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Team Jacob! He always had Bella's back and took care of her when Edward abandoned her or left her.
truuuueee. I guess i just like toxic blood sucking men. sad lol
@@kallmekris I was team Edward cuz he was sparkly LMAO
son of a bisch i didnt even think of that, i mean edwards wealthy idk ..... but you made me consider teams lol
@@kallmekris LOL darling dont we all lol
@@Arcibun hes so shinnnyyyy 😍😍😍😍
2:30 the guy who said “can i get into someone’s bed, I don’t even sleep here ” is a legend
Sum
I just want an entire book narrated by Kris' opening Irish voice. It was soothing.
yes
yess it kinda reminded me of minx
y……………es
@@coolpumpkins453 I TRANSLATED THAT AND IT SAID forks
I was Team Jasper😂He was probably the healthiest boy: He was gentlemanly, respectful, tried his best not to attack the humans around him while he was learning to control his blood thirst, he cared about Bella's feelings, and He absolutely ADORED Alice😍
I have never found a single person who thought the same as me, my twin!
Team Edward. The only reason why I’m team Edward is because I get to laugh historically whenever I watch them stare deeply into each other’s souls in the movies 😂
I was Team Alice. Seriously, read their interactions sometime. But in all honesty, if I had to choose between those boys, It's be Jacob. The writer literally wrote in imprinting just to make him a suboptimal choice for Bella. But both were...not good for her. Both tried to control and manipulate her. They treated her like an object to be owned.
U was team font make no fucking sense cause that's not how the books go
U was team dont make no fucking sense cause that's not how the books go
Thank you! I was too (by that I mean earlier this year my sister forced me to watch twilight and then regretted it because the whole time I was like, dude, they both suck and Alice is better
I was team jasper
I was team Edward- I had a crush on him for a while I- :,)
Team Alice for suuuuuure!❤ She was so pure and kind, and perfect girl. And she always had bellas back
Watching kris ramble on "apple maps, you know on the crest, crust, ooh pizza, crest.. I should brush my teeth" makes me realize I do the same thing
I was Team Alice! She was just such a fun and positive person, easily my favorite character in the book!
If your having a bad day, you can just watch one of Kris's videos to smile every time. Thanks Kris, your doing great.
Agreed 🙃
Aww
*you're
Ahahaha! I came here for the grammar Nazi, and I wasn't disappointed... 🤦🤣
so true
team edward because he was respectful of bella's choices and valued consent🙂
2:30 that one kid really said "can i get in someone's bed? i don't even sleep here" XD
The "Gather around for Kris reads screens" always makes me laugh! I love it
lmao same
5:02 Kris punching Pete
...
PETE! BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED US TO SAVE YOU!
:Pete: “blink” “blink”
6:30 i love how she needed to do a double take on that 😂😂😂😂
As for the guy who covered the whole bathroom with peanut butter,...All I could think was, WHAT? No Jelly ???
Kris makes me nervous when she compliments us, even if it’s just a “u looking great”😩
true
I get the same feeling lmao 🤣
so many bots☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
hehehhehehe
@@kallmekris sorry to be annoying, but can u reply to my comment? Xx u don’t have to! 💖
Team Alice because she was the best. Caring, always cleaning her brother's mess, loved bella.
No team Carlisle. He’s hot
I was team Alice as well but everyone told me that be gay was weird so I just said team Jacob cuz he was tolerable 😭
I agree, she was very chill and cool in all the movies
a good CZcamsr is someone who doesn't judge without out reason you have my respect
Team Edward because he shines like highlighter 🤣
Team Jasper/Alice because their love story and that moment he looked at her after telling Bella their story, "you kept me waiting" and his response "my apologies ma'am." Perfect ^_^
Seriously, it’s been a good few years since I’ve seen that and I still can’t get over it lol
So then Team Jalice
Nah fr like fuck the whole live triangle in just waiting for a series on Alice and Jasper's love story
wait what when and who did he say that too, also they were siblings, plz dont brush off my comment just cuz of the siblings part, answer the first question plz! its quite annoying ngl
@@bishhhh2009 siblings was only a cover story the Cullen family lived so not to draw suspicion from humans.
The conversation was during Jasper telling the story to Bella of how he and Alice first met if I remember correctly. 😁
I was team Charlie Swan. I digged that stache, and he was literally the only non toxic person.
Same! The only normal one there 🤣
....it's so true now that you say that.....
Omg nooo 💀
And was the best comical relief ever
The dad 😦
edward! Bella and him make such a good team!
Kris 😂 you make me laugh so much, your commentary is the most entertaining and funniest thing. I love your videos. Don't ever change.
Kris, might I say, your hair and makeup is absolutely on point today, as usual. ✨
It always is
So many bots-
awwww tanks!
Ur welcome kris
@Tommy 🅥 no
Lol, I thought she had a cold when she spoke at the beginning. Then felt stupid when she said she was Irish. 😂
I was also team Jacob as I group up watching him (shark boy) and I also LOVE animals and couldn't resist the thought of cuddling with wolfs.
10:03 when i tell you i instinctively closed my eyes and looked away 😂
i love kris's hairstyle in this video (and every other video, she's absolutely gorgeous)
Kris. I love how you say like “ Hope your doing well” or “ love your hair.” Thanks!
While everybody explains the team they’re on, can we take a moment to appreciate the punches she’s throwing. Good form.
She was literally punching Pete while I read this comment 😅
Yes
I don't know why but "then you could glow from the inside" literally killed me
the spicy juice is a classic. her acts are ON POINT
I love how Kris was making a joke about being a gross introvert during the purge. She then also just straight up redefined the sociopolitical issues that the purge became.
10:05 and the fact that Elmo is 3 years old.
Alice is always so supportive and kind
2:29 “HOLY SHIT GET IN A BED I DONT EVEN SLEEP HERE”
Did anyone notice that Kris fighting with Pete was exactly like Doctor Mike fighting with his plant?😂
I was about to comment that LOL
yesssss i thought that too!!
Xd
Yup
YES. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT
The “Gather around for kris reads screens” always makes me laugh, I love it!
WE LOVE YOU KRIS
The Lois part😂
Team Edward. They always looked so good together. He only left Bella to protect her but I love how he was willing to die for her when he thought she was dead because he couldn't live without her. but I do like how Jacob was always there for her.
edit: Tysm for all the likes y'all.❣
TEAM EDWARD even if jacob took care of bella after she reunited with edward they were a power couple a lot of people liked and loved😍🥰
YES! I agree
2:55 that was an older model Toyota Yaris, around the mid 2010's or so. Because the speedometer was actually in the center of the dash instead of being in front of the driver they put cup holders in the corners like that along with that little storage compartment due to the fact that there was no center console in the car.
I went straight to the comments to find this answer 😂!
The comment I was looking for, I used to have this car (2012) and I loved the cupholders
I have an older Yaris and I gotta say, those are the worst cupholders I've ever had to use. 😅
I already like women but Kris with an Irish accent has awaken something in me that I didn't know existed
her reaction to the purge one lol she went down the rabbit hole( i do that too honestly)
She looks exhausted but still makes videos for us. She is fucking awesome! Love you Kris ♥️♥️
I HAVE THE SAME NAME
@@rowanhouk8749 hey you do!!
no swearing child
She’s gots to pay the bills tho
@@GimmeUrBeans kris does it all the time
I love how when she was explaining all that about Timmy’s inability to read, an add cuts her ass OFF-💀💀💀
"I bet u my parents wish they could do that to me" Girl...SAME!
I hope Timmy is doing better now 😂
Team Jasper 😁 I always thought Edward was a bit creepy with the whole watching Bella sleep BEFORE they got together and Jacob acted like someone was trying to take his favorite toy (Bella) away from him. While Jasper's past is filled with horror and blood, he went from one war, where he was fighting in what he believed in, to another one where he had zero idea what was happening or going on before having to fight just to stay alive. He easily could have stayed and fully give in to his vampiric nature, thus killing his humanity. Instead, he left all that behind and tried to find some peace and who he was again.
Agreed. And he’s def the best looking in the whole movie. I feel like he and Alice are the best characters
@@tinytiny7044 yeessssssss 👏
I'm a guy, so Team Alice! I can't get enough of that pixie cut and she was always so bubbly and just awesome! Not to mention she had the best power being able to see the future and all :D
Same
Partial future? a possible future?
I'm so glad the last clip you can see he put tin foil before the peanut butter
4:53 the way the chair slowly turned had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂 my bag has bricks so i can swing it and hit people!!!! So fun
IM JUST KIDDING I PROMISS
Team Edwards because he possesses the perfect balance between confidence and modesty. He is an incredibly talented athlete who remains humble and approachable. His dedication to his craft and passion for the sport are evident in every game he plays, making him a true inspiration both on and off the court.
damn you really recited this shit, sounds like something a report card would have sm
This sound like my report card in 2nd grade
I’m having a REALLY bad day and watching Kris just brighten it up a little bit. Thanks Kris! Who else needs a drink.
A drink??🙃
I can't drink I'm under 21😅
i mean... i do need water? in fact, i was bouta get my lazy a$$ up and get some... i gotta go do that.
I need beer right now
Team Jacob!! He's warm-blooded, and would actually live a normal-length lifetime with Bella without having to turn her into something else. Also my husband's name is Jacob 😅
*while kris is recording this vid is midnight*
*me watching this 2 in the morning*
Me:👁👄👁
Why does it make me so happy when kris tells us we look good 😭? Came back 4 months later lmao i have 86 likes? Ty
Fr. Love you kris!!!
right????!!!!!
True it's like my daily reminder I'm a good person in the world
Ikr it makes me so happy lol 😭
Yea it makes me crying with happiness
6:38 that punch seemed personal lmao
Kris...MY DEADNAME IS HEATHER!!
That peanut butter on the walls had my hyperventilating
When you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but you have to walk down the scary hallway with the creepy shadows: 1:17
Girl your visuals are killing me I really love your accents it's so cool
BTW day 3 of asking can you bring back the cooking series
Love you videos ;)
Your profile picture is concerning
@@lillyvandendikkenberg7569 FR
@@lillyvandendikkenberg7569 whos? Emma dictator or Jacky,,,,,,,,
@@lillyvandendikkenberg7569 99% sure it's a bot
Also Kris you just hearted a bot lmao
Poor person who got this comment stolen from them
Team Edward because of his undying love for Bella and how he did anything to protect and provide for his wife his only priority was her and his family and his little girl he is the best husband and father 💓 he went above and beyond for Bella to make sure she was happy safe and well cared for ❤❤
kris: i'm wearing a nighty(or something like that) me: the irony so am i
kris is more chaotic than the videos she's watching 😂😂😂😂😭
10:00 I love this part 😭
OMG I LOVE her HAIR!
Lol, I respect the guy with pizza rolls
10:01 “I’m a pirate Elmo!”
2 seconds later
Kris:Oh Elmo’s twreking
Edit: Oh my thx for the likes
Hahahahaha😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
i literaly spit my water when i saw this part im dead
Lmao same
I'm Team Kris cuz she's the best
Probably needs to sleep
Agreed
omg that b true, and i thought mine was good
🤣
MAN I WISH I CHOSE TEAM KRIS
U rlly wanted a like from her did you
Team Jacob especially during that shirtless scene 😂😂
Team Edward 100%. Jacob tries to protect Bella but Edward gets her in danger but always saves her.
I was in the middle of a mental breakdown and kris always helps so I just wanted to say that i really appreciate how nice and chill and funny kris is (:
who is in the middle of a mental breakdown and was like kmk posted let me watch that 🤔
@@melanniejohnson6750 let’s just fix up the breakdown yknow
Guys, hear me out. Team Jacob because he’s a werewolf. Imagine going to sleep, and it’s freezing. As a werewolf, Jake is really warm, and you can ask him to turn into a fluffy wolf. Instead of freezing, you can stay nice and cozy in the winter. Edward, on the other hand, is cold. You can’t huddle up. Also, since he can’t sleep, he’ll just be up all night staring at you.
i love that you have a wolf cut like me!! I'm happy!!!
I love that in every start of her videos after her intro she compliments us it feels so nice ❣️❣️
Team Edward because Kris' opinion is always best. 1:45
What show are u talking about?
@@harryporter4724 I think it's Twilight or something, I have honestly no idea 😅
i forgot that those moveis existed for a moment so my brain saw those pictures and said 'who tf's jacob and edward, thats shark boy and cedric diggory' 😂😂😂
Yeah, for some reason, I randomly wake up at night and take a flashlight and clean my room. I dunno why. 😂❤🎉
I love how in every video she compliments us! I just feel better about myself
No one:
Me: **runs to bed faster then the fucking flash**
2:25
Well I'm a year late, but the car you were asking about with all the compartments was a Toyota Yaris. I had the same one. There were two gloves boxes, two fold away cupholders, and a hidden compartment.
My Purge plan would be sneak to Smith's, steal a ton of candy, then sneak to the apple store, steal something I could draw on, a phone, and then go back home and eat candy while I draw.
6:18 one time my brother put like... 14 copies of "Lord of the Flies" in one pocket, along with a Nintendo switch and his phone
Just curious, older or younger?
@@PlayerRBLX_ older
can we all just appreciate that even when Kris might be having a shit day she never fails to make the rest of us happy? thanks so much Kris you always make me smile and feel like it's gonna be okay.
Can we just appreciate your profile pic!! Love love love TBS!! ❤️❤️
The clip about men's pockets really struck a chord with me as funny because my ex-wife had purchased a pair of pants that actually had full sized pockets in them but they had been sewn shut so she could only use about 1/3 of them...
6:56 Such a relatable ADHD moment
0:38 never related to a KMK quote more
Same
Fun fact Kris Never fails us to entertain us and she makes the best high quality content ever and she makes our day or night even better keep it up with the awesome work 💯
Fr
so much bots wth 💀
@@samamerie Im no a bot
@@samamerie or are you on about the link bots???
I can't not think of you a single day daily complement
Im watching this at 2 am and i had such a bad Christmas but you never fail making ppl smile ❤
Kris you never fail to brighten mine and others days. I really love how you always complement others so they feel special. Kris you always make me smile:) I love you so much Kris! Have a fantastic day❤️
*never fail to brighten our day
**compliment
@@christopherlh4379 don’t…. It really doesn’t matter, and right now you look like you’re very shallow and annoying.
The fact that I watch and continuously re-watch your videos and just am brought more and more joy each time-every time a new video is out it's like Christmas I swear- love you kris!
Same!
Edward as he is fit AF
I’m Team Charlie, because he was just trying to make sure his angsty daughter is safe and happy, while maybe finding love along the way
When Kris uploads you know it's gonna be good thank you Kris for making our day
Elmo’s twerking 💀
Kros is the best ytber in the world, she always compliments us and makes our day better, luv u Kris!♡♡
7:30 sounds like a new character!
She's always great at voices but that was like VA level shit
I was team Jacob, but now I’m team Edward. I started to realize that he was trying to take care of her just like Jacob, but he thought taking care of her was leaving. I relate to that on an emotional level.