The Liver King

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  • @1betterthanyou1
    @1betterthanyou1 Před 2 lety +6069

    Says he eats like “ancestors”;
    -Doesn’t forage his own nuts, berries, tubers, leaves and fungi.
    -can’t start a fire to cook his meat.
    -no videos of him fighting saber tooth tiger.

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před 2 lety +651

      At least he got the protein powder right! Two scoops, just like our ancestors did!

    • @squarrot9355
      @squarrot9355 Před 2 lety +110

      Go back to monke

    • @coolbeans5992
      @coolbeans5992 Před 2 lety +4

      Lmao yea

    • @biaxolotl5171
      @biaxolotl5171 Před 2 lety +7

      @@msd7544 69th like

    • @bugbug44
      @bugbug44 Před 2 lety +66

      @@msd7544 my ancestors used 3 😎

  • @ThisOneGoes211
    @ThisOneGoes211 Před rokem +2480

    The ancestral tenet of spending $12,000 a month on steroids

  • @David-sq2en
    @David-sq2en Před rokem +7203

    When I was 8 years old I decided to live like our ancestors the apes... so I would eat bananas without pealing them... then I saw a video of gorillas pealing bananas before eating them, and that shattered my whole world.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 Před rokem

      I hope you're still throwing your feces though, that's a core tenent of the ape ancestral lifestyle

    • @TT-xz5sy
      @TT-xz5sy Před rokem +464

      Sorry but this is fckn hilarious 😂

    • @doctorvsh
      @doctorvsh Před rokem +118

      😂😂how does this comment not have a thousand likes I laughed out loud literally

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Před rokem +360

      weirdly applicable to this guy living in a mansion and using steroids while claiming he's living the "ancestral lifestyle" lmao

    • @Noursinette_
      @Noursinette_ Před rokem +43

      IM CRYING NAHSHAhAHAHAHAHA💀💀

  • @VenatorPaleo
    @VenatorPaleo Před rokem +2772

    Someone tell him that our ancestors ate roots, and fruit also. You know, that’s what a “hunter gatherer” is.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +17391

    "Liver King" sounds like a nickname for a man eating cannibal tribe leader

    • @missclick7609
      @missclick7609 Před 2 lety +143

      yo why did u change ur profile pic?

    • @Thatonecrunchyy
      @Thatonecrunchyy Před 2 lety +9

      yes

    • @cheerleaderofdoom766
      @cheerleaderofdoom766 Před 2 lety +155

      I wanna flow down the river
      With the male monarch of liver
      His muscles make me shiver
      His forbidden meat has me in a tither 🍖 🌊 🤴

    • @What4Fun
      @What4Fun Před 2 lety +11

      I keep seeing you everywhere

    • @hyperbaroque
      @hyperbaroque Před 2 lety +30

      Bring the outsiders to the Liver King HE WILL JUDGE THEM (translation, he will eat bits and pieces of them before deciding to eat their entire body)

  • @tatumfowler3603
    @tatumfowler3603 Před 2 lety +22483

    The Liver King and the Biological Dentist sounds like a villian duo.

    • @meeg9115
      @meeg9115 Před 2 lety +47

      FR

    • @Stoopid420
      @Stoopid420 Před 2 lety +269

      **insert team rocket reference here**

    • @katevgrady
      @katevgrady Před 2 lety +377

      A villain duo from the "top 10 DC villains you wouldn't believe actually exist" listicle

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 Před 2 lety +152

      Fighting against the Cyborg Dentist

    • @chloesantos8637
      @chloesantos8637 Před 2 lety +46

      I’d watch an anime like that

  • @5thHouse
    @5thHouse Před rokem +5159

    Biologically, she's a dentist. Metaphorically, she's the liver queen. Theoretically, she's a real human, but realistically, she's an ocelot.

  • @cameronsitton501
    @cameronsitton501 Před rokem +6018

    So what we know about this guy:
    - hates that humans are using fire to cook food
    - loves to eat liver
    - holy shit it's the eagle that's punishing Prometheus
    - he's that eagle

    • @RonaldC
      @RonaldC Před rokem +318

      Underrated comment absolute fire

    • @pearlhwva
      @pearlhwva Před rokem +159

      @@RonaldC idk if this was an intentional pun or not but either way, it made me bust a lung XD

    • @Arloooooooo_
      @Arloooooooo_ Před rokem +22

      @@pearlhwva HAH

    • @chrisdavis8650
      @chrisdavis8650 Před rokem +98

      Is he aware, that our ancestors used fire?

    • @reaganjex1404
      @reaganjex1404 Před rokem +27

      That’s genuinely hilarious

  • @michaelpurnell5203
    @michaelpurnell5203 Před 2 lety +6179

    “My kids are eating nothing, they are simulating a failed hunt” lmaooooo

  • @sethappleton7628
    @sethappleton7628 Před 2 lety +6183

    "We don't want any electromagnetic fields in our house"
    The spinning molten core of the earth : "guess I'll die"

    • @imrandpm
      @imrandpm Před 2 lety +594

      literally all visible light: 👁👄👁

    • @minebrandon95264
      @minebrandon95264 Před 2 lety +382

      @@imrandpm the infrared light that their own body is emitting

    • @KeanuG95
      @KeanuG95 Před 2 lety +181

      Sun and space radiation and stuff

    • @evelyntheidiot6
      @evelyntheidiot6 Před 2 lety +167

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol... there's no way to avoid radiation

    • @jordanvaughan768
      @jordanvaughan768 Před 2 lety +10

      This comment is gold

  • @mandymooncakes
    @mandymooncakes Před rokem +2592

    Imagine a "simulated hunt" is just him buying meat at the grocery store

    • @kathleennewton370
      @kathleennewton370 Před 9 měsíci +191

      But he just decides to walk on all fours on the meat aisle lol

    • @AAAHH111
      @AAAHH111 Před 6 měsíci +110

      And he hisses at the poor people who walk by

    • @pitrociusoftheshadows4904
      @pitrociusoftheshadows4904 Před 4 měsíci +42

      And he just starts screaming and sacrificing his poor children for some god after "securing" the meal.

    • @yoursistersheatingpad
      @yoursistersheatingpad Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@pitrociusoftheshadows4904and he tortures those who question his God, feeding the deity with the torment and torture of those wretched, ignorant souls that may never be purified for their blasphemy. They will never reach reincarnation, and instead will worship their patron, The Liver King, and the almighty deity their patron worships.

    • @macross270
      @macross270 Před 4 měsíci +10

      And then he takes every single meat from the meat aisle and dashes out of the store on all fours, without paying, as all the poor customers and employees look on at him in fear and confusion.

  • @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382

    It's wonderful that he puts phones in a faraday cage to protect from the radiation but walks around outside all day without clothes or sunscreen

    • @Nathan-dt2tu
      @Nathan-dt2tu Před rokem

      To be fair, unless you're extremely prone to sunburn, be extremely careful what brand of sunscreen you buy. A surprising amount of them can give you skin cancer. Yes, I get accused of wearing a tin hat regularly for that, however that's no longer a crazy stance since the news has finally acknowledged it as of around a year ago. Sunscreen gives you skin cancer.

    • @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382
      @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 Před rokem +11

      @@Nathan-dt2tu Do you have a source on that? I've never heard anything of the sort

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Před rokem

      Next thing you know he’ll be sunbathing inside a microwave because there wasn’t no puny ozone layer to protect the ancestors (I don’t actually know if there wasn’t an ozone layer when primates emerged, just joking and stuff)

    • @Walleyedwosaik
      @Walleyedwosaik Před 11 měsíci +1

      Sooooo just aaaaaaggghhhhhh it’s so FUCJINF stoooooopid gaaaaaghhghgg

    • @justadel2
      @justadel2 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Well it's actually not as bad as it sounds

  • @ncrpaulina7069
    @ncrpaulina7069 Před 2 lety +9324

    "the kids got nothing to eat because they are simulating a failed hunt" had me dying hahaha

  • @Eyeball44
    @Eyeball44 Před 2 lety +4517

    I am concerned that he thinks our “ancestors” didn’t eat vegetables.. that was literally a fundamental part of early human’s diets

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer Před 2 lety +8

      What's the proof of that assertion? Just curious, with carbon dating and all

    • @holylettuce4730
      @holylettuce4730 Před 2 lety +381

      @@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon dating? What does that have to do with early human diets?

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 Před 2 lety +301

      It's almost as if he just doing some revisionism about our ancestors just to excuse his bizarre bad lifestyle

    • @willyeeton4390
      @willyeeton4390 Před 2 lety +293

      @@themusicaljunkie37 he's not doing it to excuse himself, he's doing it to sell his "ancestral" supplements. He knows exactly what he's doing.

    • @elyseb7372
      @elyseb7372 Před 2 lety +251

      @@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon is in all living matter (both plant and animal), so carbon dating wouldn't be a problem when archeologist come across ancient preserved veggies and fruits. But there's plenty of evidence that indicate ancient humans ate plants, just like meat. Usually the remains of these plants are found buried in baskets or preserved in the mud of archeological dig sites. Not to mention, agriculture itself is an amazing testament to relationship between plants and humans! Wild corn looks completely different to your standard domesticated corn for example.

  • @daydreaminboy7671
    @daydreaminboy7671 Před rokem +2418

    all jokes aside this is why we need to teach kids how to be media savvy so they can spot a scam when they see one

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 Před rokem +1

      fuck kids--adults need that shit. a ton of the people that fall for this shit is dudes in their 20's-30's.

    • @FortuitousOwl
      @FortuitousOwl Před rokem +7

      @@Trizzy1k_ that’s just not true lol

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Před rokem +22

      @@Trizzy1k_ oh you sweet summer child

    • @Trizzy1k_
      @Trizzy1k_ Před rokem

      @@mammoneymelon OMG your so mature😱

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Před rokem +53

      @@Trizzy1k_ i was literally implying that people on the internet (including myself) are very dumb sometimes and fall for obvious scams. if grown adults can't spot scams and catfishing, 11 year olds definitely can't

  • @MsKirbygirl1
    @MsKirbygirl1 Před 2 lety +9622

    I really love his wife calling him "The Bear" even though he wants to be called the "Liver King". Reminds me of four year olds wanting to change their name to Firetruck Ninja or some nonsense

  • @gerudo849
    @gerudo849 Před 2 lety +6322

    People like this always underestimate how many vegetables ancient humans ate. They're always like "mm yes meat" when our real ancestors were eating every wild plant they could possibly find.

    • @jonathansports1036
      @jonathansports1036 Před 2 lety +774

      Literally though. A lot of human diets through history were mostly vegetarian. Eating a lot of meat in ancient times was a sign of major wealth and privilege.

    • @anthropomorphicpeanut6160
      @anthropomorphicpeanut6160 Před 2 lety +168

      For some reason this comment made me crave salad

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 Před 2 lety +587

      He needs the true ancient diet: using up all your energy failing to hunt with a crappy spear, starving for days in the winter and accidentally eating poisonous mushrooms.

    • @gnosis2871
      @gnosis2871 Před 2 lety +134

      Yeah, for most of human history most people couldn't afford to eat meat everyday

    • @brody1153
      @brody1153 Před 2 lety +65

      They ate everything they could including every living animal they could mange to kill not just plants

  • @DialecticRed
    @DialecticRed Před rokem +497

    I keep hearing "the liver king" as "deliver king," which just makes me think of him as the world's most jacked mailman

  • @ashmitsavsani2785
    @ashmitsavsani2785 Před rokem +1422

    I like the fact that he tells us he sleeps on wood but during the shoutout for mike you can see a queen size bed behind him

    • @beeboobae
      @beeboobae Před rokem +36

      that’s what i was wondering

    • @gregscrabshack2307
      @gregscrabshack2307 Před rokem +54

      to be fair whenever my back hurts i sleep on the floor. works for me

    • @jaybee4118
      @jaybee4118 Před rokem +87

      He’s such an obvious liar about it all.

    • @therealtony2009
      @therealtony2009 Před rokem +16

      @@jaybee4118 you were right

    • @drbright10
      @drbright10 Před rokem +7

      @@jaybee4118 you’re right

  • @antonluvs
    @antonluvs Před 2 lety +5528

    “So they will be simulating a failed hunt.” Is KILLING me.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella Před 2 lety +66

      And all that raw meat might be killing them, haha...oooh

    • @dracodracarys2339
      @dracodracarys2339 Před 2 lety +175

      "and the weakest of my kids will be food for the strongest ones, just like it is in nature"

    • @ririduvall6395
      @ririduvall6395 Před 2 lety +12

      that shiet had me CRYING

    • @bearrett_8783
      @bearrett_8783 Před 2 lety +3

      When is it again?

    • @MezandBuzz
      @MezandBuzz Před 2 lety +5

      @@bearrett_8783 14:44

  • @MissCutechan
    @MissCutechan Před 2 lety +11053

    The fact that this mans eats ONLY proteins and fat and is constantly out of breath for no reason stresses me the hell out

    • @polyfoxgames9006
      @polyfoxgames9006 Před 2 lety +833

      Steroids

    • @HAbarneyWK
      @HAbarneyWK Před 2 lety +1056

      @@polyfoxgames9006 yeah, love it how he promotes "ancestral" living, yet is obviously not natty.

    • @karla9319
      @karla9319 Před 2 lety +1347

      Man’s got scurvy

    • @everychannel1025
      @everychannel1025 Před 2 lety +129

      Optimal on its own, but steroids fuck it up

    • @haleyvilla6299
      @haleyvilla6299 Před 2 lety +469

      The cholesterol😳

  • @nicoleoneill1856
    @nicoleoneill1856 Před rokem +355

    Our ancestors 🤝 anabolic steroids

  • @sovietrecyclebin
    @sovietrecyclebin Před rokem +777

    This aged like a fine wine

    • @runawayspacefugitive
      @runawayspacefugitive Před rokem +19

      This video aged beautifully

    • @aprroxit3633
      @aprroxit3633 Před rokem

      🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @caminey7455
      @caminey7455 Před rokem +4

      Context?

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. Před rokem +3

      @@caminey7455 email got leaked that he has spent 12k per month on steroids

    • @runawayspacefugitive
      @runawayspacefugitive Před rokem +18

      @@caminey7455 I don't exactly know what the Liver king did but he got himself into some hot water. You're going to have to watch a video on him to understand what's going on

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 Před 2 lety +5732

    Man's gonna get scurvy never eating any vegetables, then he's gonna be living the pirate life instead of the ancestral life

    • @sprague8066
      @sprague8066 Před 2 lety +205

      still our ancestors

    • @sharvareedeshpande4309
      @sharvareedeshpande4309 Před 2 lety +20

      Lmao

    • @dragonmaster5015
      @dragonmaster5015 Před 2 lety +78

      Liver has shitloads of vitamin c man I’m sure he’ll be fine 😂

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 Před 2 lety +115

      Scurvy is likely but it’s actually possible to avoid scurvy if you eat the right offals and cook it on the rare side.
      It’s not enough vitamin c for your body to get the true antioxidant benefits of it but it’s apparently enough to avoid scurvy

    • @njinlover
      @njinlover Před 2 lety +17

      If that's the case then he's not gonna be living any life at all

  • @tburkalurk9888
    @tburkalurk9888 Před 2 lety +4700

    This guy says he does the “ ancestral” life style but he doesn’t know that they knew how to cook with fire

    • @tgoelst
      @tgoelst Před 2 lety +776

      And also that people used to eat mainly fruit vegetables and nuts

    • @manxiefeathermoon9888
      @manxiefeathermoon9888 Před 2 lety +283

      Meat was rare

    • @girlingreen1733
      @girlingreen1733 Před 2 lety +311

      Also that the animals we did prey on were HUGELY different

    • @carbonatedPigeon
      @carbonatedPigeon Před 2 lety +286

      @@tgoelst and the fruit, vegetables, and nuts we eat now are completely different because we've artificially selected for them to be sweeter, bigger, and more edible

    • @AM-kr4pv
      @AM-kr4pv Před 2 lety +174

      @@girlingreen1733 yeah things like sheep and cows have been domesticated for thousands of years, they're so far from what they originally were bred from. Much like most dogs don't exactly resemble wolves.

  • @certifiedspacebisexual
    @certifiedspacebisexual Před rokem +386

    wow what a healthy, muscular man. it’s impressive he was able to get his body like that without any steroids

  • @andybogdanov
    @andybogdanov Před rokem +628

    The oldest known mattress in history dates back to 77,000 years ago, and was found in the Sibudu Cave in KwaZulu-Natal in Africa. The mattress was composed of layers of reeds and rushes, discovered at the bottom of a pile of compacted grasses and leafy plants used as bedding. This bedding was periodically burned, which researchers believe was meant to limit pests and garbage

  • @TheCatchFilms
    @TheCatchFilms Před 2 lety +3290

    Liver King: "Throw your phone in a garbage can to protect against electromagnetic fields"
    Also Liver King: *has electricity wired throughout his house*

    • @lotofmalarkey434
      @lotofmalarkey434 Před 2 lety +333

      But it’s okay because he has “grounding paint” on the walls.

    • @carbonatedPigeon
      @carbonatedPigeon Před 2 lety +174

      And is also recording with an electronic device... lol

    • @godspeedthe13th
      @godspeedthe13th Před 2 lety +262

      I don't understand these people, do they not know that the biggest ball of radiation and emf waves is the fucking SUN.

    • @jpanza
      @jpanza Před 2 lety +170

      also liver king: lives on planet earth, a *giant magnet*

    • @TheCatchFilms
      @TheCatchFilms Před 2 lety +145

      @@godspeedthe13th they hear "radiation" and think Chernobyl lol

  • @crazyanimationtime1806
    @crazyanimationtime1806 Před 2 lety +3878

    This guy definitely secretly still believes he’s a werewolf

  • @finn.8490
    @finn.8490 Před rokem +5688

    Wow! What a great, muscular man who preaches such good values. I really hope nothing bad comes out about him.

  • @CadillacBandit
    @CadillacBandit Před rokem +768

    Just here to let Danny know we’re all waiting for his follow up after the Liver King came out as the Steroid King

  • @ThatLEG0Guy
    @ThatLEG0Guy Před rokem +145

    17:25 imagin being a little kid visiting for a sleepover and you see your friends dad, this flesh tank, just sitting motionless in the dark on a church pew like some hellish statue

  • @sampuffer8099
    @sampuffer8099 Před 2 lety +4404

    Danny: “I mean he does sound happy in all of his videos”
    The Liver King 5 minutes earlier: *wails in despair while lifting 1000-pound weights*

    • @everybody48
      @everybody48 Před 2 lety +60

      this comment made me hysterical for 2 minutes I love this video so much

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 Před 2 lety +44

      LOOOL that's exactly what i thought.. So fucking funny

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda Před 2 lety +39

      **augh-ah-hah** 🏋️‍♂️

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety +18

      “I don’t know if it’s possible to get this way naturally”
      _man has so much muscle with no fat it could only be obtained with drugs_
      Me: 👁👄👁
      Like even if that is possible naturally, that’s completely unhealthy!

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 Před rokem +4

      I mean, I'd also probably scream in agony trying to drag that much heavy shit, but that's why I'd just not do that.

  • @goosegoose5737
    @goosegoose5737 Před 2 lety +3986

    Y’all, “our ancestors” did not deprive themselves by choice. If they had the same resources available as we do, there is no way they would choose to sleep on a wooden slab and eat raw meat.

    • @Cat-fq3pt
      @Cat-fq3pt Před 2 lety +275

      Exactly. Didn't they usually live to the age of 45 too? (English isnt my first language so if the sentence is weird sorry)

    • @cariad123
      @cariad123 Před 2 lety +293

      They also started eating grains pretty early and started out from the beginning eating mostly fruit, seeds, starchy roots etc with only some meat.

    • @camerondundale811
      @camerondundale811 Před 2 lety +138

      @@Cat-fq3pt that sentence was perfect! and also, you are right

    • @nickspencer2207
      @nickspencer2207 Před 2 lety +176

      @@Cat-fq3pt Actually no! The average age of people back then was around 45, you’re right, but that didn’t actually mean most people lived to 45! Most people lived to around 80, like us, except a lot of people died as babies, so it brought the average way down.
      Great English by the way!

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 Před 2 lety +71

      @@cariad123 OMG Exactly!!! Meat was extremely hard to come by since you had to actually go out and spend pretty much all day waiting for enough game to come along and then the act of killing it and carrying it back was super difficult as well so....yeah

  • @EveryArchive
    @EveryArchive Před rokem +76

    “Today I’m gonna do what my ancestors used to do, and drop to the floor sobbing and weeping.”

  • @pezzy5014
    @pezzy5014 Před rokem +148

    The liver king just looks like bearded tim allen in a body builder costume

    • @911ShadowNinja
      @911ShadowNinja Před rokem +6

      Holy shit I cannot unsee this now

    • @sleeby4226
      @sleeby4226 Před rokem +12

      If you think about it with the whole drug thing… he kind of is in a bodybuilder costume

    • @pezzy5014
      @pezzy5014 Před rokem +2

      @@sleeby4226 true that

  • @Simbley
    @Simbley Před 2 lety +6063

    fascinating he's not like those people that build their own house in the woods and live without modern convenience he just does some uncomfortable things while also living in a mansion its bizarre

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před 2 lety +693

      Yeah like he replaced his bed by a wood plank, but dude uses plates and electricity for some reason. Also I’m pretty sure gyms hadn’t been invented yet in ancestral times, and neither was beard oil.

    • @mat0920
      @mat0920 Před 2 lety +215

      And he doesn't shower or wear deodorant. Seriously

    • @lordmage2196
      @lordmage2196 Před 2 lety +15

      Just reading this comment and also reply from @M sd and I almost died xd

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 2 lety +294

      ​@@msd7544 Also I am pretty sure our ancestors didn't wax their chest hair....so you would expect him to be the hairiest man alive but I guess Zeus was the "ancestor" he was going for with that beard and abs.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Před 2 lety +2

      ikr.

  • @MamaDoctorJones
    @MamaDoctorJones Před 2 lety +9256

    I am a doctor. 👀 commenting as requested…nothing else to add.

    • @karlarao8736
      @karlarao8736 Před 2 lety +117

      Lmaoo

    • @meganredmon1191
      @meganredmon1191 Před 2 lety +274

      Kinda slapped me in the face seeing you here 😂

    • @kateherr2893
      @kateherr2893 Před 2 lety +204

      Thank you for your service.

    • @sorren150
      @sorren150 Před 2 lety +148

      thank you for your wisdom

    • @althyastar
      @althyastar Před 2 lety +156

      I'm glad I'm not the only adult woman who thinks Danny's videos are fantastic and hilarious 😆

  • @60311
    @60311 Před rokem +80

    11:50 the fact it's true 😭 he's made an apology vid for taking steroids

  • @jalengregory1712
    @jalengregory1712 Před rokem +200

    Are you here because you watched the lying king and now you gotta rewatch this one

  • @Anthony-dh2ig
    @Anthony-dh2ig Před 2 lety +6231

    As a historian, this is hilariously ahistorical. I assume he's aiming for like pre-history humans, but also the amount of meat he eats, the wooden uncomfortable bed. It's just funny

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 Před 2 lety +126

      i think meat is like really valuable in the caveman days right

    • @elainelouve
      @elainelouve Před 2 lety +812

      I was just going to say the same! Why do these paleo people always miss the gathering part of hunter gatherers? Besides, having dairy products means domesticated cows. Imo most of his diet should be plant based, then fish and other easily obtainable proteins.

    • @nellyrose392
      @nellyrose392 Před 2 lety +116

      @@elainelouve i think he’s modern ancestral😂😂

    • @taylorhillard4868
      @taylorhillard4868 Před 2 lety +490

      I just love how completely wrong it is....prehistoric, and pre-agricultural human diet was primarily starchy roots.
      Yes they ate meat, but not every day. Most fruits that we have today did not exist back then, they were spread globally (meaning they would be inaccessible) and are seasonal, often only being able to be found for a week or two for each species.
      Conversely, root vegetables are abundant across the globe in many forms in each region. A big starchy root is a very successful evolutionary adaptation. So they are abundant, calorically and nutritionally significant, and accessible year round.
      Eat your veggies kids, and don't take the naughty sauce.

    • @Andrea-rw9tf
      @Andrea-rw9tf Před 2 lety +285

      They also cooked the meat meat, cooking killer off harmful bacteria and parasites for at least the last two million years. Homo Erectus conquered fire millions of years ago. Cooking made food easier to digest as well allowing for us to have bigger brains…now we’re going in reverse.

  • @kalyssiaseptember
    @kalyssiaseptember Před 2 lety +13338

    This man has equal yet violently opposite energy to ThatVeganTeacher. They are clearly natural foes and their battle will be legendary

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs Před 2 lety +707

      Two people who don't understand human biology and dietary history!

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle Před 2 lety +25

      What is your profile pic from?

    • @dracodracarys2339
      @dracodracarys2339 Před 2 lety +877

      he will probably eat vegan teacher and say that herbivores are naturally prey for carnivores

    • @ambercotrone
      @ambercotrone Před 2 lety +23

      Best comment

    • @Koselill
      @Koselill Před 2 lety +340

      Idk if Danny didnt cover it or what, but he didnt actually shame anyone. Thats what pisses me off about thatveganteacher. He wants to be stupid and eat purely meat and sleep on wood? Fine. Cuz he's not pushing it on others and shaming those who dont. They're both diehards about their diets tho lol.

  • @GiGermanotta
    @GiGermanotta Před rokem +205

    watching this just as he admitted to using steroids lmao

  • @bleronk6840
    @bleronk6840 Před rokem +180

    although it was obvious he was juicing, it’s funny to rewatch this video knowing the sheer amount of steroids this guy is on

  • @fissionabledolphin
    @fissionabledolphin Před 2 lety +12145

    Brian’s voice always simultaneously sounds like he’s the most confident person in the world and also like he’s crying for help

    • @bookaholicguy7506
      @bookaholicguy7506 Před 2 lety +278

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar then keep begging i ain't gonna subscribe

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool Před 2 lety +101

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar Just use your phone, g.

    • @pteryxs
      @pteryxs Před 2 lety +42

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar cry about it :)

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool Před 2 lety +117

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar Your covers are fire but the spam isn't going to help as much as you think

    • @munchlaxlol4579
      @munchlaxlol4579 Před 2 lety +27

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar beg on, child

  • @Maurrokh
    @Maurrokh Před 2 lety +1995

    The bed thing is so funny to me. Even animals build themselves comfortable nests and 'beds' to rest in. Why does he assume our prehistoric ancestors didn't?

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 Před 2 lety +411

      Because his knowledge of "our ancestors" apparently amounts to what he saw from Flintstones cartoons.
      He also, conveniently, ignores the fact that there's a reason that cultures around the world have feasts/traditions that center around eating an animal, like Thanksgiving.
      It's because being able to eat a substantial amount of meat had always been a special occasion, during our hunter-gatherer phase as a species.
      The only real exceptions would be, maybe, peoples that had easy access to abundant fish/seafood.

    • @baboon889
      @baboon889 Před 2 lety +162

      This is what drives me crazy. We are where we are today because who tf wants to sleep on a big rock. Thats why weve developed things and experimented with ideas. Humans are constantly evolving and trying to make living a little easier. Thats why we create things lmao.

    • @baboon889
      @baboon889 Před 2 lety +137

      Like does he think indigenous people just throw a slab on the ground and call it a day? Please someone tell this man to take any form of history class/anthropology.

    • @Wildtooth-mg9sl
      @Wildtooth-mg9sl Před 2 lety +39

      Or you know cook food

    • @thelemurofmadagascar9183
      @thelemurofmadagascar9183 Před 2 lety +20

      His bed is actually pretty accurate though. My grandparents have a similar bed set up, which is pretty common amongst Indians. Although people from the past didn't just plop themselves down on rocks, they certainly didn't sleep on the huge oversized mattresses of today either.

  • @santaana4493
    @santaana4493 Před rokem +177

    Question for liver king: What brand of protein powder did our ancestors use? Also what is the best ancestral protein shake recipe?

    • @StellaMarisma
      @StellaMarisma Před rokem +3

      I love this kind of sass and skepticism that LK's "lifestyle" provokes, lol.

    • @raresmircea7451
      @raresmircea7451 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Also what personal adviser to manage a 10.000$/month anabolics plan they used?

  • @sarahcores
    @sarahcores Před rokem +89

    I can't stop audibly laughing like so hard oh my god ten sets of weeping

  • @thevillainofthisstory
    @thevillainofthisstory Před 2 lety +1591

    I teach Ancient History and I think the Liver King has forgotten the gather part of hunter-gatherer society. His Paleolithic ancestors are probably as confused by him as we are

    • @rahulmenon4357
      @rahulmenon4357 Před 2 lety +51

      Ancient peoples diet = BAKONZZZ

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye Před 2 lety +159

      literally.
      there are so many ancient societies that rarely if ever ate meat. from what ik, the only communities that subsisted purely on meat were those that lived in frigid climates where plant life was sparce

    • @user-lq1tp4yw3e
      @user-lq1tp4yw3e Před 2 lety +4

      @@ceilingeye do you have some evidence to this?

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Před 2 lety +15

      @@ceilingeye Saying "ancient societies" is so vague as to be meaningless.

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle Před 2 lety +128

      Also saying “ancestral” is literally so vague😭 like is he basing this a particular time and place? Or is he just basing his whole life off of his stereotyped idea of “cavemen”

  • @michellehampton8748
    @michellehampton8748 Před 2 lety +4908

    A biological dentist is a holistic dentist because of course she is. They use natural remedies and therapies to maintain oral health. Because, you know, of course this whole family has a theme. I can’t wait for discovery+ to pick up their show.

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience Před 2 lety +273

      TIL holistic dentistry was a thing...I wish I didn’t. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 Před 2 lety +198

      like what? what remedy for cavities could be more natural than scraping your teeth with metal.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 2 lety +419

      I really wish that the term "holistic" wasn't constantly used by woo peddlers because conceptually holistic medicine is a good idea, as it just means that the medical care takes mental and social factors into account, rather than only a disease and the related symptoms, not "we're going to not use real medicine".

    • @michellehampton8748
      @michellehampton8748 Před 2 lety +80

      @@iamcool544 it also says that they don’t treat just the teeth but the whole body to get to the root cause of any oral health issues. Do with this information what you will. Lol

    • @mirnaivanova7945
      @mirnaivanova7945 Před 2 lety +183

      @@mastermarkus5307 THANK YOU! I hate the false and negative connotation to "holistic medicine“. Treat the wHOLE patient. But with real medicine pls and thx

  • @yup.5101
    @yup.5101 Před rokem +62

    Wow his muscular is so natural, he definitely not using steroids

  • @dezzyschannel3078
    @dezzyschannel3078 Před rokem +29

    "They did not thrive" probably because they weren't on 11k a month worth of steroids

  • @Spineless-Lobster
    @Spineless-Lobster Před 2 lety +6387

    “I live like my ancestors”
    - Lives in a mansion
    - Doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables
    - Eats raw meat instead of cooked
    - Has a jet-ski
    - Has a gun
    - Does workouts that build muscle instead of stamina
    - Preaches no cell phones while posting on TikTok
    - Sleeps on a wooden board
    Yes, I’m sure your ancestors are ✨smiling down on you✨

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 Před 2 lety +347

      He's well off... he's able to live like "the ancestral days." The rest of us don't have the choice to buy certain foods.. we buy what we can...
      Anyways, as I watching his whole rant about "phone bad" after showing that he sleeps on pieces of wood, he probably doesn't know how our ancestors live.

    • @magnusbjrnli4363
      @magnusbjrnli4363 Před 2 lety +174

      - taking roids ( i won’t say it is imposible he is naty But he looks like someone on roids)

    • @ontxtteredwxngs
      @ontxtteredwxngs Před 2 lety +126

      @@themusicaljunkie37 that would require reading a book, and clearly he thinks our ancestors didn't read. seriously, did anyone see a single book in that house? XD his poor children

    • @silasszklany9883
      @silasszklany9883 Před 2 lety +5

      @XenonZed exactly what I was thinking!!!

    • @DestinysPookie
      @DestinysPookie Před 2 lety +27

      Damn. And I thought I was a disappointment to my ancestors not being a doctor and all.

  • @vladdtronnz6924
    @vladdtronnz6924 Před 2 lety +19779

    Imagine in 200 years people like him will be doing simulated grocery runs

    • @Solznmid
      @Solznmid Před 2 lety +1333

      “They must be careful when choosing milk. They have to be hesitant, because the wrong choice will lead to them choosing a gallon of milk with an early expiration date” 🐅

    • @CalamitasCalliope
      @CalamitasCalliope Před 2 lety +713

      One of the most dangerous places in the grocery store was the Deli section. This would force our ancestors to interact with competing families, and if resources were limited it may lead to a fight that would end in both parties going without food. We have recorded accounts of a similar event happening on a global scale during the Covid-19 pandemic

    • @candi4202
      @candi4202 Před 2 lety +35

      @@CalamitasCalliope ha ha ha ha ha ha. True story

    • @internal.rage.
      @internal.rage. Před 2 lety +8

      Anyone know the song that starts at 8:05

    • @n000d13s
      @n000d13s Před 2 lety +45

      No. Regular people will be doing simulated grocery runs. People like him will still do simulated hunts.

  • @elizabetharas5748
    @elizabetharas5748 Před 5 měsíci +19

    9:57 I know this is an old video, but..
    *THE LITERAL EARTH GENERATES A MAGNETIC FIELD*

  • @afriendofepicproportions
    @afriendofepicproportions Před rokem +53

    This aged well

  • @melissalonla
    @melissalonla Před 2 lety +975

    small child: *is sick, suffers from allergies*
    their dad: "there is no PASSION, there is no VISION, there is no AGRESSION, there is no fkn MINDSET"

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 Před 2 lety +50

      IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER

    • @bluebell1611
      @bluebell1611 Před 2 lety +40

      @@hybridslinky4829 WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR

    • @beems9617
      @beems9617 Před 2 lety +34

      @@bluebell1611 PUT IN THE WORK
      PUT IN THE HOURS

    • @stuiipid
      @stuiipid Před 2 lety +9

      PUT IN THE WORK

    • @krismuttz
      @krismuttz Před 2 lety +31

      @@beems9617 AND TAKE WHATS OURS

  • @NowakiStar
    @NowakiStar Před 2 lety +5108

    As an archaeologist, this guy’s ideas about our “ancestors” are hilarious.

    • @larataro09
      @larataro09 Před 2 lety +358

      i know danny has a big audience but it’s really nice to know so many people have careers like learning about the past in the comments! i think your job is really cool and i love learning about it :)

    • @marinaarellano436
      @marinaarellano436 Před 2 lety +152

      Oh my gosh! You should totally make a video! I would be so interested in hearing your takes on it :)

    • @gabsf6
      @gabsf6 Před 2 lety +151

      same, he makes me want to shred my degree into pieces

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 Před 2 lety +33

      U guys r soooo coool!!

    • @Destructer
      @Destructer Před 2 lety +29

      ye i thought they would cook the meat over the fire (with sticks and stuff) or that might be just me

  • @Angeldust.426
    @Angeldust.426 Před 11 měsíci +21

    The way he's crying... It's okay man, you can still be the liver king and cry. We all cry.
    Okay, so I just said it's okay. But yet, every time I hear him make noises like he's crying, I crack up.

  • @LasagneAlForno8297
    @LasagneAlForno8297 Před rokem +89

    All this time, he's been training, preparing to face his mortal enemy.
    The Dier King

  • @ellabiddy4741
    @ellabiddy4741 Před 2 lety +2146

    You know someone’s super healthy when they’re out of breath just from talking…

    • @jeffgayzose8129
      @jeffgayzose8129 Před 2 lety +171

      He's clearly on steroids and talks about being healthy lol

    • @neonfox582
      @neonfox582 Před 2 lety +3

      you know someones real healthy when theyre a blonde whining about someone else's life on youtube

    • @bethanyzamora1146
      @bethanyzamora1146 Před 2 lety +66

      @@neonfox582 do you know the liver king personally or something or?

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Před 2 lety +32

      @@neonfox582 Who hurt you?

    • @applefarm6126
      @applefarm6126 Před 2 lety +25

      @@neonfox582 Who cares about hair color?

  • @taylorharrison2274
    @taylorharrison2274 Před 2 lety +4454

    I feel like the funniest part of this is that literally nothing he does has ever been done by anyone's ancestors

    • @ryswyk5894
      @ryswyk5894 Před 2 lety +619

      Seriously like…if you showed his videos to someone 2000 years ago they’d be so confused on why he’s not cooking his meat with fire, how the fuck he’s so muscular(steroids), why he doesn’t eat fruits/veggies, and why he CHOOSES to sleep on a wood box💀

    • @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583
      @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583 Před 2 lety +195

      @@ryswyk5894 and confused about the whole video bit

    • @lamppost6194
      @lamppost6194 Před 2 lety +161

      @@ryswyk5894 yeah if I was one of my ancestors I totally would've been like "ooga ooga chaka"

    • @Callimo
      @Callimo Před 2 lety +216

      Right? I'm presuming he's living in that modern house....with a fridge and freezer, and multiple rooms, and upholstery made of man made fabrics, an indoor bathroom, windows with panes...
      Yeah, he's LARPing living in the past. If he was actually living in, say, the Bronze Age, he would be cryyyying xD

    • @czylbauer5812
      @czylbauer5812 Před 2 lety +11

      Right right. I was like did he go back in time and check for himself?

  • @Char09282
    @Char09282 Před rokem +44

    12:54 bro, seeing them like this made me feel so bad. I wanted to cry.

  • @swagromancer
    @swagromancer Před rokem +17

    Eating raw food, sleeping on hard surfaces, using modern guns and technology, going on ritualised hunts... this guy is not a caveman, he's a Klingon.

  • @atomosvrial1708
    @atomosvrial1708 Před 2 lety +5328

    Early humans: we eat bread, honey, and COOKED meat.
    This guy: RAW FLESH........ And several million dollar home, jet skis, and fully automatic rifles
    JUST LIKE OUR ANCESTORS!!

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera Před 2 lety +148

      Well I think he is trying to simulate a time BEFORE humanity started using fire. But even then, meat was just a part of their diet...

    • @barbarazottis5915
      @barbarazottis5915 Před 2 lety +410

      @@sleepysera oh yes, the famous cave men food: yogurt lol

    • @zestyghost4616
      @zestyghost4616 Před 2 lety +205

      Yeah and the earliest humans had hunter gatherer societies and most of their food was gathered because hunts often failed and didn’t always bring back food at all much less enough for everyone to live entirely off it, so he’s literally just wrong

    • @timdevisser4947
      @timdevisser4947 Před 2 lety +7

      fully automatic rifles are prohibitively expensive and require a class 3 dealers license. He does not have fully automatic rifles.

    • @leoh2502
      @leoh2502 Před 2 lety +50

      @@sleepysera That's going back about two million years. Those guys were not really the "humanity" we are today in evolutionary terms, which means that our effective ancestors never primarily ate uncooked meat.

  • @Maeve427
    @Maeve427 Před 2 lety +6713

    This man is the ultimate “I was born in the wrong generation”.

    • @Maeve427
      @Maeve427 Před rokem +138

      @Julian Ray yeah people definitely romanticise things like this.

    • @AbuBased731
      @AbuBased731 Před rokem +41

      Booga boooga 💀

    • @NuxBloodhoof
      @NuxBloodhoof Před rokem +112

      Also the lack of steroids would hinder his development...and his source of income where he fleeces ignorant masses for his supplements on social media.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 Před rokem

      @@NuxBloodhoof He could be a shaman selling sheep testicles for berries or something..

    • @itz_nick_playz4156
      @itz_nick_playz4156 Před rokem +31

      Mans wants to be born in the first generation

  • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
    @cupids_favourite_aro4578 Před 4 měsíci +8

    "I'm gonna live like our earliest ancestors, who ate raw meat, slept on wooden boxes, and drove jetskis and shot assault rifles."

  • @justagalwhocomments
    @justagalwhocomments Před rokem +19

    UPDATE CORNER LIVER KING: NEEDED

  • @saoirseoreilly6750
    @saoirseoreilly6750 Před 2 lety +2171

    This dude is the type of person who would not do this unless social media existed.

    • @imzabatch
      @imzabatch Před 2 lety +168

      Exactly. I was thinking he "has a disdain for technology", but then how would everyone else know how buff, strong, weird, and cool he is with his abnormal lifestyle?

    • @manda-om9ls
      @manda-om9ls Před 2 lety +23

      A lot of people honestly though

  • @Walidanukasa
    @Walidanukasa Před 2 lety +4123

    Imagine finding a tribe of people not yet contacted by the rest of the world in the amazonian rainforest and they all look like that. The women. The children. Just a group of bearded, extremely out of breath people staring at you, not able to reach the middle of their backs with their own hands.

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 Před 2 lety +595

      stopping to cry every five minutes as they drag big-ass tree trunks up and down their villages

    • @traceydumase
      @traceydumase Před 2 lety +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Bee-kv5tx
      @Bee-kv5tx Před 2 lety +22

      And when in if them falls an earthquake happens and a volcano sprouts

    • @pandabear8862
      @pandabear8862 Před 2 lety +60

      Hey, the amazon is a really big place, u never know... but don't worry, us Brazilians are gonna chop the whole thing down, so if these people are there, they'll be discovered soon enough

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 Před 2 lety +32

      @@pandabear8862 :(

  • @Legocoder1234
    @Legocoder1234 Před rokem +51

    Dang those ancestors really loved steroids

  • @bat7696
    @bat7696 Před rokem +40

    Feel like anthropologists would get a laugh out of the liver king

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 Před 2 měsíci

      As an anthropology nerd with an anthropology nerd mom, we did.

  • @catsforcomms1952
    @catsforcomms1952 Před 2 lety +2668

    I took “biological dentist” as, his wife was born a dentist and has the typical chromosomes. Cisdentist. As opposed to being ADAB (assigned dentist at birth) but identifying as transdentist

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj Před 2 lety +218

      Yeah, she does not support ADAB, for they do not live like their ancestors, who accepted their lives as a eye doctors

    • @ElariaFlori
      @ElariaFlori Před 2 lety +166

      @@epicgamer-ny4fj THESE are the kind of trans jokes I love.

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 Před 2 lety +29

      OOH THIS MADE ME CACKLE

    • @its-hannaH
      @its-hannaH Před 2 lety +18

      IM DEAD

    • @AdeteDahiya
      @AdeteDahiya Před 2 lety +21

      I read this and spat out my coffee laughing. These are the comments I come to CZcams for

  • @johnathan6642
    @johnathan6642 Před 2 lety +3090

    It's so funny when "primal" or "return to the ancestors" weirdos are buff as hell like actual ancestors wouldn't have been skinny as hell and able to run for a bazzillion miles while eating mostly plants.

    • @rahulmenon4357
      @rahulmenon4357 Před 2 lety +562

      "return to ancestors" is not difficult to imitate, considering all the indigenous people who still live like they used to all the way back 2000-3000 years ago. None of them look like the poster child for roid rage.

    • @urielgonzalez900
      @urielgonzalez900 Před 2 lety +322

      Yeah the guy is totally a natty, that’s not natural muscle but steroids. Ancient ancestors were pretty skinny or muscle but lean tho

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute Před 2 lety +16

      @@urielgonzalez900 what’s a natty? Y

    • @urielgonzalez900
      @urielgonzalez900 Před 2 lety +122

      @@Panda-cute it’s slang for a someone with unnatural muscle (steroid user).

    • @udayeet
      @udayeet Před 2 lety +94

      @@urielgonzalez900 i think you meant "not natty", natty means natural in gym slang or was that sarcasm?

  • @mollysvibecorner_42069
    @mollysvibecorner_42069 Před 9 měsíci +8

    "Are you nuts or are these nuts?"
    Joke of the year right there lmao

  • @jangomango9786
    @jangomango9786 Před rokem +31

    Most normal man in Florida 13:32

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Před 2 lety +1977

    “crushed raw testical” is a phrase i never thought i would hear

    • @Arnavshrestha549
      @Arnavshrestha549 Před 2 lety +5

      Reply to this with random and I mean random things

    • @Kastingg
      @Kastingg Před 2 lety +38

      Just like mom used to make

    • @Psycheitout
      @Psycheitout Před 2 lety +31

      This guy is going to die of listeria. Just like our ancestors.

    • @JustTooManyPuppies
      @JustTooManyPuppies Před 2 lety +23

      @@Kastingg you ever wonder why the men mom brings into her room dont come back out

    • @Leakingmeat
      @Leakingmeat Před 2 lety +4

      Certified comment bot moment

  • @erinbailey7940
    @erinbailey7940 Před 2 lety +2724

    Danny’s hair is gradually approaching its final form. A sentient being. A formidable enigma.

    • @vegeta6169
      @vegeta6169 Před 2 lety +10

      I thought it was Drew!

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 Před 2 lety +27

      Wym? Danny's hair took over Danny's brain years ago

    • @nishantpajni1750
      @nishantpajni1750 Před 2 lety +14

      gregma

    • @divavthataintme
      @divavthataintme Před 2 lety +3

      E I was your 999/1000th like (someone liked at the same time as me-)

    • @Fallenemiko
      @Fallenemiko Před 2 lety +24

      I’m not even joking, I was watching his hair at least half on the time, wondering how he managed that level of body in his hair

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws Před měsícem +4

    This man heard our ancestors were hunter-gatherers and was like “oh! You hunt the animals and gather the meat from them! I got it!”

  • @thegameranch5935
    @thegameranch5935 Před rokem +47

    Bruh, our ancestor ate veggies and fruit too
    And they also cooked their meat 😂

  • @dezh6345
    @dezh6345 Před 2 lety +3936

    Liver King: I'll sleep like early humans... on as hard a surface as possible
    Early humans: **used grass and ash to make a soft "carpet", and interwove medicinal plants into it to act as an insect repellent**

  • @oOFrootcakeOo
    @oOFrootcakeOo Před rokem +6016

    The bed thing kills me every time. Even our ape cousins use a ton of leaves and stuff to sleep comfortably. Our ancestors definitely figured out how to gather grass and make soft places to sleep. Animals with lower intelligence know how to nest and that the hard ground is shitty to lay on hahaha

    • @liberalsrelstupido8349
      @liberalsrelstupido8349 Před rokem +69

      Romans and Greeks frequently chose to sleep on hard surfaces such as wooden planks.
      Marcus Aurelius, the Roman Philosopher Emperor, even mentions it briefly in, “Meditations,” and how he is thankful for being encouraged to sleep that way.

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Před rokem +292

      Dude right like even fckn tiny-brained birds make nests. That is like one of the main things they do, their brains are just like EAT MATE NEST

    • @drtaverner
      @drtaverner Před rokem +10

      @@liberalsrelstupido8349 Yet we still have thousands of years of evidence across cultures of reeds, straw, wool, and other cushion material being used to sleep on.
      If you like a hard surface, cool, but claiming that all of our ancestors slept like that and that's why you're doing it sounds stupid.

    • @trouty606
      @trouty606 Před rokem +6

      Imagine the luck of being born in a generation with creature comforts like mattresses and climate controlled homes and deciding to just be uncomfortable because of some perceived importance of "ancestry". Your ancestors would call you a dumbass for sleeping on wood.

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 Před rokem +232

      @@liberalsrelstupido8349 Funny thing is that even then, Liver King didn’t even fully commit to living the Roman/Greek lifestyle for sleep since he added bare minimum cushioning so it’d technically account as “living da ancestral life” lol

  • @likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008
    @likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008 Před 9 měsíci +21

    13:22 got them squishy bones

  • @alynsak
    @alynsak Před rokem +56

    As suspected, the man's on a ton of steroids and is lucky to even still be alive at this point. Made a whole brand off of a lie, but are we shocked?

  • @stupidshiba
    @stupidshiba Před 2 lety +2045

    I don’t know why he eats his food raw, the ability to make fire was like the first thing that made us special

    • @NuxBloodhoof
      @NuxBloodhoof Před rokem

      It's a cool gimmick that gets the idiot hordes on tiktok or IG or wherever to buy his junk supplements. Why work when you can exploit the clueless armies of marching morons? Take roids, fleece dummies = profit?

    • @spaceyvoid4202
      @spaceyvoid4202 Před rokem +165

      He's just wasting Prometheus' efforts

    • @MegaraTheUnwise
      @MegaraTheUnwise Před rokem +192

      @@spaceyvoid4202 I mean, considering how into liver he is, I feel like he’d be more on the side of the eagle

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Před rokem +88

      some nutrients and beneficial bacteria get destroyed by heat, but that's mostly plant tissue; refusing to cook meat is like long-term Russian roulette

    • @cleverusername8319
      @cleverusername8319 Před rokem +9

      @@MegaraTheUnwise I'm kinda shocked nobody really responded to this reference

  • @sheepart1078
    @sheepart1078 Před 2 lety +3346

    Honestly I'd vibe with this dude way more if he lived in a house made of wood and cobblestone and had a dirt floor and if he only hunted with a spear he doesn't go all in and I think he's weak for that

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes Před 2 lety +143

      This comment is so powerful

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 Před 2 lety +414

      He also seemed to scoff at the idea of vegetables, which our early ancestors would definitely would have eaten if they found them (same with fruit). That’s the “gatherer” part of hunter-gatherers.

    • @ashknight6696
      @ashknight6696 Před 2 lety +284

      seriously! it's so infuriating how he picks and chooses what counts as "ancestral". he presumably still uses air conditioning/central heating, indoor plumbing, guns, testosterone steroids, etc... but noooo, his meat has to be eaten RAW, of course our "ancestors" couldn't use fire to cook food 🙄

    • @preface6612
      @preface6612 Před 2 lety +93

      Ikr!! I was just thinking like where's the hay mattress 😡 why would u sleep on a wood plank like what ancestor slept on planks?? Prisoners??? 😂😂

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj Před 2 lety +18

      Primitive Technology type vibe.

  • @Meg701
    @Meg701 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Visible light is a type of electromagnetic wave. Radio is an electromagnetic wave. Every thing around us uses electromagnetic waves. You can’t escape them

  • @tinnagigja3723
    @tinnagigja3723 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "You'll be like your ancestors: sick, dirty, dead before thirty."

  • @jessearmstrong-kooy2930
    @jessearmstrong-kooy2930 Před 2 lety +1597

    He's probably called "liver king" because he's obviously got a superior liver that's somehow endured all the juice he's using

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 2 lety +38

      Apparently the supplements they sell are all based on parts of cattle.
      There is a cow liver supplement, which I'm assuming is made of cow livers. I dunno.

    • @paperart0
      @paperart0 Před 2 lety +19

      right omg how is this dude still alive

    • @TheeGreenApple
      @TheeGreenApple Před 2 lety

      Thats kinda what I assumed

    • @alchemistcannon
      @alchemistcannon Před 2 lety +34

      As soon as I saw his body I New he used steroids. You don't get that ripped without chemical enhancement

    • @jessearmstrong-kooy2930
      @jessearmstrong-kooy2930 Před 2 lety +5

      @@alchemistcannon well, you can but not while maintaining his level of muscularity

  • @moosey7165
    @moosey7165 Před 2 lety +26730

    Hey Danny, just to let you know I noticed some potential goofing-around directly after you finished telling us about your strict no-goofing-around new years resolution. I thought you might wanna hear about this incase you were unaware. We're here for you man, stay strong!

    • @TradBarbie
      @TradBarbie Před 2 lety +1647

      Yes!! Hold him accountable!! It's the only way he'll get better.

    • @asa.8691
      @asa.8691 Před 2 lety +1190

      Classic Drew, always breaking his promises

    • @bislama3351
      @bislama3351 Před 2 lety +589

      @@asa.8691 cody ko can’t stick to his word smh

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg Před 2 lety +210

      It must be really hard for him to stop, so hopefully this works!

    • @yesiexist7113
      @yesiexist7113 Před 2 lety +242

      Yes, I also noticed this and felt somewhat disappointed in Danny because he was breaking his resolutions in the first few weeks

  • @suicidalloafofbread2009
    @suicidalloafofbread2009 Před rokem +19

    This aged perfectly

  • @user-ok3rr2uk4z
    @user-ok3rr2uk4z Před rokem +8

    "This is my cave"
    Sir that is the polar opposite of a cave...

  • @katiegeniusz602
    @katiegeniusz602 Před 2 lety +2553

    “Eating like our ancestors” does… does he think that we didn’t cook our food? Because I’m like 90% sure we did…

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute Před 2 lety +203

      Some meat and stuff is okay to eat raw but yeah pretty sure we did cook most things lol

    • @AngelCaz7
      @AngelCaz7 Před 2 lety +170

      Right, I’m assuming after we discovered fire they never ate raw meat again?

    • @LaurenPebble
      @LaurenPebble Před 2 lety +331

      pretty sure science has proven that one of the essentials for our brain development was learning to cook meat. without cooked meat humans wouldnt have even evolved into humans in the first place.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol Před 2 lety +159

      COOKED FOOD IS HOW OUR BRAINS GOT BIG

    • @captainthecat6512
      @captainthecat6512 Před 2 lety +171

      Yep, we cooked our food. Often we overcooked it or dried it like salt drying to preserve it. With no freezer or fridge raw was not an option it wouldn't last long enough. This guy is just 🙃stupid 🙃

  • @KristofskiKabuki
    @KristofskiKabuki Před 2 lety +1795

    I like how he implies that children with allergies can’t be good at academia or sports

    • @illusionfate
      @illusionfate Před 2 lety +163

      children with allergies simply do not thrive,,,,

    • @erizxs
      @erizxs Před 2 lety +70

      as someone who's allergic to dust, yes indeed I'm not good at academic and sports.

    • @artsintheam
      @artsintheam Před 2 lety +45

      As someone who is allergic to almost everything, I can confirm that I am not good at academics nor good at sports

    • @angclbby
      @angclbby Před 2 lety +4

      @@artsintheam okay but same

    • @oldarthurmorgan6319
      @oldarthurmorgan6319 Před 2 lety +3

      I mean probably not as good but it doesn't mean they cant lol

  • @coolpuffin1637
    @coolpuffin1637 Před rokem +61

    Who is back after realizing the Liver King lied and took steroids?

  • @astupidrandomperson7215
    @astupidrandomperson7215 Před rokem +86

    Other than balls he also eats steroids

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 2 lety +5590

    Danny is really starting his lvl 1 Wizard arc.

  • @dadverine
    @dadverine Před 2 lety +6534

    im an archaeology student and the notion men have that prehistoric people only ate meat is so funny. the majority of their diets consisted of plants.

    • @mimi-fm7hz
      @mimi-fm7hz Před 2 lety +442

      i don’t eat meat or dairy and i always have to hold my tongue when people tell me i live unnaturally 😭

    • @BeastMaster-64
      @BeastMaster-64 Před 2 lety +67

      @@mimi-fm7hz dude same lmao

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety +526

      @@mimi-fm7hz What do people think happened when hunting either didn’t go well or there was nothing to hunt? They just ignored all the plants they could eat and say “No, meat or starve”

    • @stephanielewis709
      @stephanielewis709 Před 2 lety +206

      exactly, did they think people were out hunting every day? It would take weeks for a hunt to happen. Red meat was eaten every 2 to 3 weeks.

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 Před 2 lety +64

      yeah, I am not an archaeologist, just vegan, and I know this😂 its funny to me every time people act as if a diet consistent of mostly meat makes sense for humans

  • @lrw6909
    @lrw6909 Před rokem +7

    You poor, poor man
    Tricked into consuming raw liver

  • @graveyardmonarch1629
    @graveyardmonarch1629 Před rokem +17

    So how far back are we going with ancestors? Because like... Our ancient ancestors weren't just hunters, they were also gatherers. Which includes collecting plants and the like. So I'm confused on why he is only eating meat.