Impossible Not To CRINGE
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- čas přidán 29. 04. 2022
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The most entertaining thing about cringe-toks is that the person in it planned it, shot it, sometimes even edited it, then said "he'll yeah, that's great" and posted it
That’s exactly why they scare me 😶
@@yourinternetparent6708 faith in humanity is lost
And then went "this'll get views because of it" sometimes
So yeah i legit know someone like this who lives in their own world, cannot seperate reality from fiction, theres dramatic, then theres whatever this is. In Japanese i think they call it Chunibyo.
🤣
Kris: "I don't understand this generation"
Me who's somehow considered part of "that" generation: "Me neither"
same
Same
same
Same
Same
kris: "how do you wash eyeballs"
my brain: "maybe ten to twenty gallons of bleach"
True
Lmao
PLZ GIVE ME THE BLEACH
I love how Kris is so nice and tries to not say anything mean at all !! Haha love you Kris .
She said everything means re u dumb?
same
5:28 Kris, that anime is called "Food Wars" and is about an elite culinary school that has cooking "battles" with various wagers placed on the outcome. The guy with the red hair is the main character who constantly gets challenged by his wealthy elite classmates because he is a transfer student who lives in the "affordable" dorm and is looked down on by them. The running gag of the show is that he makes food so good that it basically gives his female classmates orgasms when they eat it.
I trough no one is gonna talk about the food wars XD
congrats, you just traumatised me.
BAHAHAHAHA I WAS SCROLLING TO SEE SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT
If they didn't I was I believe it's like 4 to 5 seasons of this show too.
I know right those that get it get it
I love the Scar reference! “I assume that a puppy or a kitten scratched you because you're a f**cking a**whole.” Lol, you are the best, Kris! Thank you for making my day all the time. 😂❤️
She is bashing a random person on the internet and that funny. If a kitten had scratched you face would you be an as*hole? Or would you feel insecure with a huge scar across your face. If I get my face scratched for life, I would be sad and try anything to get my face right. Does that make me an as*hole or human?
@@jitgtij she means that for a kitten or puppy to go for the eye you would have to do something to aggravate it first and when that happens you either did something terrible or did something the animal didn’t like, which indirectly or directly makes you an asshole. I don’t think the comment meant anything towards people with scars but only towards people who abuse animals. I apologize if I misunderstand your comment.
@@jitgtij Imagine reading that much into someone reacting to a person doing cringey stuff
@@jitgtij g
True
I was crying a few minutes ago and this just made my day a whole lot better :)
Aw hope ur ok
I’m glad your happy now
Me too
I hope your ok
Pov of your classmates flips off the teacher when they’re out of the room. When she asks you about it, she does the same gesture as the person to see if it was the right movement.
Anytime Kris compliments us,she makes even the worst days better no matter how terrible things happen in our life ❤️Love ya
Totaly true she's amazing
very true
Facts
agreed
True
The filters are horrible, who even made them lol. First of all, I would like to say that I’ve been going through tough things lately and I always look forward to your videos. Kris, I know you understand those days or even weeks you feel weak or sad or even angry and I thank you for making me laugh and smile because I don’t fake it for once. I thank you once again.
and here i thought that yassification was bad enough. i'm so grad that i never made a tiktok account. anything worth seeing will eventually make its way onto tumblr hellsite (affectionally)
Prayers for your tough times
bro the angry faces are so CRINGE😭😂I need to wash out my eyes.Hope y'all are doing amazing!
when someone does smthn cringe or embarrassing, its cringe and embarrassing.
but when kris does it its funny and amusing. pure talent kris love ya!
3:46 it’s a karaoke version of Hide And Seek. The words to it in this part goes like this:
Ding dong I know you can hear me
Open up the door
I only wanna play a little
The fact that Kris watched all that cringe for us to enjoy makes me feel better about myself
Feel it!
Every time Kris says "I don't understand this generation" I say "Neither do I"
same
Same with me. I am even apart of "this generation"
200th like, you're welcome ;)
@@firelionguurlsame
its sad when your age considers you as this generation
Kris: "Tell me how to wash my eyeballs out!"
Me: Mr. Clean magic Eraser.
10:21 the fact that I’m eating a burger right now is hilarious😂
5:40 they had the same two characters from a show about cooking where they cause each other to have foodgasms. Basically love at first waffle.
It’s actually a sex innuendo, it took me a sec but basically his “egg” entered her.
@@Sharkboy_ripoff No it's from food wars anime. Jay was correct, the show is basically just foodgasm
I’m glad that’s what it was, I had no idea who the characters are, and my thought was that cooking the egg was an innuendo for “scrabbling her eggs” i.e. rough s*x lol. Thanks for the explanation!!
Not an edit, just an addition/after thought, this is why I was in the comments, I was looking for someone to say something about that clip lol
i was scrolling and waiting for someone to answer her question! 🤣🤣
@@DrewP3ac0k i mean......it could be both🤔
Despite the fact she is obviously a very, very busy woman, she manages the time to make everyone laugh and smile with her very special sense of humor. I look forward to her rays of sunshine 😀
This is her job tho
this is legit her freaking job
I saw a furry at the zoo today, I had to stop my family from taking pictures of her because they didn’t have consent. She wasn’t really doing anything weird, just walking on all fours occasionally. I’m sure she got a few stink eyes and bad remarks, but props to her for wearing a mask in public 👏
The anime lap top thing it’s an anime called food wars where there is realky good food and it just gets confusing complicating and not advised for young eyes…
That Transition from the terrifying cringe to the sponser is spot on 👌❤️
Right? XD So smooth!
I was seriously crying for the first few minutes and considered not finishing the video. Then the clip at 5:38 got be nodding, “oh yeah, I know what that is!”
Kris, look up the anime Food Wars. It is a different take on the school theme storyline; but these teenage elite chefs are so good at their craft they give new meaning to the term foodgasm!
Foodgasm?🤣 lol best description of the anime🤣🤌
She's gonna be so lost just on the first episode, she's probably gonna say;"wth did I just watch?" 😭😭😂😂😂
Stop, don’t recommend that show for pure Kris
@@huda1361 Don't stop. Do recommend this show for pure Kris.
honestly I actually looked up the recipe for that Gotcha Pork roast from the first episode, it’s good stuff. I learned many recipes and technique discussions from that series; so it’s actually worth the watch.
Every time I watch Kris I feel good. Wish I could subscribe more than once!
I like that Kris may not support the furry community, but she still respects them. The only reason she didn’t like this one was for what it was doing, which is understandable
Can we all think how nice and kind kris is?!?
She’s a Queen!
Stay positive kris!
Facts
3:08
I KNEW IT! I KNEW OLI LONDON WAS GOING TO BE IN THIS
I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. I'm the one to trust (trust). together we do whatever it takes where in this pack for life. AWOOOOOOO! WE'RE WOLVES WE OWN THE NIGHT!!!
I don’t know if anyone explained it to you or not but the girl and the boy had a certain anime on it (pretty sure it was “food wars”), and when they both noticed they both liked that anime, they made eggs. (In the anime, they create food)
Bro the guy at 8:33 literally looks like the guy that Margo has a crush on in despicable me 2
Omg yes
Oh my word!! You're right!!!
anytime kris compliments us, i feel so much better. especially rn since i’m not feeling very confident, she makes me feel loved❤️❤️
You're a lovely person who deserves nice things. And chocolate.
@@not-a-raccoon You also deserve nice things and chocolate.
“Trap the thirst” got me dying 💀🤣
3:52
Came on right as my parents walked past and they just looked really concerned, confused and disappointed all in one 😅😅
I liked the smooth transition from travel away to a tropical island, to the sponsor of the video. Good job, I think that makes people watch the sponsorship until the end. Thanks for the portion of hapiness Kris
Great transition, though! I love her sponsorships!
Same
Yeah same
@@mariekewillems164 ben je toevallig nederlans?
Kris is always able to make us smile, even on terrible days.
Agreed, had one of the worst days today for absolutely no fuckin reason, get a notification from CZcams that Kris posted a new vid and tada: day saved
true
You know what that’s true
Frrrr
Hear hear
3:45 this is from a song called hide and seek and I guess that person’s saying if you make the connection and hear the words through the melody you’re a psychopath
The fact you called us a little ray of sunshine- I JUST GOT A STING RAY SHIRT THAT SAYS JUST A RAY OF ☀ I love the sun, sting rays, but most of all kris and every time she compliments us ❤❤❤
4:23 Truer words have never been spoken
6:09 not gonna lie that was a Smooth sponsor plug 👏🤌😎
siiiiiiiiiigh. guess im taking all my clothes off; got me laughing so hard 😆🤣
the second one lol
"GOD DAMNIT I CANT READ IT"
killled me lol
* dissecting the joke * The anime on the laptops was "food wars", where the protagonist cooks heavenly foods, and everyone reacts exaggerately when eating them!
The boy cooked like the protagonist, she was shwoon away by his incredible skills, and everyone else was as confused as Kris XD
And here I thought the eggs were just code for making babies 🤣
@@OMGSHEENA oh the whole tiktok is short for making babies...
I thought it was anime related, but I still got confused, because I never watched food wars.
I knew it was food wars, I just wasn’t sure why she reacted to what seemed like an almost raw egg like that-
5:28 is pretty much an inside joke, so for those who don't get it it's an anime called "Food Wars." The dude is the main character and the girl is a "tsundere" with a strict tongue. There are specific scenes where the main character cooks up something that when a girl eats it a scene starts playing where they get a literal foodgasm in heaven. I'm sorry for being a weeb alright now go back to wtv
Me going through the comments to see if anyone understood the joke 😄😄
I paused after that part to scroll down to the comments and see if anyone had explained.
Ok... video hadn't even started, and I was already dying with the bald man in black who was like stuck or something. Idk like, wtf MARIA GET IT TOGETHER!!! 😂😂😂
9:47 KIDS SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS APPPP
9:55 We have entered furry territory-
10:19 intense staring
11:00 uh...
11:04 "trying to date"
11:52 demon noises or smthn-
12:10 end of video!!!
Who else thinks Kris's complements are exactly what we need?!?
✋
My first thought, which is spoken aloud is always "Obviously you can't really see me Kris, but I appreciate the thought.
Okay… but can we talk about how beautiful Kris’s eyes are??? Like just watching your videos I notice them. Also sorry if that sounded weird. Thank you so much kris for being such a great CZcamsr! You always make my day! Your compliments always make me feel special! We love you! Keep being the best!
Yeah so true she always says they are ugly but I mean don't we all wish we had eyes like that?????????
@@meri5691 why would she ever say that if she gets validation from it? Seems like shes tryna seem humble by invalidating herself.
Siiiiiiiimp
@@eliw.4004 you have no idea what simp means do you.. you see that someone likes something about another person and say simp... come on now move on from that fresh bullshit
The simps r invading the comments
“Oh what a gentleman 🥴🤠🤠” you sounded like a Australian😂😂✨✨
3:22 if I could think of what words I hear in this I just hear
“lol lol lol lol lololollollol”
2:08 You can using these options:
(⚠️Cringe alert⚠️)
1.Acid
-If you want your eyeballs clean forever by not having them
-Only do this if you're a master
2.Holy water
-Probably infected
-For novices only
3.Bleach
-You won't feel the cringe because of the pain caused by the bleach
-Limited to experts only
4.Plain water
-People won't see you're crying from the cringe if your eyes are ✨WET✨
-Best for beginners to start with
Acid please alot
5:36
Food Wars is an Anime Thats about Cooking
And she Had Soma the main Character and another one on her Computer and In Food wars When They eat food they Have FoodGasams Its a weird but oddly entertaining Anime
“Don’t Kill Cows, Do You Want To Kill Me?”
Let Me Think For a Second.. yes
I was crying laughing for the FBI parts
Kris is the nicest person ever.
You can’t change my mind.
And the funniest lol
Yes
Love the nice kris 😁
Jesus
8:38 I legit thought he was cosplaying as the kid from despicable me 2
Lmao
Lol
I swear i got third hand embarrassment 😂😂😂
3:57 bros been holdin that sh!t in since ww1 lmao!!
Let’s talk about how smoothly she slid that sponsorship in😂❤️❤️❤️
Yesss
Seriously
amen lol
Seriously tho
Yep she don't give us the chance to get bored or anything
9:55 this suit is more expensive than my college tuition fee.
As a furry
WORTH EVERY PENNY
Though also for many people (and me sadly)
Owning a fur suit is a way of escapism or self identity insecurity
So YEA WORTH ITTTT
HAH
I spend ages looking for the furry time stamp
(Because I’m a furry :’))
@@Raccoonboi634 Hello fellow Furs!
@@potato4439 I'm saving for one right now! Do you have one?
Kris becomes a flight attendant in 8 minutes and 20 seconds
On the psychopath words video, the song is the beats to the song Hide and Seek, and they could hear the words on the beats
6:15 I started dying when Kris was talking about leaving the country because of second hand embarrassment and she turned it into "And you can do that with hopper" It was so unexpected lmao
Kris: “I’m happy because I brought my little ray of sunshine to New York…”
Me: **happy gasp** “Kevin!” 😃
Kris: “you”
Me: 😀😦😐
I thought she was going to say Kevin too
@@samdee8185 🎶I know I’m not the only 1🎶
I thought she was going to say that too, it caught me off guard
At first I thought she had a baby! But then I said wait she isn’t even married or even dating!
@@Violette_the-ant 😆
The f-ing seagull got me rolling 😂
"Pretend someone is getting touchy w/ it s/o"
Me: "GET YO HANDS OFF OF THE AIR 😡😡 THAT CEILING FAN IS MINE 😡😡"
"Do want to kill me" yes I will 10:26
Hey, Kris. I know that you probably won't see this, but you've put put a smile on my face hundreds of times. I'm usually sad, but when I watch you, I smile or laugh. I just want to let you know that you have helped through a lot and encouraged me to try to start a CZcams channel. Thanks for making me smile. Thanks for the compliments ☺
Don't worry she reads all her comments!
@@Ms.lizard true, she does
I think she will LOVE ❤️ your comment
@@Ms.lizard wait she reads all of her comments good because I will never say anything bad about her because kallmekris is amazing I want to marry her if I was gay:/ nvm Kris is just amazing ok I love her she is my *idel* (my spelling is getting worse r new word worser:≥) btw all of this is true even this this too and this omg this is going to take a while soo *this too 100000times*
The anime is called 'Food Wars' and the main character(Yukihira Soma) and his father owns a small restaurant with wonderful food. Soma's food,when consumed,makes people feel like they're in heaven/having an ørga$m(mainly for females). So that explains the egg.👍😁
I sounded like a baby crying while trying not to wake up the whole world😂😂
6:20 that was smooth as hell
(11:11) … “I’m 13th” WHY IS THERE A “TH”??
I also love how in most of Kris's videos she can perfectly pull off the red lipstick. I'm tryin'a do that everytime I go somewhere cool and I can never pull it off and I end up looking like a clown
Kris: Why did they make eggs?!
Me: eggs… and person…. = dead 😊
U r literally entertaining me through my pain. Broke my foot and it sucks. And no docs require money. Ty for being awesome and putting up videos
@The Game Shorts 🅥did u get paid to do that because that doesn’t seem like something you wouldn’t do
Im kind of in the same situation as you, except it's a surgery
Hope you get better!
Same Broke my leg trying to run for 3rd base
I love how kris didnt cringe at the furry for being a furry she cringed at what they were doing :)
i agree
Same, i realy hope the furry did that as a joke. Even if its a joke please dont do this.
Yes
Yeah it's realy nice knowing she doesn't think we are cringe
As a furry, I do find it nice how she cringed at what that person was doing. I even cringed at it, there are some weird furries out there- most of us. All of us. But not THAT weird.
5:29 I think it's a reference to the "food wars" anime. I could be wrong, I've never watched it, but I read the first volume in a sampler manga starter pack.
1:18
ADAM SANDLER, I CAN’T 🤣
Kris, I’m gonna return a compliment to you now. You are extremely funny, and never fail to make me laugh, and the transition from cringe to hopper was insanely good. I love how you tease yourself as well as the people making the weird af videos
3:15(?) Blackpink is a 4 member famous female kpop group most famous in Korea and Europe I recommend listening to their songs :3 (btw you is a cute beautiful funny queen if you ask me and you don't have to listen if you don't want to Kris your choice)
The one where the girl opens her laptop and it has anime is refrensing the anime "Food Wars". In this anime when people eat food they get pleasure from it and their clothes disappear (for some reason idk its anime). The girl was recreating the Main Character making her some food and she got pleasure from it in the most cringey way possible.
I am so sorry that you have to do this for us lmao, love the dedication to your subs
3:05 LMAO NOOOOT OLI LONDON
Blackpink r great Oli is just weird
I STARTED CRYING FROM OLI LONDON
FR
Can we just point out that Kris calls us her rays of sunshine when she is the ray of sunshine that makes us happy 😊
The cow: do you wanna kill me. Me: I mean I haven’t had a burger
As a furry I'm glad that you support furrys And thank that They are ok! 🐾
I remember those times we were cringy as kids and no one knew because it wasn't posted anywhere, love that for us! 😂💜
Political ads in 20 years will just be each candidate posting their opponents' TikTok videos.
I Thank sky daddy that I didn't have a way to post shit to the internet until I was an adult.
Imagine biting your tongue: 2:49
You’d bite it off!
💀
8:53 "(I didn't know the fire happened that literally just happened cause I got so mad)" 10/10 grammar😂
The seagull: argh argh AR-
No truer words have been spoken 🥹
4:14 I don't understand my generation either.
4:31 mans build like gru from despicable me lol
Kris: “anyone feel like a burger?😂“
Me: “I know the perfect place😏“
The psycho song goes “I just wanna play a little, dingdong I know you can hear me open up the door”
9:49 The newest hit single 👌
Listen I was cringing but Kris makes me feel happy AND THE FACT SHE COMPLIMENT US EVERYTIME JUST MAKES ME FEE HAPPY BC LIKE WHO ELSE GETS SHAMED BY THEIR OWN PARENTS?
i do but just my dad
3:59 is SO funny!❤
Kris how do you wash your eyeballs
Me:water🙂,my brain:BLEACH😈😅
man kris always makes me feel better and ive had a horrible day at work where i made 4 customers upset about their smoothies being too icy or too watery but again thanks kris so much for all you do to make us smile, laugh, cringe or not, etc. You’re an amazing being and we all love you so dearly I hope you know that (Don’t mind me in the background just eating edible cookie dough while tryna feel better by watch ur vid)
If I am ever sad I watch Kris, and she makes me feel so much better!😊 and she is so funny!! Love you Kris!! ❤️
You sound like you are 12
Him silently termanating all of you 😂
The food wars one just made me laugh lol