You can use these with the bros

[@DaltonHBrown]

I just say "I'm going to confession" 😂

[@TheClayMann1]

A good one to say to catch people off guard is “if I die right now I’m going to hell” so they know you desperately need confession

[@daddad6127]

I say. I have to ‘get right with God’. ❤

[@i.b.640]

That really touched my heart. That really IS masculine.

[@roguegold3187]

“One sec, Jesus needs to phantom tax my sins”

[@nightwing-or7st]

D-did I just take psychic damage?

[@rubenmartinez4346]

“I’m going to confession” is pretty masculine on its own because no men dare to do it.

[@mpshields]

Masculine in western society requires, courage, independence, leadership, assertiveness and TRUTH to WIN GAY RIGHTS. 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈😁😂

[@mpshields]

Masculine in western society requires, courage, independence, leadership, assertiveness and TRUTH to WIN GAY RIGHTS. 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈😁😂

[@abigaildeleon1266]

😂

[@Freedom_is_better_than_safety]

Actually only REAL men go to confession.

[@night_owl_ke]

I gotta loot some mercy😂

[@abigaildeleon1266]

😂

[@busgonzo]

I wish I had known these a few weeks ago when I went to confession at the Vatican

[@jeremymaffei4034]

The last one is my favorite

[@1monk1year]

I Can only Imagine what a party it would be

[@stacyvolpone]

the last one 😂

[@janierodriguez3017]

Sooooo good! Love ❤ this! Thank you Father! So cool!

[@floraricemamul9979]

Thank you Father, happy sunday from here,GBU Father 🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤❤

[@feurigerStern]

I say, "I need a thorough cleansing"

[@LauroV33]

I need to get in a State of grace again

[@user-kg1zv5xb1m]

🥰 love it✝️🙏🏻🌹

[@julianaasare5888]

You always find new ways to make being Catholic fun 😊

[@Catechuman23]

Hit the box...?

[@yolandagutierrez7465]

Thanks Father !

[@vanessarodrigues124]

The last one 😂...

[@WilliamJ-7610]

"I'm on a quest for the Sanctum of redemption" actually sounds awesome

[@CybermanKing]

“I need to spiritually humiliate myself.”

[@SamScott99]

The only person who is being humiliated in the confessional is satan

[@israeliana]

Confession isn't humiliation. It's relief and love

[@Restorereverence]

Cring lol

[@tlw1950]

I always dread those who ask if I have time for a “quick “ confession. Most of the time it’s neither quick nor a true confession, it’s people wanting free therapy...

[@ultimatesmemeadventures3847]

I love this one haha

[@Pickelhaube]

" Darling it's Wednesday, same business as usual "

[@AvocadoTheDino]

This is hilarious 😆

[@AliceRousseau22]

Very good❤

[@davidmcgraw7496]

I love being on a quest for the sanctum of redemption

[@phenomenadhabade8994]

Thank you father for your content..you have an amazing sense of humour.. love from India

[@mpshields]

Masculine in western society requires, courage, independence, leadership, assertiveness and TRUTH to WIN GAY RIGHTS. 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈😁😂

[@utamihalliday2995]

Wow......what a way, Father......

[@aliceulianova2003]

Apparently, some people didn't get the joke 😂

[@Karred2]

The lengths people will go to in order to avoid therapy is fascinating.

[@SamScott99]

Therapy for some people is needed. But everyone needs the confessional.

[@Karred2]

@@SamScott99 unlikely. But keep trying to remain relevant.

[@SamScott99]

@@Karred2 why do you think it’s unlikely? Some people who are going through hard times need therapy. But everyone sins and needs God’s mercy

[@ellielyke3762]

I will use these without being a man😅!

[@Honeybread-ox5ho]

Repent and trust in Jesus you will be saved

[@yourdude_erin]

Why does it have to be masculine and these aren't "masculine" lmao

[@Iszac1]

Father i recommend watching the Irish 90s tv show father ted

[@MikePasqqsaPekiM]

I just say it. Boom. 🎤 drop.

[@GB-hc9kr]

I say: "I'm going to confession... again for the same crap" 🙄

[@eternamarcos2467]

how about for the ladies Father

[@abigaildeleon1266]

😂

[@dianatankersley3133]

😂😂😂

[@javageek123]

I say I need to clean up

[@AMF0000]

F*** the system 😅 i confess 😂

[@Readyuv]

yeaaaaaaa like a macho 💪 :p

[@matejsurmay1266]

Hey Dan ?...Jesus man..

[@dantonborgesmartinsbispo2205]

"I need to go to confession" is the better way of saying it, because you know you're a bad person but you also know that Jesus loves you, and that He's willingly to give even his own life for you

[@debbief9861]

Do you actually live in the 21st century?

[@michelehumphrey852]

Jesus loves you, Debbie. He’s the one drawing you to all the Catholic pages 😊

[@manuquiceno3099]

🫶🥰

[@guyver214]

There isnt

[@MariyaOfJesus]

Is there a feminine way?😂

[@worldisbeautiful7262]

What??? Lol

[@0mgWh1teBoyKYLE]

ate down

[@nathankiefer9323]

Cults are evil

[@asifbahi-ut5gy]

Are you fake

[@Oribi_oxi]

If your at confession I will be there 😏 and hopefully I can confess to you in private

[@ThisGirlFromHamill]

I'm unsubscribing.

[@Anthony_GD]

Why

[@Albanian_crusader]

L

[@julianaasare5888]

Bye 👋 take care