*Despicable Me* doesn't have enough death
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- čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
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0:00 - Despicable Me
27:21 - end - Zábava
Dylan saying “when did I lose my nose ring” has the same energy as Eugene going “they just can’t get my nose right” in tangled
Yesssss you are right. 😌
Oh my gosh! So true!
The similarities between these two just become more and more
as SOON as this man said “audible” i literally said “for fucks sake” and rolled my eyes 😭 he’s so good at promoting his sponsorships
yeah same
lmao i had the same reaction but i literally said “i hate u” 💀💀
I love your pfp btw ^^ skz x dylan crossover
FRR LMAOOO HE'S SO CLEVER
He also paused for us to react like that and I loved it 🤩
"Bravery is just stupid in disguise." I feel like this quote is framed and hung on the Gryffindor tower, as well as their own motto.
It’s also a banner in Slytherin 😏
LMAO YES
Slytherins are the real brave ones. Doing all that evil shit requires courage.
@@hollywoodisasataniccult4022 The thing is, Gryffindors are literally those type of people that would do stupid shit even if it hurts them physically. Their bravery is literally just them being stupid sometimes.
@@dwaekkisinsanity5233 slytherins forever nerd
The fact that Gru is voiced by Steve Carrell and then Dylan makes a joke about the office is hilarious to me.
Pretty sure that’s why he made it lol everyone knows Gru is Steve.
NPCs not getting jokes
dylan: is a lil annoyed about the minion movie tiktok trend
also dylan: laughs at every second of screen time with the minions in it
Lol
Dylan not realizing his girlfriend Julie Andrews voicing Gru’s mom and hating her is innately hilarious.
where's "his girlfriend" meme from
@@princepark1013 not that big dude
@@princepark1013 Not really
@@astridkjellberg the princess diaries videos I believe
I love that you said this because every time he insulted her, I kept thinking about how he was criticizing his true love! I only wish he would have seen that when he was looking up the other voice actors.
Dylan calling Agnes Angus will never not be funny to me💀
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
The fact that Dylan hasn’t seen this movie until now literally scares me
Same though
He was busy with pre-20 year old antics.
Dylan changing his shirt to a completely identical one is just fashion genius material
Maybe he's never worn the same shirt twice. He just has every shirt 20 times
I laughed a little too hard at that... I blame Dylan... But then I took it back and I will laugh bc it's funny! ahahaha
@@annachase6036 like cartoon characters
what are you talking about that's a completely different shirt?
But they are completely different shirts: one is black with white stripes and the other is white with black stripes 🍷
I feel like Dylan's convincing us he's 20 years old to give himself another 40 years to finish his book
Or I feel like Dylan says he’s 20 to relate more to his audience n cause he feels a lil old since his audience is in their 20s, like I’m 19 😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooooo😭😂
dont expose him like that 💀
Dylan sliding in, “Ah, he was alive during the moon landing hoax,” and moving on shows his true comedic chops 🤣
HA i was searching for someone to comment on this
Ongggg 😂😂
As an astronomy major, seeing Dylan having to stop and WONDER if taking the moon would affect the Earth was just... i can't even
I immediately thought about the ocean and gravity connections at that moment in his video.
@@kosmosvanhartland747wow you must be smart
@@Sleve-McDichael Thanks.
This just in: Dylan did not forget to wear his nose ring for the first time ever!
plot twist, he did and just edited it out because he knew we’d point it out. 😂
let’s throw a party
We all know he probably forgot and just cut it out 😂
But lost it at approximately 18:45
True but he did lose it lmao
Am I the only one that CRACKS UP every time Dylan says that he's “20 years old”? We love a ~delusional~ icon.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣 its hilarious
He is in denial, it’s okay tho😭
The sad part is I still have no clue how old he is bc he talks about stuff like he is from a younger generation than me... I just can't tell... he says he's 20 and I'm like, "Yeah, that makes sense..." like an idiot.... ahahaha!
@@amberhoward7807 he's 31 🤣
@@IsabellaTheotonio95 thanks! Now I'm in on the joke... ahahahaha!
“Snapped his spine and jiggled his ass. Is that how you get people to light up?” If you’re doing it right Dylan IF YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT😏😏😏
Sad fact: you can actually unadopt children. They call it "disrupting" when you back out of the court process partway through and dissolving when you do it after the adoption has been legalized.
Isn't that more like canceling rather than returning?
@@WangxianFF7 Disrupting or dissolving is cancelling an adoption yes, but it leads to the child being put back in the system. So it's a kind of returning.
the fact that despicable me comedy still holds up 10 years later is amazing lmao
Even twelve years later
one of many movies who does
10 years is still pretty recent
@@hannahf.s2006 sure but for a 30 yr old man to still find it funny means it was pretty good
@@lll25149 The humor isn’t my type of humour, but it’s still entertaining
0:12 I don’t know which is funnier. The idea that he bought a matching shirt for the joke or the idea he already owned multiple
Dylan’s look when Gru says they stole the Statue of Liberty and then his realization that it’s the Vegas one is absolutely hilarious
Edit: Also how dare he insult Gru’s mom voiced by the QUEEN JULIE ANDREWS herself
"Bravery is sometimes just stupidity in disguise" - Dylan, a 20 year old, 2022
This is my favourite comment to exist on CZcams!!
A wise philosopher once said:
honestly facts.
He really isn't wrong though😂😂😂
Dylan gaslighting everyone to thinking he’s 20 in almost every video will never not be funny
HES NOT??
@@e.phillips6615 😭 he was not born in 2002 lmao but he also says that in every video
@@jasminecrofts7997 i feel so confused and lied to
@@e.phillips6615 the fact that it's lasted this long is hilarious to me
@@e.phillips6615 he’s like 30 lol
I really like when he does the animated films. It just makes it so more fun to revisit the films from your childhood with Dylan totally bashing it and making it seem so stupid😂😂
22:39
not Dylan actually wanting a wholesome moment to happen
Things Dylan is good at:
1) Being twenty
2) Finishing books
3) Being a style icon
Introducing his sponsors
@@aviaesthetic4252 I thought the joke of the comment was to name things he *wasn't* good at. (Hence legitimately the 2nd one 💀 Sorry lil D)
Getting scammed by his university
But not nose rings cause that thing was gone at 18:46 lol
@@AdamIshak01 Agreed
Only Dylan would be able to make an innocent children’s movie about death, but I wouldn’t have it any other way😌
dylan w literally every movie he ever watches
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 What are you talking about
@@Sarah-mw9ny it’s probably a spam bot, just report and ignore
@@alexschofield8085 oh
15:57 don’t you know, the only people allowed to die in kids movies are parents
The fact that dylan didn’t realize that the minion snapping and lighting up was trying to imitate a GLOWSTICK is hilarious to me
Dylan can never use audible in a sentence ever again without us thinking it’s sponsored
As soon as he says audible, I’m like here we go again😂😂
I hope he does it in every video like a running gag.
Never
Referring to a minion as “this little yellow fella” has me dying
such a ,,dad" thing of him to describe a minion like that tho haha 😂
I need to express how down bad i am for dylan , like please he's the whole package 😭
12:00 GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS SO CLEVER. I usually skip ads but I sat through this one cause the way you led into it was so smooth and well-done LOL!
Ok so similarities between dylan and agnes-
• both understands the importance of child death in a movie
• can make weird noises from cheeks
• loves bedtime kids stories
• trouble pronouncing difficult words
Dylan: "You gotta be less Audib--"
Us: "NOOOO!"
He is getting way too good at working in these sponsorships 🤣🤣🤣
Every time tho 🤣🤣🤣
My response: 😏 he did it again. Bravo... seamless.
The Bank of Evil sign has the words "Formerly Lehman Brothers" below it. Noticed it for the first time today - died laughing. At 20:52
I'm always on high alert with him. Every word that comes out his mouth makes me think that it'll be ad placement. And everything he suprises me.
Honestly Dylan’s sponsor transitions make it so I can’t skip them, I’m just too impressed, I have too much respect for his game.
EXACTLY
This one was smooth af
I wasn't looking at the screen when he said audiable, but after the long pause I knew what was coming 😭😭
I love how Dylan is hysterically laughing at the minions doing stupid childish things, that's the joy of minion movies, it's simplistic but it's weirdly funny 😂😂
So true
True, the memes and merch are annoying and cringe but the actual movies? You can't help but laugh at them, they're endearing
Only Dylan would get me to voluntarily watch 'Despicable Me'. The power this man holds
13:01 Is the funniest thing ever. I can't stop laughing, help.
M
@@aneeta9691 Still hilarious.
As someone who works at a cinema, I can safely say that the suit trend was horrific. Especially when asshole teenage boys brought bananas into the screens, threw them around, and then squished them into the carpets. Not a good time.
That said, when I wasn't working, it was fucking hilarious.
Would you say it was...
...despicable?
@@jacobwansleeben3364 seriously, it was bananas.
I respect and hate these reply’s with a passion
@@jacobwansleeben3364 thought you were gonna say bananas
take a page out of Dylan's book and kill them
Dylan having an existential crisis about wanting to be 20 when hes actually 32 is giving me life
wdym 32? he literally goes to my college 🤨 we even sit next to each other. hopefully this isn’t a scam!
@@Gigglesaurous. Honey if you're going to college you're being scammed
@@Gigglesaurous. he's 31
@@Gigglesaurous. lie. dylan would NEVER go to college. it’s a SCAM
He thinks he relates more to his audience by saying he’s also 20😂😂
Having watched most of your videos, I discovered you a year ago, I’m very curious. “What is the perfect film for Dylan?” Cuz I feel like that movie would have the best filmography, best dialogue, plenty of deaths, maybe a good romance, and just be chaotic.
Dylan's speaking mishap at 6:20 has had me cracking up for the last five minutes. I literally just keep replaying it because it's just so hilarious.
Seeing Dylan laughing at the stupidity of the minions is a lovely contrast to He's All That making him cry
the amount of people who actually believe Dylan when he says he's 20 is astounding, lol. I've been watching him for years and this is so funny to me how people actually believe he's 20. I think teen tv shows are hurting peoples brains because now people expect 20 year olds to look older. Also the "college is a scam" thing is an inside joke we have on this channel for those who don't know, dylan went to a scam college or at least he jokes about going to a scam college cause it doesn't exist anymore.
To be fair.... he looks like 20 year Olds today 😳 there are more than a few on tik tok that look like him
How old is he tho
@@dariushawkins8788 31
Yeah he got me for like a solid second then I was like "wait there is no way he is younger than me"
@@pixiestxNyomouf i'm 23 and I don't look like him, I look 18 or 16 so idk
Dylan introduction:
A 20 years old A list college graduate who has a book FINISHED and AVAILABLE, he also is a style icon who never wears the same thing twice. loves LOVES children especially one specific CG baby.
i would pay money to have dylan read the entirety of alpha's temptation like an audiobook. or just read it and review it in a video for... research purposes. please make this happen. somehow, some way.
Genuinely here for it
Dylan saying he’s 20 has become the new “college is a scam” and I LOVE IT
please help me get dylan to watch 50 shades of grey
@@idry111 if you recommend it to him he is not going to watch it. He will go out of his way to not watch it. It’s how he is 😭
@@idry111 He already watched the whole franchise ;)
No way he’s 20 … is he really ?
@@taylajohnson7972 ofcourse he is
On a darker note, you can actually return children until they are 18 in the foster system. It happens a lot to kids who are neurodivergent (like kids with ADHD and Autism) or kids who struggle with mental health issues. Or they are adopted but removed from the home. Technically their adopted parents are still their parents until they are 18, but they remain separated once the family decides they are "not a good fit."
I'm not a social worker, so I'm not 100% sure. But I have heard a lot of people talk about this as an issue often overlooked by the foster care system in the US.
That’s terrifying. I’m Italian and I don’t *think* we have and equivalent of that, I think you just adopt kids and that’s it? I could be wrong. But the foster system as you describe it sounds hellish, I can’t imagine doing that to a child. Everyone would be horrified if this were someone’s biological child that they’re trying to give away? It’s understood that you have to take care of your child even through difficult situations. I’m adopted and have had my fair share of mental health issues, I can’t imagine how traumatized I’d have been if my parents actually *gave me back* because of that?? I honestly don’t think that should be a thing. I think if you adopt a child that should be it, it shouldn’t be any different than just giving birth to one. You’re equally responsible for this child once you decide to keep it and raise it. You can’t just ‘try it out’ like it’s a pair of shoes and then give the child back if everything’s not perfect. That’s horrifying and surely extremely damaging for the child’s development??
Foster system is meant to serve as a system that allows parents to reunify with their children. The “system” takes care of the kids while their parents go through their prison sentence, therapy, rehab, or are deemed fit to care for their kids again for whatever reason. It’s not meant to keep kids forever because the parties that created it hoped parents would be responsible at some point in the child’s life from birth to independence at 18. It’s taken advantage of by horrible people who foster for the money that the system gives them to care for the child, which is why more good hearted people should join but yet don’t.
Still, insanely sad that neurodivergent children have a hard time in the system.
- Would love to both foster and adopt in the future.
@@net.say.i704 it just seems really confusing for the child, especially depending on the situation, to come to think of a certain family as their family and then to be ‘returned’ like a faulty appliance? You’d think a system that is put in place specifically to protect/take care of children would be better thought through and that they’d keep this sort of thing in mind, if nothing else run better background checks on the families to make sure they’re not taking advantage and are fully committed to raising a child and everything it might entail?
I could be wrong, again, but I *think* that in Italy in such a case the child would be cared for by social workers, in a casa famiglia (lit.: family house) with other children in the same situation, rather than temporarily being assigned ‘new parents’ and then passed around like a package that got lost in the mail. In other cases the child is just put up for adoption, I think.
"cough" Myka Stauffer "cough"
I can’t be the only one who loves how dylan ties together the commentary to the sponsors
I love how "seed" and "seat" sound the same in English, that makes the rhino chair joke so much better
Dylan is the most entertaining movie reviewer in the world by far
By far 😂🤪
He really is
I agree in a way with this but not entirely true (Dylan's just more popular) also recommend hilarious + sometimes insightful movie & tv show reactors ZZavid, Billy Binges, MallVerse, Reel Rejects, BlindWave & TimotheeReacts
For those wondering, Dylan lost his nose ring at 18:44 and gained 10 years onto his age
Thank you, you're an angel.
I was wondering when someone is gonna mention this 😂
Can already imagine how disgusted Dylan would be when he realises if he's 20 now then he was born in 2002 😂
Oh wow that's weird to think about 😂
"question who is this joke for?" asked the 30 year old man watching a movie for kids
So we're not going to talk about how hilarious that "romance" book synopsis was? I was in the office, i laughed so hard that I got reprimanded by my boss. Dylan you almost cost me my damn job.
I tend to hate those kinds of books but I would 100% listen to it if Dylan narrated it just like he narrated the synopsis. 😂I would laugh the entire time as if it were a comedy but I would enjoy it.
And now I'm laughing! Thank you 💗
@@r_loretta2588 I would probably laugh if he narrates his groceries list😂
Dylan almost breaking his character when he read something so stupid in the synopsis 🤣🤣🤣
Can you give a time stamp?
Am I the only one who's like super impressed by that water drop sound he can make with his mouth?😭😂
No! You most certainly, are not! I've been trying for days, until I gave up. *I honestly can't explain how envious I am.*
There was a kid in my elementary school who could make the sound but I think he flicked his throat rather than his cheek? I still have no idea how to make the sound
16:50 maybe him messing the machines up is why they need so much money 👁👄👁
dylan continuing to try and convince us he is 20 is hilarious
I can only expect a person like Dylan to buy 2 same shirts just for a joke.
only the fashion GOD would do such a thing 😌
how passionate dylan is to be wearing the same pattern on his shirt as gru’s scarf. no other youtuber is doing it like he is
I wish Dylan realized that Gru’s mom was actually played by Julie Andrews, he would have a major crush on her
The fact that Dylan did not mention Gru’s mom being Julie Andrew’s killed me 💀
me too
Dylan smiling at the idiocracy of the minions, getting mad at himself, than trying not to laugh harder is the only way to watch this movie lmao
11:10 what bothers me about this is that the V guy probably over heard gru’s plan and just decided to steal the shrink Ray after gru took it…like it might’ve been avoided if gru just got the shrink Ray first
Words can't express how happy this video makes me, no matter how many times I watch it. I'm so glad Dylan enjoyed this movie.
Every time I hear the lead up to audible, I both roll my eyes and simultaneously just say ‘of course…. Continue’. At this point, it’s not a matter of if but rather when
I smile and am like you didn't
The joy on Dylan’s face when he thought the girl died
“There’s something evil bout that bank “💀
There are probably a lot of new watchers that actually believe he’s twenty and I cannot blame them
the fact that dylan’s outro is “toodles” will never not make me smile so much.
He just had to hold this video ONE DAY… and it actually would’ve been a movie commentary Monday 😂
What do you mean, it’s currently Monday
@@virginiafernandez6846 not if he's still in California.
I dunno where he lives but at one point it was here, and it's Sunday here.
@@Adrasdea they’re joking. Dylan’s fan base will consistently refer to the upload day as Monday no matter what day it is.
@@lexichantel96 hey we have the same name lol
It’s Monday though? What do you mean?
17:50ish is the words best screen shot material.
That smirk for the Segway into the ad read got me. I felt betrayed when you said audible. They truly come out of nowhere and are hilarious every time
13:08 Dylan should do a series of him reading wattpad stories or synopsis. It would be hilarious.
I was thinking “that book sounds suspiciously like a fanfic”
It’s funny that Gru’s mom - the atrocious character according to Dylan - is played by Julie Andrews, one of his fav actresses in his videos
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
@@scarletblack4887 hell yeahh!!
Dylan completely ignoring his age has me giggling
The audible plugs just keep getting better and better
Dylan is literally such a hard working youtuber like who even update this often? and plus every monday!
LMAOO
The consistency blows me away every time 😊😂
And he's only 20 years old too!! So inspiring
@@goodcompany759 exactly!!
Literally how does he pull it off every time?!? 😍
Is anyone gonna tell Dylan that Julie Andrews voices the mom? The irony in his reaction would be beautiful
"If the moon grows back it could destroy a city" my man exactly how big do you think the moon is???
5:38 *a minion sending a bomb that explodes several other minions*
me: "oh Dylan is going to LOVE this movie"
Dylan: *giggles immediately*
me: *laughs uncontrolablly*
I feel like I was laughing more through this video at the prospect of Dylan finding it funny because he likes this kind of humor than anything else 🤣
"Braveness is just stupidity in disguise " thats the smartest thing I've heard Dylan say ....wow😂
I’m glad Dylan isn’t ‘too cool’ for the minions. I’m also 32 (oof, actually my birthday was last weekend so 33 now) and I love every single one of these films. Proudly went to watch Minions on my own as a birthday treat last week and cackled the whole way through.
I just turned 32 two weeks ago. I love the first despicable me a lot.
Happy birthday! And yeah I don’t think I could ever outgrow good kids movies
what do you mean? dylan is 20? /j
I saw the new minions on my 21st birthday and actually enjoyed it. The minions themselves were cool because they each had their own little personalities, and I had fun translating what they were saying (they speak a combo of English, Spanish, and gibberish). I still think the despicable me movies hold up as some of the best animated movies in recent years.
He's actually 20 tho
the way dylan introduces his ads always make me bust out laughing it's like getting rickrolled
4:51 dylans reaction here is priceless and it will never not be funny to me
DYLAN! To be clear, despicable me is not a “minions movie” 😤 it was meant to be a standalone film but the minions were so successful as side characters that they got spin-offs
Dylan’s upload schedule is less consistent than my breathing patterns.
Not breathing patterns 😭
@@nightsaresosstarry LMAO
Dylan gaslighting people into thinking he's 20 might be my favourite part of the video 😁😁
Hey dylan i’m going through a rough patch of my life right now, but rewatching your videos have really cheered me up thank you.
“bravery is sometimes just stupidity in disguise”
i’m not gonna lie that’s pretty good
I spent the last few days religiously rewatching all of dylans commentary while writing my last term paper and I send it in just a few hours ago so this upload felt like the ultimate reward
good job !! you’ve worked hard, make sure to rest now !
I love that for you! You must feel so accomplished, the universe decided to reward your hard work lol.
Congrats! I hope you get a good grade
Without fail, Dylan continually slides into those sponsorships like it’s nothing
20:10 I laughed my butt off at that scene when it first came out.
I’m PRE-TTY sure no one thought the Rhino seat was dirty until Dylan pointed it out😂
YUP
to be fair the first despicable me is pretty fun and decently written, they just drilled into the franchise so hard it imploded
despicable me 2 is probably the best one, but the new one is pretty good too imo
OMG, @ 7:45, that lady reminds me of Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. JUST LOOK AT HER, SHE'S PRACTICALLY IDENTICAL!
22:20 He moving his fingers like that, lifting his arms after and showing muscles, while talking like a good father? Damn it 🫠😂😂😂
im always gasping and acting like im shocked when dylan starts making the audible reference and then we look at each other like we both didnt knew it was coming …
he is gonna start doing misdirects, be careful
Can we all just appreciate how good dylan looks in all his videos?
Please i was about to comment on this! First thing I thought ngl😔
why r yall so thirsty. everytime i go to the comments all i see are middle aged women saying how good he looks. like calm down dont u have kids and shit.
@@user-ip5se6qd7m bro chill it’s not that deep they’re only complimenting
@@user-ip5se6qd7m chill out we love simping that's it
@@user-ip5se6qd7m Well I agree with the comment but I sure as shit ain't no middle aged woman