Paper Mario and the Origami Salami

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  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider Před 3 lety +8401

    Bold move for Nintendo to follow up Paper Mario: Color Splash with Paper Mario: Suicide & Depression

    • @unnamed7485
      @unnamed7485 Před 3 lety +236

      Paper Mario: Bob-ombs Blast

    • @joshakajohnbob
      @joshakajohnbob Před 3 lety +51

      What even is Paper Mario Color Splash? Last one I played was the thousand year door.

    • @alexminassian
      @alexminassian Před 3 lety +94

      @@joshakajohnbob a waste of time is what it is

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- Před 3 lety +68

      It's the dark souls of mario

    • @They_are_Arthur
      @They_are_Arthur Před 3 lety +16

      Y'know, that subtitle isn't bad for this game.

  • @Akovor_
    @Akovor_ Před 3 lety +5837

    "you were better when you were a side scroller, man"
    Not gonna lie, the meta humor sold me

    • @buttonasas
      @buttonasas Před 3 lety +393

      I swear, lines like this made me really really question whether this was legit.

    • @Tamos40000
      @Tamos40000 Před 3 lety +347

      @@buttonasas Paper Mario games are filled with that kind of humor.

    • @minhuang8848
      @minhuang8848 Před 3 lety +53

      I like the Sekiro "BOBBY" bridge push. And everything else, really good review of its own kind

    • @junglistmassive9883
      @junglistmassive9883 Před 3 lety +50

      not a single game released on the switch has made me wanna buy a switch. This is the only game that makes me wanna go out and get one.

    • @simonsta
      @simonsta Před 3 lety +128

      @@buttonasas it's completely legit, completed the whole thing and it's full of these kind of lines. Laughed the whole way through

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX Před 3 lety +6488

    This game's humour is more twisted than Dunkey's. Even he's flabbergasted.

    • @pitori.
      @pitori. Před 3 lety +25

      flabberGASTERed (sorry)

    • @loading...948
      @loading...948 Před 3 lety +18

      How does this comment have 1k likes but only 1 comment

    • @worlddomination4840
      @worlddomination4840 Před 3 lety +36

      Because the comment has already reached peak perfection.

    • @joenevico7742
      @joenevico7742 Před 3 lety +2

      @@worlddomination4840 correction: NOW it is complete.
      AIDS

    • @mide8845
      @mide8845 Před 2 lety

      @@worlddomination4840 peak perfection lol

  • @christopherhenderson2995
    @christopherhenderson2995 Před 3 lety +3398

    Bruh I legitly felt some way when bobby dies

    • @MrKillza7
      @MrKillza7 Před 3 lety +156

      first time ive cried over a video game character

    • @jenellsaphid
      @jenellsaphid Před 3 lety +34

      It was rough.

    • @DementedDuskull
      @DementedDuskull Před 3 lety +206

      Dredgen Shinobi
      Even moreso when his ghost appears before Mario, then when he gets Olivia back, she asks why you're staring at a pile of rubble, implying that Bobby's ghost was all in Mario's head.

    • @julianmarx2002
      @julianmarx2002 Před 3 lety +12

      was it.... sad?

    • @scavolamax
      @scavolamax Před 3 lety +124

      @@julianmarx2002 very, and it really catches you off guard, since people generally wouldn’t expect to see such a loved character to just die in a Mario game

  • @aaronpatterson3581
    @aaronpatterson3581 Před 3 lety +9417

    I'm glad the comment section repeats every single joke just incase I didn't hear them in the video

    • @TheSolBlader
      @TheSolBlader Před 3 lety +429

      And overused comments from past videos too, isn't it wonderfuI?

    • @britishyankee961
      @britishyankee961 Před 3 lety +343

      I know you’re being sarcastic but I hate Donkey’s comment section. I want to see what people think of the game.

    • @mycontentistrash1243
      @mycontentistrash1243 Před 3 lety +101

      Welcome to CZcams

    • @ddobrevs
      @ddobrevs Před 3 lety +35

      @@britishyankee961 knack 2 funny

    • @retrokonami9042
      @retrokonami9042 Před 3 lety +61

      @BritishYankee Same here, I'm tired of "This is like X at X's house"

  • @Nurpus
    @Nurpus Před 3 lety +9443

    The first R-rated Mario game, finally.

    • @ajbothe
      @ajbothe Před 3 lety +337

      There's a little something for everyone

    • @clueless6763
      @clueless6763 Před 3 lety +99

      basically if Mario was God of War

    • @mike.6092
      @mike.6092 Před 3 lety +95

      nintendo finally hired that man

    • @poogle9368
      @poogle9368 Před 3 lety +19

      There is another.

    • @citizensnips2400
      @citizensnips2400 Před 3 lety +69

      No, this is the first Strand Type Princess Beach 🏖

  • @jojox1733
    @jojox1733 Před 3 lety +5248

    *Bobby dies*
    Mario: I haven't seen blasts like this since taco night at james earl Jones' house

  • @IboxingkangerooI
    @IboxingkangerooI Před 3 lety +1884

    I fucking lost it when the dude walked on and he said "John.... John my boy we gotta rob Tahiti"

    • @salt7456
      @salt7456 Před 3 lety +31

      So good

    • @ragdollarmy6881
      @ragdollarmy6881 Před 2 lety +17

      I fucking died....

    • @jonathanwilson7949
      @jonathanwilson7949 Před 2 lety +99

      “You can’t change colour splash John”

    • @oliverwiwcharukburr3434
      @oliverwiwcharukburr3434 Před 2 lety +6

      This is the comment I was looking for. I loved that scene. I just got red dead redemption 2 and finished the first game, so I was so glad I understood that reference. The way dunkey said it though is genuinely sad and made my heart twinge😭

    • @lagspike7763
      @lagspike7763 Před rokem

      Too bad his lumbago got in the way

  • @Starkill3r306
    @Starkill3r306 Před 3 lety +14787

    This whole game was made around the “Fax Travel” joke

    • @MoonDisast
      @MoonDisast Před 3 lety +506

      *Nintendo wishes to know your location to take legal action against your malicious leaking of vital internal development information*

    • @Descro382
      @Descro382 Před 3 lety +170

      I still wonder if they made the combat a "turn based" pun..

    • @sasgo8452
      @sasgo8452 Před 3 lety +65

      The prequels were just the set up

    • @696Productions
      @696Productions Před 3 lety +6

      That makes zero sense but alright

    • @XxxChungusxxX
      @XxxChungusxxX Před 3 lety +34

      @@696Productions Obviously, and thats the joke

  • @philbup281
    @philbup281 Před 3 lety +2898

    I can't believe reggie killed bob-omb and then made me play as the fuse that blew him up.

    • @giantclaw138
      @giantclaw138 Před 3 lety +37

      *Bowser

    • @quicksilver753
      @quicksilver753 Před 3 lety +105

      The fuse is ripped af tho

    • @creatroyer2701
      @creatroyer2701 Před 3 lety +21

      No, it's Naughty Dog, they be killin everybody.

    • @beeforoni8727
      @beeforoni8727 Před 3 lety +62

      Yeah, and what was with that sex scene between them and the goomba that had Reggies face?

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 Před 3 lety +21

      We dont use the word fun at nintendo

  • @breadmantv1939
    @breadmantv1939 Před 3 lety +5509

    Little known fact, did you know these are actually paper maché puppets that dunkey made. This game doesn’t even exist it’s just dunkeys little puppet show.

    • @duncanswindells451
      @duncanswindells451 Před 3 lety +9

      Damn u smart bru

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 Před 3 lety +105

      This video doesn't exist either. It's actually a figment of your imagination. You've been in a coma for 14 years. Wake up, son. I can't take it anymore.

    • @nicewhenearnedrudemostlyel489
      @nicewhenearnedrudemostlyel489 Před 3 lety +3

      Two opening statements, nice.

    • @ryanp7782
      @ryanp7782 Před 3 lety +15

      Now imagine how good this would have been if it wasnt dunkeys little brother controlling the puppets with a usb steering wheel

    • @N0ahface
      @N0ahface Před 3 lety +8

      Dunkey made them with Nintendo Labo

  • @gellister
    @gellister Před 3 lety +2602

    Dunkey: "If I had 10000 coins I could beat the game right now."
    **Down in the bottom corner has 10896 coins**

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 Před 3 lety +157

      Inflation really hit the mushroom kingdom really damn hard

    • @joshuahetzler1548
      @joshuahetzler1548 Před 3 lety +41

      I was hoping someone else noticed. Honestly made it the best joke in the video.

    • @Abudzin
      @Abudzin Před 3 lety +20

      So you probably need 20000 coins to beat the game.

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans Před 3 lety +1879

    The writers must've had a field day with this game

    • @lordalex027
      @lordalex027 Před 3 lety +104

      @@King_Luigi Yeah it's basically what is holding us back from a spiritual successor to the original paper mario games whether your cup of tea be the first one of the thousand year old door.

    • @Jof-
      @Jof- Před 3 lety +37

      @@lordalex027 I mean you got bug fables if you want a spiritual successor

    • @alexminassian
      @alexminassian Před 3 lety +6

      @@Jof- thank you

    • @uwnbaw
      @uwnbaw Před 3 lety +4

      No wonder this game feels so stale.
      It's like that Adam Sandler movie about video games. God was that shit.

    • @michaelb7228
      @michaelb7228 Před 3 lety +36

      @@King_Luigi What? The higher-ups specifically told all the spin off devs that they have to START making unique character designs from now on and that they have to stop using the same old characters in every game. That's why we had Bowser as the final boss in several Mario RPGs and Toads as the majority of NPCs until this game.

  • @waterking74
    @waterking74 Před 3 lety +13160

    The dialogue in this game feels like dunkey wrote it

    • @m0n4rch911
      @m0n4rch911 Před 3 lety +320

      Wouldnt be surprised if he actually did.

    • @sa3doz
      @sa3doz Před 3 lety +599

      @@Hehe-sg8iu this sounds like something dunkey would say

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 Před 3 lety +72

      sa3doZ 22 This also sounds like something Dunkey would say

    • @BiomechanicalBrick
      @BiomechanicalBrick Před 3 lety +141

      @@Helicopter7 lets be honest here, we're all dunkey clones

    • @chasewilson7198
      @chasewilson7198 Před 3 lety +16

      @@BiomechanicalBrick We'll see what the Voight-Kampff machine says

  • @Jayce.Raphael
    @Jayce.Raphael Před 3 lety +658

    3:13 Mario literally has to beat meat

  • @chumarre
    @chumarre Před 3 lety +622

    “John Mah Boy, John we gotta rob Tahiti”
    -Dutch Plan Der Linde
    1899

  • @xoFoCuSox
    @xoFoCuSox Před 3 lety +3424

    My 7 year old was totally unphased by Bobby dying while I'm sitting there with my whole view of Mario shattered.

    • @kcmichaelm
      @kcmichaelm Před 3 lety +468

      Same! My 5yo immediately said “well he was so scared he wouldn’t help out in the caves so he really isn’t good for anything”

    • @BrokenBatteryProductionsMain
      @BrokenBatteryProductionsMain Před 3 lety +246

      @@kcmichaelm holy shit

    • @BlissBatch
      @BlissBatch Před 3 lety +377

      @@kcmichaelm Have you tried _not_ raising a sociopath?

    • @briandc2216
      @briandc2216 Před 3 lety +105

      Michael Miller Good, good. Now introduce him to firearms

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 Před 3 lety +263

      Now to be fair: Bob-oms are well... bombs. Bombs explode. In the other games they are generic enemies that blow up and you never feel bad for them. If you look at it pragmatically it really isn't anything special and I think children would just see this first layer.
      Now for adults, the fact that they gave this bob-om freaking characterisation and dialogue makes this all kinds of fucked up. He basically suicide bombed himself because of a rock in the road. This kinda puts an existential conundrum on all life in the Paper Mario universe and makes you ask inconvenient questions about life's worth.
      Thanks Nintendo.

  • @tuskegeeace2840
    @tuskegeeace2840 Před 3 lety +494

    "You can't change color splash John...You can't change what's comin.." -- I cried.

  • @JoshJepson
    @JoshJepson Před 3 lety +2555

    I really liked Ori and the Blind Gami 12/10

  • @Gwenth
    @Gwenth Před 3 lety +1600

    Peach: "Mario, babe, it's 4am time for your paper flattening!"
    Mario : "Origami Salami"

  • @AzulX
    @AzulX Před 3 lety +3270

    “This is like being folded at Peach’s house” -Gex

    • @thedankmister
      @thedankmister Před 3 lety +65

      note to self: never date a princess who’s already got a prince

    • @rossmore4682
      @rossmore4682 Před 3 lety +9

      i always get origami and kamasutra mixed up

    • @Anothergingerguyontheinternet
      @Anothergingerguyontheinternet Před 3 lety +7

      @@thedankmister just cap the prince in the head with Mario's famous 1911 pistol.

    • @adamextras
      @adamextras Před 3 lety +1

      You boutta get folded by princess peach lol

    • @laylover7621
      @laylover7621 Před 3 lety

      Sounds like a good time to me

  • @AGoodProfileName
    @AGoodProfileName Před 3 lety +304

    5:29 *pulls out comically large cup of coffee*

    • @VivaCristoRei9
      @VivaCristoRei9 Před 3 lety +33

      only a mug full

    • @NicoMambino
      @NicoMambino Před 3 lety +19

      Is this gonna be enough?

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 Před 3 lety +9

      I wonder what he's gonna use to stir it? 🤔

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 Před 3 lety +4

      @@howsitgoingbros3711 something equal to a spoonful I’m sure

    • @Abudzin
      @Abudzin Před 3 lety +5

      Thanks, I'm blind so I could not see that in the video.

  • @styrofoamcow6996
    @styrofoamcow6996 Před 3 lety +585

    I feel like watching this is making me want the game and simultaneously spoiling a lot of jokes

    • @janpawedwa4590
      @janpawedwa4590 Před 3 lety +147

      This is like 2% of the jokes in this game, get the game, it's great

    • @styrofoamcow6996
      @styrofoamcow6996 Před 3 lety +81

      @@janpawedwa4590 I did and ur right lol

    • @bdon55x39
      @bdon55x39 Před 3 lety +8

      @@styrofoamcow6996 is it actually good? im hesitant... i think combat looks very stupid

    • @styrofoamcow6996
      @styrofoamcow6996 Před 3 lety +5

      @@bdon55x39 Eh the combat is okay, the boss fights haven't been great so far

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 Před 3 lety +21

      Caspian Wallace the bosses get better with every streamer

  • @AVGNROCKS1996
    @AVGNROCKS1996 Před 3 lety +2479

    Yeah Bobby dies, then Olivia has a breakdown over his death and then his ghost tells Mario to cheer her up and get her to move on... in a Mario game. Thanks Sakurai.

    • @keifordk
      @keifordk Před 3 lety +162

      shit was sad as hell

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 Před 3 lety +135

      And then when you take a pic at the studio, he appears in ghost form in all of them.

    • @krish2x12
      @krish2x12 Před 3 lety +74

      thanks kojima*

    • @PaulSeFaitChier
      @PaulSeFaitChier Před 3 lety +67

      Thanks Obama*

    • @colton.421
      @colton.421 Před 3 lety +32

      Thanks Reggie

  • @SpanishVanguardia
    @SpanishVanguardia Před 3 lety +10926

    Never thought I would see a game that would neutralize Donkey's humor.

  • @gameninjac6608
    @gameninjac6608 Před 3 lety +117

    I really like how when the colored pencils die, the resulting explosion looks like an explosion GIF, and doesn't fit at all.

  • @michaeltan7625
    @michaeltan7625 Před 3 lety +63

    5:44 "If I had 10000 coins, I can just win the game right now" I just realize he already have 10000 coins

  • @TheTeaTycoon
    @TheTeaTycoon Před 3 lety +12040

    This game has such a different sense of humor to most Mario games. Honestly it feels a bit like Dunkey wrote it

  • @wesreleases6346
    @wesreleases6346 Před 3 lety +2755

    When all Dunkey has to do is quote the game to get you to laugh, it must be a good one

    • @randyspaceship
      @randyspaceship Před 3 lety +70

      Dont forget that you can also fax travel

    • @Jkev24
      @Jkev24 Před 3 lety +25

      Good humor, plot was meh and game play was meh too.

    • @daizbid
      @daizbid Před 3 lety +20

      @@Jkev24 I enjoyed the Super Paper Mario style gameplay sections, but the actual combat got tedious very quickly, especially since the reward is just coins. So many coins.

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans Před 3 lety +12

      I really liked the puzzle gameplay of the battle system but I do think that the attacks needed balancing and fleshing out, I probably missed a few attacks from enemies because I just demolished them, and I didn’t care about coins or what I get from it but yeah, it quickly became tedious.
      Eitherway I really enjoyed the game, and it was worth the money IMO.

    • @yofyo
      @yofyo Před 3 lety +6

      Dunkey basically showed every decent part in this game though. There isn't much here.

  • @primarchlogarius
    @primarchlogarius Před 3 lety +96

    When you realize your life has come to a stand still because you have seen every dunkey video three times.

    • @JHouse151
      @JHouse151 Před 3 lety +7

      Only 3? Psh...wait til you realize you've watched them all about 12 times while on a mushroom trip...

  • @EpicB787Animations
    @EpicB787Animations Před 3 lety +52

    "You can't change Color Splash, John..."
    5:06

  • @SnoozeCruisin
    @SnoozeCruisin Před 3 lety +7971

    Glad to see Dunkey having a blast with the Mario series. I was afraid he’d written off strand-type games for good.

  • @The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge
    @The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge Před 3 lety +2607

    "Note to self : don't fold paper at Snoop Dog's house" -Gex

  • @fabiofabiobio
    @fabiofabiobio Před 10 měsíci +28

    This is why you gotta hire a real professional like Gex to perform in your video games. Paper Mario couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, he just stands there silently when the Bob-omb sacrifices himself to blow up the boulder. Gex would've been quipping about how he hasn't seen blasts like that since taco night at James Earl Jones's house

  • @bs-py7ru
    @bs-py7ru Před 3 lety +84

    “Go on without me Big M”
    “Bobby no!”
    “It’s been a blast, heh”
    BOOM

  • @kakaoshaughnessy5480
    @kakaoshaughnessy5480 Před 3 lety +1238

    This game is mildly terrifying. I mean, just look at that origami.

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 Před 3 lety +26

      Look at the graphics on Bowser

    • @kakaoshaughnessy5480
      @kakaoshaughnessy5480 Před 3 lety +1

      Tyler Regalado *ahHh*

    • @austindial6613
      @austindial6613 Před 3 lety +17

      Are we going to ignore peach talking about toad genocide.

    • @Neimonster
      @Neimonster Před 3 lety +3

      It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
      It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
      It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Před 3 lety +1

      Holy shit, I read the video like "Paper Mario and the Original Salami", up until I read your comment!...

  • @michaellaudani9948
    @michaellaudani9948 Před 3 lety +1768

    It's kinda sad that everyone takes their anger out on Laura Bailey when she does such an amazing job voicing bomb bomb.

    • @sanskarmishra5309
      @sanskarmishra5309 Před 3 lety +6

      I dont know why people are mad over bomb bomb cause the truth is people themselves arent!

    • @Smorfar
      @Smorfar Před 3 lety +22

      Xandroy yeah bombs cant be that explosives. Makes no sense shaking my head smh.

    • @phantomkrieger2744
      @phantomkrieger2744 Před 3 lety +37

      But in the end Bomb Bomb is an extremely well developed character and is honestly more human than the main protagonist at the end even if fans disagree with the controversial decisions regarding BOMB BOMB’S role in the overall story.

    • @Smorfar
      @Smorfar Před 3 lety +15

      Phantom Krieger people will hate you for that comment. How could you side with a strong woman? How could you betray us gamers. All i wanted is a buddy adventure with my good guy dadbod Joellerino.

    • @ethanquayle9519
      @ethanquayle9519 Před 3 lety +58

      @@AlphaCarinae ah yes, actors should be sent death threats for taking a job that they have no idea is gonna be good or not. What a balanced and fair opinion

  • @NoName......
    @NoName...... Před 3 lety +20

    5:05 "You can't change Color Splash, John." That was my favorite part of Red Dead Mario 2

  • @heyassbutt7668
    @heyassbutt7668 Před 3 lety +68

    "A genius makes this game" is an understatement. c:

  • @brianvaira486
    @brianvaira486 Před 3 lety +3606

    This video does a much better job advertising the game than anything that Nintendo has done.

    • @jessegriffin4537
      @jessegriffin4537 Před 3 lety +79

      Lol seriously! It's the reason I bought it! And it was worth every penny.

    • @tigerbaby98
      @tigerbaby98 Před 3 lety +2

      BINOD

    • @mellowsign
      @mellowsign Před 3 lety +105

      That's because Nintendo is shit at literally everything except for making video games.

    • @ilovepuyopuy0
      @ilovepuyopuy0 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mellowsign y e s . if you count hardware marketing is a gamble

    • @noseenogo
      @noseenogo Před 3 lety +27

      Yeah, it's funny that he hardly showed the crappy combat system in the game which just happens to be the majority of complaints against it. Strange how that works...

  • @mathan583
    @mathan583 Před 3 lety +4629

    "We're Koopa Troopas, what we gonna do, walk into him slowly?"
    Damn...

    • @88franko
      @88franko Před 3 lety +154

      When he said it, I felt that

    • @cianpatrickcornel114
      @cianpatrickcornel114 Před 3 lety +81

      That was honestly my favorite part

    • @redking36
      @redking36 Před 3 lety +116

      How they have fallen since their days of wearing sunglasses like thugs and speeding into people in TTYD.

    • @stiften5167
      @stiften5167 Před 3 lety +3

      Deep

    • @lama99654
      @lama99654 Před 3 lety +13

      @@redking36 They actually do that in a part of origami king. (right after the part with the cowboys in this video)

  • @TheR00ndar
    @TheR00ndar Před 3 lety +16

    "Good thing I still have my die move." -Bobby

  • @Lep_19
    @Lep_19 Před 3 lety +89

    This video is so good dude, its like Dunkey and this game are a comedy duo with the way their jokes seem to bounce off each other.

  • @psychosalad7812
    @psychosalad7812 Před 3 lety +3616

    Note to Self: Never eat a bean burrito at Bowser's house
    -Gex

    • @minimaleffortrequired.136
      @minimaleffortrequired.136 Před 3 lety +7

      haha good one

    • @interdimensionalgoober8769
      @interdimensionalgoober8769 Před 3 lety +9

      Note to Self: Steal somebody else’s shitty joke for CZcams likes. -Psycho Salad

    • @psychosalad7812
      @psychosalad7812 Před 3 lety +47

      @@interdimensionalgoober8769I'm sure plenty of other people thought of that joke before me, but I wasn't trying to steal from anyone

    • @minimaleffortrequired.136
      @minimaleffortrequired.136 Před 3 lety +8

      @@psychosalad7812 yeah, you were the first one I saw make it.

    • @labrynianrebel
      @labrynianrebel Před 3 lety +2

      Note to Self: Never go on a boar hunt with Adrastus in Mysia
      -Gex 🦎

  • @tanmanharris4820
    @tanmanharris4820 Před 3 lety +809

    Nintendo: we are trying to appeal to the more casual audience, so for the first time ever a character actually blows up and dies in a Mario game.

    • @CoopersCrazy
      @CoopersCrazy Před 3 lety +16

      **coughs in Super Paper Mario**

    • @pkshyguy
      @pkshyguy Před 3 lety +5

      Fawful

    • @jme6978
      @jme6978 Před 3 lety +10

      S C bobby did it for allah

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke Před 3 lety +9

      Which is weird, cos in previous Paper Mario games, Bob-ombs could blow up all the time and be fine. It was even a mechanic.

    • @armandoc2584
      @armandoc2584 Před 3 lety +5

      Joinsideke Bombette was special and with this new information we gathered in this game she probably died already.

  • @88franko
    @88franko Před 3 lety +31

    Neil Druckman out there killing characters in all the franchises. smh

  • @sogyn2239
    @sogyn2239 Před 3 lety +27

    John, we gotta go to Tahiti

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 Před 3 lety +1628

    Not gonna lie, that “fax machine” joke really brought the whole thing together. Gonna buy the game just for that.

    • @viniciusfollybarbosa319
      @viniciusfollybarbosa319 Před 3 lety +103

      Death Stranding's "Princess Beach" line had the exact opposite effect on me.

    • @gamingtoday1418
      @gamingtoday1418 Před 3 lety +84

      @@viniciusfollybarbosa319 this must be the first strand type paper mario

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 3 lety

      A capital choice.

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 Před 3 lety +3

      @@viniciusfollybarbosa319 I disliked your comment for reminding me of that shit.

    • @ilikeddd8000
      @ilikeddd8000 Před 3 lety +4

      I am wondering what happens to the original Mario. Does he just get shredded or are there just two Marios running around now?

  • @joeyoutube3961
    @joeyoutube3961 Před 3 lety +1163

    “This like unoriginality in Dunkey’s comment section” - Gex

    • @josephgrant8188
      @josephgrant8188 Před 3 lety +38

      You are nitpicking and bias, I win bye bye

    • @account_advanced
      @account_advanced Před 3 lety +15

      Joseph Grant wow you failed

    • @jojosteve3365
      @jojosteve3365 Před 3 lety +2

      I was here in the beginning

    • @buttermilkjesus408
      @buttermilkjesus408 Před 3 lety +8

      LMAO SOMEONE STOLE YOUR COMMENT ABOUT BEING ORIGINAL

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 Před 3 lety +2

      This comment section really makes you **feel** like you're watching a redlettermedia vid.

  • @ethanpearl9011
    @ethanpearl9011 Před 3 lety +23

    5:41
    "If I had ten thousand coins I could just beat the game right now"
    *coin count 10896*

    • @redking36
      @redking36 Před 3 lety +2

      I think I had something like 60,000 coins at the end of the game.

  • @catatata12
    @catatata12 Před 3 lety +25

    This game is SO dunkey... like he was there in the building helping conceive the game. Literally. With this donkey dingi

  • @gex8305
    @gex8305 Před 3 lety +1643

    “Note to self: never fold paper at Mario’s house”
    -me

  • @yr0610
    @yr0610 Před 3 lety +926

    0/10 Leah didn’t do her famous Toad impression

  • @LauraLowe
    @LauraLowe Před 3 lety +17

    When you finish your first serving at thanksgiving but are still hungry: 7:27

  • @JacobWP
    @JacobWP Před 3 lety +37

    *video starts, establishing a gold lined door*
    Dunkery: "Thats The Million Year Door"
    Me: exits video, waits 2 days to watch it for cool my head off

  • @Berd
    @Berd Před 3 lety +12171

    i love mario

  • @harll5560
    @harll5560 Před 3 lety +2150

    You guys sicken me: "i came here for the personality." You guys came for Mario's hot salami.

    • @Archibaldh1pp0
      @Archibaldh1pp0 Před 3 lety +18

      Something something blah blah appeal to the male fantasy.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Před 3 lety +1

      Of course we did. Everyone can deny it, but we all know Mario Mario is Nintendo's bold answer to Ron Jeremy.

    • @NicoleMarie.
      @NicoleMarie. Před 3 lety

      Origami Salami, but yeah... what’s your point?

    • @LeoRex13
      @LeoRex13 Před 3 lety

      You better put a lid on that salami
      And make sure it fit

  • @Caydiem
    @Caydiem Před 3 lety +20

    This game is so self-aware I love it.

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 Před 3 lety +34

    This game is hilarious. Mario reaching out his arms never gets old.

  • @Pumpkinss
    @Pumpkinss Před 3 lety +1318

    “Should the toads be silenced for all eternity?”
    Seems I must get myself a copy of this game

    • @indicimbecile6992
      @indicimbecile6992 Před 3 lety +36

      So is she gonna commit a toad holocaust or what?

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon Před 3 lety +20

      @@indicimbecile6992 No. The Toads are just shoved into miscellaneous things, or turned into animals/insects/objects.

    • @gryffehondor4236
      @gryffehondor4236 Před 3 lety +48

      @@SakuraAvalon The goal of the bad guy is actually to accomplish total Toad genocide. What you described is just step 1 on his plan.

    • @TheMemeLiker
      @TheMemeLiker Před 3 lety +14

      @@gryffehondor4236 I hate how in every logical sense, your comment should THEORETICALLY be a joke. Like to a person who hasn't even seen this fucking game before, in any way they could see that as "oh yeah, haha thats pretty good dark humor man nintendo would never shoot that kind of shot" but

    • @AizaakThurston
      @AizaakThurston Před 3 lety +24

      @@gryffehondor4236 You could say he wants Toadal Genacide

  • @samclukey9802
    @samclukey9802 Před 3 lety +2070

    This game really makes you _FEEL_ like a suicidal, anthropomorphic bomb.

    • @anotherstranger6657
      @anotherstranger6657 Před 3 lety +17

      10/10

    • @QuagFire101
      @QuagFire101 Před 3 lety +24

      Anthropomorphic? He just has *feet.*

    • @samclukey9802
      @samclukey9802 Před 3 lety +40

      @@QuagFire101 and walks and talks and has emotions... all human qualities assigned to a typically inanimate object

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Před 2 lety +2

      @@samclukey9802 I think that is a different thing but i am not sure

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 Před 2 lety +1

      Suicidal? He was just sacrificing himself for the mission.

  • @snapl3s715
    @snapl3s715 Před 3 lety +22

    The fact that dunkey didn’t voice the tape pains me greatly.

  • @TheButTickler
    @TheButTickler Před 3 lety +21

    1:26 tree stump man singing a sappy tune
    Dunkey: What's sappening?

  • @Bombasaur101
    @Bombasaur101 Před 3 lety +5839

    This humor in this game has sold me. This video convinced me I should buy this game but I was truly convinced when the Bob-omb committed Sudoku

    • @meowpower08
      @meowpower08 Před 3 lety +345

      He has a trophy and the description says “RIP in pieces sweet bobomb” lmaoo

    • @GeorgieHue
      @GeorgieHue Před 3 lety +88

      Sudoku lol

    • @lonnieg2055
      @lonnieg2055 Před 3 lety +75

      I don't wanna think about it, I got attached so fast 😭

    • @albertsaez4998
      @albertsaez4998 Před 3 lety +24

      commited sudoku hahahahahahahahaha

    • @hitnrun66
      @hitnrun66 Před 3 lety +4

      BRUH YOU SO MEAN LOLOLOLOOOLOL

  • @hollowdolphin3928
    @hollowdolphin3928 Před 3 lety +319

    7:03 the most tragic demonstration that paper beats rock

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Před 3 lety +9

    2:42
    Haha, so that’s how toads are born- OH GOD

  • @nogoodchad4473
    @nogoodchad4473 Před 2 lety +8

    Honestly if they give this writer a the regular traditional paper Mario gameplay for battles and keep everything else, it's golden

  • @SlightlyInDepthGaming
    @SlightlyInDepthGaming Před 3 lety +1795

    Last time someone died in a Mario game was actually in super Mario sunshine when Mario was infact given a rocket launcher with a flamethrower attached to it

  • @Fantazious
    @Fantazious Před 3 lety +2412

    Dunkey: “That’s the million year door”
    Me: Oh this is gonna be good.

  • @Densiozo
    @Densiozo Před 3 lety +22

    The bosses in this game are amazing. Truly they went so crazy on this one

  • @inkomi2142
    @inkomi2142 Před 3 lety +14

    I'm still mad that dunkey spoiled the most emotional moment in the game, HOW ABOUT A WARNING NEXT TIME HUH?!? I REALLY WANTED TO EXPERIENCE BOB-OMB'S DEATH ON MY OWN DUDE

  • @zzirconia1434
    @zzirconia1434 Před 3 lety +1055

    Times I cried in my entire life:
    Shooting The Boss in MGS3
    That Bob-omb dying

    • @BatataKarambas
      @BatataKarambas Před 3 lety +11

      Thank you for spoiling!

    • @datboijoey9587
      @datboijoey9587 Před 3 lety +32

      @@BatataKarambas bro the game came out 16 years ago and you still havent played it shame on you

    • @BatataKarambas
      @BatataKarambas Před 3 lety +6

      @@datboijoey9587 I unfortunately do not own a gamecube or a PC good enough to play Gamecube games

    • @BatataKarambas
      @BatataKarambas Před 3 lety +1

      @@datboijoey9587 I really wanna play it though

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One Před 3 lety +6

      And losing my virginity.

  • @hitnrun66
    @hitnrun66 Před 3 lety +7

    Actually didn’t think a mario game had that dark of humor, 6:50
    “WHA- WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HE DIES?!?! THE BOB-OMB DIES?!?! IN MARIO?!?! WHO THE FUCK MAKES THIS GAME?!?!” 💀🤣

  • @dezyrabletwink
    @dezyrabletwink Před 3 lety +11

    why am i just now finding this masterpiece

  • @SchaffrillasProductions
    @SchaffrillasProductions Před 3 lety +419

    insert Gex reference here

    • @CFM2
      @CFM2 Před 3 lety +25

      Insert verified youtuber comment here

    • @juicenkam5290
      @juicenkam5290 Před 3 lety +17

      This is like a weekend at will Smith fishes house!

    • @aidsbutlikethegoodkind2336
      @aidsbutlikethegoodkind2336 Před 3 lety +3

      “That’s f*cking Gex”

    • @lonecom685
      @lonecom685 Před 3 lety +1

      This is like Taco's Night at Paul Rudd's house.

    • @AleT118
      @AleT118 Před 3 lety

      This is worse than a funeral at Miley Cyrus's house

  • @nightazday7988
    @nightazday7988 Před 3 lety +1620

    "should the mushroom kingdom be unfolded and refolded to glory?"
    Me: no turn the kingdom back
    “Should the toads be silenced for all eternity?”
    Me: ... ok I admit you have a point there

    • @bradleyunknown319
      @bradleyunknown319 Před 3 lety +66

      I never imagined the mushroom kingdom would become a facist country XD

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington Před 3 lety

      PaaaAAAaa-piaaaaa!!!!

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads Před 3 lety +9

      Bradley Unknown
      i mean Italy was part of the axis forces so...

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bradleyunknown319 Life imitates art imitates life

    • @devonm042690
      @devonm042690 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bradleyunknown319 I guess that explains what happened to that yellow toad in the ruins. He was a facist. He did it to himself.

  • @uwumachine
    @uwumachine Před 3 lety +94

    He DIES?! WHO MAKES THIS GAME???
    .... Naughty Dog: *snickers*

  • @thotpatrol1342
    @thotpatrol1342 Před 3 lety +7

    How do we know that the trees are ladies?
    G i v e e m t i t s

  • @RedsHitpostMedia
    @RedsHitpostMedia Před 3 lety +1276

    RIP Bobby "The Boss" Bombertson he was a true American hero. A patriot to the end.

    • @aleksanderzaremba9695
      @aleksanderzaremba9695 Před 3 lety +7

      @Myntrix When you said that I think he was japanese.

    • @andrei89
      @andrei89 Před 3 lety +5

      Also Known as Bhomas

    • @Moffattt
      @Moffattt Před 3 lety +12

      am i the only one that got tear eyed when he died? he was a cool character

    • @joedreemurr2194
      @joedreemurr2194 Před 3 lety

      moffatt im with you there...

    • @blacktiger171
      @blacktiger171 Před 3 lety +1

      That pfp tho... psyduck likes what he sees lol

  • @dragonforcerules288
    @dragonforcerules288 Před 3 lety +1404

    Note to self: don't go to an afterparty at sky williams house

  • @koen5396
    @koen5396 Před 3 lety +27

    Later on, you play as the boulder which is the game developers attempt to get you to sympathize with it

  • @ihvojd
    @ihvojd Před 3 lety +8

    2:53 My legit reaction too lol

  • @Soosph0id
    @Soosph0id Před 3 lety +557

    Virgin Bobby: *dies with one explosion*
    Chad Bobbery: *explodes multiple times and survives, lost his wife, and took down a demon.*

    • @EpicOdysseus
      @EpicOdysseus Před 3 lety +46

      You best not be forgetting about my girl Bombette.

    • @monkeyorange2553
      @monkeyorange2553 Před 3 lety +5

      He ain’t nothing compared to the great... Bobert

    • @ValueNetwork
      @ValueNetwork Před 3 lety +18

      It’s almost like the writers of paper mario The origami king are trying to tell a unique and heartwarming story. Bobby died because the bombs in this game are mass produced and designed to kill.

    • @maxminton7861
      @maxminton7861 Před 3 lety +13

      J Webster That’s actually a great explanation of why some Bob-Ombs explode and die and are nameless and all that, whereas others have more life to them and can survive.

    • @ShadowsOfGames
      @ShadowsOfGames Před 3 lety

      @@maxminton7861 Despite

  • @tango2275
    @tango2275 Před 3 lety +6

    “You can’t change colour splash John” -Dutch

  • @mariofluffy219
    @mariofluffy219 Před 3 lety +32

    “Did you guys know that birdo talks” am i the only one actually surprised by this

  • @jihaadbarnett7153
    @jihaadbarnett7153 Před 3 lety +453

    Ok Bob-omb dying is actually really sad. Man wanted to kill himself the entire time and didn’t hesitate when he got the chance. Wtf Nintendo

    • @triple-d2640
      @triple-d2640 Před 3 lety +90

      Lmao A suicidal bomb in paper mario is the funniest shit I've ever heard of.

    • @weet294
      @weet294 Před 3 lety +50

      Fucker had a martyr complex

    • @gordonfreeman5872
      @gordonfreeman5872 Před 3 lety +2

      allahu akbar

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 Před 3 lety +1

      @@weet294 lmao

    • @nickduncan8376
      @nickduncan8376 Před 3 lety

      They’re sending a message to the depressed faction of their fan base. They officially condone suicide!

  • @fabienglasse
    @fabienglasse Před 3 lety +468

    Paper Mario be like: "The Koopas have souls and if you kill them, they go to hell."

    • @theshart9246
      @theshart9246 Před 3 lety +9

      "You'll go to hell, before you die"

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince Před 3 lety

      @@TommyTom21 That's literally Super Mario Bros. 3.

    • @Anothergingerguyontheinternet
      @Anothergingerguyontheinternet Před 3 lety

      The next game will be Paper Mario and his mass genocide on the koopa filth in the mushroom kingdom.

  • @tubester358
    @tubester358 Před 3 lety +11

    I had no idea Paper Mario was this funny & stylish lol. I loved the reaction shots for the guessing game at the end

  • @erickpina7015
    @erickpina7015 Před 3 lety +18

    This game's writer deserves a raise

  • @jonny8353
    @jonny8353 Před 3 lety +736

    "if i had ten thousand coins i could beat the game right now"
    looks down- he has 10,700 coins

  • @maianmaian449
    @maianmaian449 Před 3 lety +334

    My favorite game of the mario series is Paper Mario: The Million Door

    • @yeety3685
      @yeety3685 Před 3 lety +11

      Featuring the a million glove from fortnite

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon Před 3 lety +5

      Paper Mario: The Billion Door is #1 on my list of anticipated sequels.

    • @evanjohn1794
      @evanjohn1794 Před 3 lety +1

      Cool

    • @austindial6613
      @austindial6613 Před 3 lety

      @@yeety3685 james bond million finger.

    • @Steppin--
      @Steppin-- Před 3 lety +1

      Haha get it cause dubkey saidfubny thing

  • @BigBoy257
    @BigBoy257 Před 3 lety +7

    “This is my masterpiece” - Neil Druckmann

  • @sunnystoe1111
    @sunnystoe1111 Před 3 lety +5

    bobby dying still fills me with pure sadness

  • @StonePiston
    @StonePiston Před 3 lety +472

    "If I had 10,000 coins I could just beat the game right now."
    Has 10,000 coins on him.
    Thank you dark souls.

    • @Bwern
      @Bwern Před 3 lety +3

      we got the joke too LOOOL XDDDDDDDDDD

  • @XBloodyBaneX
    @XBloodyBaneX Před 3 lety +742

    Recommending this game to a friend.
    Asked if it was fun. I told him: Oh, yea!... It's a Blast.

    • @ryanhaddon4262
      @ryanhaddon4262 Před 3 lety +22

      you're a monster

    • @helmsplitterradientcy582
      @helmsplitterradientcy582 Před 3 lety +26

      And I'm here to defuse the situation.

    • @MiniMackeroni
      @MiniMackeroni Před 3 lety +2

      "It was a blast" _sniff_ "the blastiest" _starts sobbing_ "BOBBY'S BLASTING IN THE SKY NOW!"
      Friend: Uhh... Alright. I'll... check it out later maybe.

  • @w1ld1fire97
    @w1ld1fire97 Před 3 lety +5

    6:45 Bro that broke me 😂💀

  • @justarandomdudeontheintern2739

    Game: Paper Mario And the Origami King
    CZcams: Ah yes the original paper mario from 2000

  • @saalim5098
    @saalim5098 Před 3 lety +311

    Im having a hard time believing that this is the actual dialogue. It's too funny for a mario game.

    • @FoxHartley
      @FoxHartley Před 3 lety

      Bruh

    • @kanpekiken2481
      @kanpekiken2481 Před 3 lety +129

      All the Mario RPG type games have HILARIOUS dialogue. This is the actual dialogue, the original paper Mario on 64 is also comedic genius

    • @henrydikes6704
      @henrydikes6704 Před 3 lety +16

      Nintendo went maximum meta with this one.

    • @bigPauliee
      @bigPauliee Před 3 lety +39

      Paper marios always very out there

    • @capngeeoff
      @capngeeoff Před 3 lety +2

      This game was written by the people who make Fire Emblem

  • @mattrichmond9264
    @mattrichmond9264 Před 3 lety +373

    “JOHN MAH BOI, WE’RE GONNA ROB TAHITI JOHN” - Dutch, 2020

    • @paizro100
      @paizro100 Před 3 lety +19

      That was a pretty good impression ngl

    • @admech590
      @admech590 Před 3 lety +34

      "YOU CAN'T CHANGE COLOR SPLASH JON, YOU CAN'T, CHANGE.... OH, I'M DEAD."

  • @beanbisket7581
    @beanbisket7581 Před 2 lety +4

    7:35
    Me on thanksgiving: