The First Order Was Right
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- After the tragic fall of The Empire, The First rose up and liberated the galaxy. Watch and see how The First Order Was Right in Star Wars.
This video is a conversation starter. Keep the discussion going in the comments!
The video is done in fun to show both how propaganda can be used to spin anything and that there are some plot holes in Star Wars.
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Transcript:
Our first encounter with the First Order is at the beginning of The Force Awakens.
To my shock and dismay, a lot of people take umbrage with how Phasma and Kylo Ren ended the encounter
But what led to these events?
Poe went to jakku to meet with Lor San Tekka to get information to destroy the first order.
The first order soon arrives, as would be expected by any responsible government that strives for peace and security in its dominion
And as would be expected by lawless insurrectionists, Poe and Lor San devize plans to escape. And also pay attention to the warning bell going off in this community
As would be expected from these lawless desperados, the whole village gathers arms that are used to recklessly and preemptively fire upon the First Order peacekeepers as they land.
Poe, as the coward that he is, runs back to his x-wing, and uses it to brutally murder two stormtroopers that came to humanely apprehend him.
Like literally, this brave soul was killed by these villagers as they initiated unprovoked hostilities.
So while any lost life is a shame, this village as a whole engaged in treason against the first order, unprovoked hostilities, and murder of peace keeping forces.
For the sake of the safety of the galaxy, I do not see how euthanizing this callous village is all too bad in the scheme of things.
Before moving on to the next topic, after all the destruction that was invariably caused by Poe Dameron being on Jakku. He is peacefully apprehended. Additionally, as would be expected by someone as respectable as Kylo Ren, he still can not avoid complimenting poe and trying to accommodate his needs.
Moving on to the next topic, when talking about the first order, it is equally important to talk about the new republic and the resistance.
Automatically, something strikes me as odd about this whole setup. The republic and the resistance are in cahoots with each other. Why would the republic be aligned with an independant military like the resistance? Because it is made very clear that the republic does have its own military.
Moreover, if the first order is so unpopular, how are the resistance and new republic are so small?
Like literally, they are quite small.
The republic seems to only be in the Husnia system and upon it’s destruction there is not much more mention paid to the republic at all in the films.
Regarding the resistance, these haphazard barbarians are nothing more than a handful of ships. After the dreadnaught battle in The Last Jedi, the resistance fleet is even fewer ships.
And later on in the films, The resistance then goes on to be just enough people to fit into the millenium falcon.
And this was after they sent out pleas for help to their supposed friends?
I can reasonably assume that when Poe and Finn designated Lando to go to the core systems, it was because they knew he would be dishonest in his claims.
Lando’s history of being a liar and cheat is all the proof one needs to know that he made less than honest promises when gathering these ships to fight on Exogal.
Heck, when asked how he helped destroy the Empire in the last war, he Mentions Han even though han didn’t do much because lando was the one that got han frozen. And the one mission they did after han was thawed out aka the cold blooded attack on the second death star that was filled with countless innocent construction workers that were trying to put food on the tables of their families, whew this mission involved luke, leia, han, and lando not being together.
The rebellion, which never actually stated a reason as to why the empire was bad, engaged in wanton and unprovoked attacks that destroyed the two peacekeeping Death Stars.
Quick side note, besides being blinded by violence with no clear justification. The rebellion gave up some golden opportunities to turn the tide in their favor, most notably letting this little piece of research go unused by them while raiding the archives on scarif [light speed tracking clip from rogue one.]
But back to the point, the first order rose from the ashes of the empire when it was decimated by the heartless blitz on the second death star.
It is literally in the name, the First Order brought order to the galaxy.
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I have other vids that go indepth about the First Order and The Sith
The First Order Was Right
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The Sith Were Right:
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A rebuttal video for The Empire Was Right:
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And here is link to The Empire Was Right:
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The New Republic had a demilitarisation law.and they have a defence force and The New Republic leadership did not want to start.a.war.with the First Order.
The Andor series shows that the reason the Empire got worse is because the Rebellion orchestrated for the outer rim to have an economic crash that would make billions of people lose their jobs making them angry with the Empire and second. And also to steal the money to fuel the Rebellion
So the only reason the empire was tyrannical in anyway was because Andor is a murderer to people that got away with it
In your area people are NOT named after the homeless person lurking around the bus stop? 🤣
You must do it as a joke, you know these are the bad guys right
“All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?” “Brought peace.”
Roman Empire that invade countless lands ,enslaved thousands ,love orgies promoted raping of children ,destroyed complete peaceful culture some already had own education ,wine ,religious genicide ,Cultural Genicide ,mass extinction of countless species .if going clai such thing remember many of culture also had what Romans had many other those things came form Persians ,Ottoman ,and other culture before them .
Example Native Americans had septic system ,irrigation ,sanitation and such .So going point out positive fact Enslaving ,Mass Genicidal Empire you can latest point out horrible thing did to their own people and to those conquered .
@@GarathWolfe Native Americans were savages and peace was forced upon them. This is a net good.
@@D00dman Some of them rather Savage yes .Other very peaceful and friendly Until poisoned ,enslaved ,force out of their lands .So they respond with same cruelty and savagery we Showed them .
@@GarathWolfe heresy! Silence!
@@GarathWolfe it's monty Python...its a joke
The Empire/The First Order: Drop your weapons, On your knees, Take prisoners.
The Rebels: Surprise attack, No prisoners, No mercy, Kill the enemy brutally.
@Alex Martin But they do capture them, before possibly probably killing them.
Very valid point
Atleast unless they are Xenos
2:24
Rebels: The empire destroys lives and kills peoples
Star wars rebels: a group of mass murderers going around indiscriminately killing stormtroopers and blowing up bases and ships full of people.
“Leia disobeyed God’s Covenant by divorcing her husband” I’m weak
Uhhhhhhhh are you on ifunny, by chance?
It's true. She did. She's a harlot and Jezebel that knew her brother and still kissed him.
@@robertpatter5509 yes Star Wars Jesus is quaking rn
@Gideon bro, don't talk about ifunny on here. You'll get fingered like freddy
@@Lohengrinnerpart of the shit part of the poo
I know this is satire but this dude's out here spitting straight facts
@Tate Ullock bro he's spinning the events in a positive light to show the first order is better than we thought. Of course they are the bad guys and all but this is just like real world politics. It's all about narrative, agenda and having a silver tounge
@@CorpusCallosum0 lmao he’s not silver tongued. If you take a second to actually think about his argument, both here and in the original vid, you’ll see he contradicts himself at every turn, flat out ignores facts, and the satire isn’t even that well done.
@@CorpusCallosum0 Did you forget the Resistance was a Legalized Terrorist Unit?
The Government they claimed to fight for "The New Republic" actually canonically stated they aren't allied with the Resistance
Thus by Legal Rights makes them a Illegal Insurgency .. aka a Terrorist Organisation.
Congrats, you are defending Terrorists...
@Kentucky fried Clash chill man lol. Clearly they enjoyed the satire more than you, that's okay. No need to get controlling over their opinions.
It's not satire....
"Democracy is overrated"
-Sheev Palpatine
But, “I love democracy”
@@dylancorson8181 It's treason then!
imagine if palpatine was sheev from jimmy neutron lmao
@@dylancorson8181 But I have high ground
"democracy is gae" - the founding fathers
We need more people like you spreading the truth of the empire and first order. The lies of the Resistance and the Rebellion must be dispelled!
i am faaacking agree with you
Ok Sheev Palpatine calm down
See you get it
I mean if you seriously think about it technically the First Order is the Rebel faction, trying to eliminate the New Republic which is the governing body of the galaxy.
So trying to dispel the "lies" of the rebels... is to dispel the "truth" of the First Order who are the Rebel faction leading a Rebellion against the government.
The "Resistance" was little more then a paramilitary group constructed by ex-senator Leia Solo after she was expelled from the government for the purposes of fighting the First Order rebels.
I hope you're kidding because if you aren't you missed the point.
Your allegiance is appreciated. For The Order.
Much love, brother!
@@IAmJimHuss its cannon that alldaran had a population of 2 billion u just said lmao you suck villians are good, with the whole vid being propoganda
I know this is (great) satire but in the rise of Skywalker we are constantly being shown that stormtroopers are real people and that they were forced to join and they never kill or hurt our protagonists yet the resistance keeps killing them even Finn.
They never kill them because they want to torture or execute them. Also they wiped out an entire solar system and countless other civilians in their war
Well because they have to kill them, how else would they be able to defeat the first order? Npc
”Kill or hurt our protagonists” but they try to do, and they kill alot of rebels (freedom fighters)
@@JacatackLP sounds like first order and empire
@@JacatackLP ”they never kill them because they want to torture and execute them” where or when has the rebels or resistance tortured stormtroopers? The ones who torture people are the first order and empire
A "The Sith Were Right" video would be interesting.
Yes the Sith way is the right way, the force is dark
John McIrish its his name it says the real time after it
@Jarethebear r/woooosh, he was being ironic.
That is on the schedule 🤘🤘🤘🤘
I am a casual SW fan and I love the Sith. They don’t live with their heads up their behinds, know how to win and get things done. They know how to survive.
I get that its satire and stuff but in all 3 of the trilogies, really neither sides were the good guys.
Prequels: The republic utilized a slave army that lived to 40 years old and was killed in f they tried to leave the military, and the seperatist promised many systems freedom but had no intention of giving them such.
Original: The empire killed many innocent people including their own if they ever messed up, and the rebels recklessly killed thousands of innocents in order to destroy the empire
Sequels: basically the same as the original trilogy
@L. Lawliet well, for the first one, yes. Second one? Was still under construction. Who are employed for construction work? Civilian Workers.
@Melroy biju thomas I'm just waiting for a new star wars movie which is completely original in its setting to rise from the ashes of the franchise for now. I mean how many cannon movies have been set in the time of the old republic, sith empire or older?"
How do you know this is satire?
Ahh yeah, he did label is satire, didn't he. I just lost respect for this guy.
@L. Lawliet Both stations had millions of civilian workers and passengers.
“Ask her if my midichlorians are dripping out of her bits after all these years”
Never had I heard such savagery in my entire life.
In battlefront 2, you can actually work the food machines for the order soldiers, and they are fed well. Very well, in comparison to even modern soldiers. They treat their men well.
Also, why do the natives not stop the trooper when he arrests ray and her band of criminals? They could easily overpower him, but they don't want to, because they know he is a good guy. The order also let them perform their rituals in peace, and provided security to protect them from being hurt.
Maybe because he has a Gun? And they don’t wanna die?.. Would you if you saw some strangers being arrested by some random patrol of a maybe hostile rebellion.
Honestly in part its because soldiers arent very well fed. They are better that before, but still bad. I recomend you watch "Lunch in Iraq 2004-2005". its a good video that shows what the grunts eat at the barracks.
First order and empire cared about humanoids a lot, so civilians and soldiers
@@tetraxis3011 In 2008, people came back from Afghanistan, and the horrors of the German field kitchen. Deep fried cabbage.
Then it was swapped for a Norwegian one and the people rejoiced.
We feed the child soldiers we kidnapped well, so they're totally fine.
We shouldn't attack these stormtroopers or we would risk our entire planet being razed by the evil empire
We don't care about some native celebration because we're at war and have a garrison deployed to find the rebels
Yes the first order was completely right they earned that power by proving how weak the new republic truly was.
The new republic demilitarized the galaxy which was one the huge reasons why they weak and a demilitarized galaxy isn’t safe to live in
The New Republic wasn't weak, it was just shittly written to give an excuse for the first order to take over
Luxembourg Lover, wouldn’t that technically make it weak, from an in universe perspective.
@@chip1646 it wasnt terrible writing. They could have written the first order as them over powering the new republic, as you can see by their fleet. Silly
The new republic ignored the first order when they found out about them. Tell me how thats not weak
Just the fact that they were stupid enough to disarm (after the whole disarmament thing was a big issue that led to the clone wars and empire in the first place) is proof that this Disney canon new republic had no right to exist.
Pretty sure its just proof that Disney doesn't hire competent writers
@@jbarras1987 Bingo
@@jbarras1987 It's a dumb choice but it has it's logical reasons
The Ruusan reformation would like to know your location
@@jbarras1987 Dont even blame disney, that was an old eu thing long before disney
Finn: gets depressed over his partners death in the village at the start of the movie.
Also finn: Casually brutally murders stormtroopers with his lightsaber in takodana
So true
I know this satire is based on the films, but in The Rise Of Kylo Ren comic (which is part of the official Star Wars canon and lore) Kylo made it clear that he is mad that they named him Ben. He thinks they did this because they expect him to be just as good as a Jedi as him. And he also hates the name Solo because It wasn't real and was only made-up by a random Imperial Officer. Long live our Glorious Supreme Leader Kylo Ren and the Glorious First Order!
Id have loved maybe a mini first order civil war between those loyal to kylo and those loyal to hux
17:40 you forgot to mention that Kylo Ren only chocked the officer due to his failure to inform him about Rey.
Gotta leave room for a sequel😀
Exactly! See? I’m not a bad guy!
@@MasterChief. Mhm, just ahead of the curve.
...That Universe is Screwed.
Not only is the Stargate AND Star Trek Franchise better, but just the Universes itself are so different.
I would never want to live in that Universe! They're done for!
Jedi and Sith are both Idiots and Problematic Problems! So they will never have Peace in that Universe!
@@slevinchannel7589 What?
Hard to tell it's satire sometimes cause theirs some damn good points
fr
Fr i can tell he made the original the empire are the good guys and this video as satire but his points are so damn good i use them in almost every argument
satire??? He's absolutely right.
PLOT twist: As we know at the end of TROS, the resitance destroyed only The Final Order, but the First Order was still not dead, right? I'm 90% sure that Jim is an ex-stormtrooper, that made this channel only to tell us storyes about the all powerful First Order, and the terorist force that The Resistance actually was.
Honestly, the biggest problem I had with the Jedi is that they pretty much shunned everything except the 'light' side of the Force. They shunned emotions, they shunned attachments, they shunned family. They had the ideology of monks, but not the peaceful nature. I understand how some of the Jedi left the circle and moved on, even to the sith, just because of how the treatment is. They are violently peaceful, but I don't really root for either side anymore as I've gotten older. The problem I see is that all of the force should be studied and there is no good and evil, it just is. You flow with the force as it flows through you, not deny half of it, or only draw from mostly one side of it.
Jedi basically don't really teach anything but 'no' and expect kids to grow into well-mannered adults in the ways of the 'light'. When, instead, responsibly there should be a balance.
The problem with the Sith is all about power, and as that saying goes, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely."
Nah, the Sith are not all about power. Many Sith fail to keep to the code and end up thinking of power as the goal, but the code specified that power leads to victory, through victory their chains are broken. Power was part of the path, not the goal in itself.
am i the only one here who felt pity for the first order stormtroopers in the last parts of the vedio ?????
I felt sad making it
@@IAmJimHuss i know the pain 😭😭🥺🥺🥺💯💯
the resone why Kaylo ran become evil is because of han solo
@@badreedinedjellali1328 sith and dark side users were never evil .. it's the jedi and so called light side users who are evil
@@badreedinedjellali1328 Actually it was Luke, I mean how would you react if someone stood over you with their lightsaber ignited looking over you when you just woke up?
Edit: By the way it is Kylo Ren not Kaylo ran.
‘The empire was right’
‘The first order was right’
Later: ‘JABBA THE HUT WAS RIGHT’
Well, to be fair, Jabba the Hutt was the closest thing Tatooine had to a government. He was a businessman, who did business with pretty much everyone. The Republic, Jedi, Sith, Empire, he was just a (dis)honest guy serving in the interest of his family business.
Hutt crime empire was the only government standing at the end of Star Wars. Even though Jabba the Hutt died, there was a clear line of succession.
What we *never* want to see: Jar Jar Binks was right
@@elitegamer9310 Even with Darth Vader.
@@caccioman I want to see that
I realised this was satire when you said 'America spreads freedom' xD
That’s the point. I just crank things to 11!
And that's funny considering FDR was mentioned earlier in the video, but the _"War is a Racket"_ conflicts Major General Smedley Butler warned us about includes those under FDR...
I know this is satire but it’s funny how he points out 3 unprovoked blaster shots at the first order who were coming to destroy the village but not the unproved planet killing shots at the Hosnian system.
republic bases
The Republic directly supported the Resistance. And the resistance has attacked the first order multiple times. Supporting terrorists groups directly against another nation is a good justification for destroying the New Republic.
As a Soldier in the US Army, I can say most of us Soldiers here care about several things. Family, Nation and a steady pay check. Most of us don't care about politics or honestly hate our politicians. Just saying
@@MMARVEL2003 thanks, it's an honest profession
@@MMARVEL2003 always do
Ok, I never realized just how much the first order asks for surrender before opening fire, with the first scene we see of them being them being ambushed by villagers. Thank you for showing us how much we lost when the first and last order fell.
Wasn't sure i heard ass-to-mouth right the first time lol
Nope, you definitely heard it
With this video, i see through the lies of the resistance
I dont fear General Organa as you do
Yes i'v been rewatching all the of the empire was right and I can't wait for the first order was right series
"This video is sponsored by Supreme Leader Snoke."
"America is undefeated in successfully spreading freedom to the countries it did so successfully in" well duh that's exactly what it means. 10:36
If "ass to mouth" was not enough for you to know better than to argue with this guy, I don't know what would... You think that was said ignorantly? It was perfectly written.
My first girlfriend 'once' said to me : "sometimes it takes a 55 pound sledgehammer to get your attention". Just once was all I needed.
Gotta love grammatical redundancies.
"It is undefeated in spreading freedom in the nations it did so successfully."
I mean that's one way of looking at it.
You know how everyone hates stormtroppers because they have bad aim, they were mean't to keep the peace and as you said keep the deaths low so they would take the rebels alive like they have done on multiple occasions.
One franchise I felt the most strongly about is Assassins Creed. The Templars just basically want law and order and the Assassins just constantly cause chaos and anarchy with no real goals in sight other than like "absolute freedom for everyone except when it comes to the Templars"
This screams "The Empire did nothing wrong" and I absolutely love it
This video makes me like the sequels a bit more.
The first order is what I love the most about the sequels
Just a little bit more, not a lot, but still a bit
Even if not a lot, I'm glad you like them more.
I've watched a couple of your videos now and still don't know if this is satire or you're the first one to spread the truth!!
Maybe both...
Next video: Satan was right
Paradise Lost intensifies
Mark Twain , letters from the earth
According the Bible Satan only kills some family members to Lot. God kills almost the whole humanity with The Flood.
@@sspito Almost all of them being vile criminals (assuming your talking about Noah's ark and the great flood) and gave the last good men an opportunity and know how to save themselves.
@@sirnoisyboy117 Criminals? Even the kids that God drowned?
I'm going to take out my frustrations on the pc's in the office and when my boss complains I'm going to tell him its just for job security for the guys who have to fix it.
I feel like it was a lot harder to make one of these about The First Order compared to The Empire as The First Order was written in a way of "bad guys do outrageously evil things" where as The Empire was calculated.
Thank you for being a voice of reason. In theses troubled times the Jedi and the rebel propaganda as convinced too many to support unruly criminals.
Happy to be of service!
"he takes it out on inanimate objects which creates job security" ROFLMAO!!!! That is "literally" why I do not push my cart back to the store or a designated area. Someone will need to be paid to do that.
I halfhearted had the same conversation with someone the other day. If everyone puts their cars away, someone loses their job. Why should I inconvenience myself so someone doesn’t have a job?
Jedi: vi du peas
Also Jedi: *Kill millions by destroying 3 death stars and takes away bilions of tax payer's money by doing so.
3 Death Stars? Is the 3rd Death Star Starkiller Base?
"it is undefeated in successfully spreading freedom to all the nations where it did so successfully"
Truest statement ever said!
I read this exactly as he said it
Damn that ending montage of the first order arresting people then you see the Resistance just brutally killing them with gun, arrows, light sabers, explosives and hella other shit actually made me feel kinda bad.
On the next episode: Frieza was right.
Okay now let's slow down there buddy
The saiyans were a race of evil barbarians frieza putting them out of there misery on the orders of God was a net good for the universe
After that: the Spaceballs were right.
Ah, yeah... Deserters. That's what I was thinking, too.
I love how you always declare the empire declarations as absolute truth, like every other politician that promises something.
You can do the same for Griffindors and Slytherin.
🤔🤔🤔🤔hmmmm maybe 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Good idea
This sounds like an antagonist explaining to the protagonist why their plan is correct or in your words the antagonist explaining to the protagonist
Common misconception is that Snoke created the First Order, all credit to Thrawn
You could actually quote Metal Gear Solid's story about Peace through Nuclear Deterrence about weapons of mass destruction here. I like it!
You should contact the CCP. They'll pay a lot of money for your skills!
China is still hiring
CCP???
“Leah never met obi-wan”
Kenobi series: “allow me to introduce myself.”
There’s something wrong with me I actually agree with a lot of this logic
If you agree that means the only problem is that we live in a world where pants are not made big enough for men like us with such massive genitalia.
@@IAmJimHuss ... ... ...
YOU SAID WHAT?!
@@IAmJimHuss … Just why???
Jedi: steal kids and make them soldiers
"What terrible, vile creatures"
First order: also steal kids and make them soldiers
"What a benevolent government"
I know it's all satire, just wanted to point out this intentional hypocrisy was very amusing
The difference is contex the jedi lived in a time of peace and were taking children from their loving families where they would likely never have to fight in their lives and will only take In the extremely young so they can indoctrinate them and does not give those kids a choice to return home and targets only a select time of individual for this
Whereas the loving and diverse first order during this time of war allows all ages to join their ranks and gives them a sterile living space with food and only take children from worse off worlds where they will be abused giving them a high end education and teaching them to avoid taking life unless it is absolutely nessary you may say the jedi do this too but they only preach this mercy of theirs and do not actually take it to heart when met with diversity they will unveil their weapon which only serves to escalate a situation for keepers of peace they sure do get into a lot of violent engagements
But hey free education
"While the Romance between Jack and Rose was a once in a Lifetime expirience". I cant stop pissing myself laughing.
These videos are so good that I'd encourage anyone who hasn't seen Star Wars to watch Star Wars just to be able to watch these videos and understand.
When you said snoke needs moisturizer, i snorted my juice out from my nose XD
Definitely one of the greatest series on CZcams !! Keep it coming
Thanks. Glad you like it!
Gonna branch into some other franchises. But I will always be coming back to star wars
Ah, the return of my favorite satire on the internet. Not only hilarious (something about the way you word things in these videos just kills me), but it is thought provoking as well, for reasons many comments have voiced. I will be most pleased if this series continues.
You make some good points and the montage at the end was a reminder I didn't know I needed about the plot armour of the protagonists.
My man snoke owns the whole galaxy but not a single bottle of moisturizer😔
The Empire and the First Order embodied the phrase " Piece through Superior Fire Power . "
17:58 instead of hurting the dude right next to him he just wrecked some screens
Property damage is easier to repair and get insurance for than the life of your subordinate.
"FDR did not support the passage of a law that would outlaw lynching,"
"and Snoke avoided good self-care by not using moisturizer."
Me: *what*
Okay in the montage I only saw the first orders shots hitting the roof and next to the rebels and they have better vision and sights and are better trained so either they were missing targets non lethally to capture the rebels or they were just chilling and got shot out of no where plus the guy in the elevator had enough time to raise his blaster but only said"Hey!" So he chose the peaceful option but ended with a hole in his chest and a broken spinal cord.
I was shown this by someone who didn't watch more than five minutes of it. He was totally convinced you were serious.
Either way I'm glad he showed me, this is great.
in the EU, Palpatine knew that the Yusong vong were going to invade and destroy the galaxy and that is another reason why he built the empire, the Vong came to the galaxy and pretty much destroyed it. If the empire was still around until then, there could have been a fighting chance
Also to point out, the First Order stormtroopers came down to the village in transports with no weapons on them and came down with a polite distance from the village and not surround the village to hold everyone hostage. If the First Order was there to destroy the village they would have had brought transports down with turrets on them. It was villagers are the ones that got themselves executed. All the First Order came down there for was the map to Luke. Throughout the Force Awakens the First Order is trying to retrieve the map without harming BB-8
The Patrick Henry line was pure genius. Thank you for this gem of a video
I’ve been looking forward to this
I meeeaaan....YA SAY ITS SATIRE BUUUUUUUUT
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If i remember correctly, werent the stormtroopers of the new order kidnapped when they where kids, which the jedi also did?
"America is undefeated in successfully bring freedom to all the nations where it had done so successfully." WOW what a statement. my new fav. channel. but that quote is a different kind of gem than host usually puts forward. The breathtaking logic is what makes it so distinguishing~
I love Technology. I can't believe my mans Kylo Ren harmed an innocent (super)computer, but at the same time, Anger and Angst are badass.
16:42 D-D-Dad? Why’d you leave father? I missed you
The 3rd Season of the Mandolorian revealed the shocking behavior of the New Republic...
The mistreatment of Imperial POWs was absurd!
The proper identity of the Imperials are stripped away and replaced with a line of code, ripping away who they were.
The Republic have agents who toy with the Republic for fun, who rearrest the POW who the agent haggled into escaping, the punishment as of the result was literal brain washing...
The majority of Imperial POWs are Civilian personnel like researchers, it is shocking that the rebellion toppled over a government that brought overarching peace to the galaxy and replaced it with an oversized internment camp.
I seriously clicked on this thinking "he... He can't be right..." But seeing the satire tag and listening I'm SO glad I clicked on this haha
This was honestly such a good video.
Yes they are right.
In what aspects?
I love these satire videos because alot of times, they actually make some really good points.
I gotta say...thats the first time the sequels were ever fun for me! thanks a lot! really good job! the montage at the end was gold! thanks again!
17:17 why did you walk out on me dad!!!!!
I have waited for this day for a long time.
I know this is satire but I'm genuinely convinced the First Order was preferable to the Republic or the Resistance
A quote by terrible writing advice fits well here. "Plucky, ragtag rebels sounds a lot better than extremist suicide bomber insurgents."
The reincarnation of the propaganda minister Joseph Göbbels got a name: Jim Huss xD
I agree on certain points you have made and I would like to say the Empire and FO are my favourite factions but we can not overlook somethings
Point 1: Yes the FO taking kids from possibly abusive/unsafe homes do seem good but on the other hand not all planets in the outer rim were completely poor lawless planets. If the FO were to take a kid from one of the ok to well off planets it may not be in the best interest of the child
Point 2: The kids were taken and trained as soldiers from a young age since Brendol Hux wanted to recreate the skill level and loyalty show from the clones in the CW, many kids were abducted from birth for this exact reason
Point 3: The Republic was not limited to the Hosnian System and their navy was dispatched in other areas, though they most likely did have a sizeable fleet in the system to defend the what I presume officers and possibly high command, senators or other government officials in the system considering it was in the core area of the galaxy.
Point 4: During the GCW Palpatine wanted to find Luke as a replacement for Vader and not help him reunite his father
Point 5: The empire and the FO did own slaves, this is a highly immoral act. Even if wookies are furries the fact that they are sentient and forced to work as free labour for the empire/FO is highly immoral
Point 6: Kylo Ren has taken his anger out on people, such as in the scene he flings general Hux onto a control board
Point 7: You have said that the death star was filled with people that just wanted to bring food to the table but the Hosnian System itself would also have had plenty of people that just wanted to feed their families and do not forget that lots of the people in the system were civilians and lots of them most likely having no affiliation with the military
I just want to state that this is not me hating on your video but I believe by overlooking certain information a crooked picture can be painted just as how the movie painted the FO and the Empire, we can not truly know who is the bad guys and good guys but we need to take in all information and I am open to discussion if you believe I've left anything out, and if necessary I can make a comment on this post saying all the things that the resistance/republic did that was either bad/immoral
In case you forgot slavery was also active during the time of the republic. Somethings never change.
None of the jedi let the sith have a choice to change but the sith gave them a choice and each chose death. (but anakin)
"In a galaxy clouded by deception, the First Order's true strength lies in the unwavering hearts of its loyal believers. We rise above the accusations, for our purpose is to forge a new order, one built on justice and unity. Let their doubts fuel our determination, and may our actions speak louder than their words..."
1:37 you missed out ‘child-abducting’ after the word ‘religious’
Jedi do that too don’t they
Its because it's called the dark side. Most people interpret "the dark side" as bad before having any knowledge on it whatsoever. They were right, but common sense to most people outweighs common logic.
It is the 'Dark Side of the Moon' that we never, really, consider... amirite?
17:51 just another day raging in the office 😂
Let us never forget: When Darth Vader was trying to apprehend the genocidal war criminals named Han Solo, Leia Organa and Chewbacca, he had to hire criminals. And he looked right at Boba Fett and said "I want them ALIVE. NO disintegrations!"
See how loving and forgiving he was? If Darth Vader, and by extension, the Galactic Empire he served were truly evil, Vader would have told the bounty hunters to kill them. No. He wanted them alive.
The more I see of the morality of the stories in Star Wars, the more of an analogy of the American War of Independence. Just, that there's no France to bankrupt itself for the sake of the rebels.
France was bankrupted by the French revolution a few decades after the American war of independence
Alderaan
loved "the empire was right" this one is great but i keep thinking (nerd alert) the first order wasn't the government they were the "rebels" the new republic was the government.
I counted 4 unprovoked shots at 3:06. Those stormtroopers were cleared to engage before they even could dismount their transports. I think one or two were even KIA before any villager died.
"It is undefeated in successfully spreading freedom to all the nations where it did so successfully."
Nice