*Toy Story* Commentary

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  • @DementisXYZ
    @DementisXYZ Před 3 lety +3117

    "If I ever get cancelled, it's probably gonna be something baby related."
    Top 10 Sentences you do NOT want taken out of context.

  • @crystalrose_pa
    @crystalrose_pa Před 3 lety +4234

    Dylan: "I'm a peaceful person"
    Also Dylan in every movie commentary: "Where's the murder???"

    • @biteme121
      @biteme121 Před 3 lety +35

      You took the words right out of my mouth🤣😂 classic Dylan

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 Před 3 lety +29

      Unless there actually is murder, then he wants to throw it away

    • @shinitagari444
      @shinitagari444 Před 3 lety +32

      and bullying babies 🗿

    • @fefekim8211
      @fefekim8211 Před 3 lety +7

      What I was thinking😂😂

  • @ellabishop3000
    @ellabishop3000 Před 3 lety +4407

    Dylan: "I'm just looking for dirty jokes"
    Also Dylan: *misses the hooker joke*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +7355

    This is genuinely one of his most enjoyable commentaries to watch

  • @sakshiupadhyay2627
    @sakshiupadhyay2627 Před 3 lety +7759

    Dylan about every kid in the movie: “What a dumb child.”
    Also Dylan: Literally almost gives himself a heart attack by eating expired sour patch kids.

    • @hansikasangtani5807
      @hansikasangtani5807 Před 2 lety +230

      remember he thought that when a heart attack happens you can’t feel your “right” arm😂😂

    • @DarkAngelD
      @DarkAngelD Před 2 lety +26

      I just can't stop laughing from this comment.😂😂

    • @meralkhan4638
      @meralkhan4638 Před 2 lety +8

      This comment still makes me laugh 😂 😂😂😂

    • @simonsaysolivia
      @simonsaysolivia Před rokem +8

      @@hansikasangtani5807 it’s it supposed to be a stroke not heart attack

    • @Julian1T1
      @Julian1T1 Před rokem +2

      @@simonsaysolivia and the left arm, not the right

  • @heresnancy2651
    @heresnancy2651 Před 3 lety +1841

    When Dylan realizes his lightbulb colors match Buzz Lightyear's red & green lights

  • @audreyii6750
    @audreyii6750 Před 3 lety +3132

    Dylan thinking he's legit gonna die from eating 2 expired candies is a whole ass mood

  • @ianlolz5841
    @ianlolz5841 Před 3 lety +2842

    Dylan: *talks about how he hates Sid because of hating toys*
    Also Dylan: If I was a bad-ass 9 year old, I would beat the sh*t out of my toys

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 Před rokem +29

      He meant if they came to life and tried to attack him lol not just in general 😂

  • @amrk3885
    @amrk3885 Před 3 lety +9884

    The fact that a movie commentary monday is released on MONDAY is surprisingly weird in a revolutionary way. I cant describe it.

  • @imagirl688
    @imagirl688 Před 3 lety +2764

    Dylan trying to make his desire to punch a Sid without seeming like a psychopathic person is literally he funniest thing ever.

  • @whittbri001
    @whittbri001 Před 3 lety +954

    One thing I'll never understand about Toy Story is when they say it's only a week until moving day, but Andy completely re-decorates his bedroom with buzz stuff that week? 😂

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I mean a week is like an eternity to a child and he didn't want that old junk to be in his room about his old toys he wanted it to be cool smh

    • @Apparentlykelly2.0
      @Apparentlykelly2.0 Před 8 dny

      In 90s we could do that 😂

  • @janelle8794
    @janelle8794 Před 3 lety +857

    "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
    Dylan: starts freaking out because he thinks he has a heart attack after eating two expired sour patch

  • @naylaxo8754
    @naylaxo8754 Před 3 lety +2502

    Dylan: I'm a peaceful person
    Also Dylan in every movie: Kill him! No? Oh come on!

  • @Akriti1391
    @Akriti1391 Před 3 lety +3064

    The cut from Buzz lightyear saying there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere to Dylan eating expired sour patch kids is so funny😂😂

  • @Kate-gq3xx
    @Kate-gq3xx Před 3 lety +522

    10:45 Woody never meant to kill. Woody only meant to maim or seriously injure😂

  • @kenddyjames4288
    @kenddyjames4288 Před 3 lety +611

    Dylan: I love how Woody runs, it's all limbs and arms flailing
    Well, how do you run bamboo stick? 😂😂😂😂

    • @christianademelo4605
      @christianademelo4605 Před 2 lety +60

      This is kinda mean but so funny😭

    • @multistancontent
      @multistancontent Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@christianademelo4605I’m sure Dylan would laugh at this comment so it’s ok😂

  • @heidikennard5365
    @heidikennard5365 Před 3 lety +4208

    Dylan: specifically looks for dirty jokes and innuendoes
    Also Dylan: completely misses the hooker joke (Sids toy with legs)

  • @taylorelisa1452
    @taylorelisa1452 Před 3 lety +3875

    the way woody was able to move on after his FRIENDS doing that to him REPEATEDLY is something i’ll never understand.

    • @pweetyliciouse
      @pweetyliciouse Před 3 lety +415

      Yeah, I held a grudge on his behalf

    • @Olivetree80
      @Olivetree80 Před 3 lety +78

      It's because he acted like an asshole too

    • @taylorelisa1452
      @taylorelisa1452 Před 3 lety +457

      @@Olivetree80 you’re not wrong but they threw him out of a moving vehicle. that’s fucked up. as woody’s friends, they shouldn’t have been so quick to do that when they didn’t have the full story. that’s unforgivable in my book 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @okokalito
      @okokalito Před 3 lety +315

      @@taylorelisa1452 especially when they were quick to be on Buzz’s side when he was just a new toy

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Před 3 lety +109

      Spoiler alerts.
      He eventually leaves them

  • @Divaliciousbeauty123
    @Divaliciousbeauty123 Před 3 lety +382

    “He’s going to jail at some point... probably for a hate crime” yeah that’s accurate

  • @Xioban
    @Xioban Před 3 lety +421

    Dylan trying to figure out Woody's MUSCLE strength when he's made of COTTON... lol

  • @ussamam1
    @ussamam1 Před 3 lety +1399

    "I don't know how to insult a potato". A problem we've all faced

    • @najmegivi
      @najmegivi Před 3 lety +28

      Because potatoes are PERFECT.

    • @ussamam1
      @ussamam1 Před 3 lety +24

      @@najmegivi True, they are...spudtacular 👀

    • @DreamingHearts
      @DreamingHearts Před 3 lety +2

      your mom was a french fry!

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Před 3 lety +5

      I mean, you can't. they're delicious and, within moderation, nutritious.

  • @aanchalthakur3579
    @aanchalthakur3579 Před 3 lety +3313

    No one
    Dylan : eats expired sour patch kids and thinks he is gonna die from a heart attack 💀😂

    • @rbhatt2247
      @rbhatt2247 Před 3 lety +68

      Well, we all know Dylan is no botanist!

    • @stellak3626
      @stellak3626 Před 3 lety +33

      that was literally so funny😭😂😂😂😂

    • @androidpietowski
      @androidpietowski Před 3 lety +46

      and then he warms up his RIGHT arm to make a heart attack go away xd

    • @suha.14
      @suha.14 Před 3 lety +13

      7:21

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr Před 3 lety +15

      he eats *t* *w* *o*

  • @eager4174
    @eager4174 Před 3 lety +280

    Dylan: *eats TWO expired SPK and arm feels weird* "wtf did these SPK do to me ??!"
    SPK: you are one of us now.

  • @Evelina_412
    @Evelina_412 Před 3 lety +149

    "Why is this dog smoking so many cigarettes? Has his voice always been raspy smoker?"
    Slinky Dog was played by Jim Varney, an actor most famous for portraying Ernest. He was a chain smoker and passed away from lung cancer shortly after the release of Toy Story 2.

  • @umaf.8468
    @umaf.8468 Před 3 lety +13891

    "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
    Dylan: *eats expired candy*
    Best joke.

  • @harley617
    @harley617 Před 3 lety +3470

    I love how Dylan is pointing out all the things that aren’t realistic as if the movie isn’t about TALKING TOYS

  • @LarissaNunezCerrillo
    @LarissaNunezCerrillo Před 2 lety +83

    Dylan: “I am a peaceful person”
    Also Dylan: calling for death at all times

  • @99halloduda
    @99halloduda Před 3 lety +207

    I love how proud Dylan seems to be of the fact that he could beat up a toy if he had to

  • @SM-gt3xg
    @SM-gt3xg Před 3 lety +3120

    "I'm being mean to babies - fictional babies -, is this what this channel has come to?" Nooo, don't worry Dylan, you usually wish children death

  • @lensatolera1597
    @lensatolera1597 Před 3 lety +10154

    a moment of silence for everyone who hasn't found this channel yet

  • @daisyortiz2568
    @daisyortiz2568 Před 3 lety +541

    "Whenever people talk about best Disney sound Tracks this one get's left out. *index finger points intensely*"
    .....
    Me: Maybe because it's not Disney

    • @simonj3413
      @simonj3413 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah I was gonna say

    • @bushyracc
      @bushyracc Před 3 lety +43

      Well Disney bought Pixar in 2006 so I guess you could consider it Disney.

    • @afrahali3683
      @afrahali3683 Před 3 lety +29

      @@bushyracc the movie was released in 1995 so it isn’t a Disney movie

    • @bushyracc
      @bushyracc Před 3 lety +2

      @@afrahali3683 true

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Před 2 lety +3

      ???? quoi?? this is one of my absolute favourite movies from my childhood that I've seen a million times and I'm just now finding this out
      my entire life is a lie

  • @trashxraccoon03
    @trashxraccoon03 Před 3 lety +211

    Dylan: When people talk about good Disney music they never talk about this one
    Me: Thats because it's a Pixar movie

    • @ajmalaika1287
      @ajmalaika1287 Před 3 lety +3

      IK but Alan Menken wrote the Disney stuff and When somebody loved me in TS2

    • @massee2119
      @massee2119 Před 2 lety +6

      Disney produced it.

  • @juliarothstein
    @juliarothstein Před 3 lety +3590

    alternate title: Dylan has a sour-patch-kids-induced heart attack while watching Toy Story
    (holy shit thanks for all the likes this has never happened to me before im overwhelmed)

    • @eaahaha2030
      @eaahaha2030 Před 3 lety +4

      600th like

    • @juliarothstein
      @juliarothstein Před 3 lety +4

      @@eaahaha2030 holy crap since when did this get 600 likes lmfao

    • @actuallystupidperson491
      @actuallystupidperson491 Před 3 lety +17

      Alternate title: I hate fictional toys and bullies them (also eating Expired sour patch kids and almost having a heart attack)

    • @MauraMovieCorner
      @MauraMovieCorner Před 3 lety +1

      Monster in Law Full Movie 2005 what movie name pal

    • @getmeouttahere1209
      @getmeouttahere1209 Před 3 lety +3

      I just realize sour patch kids are just Flintstones vitamin gummy’s

  • @camillaabreu1967
    @camillaabreu1967 Před 3 lety +1863

    For me, sid and andy are a parallel of a kid who parents pay attention to them, care for them, and children who have absent parents

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 Před 3 lety +252

      someone said his parents were abusive, which is why his dad was an alcoholic (?) and he had so many locks on his door

    • @taniap5361
      @taniap5361 Před 3 lety +182

      also just noticed buzz was drunk on "darjeeling" after the so called tea party which might alude to the alcoholic dad and the contents being alcohol, not tea 🧐

    • @EZEKIEL_816
      @EZEKIEL_816 Před 3 lety +12

      @@taniap5361 dargeeling is a town known for the best tea in the world so I don't think it was alcohol

    • @taniap5361
      @taniap5361 Před 3 lety +46

      @@EZEKIEL_816 I'm aware of what darjeeling tea is LOL I'm specifically saying that buzz refers to the drink as a tea but is supposedly "drunk" from it, therefore theres a chance that wasn't actually tea.

  • @mintyhoang
    @mintyhoang Před 2 lety +185

    I love seeing Dylan roast movies ofc, but I love watching him genuinely enjoy movies even more. This is my comfort video, I love how invested and entertained he is he's so cute I can't

  • @rubytreviss919
    @rubytreviss919 Před 3 lety +108

    I love how Dylan thought he was having a heart attack form eating expired sour patch kids . When it was happening I was crying laughing

  • @avamccloskey2979
    @avamccloskey2979 Před 3 lety +1972

    Dylan: eats expired sour patch kids
    Also dylan: has a sour patch kid induced heart attack
    Still dylan: ill just shake the heart attack away

  • @Omalleyallycat123
    @Omalleyallycat123 Před 3 lety +1673

    Dylan: heart attack is when you can’t feel your right arm right?
    Me as a cardiac nurse: 🤦‍♀️

    • @zeeo3147
      @zeeo3147 Před 3 lety +6

      Ddm😭😭

    • @marafranklin6205
      @marafranklin6205 Před 3 lety +35

      I’m a nursing student who just got off my practicum rotation on a CV post-op floor... exact same reaction 😂

    • @theirishslyeyes
      @theirishslyeyes Před 3 lety +7

      😂😂

    • @seekingthelight2029
      @seekingthelight2029 Před 3 lety +16

      anyone know what it means when the lower left side of your rib cage starts seriously hurting, cuz thats been happening to me through this whole video and i think i might be dying s.o.s

    • @soritaholtzhausen6740
      @soritaholtzhausen6740 Před 3 lety +12

      Had the same reaction and I do not have any medical training at all😂😂 cardiac problems run in this family (well it feels like that sometimes)

  • @archpluto1897
    @archpluto1897 Před 3 lety +87

    Dylan being high-key pissed at the toys is hilarious

  • @theblackajah6177
    @theblackajah6177 Před 3 lety +97

    I love how Dylan is analysing the validity of the physics in this movie to see if it could make sense, meanwhile the toys are talking... the toys are alive Dylan 🤣🤣🤣

  • @breezy4.063
    @breezy4.063 Před 3 lety +870

    Dylan: Actually posts a movie commentary on Monday
    Old time troublemakers: *visible confusion*

    • @kyana4508
      @kyana4508 Před 3 lety +6

      I had to double-check the date because I was so confused LMAO 😂

  • @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations
    @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations Před 3 lety +1595

    Dylan: this movie taught me to not trust police
    Home Alone: Am I a joke to you

  • @sadiec6534
    @sadiec6534 Před 3 lety +158

    Can we all agree that Dylan’s commentary’s on children’s movies are the funniest

  • @person954
    @person954 Před 3 lety +26

    woody’s fast, strong
    *whispers* he’s a vampire

  • @mlilejay8698
    @mlilejay8698 Před 3 lety +2657

    this may have been Dylan's purest movie commentary to date...never before have i felt so fond watching a grown man panic at the Buzz existential crisis scene

  • @OmegaTheSillyWolf
    @OmegaTheSillyWolf Před 3 lety +1708

    Dylan panicking about a heart attack and shaking his arm is how I envision people in their 30s

    • @moonkenzie
      @moonkenzie Před 3 lety +115

      It's basically that, taxes, and being really tired.

    • @SevHighwind86
      @SevHighwind86 Před 3 lety +21

      @@moonkenzie I can also backup your claim on that.

    • @caramackenzie7734
      @caramackenzie7734 Před 3 lety +33

      and wondering what the hell you're going to eat - like all the time

    • @OmegaTheSillyWolf
      @OmegaTheSillyWolf Před 3 lety +19

      @@caramackenzie7734 I'm 20 and I don't know what I'm gonna eat either. "Chocolate or cereal for breakfast?"

    • @SevHighwind86
      @SevHighwind86 Před 3 lety +22

      Or walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there.

  • @allywally0717
    @allywally0717 Před 3 lety +41

    I laughed so loud when Dylan said “He b*tch-slapped Woody!” 😂😂😂

  • @SpiderBatFan
    @SpiderBatFan Před 3 lety +24

    7:21 looks like Dylan...is in trouble 😉

  • @Seleneschild999
    @Seleneschild999 Před 3 lety +624

    "I am a peaceful person"
    Him in any other movie: "you know what would make this movie better? Murder"

  • @jcksparrowfan
    @jcksparrowfan Před 3 lety +2024

    Sid isn't a bad kid. He's clearly abused and neglected. I mean, the first and only shot of his father is him passed out, drunk in a chair. Not to mention that half-a-dozen locks on his bedroom door which is indicative of possibly escaping his father or mother. They buy him freakin' fireworks and just don't chaperone him during use, so they must not care if their own son blows himself up. And his recreated toys are pretty damn creative for a kid.

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Před 3 lety +466

      absolutely. a lot of Toy Story was dedicated to the importance of the kids that owned them even if it wasn't their story. he was kind of juxtaposed with Andy who has a caring mother and stable home-life. because Woody didn't know Sid's life, we're viewing it through a lens of a toy, and the fact that he was destroying toys, he'd obviously be vilified but his toys in his room, while they were in hiding and frankenstein'd, also were nice.
      but on a less depressing note, you could also see it as how "weird kids" often grow out of it and turn out to be "normal" by society's standards. I guess you could argue Sid was more of a troubled kid than a weird one, but idk, I get why Pixar kept it lighthearted mostly and didn't go too far into that.
      if the easter egg in the other movie is real and it is Sid as a garbage man, I'm thinking he probably turned out alright. maybe an eccentric stoner-type but not exactly Hannibal like you'd expect from his early behaviour, and after the trauma of his toys coming alive and threatening him lol

    • @alleyj826
      @alleyj826 Před 3 lety +68

      Wow childhood effectively ruined....so sad

    • @rim2955
      @rim2955 Před 3 lety +33

      He's still a bad kid tho

    • @jcksparrowfan
      @jcksparrowfan Před 3 lety +44

      @@rim2955 He's also 9, 10 years old....

    • @olive1870
      @olive1870 Před 3 lety +7

      woah i never realised that

  • @yeltuna2289
    @yeltuna2289 Před rokem +6

    the implications of the scene where buzz sees the buzz lightyear toy commercial are devastating… imagine waking up and thinking you’re the living, breathing buzz lightyear in the flesh, and then later, you realize that you’re actually just a toy made with plastic in taiwan. you’re not really human. that would’ve made me go through an intense existential crisis.

  • @emmabarnett7163
    @emmabarnett7163 Před 3 lety +18

    I also talk to my car. Things like "I'm sorry for hitting the curb, lovely" and "That other car isn't prettier than you". 😂

  • @alishak6073
    @alishak6073 Před 3 lety +456

    Not dylan thinking he's getting a heart attack from expired sour patch kids

  • @lolake7594
    @lolake7594 Před 3 lety +1105

    Dylan: if I ever get cancelled it’s gonna be baby-related
    Also Dylan: *They’re gonna mentally scar this child. I love this. He’s going to have emotional trauma, I can’t wait*

  • @Jamie_L.
    @Jamie_L. Před 2 lety +13

    When Dylan said "thats such a good enemies to friends story" I legit thought he was gonna say enemies to LOVERS 😭😭

  • @lisa26826
    @lisa26826 Před rokem +20

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was SUPER scared of that kid Sid and whatever he did to those toys

  • @SHANICEHIGGINS
    @SHANICEHIGGINS Před 3 lety +1439

    "i've roasted babies before" *cuts to the twilight video* "get that cgi baby tf out my face" CRYN 🤣🤣🤣

  • @briannaking1708
    @briannaking1708 Před 3 lety +3596

    I read somewhere that Andy wouldn't know if his toys died because he doesn't see them move, so essentially he would be playing with their corpse....my mind was blown.

    • @lu-cthecynical
      @lu-cthecynical Před 3 lety +260

      I don't know why I laughed at this comment.....maybe it's time for a vacation

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Před 3 lety +423

      but how would a toy die other than being destroyed, in which case it would not exist/be usable anyway?

    • @chuu8710
      @chuu8710 Před 3 lety +139

      toys can't die though

    • @yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479
      @yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479 Před 2 lety +49

      This is so cursed

    • @L0VEST4Y
      @L0VEST4Y Před 2 lety +126

      Toys don’t die unless they are burned or broken beyond repair. They have souls but not a physical body capable of death. That’s why don’t be too blown away haha

  • @ren-sc5zp
    @ren-sc5zp Před 3 lety +8

    15:04 green red
    ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵈ
    ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵈ
    ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵈ
    ʸᵉᴱᵉᵉᴬᵃᵃʰʰ

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 Před 3 lety +31

    Pixar is finally making the movie Buzz was inspired by in-universe. It'll be called Lightyear, and it stars Chris Evans.

  • @GlittzGlam7
    @GlittzGlam7 Před 3 lety +1727

    Quite literally DROPPED everything to be here. Dropped my phone on to my bed.

  • @Nutsa
    @Nutsa Před 3 lety +1460

    Dylan: If I ever get cancelled it's probably gonna be some baby-related thing...
    Shane Dawson and James Charles: 👁️ 👄 👁️

  • @reubenhall2778
    @reubenhall2778 Před rokem +5

    You know it's a good commentary when he dead ass pauses a kid's movie so he can call one of the characters a little whore.

  • @carolinwna
    @carolinwna Před rokem +14

    the childlike joy in dylan's smile all throughout this video is the cutest thing, it makes me so happy

  • @camillechandler4431
    @camillechandler4431 Před 3 lety +456

    Dylan not knowing the lyrics to “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” gives me life.

    • @jadasadiku1738
      @jadasadiku1738 Před 3 lety +28

      And immediately after saying that the soundtrack was underrated

  • @saraborjag.5430
    @saraborjag.5430 Před 3 lety +510

    “There are going to mentally scar this child, I can’t wait!” Bro, same

    • @hi.3647
      @hi.3647 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey! 1 second this comment has 69 likes then I went to the replies to reply then suddenly this has 77 LIKES!!!

  • @hansikasangtani5807
    @hansikasangtani5807 Před 3 lety +38

    this whole video proves that Dylan is a 10 year old in a 28 (I think) year old’s body😂😂

  • @foldup1919
    @foldup1919 Před rokem +7

    20:28 just wait until you see toy story 2 and Bullseye catches up to a moving plane

  • @fictionaldarling
    @fictionaldarling Před 3 lety +414

    movie commentary on a monday AND sour patch kids?!?!?! what alt universe are we in rn 😂

    • @rebexca3
      @rebexca3 Před 3 lety +8

      Right?! Plus seeing you comment here just added to the greatness of this 😃

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss Před 3 lety +9

      OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A TROUBLEMAKER

    • @kathyw.7033
      @kathyw.7033 Před 3 lety +3

      I had to pause the video after 10 seconds. I was so shocked 😅

    • @Ashley-iu9uh
      @Ashley-iu9uh Před 3 lety +2

      Ahhh idk you were troublemaker i love your vids 🤗

    • @daisy-qx9pu
      @daisy-qx9pu Před 3 lety +2

      Ahh I absolutely love u!! and dylan!

  • @prayzselemani
    @prayzselemani Před 3 lety +475

    Dylan seeing in his future: 'if I ever get cancelled it's probably gonna be baby related' NOTHING ELSE😂😂😂

  • @oof8847
    @oof8847 Před 3 lety +24

    “Spell it right, There’s no *Z* in *bzillion* ”
    “...oh...bzillion is not a word”

  • @Natalie_luvs
    @Natalie_luvs Před 3 lety +17

    The movie: “there seems there seems to be no sign on intelligent life anywhere.”
    Dylan: *aggressively shoves sour patch kids into his mouth*

  • @katherineann187
    @katherineann187 Před 3 lety +591

    Alternate title: Watching a grown man have a heart attack while watching toy story.

  • @vickilljoy6099
    @vickilljoy6099 Před 3 lety +233

    "From 1995. _I was alive._ Oh god."
    ah yes, here for the Pixar childhood and existential crisis

  • @kellifavazza8021
    @kellifavazza8021 Před 3 lety +10

    I never, ever noticed the pink bear running on the desk (time stamp around 6 mins) and I swear to you, I've seen toy story hundreds of time. Thank you for that chuckle you gave me. Just random- but my favorite quote from this movie was always "that's not flying. It's falling.... with style". I love it

  • @annieeames2282
    @annieeames2282 Před rokem +7

    15:40 Same! I thought he was just really upset that he couldn't fly. Is it a healthier reality to think he temporarily loose your mind when you're faced with crushing circumstances than drink? 😂

  • @emely_aries2879
    @emely_aries2879 Před 3 lety +398

    He said his arm feels weird after eating sour patch kids, my mind went to “ he’s going to turn into a sour patch kid”

  • @arianedomiciano1690
    @arianedomiciano1690 Před 3 lety +465

    "I don't know how to insult a potato"
    Little does Dylan know that potatoes cannot be insulted, they are the master race of food

    • @princessmonkey3399
      @princessmonkey3399 Před 3 lety +8

      You sound Idahoan

    • @minminygyg
      @minminygyg Před 3 lety +6

      there’s so many POSSIBILITIES

    • @arianedomiciano1690
      @arianedomiciano1690 Před 3 lety +6

      @@princessmonkey3399 actually, I'm brazilian xD

    • @tyrealmal2004
      @tyrealmal2004 Před 3 lety +1

      @@minminygyg Bubba shrimp meme flashbacks intensify...

    • @anahelena2020
      @anahelena2020 Před 3 lety +2

      @@arianedomiciano1690 uhuul amo achar brs nos comentários de videos estrangeiros

  • @MysticWolfMagic
    @MysticWolfMagic Před 2 lety +6

    "Your plastic wings are NOT strong enough to cut through duct tape." I just love how you say it like you're roasting him 🤣

  • @v.7733
    @v.7733 Před 3 lety +12

    So this is why my six year old cousins have no respects for their toys, they never watched ToyStory.

  • @isabellam.6450
    @isabellam.6450 Před 3 lety +560

    Dilan: realises the sour patch kids are expired
    "Proceeds to eat"
    Dilan: "Am I having a heart attack?!?!?!?"
    Edit: Yes I do notice the shame I have brought upon myself...😐

  • @lillemoon
    @lillemoon Před 3 lety +309

    I love how Dylan was convinced he was having a heart attack after eating two expired sour patches 😂

  • @charliechase2968
    @charliechase2968 Před 3 lety +11

    I love this movie so much. It’s funny that in the scene where woody is trap in the milk crate, the toolbox on top of the crate is a Binford Toolbox. Tim Allen worked for Binford on his show Home Improvement. Funny callback!

  • @melizm7019
    @melizm7019 Před 3 lety +17

    My fav movie as a kid. I know all the dialogue by heart.

  • @harperandrea4462
    @harperandrea4462 Před 3 lety +206

    When I was 10 I really thought my toys can talk and I was taking such good care of them. Once I slept in the ground and my toys slept in my bed. Good times.

  • @armandam.e.6331
    @armandam.e.6331 Před 3 lety +469

    "This kid is going to jail at some point. Probably for a hate crime" I almost choked on my drink 😂😂

  • @s7arlet2024
    @s7arlet2024 Před 2 lety +8

    21:04 the rc car remote is also apart of the car, whoever happens to the controller is connected and felt by the car it self. You ignore the fact that its a toy and not just a regular RC

  • @eliascrooker7773
    @eliascrooker7773 Před 3 lety +8

    Sid has a heroic character arc by part three.

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise Před 3 lety +1431

    Dylan predicting corny jokes written for children and being real proud when he gets it right is what makes me happy!

  • @mattiazoeabels827
    @mattiazoeabels827 Před 3 lety +312

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate dylans set up?! Like the quality really UPGRADED and not just the colors but that the background is a little blury, so that dylan stands out a bit more.

    • @orangegreen3769
      @orangegreen3769 Před 3 lety +14

      Honestly he's come so far ^.^ Everytime I see an upgrade I can't help but feel happy and proud of him like, our boy's getting places yo T.T

    • @eyeofhorus04
      @eyeofhorus04 Před 3 lety +3

      He now has the budget for it!

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 Před 3 lety +1

      Ik, we are proud parents

  • @JayValentine
    @JayValentine Před 3 lety +6

    Move aside or there will be violence.
    Tiny Dylan: I choose violence.

  • @HiImCarlitos
    @HiImCarlitos Před 3 lety +36

    I love how overly-analytical Dylan is with children’s movies

  • @milicastojakovic803
    @milicastojakovic803 Před 3 lety +616

    My day just got a lot better when I saw Dylan notification

  • @camillechandler4431
    @camillechandler4431 Před 3 lety +250

    Buzz: “There seems to be no intelligent life forms.”
    Dylan: Eats expired Sour Patch Kids

  • @fofoflashy3383
    @fofoflashy3383 Před 3 lety +18

    3:00 babies will gather up and plot revenge against Dylan lol

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. Před rokem +6

    omg when he pointed out how the bear ran, I actually lost it haha. thank you for pointing that out.

  • @juliak4218
    @juliak4218 Před 3 lety +319

    What makes Dylan's hatred of Sid even better is the fact that the guy who voices him is also in "Princess Diaries"🤣

  • @jennaadams2639
    @jennaadams2639 Před 3 lety +407

    Dylan: gets excited about seeing the same colors as his lights and continues to yell - GREEN RED GREEN RED *SCREAMS*

  • @deezing
    @deezing Před 2 lety +5

    I love that the other toys never really trust Woody even in the third movie too still they are apparently "friends" toxic af

  • @Doyola924
    @Doyola924 Před 3 lety +3

    I HAVE NEVER noticed that bear running before. Oh my god that is the funniest thing I have seen all day. I keep thinking about it and I keep laughing