
    @andrewboote5726 Před 3 lety +618

    sven's microphone really puts in perspective how bad gus's is

    • @mithrandirearendur1282
      @mithrandirearendur1282 Před 3 lety +57

      I think it's more that Gus records in a room that has a lot of echo. The mic doesn't sound too terrible to me.

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames Před 3 lety +9

      What, you mean because it was set so sensitive that it could pick up the wrinkling of his clothes?

    • @kryph1
      @kryph1 Před 3 lety +12

      @@AxxLAfriku Jesus I forgot you Exsisted for like the 5th time

    • @emerykj1830
      @emerykj1830 Před 3 lety +3

      they are different types is what it sounds like, sven's might be better but it doesn't have a good pop filter or isnt tuned very well his laugh can sound really loud and it picks up background stuff a bit

    • @Tess623
      @Tess623 Před 3 lety

      @@kryph1 Same, I always forget about his existence and then I'll find another one of his comments somewhere....

  • @Turbuggy
    @Turbuggy Před 3 lety +16

    “Tid-die hairs” KILLED me

  • @itsdjanes2460
    @itsdjanes2460 Před 3 lety +24

    I love how Gus is just the orange haired hill billy then Sven is the average 20 year old. A perfect duo

  • @TheJellymancer
    @TheJellymancer Před 3 lety +92

    For anyone wanting to know, there’s a strip club in my state that’s named like a place that sells wood. Their slogan is, where real men go to get wood. Funny enough as a kid, I wasn’t sure if that place sold wood or not when I heard that on the radio.

    • @KodaLamoda
      @KodaLamoda Před 3 lety +8

      I knew as soon as I heard the review its the strip club from my home state lmao

    • @mattwilson4089
      @mattwilson4089 Před 3 lety +13

      We're in the comments... We can say The Lumberyard (I even found the review 😂)

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +475

    Gus: flirts
    Sabrina: So you have chosen, *d e a t h*

    • @keelandarger4866
      @keelandarger4866 Před 3 lety +1

      She attac

    • @heheboi1206
      @heheboi1206 Před 3 lety +4

      @Tubbo Time well you watch tubbo so i'm pretty sure your humor is pretty bad

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Před 3 lety +3

      Man you are everywhere... do you make a Cuban child everyday to write these comments?

  • @Viscontiorama
    @Viscontiorama Před 3 lety +14

    Small town karate “do-joe’s.” There’s gold in them hills boys

  • @sethnorthrop6331
    @sethnorthrop6331 Před 2 lety +4

    The sheer panic in Gus’s face when Sven says “Sabrina!” Looked almost real lol

  • @ominoustomato
    @ominoustomato Před 3 lety +245

    There’s a strip club near my college that’s notorious for being more than a little tacky. Some guy I met my first semester told me about his visit there after his 18th birthday. There was a rumor going around his high school that a 1 legged stripper performer on Thursdays. So he goes in and waits. Just when he’s about to give up, someone comes out on the stage and gives a brief introduction speech for the next girl. The small crowd goes nuts.
    Sure enough..... a one legged stripper.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer Před 3 lety +86

      Former stripper here. I would go nuts too. That shit is hard enough with both legs.

    • @evilymusic
      @evilymusic Před 3 lety +52

      yo that’s cool af. pole dancing with one leg?!

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax Před 3 lety +35

      That's impressive.

    • @yadsewnde8699
      @yadsewnde8699 Před 3 lety +30

      What a legend (emphasize on the leg end )

    • @whateverlolawants
      @whateverlolawants Před 3 lety +20

      A one-legged stripper is definitely impressive.
      Side note: Upon writing this comment I realized that I know not one, but two burlesque dancers who use wheelchairs.

  • @sonicbelmont300
    @sonicbelmont300 Před 3 lety +212

    I'm pretty sure you're talking about The Lumberyard. You'd be surprised how many times i've heard ads for it on the radio.

    • @Emoore4207
      @Emoore4207 Před 3 lety +23

      They are, I looked up the reviews and saw the one in the video. I knew it had to be the lumberyard, their slogan is forever stuck in my head because of their constant radio ads

    • @sonicbelmont300
      @sonicbelmont300 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Emoore4207 midwest high five!

    • @emmacarns8845
      @emmacarns8845 Před 3 lety +3

      Awh fellow Iowan! I miss that place

    • @kaycee2887
      @kaycee2887 Před 3 lety +3

      Holy shit I remember hearing that ad too, are you from Iowa?

    • @AlexRau
      @AlexRau Před 3 lety +9

      "Where real men go to get wood!"
      Kinda an Iowan joke to pretend like you're going to get 2x4s from the Lumberyard.

  • @colleenc.9900
    @colleenc.9900 Před 3 lety +3

    You’re such a good brother. Your whole family is so kind! ❤️

  • @ericbalaam47
    @ericbalaam47 Před 3 lety

    I really like these Gus.I enjoy your longer form content and your curations (of reviews and/or other things) are always a pleasure.

  • @comediccenter7233
    @comediccenter7233 Před 3 lety +68

    I never laughed so hard before the flirt part towards the beginning and Gus yelling no with the rage of Zeus after Sven almost tattled on him to Sabrina

  • @Xman48091
    @Xman48091 Před 3 lety +102

    That crab picture was from someone who wasn't getting much rain in his area, he decided the best way to make it rain was to commit a sin so bad he made god cry. His solution was to boil a crab in Pepsi Max and put it in a baguette

  • @willwillwillwillwillwillwillmb

    when gus smiles, i do too, it’s so darn contagious

  • @SeanGilbertson
    @SeanGilbertson Před 3 lety

    I was so happy to see this pop up! I love these. Occasionally I’ll just queue them all up and watch them again. Thanks for making this, boys!

  • @Corinthians-KingJamesBible
    @Corinthians-KingJamesBible Před 3 lety +52

    5:03 don't call me out like that...

  • @jackstella2836
    @jackstella2836 Před 3 lety +157

    Your shirt is the carpet everybody had when they were 7

    • @joemullarkey5719
      @joemullarkey5719 Před 3 lety +3

      Jack Stella I really have the urge to drive hot wheels across his shirt.

  • @LaziBlue
    @LaziBlue Před 3 lety +8

    gus and sven discovering the pepsi crab sandwich is the best thing I've seen in a while

  • @martinoc2282
    @martinoc2282 Před 3 lety +1

    I love their mom so much cause naming her kids Gus and Sven is so different yet perfect

  • @girl-xf1cu
    @girl-xf1cu Před 3 lety +80

    Imagine being the Johnson sister and bringing home a significant other to her brothers, gustav, Sven and Thor and they are FUNNY

  • @shoogur3920
    @shoogur3920 Před 3 lety +380

    Sven: “Mom said you have to share CZcams.”
    Gus: “No it’s my turn to CZcams.”
    Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.

  • @nancyguillet4306
    @nancyguillet4306 Před rokem

    You guys always make me laugh and brighten my day. Keep up the great work

  • @JanderVK
    @JanderVK Před 3 lety

    Your small town review videos are the best.

  • @kiwishizzle
    @kiwishizzle Před 3 lety +148

    That crab picture is from Killian Experience, he boiled that crab in pepsi max for 2 hours so it's definitely not alive.

    • @JoenutTheGreat
      @JoenutTheGreat Před 3 lety +8

      thats novice shit right there. Everyone knows you gotta use Coke Zero, otherwise the bread will look all shitty

    • @turnip8184
      @turnip8184 Před 3 lety +1

      EYY I LOVE KILLIAN

  • @erinthode4898
    @erinthode4898 Před 3 lety +47

    Oh my god. Out of curiosity, went to check the reviews on strip clubs in my area just to laugh and realized that's exactly where you were pulling these reviews from.

  • @TheVipers37
    @TheVipers37 Před 3 lety +9

    The strip club where the guy went to get wood is literally in the city I live in. It's called the Lumberyard. I can't do this right now

  • @fallout1.
    @fallout1. Před 3 lety +5

    This is the first time I have seen a youtuber use raycons without being sponsored

  • @EvanF
    @EvanF Před 3 lety +71

    imagine not having seen gus or sven before and a video called "small town strip club reviews" pops up in your recommended

  • @olivialanc9035
    @olivialanc9035 Před 3 lety +84

    BY THE WAY: The crab picture is a kinda popular 'cursed image' meme. its not from that strip club lmao

    • @bjarneoranje
      @bjarneoranje Před 3 lety +3

      Yes it originates from the channel the Kilian Experience

  • @asdefree
    @asdefree Před 3 lety +4

    Can't wait for this to be in my reccomended 7 years later

  • @HandsFreeProductions
    @HandsFreeProductions Před 3 lety

    Nice to see you Svending time with your brother

  • @scarlettteague3260
    @scarlettteague3260 Před 3 lety +57

    You should do public schools next. A bunch of former students complaining about bullies. It be funny

  • @BromTeque
    @BromTeque Před 3 lety +92

    6:15 The crab is not alive. It’s from a KilianExperience reddit post / video. The odd color is because it was boiled in cola.

  • @pj3lakey
    @pj3lakey Před 3 lety +1

    I love these, these are the best

  • @Jdmking-kp1mu
    @Jdmking-kp1mu Před 3 lety

    These videos inspired me to go out and look at reviews near my area.

  • @rilamous
    @rilamous Před 3 lety +122

    “Other than that decent place to go”
    Something tells me No Sir doesn’t really care about Tim’s feelings at all

  • @l3gosnip3r
    @l3gosnip3r Před 2 lety

    Always fun to recognize a place in these vids

  • @nicolina429
    @nicolina429 Před 3 lety

    I look so forward to these

  • @emmacarns8845
    @emmacarns8845 Před 3 lety +90

    The lumberyard is a very popular strip club in the middle of Iowa!

    • @jarodreed2593
      @jarodreed2593 Před 3 lety +8

      OH GOD

    • @polarisgemini52
      @polarisgemini52 Před 3 lety +11

      Omg I looked it up. It seems quite cheap. Apparently they keep asking non white people where they are from lol. 12/10 would visit if I came to USA.

    • @Jaysian10
      @Jaysian10 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol, ahh central iowa.

  • @kcz5940
    @kcz5940 Před 3 lety

    Please keep making more of these

  • @jakemoz_
    @jakemoz_ Před 3 lety

    Sven I see that monster trail mix in the background you man of class

  • @tetristech9732
    @tetristech9732 Před 3 lety +259

    I looked it up out of curiosity so, I present to you, 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 King James Version:
    1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
    2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
    3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
    4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 Před 3 lety +56

      I don't understand anything I just read.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 Před 3 lety +47

      So it is a piece of scripture, telling us what the scripture says and to believe in it. A bit repetetive for my taste. But thanks for sharing.

    • @saihealsaikoolal4975
      @saihealsaikoolal4975 Před 3 lety +9

      I think that account was just to review bomb the clubs

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 Před 3 lety +2

      @Descartes' Apparition I'm sorry I have to ask. Where did you get this information?

    • @idkwtcm984
      @idkwtcm984 Před 3 lety +7

      @@zanemob1429 he got it from the holy texts.

  • @Pluike
    @Pluike Před 3 lety +46

    I hate when mom makes me share a youtube video with someone else!

  • @summerm6420
    @summerm6420 Před 3 lety

    Thank you for having closed captioning on your videos!

  • @paragrim8787
    @paragrim8787 Před 3 lety +20

    9:15 Synchronized Johnson laugh for 1 glorious second

  • @ridermissy8111
    @ridermissy8111 Před 3 lety +83

    Gus: I'll never tell
    Sven: sabrina!
    Gus: *is wearing headphones*
    NOOOOOOOO

  • @kohlcooke8789
    @kohlcooke8789 Před 2 lety

    make more of these! there is endless awesome content!