Mobile Game Companies: YouTube's Worst Sponsors

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  • @eddyw282
    @eddyw282 Před 5 lety +29921

    This whole video with the gun waving around I felt like I was being robbed by an ex youtuber explaining why he needed my money

    • @caz.2000
      @caz.2000 Před 5 lety +1123

      It feels like you're tied to a chair and he's explaining why he's holding you for ransom

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 Před 5 lety +560

      Actually as an italian-american it was kinda relaxing to have a gun waved in my face.

    • @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato
      @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato Před 5 lety +328

      The whole video I feel like I’m visiting America

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 Před 5 lety +63

      Skinned, fried and cut up potatoes ah yes, those gun toting southerners always waving guns around. Very common and serious problem.

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify Před 5 lety +16

      Me too, and somehow I liked it

  • @awesumdood3994
    @awesumdood3994 Před 4 lety +6467

    I love how this was made before all the Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorships dominated CZcams.

    • @MrPrice-bb2gn
      @MrPrice-bb2gn Před 3 lety +47

      r/cringeytopia

    • @natesal5037
      @natesal5037 Před 3 lety +226

      fjf sjdnx ok boomer

    • @taejoonkim5122
      @taejoonkim5122 Před 3 lety +14

      George Washington dude chill, it’s just an opinion

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 Před 3 lety +60

      George Washington - i think the exact same things. Let’s be friends.

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. Před 3 lety +135

      @George Washington Damn George, you beat his ass as hard as the Brits

  • @mr.peppermint9531
    @mr.peppermint9531 Před 3 lety +3612

    The constant "hostage" feeling throughout this video is surprisingly comforting

    • @DXNE_XIII
      @DXNE_XIII Před 3 lety +33

      Right omg its worrying

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 Před 3 lety +66

      Makes you feel wanted

    • @crimvevo
      @crimvevo Před 3 lety +103

      stockholm syndrome is really kickin in huh?

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 Před 3 lety +21

      Stockholm syndrome

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 Před 3 lety +12

      It's like someone is in control and knows what they are doing for the greater good.

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk Před 3 lety +783

    "An emotional story about how poker has influenced your life"
    oof they didn't think that one through

    • @frankroquemore4946
      @frankroquemore4946 Před 3 lety +9

      Underrated comment

    • @cry8964
      @cry8964 Před 2 lety +1

      isn't he just making an example

    • @vihaandas4346
      @vihaandas4346 Před 2 lety +11

      @@cry8964 no, he is using an actual email he got, which has some oddly worded phrases

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 Před 2 lety +41

      Poker got me from a mansion in the hills with 3 kids to a shack in the woods and 2 1/2 kids

    • @greenleafnerfing4749
      @greenleafnerfing4749 Před 2 lety

      Oh dear...

  • @shawnthompson2303
    @shawnthompson2303 Před 3 lety +3142

    "Guys, we're just having a casual conversation!"
    *points gun at me for whole video*

    • @haywood12
      @haywood12 Před 3 lety +54

      With a finger on the trigger

    • @redberry6395
      @redberry6395 Před 3 lety +18

      Yes, that’s the joke, very good

    • @flyingsquirrel64
      @flyingsquirrel64 Před 3 lety +29

      The most concerning part is that it doesn't have an orange tip

    • @Agrape35654
      @Agrape35654 Před 3 lety +8

      Shooting it randomly as well

    • @Schzercro
      @Schzercro Před 3 lety +3

      Allan Haywood *trigger safety*

  • @jolenealday492
    @jolenealday492 Před 3 lety +5713

    I feel like I’m being held hostage while the kidnapper rants about his job to me

    • @unstableturtleduck
      @unstableturtleduck Před 3 lety +83

      I think that's the point

    • @zelixleo5
      @zelixleo5 Před 3 lety +12

      I was gonna like this comment but it literally got 666 likes. Let's keep it there

    • @unstableturtleduck
      @unstableturtleduck Před 3 lety +16

      @@zelixleo5 you know full well it's not going to. I'm definitely not changing it to 667 rn

    • @zelixleo5
      @zelixleo5 Před 3 lety +2

      @@unstableturtleduck lol now it's at 668 😂

    • @TooFarBeyond
      @TooFarBeyond Před 3 lety +7

      Changed it to 669, nice

  • @these_baguettes2935
    @these_baguettes2935 Před 2 lety +420

    POV: your kidnapper complains about his life because you're the only one who listens.

  • @ohowjuicy
    @ohowjuicy Před 3 lety +1374

    This game is retroactively sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @andrewcroce8177
      @andrewcroce8177 Před 3 lety +15

      But before we get intae the Mad Lad...

    • @itprobablyisazza4203
      @itprobablyisazza4203 Před 3 lety +6

      @@andrewcroce8177 it's yae boi raid shadow legends

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke Před 3 lety

      @@itprobablyisazza4203 its ya boi.... uh..... SKINNY SHADOWS

    • @marcoa.7235
      @marcoa.7235 Před 3 lety +2

      You do realize that you merely typing the game's name and posting it on a random comment section/website is exactly what they want right?
      no, of course you don't.

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke Před 3 lety

      @@marcoa.7235 and you talking about it, ergo spreading it further and giving this attention is also what they want. we have no escape. deal with it

  • @wilurbean
    @wilurbean Před 4 lety +5154

    Creepy mustache ✔
    Gun pointed at the camera ✔
    Existential dread behind the eyes ✔
    Meta content ✔
    Yeah boi I subscribed

  • @OurEyesAreYetToOpen
    @OurEyesAreYetToOpen Před 4 lety +7484

    This video looks like the weirdest final villain speech ever

  • @dwightschrute3862
    @dwightschrute3862 Před 3 lety +664

    I feel like I’m being held captive by a homeless and dementia ridden man.

    • @elizabethridenbaugh7731
      @elizabethridenbaugh7731 Před 3 lety +10

      it shouldnt be hard for you to escape

    • @Zman44444
      @Zman44444 Před 3 lety +14

      Dwight, you’ve failed. What happened to having weapons around you at all times? Did you forget about the blowpipe in the toilet cistern?
      I thought you had a grenade somewhere in the office... is the bobble head a grenade?
      You’ve disgraced yourself, your family, and the Schrute farm by being held captive. Now Moes will have your beet farm.

    • @dwightschrute3862
      @dwightschrute3862 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Zman44444 they made me get rid of them even though I saved Jim from Roy!

    • @SniperScav
      @SniperScav Před 3 lety +1

      Ya like chemistry

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium Před 2 lety +3

      Well he is 100% susceptible to early onset Alzheimer’s

  • @swampdoggie
    @swampdoggie Před 3 lety +371

    "But then poker got my life back on track!" - said nobody ever lol

    • @demonalivefornow9680
      @demonalivefornow9680 Před 3 lety +10

      Unless you're Walter White, and it's your alibi for a while.

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb Před 2 lety

      No, a lot of people say it actually.
      But they’re also in denial and heavily in debt out of addiction.

  • @jerryrl11
    @jerryrl11 Před 4 lety +3801

    i have never been so entertained while being held at gunpoint

    • @shriyastuti4822
      @shriyastuti4822 Před 3 lety +58

      so uve been held at gunpoint before?

    • @wheatstack5018
      @wheatstack5018 Před 3 lety +14

      Yes

    • @mankyrat6937
      @mankyrat6937 Před 3 lety +16

      I have there was a dancing monkey with a gun

    • @shh11111
      @shh11111 Před 3 lety +7

      Theres something intriguing about the way he holds the gun at us

    • @paintleg9436
      @paintleg9436 Před 3 lety +4

      Nah I got held at gunpoint by a comedian

  • @srishti5711
    @srishti5711 Před 4 lety +5953

    CZcamsr : "This video is sponsored by RAID: Shad-"
    Me: *furiously taps the right side of the screen*

    • @B10KPlaysGames
      @B10KPlaysGames Před 4 lety +355

      Yessir. Without the 10-second skip button, i wouldn't be living right now lol

    • @pee7080
      @pee7080 Před 4 lety +47

      for me im on pc so its my right arrow lmao
      i do have a touchscreen laptop tho
      so i know whatchu mean

    • @B10KPlaysGames
      @B10KPlaysGames Před 4 lety +117

      @@pee7080 it's actually the J and K buttons for 10 second skips. The arrow keys are for the 5 second skips.

    • @fabiankehrer3645
      @fabiankehrer3645 Před 4 lety +10

      @@B10KPlaysGames True, but on my phone it's a double tap so it's kinda the same.

    • @B10KPlaysGames
      @B10KPlaysGames Před 4 lety +16

      @@fabiankehrer3645 yeah i know on phones you have to double tap to do 10 second skips lol

  • @notjustashow
    @notjustashow Před 3 lety +116

    "You seem like a classy bunch of people."
    Thanks, I wore shoes on both feet today, glad someone noticed.

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb Před 2 lety +2

      I put my shirt on with the right side out, I’m glad someone acknowledges my efforts.

  • @him050
    @him050 Před 3 lety +676

    A history channel called Lindybeige was sponsored by the dollar shave club and he just spent 5 minutes roasting all their products in the box they sent him. It was hilarious.

    • @lucasdelapaz
      @lucasdelapaz Před 3 lety +33

      Lloyd is a legend.

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried Před 3 lety +10

      whoa!! another history nerd in the wild! fook ye!

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena Před 3 lety +7

      I need to see that video. What was it called?

    • @thegingerx
      @thegingerx Před 3 lety +17

      just checked him out because of this comment!! holy shit his ad had me cracking up. will def be watching more of him lmao

    • @lucaprado544
      @lucaprado544 Před 3 lety +17

      All Lloyd ads are absolutely fantastic, he actually presents the products his own way, making it interesting and usually pretty funny, no predefined fake scripts. Plus his sponsors are somewhat relevant, or at least just not absolutely random like videos that Raid sponsor.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Před 5 lety +16478

    thats why i only take sponsorships from dark web human trafficking rings

    • @anthonypalumbo9756
      @anthonypalumbo9756 Před 5 lety +549

      Cyranek
      I know who you are, but I've never seen a single one of your videos.

    • @mariegp5021
      @mariegp5021 Před 5 lety +22

      Cyranek bruh

    • @elliseberwein8786
      @elliseberwein8786 Před 5 lety +29

      god arrives

    • @ScubesFTW
      @ScubesFTW Před 5 lety +92

      Seems more ethical

    • @gavin6718
      @gavin6718 Před 5 lety +52

      Cyranek how do you put a sponsorship into a meme. I'm sorry buddy but us meme creators have it difficult.

  • @TheRockBoS
    @TheRockBoS Před 4 lety +3364

    This video has been sponsored by Nord: Shadow VPN.

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 Před 4 lety +157

      Nord Shadow VPN Geek Legends Manscaped City Shave Club.

    • @VIPandalicious
      @VIPandalicious Před 4 lety +38

      Join now and get one free 6☆Server

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 Před 4 lety +33

      @@VIPandalicious With my code "69" at checkout.

    • @h.pthing
      @h.pthing Před 4 lety +10

      You mean
      Nord shadow tanks

    • @yizzz7086
      @yizzz7086 Před 4 lety +7

      Brodown 64 don’t forget lords mobile

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Před 3 lety +44

    Every time I hear the word "epic" in an ad for an app, I think "ah man, they were really unreasonable about the specific words and quotes they required"

  • @york9283
    @york9283 Před 3 lety +291

    “It’s not fun to push things on other people” he says while pointing a glock at you

    • @lexthebreacher
      @lexthebreacher Před 3 lety +45

      It’s a beretta m9

    • @york9283
      @york9283 Před 3 lety +18

      @@lexthebreacher any and every pistol is a glock if you’re American enough

    • @thetallone7605
      @thetallone7605 Před 3 lety +49

      @@york9283 I disagree. A true American can identify guns on sight. It's part of our religion.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Před 3 lety +1

      Very deliberate

    • @d33p345
      @d33p345 Před 3 lety +5

      its an m9 REEEEEEEEEEE

  • @jeremyfaella999
    @jeremyfaella999 Před 3 lety +2352

    POV: You're being held captive by a crazy man who needs a raise.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 Před 3 lety +50

      there’s a story arc in this:
      1. He explains why he is holding you hostage ( terrible ads)
      2. He goes on to brandish a gun and become more unstable, firing his Beretta M9 more and more. And his handling becomes worse with it.
      3.he tries to get you to give money to him, but he realize she tied you up and shoots you in the head, ending the video to show further evidence of the murder.

    • @noirpxp_9751
      @noirpxp_9751 Před 3 lety +5

      Kind of stolen

    • @quinnsmithy8778
      @quinnsmithy8778 Před 3 lety +2

      i couldnt like your comment, im sorry... it was at 777 :3

    • @noirpxp_9751
      @noirpxp_9751 Před 3 lety +2

      @@quinnsmithy8778 I liked it for you so go ahead

    • @thatoneguy1426
      @thatoneguy1426 Před 3 lety +2

      This is exactly what I was gonna comment

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower Před 4 lety +1738

    The gun in his hand at all times is incredibly accurate to what it feels like to sit through mobile game ads, sponsorship or otherwise.

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 Před 4 lety +9

      300-I.Q. Prower it makes me wanna turn the gun around or go find who ever thought it was a good, to go find EVERY CZcamsR AND SAY THE CURSED WORDS
      RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @alhassirakhdugani5813
      @alhassirakhdugani5813 Před 4 lety +3

      300-I.Q. Prower bro, that’s the most apt description I’ve ever heard lol. Underrated comment

    • @CSEabdulalimkhan
      @CSEabdulalimkhan Před 4 lety

      Using ad blocker is like pulling the trigger

  • @jedidahfrederick2025
    @jedidahfrederick2025 Před 3 lety +30

    i love the fact that gus is casually holding a gun, pointing at you and shooting it almost the entire time

  • @thndr_5468
    @thndr_5468 Před 3 lety +19

    9:48 I'm continually impressed with gus's improv abilities

  • @surrealentertainment
    @surrealentertainment Před 5 lety +5592

    Why is this guy holding a gun to my head

    • @yolodeath6950
      @yolodeath6950 Před 5 lety +409

      surreal entertainment cause he knows what you did

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 5 lety +228

      surreal entertainment *because you make nightmares*

    • @ax2bxc
      @ax2bxc Před 5 lety +38

      Your own surreal stuff became his dreams...

    • @lukehillman7480
      @lukehillman7480 Před 5 lety +41

      No man its just the microphone.

    • @troler7147
      @troler7147 Před 5 lety +1

      he hates surreal

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 Před 3 lety +2221

    POV: you’re a hostage in guses basement

  • @willpacker2239
    @willpacker2239 Před 3 lety +148

    I think internet historian makes the best content out of his ads. He’s made an entire cinematic universe out of ads and they are so entertaining.

  • @nd3734
    @nd3734 Před 2 lety +9

    I love that the video literally shows you how much more effective it is for brands to give creators more control

  • @Nickmeiser
    @Nickmeiser Před 5 lety +680

    Ads really are annoying
    But you know what’s not annoying?
    Playing war robots, it’s an action packed strategic mobile game in which you and your team must defeat the opposing force.
    Sponsored by war robots.

    • @JeithKarrett
      @JeithKarrett Před 5 lety +58

      What's that? Oh! War robots, you say? Man, war robots saved my life! I was broke, STUPID and, well, more improtantly, DEPRESSED! But then I discovered WAR ROBOTS and it made me forget about all my troubles!

    • @Chickenbowser
      @Chickenbowser Před 5 lety +16

      Sign up now with promocode: JusGohnson and get 5000 extra gears and an epic lvl robot to crush your opponents!

    • @r3digit
      @r3digit Před 5 lety +14

      @@Chickenbowser I think we're too late in the party man,But do you know what's never too late? Playing war robots on your mobile device!

    • @akshathsb4601
      @akshathsb4601 Před 5 lety +17

      Ok this joke is getting kinda boring and repetitive ,unlike the brand new mobile game WAR ROBOTS where you unlock different levels at different stages . Download the app NOW!!!

  • @eensuckup4391
    @eensuckup4391 Před 3 lety +1900

    POV: You're being held captive by a Bond villian while he tells you his tragic backstory

  • @Jackson-cw8hh
    @Jackson-cw8hh Před 3 lety +18

    POV:
    You are being held at gunpoint while he rants about his job

  • @Prince_Sidon
    @Prince_Sidon Před 2 lety +17

    Eventhough Gus was holding me hostage, I was surprisingly comfortable throughout the whole thing.

  • @CaptainCocaine
    @CaptainCocaine Před 5 lety +2022

    *Mobile game company:* dedicate the first 75% of your video to our lies.
    *Gun company:* Just wave around a cheap replica at the camera while you do you.

  • @mwuhahahahaaa854
    @mwuhahahahaaa854 Před 4 lety +1876

    The gun wasn’t part of the joke you know, there’s a camera man behind that camera looking very, very nervous

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 3 lety +56

      You film, and your family will be just fine...... just.... fine

    • @vitalentertainment1885
      @vitalentertainment1885 Před 3 lety +1

      Ion think its real

    • @gmx0413
      @gmx0413 Před 3 lety +6

      Its airsoft or maybe bb gun because you can see the gas valve on the base of the mag, I play airsoft so I'm not too sure about bb guns

    • @jallebabz4453
      @jallebabz4453 Před 3 lety +6

      @@gmx0413 r/woosh

    • @msi_i_chad3061
      @msi_i_chad3061 Před 3 lety +2

      No that's a whoosh alright

  • @handlessuck589
    @handlessuck589 Před 3 lety +25

    "Dispatch i've got a 10-51 12031 holding me up here, let the judge know he speaking facts and to reduce his sentence."

  • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
    @RobocopStealerOfFridges Před 2 lety +12

    "And don't forget: this rant is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, the most ambitious RPG project of 2019."

  • @WhoIsJohnCleland
    @WhoIsJohnCleland Před 4 lety +2793

    You seem like an unhappy person. Might I recommend that you play RAID: Shadow Legends?

    • @levirosenlieb7798
      @levirosenlieb7798 Před 4 lety +115

      John Cleland one of the most ambitious and amazing game ever made?!

    • @Cometags
      @Cometags Před 4 lety +103

      Levi Rosenlieb AND I can use the code in the description for 1 free champion and 50000 silver??

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 Před 4 lety +74

      With stunning award-winning graphics, collect amzaing heroes and more

    • @ethanl.9725
      @ethanl.9725 Před 4 lety +54

      And the new tag team arenas

    • @TheBest-cs7qg
      @TheBest-cs7qg Před 4 lety +50

      It’s in the top 3 on the play store!

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 Před 3 lety +2325

    Oh man, this was pre Raid Shadow Legends and Raycon

    • @neilsiegman3270
      @neilsiegman3270 Před 3 lety +135

      Raycon seems less heinous

    • @vitagummies
      @vitagummies Před 3 lety +46

      and honey

    • @AnthonyTrudeau
      @AnthonyTrudeau Před 3 lety +33

      Raycons sell themselves boi.

    • @randomnesshappens7844
      @randomnesshappens7844 Před 3 lety +10

      Well at least honey isn’t complete shit

    • @neilsiegman3270
      @neilsiegman3270 Před 3 lety +2

      Genocide is fun yeah I kind of took the cool aid on that one, they were like 60 so it wasn’t too bad, and they’re better than my broke pods

  • @annamauer5011
    @annamauer5011 Před 2 lety +6

    “It’s not fun to have to push things on other people” he says while making sure the gun was still pointing at me before moving on

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 Před 3 lety +14

    “You got the crust, the sauce, and the cheese and shit..”
    Me: yo man, I’m not sure what you’re on about. Just stop pointing the gun at me. I can give you whatever you want.

  • @CrazyBorisProduction
    @CrazyBorisProduction Před 5 lety +5402

    Wait, they pay you in money? The most I've ever been offered is 20 forehead kisses.

    • @Will80085
      @Will80085 Před 5 lety +265

      Crazy Boris Productions 20 whole forehead kisses!? I need to find a better agent.

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 Před 5 lety +7

      Poor Boris. :c

    • @generationfallout5189
      @generationfallout5189 Před 5 lety +56

      Trade you some real money for a portion of your forehead kisses?

    • @jorgelegarreta8249
      @jorgelegarreta8249 Před 5 lety +7

      Crazy Boris Productions wow I didn’t expected to see Boris here

    • @PukingDoubleRainbows
      @PukingDoubleRainbows Před 5 lety +33

      I’m so lonely at this point i would do anything for some forehead kisses

  • @whichDude
    @whichDude Před 4 lety +5898

    I only feel safe playing RAID SHADOW LEGENDS from behind NORD VPN to keep my data safe. I also listen to AUDIBLE while playing when I am not trying to better myself with SKILLSHARE.

    • @Hitoshuratdn
      @Hitoshuratdn Před 4 lety +478

      While eating food that I personally made from BLUE APRON.

    • @neelk7445
      @neelk7445 Před 4 lety +426

      @@Hitoshuratdn after shaving from dollarShave club

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle Před 4 lety +425

      Dont forget to make a website documenting your experience with SQUARESPACE

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood Před 4 lety +211

      Matt Petty forget square space, use wix.com with easy to use templates, then hope on over to flying gorilla 2

    • @tomatoactual1340
      @tomatoactual1340 Před 4 lety +143

      while signing in with dashlane

  • @MooseManh
    @MooseManh Před 3 lety +7

    pov:a man in his mid 30s threatens you with a gun while he rants about his job

  • @aviatorjames512
    @aviatorjames512 Před 2 lety +4

    It’s even more horrifying when you’ve taken gun safety and his finger was on the trigger the entire time. With the gun pointed straight at you, 70% of the time.

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 Před 2 lety +1

      Haha I was thinking the same but I know gus knows how to use a gun safely it might be fake even

    • @aviatorjames512
      @aviatorjames512 Před 2 lety

      @@katc2040 pretty sure it’s a fake one tho

  • @wesleyvane4478
    @wesleyvane4478 Před 3 lety +1626

    I love how his finger is on the trigger the whole time.

    • @nyah3903
      @nyah3903 Před 3 lety +62

      If we try to click off he shoots

    • @Tastyburger-xr2zj
      @Tastyburger-xr2zj Před 3 lety +9

      lol imagine he fell over and bam, now i can finally click off without getting shot

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 Před 3 lety +17

      Non-texan detected

    • @lilturkey5406
      @lilturkey5406 Před 3 lety +26

      I know it's fake and all but seeing his finger on the trigger makes me cringe a little, mainly because of the safety course I had to take before I could get my FOID card.

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 Před 3 lety +3

      He taped it

  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez Před 5 lety +9529

    Julian Smith AND Doug Dimadome in the same game mode?!? I gotta download this app

    • @kcat420
      @kcat420 Před 5 lety +84

      salad Danny's not Greg, I'm Greg. Danny is Danny. Are you Greg? If not, GTFO

    • @carsonlynch83
      @carsonlynch83 Před 5 lety +31

      Danny Gonzalez dad

    • @carsonlynch83
      @carsonlynch83 Před 5 lety +25

      Hi dad

    • @Midgedwood
      @Midgedwood Před 5 lety +34

      This guy drinks hot koolaid

    • @danniboi9972
      @danniboi9972 Před 5 lety +30

      AND Double Dipstick Baby Drop Pop. #greggang4lyfe

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 Před 3 lety +7

    "Everybody knows, it's not fun to have to push things on other people"
    *says as he's pointing a gun at the screen*

  • @salazarmtg947
    @salazarmtg947 Před 2 lety +2

    as a copywriter at an advertising agency, I fucking wish more ads could go down like this

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 Před 4 lety +1330

    I feel like I'm in a hostage situation with an unstable CZcamsr explaining how the system is out to get him.

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher Před 5 lety +3146

    Forreal though, at that point why don't they just give you a legit commercial that you wedge into your video? Like "Hey Gus I'll give you $500 if you stick this 30 second ad we made in your vid. Lemme know if it's chill or nah thanks." I'd be more open to that to be honest.

    • @Cypeq
      @Cypeq Před 5 lety +384

      Tell me how the app changed your life or I won't believe you.

    • @mooulkadi8129
      @mooulkadi8129 Před 5 lety +14

      All of 'em too lazy for that

    • @davidberry7115
      @davidberry7115 Před 5 lety +68

      because they think people are stupid enough to not realize it's an ad if it doesn't look like a 30 second tv spot. TBF if that is there target demo....

    • @mav9987
      @mav9987 Před 5 lety +91

      People developed a trust for the people that they're watching. If the person that they're watching is trying to sell them something, then they're more likely to succumb to buying it, rather than some random ass ad. It's like a celebrity trying to sell you Nike shoes.

    • @pumpkinslice3262
      @pumpkinslice3262 Před 5 lety

      I've actually seen that done a few times

  • @funnyvalentine6394
    @funnyvalentine6394 Před 3 lety +1

    7:00 I love how the slide isn't even moving back

  • @manthangrover1202
    @manthangrover1202 Před 3 lety +6

    me: the internet isn't that dangerous
    The Internet :

  • @valval5433
    @valval5433 Před 5 lety +3419

    *GUS: "iTs nOt fUn tO pUsh tHiNgs oN oTher PeopLe"*
    *ALSO GUS: *IS HOLDING A GUN AT YOU TO LISTEN**

    • @megalodon11x23
      @megalodon11x23 Před 5 lety +85

      @Johan Jacobs r/woooooosh

    • @infinitemonkeytheorem4327
      @infinitemonkeytheorem4327 Před 5 lety +24

      Hello dumb idiot that's the joke of the video

    • @valval5433
      @valval5433 Před 5 lety +24

      wOw I neEded yOu GusYs tO PoInt thaT oUt wOaH tHankS. IDIDKDMMDMDMD

    • @rp003.0
      @rp003.0 Před 4 lety +9

      I feel like the woooosh joke is getting a little obnoxious like people who post it pretend to be part of a superior group that despises people that don't get jokes or ask a question or whatever

    • @valval5433
      @valval5433 Před 4 lety +6

      @@rp003.0 but its still valuable to point things out

  • @ephyzehring2556
    @ephyzehring2556 Před 5 lety +2979

    something about constantly being at gunpoint during this rant makes it 100x times funnier and derranged, absolutely love it, would be a hostage again.

  • @tanninschwartzstein9630

    Yo Gus- brilliant conversational rant. I watched the whole thing, because I appreciate the layers of sincerity, unswervingly dorklicous anger & anecdotal argument. Thanks for posting!

  • @yddishmcsquidish3904
    @yddishmcsquidish3904 Před 3 lety +6

    Watching this two years later, don't think raid was a thing back then. Which makes their saturation seem even worse.

  • @mechanicalgears6678
    @mechanicalgears6678 Před 3 lety +324

    POV: your being robbed but the robber goes on a speech about mobile ads

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel Před 5 lety +1674

    I once shit on a mobile company's racing game...and they still asked me to do a sponsorship for them. If a company is too lazy to actually find out that the creator they're asking hates them, than that goes to show how little effort their marketing puts in, when asking CZcamsrs

    • @hypnoticpear3719
      @hypnoticpear3719 Před 5 lety +13

      Bladed Angel yo I was just watching your videos and I came across this LOL

    • @ajricherson1099
      @ajricherson1099 Před 5 lety +72

      Bladed Angel You should have taken it, and then shit on them again in the next video.

    • @Driver-qt9jh
      @Driver-qt9jh Před 5 lety

      Bladed Angel did you say yes?

    • @Laizerdisk
      @Laizerdisk Před 5 lety

      i really hope you did it anyways

    • @SuperMechguy
      @SuperMechguy Před 5 lety +1

      Bladed Angel bladeeed

  • @rabbitttz
    @rabbitttz Před 2 lety

    I think about this video every time I see a mobile game ad on CZcams. I saw it when you first posted it and it stuck with me for some reason

  • @Studio_salesmen
    @Studio_salesmen Před 2 lety +14

    I’d say Ryan George is the best CZcamsr on the platform to incorporate sponsorships effectively

    • @guywithaface887
      @guywithaface887 Před 2 lety +2

      It's not Ryan George, it's the Adstronaut

    • @jf5251
      @jf5251 Před 2 lety +1

      @@guywithaface887 Hi there, hello, it's me. I'm the adstronaut and I'm out here in add space to talk to you about

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband Před 2 lety +1

      @@jf5251 It's gonna be super easy, barely an Inconvenience!

  • @abelinasabrina
    @abelinasabrina Před 5 lety +7128

    Clash of Can You Stop pls

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 5 lety +183

      I just got an Idle Heroes ad
      *i’m diagnosed with terminal aids*

    • @Alchrat
      @Alchrat Před 5 lety +13

      abelina sabrina You the best Sabrina

    • @dondewaay
      @dondewaay Před 5 lety

      Gotem

    • @Cypeq
      @Cypeq Před 5 lety +56

      Tell me how Smash of Cans changed your trash size and life for the better.

    • @janeandkieran
      @janeandkieran Před 5 lety +2

      a1 comment

  • @sticky4444
    @sticky4444 Před 4 lety +567

    POV: Gus is robbing you but is distracted and it reminds him of that one time back in the day

  • @someone2447
    @someone2447 Před 2 lety +3

    11:05 it's so funny when you have a sponsor block on youtube and the video cuts off right there lol (I will miss Vanced c,:)

  • @williamhampton2291
    @williamhampton2291 Před rokem +2

    "CLICKS ON VIDEO: Sudden robbery from gus

  • @unicornk1d
    @unicornk1d Před 5 lety +3607

    I had my hands up throughout the entire video

  • @RexGrimm
    @RexGrimm Před 3 lety +1592

    I hate how fake all the animated mobile ads are. Like State of Survival, AFK Arena, etc. It pisses me off so badly I swear to myself I will never play them

    • @michaelhoogendoorn3179
      @michaelhoogendoorn3179 Před 3 lety +115

      What's sad is they could just use gameplay footage and it would be interesting and cheaper. One game I tried based off of the ads was Archero and it made me hate the ads so much because the game is actually fun and challenging.

    • @Alex-xg9xt
      @Alex-xg9xt Před 3 lety +73

      Worst part is, those would be totally fine games if they advertised honestly

    • @esboubou
      @esboubou Před 3 lety +34

      Mafia city
      ***oooooof***

    • @DoppEff
      @DoppEff Před 3 lety +26

      Isn't false advertising a crime?

    • @ridiculousrandy1401
      @ridiculousrandy1401 Před 3 lety +23

      I actually enjoyed AFK Arena. They weren't pay to win 3 years ago. Sadly, that's not the case now. They get zero respect

  • @EnM112
    @EnM112 Před 3 lety +1

    Slowly falling into madness, I want more

  • @doinitoutback
    @doinitoutback Před 2 lety +2

    Honestly, this is like the most entertaining and enjoyable 12:42 minute video that isn't a gaming video

  • @channelfadge7438
    @channelfadge7438 Před 4 lety +760

    i dont get why companies want 1-3 minute sponsorship ads, dont people just skip forward through them? putting a quick message about the sponsor seems like it would be more effective

    • @nicolerichwine5767
      @nicolerichwine5767 Před 4 lety +127

      "If the influencer yammers about it enough, the viewers will eventually crack and buy the thing!" - Hello Fresh, Nord and Express VPNs, Raid, Privacy, etc.

    • @nicolerichwine5767
      @nicolerichwine5767 Před 4 lety +4

      "If the influencer yammers about it enough, the viewers will eventually crack and buy the thing!" - Hello Fresh, Nord and Express VPNs, Raid, Privacy, etc.

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 Před 4 lety +82

      @@nicolerichwine5767 Nord VPN, at least, seems like they actually let people write their own scripts. I've watched a few of their ads all the way through, but everything else I automatically skip.

    • @svampebob007
      @svampebob007 Před 4 lety +40

      yep I just skip them, I know the modern rouge has a timer on it and that sponsors bitched about it because "omg people are going to skip it"... how do they not realize that people that would skip an with a timer, are people that are not interested in the product in the first place?
      Also I know it's their "livelihood" and shit like that, but if ads stopped being so fucking repetitive, always trying to sell us the same shit every day, every year, every decade, then maybe I'd stop using ad-block?
      I honestly don't understand how people are using the internet without adblocking tools and yet don't want to blow their fucking head off...
      FYI for those that use adblock on PC, but use their mobile alot more (I don't use my phone because of how anoying the little internet is) I'd recomment Brave Browser for android, it doesn't block all the annoying little shit on the cancer that is mobile sites, but it does a good job at blocking the majority :) also "Block This" (google it) blocks all in app ads on my phone.
      Fuck ads.

    • @JoshSJoshingWithYa
      @JoshSJoshingWithYa Před 4 lety +18

      svampebob007 It works similarly to scams. They assume that while, yes, a majority of people will skip it, there will be a small percentage that take the bait. Even if 1% of the 1 million people who saw the video download the app, that’s 10,000 people. They don’t care about the 99% of people who are annoyed by the ad and unsubscribe as a result, they’re willing to pay a thousand or two for that 10,000 downloads, since they know that they’ll be able to get them to watch at least one dollar’s worth of ads each on their own app.
      ... which advertises other apps...
      When you think about it, it’s kind of a pyramid scheme.

  • @Account82s
    @Account82s Před 5 lety +568

    I felt like I had to watch the whole video because you had a gun.

  • @senoreg
    @senoreg Před 3 lety

    Perfect timing for what's happening now, thanks recommendations

  • @Vadermods
    @Vadermods Před rokem +2

    the gun made me stay for the full video!🤣

  • @Zaniahiononzenbei
    @Zaniahiononzenbei Před 4 lety +1563

    Emotional and engaging story: ✔️
    Started at beginning of video: ✔️
    Seems casual: ✔️
    Mentioned that brand changed their life: ✔️
    Blink an odd number of times in your next video if you're being forced to make these videos by Incense Zen.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 Před 4 lety +29

      You noticed, too?

    • @Yanzdorloph
      @Yanzdorloph Před 4 lety +69

      but but he didnt show gameplay

    • @wowanothercookie
      @wowanothercookie Před 4 lety +24

      @@Yanzdorloph maybe the gameplay just looks the same as everything else bc its smelly burning sticks.

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 Před 4 lety +11

      Luckily in the video after this he blinked exactly 0 times.

    • @Eloweh
      @Eloweh Před 4 lety

      Gutsu maybe he put a incense under his nose while he his filming and was just smelling it the entire time

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob Před 5 lety +2922

    *_"wHat Do yOu GuYS nOt hAvE phOnEs?"_*

  • @tobiasdh3577
    @tobiasdh3577 Před 3 lety

    Almost 3 mil congrats

  • @danielprieto3563
    @danielprieto3563 Před 3 lety

    I've been bamboozled this was an ad for incensezen all along p

  • @commentiquette
    @commentiquette Před 5 lety +1773

    Thanks for the shout out Gus! btw i have that same mic

    • @SylvieMoney
      @SylvieMoney Před 5 lety +21

      Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik sexy

    • @usjohnpat
      @usjohnpat Před 5 lety +91

      I bounced on my boy's gun mic for hours to this comment

    • @erravi
      @erravi Před 5 lety +17

      bounced on my boy’s *fucking gun* to this for hours

    • @berrynice2174
      @berrynice2174 Před 5 lety +9

      Had a boy bounce on my gun for hours to this comment

    • @vaporizedbug
      @vaporizedbug Před 5 lety +17

      Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik Ono baby u need to use your VPN to do this stuff.

  • @sun-up4yh
    @sun-up4yh Před 5 lety +371

    *this video was sponsored by war robots™*

  • @jordanb.4514
    @jordanb.4514 Před 3 lety

    bring back these type of videos!!

  • @risky-snapzz8104
    @risky-snapzz8104 Před 2 lety +2

    Gus its gotten worse, we need u more than ever right now

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie Před 4 lety +2006

    Gus: *has a gun the whole time*
    Me: Ah so this one's not sponsored.
    Also Gus: So use coupon code "Gus" for Incense Zen.
    Me: Wow Incense Zen really IS chill.

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator Před 4 lety +120

      well i guess that means their relaxing incenses really work

    • @hankhill5913
      @hankhill5913 Před 4 lety +25

      @@khhnator Silence, BRAND!

    • @ashtreylil1
      @ashtreylil1 Před 4 lety +20

      Tbh I'm considering at least visiting their site.

    • @yaturnip1
      @yaturnip1 Před 4 lety

      M.

    • @sophiavhoti4548
      @sophiavhoti4548 Před 4 lety +1

      the way he worked that in was smooth

  • @SEADP-Official
    @SEADP-Official Před 3 lety +1632

    911 whats your emergency?
    Me: A man is virtualy holding me at gun point

    • @user-vm2rj2nx3r
      @user-vm2rj2nx3r Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer Před 3 lety +5

      Someones probably done that.

    • @meburningslime
      @meburningslime Před 3 lety +24

      911 caller: Is it gus again? We can't do anything about that, he sponsors the emergency responders.

    • @iwatchwithnoads7480
      @iwatchwithnoads7480 Před 3 lety +2

      @@meburningslime "Lockheed Martin? We can't do anything about that. They sell us bombs and force us to go to war and then give some money to cripple welfare bum soldiers"

    • @boopymcdoopy4983
      @boopymcdoopy4983 Před 3 lety +1

      Bro he strapped up with the duck hunt zapper

  • @leet1894
    @leet1894 Před 3 lety +1

    I watched the ad you did and it was the funniest 2-3 minutes ever

  • @goochface11
    @goochface11 Před 3 lety +1

    This whole video felt like one of those miserable ads

  • @davidschartung6389
    @davidschartung6389 Před 3 lety +2920

    Gus: "Just looking at you guys, you seem like a classy bunch of people."
    Me on the toilet completely nude: 🥺🥰

    • @floofyfoxxo744
      @floofyfoxxo744 Před 3 lety +231

      Better than sitting on the toilet fully clothed, I guess.

    • @gayfroggo
      @gayfroggo Před 3 lety +71

      Bru im nude on the toilet rn

    • @skosen_
      @skosen_ Před 3 lety +55

      I’m always nude on the toilet

    • @vigilantezra
      @vigilantezra Před 3 lety +70

      While he's pointing you at gunpoint

    • @milkmenyt9243
      @milkmenyt9243 Před 3 lety +42

      I’m always nude

  • @RavenDumpster
    @RavenDumpster Před 4 lety +932

    This aged really well what with the Aids Shadow Leprosy thing

    • @johnsphs1545
      @johnsphs1545 Před 3 lety +59

      Aids shadow leprosy LMAOO

    • @datcedaagent288
      @datcedaagent288 Před 3 lety +11

      Why there is no sponsor for console game that will be cool than mobile game

    • @logitimate
      @logitimate Před 3 lety +11

      To be fair, my impression based on watching Internet Historian videos is that the Red: Shady Lemons folks are fairly chill, at least as mobile game advertisers go.

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle Před 3 lety +11

      @@logitimate did you see the ads? And then compare them to actual gameplay? It's even worse than fkin Lords Mobile

    • @logitimate
      @logitimate Před 3 lety +7

      @@theseangle Never played it, probably never will. Solely commenting on the "ridiculous demands on the CZcamsr" side of things, and that only tentatively.

  • @Seekeroftruth806
    @Seekeroftruth806 Před 3 lety

    Now I feel kinda back for closing every video I see that start with those app ads

  • @PLSHELPMEiStuckInTheUrlFactory

    how is this both a serious video, and yet funnier than like half his content? you never cease to amaze me

  • @ryanthefuturesurvivorwinne3949

    I’ve noticed when Jacksfilms does an ad for like dollar shave club or blue apron it seams somewhat natural but when he does an ad for some weird ass tank game it sounds SUPER artificial.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 Před 5 lety +23

      I'm more important than you War robots is a joke and I'm pretty sure has single handedly killed a mech game comeback for another generation.

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited Před 5 lety +22

      Probably a 0% chance he’s actually played it or gives a shit.
      With a number of the other sponsors you can see him at least using them in the background, or it’s something more important to him like Lynda for editing and that sort of thing

    • @m3tallic
      @m3tallic Před 5 lety +15

      I had to unsubscribe from jacksfilms. He puts no effort into his videos now and his ads go longer than the actual videos.

    • @Sam-jo3nl
      @Sam-jo3nl Před 5 lety +3

      m3tallic I agree. Lately he's lost his integrity as a CZcamsr.

    • @tag4650
      @tag4650 Před 5 lety +4

      Meet WAR ROBOTS
      - Meet Arnold (2018)

  • @FAYcampers
    @FAYcampers Před 4 lety +489

    "Double dip dip stick baby drop pop doug dimadome texas hold 'em two for two julian smith app game" is god tier stuff, Gus

  • @jvrkandc
    @jvrkandc Před 3 lety

    Saying it like it is.Thx Bro

  • @jarjardirt2417
    @jarjardirt2417 Před 3 lety

    ive never experienced an ad in so long because i have an adblocker. hearing about them made me almost die of disgust

  • @nickknight8344
    @nickknight8344 Před 4 lety +576

    I feel like Gus is the evil villain in a James Bond movie who has tied up James Bond and is explaining why he needs to eliminate mobile gaming companies

  • @guyman7312
    @guyman7312 Před 4 lety +367

    I lost it at "emotional story about how poker changed my life"

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah wtf are they expecting from people

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 Před 3 lety +11

      Question: Would it have been ok for him to tell the emotional story about how poker ruined him financially and led to a terrible addiction? Cause that was my immediate association to "emotional story about how poker changed my life"

  • @UsefullPig
    @UsefullPig Před rokem

    Unironically one of my favorite CZcams videos of all time

  • @Azraelintokyo
    @Azraelintokyo Před 2 lety

    My fav mic holder yet

  • @jordanclapp7028
    @jordanclapp7028 Před 4 lety +427

    I think my favorite promotion attempt I’ve ever seen was a mobile game trying to have Molly Burke (a blind CZcamsr) talk about the fun colors of the game,,,,

  • @eganplaysMC
    @eganplaysMC Před 5 lety +273

    stop shooting me

  • @nathanelritter
    @nathanelritter Před 2 lety +1

    Me: Who even uses the word fella?
    Gus: I do fella.

  • @kagemushashien8394
    @kagemushashien8394 Před 3 lety +1

    6:03 nostalgic vibes of that whistle