Weekend Update: Resident Boyfriend Michael Longfellow on Weaponized Incompetence - SNL

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  • Resident Boyfriend Michael Longfellow stops by Weekend Update to discuss weaponized incompetence.
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  • @nicholasmorre7371
    @nicholasmorre7371 Před 27 dny +1457

    They need to feature Longfellow more

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 27 dny +54

      If anything happens to Che/Jost, I'll bet they put him on the desk

    • @TheRingersHoops
      @TheRingersHoops Před 27 dny +6

      They really do

    • @LiftedMoonLight
      @LiftedMoonLight Před 27 dny +7

      I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS!

    • @Santafe4115
      @Santafe4115 Před 27 dny +1

      @@LindaC616 he needs a lot longer to develop the WU gig is one of the best jobs in the entertainment business, you basically have the job as long as you want it historically. All have been major writers too.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 27 dny +2

      @Santafe4115 agree. I don't want C and J to go anywhere. Just saying he could do it. No need to get wound up.

  • @NessaH
    @NessaH Před 27 dny +1376

    I love his dry delivery. Him and Marcelo are my favorites from the new crew.

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons Před 27 dny +29

      Its such a solid crew. I as worried about the direction of the show but I am back to watching weekly.

    • @oofmcgoof6386
      @oofmcgoof6386 Před 27 dny +16

      @@thebritonsIt’s been on a good streak recently tbh

    • @Mojothreepwood
      @Mojothreepwood Před 27 dny

      ¡cómo te atreves! ¡Eres un desprecio para tu madre! Comparas a ese chico guapo con un "college intern". ¡Él es solo una "SNL Booty Call"!

    • @fernando749845
      @fernando749845 Před 26 dny +2

      SNL ratings tell a VERY different story, the new crew will probably finally tank the show.

    • @blaze2001
      @blaze2001 Před 26 dny +3

      I like the non-binary cast member they have on there too.

  • @bmillz007
    @bmillz007 Před 27 dny +554

    “Sick if possible.” 😂😭🤧🤣

  • @SynthiaVan
    @SynthiaVan Před 27 dny +655

    Dude, "Put what on what?!" is exact.

    • @ilmstreams
      @ilmstreams Před 27 dny +5

      😂😂

    • @suspenderjohn
      @suspenderjohn Před 27 dny +7

      For a long time, I thought it was pronounced "doo-vet". Still don't know what to put it on. 😢

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat Před 26 dny +2

      😂

    • @yayciencia
      @yayciencia Před 26 dny +9

      @@suspenderjohn A duvet is just a pillowcase for your blanket, so you don't need to wash your blanket as often. It usually has ties on the inner corners so you can tie the blanket so it doesn't shift around.

    • @kristajohnson9173
      @kristajohnson9173 Před 26 dny +2

      You are a grown ass man and can type the word duvet into google.

  • @peteypablopicasso
    @peteypablopicasso Před 27 dny +436

    PUT 👏🏻 WHAT 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 WHAT 👏🏻

    • @Templar462
      @Templar462 Před 26 dny

      I don't know what, sorry "WHAT 👏" that means.

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Před 27 dny +428

    Michael Longfellow giving major early '00s My Chemical Romance energy with Every Emo Boy Ever hair 🖤🖤🖤

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 27 dny +38

      not just the hair, i swear he went back in time and stole his face from 2006 gerard way

    • @rosettasilvermist
      @rosettasilvermist Před 26 dny +7

      And I am here for it

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Před 26 dny +6

      ​@@dietotakuI was JUST trying to figure out who he looked like! THANKS!

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs Před 25 dny +2

      @@rosettasilvermist I'm 46-if I was to bring back one look for men, it'd be the post-grunge but pre-guys-in-jeggings Emo Boy look. Wallet chains, hi top vans, way too many metal accents on everything, layers of wristbands, dirty shaggy sideswept dark hair, traces of eyeliner on Wed. still lingering from Sat. night. Noticeably more collective ink. Swoon!
      (Jeggings were never a good look, period. On anyone.)

    • @kobiee2x137
      @kobiee2x137 Před 17 dny

      @@TabethaAurochs trust me thats still a thing. particularly in the newer hiphop wave.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn Před 27 dny +624

    I thought weaponized incompetence was the name of Colin and Che's memoir.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 27 dny +8

      Ray Romano covered it on his show 20 yrs ago...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 25 dny +1

      It was "White Fudge Ding Dongs", but that made them sound like a Three Stooges or Abbott and Costello-style comedy group.
      "Weaponized Incompetence" would only work if both Weekend Update anchors sucked and were bringing down the show, you know, like Charles Rocket and Gail Matthius.

    • @hayberdasher8625
      @hayberdasher8625 Před 19 dny +1

      need some salve for this burn

  • @hawkandchick1182
    @hawkandchick1182 Před 27 dny +354

    Good to see Michael back on update! It’s been too long.

  • @DK-zu6tt
    @DK-zu6tt Před 26 dny +95

    Longfellow reminds me in some way of Christopher Walken. He has a subtle confidence that makes him vulnerable in a slightly awkward goofy way, but he exudes coolness at the same time. I can't wait to see him grow and hopefully he will be in more sketches.

  • @everdash
    @everdash Před 27 dny +132

    "....sick, if possible." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 27 dny +176

    He was hilarious, especially his Longfellow joke

  • @aclark5663
    @aclark5663 Před 27 dny +120

    Love Longfellow’s delivery. He’s got a great brand of funny. Hope they continue to develop him.

  • @amcc666
    @amcc666 Před 27 dny +202

    Fuck yeah I was Michael’s fan since he was an unknown standup! Happy to see him getting the airtime he deserves

    • @Templar462
      @Templar462 Před 26 dny

      he's been the co-host for years, what are you even talking about?

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY Před 23 dny

      @@Templar462 lol how high were you when you typed this comment?

  • @alexc.7375
    @alexc.7375 Před 27 dny +71

    I absolutely love whenever we're blessed with Michael Longfellow in a sketch. He and Marcello needed to be made permanent cast members awhile ago.

  • @camila.c88
    @camila.c88 Před 27 dny +106

    at 1:14 the jlo reference LMAO

  • @chibisama71
    @chibisama71 Před 27 dny +173

    The weekend update baton MUST be passed on to Michael Longfellow

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 27 dny +15

      Yeah, I was thinking if anything ever happened to the duo, he could. But I like the as is

    • @waynebrooks880
      @waynebrooks880 Před 27 dny +2

      Absolutely.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 27 dny +8

      If only because Longfellow looks like Norm Macdonald's long-lost nephew (not so much his son, unless he took heavily from his mom).

    • @hercilia7
      @hercilia7 Před 26 dny +3

      fr! He’s so similar to Norm Macdonald and he gave such great weekend updates, rip legend

    • @darcyjorgensen5808
      @darcyjorgensen5808 Před 26 dny +2

      Oh, that would be brilliant.

  • @dennisjohns624
    @dennisjohns624 Před 27 dny +72

    Don't get rid of this guy he's the best cast member in along time. Hilarious 😂

    • @1966bdc1984
      @1966bdc1984 Před 26 dny +1

      I hope that the audience's wild reaction to his appearance convinces Lorne Michaels to not only keep him, but to put him on more often!

    • @LosEspookys
      @LosEspookys Před 24 dny +2

      nah they gotta let him go

    • @caribgirl726
      @caribgirl726 Před 24 dny +2

      What?? I’m like … I don’t get it. What’s so funny about this guy, he’s the weakest cast member in a LONG time.

  • @lizziej72
    @lizziej72 Před 27 dny +106

    He would be great as a young David Byrne in a movie.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 27 dny

      Maybe, but David Byrne is more handsome.

    • @lizziej72
      @lizziej72 Před 27 dny

      @@kitcoffey7194 I agree 🥰

    • @auntiea2002
      @auntiea2002 Před 26 dny +5

      I'm getting Donnie Osmond vibes.

    • @lizziej72
      @lizziej72 Před 26 dny

      @auntiea2002 Oh yeah, I can see that too!

  • @Not_Squirrel
    @Not_Squirrel Před 27 dny +37

    Longfellow gives off a Norm McDonald vibe & I ❤ it!

  • @samm8500
    @samm8500 Před 27 dny +18

    I need the duvet bit as a short. That's hilarious.

  • @Molly-555
    @Molly-555 Před 27 dny +59

    Hopefully he makes more update appearances soon!

  • @user-dn6fw1ss1c
    @user-dn6fw1ss1c Před 27 dny +43

    We need more Michael Longfellow! I look for him every episode, he's a great addition to the cast

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 27 dny +89

    Don't get excited ladies, it's just a name. 😁

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 27 dny +53

    Love that Michael longfellow getting screentime he so handsome, and funny.

  • @friedelschlintz
    @friedelschlintz Před 27 dny +51

    MY BOY'S ALIVE

  • @alexb4874
    @alexb4874 Před 26 dny +13

    "I've been living on the same earth as you!!" 😅🤣

  • @Elizabeth-tq7qw
    @Elizabeth-tq7qw Před 19 dny +9

    The duvet joke is good 😂 You can live a full life without a duvet.

  • @m8trxd
    @m8trxd Před 26 dny +11

    Wow... it was literally a boyfriend that taught me how to easily ( or more easily) change out a Duvet cover. This has been life changing since I have allergies/asthma and frying my sheets in the dryer twice a week keeps me healthy. Listen up ladies: lay out your Duvet on the bed, exactly how it is suppose to lie. Turn the Duvet cover inside out and lay it on top of the Duvet, zipper side facing you. Reach inside the duvet covers and grip the opposite top corners with your hands, and match the corners to the duvet corners. Now you are going to flip the duvet and cover to get the right side facing outward, and lay it across the bed again. Smooth out from here. Zip it up. One more shake/flip so that it's laid out correctly.

  • @Leasays
    @Leasays Před 27 dny +21

    “so please, don't be mad at me🥺👉👈”

  • @audreymaria117
    @audreymaria117 Před 27 dny +75

    He’s so hot, dude

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents Před 27 dny

      The white guy or the black guy? Cuz neither of them are in my eyes. Maybe see your eye doctor, toots.

    • @tae7x
      @tae7x Před 27 dny +7

      seriously

    • @kristajohnson9173
      @kristajohnson9173 Před 26 dny

      BONK, go to horny jail

  • @an-qo6by
    @an-qo6by Před 27 dny +23

    Ugh I looove Michael please put him in more!!!

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 Před 27 dny +14

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need more of Mr Longfellow (Just a name*)

  • @deannaabsalom2694
    @deannaabsalom2694 Před 27 dny +36

    I wish he was MY resident boyfriend

  • @jeffriddle2889
    @jeffriddle2889 Před 27 dny +7

    This guy is an absolute dream for update!!! He's awesome!

  • @LiftedMoonLight
    @LiftedMoonLight Před 27 dny +5

    This made me SO HAPPY, I LOVE Muchael Longfellow!!! I've been waiting to see more of him!

  • @Challe337
    @Challe337 Před 26 dny +7

    My girlfriend and I literally have the same discussion about duvets and until this skit, I didn't believe they were real

  • @jessakabingue5601
    @jessakabingue5601 Před 27 dny +7

    Resident boyfriend is the most important title.
    💗💗💗

  • @aaronleverton4221
    @aaronleverton4221 Před 23 dny +3

    "Can you put the kettle on?"
    "I guess so. On what, 'though?"

  • @tboyer86
    @tboyer86 Před 26 dny +8

    That duvet joke... I swear I went to the same thing. I never heard of a duvet till I got married

  • @MikeyJJJ
    @MikeyJJJ Před 26 dny +6

    First time I hear of weaponized incompetence, reminds me of that episode on Everybody Loves Raymond

  • @eggswithlegs666
    @eggswithlegs666 Před 24 dny +2

    "Why do you know how to do all this stuff" sent me hahahhaha

  • @inoba5891
    @inoba5891 Před 27 dny +2

    We need more of Michael!! Love him❤

  • @Izzy-Maurer
    @Izzy-Maurer Před 26 dny +2

    He's absolutely at his best doing these update features! Brilliant every time.

  • @Bebo18
    @Bebo18 Před 27 dny +13

    Eric Foreman acting cool lol

  • @chloeburnette9830
    @chloeburnette9830 Před 27 dny +8

    The reason he doesn’t know the difference between dish soap and dishwasher soap is because he absolutely never helps clean. He dirties all the dishes, after she does all the cooking, and sits back waiting for her to wash them.

  • @carsonf4428
    @carsonf4428 Před 26 dny +5

    The most important lesson the Navy taught me:
    Suck at your job and they won't make you do it so much.

  • @kanak4198
    @kanak4198 Před 27 dny +17

    Bôa was right he really doesn't seem to understandddd duvet

    • @raidoureidou
      @raidoureidou Před 27 dny +1

      Lain really serial experienced all over this

  • @felicitousfeline9956
    @felicitousfeline9956 Před 26 dny +3

    I always find Michael funny on Weekend. Update So many great cast members these days!

  • @Ottolineification
    @Ottolineification Před 26 dny +5

    he looks like every bad boy character from every YA fantasy book ever

  • @velvetbees
    @velvetbees Před 27 dny +5

    I don't know who he is, but he has great comic timing. Tonight has been an awesome show!

  • @elizabethpayne53
    @elizabethpayne53 Před 27 dny +6

    Longfellow’s delivery reminds me of Norm McDonald. Definitely could do Update.

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Před 27 dny +1

      Thank you, I was thinking the same as I watched... For algorhythm reasons, I started the day watching a Norm short (the frog-bank loan joke) and a few hours later I watched this and thought oh wow

  • @DemonEyes23
    @DemonEyes23 Před 27 dny +5

    honestly the end is kind of how I felt when I first learned that Adirondack chairs had a specific name and that only women knew that (was playing cranium with guys vs girls teams)

  • @jaydoggy9043
    @jaydoggy9043 Před 27 dny +7

    "Don't get excited it's just a name."

  • @antwaunjefferson845
    @antwaunjefferson845 Před 27 dny +5

    Get out of my head!!!! I feel personally attacked 😅

  • @PandaRmz
    @PandaRmz Před 26 dny +1

    We need more of him!!!!

  • @nitamckeethen6986
    @nitamckeethen6986 Před 26 dny +2

    Funny! More weaponized incompetence skits with Michael Longfellow, please!

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 Před 27 dny +10

    If my boyfriend was told to get dishwasher soap and got dish soap and put a bunch of Dawn in the appliance and flooded the kitchen I would shut my mouth act like I had no idea what happened make him call the plumber or appliance guy and make him figure out what he did wrong I would also act like I don't miss using the dishwasher. When it comes to the dishwasher the guy could definitely forget that he doesn't live alone because a lot of us women are actually handier than the men because we got to solve their problems

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 27 dny +2

      which is exactly how we end up knowing all this stuff - SOMEONE has to be the functional adult, we can't all just live with our mommies forever. and that's kind of the point of weaponized incompetence - whether it's intentional or not, the goal is still to get your girlfriend/wife to take on the role of your mother so you never have to grow up. and you know they don't do this to anyone else, like all the guys working as shoppers at walmart aren't going through the customer's order putting dawn in the cart when they ordered cascade. THEY KNOW WHAT STUFF IS WHEN MONEY IS ON THE LINE.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Před 26 dny

      @@dietotaku Like women don't do this more than men.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 27 dny +2

    Love to see Michael back

  • @Sillybillyilly
    @Sillybillyilly Před 27 dny +1

    That was so perfect

  • @marlonmunanga523
    @marlonmunanga523 Před 26 dny +2

    I have waited so long for a Longfellow joke😂😂😂

  • @weston.weston
    @weston.weston Před 27 dny +1

    I enjoyed this segment so much.

  • @ashleyhuppler2449
    @ashleyhuppler2449 Před 26 dny +4

    Next Update anchor, please!

  • @angielott83
    @angielott83 Před 26 dny +2

    He’s great! We need more resident boyfriend 😂

  • @frankmacleod2565
    @frankmacleod2565 Před 26 dny +2

    Don't get excited, it's just a name hahahaha that was great

  • @isabellancali5388
    @isabellancali5388 Před 26 dny +1

    The duvet part reminded me of Sophia and Rob from 90 Day Fiancé. IYKYK 😆

  • @kayladawn
    @kayladawn Před 26 dny +1

    😂😂😂😂hysterical 😂😂😂 love that

  • @Cbutton
    @Cbutton Před 25 dny +1

    Micheal Longfellow got me good when he did the bit about his moms new boyfriend been a fan ever since

  • @tinarae1684
    @tinarae1684 Před 27 dny +6

    Omg the small wiener joke lmaoooooo

  • @plmolnwtr
    @plmolnwtr Před 26 dny +2

    More of Michael!!!

  • @leightnite3056
    @leightnite3056 Před 27 dny +1

    He slayed this!

  • @satwilliams
    @satwilliams Před 26 dny

    This left me in tears 😂

  • @13699111
    @13699111 Před 27 dny +1

    Excellent !!!

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Před 26 dny +2

    Longfellow going on a rant about duvets 😂

  • @Cheekiemoney
    @Cheekiemoney Před 27 dny +9

    Give us the Beavis

  • @nickhexum01
    @nickhexum01 Před 25 dny +1

    That was excellent. Feature Michael more.

  • @Zand3rsson
    @Zand3rsson Před 27 dny

    Man, Michael should show up way more, he's so funny 😂

  • @lovetrioni
    @lovetrioni Před 27 dny +10

    Michael's a very good looking man ❤

  • @an-qo6by
    @an-qo6by Před 27 dny +1

    I love how much cheering he got I bet he didn't expect it

  • @lilsmoochiiegyptianqueen5826

    Me having some MCR and greenday vibe, maybe because I am turning 30 next month 😂

  • @jimminniehan2548
    @jimminniehan2548 Před 27 dny +1

    Too FUNNY, omg yes y'all done great

  • @cindylouwho9060
    @cindylouwho9060 Před 27 dny +3

    90 fiance Rob never heard of a duvet as well lmao and was too lazy to google the word

  • @HappyBabyKittens-mw3ze
    @HappyBabyKittens-mw3ze Před 27 dny +3

    Operation: Disarm Incompetence ♥️ #bewell

  • @natekenworthy7367
    @natekenworthy7367 Před 24 dny +1

    More Michael Longfellow!

  • @GabeLazarYT
    @GabeLazarYT Před 26 dny +1

    he was giving me major Bill Hader vibes here and I love it

  • @bookgirlny8511
    @bookgirlny8511 Před 27 dny +8

    You mean like on Everybody Loves Raymond?

  • @tweetyhearts3169
    @tweetyhearts3169 Před 27 dny +4

    Michael🥰Longfellow

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 Před 27 dny +15

    My resident boy friend is Marcello Hernandez so...

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 27 dny +2

      remember the wisdom of lonely island and get a three-way going

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 27 dny +7

    Yeah, KATE.

  • @iniRasta420
    @iniRasta420 Před 27 dny +2

    Did you just say your gf's real name? YEAH OOPSIE! I'm 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀! :) :)

  • @nishthaneelabh8389
    @nishthaneelabh8389 Před 27 dny +6

    happy to see terms like weaponized incompetence discussed in the mainstream media

  • @americansouthernlife
    @americansouthernlife Před 27 dny +2

    The Duvet Argument lol That happened to me and my ex yeas ago !

  • @j.leeshadowgirl
    @j.leeshadowgirl Před 24 dny +1

    so cute and funny

  • @GregMoodyPhD
    @GregMoodyPhD Před 26 dny

    That's a great one Michael!!

  • @bsing2u
    @bsing2u Před 27 dny +5

    In my teenage years I used dish soap in the dishwasher.....ohhh boy I freaked out when the bubble and water was coming out.
    My parents were out and I used a lot of towels to clean up the mess before they came home.
    Praying that I didn't break the dishwasher. Sat there quietly the next time my parents ran the wash.

  • @natekenworthy7367
    @natekenworthy7367 Před 24 dny

    That was a Norm-like point out to the audience! Well done Michael!

  • @CorpseBride64
    @CorpseBride64 Před 25 dny

    Longfellow is a prize, give him a lot more skits. Plus, he's a total cutie!

  • @oamusic4710
    @oamusic4710 Před 26 dny +1

    i could see longfellow as a future update host. his delivery feels like a cross of norm macdonald and david spade

  • @jeffriddle2889
    @jeffriddle2889 Před 27 dny +1

    Never seen him before. Hes hilarious!

  • @JP-lu9ed
    @JP-lu9ed Před 26 dny

    The duvet bit was so relatable.

  • @katherineschexneider585

    Longfellow is really good. I hope they feature him as Resident Boyfriend regularly.