Arcade Channels: Lying For Views
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Arcade channels are lying and clickbaiting like crazy.
Welcome to the Gus Johnson channel, where the most average content comes to fizzle out.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. - Komedie
Thanks for being so interested in these longer desk videos. They take a lot of time to make and I'm so happy with the feedback. For more updates and to win some free tickets to my show, please follow me on Twitter @Gusbuckets.
BlackFox woah there let’s calm down
These commentary videos are very entertaining and genuine, I like them a lot.
More desk not enough desk need more desk desk make me happy and now me no sad so make more desk
@@blackfox4526 *your You're is short for "You are", its not possessive
WE WANT MOR VIDEOS FROM U GUS! Cause you make awesome content and you look out for the little (annoying) kids. :D
he taped his microphone TO A MICROPHONE . . . gus is evolving
D'Angelo Wallace PewDiePie did it first
He did that before. If anything he's devolving
He's already put a mic on a mic. That one was one of those mics you put on a stand though. This time it's a headset. :)
I love you
@@jorymayer707 Exactly, so it's confirmed evolution.
The golden rule: if there's something weird that gets a ton of views inexplicably, the answer is kids.
It's the only reason Pewdiepie has a career.
Dwight K. Schrute he actually showed his age metrics quite a lot of his viewer are over 20 the 9 year old army is just a joke
B Moore Can’t believe people over 20 enjoy pewdiepie or people that enjoy Adam Sandler
NG Dennis Everyone has a different sense of humor you don’t have to demean people who find him funny to make yourself feel superior. I like both Adam Sandler surface level humor and George Carlin thought provoking humor in the same breath
@@bmoore1908 dont bring carlin into this, your too much of a scrub to do that
RIP Camara. Such a kind person and a friend to all.
😔
Rip in Peace Camara 😔🙏😇
And a killer running back for the Saints, too. Sad to see him go. Bless up for Kamara 🙏🤲😭😞
I guess the Cloud needed an angel..
#prayforcamara
The “Camara died” typo makes it seem like the youtuber’s relative died and he had to stop filming so he had to subtly put in that his relative died.
lmao
@Player 1 Game Studio HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ded
200th like thank me later
@Player 1 Game Studio how’s it like being dead and all
@@SOMEONE-pr8qp but you aren't Camara
I’m still pissed at Gus for making me aware of the fact that Guava Juice exists
Guava Juice is why I drink.
Same. I hate myself now.
Bruh, i used to follow roi in his wassabi productions days, after they split up, he made guava juice, imagine the disappointment that a creator that once made decent content went down this path.
tree their old videos were quite entertaining, its true! It's so frustrating to see what happened though. Wassabi Productions became a shitty vlog channel and Roi said he was gonna make gaming videos which was a big fucking lie.
I lose brain cells every time I think about him
I love when he reaches back to lightly tap a random keyboard key. What style, what pizazz!
This kids got chutzpah
I could go for some pizazz right about now
He gots sum spunk!
I read that in the voiceoverpete voice and it’s even better
I likke pineapple pizazz.
I already watched this and for everyone who’s just starting it, the “girl” behind the paper is in fact Gus.
SPOILERS!
Shh listen to me I’ve been to this restaurant before
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭SPOILER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You've spoiled the video 🥺🥺
You ruined my life.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, is funnier when he's pissed than Gus Johnson.
You have not watched Steve Dangle have you?
@@gosta4282 haha no but I will
@@bovineo really recommend "smart insider man" or "they lost to a zamboni driver'
Ashens.
AVGN
My favorite arcade game is Gus roulette, where you spin the wheel to see what Gus is gonna expose next
Drumsy my favorite arcade game is clicking on your vids and wondering what life lesson your gonna hide in it
i hope it’s he tiddies
He needs to check out Eddy Burback's channel. He is trying to get people to buy KISSING LESSONS.
*Lands on Gus Johnson* *has to expose self*
@@benjaminc3911 Don't forget the hints of racism
WINNING AN ENTIRE CAN OF BEANS AT A ARCADE (WE GOT KICKED OUT)
Dis nigga winning beans
could u gimme sum of those beans?
I'll click the link and won't even skip any ads if you change the video to _Eating_ an entire can of beans at an arcade (and getting kicked out.) That'd be hot and fresh content.
WINNING ENTIRE CAN OF PINTO BEANS FROM STACKER (WE FUCKING DIED 15 YEARS AGO CALL THE POLICE) | Long Dick Johnson's Cock Emporium [Ep. 69]
🅱️📧🅰️♑️💲
I graduate in December and I just spent the last three hours applying for jobs, I exhaustingly walked through my house to the kitchen to get a snack, noticing the piles of dishes and laundry ... I stopped and said to myself “you know what... I need a Gus break”
If you are a US citizen you can make a profile on USAJobs and get a government job with a guaranteed retirement. Also if you have a little spare money making a good LinkedIn profile can work wonders, and allow the right companies to see you and connect. Indeed is also good. If you are in a position to move, you can find a reasonable sized city, get a reasonably priced apartment; I would avoid moving somewhere like So Cal, or NY. But places like Colorado, Florida, Washington State of Texas are great options for getting a good start if you are fresh out of college. A lot of companies also advertise on LinkedIn with jobs that are tailored for (New Grads). If you can prepare properly for interviews, do a good amount of research and play to your strengths a lot of times, jobs will look past little to no experience. Even if they say they require a certain amount, if you u are good at something, and good at speaking good about yourself. You will have no problem.
Wish you the best in your endeavors!
@@SeanMacadelic yeah i was going to say the same.
Imagine trying to scam people on videos about an industry that’s lowkey designed to scam people
Highkey*
*good* *video*
I love you
*good comment*
Same to you
Davie, fancy seein you here
can we get some jamerson vids on your channel?
WHO IS CAMARA? BLESS HER SOUL REST IN PIECE
I'll do you one better. WHY is Camara?
Ethan Wells I’ll do you one better. What is Camara
Corwin Yip I’ll do you one better. Where is Camara?
Poor Camara :(
I'll do you one better,wHo is Camara?
Nobody:
Gus’s hands: ↗️➡️↘️↖️⬆️↙️🔁🔀
Shit was clean
He talks with his hands apparently
you forget the 🎹 🎹 🎹
10:30
did you know gus hates the nobody meme? So do I, try to be more funny next time
That moment when you actually are distant relatives with the guy who runs the "Joystick" channel and still completely agree with Gus's takedown.
Must be really weird lmao
12:43 hand movement like that shouldn't be humanly possible.
that's scary
Gus is a magician
It isn't. Gus is a god.
or at 4:00
It isnt, Gus isn’t human
I think his snap clap trick at 4:00 went under appreciated
Pretty dope
I need a 10 hour compilation
I agree
I mean, the clap trick at 4:54 also went under appreciated.
Kaleb Bowers Impossible.
Update: Clawkicker had a seizure and now sells Jesus. Yeah. He is like a YT preacher
I just saw that too. Guess he had to move on to the next con. Play arcades for Jesus kids! I'm also irritated at how much he said "literally" during his comeback video.
Fr he's disgusting.
Shouting away about his realization that "money doesn't matter" on his latest video, when he's a claw-machine channel of all things.
What
holy shit
*pun very intended*
Watching this late into covid and seeing Gus's excitement about his live shows is making me so sad
You think it's late into covid? It's been around 330 days for me bud.
Covid ain't going away anytime soon, it's not like it's scheduled to last for a year, and 5 months ago it said "hmm it's getting pretty late, better head out soon"
Do I have news for you
People who complain about not going places because of COVID never just go. You’re not at serious risk of death, so you’re making things worse for yourself on purpose, and then complaining.
Ouch
*jeffery Epstein kills himself while under suicide watch*
US: but what about the security cameras?
Government: camara died. Thx 4 watching!
Mate go to bed
Camera
Thanks for the laugh man 😂
@@mandc20022 camara
The Devil r/woooosh
Arcades: child casinos
Nice homestuck icon, fam.
In all seriousness it really is.
Legos: ikea for kids.
Ok its childish casino and im eating oreos in a parked car
@@forthejokesiguess.1897 na Ikea has missing pieces, Lego has extra pieces.
Gus: “Beware for an advertiseme-“
Ad: “Raid shadow legends!”
When I play hide and seek with my little cousin, all you have to do is tell her your not where you are and she won’t ever look there. Just to give you an idea of how gullible and naive little kids are
How old is she?
@@karolakkolo123 EDP445 is that you?
@@truereaper4572 no, why does everything always have to be either sexual or pedophilia? I know it's a joke, but I'm so tired of these bland jokes. I just asked because I was curious from a developmental/psychological perspective
@@karolakkolo123 ligma balls
@@truereaper4572 Band kid alert.
Gus says: “For the next twenty minutes”
But the video is 15 minutes long.
NOW WHO’S LYING, GUS??!
FullTiltMaster500 imagine being the exact channel that this video is talking about, and still completely missing the point.
3 A.M. Tweets Hahaha I love it
I would absolutely love to see an arcade channel where instead of some dude pretending to win prizes it's some kid who goes to ACTUAL arcades and gets pissed bc he can't get anything from them lmao
ill do it. better subscribe
@Thep Jup
I’ll be waiting :)
Try Matt3756. The only thing that I dont like is how he acts in a lot of the videos. Can get repetitive and annoying after a while. He does own his own arcade and machines but Im pretty sure he says whether or not that is the case in his videos. Also apparently hes done a couple videos with arcade warrior so whether or not Matt himself is fake idfk and granted I dont really care because I barely watch any of his videos.
@@SagwaTheChineseSaimeseCat I used to watch his videos a couple of years ago. I really liked them
Thep Jup We are still waiting
It saddens me that so many channels actually make honest content and put a lot of time into it and have like no subscribers, meanwhile these scams have millions of them
I can in fact support that because that's what I do honest work no clickbait, no scams just regular gaming videos
Imagine when it said "Camara died" it was actually his friend called Camara who passed away.
like and subscribe for camara's death
Just discovered this guy, and I’ve been missing out all this time.
Samesies
Same
Same here!!
Same, welcome to the party friend.
Welcome to the party pal! Same
Whos camera and why did he die? :(
camara
rest in piece camara, we didn’t know who you were, but we were still sad from your passing
wait do they mean the camera they were recording wi-
edit: grammar mistake
edit 2: fixed the spelling of “camara”
My nigga here asking the REAL questions.
He was my father
Tywin Lannister don’t say that please
Him: “I’m an Android user.”
Also him: *Displays Apple laptop*
Only an android user would call it "Apple Laptop".
@@GeorgiaOverdrive only an apple user would know exactly what it is.
It's almost as if it's possible to own a macbook without owning an iphone as well! Shocking, I know! /s
@@edgibbs2794 no, apple comes over to your house every day after you buy a MacBook to force you to buy all their other devices so that you become invested in their ecosystem. We had to get a restraining order after my sister got her laptop
Signing in as someone who still has a MacBook, but only Android phones. :(
1:58 sounds like the beginning of the Super Mario theme. you’re welcome.
"HOW TO WIN A CLAW MACHINE EVERYTIME"
**proceeds to take the claw machine apart**
*smashes the machine with a hammer*
or maybe just buying a claw machine...
The CLAAAAAW
@Britbong
TheClaaaw's gonna getcha!
TheClaw is *not* your friend!
“Who’s that girl?”
You, Gus. The prettiest girl.
Wholesome
yeah we always knew he would come out of the closet!
"Sun's nice and bright."
**Points at the Claw Machine**
"Sky's nice and blue."
**Turns his head over to the wall**
i won the stacker game once... it wouldn't let me choose my prize and of course i try to contact the vendor and he never called me back
Some literally get their buddies to dress in mix matched "security" uniforms and "kick them out" with cringy acting
Gus only does research when he truly hates something.
Interestingly, ClawBoss switched up his content entirely and now makes videos about his life as a school bus driver and actually found more success from that than clickbaity claw machine videos.
Oh yeah,he does,I always wondered about his name lool
Probably changed it up out of fear of lawsuits and fines.
He still kinda click baits just not as bad. Like the illegal bus hack actually isn’t illegal.
I find his school bus videos really fun to watch honestly, I've learned more about buses than I ever thought I needed to know.
@@ZombieGoddessxi You can't get in legal trouble for click bait
My wife looked at the screen and just stated "he looks sooo Swedish"
Gustav and his brother Sven might give it away.
It's awesome to see you doing so well Gus
When are you guys gonna collab?
Donut Operator nice to see you are well cultured
Disown the nra as the lobbyist cesspool it is already.
@@tbg2735 No Donut Operator is not cultured, he has tattoos* and eats cats.
(*He was a sailor, he has an excuse for the tats, but I still can't find an excuse for his cat farm or any apologies)
Are you here just to see the mustache @Donut ?
Gus: “Do you guys care that you’re lying to people just for views?”
Arcade channels: “Well yes. But actually no”
3 hours ago
300 likes..
Below average comment
Suspicions suspicions
@@vaultrant2499 whoosh
Vault Rant lol, it’s a trending meme though, that’s probably why it’s getting likes
When he said “this is an advertisement” and I thought he meant the sponsorship, but then an actual ad hit
Wow, thank you Gus, I'm only 3, and I very much appreciate the forewarning that's you were going to advertise to my young impressionable brain. If you had not, warned me, I wouldn't fallen right into the advertisement trap!
What?
3 and writing big sentences eh?
@@NelsonWin he’s a smart young boy
This is the spirtual remake of content cop, i love it
a mix of idubzz & raggedy dan
Jorgito 😂
Should start a series called to catch a click-baiter, that's how you fix the problem. lol
That would be like 90% of youtubers, 99% for youtubers that have over 100,000 subscribers.
Take a seat. Gus Johnson here.
That’s kinda corny. I like the Chris Hanson reference, still corny.
*NETFLIX* would like to know your location
I just re-watched this and I finally understood... We were all wrong! Those are NOT click-bait videos!
Look... CZcams is kinda like a big giant claw machine, right? And the millions views it's kinda like the winning prizes... Right?
So they actually did exactly what their titles are saying! They played the CZcams claw game... and they won! That's it!
Case close... NEXT!
“Next 20 minutes”
Me: seeing that the vid is like 15 mins long
Me: “ Wait a minute “
Actually wait 5 minutes, that way it will be 20 mins long
@@sprb4725 Hey, you stole my joke that I didn't make yet
@@PremiumCheeses that's the best take on "I wanted to make that joke" I have ever heard
6:00 love how you actually liked the video.
Hello Joseph how's Trotsky
@@nielk. Pretty sure he's dead
Technically, they did make *a lot* of money from playing claw
But still clickbait
69th like
@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 congrats
@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 nice
@@gggffhgtahcdcf5thffhxdnf15 The joke is they made the money from CZcams by clickbaiting.
This better not be about Jablinski, Gus
Better not be gus
No gaming video this week :(
Jack black is exploiting children just like they are to an extent if you think about it
Attention all 9 year old gamers! Jablinski Games needs your help! Ninja has stolen his delgado computer. Will you help him find it?
Yeah that’s what I was worried about at first but it’s all good.
Gus is the ONLY person I will sit through an advertisement for.
Same, he and LTT in general
I mean i thoroughly enjoy Arcade Matt. He doesn't really clickbait and is honest with his titles and descriptions. And it's kinda fun to watch him nerd out every time he plays a game. Just seems very genuine.
Those channel names though
*CLAWBOSS*
CARSON CLAWS
CLAW KICKER
ARCADE WARRIOR
_ClawTuber_
Claw kicker has even more fucked issues, been following him for awhile, Tons or click bait, lots of lying
These guys don’t sound like youtubers, they sound like game bosses
The first 3 are the final bosses in the Crab Warrior trilogy. You are a crab fighting even bigger crabs.
PornClaw
@@ModeratelyTrumpet sound like my hand
RIP Camara, he was good man, gone too soon
DDouble you mean SHE was a good man.
@@jmcman6104 good womun
James McManus Honestly she was the best man. The world will miss her.
Learn to spell camera
DDouble ...what a rotten way to die
''Get ready for an adverti-'' *GETS AN AD*
Their claw machines: lifts 5 pound Macbook.
Our claw machines: can't lift 1 pound stuffed animal.
_Haircut Johnson is better than Gus Johnson_
I get my reliable daily news from Gloria Borgers at Pew News and my entertainment news from Haircut Johnson.
I'm something of an intellectual myself.
ur a domino channel how did you get here
Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get controversial in here
ItsTreesAndDen Gloria's an opinionated bitch. Poppy Harlow's better she's a professional
@@gryla5290 u lil shit!
Everyone knows that poppy borger and gloria harlow are the best!
Ironically, some of the most sleazy content on CZcams comes from the “kid friendly” channels.
The Shiny Snivy well advertising to kids is already pretty sleazy, weird how CZcams likes those channels the most
Kids don't know enough to report these videos, and not enough adults watch them to report them
That's not ironic. Scammers always go after Kids and Elderly. And with CZcams prioritizing kid friendly content, and older folks don't using that much of CZcams, it's totally expected
at the end when he was saying the ad warning, i thought he meant the ads that CZcams put there. that timed up perfectly. i didnt know he meant the sponsorship
These rants are just golden
*_Gus being CZcams's acceptable, wise stepfather for 15 minutes and 27 seconds_*
Høuston wow
Misleading children: CZcams sleeps
Use a swear word: Demonetized!
CZcamsr: ...latex gloves
CZcams: DID SOMEONE SAY CONDOMS
When Gus said get ready for a ad I got an actual ad right on point.
You’re the only CZcamsr that doesn’t make me skip the sponsored segments
"winning money frOM THE CLAW MASHCHINE?!"
my ears dude
*Says he's going to talk about a subject for 20 minutes*
*Video ends before 16 minutes*
This channel is a scam.
This is the comment I was looking for lol
No one fucking cares mate
@@aidanbae6162 Yeah but this is CZcams so if someone makes at least 1 mistake you are obligated to comment and point it out.
It was 15:27 so this comment was a scam.
@@aidanbae6162 wooosh
I appreciate this type of content. More desk vids. Love the desk vids.
Love the quick cuts to smashing the piano keys.
0:00 is when the video starts, thank me later
Tysm
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
I don't know where you've been or what you have done to get that information, but you are a hero
Wait holy shit really? Thanks man!
Omg tysm I needed that
this was amazing thanks for exposing them
my friend and i once went to an arcade and saw one of the youtubers you mentioned filming a video, walking around and yelling. when we got home we found the video and tried to find ourselves in the background. it was the highlight of our day lol
Gus's ad reads are better than most people's videos.
Elijah Evans I actually really like when Gus (or Drew Gooden + Danny Gonzalez) get sponsorships because their ads are so funny
@@elizabethdesruisseau7826 what about Leon Lush?
NWO turned my frog gay with chemicals I don’t watch him much lol so idk
Objectively true
I hate watching ads. That being said, I would watch the shit out of ads if Gus did more of them.
Who this new person? It looks like Gus but with shorter hair.
It's his ugly cousin Bus
Professional haircut for live show
Is it Sven?
This guy should collaborate with gus
Must be a new host
When he said get ready for an advertisement, I got hit with a monster ad 😂
Rip Camara. I bet she was a lovely lady.
7:35 "You're gonna try to tell me that the camera died right at the most important truth-telling part?"
...
>Epstein has left the chat.
I won an iPhone X on a claw machine, I can't tell you how my computers going do shut dow
CZcams: *im gonna pretend I didn’t see that*
Lol an ad started playing right when you said get ready for an advertisement
RIP Camara 😭😭
A loving mother that will be missed!
This funny, funny make me laugh, good funny!
oh yea yea
rip in rest camara
it death
9:14
I lost it at that finger wiggle
That overwhelmed face at the title screen was too good
I’m so glad I don’t get recommended to this arcade videos anymore. I know this was awhile ago, but thanks Gus for being so perceptive on issues like this👍
I love when he calls channels/people out. Gus is the best
nice “New Girl” reference 👌🗿
@Jasiel Rosas Almeida how bout no
@Eduard Ene me or daniel
@@darraghbrowne8478 yes
🗿
“Schmidt” happens
the taping the microphone to the microphone is so hilarious I nearly died
I actually got a DS lite from like $500 in arcade tickets
Damn a $100 game console that only cost you $500? You sure cleaned them out!
@@JaredConnell ya 100-500=-400
Seems like he did clean house... his house but he did clean house
Congratulations! At least it was fun!
@@JaredConnell ikr. This is why I just get a bit of candy and give the rest of my tickets to my siblings.
Basically everything else is a scam.
Camara died. Thanks for watching!
RIP Camara, I don't know who she is but she deserved better.
R.I.P. Camara 2019-2019
I knew Camara. good man.
I went to school with camara he drove a camaro and was a photographer too young😢
Cody Jones This didn’t make me laugh but I recognize that it’s fucking hilarious.
@@quintenpena693 I admire your honesty
@@quintenpena693 This is probably the most honest comment I've seen today
When Gus said "get ready for an advertisement" an ad played.
4:00 idk why, but this lil move was so satisfying.
Well I wish this video came out a week ago. I just spent $13,000 on a claw machine trying to get rolled up irregular t-shirt of The Rock.
Good investment. WORTHIT
Be careful Gus, Jablinski Games might notice you :/
Ride one more duck and you’ll see the wrath of lord farquad
Stop fucking ducks
@@TehBudWhisperer stop ducking ducks
Lol
4:06 you get so into it lmao your contents so wholesome
When you were saying that the audible stuff was an ad, CZcams shoved in a hidden midroll ad
Gus, can you do a comedy show in my room
thankyou god bless
Your channel is so dead you have 8 likes
@@safir2241 wHy YoU gOtTa Be So RuDe
GioFilms hey can you stop stretching videos out to ten minutes??
@@flavorfulsoups hey can you JUST ENJOY THE DAMN VIDEO
MC Squared sorry, don’t especially like it when content creators manipulate their audience.
There was a guy that “won a truck” from a claw machine
9:13 you are literally god of comedy. I love this Channel
"Watching the first film and not the third film" had me rolling