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  • čas přidán 6. 12. 2023
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    Into The Shadows: / intotheshadows
    TopTenz: / toptenznet
    Today I Found Out: / todayifoundout
    Highlight History: / @highlighthistory
    Business Blaze: / @brainblaze6526
    Casual Criminalist: / thecasualcriminalist
    Decoding the Unknown: / @decodingtheunknown2373

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  Před 6 měsíci +17

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    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 Před 6 měsíci

      F ridge Simon, when will you tell us about your new channel fact bro?! I thought we are your og's😢
      Great video ❤

    • @evankalbach9985
      @evankalbach9985 Před 6 měsíci

      There are actually many invasive animals and plants in Florida that are wreaking havoc with native species.

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 Před 6 měsíci

      And Astro graphics. How did i miss this 😂😂😂

    • @JonDrinksWater
      @JonDrinksWater Před 6 měsíci +5

      Hey Simon. Thanks for the shoutout. Sorry ya find my channel boring; but I get it. Most of them aren't ment to be exciting, but more of a true representaton of my life; which usually is boring. I tried to stay true to myself and who i am and not change it for views or likes or put on a mask fit in or portray who i am dishonestly at all.
      I've been putting much less focus on the channel lately, and putting more focus on my life. But I do feel like it had a positive impact overall. I think i have OCD, and i tried to leverage that to keep me motivated to do something healthy. Filming them gave it a purpose and a reason to keep drinking water.
      I also suffered pretty badly from depresion most of my life. And have spent more time social isolated than anyone I know. I feel like the comments from strangers helped keep me alive. They helped fulfil my need to be social. I know it's just text on a screen, but i always knew there was someone real on the otherside of the screen. And even the negative comments helped me feel like my life has some kind of impact in some way, and gave me a reason to keep trying to stay alive.
      In episode 10,000 we also did a fundraiser and raised over $11,000 for charity water to get a well built in Sierra Leone
      I also feel like the videos helped motivate others to start healthy habits and to drink more water. There were over 150 other people who started youtube channels of themselves drinking water. Aaron drinks water for example is also close to reaching 10,000 waters. It makes me happy that I inspired people to do something healthy instead of a prank channel or something that motivates people to do something unhealthy in my view.
      Seeing myself on screen also helped to see how much i had let my health get out of control. And helped me to self reflect on my own life seeing it on the screen. I was a very late bloomer in life; and i mean very late; like I didn't have my first kiss until I was 28 years old. I think a big part of this is being on the autism spectrum; i have always been bad an interacting with others. But the youtube chats helped me develope these skills and basic human interaction. So when I watch back through the 18 years i've spent making videos; I can see the progress i've made in life. And like since Covid 19 started; i've moved out of a basement bedroom into my own house. And I got a spine surgery last year, and lost over 200 lbs. And i'm legally blind with something called Cone Dystrophy; and last year I also got another eye surgery. I still can't legally drive because of my eyesight; but the eye surgeries did help. And seeing the progress i've made in life and being able to remind myself how bad my life was for so long brings a little smile to my face sometimes.
      I also reviewed over 400 waters and did a list of brackets comparing them all. It's all just my own personal preference but my favorite was Hawaiian Springs Water. Based on the comments on these videos I do think people learn stuff from watching them and I do think people who have a big interest in water did enjoy them a little bit. I understand if water is not your cup of tea to say; like a lot of my friends love watching sports and I find it boring but I like learning about health and nutrition so I do enjoy educational videos about things even as mundane as water.
      And the Jon Drinks Water is just one of my CZcams channels. I have several others One of them is called tech Thursday where I give out tech tips. One of them is called Jon eats carrots. One is called let's tape it; this is one of the most misunderstood of my channels. I'm not saying any of this to brag or anything because from a financial point of view they've all been complete failures. The only thing I can brag about is that I've stayed true to myself as I said at the beginning of this. I've had the chance to express myself and my thoughts and my feelings through my videos. I hardly get any respect or validation from anybody else in my actual life so it's been a nice little treat getting to be in the spotlight even if it's just mainly being mocked by people who don't understand me. I know from your point of view, a lot of the videos on their own are boring and pointless; but they do mean quite a bit to myself.
      Sorry for rambling so long; this was probably boring to read too.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 6 měsíci

      Simon, I know you left us, but your url code doesnt work on .co.uk. I wanted to enter the comp... 😓

  • @wtfpwnz0red
    @wtfpwnz0red Před 6 měsíci +221

    Dave actually has an advantage in basement battles when Simon turns off the lights.

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Před 6 měsíci +41

      From what I understand, they haven't had a light down there since 07. Apparently anything brighter than a laptop screen interferes with the mushroom growth.

    • @danjames420
      @danjames420 Před 6 měsíci +3

      😂😂

    • @Jessepigman69
      @Jessepigman69 Před 6 měsíci +9

      He's from Portsmouth. Even if he wasn't blind he would just stab them

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota Před 6 měsíci +6

      He always wins the biggest mushrooms for himself

  • @jetcitykitty
    @jetcitykitty Před 6 měsíci +158

    Simon's daughter being excited about seeing him on TV has warmed my frozen heart. 😊

    • @anomalyfox5186
      @anomalyfox5186 Před 6 měsíci +8

      I know right!? It’s the most adorable thing. He seems like such an amazing father.

    • @SanguisAFX
      @SanguisAFX Před 6 měsíci +7

      I'm slightly terrified and equally surprised that he managed to procreate. We're gonna have hundreds of CZcams channels with Simon's kids in 15-20 years.

    • @anomalyfox5186
      @anomalyfox5186 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@SanguisAFX The Whistler Empire will expand to consume all of CZcams.

    • @AngeliqueStP
      @AngeliqueStP Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@anomalyfox5186 Then that means...
      The Whistler Family Empire, SCP category: KETER.
      My God. We're doomed.

    • @anomalyfox5186
      @anomalyfox5186 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@AngeliqueStP I, for one, welcome our new British overlords.

  • @sheriffkimbo
    @sheriffkimbo Před 6 měsíci +93

    There are some well weird channels out there. The Casual Criminalist, Decoding The Unkown, Science Unbound, Into the Shad- HEY WAIT A MINUTE

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +10

      ...OH MY GOD!

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 Před 6 měsíci +8

      The new places channel from this factboy dude

    • @keso_de_bola1750
      @keso_de_bola1750 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Ah yes. Simon's Cinematic Univere. 😂

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Před 6 měsíci

      What the hell are you people watching?
      I heard if you watch channels like those, a bald gremlin will kidnap you in the night to be his thrall forever.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Před 6 měsíci +6

      I just found Places and Astrographics this week. I'm clearly slipping.

  • @marctaylor1142
    @marctaylor1142 Před 6 měsíci +24

    "I'm sorry, Dave is blind. That's why he can't see anything" - Simon

  • @jamesnonn8794
    @jamesnonn8794 Před 6 měsíci +64

    Remembering that Dave is blind. Made me realize how much more sensible. It was for someone to have a German Shepherd at a party 😂

    • @HumanityisEmbarrassing
      @HumanityisEmbarrassing Před 6 měsíci +14

      Although it makes liking the hydraulic press channel stranger.

    • @mike-sk2li
      @mike-sk2li Před 6 měsíci

      FYI German shepherds are illegal to own in Germany

    • @Fuchswinter
      @Fuchswinter Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@mike-sk2liwhat the actual f are you talking about dude I’ve seen like five of them just today lmaoo

    • @roetheboat1
      @roetheboat1 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@Fuchswinter Maybe they were trying to make a joke about how you can't legally own anyone in Germany who tends to and raises sheep? As such, you couldn't own any German shepherds as that would be slavery.
      Different from the dog breed known as German Shepherds.

  • @Malicious_Hero
    @Malicious_Hero Před 6 měsíci +120

    I would love to see Simon dig into the SCP foundation more. All of the SCP entries are also on a SCP wiki. I think seeing Simon would legit love it.

    • @Lyndonberg_Gaming
      @Lyndonberg_Gaming Před 6 měsíci +15

      New channel ‘into the scp’ gives writers cut to scp author

    • @mason7067
      @mason7067 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Simon hates fiction.

    • @popeyethe29th
      @popeyethe29th Před 6 měsíci +11

      ​@@mason7067no he doesn't, he isnt a fan of fantasy but he loves sci fi

    • @slaymakerprime
      @slaymakerprime Před 6 měsíci +4

      Along the lines the spine shattering statue, my mother shattered her spine into bone fragments some 20 years back. She can still walk to this day and the docs can't explain it.

    • @walkman132
      @walkman132 Před 6 měsíci +1

      New channel time

  • @himmelblau2126
    @himmelblau2126 Před 6 měsíci +324

    Simon telling blind ppl to watch his videos is so on point for him...

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Před 6 měsíci +44

      To be fair, my vision is generally fine when supplemented by prescription lenses, but I almost never actually watch his videos; I just listen while doing other things. 🤷‍♀️

    • @danielriley7380
      @danielriley7380 Před 6 měsíci +42

      A blind person writes some of his scripts so…

    • @himmelblau2126
      @himmelblau2126 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@Nylak-Otter Same. Well, the listening Part at least. My Vision isnt the best but its Not an impairment. I have Like 5.000 hours in Spotify for Simons Podcasts ans listen top brainblaze whenever possible. My wide hates His voice for some reason but Headphones are a Thing...

    • @jaylee9552
      @jaylee9552 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Why not, blind people money just as good as any ones 😂

    • @lilesmw
      @lilesmw Před 6 měsíci +5

      He’s a narrator lol. That’s all he is.

  • @VorpalBunnysRevenge
    @VorpalBunnysRevenge Před 6 měsíci +26

    When Simon mentioned "will it flush" all I could think of is "will it blend?"

  • @heraldkiarastormlight
    @heraldkiarastormlight Před 6 měsíci +42

    Taking a break from my usual SCP Foundation binge to check in on Simon. My worlds are colliding...

    • @_Laura_Marie
      @_Laura_Marie Před 6 měsíci +2

      Do they have an official CZcams channel? Simon mentioned them having 2 billion subscribers but I can not find the channel. All I can find is fan channels.

    • @BigCatBex
      @BigCatBex Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@_Laura_Marie The wiki don't have an official channel what I can see and most things SCP are fan made to begin with. I even feel like the wiki have changed since last time I did a deep dive into SCP.. Less official secret goverment site and more "just a fun thing".

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@_Laura_Mariethere are several channels about the scp foundation.

    • @_Laura_Marie
      @_Laura_Marie Před 6 měsíci

      @@BigCatBex Thank you for that info, much appreciated 😊

    • @_Laura_Marie
      @_Laura_Marie Před 6 měsíci

      @jannetteberends8730 Yeah, I found loads! I thought they might have had an official channel but it looks like they're all fan made. Another comment recommended TheVolgun so I will be taking a deep dive into SCP tonight!!

  • @fattywithafirearm
    @fattywithafirearm Před 6 měsíci +41

    Hearing the story of Dave McNosee sending his guide dog after some blokes with nose candy is hilarious.

  • @nicklovell5872
    @nicklovell5872 Před 6 měsíci +20

    I felt seen when Simon was talking about the Hydraulic Press channel. When I was in the Army we were issued with what were optimistically described as "Indestructible" flasks for hot beverages... We took said flasks and half an hour later proved they were misnamed after rolling an AFV436 over the top of one...

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Před 6 měsíci +6

    1:30 - Mid roll ads
    3:05 - Chapter 1 - Will it flush
    7:35 - Chapter 2 - The SCP foundation
    12:20 - Chapter 3 - Hydraulic press channel
    15:10 - Chapter 4 - iWonder
    20:20 - Chapter 5 - John drinks water

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 Před 6 měsíci +66

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Simon NOT wearing a jacket.

    • @d4mdcykey
      @d4mdcykey Před 6 měsíci +6

      Same, and he's nowhere near as thin as I thought he was, FactBoi appears to stay in shape.

    • @kenlamond1459
      @kenlamond1459 Před 6 měsíci +5

      That was my first thought.... 'have I ever seen him in short sleeves?' Lol!

    • @BarbaricAvatar
      @BarbaricAvatar Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@d4mdcykeyHe mentioned at some point in the previous 9001 videos that he does jogging. Whatever that is.

    • @d4mdcykey
      @d4mdcykey Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@BarbaricAvatar 'I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.'

    • @AltonV
      @AltonV Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@BarbaricAvatar first time ive heard of it. 🤔 I might look it up later

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool Před 6 měsíci +8

    A lot of channels like “will it flush” are aimed at children. Children are geared toward trying to understand how the world works. Therefore they are the ones trying to understand “will it flush” or “what happens when you run over blank” or “what happens when you drop stuff off a building.”

  • @bedazzledmisery6969
    @bedazzledmisery6969 Před 6 měsíci +19

    The fact Simon's daughter comes across videos with Simon in them honestly warms my heart beyond belief.

  • @williamrosenbloom215
    @williamrosenbloom215 Před 6 měsíci +7

    "It seems like this would be a tie in to a show where SCP are the bad guys"
    No but that's brilliant

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog Před 6 měsíci +164

    The SCP stuff is basically a collection of mid to high quality short horror stories.
    A lot of them are actually very good, and I'd highly recommend checking some of them out.
    "The Flesh That Hates" is the one about the virus in the Russian town, and its INCREDIBLE body horror writing.
    If youre in to Lovecraftian type stuff, I'd recommend "The Daleport Incident", its basically "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" but between otherworldly beings and the humans caught in the crossfire.

    • @post_ian94
      @post_ian94 Před 6 měsíci +20

      "The bodies in the water" is one of my favourites, and I'd pay to see Simon react to the coffee machine experiments in the SCP wiki.

    • @spencerleava2502
      @spencerleava2502 Před 6 měsíci +14

      Aye, SCPs vary greatly in quality. There are quite a few bad ones, but then some truly great ones. A lot of them seem like absurd ideas but are fantastically written.
      One of my favorite SCPs actually regards a bottomless bag of potatoes.

    • @ghett0yeti666
      @ghett0yeti666 Před 6 měsíci +10

      I listen to The Volgun at work for days at a time. Really makes the day fly by and his presentation is great.

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@@spencerleava2502 Bottomless bag of... potatoes? Really?

    • @spamuel98
      @spamuel98 Před 6 měsíci +12

      "Where the Dragons Went" is a pretty sad fantasy story that's very wholesome as far as SCP goes.

  • @its_a_trap2101
    @its_a_trap2101 Před 6 měsíci +50

    SCP foundation is fantastic, would highly recommend to lovers of the grimdark stuff, and almost hitchhikers guide vibes at times. Quality stuff!

    • @seanmorgan2356
      @seanmorgan2356 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Secure. contain. protect.

    • @alexanderblatt8653
      @alexanderblatt8653 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Man now I want see a brain blaze episode on scp, if no other reason to see Simon exposed to the scp 999... if you know, you know.

    • @_Laura_Marie
      @_Laura_Marie Před 6 měsíci

      Do they have an official CZcams channel? Simon mentioned them having 2 billion subscribers but I can not find the channel. All I can find is fan channels.

    • @daveg2104
      @daveg2104 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@_Laura_Marie There are channels covering this topic. You will have to search for them yourself, as CZcams may hand me a second strike if I tell you how to find them. Yes, on this very channel, I told someone how to find a video, and CZcams gave me a strike and a warning for being deceptive. So be careful.

    • @_Laura_Marie
      @_Laura_Marie Před 6 měsíci

      @@daveg2104 That's awful, Imagine getting a strike for suggesting a channel to a fellow member of the community ie bring more views to the platform!
      Someone on a different comment thread suggested a great channel to watch and I've been binging ever since! I was right in thinking this is right up my alley, I love anything spooky-related, it's very clever how they have made a whole universe out of spooky stories, I'm hooked, to say the least!!

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius Před 6 měsíci +21

    Simon should make another channel of him just reading SCPs

  • @nightcitynarstie
    @nightcitynarstie Před 6 měsíci +6

    When I die, I want to donate my body to the hydraulic press channel.

  • @user-wy7mc6km7v
    @user-wy7mc6km7v Před 6 měsíci +10

    I'm here hoping Simon's kids are being raised on a diet of Warographics and Casual Criminalist.

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Dave’s comments on getting paid were hilarious. And Lorelei tossing in her 2 cents (if she could afford it) was priceless 11:16

  • @DJLCBrown
    @DJLCBrown Před 6 měsíci +26

    On Business Blaze, Simon stood up and dressed nice. Now he's not even wearing a clean T-shirt.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci

      Sure it's not your monitor?

    • @myrlyn1250
      @myrlyn1250 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@EveryFairyDies Simon WAS talking about how sweaty he was. I hope it's cooler in the basement!

  • @DesAstora
    @DesAstora Před 6 měsíci +45

    I knew this was a Lorelei video. I greatly appreciate all of the heavy metal references thrown in. 10/10

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +7

      Hi Des! Thank you! See you in the server.

    • @gearhead2255
      @gearhead2255 Před 6 měsíci +7

      ​@EveryFairyDies you are a straight legend for all the metal references, please keep it up!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@gearhead2255 I intend to!

    • @gordonbrinkmann
      @gordonbrinkmann Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@EveryFairyDies I especially liked the black metal mamba.

    • @augiegirl1
      @augiegirl1 Před 6 měsíci +1

      When I saw the Star Trek: Discovery clip, I figured it was her.

  • @jodi_kreiner
    @jodi_kreiner Před 6 měsíci +6

    for some reason it never crossed my mind that simon was unaware of SCPs and I sincerely feel like he’s missing out on a whole side of youtube…

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 Před 6 měsíci +48

    For anyone wondering about what show Simon was talking about with the spine disks, it's Altered Carbon, available on Netflix. Basically mortality itself has been solved and people can have their minds downloaded and transferred by artificial disks in their spinal column, but of course it gets abused to high hell by rich oligarchs who can afford to clone themselves and live forever. The main character was a resistance fighter in an old war, but was released from prison with a new body after something like 400 years.

    • @CircleA369
      @CircleA369 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Good show. I would recommend giving it a watch.

    • @HumanityisEmbarrassing
      @HumanityisEmbarrassing Před 6 měsíci +4

      The books are way better, they were published in the 2000's and are seriously good sci-fi.
      The 1st series is pretty good, but the second isn't even worth watching in my opinion. And although it's been quite a while since I saw the show, and more than a decade since I read the books, I have absolutely no idea why Simon said 'eating tigers'.... discs in spines, yeah, straight away knew it was Altered Carbon. Eating tigers? Nope. No idea.
      Also, question for Dave, isn't the hydraulic press channel exactly as unentertaining as the flushing one for you? Will it flush/will it crush...
      Here's an item, followed by a flushing/crushing sound... I'm genuinely curious, and also not taking the piss in the slightest, my Dad was 100%blind, so I'm aware of the difficulties you face. Oh, and the fact that you can't see my question. ✌

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Před 6 měsíci +3

      I really liked Altered Carbon but not gonna lie, S2 didn't seem to pique my interest.

    • @CircleA369
      @CircleA369 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@Timmycoo Yeah S1 is way better. I also enjoyed the short animated movie.

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@CircleA369 Ooo thanks for giving me something to watch!

  • @bobbiecapewell5333
    @bobbiecapewell5333 Před 6 měsíci +32

    I goddamn LOVE the SCP foundation! Such an interesting concept and great stories

    • @seanmorgan2356
      @seanmorgan2356 Před 6 měsíci

      I love it too.

    • @_Laura_Marie
      @_Laura_Marie Před 6 měsíci

      Do they have an official CZcams channel? Simon mentioned them having 2 billion subscribers but I can not find the channel. All I can find is fan channels.

    • @mrsg8996
      @mrsg8996 Před 6 měsíci

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@_Laura_Marie I don’t know if they do. It’s a very interesting and fascinating community run creative project that mostly falls under Creative Commons. They have an official website, but you can find multiple channels dedicated to it.
      I personally recommend; Mr. Illustrated, Site-42 (who is one of the lead writers), SCP BITESIZE, SCP Explained, and TheVolgun,

  • @Talic29
    @Talic29 Před 6 měsíci +7

    We can now confirm that Simon does indeed have real arms, and that his hands aren't just fancy prosthetics sticking out of his jacket.

    • @JHaven-lg7lj
      @JHaven-lg7lj Před 5 měsíci

      Whoa, you’re right! 😃
      Unless… they can do some incredible things with ai now, you know.
      Sam? Any comment?

  • @EveryFairyDies
    @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +40

    Big thanks to Bruthulu for figuring out which creatures Dave was referring to in the SCP segment! You're a true legend! 🤘❤

    • @Excelsius_Cerell
      @Excelsius_Cerell Před 6 měsíci +3

      He was only a tiny bit faster than me XD the next nerd question shall be mine!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +2

      True, it was very close!@@Excelsius_Cerell

    • @christiangauthier727
      @christiangauthier727 Před 6 měsíci +1

      It's SCP-173, aka The Statue. One of, if not THE most well known SCP Article!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci

      @@christiangauthier727 Don't look at it!
      ...did any one else hear that sound? Kind of like a spine shattering? Don't ask how I know what a spine shattering sounds like, I'm asking if you heard that sound!

    • @christiangauthier727
      @christiangauthier727 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@EveryFairyDies Eh... No thanks! I kinda like me being alive...
      I'd bring at least 3 D-Class that would ALL continuously look at it from different angles, with the medical department having both injected them with their strongest Stimulant to prevent them from falling asleep, AND having used "physical means" to hold their Pupils Open, with the added help of the Thaumaturgic Department having cast spells to make them unable to shut their eyes!
      No way I'm letting my eyes off that thing if I go into that room!
      Otherwise... Blink, and the very last sound you'll hear is your neck snapping!
      I don't know what you were going for exactly, but it sounds like either you were setting me up to become SCP-173's next Victim, or that you understand this SCP backwards.
      Either way, keep exploring this wonderful Universe!

  • @aick
    @aick Před 6 měsíci +8

    I haven't owned a TV in 20 years, I watch you on my PC monitor.

  • @andrewsisson6536
    @andrewsisson6536 Před 6 měsíci +30

    Okay, Lorelei deserves a Christmas bonus for this one! On top of all the other fantastic bits, the eyes were subtle and clever!

    • @aRealAndHumanManThing
      @aRealAndHumanManThing Před 6 měsíci +2

      I looked for the skulldog scp the rest of the vid after seeing the eyes lmao

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM Před 6 měsíci +5

    This video is basically Dave telling everyone about all the CZcams channels I watch.

  • @aRealAndHumanManThing
    @aRealAndHumanManThing Před 6 měsíci +6

    The editing is just the best. Wanted to watch sth chill before sleeping, but got slapped right in the face with Sabaton and Alestorm + Rumahoy clips.
    Love the style, peak comedy❤

  • @eliscanfield3913
    @eliscanfield3913 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Damn, I wish there was video of Dave's guide dog bounding into that pub loo and all those totally sober guys freaking out.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +3

      I should have asked him if they'd had security camera footage! 😂😂

    • @blinddave8328
      @blinddave8328 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Not A guide dog, just A pet. Wish I did have video, no camera in the toilet though :D

    • @eliscanfield3913
      @eliscanfield3913 Před 6 měsíci

      @@blinddave8328 I'm too used to "no pets, only service dogs" signs, I guess. lol
      .
      The resident blindie in my house doesn't want a guide dog, much to our 7yo's dismay, lol.

  • @simonteesdale9752
    @simonteesdale9752 Před 6 měsíci +4

    To be fair, there are a few jobs you can do, even after getting your spine shattered by a weird statue.
    MP's for example don't seem to use theirs much.

  • @kelseyadams4811
    @kelseyadams4811 Před 6 měsíci +43

    I love that I've heard like 4 power metal bands across Simon's channels, his team has good taste

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +18

      First time anyone's said I have good taste! Thank you!

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před 6 měsíci +13

      ​@@EveryFairyDies you're my hero, I'm the guy that requested a "Red Baron" by Sabaton reference last week and you DID IT

    • @deannelson7027
      @deannelson7027 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Can we get some Amon Amarth please?

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@cleverusername9369 Ask, I will try to deliver! Thanks for the idea! ❤🤘

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci

      @@deannelson7027 Ooo, challenge! I'll have to start listening to them again, it's been a while. I'll put them on the list!

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn Před 6 měsíci +11

    I love all the Heavy Metal the editor is using for sounds in this video from Sabaton to alestorm to Megadeth

  • @PabloQPR
    @PabloQPR Před 6 měsíci +13

    Altered Carbon, Simon, and it’s a brilliant series.
    Don’t bother with series two, unless you’re a fan of the graphic novel in which case I hope you’re not too disappointed with series 2!

  • @scaliedog2777
    @scaliedog2777 Před 6 měsíci +4

    The Netflix show you're talking about is Altered Carbon and YES IT IS BADASSS and I love the hell out of it. Such a good show.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci

      I thought it was Altered Carbon but I wasn't 100% sure, so thanks for confirming for me!

  • @ExperimentIV
    @ExperimentIV Před 6 měsíci +6

    some of my favourite scps are the ikea you can’t leave and ronald reagan cut up while talking. you’d probably enjoy some of them, simon!

    • @sjenny5891
      @sjenny5891 Před 5 měsíci +1

      The one where people caught that computer virus that made them eat mattresses.

  • @DizzyedUpGirl
    @DizzyedUpGirl Před 6 měsíci +7

    This is my favorite Simon channel, but seriously, I keep finding more. They're like, never ending

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Před 6 měsíci

      "....and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes"

    • @HumanityisEmbarrassing
      @HumanityisEmbarrassing Před 6 měsíci +1

      There was this SCP about a guy who had a CZcams channel. Then he had two, and slowly, without people noticing too much, he had them ALL! And his basement was a cavernous, multilayered hellscape of billions of people chained to typewriters, creating millions of hours of content every second. How Simon managed to read it all and upload literally lifetimes of content every day is still unknown. 🥺

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Před 6 měsíci

      @@HumanityisEmbarrassing that's where the clones come in.....wait, is that a helicopter outsid

    • @HumanityisEmbarrassing
      @HumanityisEmbarrassing Před 6 měsíci

      @@blackc1479 to the basement with you!

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @Hailnolah shit. I like darkness, but hate mushrooms and deadlines.

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 Před 6 měsíci +13

    Top notch editing, Lorelei! Especially the "My dear sweet child." 👌
    Further, "Will it flush?" should be done with prison toilets. Or maybe not, because the answer would always be yes.

    • @myrlyn1250
      @myrlyn1250 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I was in the county jail for a while and I saw someone flush a blanket. Started wondering if it might be a possible escape route...

  • @rwandaforever6744
    @rwandaforever6744 Před 6 měsíci +10

    @Lorelei: Very good editing on this one! I appreciate your taste in music, sprinkling in a little Sabaton and a pinch of Nightwish. As Simon likes to point out: You and me: Same page!

    • @lilandry
      @lilandry Před 6 měsíci

      oh, so you like terrorist?

  • @crystalpelletier3506
    @crystalpelletier3506 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Simons Bateman's impression is 10/10

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 Před 6 měsíci +4

    This is real art. The elegance and uniqueness of this video is rare. And you can tell he made this from the bottom of his heart

  • @josephrutkin5017
    @josephrutkin5017 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I love the SCP foundation, there's so much creativity on display

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog Před 6 měsíci +3

    Business Blaze:
    Come for the business advice. Stay for the complete lack of business advice.
    (I know its Brain Blaze now, but I was feeling nostalgic.)

  • @ValleyKnown
    @ValleyKnown Před 6 měsíci +5

    Simon is so funny; every channel is another facet of his personality. He would n e v e r rip a belch on cascrim 😂

  • @EagynNailo
    @EagynNailo Před 6 měsíci +5

    Anyone else catch the eyes? Great video, great editing, and of course, a great script!

    • @WattsonorSomething
      @WattsonorSomething Před 6 měsíci +3

      Bruh I read this then he mentioned the red eyes and they are RIGHT THERE 😭😂

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +2

      YAY!!!! PEOPLE NOTICED THE EYES! I was a little afraid they would go unnoticed, so I'm very pleased to read your comment!

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George Před 6 měsíci +3

    Literally yesterday I discovered the exact opposite of "Will it flush"! It's "Drain cleaning Australia". It's a waaaaaaaaay too enthusiastic guy cleaning drains..... and its amazing😅

  • @MorganHorse
    @MorganHorse Před 6 měsíci +1

    THE DOCTOR BEING SPRINKLED INTO THESE IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The Doctor Who reference is perfect for the spine segment. -- RIP Bob

  • @asaturner4097
    @asaturner4097 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I put your longer episodes on the TV when I'm doing housework

  • @dustbunne37
    @dustbunne37 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Jeñs editing is FABULOUS

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie Před 6 měsíci +1

      Is this one not edited by Sam or Not Sam??

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie Před 6 měsíci +5

      I think Jen does TCC, this one is Lorelei aka Not Sam.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +4

      Thank you! Jen edits for Casual Criminalist and she is, indeed, fabulous. This video was done by me, Lorelei (sometimes known as Not-Sam). ❤🤘

  • @palmtraveller2177
    @palmtraveller2177 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Have to say I love coming back to Simon’s channels, such good content and it’s an online safe place with a community of you legends! Let’s keep learning folks,
    Simon, Dave, Kevin + others… you’re absolutely smashing the CZcams game on a whole other scale 💯

  • @AaronWilliams-ir7mu
    @AaronWilliams-ir7mu Před 6 měsíci +2

    Lorelei does a great job editing these an unsong hero on team Simon!

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George Před 6 měsíci +3

    14:51 a mate of mine turned 28 recently and his boss gave him an aluminium baseball bat from his store (the bat has a history) a week before his bday, so my mate asked everyone invited to the party something he could smash😂😂. Items including a Macbook, statue of the Dutch king, a mug with his own face printed on it etc...

  • @kassandrasolon1633
    @kassandrasolon1633 Před 6 měsíci

    The dynamic of this writer/host/editor combo is SO entertaining

  • @MnementhBronze
    @MnementhBronze Před 2 měsíci

    I almost exclusively watch CZcams on my second monitor as I am playing a game like Valheim. The sheer power of absorbing Simon alone would be too much.

  • @xm8553
    @xm8553 Před 6 měsíci +3

    The HPC is so great! It’s funny I found that channel the same way. Was watching CZcams late at night while playing video games and eventually got to the HPC. But what makes that channel so great is the guy who runs the channel and his wife. His accent is amazing to listen to

  • @jajssblue
    @jajssblue Před 6 měsíci +4

    7/10 Bateman impression

  • @christiangauthier727
    @christiangauthier727 Před 6 měsíci

    3:38 Short Context
    3:46 Here it comes! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY!!!
    GENIUS WORK, DEAR LORELEI !!!

  • @SlippyMcKnot8472
    @SlippyMcKnot8472 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love that now I have heard a brief clip of Nightwish played twice on Simons videos, and i would be willing to be every dollar I have, that he has absolutely no clue who Nightwish is.

  • @Dystopianutopiabuilds
    @Dystopianutopiabuilds Před 6 měsíci +3

    I'd like to give a shout out to the channel ordinary sausage as that's about as odd as it gets whilst also being really entertaining. He makes sausages and tastes them out of all kinds of interesting things.

  • @danicalifornia505
    @danicalifornia505 Před 6 měsíci

    3:52 I love that the editor added the Sabaton higher. Making new memes and tangents. Keep it going you beautiful editor.

  • @Wizardmn9001
    @Wizardmn9001 Před 6 měsíci +1

    A list of weird CZcams channels that doesn’t include Ordinary Sausage is, to put simply, criminal.

  • @randomperson6433
    @randomperson6433 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Always love a Sabaton clip.
    Ooh and Floor Jansen. She’s such a goddess ❤

    • @adammangold1392
      @adammangold1392 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Now I have to listen to red baron after this

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@adammangold1392never a bad time to do so!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +2

      Floor is my goddess, I freaking adore that woman! ❤🤘

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@adammangold1392 I got it stuck in my head while editing this. I have only myself to blame. 🤘❤

  • @Infodumptruck
    @Infodumptruck Před 6 měsíci +4

    Dave and Sam both on fire this episode 🔥

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci +8

      Thank you! But I'm sure Sam would be the first to tell you, this was edited by me, Lorelei! 😁❤

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@EveryFairyDiesApologies, Lorelei on fire 🔥

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Před 6 měsíci

      @@Infodumptruck Thank you!

  • @froggystyle642
    @froggystyle642 Před 6 měsíci +2

    SCP-173 , "The Sculpture", (and the one Simon's talking about) was based on a creepypasta on 4chan, and was the original SCP. It's a collaborative writing project, under the Creative Commons concept. That's why no-one gets paid. Many, including The Volgun (best of the lot), have made a career out of their work adapting it for CZcams.
    Because Creative Commons. More power to them.
    Also, SCP stands for "Special Containment Procedures".

    • @christiangauthier727
      @christiangauthier727 Před 6 měsíci

      You're right about TheVolgun being among the very best out there!
      However, SCP stands for: Secure, Contain and Protect. It's their Core Mission.
      Special Containment Procedures is a common misconception about what the SCP Acronym stands for.
      Have a great day!

    • @greenockscatman
      @greenockscatman Před 6 měsíci

      He got it the wrong way round though! It kills you when you stop looking at it!

  • @kisukebomb3750
    @kisukebomb3750 Před 6 měsíci

    Sabaton being used to sing about cocaine is something I'd never thought of but will now never unhear

  • @ChrisDomnik
    @ChrisDomnik Před 6 měsíci +3

    This channel getting metal and I'm all for it! 🤘

  • @Circular_Square
    @Circular_Square Před 6 měsíci +3

    The quick Sabaton clip was so well timed and made me laugh so hard. Excellent job Lorelei

    • @lilandry
      @lilandry Před 6 měsíci

      because they should be in prison?

    • @Circular_Square
      @Circular_Square Před 6 měsíci

      @@lilandry No, because was a well timed joke using a song I like and a funny clip of a lawn mower flying

    • @lilandry
      @lilandry Před 6 měsíci

      @@Circular_Square oh, so you terrorist supporter if you like sabaton, so it means you also want me and whole my nation to be dead as they wants. thanks and be damned

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 Před 6 měsíci

    Thank you so much Sam, for writing this script 😂. Also, I really loved the editing, Lorelei. Great job 😊.

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The hydraulic press channel is pure science!

  • @CosRacecar
    @CosRacecar Před 6 měsíci +2

    Sam, you missed TopTenz, Biographics, and Geographics in Simon's video count. I know Karl is hosting them now, but Simon's done a good chunk of those 3500 videos.
    Edit: I missed the editor: Lorelei, my apologies.

    • @salex01_
      @salex01_ Před 6 měsíci +1

      And a few for VisualPolitik too

  • @lordzycarr
    @lordzycarr Před 6 měsíci

    Absolutely stoked at the oversimplified clip. Nice job.

  • @thelanavishnuorchestra
    @thelanavishnuorchestra Před 6 měsíci

    I watch a lot of CZcams on our media center TV. Bonus, no ads, no sponsor spots. Absolute genius.

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking Před 6 měsíci +1

    "Of course I pay Dave"
    - Simon, carefully cutting blank paper into equal money sized rectangles.

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie Před 6 měsíci +1

    What?! Dave wants PAYMENT?!!! Nope, and into the blazement you go m’ boy!!!!

  • @LithiumProductions
    @LithiumProductions Před 6 měsíci +1

    Simon MUST MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE SCP!!!!!! It will probably be over 3 hours long, and I can guarantee it will be his most viewed!

  • @inoue6
    @inoue6 Před 6 měsíci

    I have a funny story about the flushing myself. So as a 19yo kid fresh out of high school, I moved out to uni. My mum always told me to flush down the toilet the food which went bad. One day, while cooking I noticed there were food moths in my 1,5 kg jar of rice, so as I was taught, I went and dumped it into the toilet. However I made two mistakes. I forgot the rice was not cooked yet and it will swell, and I somehow dumped it all at once. Didn't even flush once before blocking it and it took me hours to remove. Nothing worked, neither drain cleaner which at one point made the bathroom too toxic with fumes, neither a plunger or this long rod to stick down the drain. In the end I had to scoop it out with my hand until it became better. Fortunately for me the blockage was very close to the bowl and with some wiggling I could remove it manually.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 6 měsíci

    3:47 OMG, LORELEI @EveryFairyDies WITH THE CLUTCH SABATON "HIGHER" REFERENCE I REQUESTED LAST WEEK! THANK YOU, YOU'RE MY HERO!!!!!! AND EXCELLENT USE OF THE SONG!
    Seriously, y'all, I had a brief interaction with Lorelei here on CZcams on another BB video last week because I liked the Sabaton reference when Simon couldn't pronounce Joachim, and I asked her to keep it up and suggested the lyric "HIGHER" from the song "The Red Baron" when cocaine is referenced, and lo and behold, she goddamn did it.

  • @michellecoleman5577
    @michellecoleman5577 Před 6 měsíci

    I can attest from personal experience that all of Simon's channels are waaaaaaaaaay more entertaining than toilets flushing, if you're a blind person.

  • @sekaramochi
    @sekaramochi Před 6 měsíci +2

    Simon dude seriously
    Please please please never stop ♥️

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 Před 6 měsíci +1

    6:17 Why would anyone question whether or not a soft drink - or any liquid - could be flushed. That’s literally one of its main functions.

  • @LtGenAile
    @LtGenAile Před 6 měsíci

    I appreciate the music selection in this episode.

  • @user-ig4ko9ct5x
    @user-ig4ko9ct5x Před 6 měsíci +1

    Listening to Simon speak gives me the same feeling as a glass of whiskey, all warm and fuzzy

    • @wordnado9788
      @wordnado9788 Před 6 měsíci

      I went and saw an old Simon video! See him 7 years ago

  • @NanoElite666
    @NanoElite666 Před 6 měsíci

    I would just like to say that I have been enjoying all the metal bits that have been showing up in these videos lately.

  • @firekex
    @firekex Před 6 měsíci +1

    The SCP isn't just one youtube channel it's a website filled with these anomalies that these CZcams channels use for content.

    • @firekex
      @firekex Před 6 měsíci +1

      Also the statue one is SCP-173

  • @jacobweaver384
    @jacobweaver384 Před 6 měsíci

    Sam's a legend for that slow google search there, truly

  • @differentfins
    @differentfins Před 5 měsíci

    Hydraulic Press Channel and Beyond the Press are legit entertaining. Also, it is such a good feeling when my daughter sees me on TV (CZcams) and gets excited.

  • @fishor6527
    @fishor6527 Před 6 měsíci

    So ready for Simon's new flushing channel

  • @Lucash090688
    @Lucash090688 Před 5 měsíci

    The script writing is on another level….great job…not too shabby delivery either. Top marks.

  • @chrisleneil
    @chrisleneil Před 6 měsíci

    Thank you, Lorelei - you always make me laugh loudly enough to frighten my dogs!🤣

  • @cyndiebirkner704
    @cyndiebirkner704 Před 5 měsíci

    I love Simon explaining things that can flush and why...

  • @niravdarmesh5278
    @niravdarmesh5278 Před 6 měsíci

    Hey now… It's BLAZINGLY refreshing to see a T-shirt on ya! *Doing a flawless Simon Whistler impression* And, now, time for the Bonus Fact: The T-shirt, iiiiit's technically a Blazer.

  • @richardstrait3723
    @richardstrait3723 Před 6 měsíci

    I watch you on my TV in the morning when I get ready for work.

  • @bleak9674
    @bleak9674 Před 6 měsíci

    Simon learning about the SCP foundation is a delight 😂

  • @lysdexiar31
    @lysdexiar31 Před 6 měsíci

    I was not expecting any Christopher Bowes content in this video but i was happy to see it!