BEST OF SHAYNE TOPP (Try Not To Laugh)

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  • You know him, you love him- Here are some of Shayne Topp’s most iconic jokes on Try Not To Laugh!
    Want to rewatch these episodes? Open me! ⬇️
    Cold Open // TNTL #7 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Intro // TNTL #24 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Old Man Saves Joke For Later // TNTL #25 //
    You’re My Favorite Pizza Place // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Captain America’s Phase 2 // TNTL #7 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Naughty Little Bunny Boy // TNTL #24 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Blown Away // TNTL #13 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Gotta Catch ‘Em All // TNTL - Back to School Special // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Want Some Of That Loud? // TNTL #7 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Clarissa Pees // TNTL #24 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Just Saw Black Panther // TNTL #5 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    You’re My Favorite Pizza Place Goes International // TNTL #22 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Looking to Enter Abercrombie & Fitch? // TNTL #22 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    You’re Watching Disney Channel // TNTL #22 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Looking to Enter Dave & Busters? // TNTL #25 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Cheating Fruits // TNTL #22 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Baja Fresh // TNTL #5 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Sir Humble Brag // TNTL #24 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Surprise Pizza Place // TNTL #10 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Stripper Problems // TNTL - Back to School Special // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Dab On ‘Em // TNTL #24 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Shayne Auditions For Hermione // TNTL #7 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Long Lost Son // TNTL #9 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    “Shayne, Do Something Funny” // TNTL #3 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Who Let The Baby Do Shots??? // TNTL #10 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Tall Glass of Milk // TNTL #9 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Will You Accept This Rose? // TNTL #21 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Ignored By Olivia’s Boyfriend // TNTL #10 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Ready For My Prostate Exam // TNTL #25 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Read The Bible // TNTL #10 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    The Waiter With Disturbing News // TNTL #4 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
    Sassy Leg Infantry // TNTL #26 // • TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALL...
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Komentáře • 3,7K

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 Před 3 lety +8406

    The fact that the Old Man's debut was, "Well, I had a joke, but I'll save it for later. See ya later, a**hole," is so perfect.

    • @cyberlivion8363
      @cyberlivion8363 Před 2 lety +118

      I thought it was the one where he was just topp-less with the hat and face.

    • @kitkate3402
      @kitkate3402 Před 2 lety +37

      @@cyberlivion8363 i thought it was the one where he actually talks about a cave and stuff

    • @cyberlivion8363
      @cyberlivion8363 Před 2 lety +4

      @@kitkate3402 which episode?

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Před 2 lety +33

      @@cyberlivion8363
      Episode 22: Rhett and Link was the “Abercrombie & Fitch” bit.
      Episode 25: Vine Legends (Chrish, the Encyclopedia of $&@? Guy, and Christine Sydelko, the “Happy Crimass” gal) was where Shayne did the full fledged bits.

    • @TimeTravelinc
      @TimeTravelinc Před 2 lety +79

      Dumpster Wizard is classic. He’s like a Skyrim NPC that stumbled into our world and hasn’t come back to Skyrim since.

  • @vincentmorot5124
    @vincentmorot5124 Před 4 lety +6970

    Shayne understands comedy so well, his humor is so crazy and yet so logical, I love him

    • @edk-l744
      @edk-l744 Před 4 lety +18

      Vincent Morot so true

    • @depressedbreakfast2614
      @depressedbreakfast2614 Před 4 lety +133

      He’s great on his own but he stands out when he’s with the smosh squad because they are painfully unfunny (apart from Damian)

    • @vincentmorot5124
      @vincentmorot5124 Před 4 lety +75

      @@depressedbreakfast2614 I disagree. They all can be very funny

    • @aquatazer
      @aquatazer Před 4 lety +56

      Depressed breakfast sort of, Ian’s pretty funny along with Noah sometimes. Courtney also has some good bits, but Olivia and Keith aren’t that funny in my opinion.

    • @gigiblack2231
      @gigiblack2231 Před 4 lety +34

      Agree, I think he and Damien have the best humor.

  • @PureSwedishViking
    @PureSwedishViking Před 4 lety +9931

    That Sassy Leg Infantry is pure Monty Python-level brilliance.

    • @PureSwedishViking
      @PureSwedishViking Před 4 lety +157

      Ding Ding The CZcams Buddy
      It reminds me of the Ministry for Silly Walks.

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 Před 4 lety +92

      @@PureSwedishViking Its a military division of the Royal British Army. The Ministry of Silly Walks are in charge of their operations in joint control with the British Army, Navy and or RAF

    • @anshuldinger1425
      @anshuldinger1425 Před 3 lety +21

      My first thought was the Monostry of Silly Walks too

    • @Uncle_dillbert_dimple
      @Uncle_dillbert_dimple Před 3 lety +7

      IKR THANK YOU

    • @jokinghazard2312
      @jokinghazard2312 Před 3 lety +9

      Pointy mython

  • @maelwys5432
    @maelwys5432 Před 2 lety +3620

    I feel like the "Just saw Black Panther" joke is way underappreciated.

    • @sp8cey
      @sp8cey Před 2 lety +255

      he’s so great at playing awkward white friend

    • @docmcstuffins5859
      @docmcstuffins5859 Před 2 lety +57

      The “this is america” one is great too

    • @TrainJr313
      @TrainJr313 Před rokem +2

      Fr

    • @pokesonav
      @pokesonav Před rokem +1

      I don't get it

    • @Yammenkow
      @Yammenkow Před rokem +15

      This is the joke that got me into smosh. But they edited it in this vid and it messes up the timing.

  • @toniechos
    @toniechos Před 4 lety +2067

    "And also, I'm a naughty little bunny boy" I NEED IT ON A SHIRT

  • @koolkat97
    @koolkat97 Před 4 lety +1204

    it's official. Smosh is obsessed with Shayne Topp.
    also Netflix is obsessed with Stranger Things

  • @marty6779
    @marty6779 Před 3 lety +10794

    Shayne's secret is that he's got crazy eyes and Chad aura.

    • @thomaslemos2240
      @thomaslemos2240 Před 3 lety +386

      Honestly this dude is all chad except for the personality

    • @Griflyn069
      @Griflyn069 Před 3 lety +97

      Legit thought your profile was an m&m

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello Před 3 lety +39

      Body of a chad*

    • @sophiamacgregor2011
      @sophiamacgregor2011 Před 3 lety +6

      Omg

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch Před 3 lety +93

      He's the perfect combination of Chad and King. A god amongst men. His only Achilles heel is his height. Otherwise he would be too powerful

  • @giovannigiorgio831
    @giovannigiorgio831 Před 2 lety +346

    9:46 you know the bit is good when Shayne makes everyone laugh just by standing in a military coat with no pants. The addition of the sassy legs infantry is the cherry on top

  • @dinosaurbinosaur35
    @dinosaurbinosaur35 Před 4 lety +4792

    Shayne's grandchildren: what did you do for a living
    Shayne: So, looking to enter my past aye? *shows this video*

    • @mermer7951
      @mermer7951 Před 4 lety +174

      Many enter but none return.

    • @AnimeLover930
      @AnimeLover930 Před 4 lety +94

      I was a naughty little bunny boy

    • @reaction6370
      @reaction6370 Před 4 lety +48

      I was the general of the SLI, it was a covert operations group that was far superior to any other branch of military. Oh the acronym? Sassy Leg Infantry

    • @shinyboiahmed7708
      @shinyboiahmed7708 Před 4 lety +8

      Goofy Goober, do you know the name of the character?

    • @MaddieD_R
      @MaddieD_R Před 4 lety +15

      @@mermer7951 they say great treasures show in there, glimmering gold with ladys making eyes at yea

  • @yyahnapineda9243
    @yyahnapineda9243 Před 4 lety +2078

    When I got the notification I thought this was from one of the fan pages I followed. Nope, turns out that even Smosh is a big fan of Shanyay!

  • @13Yeared
    @13Yeared Před 3 lety +788

    How to come up with a Shayne joke:
    1. Take a relatively mundane part of life: getting your order taken, going to the doctor, having a fight with your partner, etc.
    2. Inject it with an incredible absurdity and base the entire joke around that absurdity

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM Před 2 lety +21

      And it works

    • @DevilNarwhal
      @DevilNarwhal Před rokem +6

      This is legitimately the Monty Python equation for comedy. And if Shayne traveled back in time to be a member of the crew, he would fit in beautifully.

    • @danielpierce5447
      @danielpierce5447 Před 6 měsíci +1

      He is very similar to Monty Python and Seinfeld comedy

  • @charzie_1140
    @charzie_1140 Před 3 lety +5903

    If Shayne doesn’t put his shirt back on, I’m gonna have to start calling him Shayne Topp-less

  • @sanshine1117
    @sanshine1117 Před 4 lety +601

    Shayne’s “looking to enter” character is just amazing and makes me crack up all the time

    • @mayamarnette4482
      @mayamarnette4482 Před 3 lety +15

      The character is called dumpster wizard, he cracks me up as well

  • @pickledpiss9522
    @pickledpiss9522 Před 4 lety +2835

    THE WEARY TRAVELER NEEDS TO HAVE HIS OWN MERCH

    • @uscman
      @uscman Před 4 lety +30

      He needs his own franchise!

    • @graysondull341
      @graysondull341 Před 4 lety +12

      He needs his own state!

    • @spirit1894
      @spirit1894 Před 4 lety +12

      he needs his own village

    • @thegoner
      @thegoner Před 4 lety +13

      He needs his own damn universe 🖤💙😂

    • @dryfruut
      @dryfruut Před 4 lety +5

      Syni Period.

  • @thibautisserant
    @thibautisserant Před 3 lety +249

    Shayne is super effective on Courtney. She almost laughs as soon as she sees him and it's damn adorable.

  • @who8518
    @who8518 Před 3 lety +157

    my favourites;
    • the full on pokeball to the face
    • the sassy leg infantry
    • *”jessica* i told you not to let the baby do shots!!”
    • the cheated-on banana
    • the naughty bunny boy
    • “we frickin *”read the bible”* so hard dude

    • @KrystleHamilton131
      @KrystleHamilton131 Před 2 lety

      Bruh I'm still surprised after the amount of times Gus Johnson has been on their channel, Shayne still hasn't made him laugh lol

  • @dragontamerbenji4109
    @dragontamerbenji4109 Před 4 lety +5786

    The Sassy Leg Infantry still makes me laugh every time!!! LMFAO!!!

    • @orzov3777
      @orzov3777 Před 4 lety +10

      SAAAAME

    • @derforce5
      @derforce5 Před 4 lety +73

      We should petition for a full sketch

    • @chimkennugget9771
      @chimkennugget9771 Před 4 lety +9

      I read this as I watched this in the video and I burst out laughing 😂 every single time 😂

    • @aestheticidiot3812
      @aestheticidiot3812 Před 4 lety +4

      i totally didn’t understand this comment then I saw it and was like oh yeah 😂

    • @churlish_hoecake
      @churlish_hoecake Před 4 lety +2

      It makes me cry! I love it! 😂

  • @Lazyslime56
    @Lazyslime56 Před 4 lety +6581

    There are two characters that get me. 1.Sassy leg general 2. Old man

  • @MR14official
    @MR14official Před 3 lety +233

    “So, looking to enter Abercrombie and Fitch eh?”
    That whole skit gets me every time. Ian’s reaction tho 😂😂😂

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian Před 2 lety +480

    Starting to think Shayne is intentionally never given a timer, they just let him be Shayne

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature Před 2 lety +15

      He had a close call in the bachelorette joke.

    • @confidentship7335
      @confidentship7335 Před 2 lety +8

      I think at least 50% of the time he never even gets close to the end of his time before the hot seat individual loses their ish

  • @Crazychik96
    @Crazychik96 Před 4 lety +3759

    I'm not sorry, the sassy leg infantry just....kills me every time. My god.

  • @madillaw9335
    @madillaw9335 Před 4 lety +6358

    That freaking old villager character needs a full video to himself no question

    • @taronwilliams2307
      @taronwilliams2307 Před 4 lety +204

      Needs to be a playable video game character

    • @hasanpaul8545
      @hasanpaul8545 Před 4 lety +302

      So weary traveler, looking to enter best of shayne topp aye, mMmMmM I've seen many enter and none return, there's pizza places, little bananas, and a naughty little bunny boy that will sneak up on ya

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 Před 4 lety +13

      Madi Llaw I agree I love that character so much haha

    • @hasanpaul8545
      @hasanpaul8545 Před 4 lety +1

      @ILUZIONIST thanks

    • @chase9899
      @chase9899 Před 4 lety +17

      You just got your wish man

  • @applejayz1987
    @applejayz1987 Před 3 lety +1440

    Damien: "I think I saw a shaft"
    Shayne: "I'm NOT wearing underwear!"
    "Wow guys that was a LOT of Shayne!"

  • @ryan_santes6884
    @ryan_santes6884 Před 4 lety +441

    Shayne: *Farts*
    Me: *giggles*
    Keith: *screaming*
    Me: *dies from laughter*

  • @shizukajoestarfp5518
    @shizukajoestarfp5518 Před 4 lety +1872

    “I’m a naughty little bunny boy”

  • @101MacBig
    @101MacBig Před 4 lety +435

    Sassy legs gets me every time. It’s my absolute favorite. I legit cry from laughing so hard. 😂😂😂

  • @bisquino8289
    @bisquino8289 Před 3 lety +681

    Shane has humour where if he sees someone laughing at his joke he’ll laugh too and I feel it

  • @SporadicV2
    @SporadicV2 Před 3 lety +61

    Sassy Leg Infantry makes me cry laughing. Everything from Noah and Courtney losing immediately, to Keith’s internal struggle, to Kimmy, Lasercorn, and Damien laughing at the perfect times. TNTL perfection right there.

  • @HorrorDiva01
    @HorrorDiva01 Před 4 lety +2214

    I love how smosh just got tired of seeing Shane's compilations everywhere and decided to make them themselves lol 🥰🥳.

  • @delaneym.7412
    @delaneym.7412 Před 4 lety +2910

    “i have a 6.3 inch PAÑIS” gets me every time i PHYSICALLY CAN’T hold the laughter in

  • @seyj7457
    @seyj7457 Před 2 lety +33

    I rewatch this regularly, and my favorite thing is that Shayne laughs at EVERY one of his jokes. It’s such gold that even he can’t help it.

  • @wesleypatterson2989
    @wesleypatterson2989 Před 2 lety +35

    The fact that Shayne wasn't able to finish the penultimate "You're my FAVORITE pizza place" joke will forever haunt me

  • @saaravaljakka5966
    @saaravaljakka5966 Před 4 lety +6041

    I bet CLARISSA and Courtney Freakin Miller would be great friends

  • @ANG3L0FM3RCY
    @ANG3L0FM3RCY Před 4 lety +508

    the power this man has over everyone’s sense of humour is wild

  • @MamaRaevanon
    @MamaRaevanon Před 3 lety +181

    Can’t wait for the episode that reveals that shaynee has learned how to say “you’re my favorite pizza place” in many different languages and just says that for the entire game.

  • @RedPC4857
    @RedPC4857 Před 2 lety +55

    I literally died when Shayne just put on the unicorn head and screamed like a goat 🤣

  • @sajeldunlop9912
    @sajeldunlop9912 Před 4 lety +1972

    Nothing beats the Bachelor bit.
    "When you sat on that fire hydrant and made it disappear..." 😂

    • @Barrsie
      @Barrsie Před 2 lety +8

      Slays me every single time 🤣

    • @greekfountain9303
      @greekfountain9303 Před 2 lety +1

      Can someone explain I’m not sure I got it

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 Před 2 lety

      @@greekfountain9303 i think it’s just supposed to be that he can fit the very large fire hydrant in his ass? Not sure how else to explain it lol

    • @ariahazelwood3842
      @ariahazelwood3842 Před rokem +17

      @@greekfountain9303 entire fire hydrant went up ass 😧

    • @greekfountain9303
      @greekfountain9303 Před rokem +3

      @@ariahazelwood3842 Oh 😂😂

  • @alphabetsoup6837
    @alphabetsoup6837 Před 4 lety +757

    Shayne's ability to literally summon laughter with a scream is incredible.

  • @brblb5425
    @brblb5425 Před 3 lety +25

    “I’ve seen many travelers enter...none return”🤣🤣 8:10

  • @FrancescaAR16
    @FrancescaAR16 Před 3 lety +68

    I think being friends with Shayne would actually cure my depression

  • @angelramirez8623
    @angelramirez8623 Před 4 lety +560

    _shane walks in as a banana_
    *slams apple on keyboard*
    "What the F*CK is this?"
    *Link has a seizure*

  • @pixelworld4659
    @pixelworld4659 Před 4 lety +1924

    How did smosh know I was watching shayne topp compilations???

  • @ScottMillerWhiteMorning
    @ScottMillerWhiteMorning Před 2 lety +22

    His “Sassy Leg Infantry” bit is legitimately the best example of juxtaposition humor I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I was absolutely hysterical when I watched that for the first time 😂

  • @thenewsteam460
    @thenewsteam460 Před 3 lety +44

    My favorite lines:
    "Can I get a glass of milk, please?"
    "When you sat on that fire hydrant and made it disappear...I didn't know how to feel."
    "pAnUs"
    "READ THE BIBLE"

  • @KidBlueRB27
    @KidBlueRB27 Před 4 lety +1332

    I love everyone on Smosh but Shayne is the best cast member on the team hands down.😂😂😂

    • @lm-st7uo
      @lm-st7uo Před 4 lety +14

      He's my favorite

    • @gigglywiggly2318
      @gigglywiggly2318 Před 4 lety +17

      i disagree courtney’s my favourite

    • @brandonseupersad7916
      @brandonseupersad7916 Před 4 lety +30

      Shayne is my favourite pizza place.

    • @tanisegsge4586
      @tanisegsge4586 Před 4 lety +28

      @@gigglywiggly2318 shayne is pure talent where courtney is pretty but as talent her bits are mostly cringy

    • @dontask2769
      @dontask2769 Před 4 lety +3

      tanise gsge LIES

  • @mariyana0018
    @mariyana0018 Před 4 lety +930

    I'm so happy they ended with "soliders of the sassy leg infantry".
    Edit: if they can make the "pan flute guy" into a video, they should make a "sassy leg infantry" video.

    • @hannahj3413
      @hannahj3413 Před 4 lety +3

      My favorite one by far 😂😂😂 can't stop laughing

    • @harmc2301
      @harmc2301 Před 4 lety +4

      Mari Yana Mason no lie one of my favorite bits Shaynes ever done on a try not to laugh

  • @Eagles_JV
    @Eagles_JV Před 3 lety +50

    “And also imma naughty little bunny boy” - shayne topp

  • @jasonandrews1770
    @jasonandrews1770 Před 4 lety +30

    The fact that he makes people laugh before he gets to the actual joke is impressive

  • @ScoptOriginal
    @ScoptOriginal Před 4 lety +270

    Shayne is the best. He knows exactly how to adjust his humour to the person he's trying to make laugh, while still making it high enough quality for the audience

  • @Maddy-ni3cy
    @Maddy-ni3cy Před 4 lety +3167

    what have i learned? shayne actually looks like captain america. and damien looks like bucky.
    please make a skit😂😂

    • @bloodvinez
      @bloodvinez Před 4 lety +63

      i... ship it?

    • @johnbeckman2698
      @johnbeckman2698 Před 4 lety +55

      and then make fun of how short they both are compared to the real thing

    • @perfecthalf7309
      @perfecthalf7309 Před 4 lety +18

      Wes is Bucky

    • @maxxstaron
      @maxxstaron Před 4 lety +46

      @@perfecthalf7309 Wes is QuickSilver

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella Před 4 lety +15

      @@johnbeckman2698 didn't Buckys actor have to stand on a crate for some scenes because of his height tho?😂

  • @sebastiansubia4090
    @sebastiansubia4090 Před 3 lety +82

    10:48 one of the greatest one liners ever 😂

    • @joustarr8
      @joustarr8 Před 3 lety +4

      *i not wearing under wear*

  • @21touma
    @21touma Před 3 lety +9

    "Want some of that loud?- AHHHH"
    Perfect

  • @heavenlyrey
    @heavenlyrey Před 4 lety +1021

    3:03 Shayne saying "Shake it up is next." Makes me laugh everytime 😂

    • @pandaplayz558
      @pandaplayz558 Před 4 lety +3

      What episode is that from?

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Před 4 lety +4

      Eujuan Esguerra
      Rhett and Link

    • @blackrosefyre3983
      @blackrosefyre3983 Před 3 lety +7

      Also the fact that “Karen” is his ex wife. I bet she taught Shayne to be cray lol

  • @bekahmccarter3563
    @bekahmccarter3563 Před 4 lety +2967

    And now we need a "Best of Damien Haas."

  • @JohneyBoy420
    @JohneyBoy420 Před 3 lety +30

    My favorite part is when he says “foooooooor murder” 4:00

  • @MunchlaxMakara
    @MunchlaxMakara Před 8 měsíci +4

    Ngl, i had stopped watching smosh for several years, and it was a video like this of shayne that brought me back and got me watching a lot of their stuff again :)

  • @arthur-ux4rx
    @arthur-ux4rx Před 4 lety +1572

    Who else want a "Best of Damien Haas" version? I swear, he is brilliant in every try not to laugh.

    • @jase9319
      @jase9319 Před 3 lety +74

      What a lovely night for a drive, wouldn’t you say, *princess diana*

    • @syedadamalsagoff3535
      @syedadamalsagoff3535 Před 2 lety +1

      1000th like, and I agree!

  • @RandomGuy9O9
    @RandomGuy9O9 Před 4 lety +527

    Netflix needs to give Shayne a stand up routine.

    • @This_is_a_username
      @This_is_a_username Před 4 lety +1

      Man. is. Yep!

    • @welfieplayz
      @welfieplayz Před 4 lety

      Yes

    • @sottomanynevko8241
      @sottomanynevko8241 Před 4 lety +1

      Man. is. He’s already wasting his talents on smosh.

    • @v4mpir3333
      @v4mpir3333 Před 4 lety

      I would never get tired of that lmao

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 Před 4 lety

      I dunno. Shayne’s one of the best prop/costume comedians I’ve never seen, but I would need to see him do stand-up first.

  • @danyellehaskel7830
    @danyellehaskel7830 Před 3 lety +28

    I never knew that shayne was on so random on Disney channel until two seconds ago😂😂

  • @trajanfalk9283
    @trajanfalk9283 Před 9 měsíci +2

    You forgot about the "Read the Bible"-Moby Dick crossover. That was easily the best bit he's done

  • @will_stevens
    @will_stevens Před 4 lety +953

    8:58 “We frickin’ R E A D T H E B I B L E”

    • @joeisnothome
      @joeisnothome Před 4 lety +21

      Freakin bro dude

    • @joustarr8
      @joustarr8 Před 3 lety +1

      Ok boomer

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 Před 3 lety +8

      I think I have
      READ THE BIBLE
      So hard, bro

    • @gustavosayto3465
      @gustavosayto3465 Před 3 lety +9

      @@joustarr8 you dont even understand what boomer is

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 Před 3 lety +2

      9:15
      "GODDAMMIT."
      He sure is coy about taking The Lord's name in vain for someone who so fervently -READ THE BIBLE- all over.

  • @zachthegamer8964
    @zachthegamer8964 Před 4 lety +630

    Me: I'm leaving home
    Mom: To do what?
    Me: To join the sassy leg infantry.

  • @Rachel-k8
    @Rachel-k8 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Just came here to say (now that the gangs back together 💕) that Shayne was the unrecognized glue keeping smosh afloat behind Ian !! The energy is unmatchable

  • @VisualEnjoyer9756
    @VisualEnjoyer9756 Před 11 měsíci +5

    With Shaynes dedication to his bits I'm surprised he hasn't learned to play the pan flute at this point 😂

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve Před 4 lety +201

    The banana apple one is by far my favourite. Still can't watch it and breathe at the same time.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ Před 4 lety +4294

    *Cheese is just a loaf of milk*

  • @zdva2000
    @zdva2000 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how half of his jokes are just AHHHHHHHHH and I love that

  • @derekwilson3301
    @derekwilson3301 Před 3 lety +90

    1:42
    Hi, I'm back, it's me,
    *CLARISSA*
    And today, I'm going to talk to you about,
    *PEE*
    I can't stop laughing at that part

    • @joustarr8
      @joustarr8 Před 3 lety +1

      I peed the same time when he said *PEE*

    • @RelekBrudder
      @RelekBrudder Před 3 lety

      @@joustarr8 Where were you when this happened?

  • @martymcfly7335
    @martymcfly7335 Před 4 lety +265

    You guys should definitely do Damien next, it would make me happy.

    • @themajor1493
      @themajor1493 Před 4 lety +3

      Jörgen Is Better I imagine them showing a 2 min video of him looking at shayne and Ian spitting peanut butter

    • @caydenvandiggelen9591
      @caydenvandiggelen9591 Před 4 lety

      YES!

    • @vulgarven0m
      @vulgarven0m Před 4 lety +1

      But she’s 85 so we’re givin birth to a ghost!!

    • @jaywilkey1323
      @jaywilkey1323 Před 4 lety +2

      I guess what I'm trying to say is: "You're under arrest."

  • @xblueflame
    @xblueflame Před 4 lety +158

    We need a shirt that says "I'm part of the Sassy Leg Infantry"

  • @EliGutie
    @EliGutie Před 3 lety +13

    1:37 is the best one 😂

  • @WB0916
    @WB0916 Před 3 lety +12

    7:23 was the best thing....i swear. im dying of laughter rn.

    • @Jose10614
      @Jose10614 Před 3 lety

      Which episode is that from🤔

    • @WB0916
      @WB0916 Před měsícem

      ​@@Jose10614I have returned 3 years later but I don't remember which episode it was from😭

  • @jacobw8948
    @jacobw8948 Před 4 lety +3161

    Shayne should be on SNL 😂 he's got the characters and humor for it

    • @madoniaart1744
      @madoniaart1744 Před 4 lety +97

      Jacob W if he’s on snl he won’t be on smosh anymore and he’ll already be doing so much with his time he’ll go insane

    • @chillinkillin6703
      @chillinkillin6703 Před 4 lety +81

      He breaks character too often.

    • @badatvideogames5832
      @badatvideogames5832 Před 4 lety +167

      SNL is filled with Boomer humor trying to be millennial humor and politics. Shayne is better than that

    • @YOUANDME527
      @YOUANDME527 Před 4 lety +43

      Snl is garbage

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta Před 4 lety +28

      He's better than that.

  • @carly1772
    @carly1772 Před 4 lety +460

    “and also i’m a naughty little bunny boy” BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO

  • @randomguy400x
    @randomguy400x Před 2 lety +7

    10:03 he legit got the whole squad laughing

  • @Aviaidan
    @Aviaidan Před 3 lety +1

    That last one was GLORIOUS OMG

  • @itsmedanika7301
    @itsmedanika7301 Před 4 lety +955

    I thought this was from Amanda Karlssons channel 😂

  • @isabellehrubec5115
    @isabellehrubec5115 Před 4 lety +300

    CLARISSA IS MY FAV SHAYNE TOPP CHARACTER WE NEED MORE OF HER

    • @ceesvermeulen7914
      @ceesvermeulen7914 Před 4 lety +1

      T R U E

    • @heartz4chan
      @heartz4chan Před 4 lety +7

      Honestly, I'm not sure what gender Clarissa is at this rate. I just call Clarissa "it"

    • @violetsmith5731
      @violetsmith5731 Před 4 lety +2

      yu.gyeom I think that's fair

    • @gigglywiggly2318
      @gigglywiggly2318 Před 4 lety +1

      yu.gyeom
      i would do the same

    • @blackgothicrose89
      @blackgothicrose89 Před 4 lety

      Wait is it a character? I thought it's an impression that just turns into a bit. The outfit reminds me vividly of Clarissa Explains it All

  • @ohmbettafish323
    @ohmbettafish323 Před 3 lety +7

    Shayne is literally my favorite person.

  • @kenthefele113
    @kenthefele113 Před rokem +6

    Shayne’s brain was implanted with a comedy algorithm as a child. His humor flows so naturally.

  • @tadecaylor
    @tadecaylor Před 4 lety +317

    4:50 "do you mind strapping me in" haha all shayne has to do to get people to laugh is scream or take his shirt off

  • @bts_lover1013
    @bts_lover1013 Před 4 lety +4421

    *I really want to know how Shayne comes up with this crap*

    • @bnhdeluxe
      @bnhdeluxe Před 4 lety +11

      Yee

    • @abbytofu3448
      @abbytofu3448 Před 4 lety +96

      yah but i guess that's his personality

    • @ratulf
      @ratulf Před 4 lety +288

      He actually hires an elite team of comedy writers and let's them work all night on jokes. Then he throws those away and just does 299 push-ups without breathing before he comes out.

    • @hanaflora.a
      @hanaflora.a Před 4 lety +44

      Ralf Häuser omg don’t expose him

    • @rockmanbret9028
      @rockmanbret9028 Před 4 lety +13

      ADHD

  • @WayneGamesComedy
    @WayneGamesComedy Před 2 lety +6

    dude everytime shayne laughs at his own joke, i always laugh.. idk why..

  • @kipdaedricartifact
    @kipdaedricartifact Před 10 měsíci +1

    What separates him from the rest of them is that most of the time he goes in with a clear premise/character and punchline. I suppose the others do that too but, his bits come off more concise and sharp most of the time. They remind me of Family Guy cutaways sometimes. That’s supposed to be a compliment. MVP fr.

  • @xxxangelofmusicxxx14
    @xxxangelofmusicxxx14 Před 4 lety +66

    Shayne is literally the reason I watch Smosh. He's hilarious. And my favorite pizza place

  • @anarchobaby
    @anarchobaby Před 4 lety +266

    the sassy leg infantry KILLS ME every single time I watch it

  • @alexdagachalord4523
    @alexdagachalord4523 Před 3 lety +18

    My surgeon: for your surgery we have to use anesthetic's
    Me: after the surgery 5:15

  • @PrankStarz101z
    @PrankStarz101z Před 4 lety +15

    Shayne is one of the funniest people I've ever seen in my life. I love him so fuckin' much. He's my favorite pizza place :)

  • @janezaccari1854
    @janezaccari1854 Před 4 lety +1599

    "PAnÌŪS"
    "Jessica I told you not to let the baby do shots!"
    I swear to god shayne is becoming my favorite person on this earth.

  • @katies.6787
    @katies.6787 Před 4 lety +134

    Shayne's old villager character literally makes me laugh every time 😂😂😂

  • @ErikRuudUlseth
    @ErikRuudUlseth Před 3 lety +4

    Shayne makes me giggle every time, gotta love that energy !

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Před 3 lety +15

    10:34 so THATS why his last name is Topp. Dude's packing.

  • @milkplus7876
    @milkplus7876 Před 4 lety +264

    One of my favourites is still:
    “Look at me....................”
    “Hi I’d like to apply for a loan??”

  • @gothtistic
    @gothtistic Před 4 lety +385

    "Shayne do something funny"
    "okay"
    *brrt*
    NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME LAUGH HARDER

    • @Crazychik96
      @Crazychik96 Před 4 lety +8

      Just straight up walks out, turns his back to the camera, and rips a good one. Yea, I getcha.

  • @dembodembobo
    @dembodembobo Před 4 lety +3

    I like how in the dabbing scene Shayne is so concentrated in doing it until Ian laughs while Damian does the accessional check to see if it’s over XD

  • @thatoneguyhonk2599
    @thatoneguyhonk2599 Před 2 lety +7

    10:21 so sad the sassy legs junior (aka Ian) died in combat

  • @gracereads2917
    @gracereads2917 Před 4 lety +870

    If they play D&D Shayne should bring out that old dude as a bard for sure

    • @tonykoehler124
      @tonykoehler124 Před 4 lety +15

      Oh god damn I want this sooooo bad now lol

    • @debbievaldez8328
      @debbievaldez8328 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes

    • @hauntedphantomz2961
      @hauntedphantomz2961 Před 4 lety

      1:51

    • @DrengrOfVidarr
      @DrengrOfVidarr Před 4 lety +2

      I want them to have a D&D session SO badly, I feel that they need to do a Game Bang of it because everyone would be so hilarious and have so much fun! Maybe they could get Matt Mercer back as a guest again and DM it!

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta Před 4 lety +3

      Jovenshire is going to run DND on his channel soon maybe he'll have Shayne on there

  • @magicmaia8029
    @magicmaia8029 Před 4 lety +87

    So this is basically a video on every turn Shayne has had...😁

  • @livdawg17
    @livdawg17 Před 4 lety +4

    "when you sat on that fire hydrant and made it disappear" kills me every time 😂

  • @dangerdean9066
    @dangerdean9066 Před 4 lety +7

    The sassy leg infantry quite literally killed me

    • @xPikachu26
      @xPikachu26 Před 4 lety

      Yeah me too, i love that one it literally made me laugh so hard i couldn't even breathe.