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  • How Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Should Have Ended
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  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 Před 8 lety +5857

    "Ah, don't be a baby Luke. I had both my legs and arms cut off."

  • @vickiegray2941
    @vickiegray2941 Před 8 lety +4212

    I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways...

    • @RealJoey
      @RealJoey Před 8 lety +104

      Lol. I loved that part. (Even though the droid is called a Mouse Droid)

    • @hugoreyes-ortiz6973
      @hugoreyes-ortiz6973 Před 7 lety +8

      f
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    • @kahlatv7231
      @kahlatv7231 Před 7 lety +7

      The ЕЕmpire Strikеs Bаaаaсk moviее hеrеее => twitter.com/c88c7aee441594906/status/795841418593910784 Hоw Тhе Emрirе Strikes Bасcсk Shооould Havе Еndеd

    • @foxeline7060
      @foxeline7060 Před 7 lety +40

      Even in space they have mice

    • @SuperZiggyCraft
      @SuperZiggyCraft Před 6 lety +9

      I read this the exact moment it happened.

  • @MrUn1versal
    @MrUn1versal Před 7 lety +2688

    Bobba Fett: I used to have a father :'(

    • @emc246
      @emc246 Před 7 lety +53

      that is exaxtly what I was thinking!

    • @emc246
      @emc246 Před 7 lety +10

      +EM11212 *exactly

    • @MrUn1versal
      @MrUn1versal Před 7 lety +52

      If y'all would kindly look, the joke is going over your heads, which is easy if you're like Jango

    • @opossumsim2278
      @opossumsim2278 Před 7 lety +3

      Max J ayeeeee
      I get you

    • @thephantomgamer3803
      @thephantomgamer3803 Před 6 lety +11

      SUB ZERO Boba is an unaltered clone of jango requested by jango

  • @paulheenan9098
    @paulheenan9098 Před 8 lety +2627

    "I HAVE A SON! THIS IS WONDERFUL! I must see him!"

    • @nikoletxdee8949
      @nikoletxdee8949 Před 7 lety +51

      This boy is son of anakin skywalker your Arę darth vader

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist Před 7 lety +11

      nikolet xDee this is wonderful !!! I must see him !!! Lol 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Ethan-cz8xq
      @Ethan-cz8xq Před 7 lety +63

      I know! It's so ridiculous. "I HAVE A SON!!!!" "I HAVE A DAUTER TOO???" "I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER????" "I HAVE A GRANDSON TOO????"

    • @markguardiana600
      @markguardiana600 Před 6 lety +3

      Anakin was always like since Ep. 3 - 9 in HISHE EPISODES

    • @markguardiana600
      @markguardiana600 Před 6 lety +3

      Ethakaingeneral, YOU ARE A GRANDFATHER TOO?

  • @Awesome-oo9vz
    @Awesome-oo9vz Před 8 lety +1555

    "He's going to be so excited!"-Darth Vader..."NNOOOOOO!! Nooo!!!"-Luke Skywalker...LOL

    • @elenagrbic1756
      @elenagrbic1756 Před 8 lety +21

      HILARIOUS!!! 😂

    • @leocat5911
      @leocat5911 Před 8 lety +17

      he did kill Kenobi and a planet and the Jedi order, wow

    • @DanTruong10-13-95
      @DanTruong10-13-95 Před 8 lety +8

      +Leonard Valverde & multiple younglings

    • @ashwinramaswamy4059
      @ashwinramaswamy4059 Před 8 lety +3

      +Awesome101 "Do not want" - Luke

    • @ashgarr3479
      @ashgarr3479 Před 8 lety +5

      +Leonard Valverde Kenobi cut off all his limbs, threw him into a pit of lava, and left him to die.
      Also the Jedi order was really fucked up I mean look at Yoda "Feel emotion you must not. Care for others you must not" and all that shit I mean the Jedi order was so fucked up fight me.

  • @jonathand2705
    @jonathand2705 Před 9 lety +890

    "This is not a negotiation. I am your father, and I say we're going home." Best thing since sliced bread.

  • @lestat1591
    @lestat1591 Před 7 lety +3992

    I think it would be funny if they said
    "But you cut off my hand"
    "It's a skywalker tradition"

    • @loiswolf9942
      @loiswolf9942 Před 7 lety +92

      connor watson haha leia should be conceded lucky then haha

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 Před 4 lety +104

      @@loiswolf9942 when you think about it, it only seems to apply to the men in the family

    • @user-wk2vj5qt6y
      @user-wk2vj5qt6y Před 4 lety +15

      Ohhhh my GOD

    • @darshanbildikar1
      @darshanbildikar1 Před 4 lety +15

      Haha haha 😆🤣😂 !!!

    • @bronyprevedus1724
      @bronyprevedus1724 Před 4 lety +81

      Every true Skywalker must do 3 things in his life:
      1 - Lose hand
      2 - Blow up cosmic station
      3 - Turn over all the Galaxy

  • @aurelia8028
    @aurelia8028 Před 7 lety +3080

    yoda has a point there...

    • @windflash7501
      @windflash7501 Před 7 lety +212

      maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have.....

    • @pierrelindgren5727
      @pierrelindgren5727 Před 7 lety +30

      Qui Gon doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    • @frag2k12
      @frag2k12 Před 7 lety +15

      + Pierre Lindgren Except that was Obi Wan not Qui Gon Yoda was speaking too, Qui Gon got gutted instead.

    • @scofield1154
      @scofield1154 Před 7 lety +36

      Magnus Juul if you are reffering to Obi Wan letting Vader kill him thats an easy one.
      1.Obi Wan did not fear death as he was one with the force.
      2.If Obi Wan kept fighting Luke would try to help and die or get captured
      3. Obi Wan knew he couldnt beat Vader so once he realized Luke is safe he decided to be a Force Ghost and generally not waste Vader's time.(All tho Obi Wan beat Vader once it was because Obi Wan was 30-35 at that time and Anakin was still learning meanwhile now Anakin has a suit that keeps him fresh while Obi Wan is just old..
      also Anakin was supposed to be the strongest Jedi of all time so its only natural in his prime to be able to beat a strong but still mediocre Obi Wan. )

    • @capoking1495
      @capoking1495 Před 6 lety +3

      Michael Scofield nobody cares obi wan sucks

  • @elenagrbic1756
    @elenagrbic1756 Před 8 lety +5707

    Am I the only one that likes Vader this way more??? 😂

    • @michamankowski5781
      @michamankowski5781 Před 8 lety +77

      I love him like that!!! :D

    • @rdty9251
      @rdty9251 Před 8 lety +37

      Me too

    • @zionharriszh
      @zionharriszh Před 8 lety +141

      he's relatable in this version anyone who was a robot guy who thought his kids were dead finds out he has a son I know i'd be exited

    • @gezatherton1071
      @gezatherton1071 Před 8 lety +13

      +Demon Z Well we've all been there... :p

    • @Anonymous10801
      @Anonymous10801 Před 8 lety +46

      I love him like this I wanna see a series animated this way of Vader just like this

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL Před 8 lety +2018

    Vader is adorable!

  • @evasandford6391
    @evasandford6391 Před 7 lety +1728

    "This is not a negotiation"
    "Let me go!"
    "I am your father and I say were going home"
    "Your the worst dad ever!"

  • @willcc19-18
    @willcc19-18 Před 4 lety +488

    I love the ongoing gag about Anakin telling everybody he’s a dad 😂

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque2782 Před 9 lety +593

    Star Destroyer Officers: as long as he's not choking us, he can act as crazy as he wants.

  • @brookeshea8569
    @brookeshea8569 Před 7 lety +2431

    "No doubt we will have fun ruling the galaxy together!"
    Milliseconds later...
    "Nooooooooooo Noooooooooo Noooooooo"
    "... I know you seem upset

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart Před 4 lety +1406

    Obi-Wan: "Maybe you should not have let him go alone."
    Yoda: *"Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have."*
    He has a point there.

    • @Justaguy852
      @Justaguy852 Před 3 lety +72

      Exactly what was obi wan trying to achieve by getting darth mauled

    • @carcrashheart
      @carcrashheart Před 3 lety +9

      @@Justaguy852 HahHHaaHA

    • @nasirthesenatejohnson6935
      @nasirthesenatejohnson6935 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Justaguy852 He knew Luke wouldn't leave if he was still alive

    • @saraola6477
      @saraola6477 Před 3 lety +2

      lol

    • @blackriflesmatter7683
      @blackriflesmatter7683 Před 2 lety +16

      Kenobi knew he wasn't going to survive his fight with Vader. By continuing to fight he knew it was going to draw Luke in and get him killed.

  • @starscream_4543
    @starscream_4543 Před 7 lety +484

    I have a son little droid that drives down the hallways...😂

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault Před 8 lety +420

    i love how vader acts in this series whenever he finds out hes a dad

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 Před 4 lety +13

      Hey guys! My secret wife is pregnant with twins!

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 Před 4 lety +13

      It's actually whenever someone has children in general. I guess he just really likes kids- which must sting like crazy.

    • @howlibertydies
      @howlibertydies Před 4 lety +5

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 anakin likes kids so much, he massacres them during revenge of the sith

    • @hyrulecitizen7988
      @hyrulecitizen7988 Před 4 lety +1

      Yep

  • @MrArmystrong85
    @MrArmystrong85 Před 8 lety +2859

    This is exactly what happened and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo Před 8 lety +116

      Did Lucas change it again?

    • @logdog6762
      @logdog6762 Před 8 lety +25

      +MrArmystrong85 This is the epitome of fan fiction.

    • @roasty80
      @roasty80 Před 8 lety +20

      +Valpas Kankaristo not until the ultimate anniversary 4k remastered ultra hd lenticular limited edition

    • @DetectiveJulie
      @DetectiveJulie Před 8 lety

      +Log Dog Is there a fan fiction of this?

    • @logdog6762
      @logdog6762 Před 8 lety

      Julie McIntyre I'm sure that if you looked hard enough, you would find some.

  • @AakashVadher
    @AakashVadher Před 7 lety +611

    R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, she is one with the force now

    • @bbrules8646
      @bbrules8646 Před 7 lety +9

      Aakash Vadher too true

    • @A.G.O.M.
      @A.G.O.M. Před 6 lety +5

      True that, true that

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 Před 5 lety +6

      And now Peter Mayhew has gone to join her. 😞

    • @evanmiller2562
      @evanmiller2562 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rapogirl1391 you forgot Kenny baker!

    • @Evren_
      @Evren_ Před 3 lety +4

      As is Christopher Lee

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 Před 4 lety +87

    Loved that line.
    "I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEEEED!"

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 Před 9 lety +208

    Seriously does no one understand why Obiwan let Vader kill him?
    Obiwan was a seventy year old Jedi who was in a death duel with a fifty year old Sith Lord who was extremely strong in the force and was half machine.
    It was like fighting a General Grievous if he had been a Jedi (Grievous was trained to use lightsabers, but had no connection to the force).
    Obiwan knew he wouldn't walk away, so he put all of his focus on becoming force presence so he could still help Luke.
    He allowed Vader to kill his body so his spirit could live and guide Luke.
    Also he distracted Vader so Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy could escape.
    I have questions about Star Wars but that ain't one of them.
    My question is that why is there no Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic movie / anime?

    • @andrewbennett6089
      @andrewbennett6089 Před 9 lety +10

      Joshua : And if he hadn't died, he wouldn't have been able to help him destroy the Death Star.

    • @denethor5012
      @denethor5012 Před 9 lety +3

      ***** In one of the original scripts Obi-Wan survives all 3 movies. He originally just stood with everyone else on Yavin IV.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 Před 9 lety +9

      InvertedInvert I would have liked that better myself. It would have made more sense and it would have made more sense if the Ewokes had been Wookies (Wookies are badass).

    • @WYLad2024
      @WYLad2024 Před 9 lety +3

      Joshua Obi Wan wasn't killed by Vader. He made one with the Force. Vader's lightsaber never touched Obi Wan - just his robe.

    • @OrangeUtan1
      @OrangeUtan1 Před 9 lety

      Joshua Why even confront vader in the first place?

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething Před 9 lety +324

    And then - Darth Vadar: I have a daughter, too?! Wow, this is a miracle! I have a family! Now if only some convenient plot device in one of the next three movies mysteriously brings back my dead wife, things will be a-ok! I'll still be a dark lord, but I'll be a family-man dark lord; it will really inspire my troops that I've gotten in touch with my softer, more sensitive dark-side.

  • @reagmaster12
    @reagmaster12 Před 7 lety +331

    1:55 I think Vader just accidently dropped his son back into the void....

  • @Callidous
    @Callidous Před 7 lety +201

    1:34 "That does sound pretty good."
    Not gonna lie, I would have joined him. I mean, sure I would feel a little bad about it, but I just don't have that impulse control, you know.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 Před 7 lety +3

      The deal breaker for me is if I can't have a cool suit like his.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 Před 7 lety +9

      I'm aware of the canon (the real one, not disney's) but that doesn't take away from the fact that Vader's outfit looks awesome.

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello Před 9 lety +309

    I love that little droid

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 Před 9 lety +579

    Obi-Wan: maybe you shouldnt of let Luke go alone
    Yoda: Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have
    Yoda:1
    Obi-wan:0

    • @minecrafter0505
      @minecrafter0505 Před 8 lety +19

      Jack Mehoff But Obi wan! (This pun was terrible)

    • @ng1406
      @ng1406 Před 8 lety +17

      But obi wan had the "high" ground

    • @mastertigress9417
      @mastertigress9417 Před 8 lety +2

      #YodaBurn

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot Před 8 lety +3

      +Jack Mehoff I love that little ''up-down'' judgemental look Yoda does at the very last second

    • @joe1999_1
      @joe1999_1 Před 5 lety +1

      *thung life music and cigarette for yoda*

  • @hadesbutmortal
    @hadesbutmortal Před 7 lety +231

    I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways!

  • @kenllacer
    @kenllacer Před 8 lety +1192

    If I had a bad-ass dad who offered to rule the galaxy as father and son I would say: Aye!

    • @TeamIONDarius
      @TeamIONDarius Před 8 lety +126

      +J. Midnite A father you've never known for your entire life until a minute after you were duelling him to the death?
      Sounds legit.

    • @yeah-hp7eb
      @yeah-hp7eb Před 8 lety +5

      +UndisputedElite Lol

    • @BenWhite9311
      @BenWhite9311 Před 8 lety +8

      Aye

    • @brookeshea8569
      @brookeshea8569 Před 7 lety +56

      But do we have to rule from the dark side?

    • @Stonkzy
      @Stonkzy Před 7 lety +30

      +Summer Saturday then I would never join you

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 Před 10 lety +329

    Seriously why didn't Vader just pull Luke back up with the force!?

    • @dariusjamesone1369
      @dariusjamesone1369 Před 10 lety +56

      Probably from the same reason Obiwan let Vader cut him in two . and by that I mean the Jedi nonsense " It is the right thing to do" moment or " it has to be like this" piece of crap . Anyway , Vader is very funny

    • @deliciousbutter6077
      @deliciousbutter6077 Před 10 lety +29

      If Vader could control bodies like that why wouldn't he just break Lukes arms and not fight?

    • @Numbers1516
      @Numbers1516 Před 10 lety +76

      Deliciousbutter Why are we saying "If Vader could control bodies"? Isn't he famous for choking people to death with the force THROUGH TELEVISIONS?

    • @dariusjamesone1369
      @dariusjamesone1369 Před 10 lety +12

      the_numbers yeah . so it's probably that nonsense "I have a plan for him" moment

    • @1krani
      @1krani Před 10 lety +41

      You know, why do people give problems like this a pass in the original trilogy but have a hissy fit when they occur in the prequels? The prequels deserve a better rep.
      Except Episode 2. That movie was sheit.

  • @OrangeKyle91
    @OrangeKyle91 Před 8 lety +2240

    In space, nobody can hear you scream about having a son. :P

    • @Marcelo-ol7lf
      @Marcelo-ol7lf Před 8 lety +30

      But he is inside the ship

    • @OrangeKyle91
      @OrangeKyle91 Před 8 lety +3

      +marcelo rocha You don't say!? Um, do you know what a joke is?

    • @anasrachidi9299
      @anasrachidi9299 Před 8 lety +62

      +OrangeKyle91 a joke is supposed to be funny.

    • @zionharriszh
      @zionharriszh Před 8 lety +6

      +Anas Rachidi hahahagagahaha

    • @sosotur_sos155
      @sosotur_sos155 Před 8 lety +14

      just imagine how much debt he is in child support

  • @brezzendorf
    @brezzendorf Před 4 lety +108

    You knew a movie is good when HISHE barely change the plot

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 Před 7 měsíci

      I would have liked some alternatives, like if Luke never showed up. Or went immediately, to save them in the nick of time, which is what people say was expected to happen so they wouldn't have time to put Han into Carbon Freeze.

  • @localscallmemordecai3560
    @localscallmemordecai3560 Před 3 lety +26

    Vader: he's going to be soo excited!
    Luke: 1:07

  • @simonlong3368
    @simonlong3368 Před 8 lety +780

    You're the worst dad ever!
    "Whoa whoa! What are you doing? You shot first."
    _Yeah......why wouldn't I?_
    "I uh......I don't know the answer to that."

  • @Jurkox26
    @Jurkox26 Před 9 lety +92

    I died laughing when Yoda said ''maybe getting cut in half for no reason,you should not have''

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear Před 9 lety +3

      yeah ....obi-wan didn't needed to duel with vader in the first movie ...

    • @estellariley5334
      @estellariley5334 Před 9 lety

      ΨΨΨ Koxik King ΨΨΨ i was like 'apply cool water to area of burn'.

    • @shaolinjoe3705
      @shaolinjoe3705 Před 8 lety

      I always Felt that Obi Wan should of keep battling Vader & Tell Luke to leave.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 Před 7 měsíci

      I just saw _Hardware Wars_ again, where he stays behind and they all mutter, "Martyr!"

  • @KJetixsSuccessor
    @KJetixsSuccessor Před 4 lety +146

    Palpatine: "I have a granddaughter! This is amazing news! I must tell everyone! Hey Vader, I have a granddaughter!"

    • @bencebotye3904
      @bencebotye3904 Před 4 lety +36

      Rey: ...Skywalker.
      Anakin: WHAT? I AM A STEP-GRANDFATHER? LET'S TELL EVERYONE!

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor Před 4 lety +11

      Botye Bence
      Palp’s: no, No!

  • @armedraptor5114
    @armedraptor5114 Před 7 lety +323

    1:51 I'd so love to see them living in Vader's cheap Mustafar house...
    ...from Rogue One.

    • @TN2AwesomeLawson
      @TN2AwesomeLawson Před 7 lety +6

      KaloTube the power that we are dealing with here is immeasurable

    • @armedraptor5114
      @armedraptor5114 Před 7 lety +18

      Awesome Lawson
      If Luke said "Let me go".
      Vader: "Why?"
      Luke: Because I'll rebel
      me: Mind.Blown

    • @fusionmc6657
      @fusionmc6657 Před 7 lety +5

      Can I say something I paws in video at the right moment look at the comments found your comment with 151 look at the video with 151

    • @littlewinterflower1831
      @littlewinterflower1831 Před 7 lety +2

      KaloTube LOL! 😂😂😂 👏👏

    • @hamishandjadescott2301
      @hamishandjadescott2301 Před 7 lety

      KaloTube 👻😌

  • @starling1228
    @starling1228 Před 9 lety +232

    I HAVE A SON LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
    Anyone else notice scooby at 0:56

  • @willrea
    @willrea Před 8 lety +615

    Luke: "I'll never join you!"
    Darth Vader: "Hello, 'I'll-never-join-you', I am your father."
    Luke: "Nooooo! Nnnoooo!"

    • @akmayernick3722
      @akmayernick3722 Před 4 lety +43

      The Dark Lord of dad jokes
      A.k.a.
      The Dad Lord

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 Před 4 lety +8

      @@akmayernick3722 the Dad Lord is here. Run for your life!

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 Před 4 lety +18

      Darth Vader has actually always had a thing for corny lines. I mean, come on, he has literally never choked someone without saying something silly yet intimidating. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director." "If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?" "You have failed me for the last time." "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

    • @ale5cat-san689
      @ale5cat-san689 Před 4 lety +5

      I love dad jokes

  • @anthonyrape
    @anthonyrape Před 7 lety +421

    This isn't a negotiation X,D right Lol

    • @shadow-faye
      @shadow-faye Před 7 lety +16

      Jack The cat is am your father and I say we're going home

    • @foxeline7060
      @foxeline7060 Před 7 lety +12

      You are the worst dad ever!

    • @ashtin3709
      @ashtin3709 Před 6 lety +5

      These are aggressive negotiations. XD

    • @parkerboy795
      @parkerboy795 Před 6 lety +5

      Foxeline More like the most powerful dad ever. He he.

    • @dgerdi
      @dgerdi Před 4 lety +1

      Jack The cat yeah! Damn right!

  • @Lo-tf6qt
    @Lo-tf6qt Před 7 lety +98

    If my father was Darth Vader I would join him no matter what

  • @lenastorm6280
    @lenastorm6280 Před 8 lety +327

    Wait...so does Han shot first?

    • @elessal
      @elessal Před 8 lety +24

      +Lena Storm he did shot fist. and also to vader in that scene... look it up

    • @jacksonadolph7805
      @jacksonadolph7805 Před 8 lety

      +mister chef Yes

    • @elessal
      @elessal Před 8 lety +2

      all this just got goddamn boring. I am muting this.

    • @cleanpiss
      @cleanpiss Před 8 lety

      +mister chef You're the idiot here.

    • @jacksonadolph7805
      @jacksonadolph7805 Před 8 lety

      +mister chef yes you are the idiot

  • @leonardorafaelvideos8020
    @leonardorafaelvideos8020 Před 9 lety +140

    "You shot first."
    "Yeah. Why wouldn't I do that?"

    • @johnduh5030
      @johnduh5030 Před 9 lety +1

      lol xD

    • @holopengin
      @holopengin Před 9 lety

      ***** The thing is, Greedo didn't even shoot in the original theatrical release.

    • @muhammadkhan-ph1qk
      @muhammadkhan-ph1qk Před 9 lety

      This is why star wars is comedic gold .

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear Před 9 lety +3

      ***** what if greedo was a completely assumed scumbag of tattoine and han knows that ? hes name is greedo for fucks sake .

    • @TH15N4M315UN4V41L4BL
      @TH15N4M315UN4V41L4BL Před 9 lety

      Illiterate Person that's racist!

  • @factoryphilosopher5235
    @factoryphilosopher5235 Před 8 lety +16

    That father and son moment

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 Před 7 lety +33

    "No Force chokings all round!"
    Vader's approval ratings skyrocketed that day.

  • @TheMiksonPL
    @TheMiksonPL Před 8 lety +88

    "You are the worst dad ever"
    "Or like the most powerful dad ever hehe"
    rofl

    • @khorkienjoo5292
      @khorkienjoo5292 Před 6 lety

      Negan He is indeed the worst dad ever. He destroyed his daughter's adoptive home planet and cut off his son's arm

  • @elementalmech53
    @elementalmech53 Před 8 lety +59

    Vader: "I have a son?"
    Emperor: "No I said Anakin has a so-"
    Vader: "I HAVE A SON!"
    Emperor: "Wait- where are you going."
    The Emperor just says it so calmly, I died!

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 Před 7 měsíci

      That whole thing about "we have a new enemy" plays out really weirdly as "the son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." Luke should have been given a different last name if he's in hiding; and I don't like the name Anakin, either.

  • @chiewee
    @chiewee Před 4 lety +68

    Vader: He's gonna be so excited!!!
    *Later:*
    Luke: Nnooooooo!!!!

  • @g0g0art
    @g0g0art Před 7 lety +20

    Imagine how crazy that would have been if Darth Vader was like that.Wow. They should make a short film on Darth's perspective in empire strikes back.

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 Před 8 lety +76

    *I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

    • @unk0wn367
      @unk0wn367 Před 6 lety +1

      Herbivore The Carnivore aughh

  • @Naruto200Man
    @Naruto200Man Před 9 lety +68

    I'm really surprised he didn't do that in the original film to be honest (stopping luke from falling....) he could've still gotten away somehow, but come on, that would've been a funny tidbit. I hate it when villains suddenly forget what super powers they have so the hero can make their escape for the next film...

    • @Naruto200Man
      @Naruto200Man Před 9 lety

      ***** That's what I mean, they could've done that but chose not to.

    • @trollofduty007
      @trollofduty007 Před 9 lety +17

      TheGamingTurret i think he could have been surprised (in shock) that he just jumped and before it registered he was gone

    • @Shadoessa
      @Shadoessa Před 9 lety +16

      Luke always said that his father could have killed him on Bespin, but chose not to. This was Luke's reasoning for believing there was good in him. Darth Vader didn't want to kill his son. He was sort of in shock and probably let him go, feeling shitty that his son hates him (go figure though, honestly).

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear Před 9 lety +4

      in the entire saga of star wars you never see a jedi levitating another person ..just objects and robots made of objects.

    • @_Toxicity
      @_Toxicity Před rokem +5

      @@ProbeGear I know this is an old comment, but as of Kenobi, that is no longer true.

  • @anakinskywalker9137
    @anakinskywalker9137 Před 4 lety +349

    People reading this comment I HAVE A SON!!!

  • @wojtekreliga3881
    @wojtekreliga3881 Před 3 lety +14

    0:34 For the record in original script after cutting Luke Skywalker's hand and expression "You killed my father", Darth Vader, didn't say "No. I am your father", but "No. Obiwan Kenobi killed your father".

    • @wojtekreliga3881
      @wojtekreliga3881 Před 3 lety

      @Gevorg1989 What do you mean?

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn Před 2 lety +1

      To be fair Obi-wan "Killed" Anakin,and Vader was "born" so accurate!

  • @siprus
    @siprus Před 10 lety +14

    "where do think you are going?", "this is not a negotiation" XD

  • @queenbhydra454
    @queenbhydra454 Před 8 lety +127

    "Where do you think you're going!?"
    "AW COME ON!"
    "This is not an negotiation."
    "LET ME GO!"
    "I am your father and I say we're going home."
    "YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER!"
    "More like the most powerful dad ever. *chuckles*"

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Před 4 lety +7

      I always wonder why Vader did not use the Force to stop Luke from falling down back in the original.

    • @tantris2876
      @tantris2876 Před 4 lety +5

      @@TheWarmachine375 plot armor

    • @alchemist6819
      @alchemist6819 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheWarmachine375 plot armour 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @aaronmonke6825
    @aaronmonke6825 Před 7 lety +54

    "more like the most powerful dad ever heheh" I laugh so hard

  • @nukacolanut9274
    @nukacolanut9274 Před 7 lety +70

    "Me and my boy ruling the Galaxy! He's going to be so excited!!!"
    Me:...Um...
    Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NO!!!

  • @jmeowcoverage
    @jmeowcoverage Před 10 lety +27

    XD "where are you going" lol I love how serious the emperor sounded

  • @sarcanicus1
    @sarcanicus1 Před 10 lety +90

    you know it never crossed my mind that he could have just caught him with his force powers.

    • @STUFFMAN54
      @STUFFMAN54 Před 10 lety +12

      tru say

    • @BobsMinis
      @BobsMinis Před 10 lety

      He couldn't, it was explained in few books :)

    • @sarcanicus1
      @sarcanicus1 Před 10 lety +8

      BoB Miniatures so what was the reasoning?

    • @Spar10Leonidas
      @Spar10Leonidas Před 10 lety

      BoB Miniatures Which books are you referring to, the novelization or something else?

    • @SelvesteSand
      @SelvesteSand Před 10 lety +5

      Even if he could - perhaps he was just too shocked that Luke turned him down and cast himself to his death to think straight. :P

  • @ImamF0324
    @ImamF0324 Před 4 lety +11

    1:18
    Joker to Mufasa "U cut off my hand!!🤬🤬"

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 Před 6 lety +335

    “What? I have a son?”
    “No I said Anakin Skywalker has a son you are Darth Vader.”
    “I have a son! This is wonderful!! I must see him!”
    “Wait....where are you going?”
    “Hey everyone have you heard the news? I‘m a father whoohooo!!”
    “I have a son Stormtroopers! I have a son asteroid! Hey bounty hunters, guess what, I have a son! Did you know that? I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways. I have a son lightspeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!”

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 Před 4 lety +11

      I can't wait to meet him.

    • @darkeyes6615
      @darkeyes6615 Před 4 lety +14

      This is amazing! I feel Alive again! Me and my boy Ruling the galaxy he’s going be so excited!

    • @thegoldenman6139
      @thegoldenman6139 Před 4 lety +15

      Nooo nooooooooo noooooo
      I know your upset but I’m really excited that I finally get to meet you
      You cut off my hand
      Don’t be a cry baby Luke I had both my arms and legs cut off

    • @generalgrievous3054
      @generalgrievous3054 Před 4 lety +7

      As I was saying... Join me and together we can defeat the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.

    • @thegoldenman6139
      @thegoldenman6139 Před 4 lety +5

      Shrek uhm that does sound fun but do we have to rule from the dark side?

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle Před 8 lety +249

    Vader for How it Should Have Ended Force Awakens:
    *SPOILERS*
    "I have a grandson too? I'M A GRANDFATHER?! That is wonderful! I must tell everyone! Hey Obi Wan, I have a grandson! I have a grandson, Yoda! I have a grandson, Force! I have a grandson Ghost Solo! And he's just like me! Oh wait, that's bad isn't it?"

  • @nateanata
    @nateanata Před 10 lety +32

    Haha i love the idea when vader using force pull to stop luke from falling

  • @Ani0227
    @Ani0227 Před 7 lety +29

    " i have a son, little droid that drives around the hall ways" lmfao

  • @coltonyounger9724
    @coltonyounger9724 Před 7 lety +39

    my first how it should of ended and it's still one of my favorites

    • @medha6735
      @medha6735 Před 7 lety +2

      Colton Younger my first was Harry Potter

  • @grantmccarty5640
    @grantmccarty5640 Před 8 lety +376

    Anyone else notice the dog on the droid at 0:56

  • @JesterWhoHelps
    @JesterWhoHelps Před 9 lety +100

    I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPPPEEEEEEEED!! WOOOSH!

    • @nicolegarced9214
      @nicolegarced9214 Před 9 lety +18

      I loved that part so much that and "your the worst dad in ever"
      "no im the most POWERFUL dad ever"

  • @EmeraldGodBoi
    @EmeraldGodBoi Před 3 lety +17

    10 years later Vader telling everyone he has a son is still hilarious

  • @Darkness-dv6sz
    @Darkness-dv6sz Před 7 lety +156

    I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEE-WOOOOH

  • @alicelucy1333
    @alicelucy1333 Před 8 lety +24

    'i'm a father little droid that drives around the hall ways' lol

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 Před 10 lety +19

    There's a dog face on that mouse droid. 0:55

  • @ChloeLawrenceSmallcutie
    @ChloeLawrenceSmallcutie Před 8 lety +20

    1:46 why couldn't he have done that in the actual movie dammit 😂 (I'm now convinced this happened and nobody can tell me otherwise)

  • @AJ627
    @AJ627 Před 4 lety +7

    Vader obsessing over being a parent is just super wholesome and I want to consider it head cannon

  • @KeylaKeystone
    @KeylaKeystone Před 10 lety +47

    "I HAVE A SON!"
    "I had both my arms and legs cut off!"
    Now I wish this was how Empire Strikes Back ended XD

    • @jacksamurai
      @jacksamurai Před 10 lety

      More like the MOST POWERFUL dad ever! heh heh heh. I love it.

  • @JediDanD
    @JediDanD Před 10 lety +35

    The first time A New Hope came out, Han Solo was killed in the first take . . . Greedo didn't know he was suppose to miss . . .
    Took 20 years for Greedo to finally get it right . . .
    Thank goodness for Khan's magic blood or else there'd be no Han Solo past the first five minutes of his introduction . . .

  • @FazeFysix
    @FazeFysix Před rokem +4

    12 years later and this video still never fails to make me laugh

  • @AirbenderHawk
    @AirbenderHawk Před 4 lety +3

    “I have a son!? I must tell everyone!”
    😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏💯💯💯. I love this gag so much, they’ve referenced in ROTS/ROTJ, etc. So iconic, especially the bespin scene here.

  • @SgtSquare
    @SgtSquare Před 10 lety +15

    Actually, I'd love to hear 1:25 version of Imperial March in the new trilogy... Amazing...

  • @Mcdonald390
    @Mcdonald390 Před 9 lety +55

    Lawl @ that burn from Yoda at the end

  • @joshualim8843
    @joshualim8843 Před 8 lety +25

    LOL Yoda savage AF...

  • @cmj0929
    @cmj0929 Před 3 lety +2

    I can’t believe this really came out 10 years ago 🥺

  • @youi2980
    @youi2980 Před 8 lety +17

    "I have a son this is wonderful!" "I must see him" oh Vader if only it wasn't that complicated! XD

  • @KRPeart
    @KRPeart Před 10 lety +15

    0:39
    I guesses there is some Anakin left in Vader after all....

  • @cesarromerabenavente8963
    @cesarromerabenavente8963 Před 7 lety +15

    I just love his "woohoo!"

  • @jimmoriarty2083
    @jimmoriarty2083 Před 7 lety +59

    Omg, darth closed his hand, so he could not be holding Luke up.
    He killed Luke.

  • @honeybadger2898
    @honeybadger2898 Před 8 lety +15

    "More like most powerful dad ever" I'M DYING

  • @RyanCokeable
    @RyanCokeable Před 8 lety +46

    Anyone else notice the dog on the little droid that drives around the hallways?

  • @saucylirious5618
    @saucylirious5618 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how anakin as well as Darth vadar in these gets overly excited about any good news and runs off telling everyone

  • @adarshraj1
    @adarshraj1 Před 4 lety +5

    not many people will understand the significance of darth vader saying to han 'you shot first'

  • @Dynja-kaiR
    @Dynja-kaiR Před 8 lety +34

    0:30
    20 years earlier:
    *Inhales* :D I'M GONNA BE A FATHER?

  • @Izzy-bq1rc
    @Izzy-bq1rc Před 8 lety +22

    Obi Wan: "You were the chosen one, Annakin! You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"
    Annakin: "Oh, really? Apologies, my Master, I didn't realize! My bad!"
    I'm sorry, I just had to😂

  • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441

    2:14 yoda a savage lmao

  • @rosieleaverton
    @rosieleaverton Před 4 lety +7

    "He'll be so excited!"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    • @Scary_Mask_Tomboy
      @Scary_Mask_Tomboy Před 3 lety +1

      "I know you're upset and it's all a little shocking, but honestly, i'm just so happy to finally meet you!"

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 Před 9 lety +42

    Vader is clearly holding Luke up by this leg...but then Vader clenches his hand.
    So...Luke lost his leg?

    • @rokarege9058
      @rokarege9058 Před 9 lety +6

      ***** No, he can use the force without waving around. So he kinda never needed to move his hand in the first place(which is only mechanic as we all know, so a habit maybe?).

    • @chaneleclipsie
      @chaneleclipsie Před 9 lety

      Umm,you do realize everyone has more than one hand right?

    • @thesanster
      @thesanster Před 8 lety +6

      +Bill Cipher 1549 not luke haha

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn Před 2 lety +1

      @@chaneleclipsie unless they have the name "Luke Skywalker" ;)

  • @legion6785678
    @legion6785678 Před 10 lety +86

    Wait a second. This video is right. Vader could have just lifted Luke up and be done with it.
    #Fucklogic

    • @Aethuviel
      @Aethuviel Před 10 lety +81

      Good Guy Vader letting his kids make decisions for themselves.

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 Před 10 lety +1

      He does want Luke to give in to the dark side himself, not force him to.

    • @legion6785678
      @legion6785678 Před 10 lety

      Galen Marek I was joking :I

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 Před 10 lety

      legion6785678 I know that you weren't taking this seriously but I counter-argued in case anyone else wonders. Sorry -.-

    • @wilsonram39
      @wilsonram39 Před 10 lety +1

      Galen Marek Lol i do that all the time!!!!! ;D

  • @Merilirem
    @Merilirem Před 6 lety +5

    Who else wants this to be a series with vader doing exactly what he said in this video! Hishe Vader is AMAZING!

  • @analis_s
    @analis_s Před 3 lety +2

    "he's going to be so excited"
    "NOOOOOOO"
    STOP ME 😂

  • @jrmaurille
    @jrmaurille Před 10 lety +34

    This really is how it should of ended WELL DONE

  • @donnadoddridge1788
    @donnadoddridge1788 Před 10 lety +21

    DV-"Where do you think you're going?" LS-"Aww, come on!" DV-"This is not a negotiation." LS-"Let me go!" DV-"I'm your father, and I say we're going home." LS-"Ugh, you're the worst dad ever!" DV-"More like the most powerful dad ever! Haha..." XD

  • @violetscourge8793
    @violetscourge8793 Před 7 lety +45

    Why wouldn't Han shoot first? Answer: George Lucas

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi Před 3 lety +7

    I actually got cut in half for a very GOOD reason Yoda, thank you very much!