Divorce Monologue

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  • čas přidán 17. 06. 2008
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Komentáře • 94

  • @richardgaines9450
    @richardgaines9450 Před 7 lety +169

    Craig is a National Treasure.........a once in a lifetime talent ----- a perfect blend of musicality, wit, charm, charity, class and intelligence.........America is blessed to have had him on TV .........too bad he quit..........

    • @HFHalvorsen
      @HFHalvorsen Před 5 lety +9

      Agreed! And the only one that was so smart and rapid enough to keep up with Robin Williams :-)
      I have never seen RW elsewhere, laugh out loud as he did in company with Craig.

    • @HiyoruMikiyazoya
      @HiyoruMikiyazoya Před 4 lety +5

      @@HFHalvorsen he had robin Williams cackling. What a great interview. On the subject, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles both had him in stitches for his Whose Line Is It Anyway appearance, if you haven't seen it check it out

    • @Fee212
      @Fee212 Před 4 měsíci

      I know. We have him back where he belongs.
      ♥️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♥️

  • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
    @MrMiD.Life.Crisis Před 2 lety +15

    What a legend.
    On any other video on CZcams people would say 'was this recorded on a potato', and i would say the obvious - 'don't like it, don't watch it'. I love the fact that everyone's here for the laughs. It could be a still photo with just sound but I wouldn't care. If I can hear Craig, I know I'm going to laugh!

    • @latheofheaven
      @latheofheaven Před 2 lety

      Actually, I think potatoes get a bad rap... Especially if you try to use them as a camera...

  • @benadams3569
    @benadams3569 Před 4 lety +51

    I had forgotten Craig used Angela Lansbury for Paul McCartney lol

  • @moharm09
    @moharm09 Před 12 lety +67

    whenever I watch old CF videos I find it strange without geoff peterson

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 Před 4 lety +77

    "I've been divorced twice!"
    *audience laughs*

  • @mmmodafoca
    @mmmodafoca Před 3 lety +14

    Only Ferguson can start a monologue talking about Divorce and end up talking shit about morning radio Dj's.. i fucking miss this sort of random talk comedians.

  • @LoveKaty92
    @LoveKaty92 Před 11 lety +27

    "You're going to heeeeell, no you're going!" LOL !!

  • @CasssWhit
    @CasssWhit Před 11 lety +107

    He talks about Paul McCartney's wife only wanting the left shoes...then in "How To Train Your Dragon" he says that trolls only steal your left socks....

    • @fredericmoresmau4303
      @fredericmoresmau4303 Před 4 lety

      I Lost in Life
      In Life by measuring brain health and HAppiness
      I am a Looser

    • @numero9
      @numero9 Před 4 lety +13

      It's actually because Heather Mills had her left leg amputated below the knee and wore a prosthetic since 1993. Kind of an ending punch after the salvo of jokes about her greediness.

    • @TheMelbournelad
      @TheMelbournelad Před 4 lety +1

      I totally missed that in the movie lol a troll using trolls. So meta

  • @flint9889
    @flint9889 Před 3 lety +15

    You can hear is strong Scottish accent in the early vids

  • @chrisanon2560
    @chrisanon2560 Před 3 lety +7

    He looked over and I expected a gay robot to answer. Nope, this was an old show filmed before gay people existed.

  • @staidenofanarchy
    @staidenofanarchy Před 12 lety +24

    his michael caine impression is hilarious

  • @pukeyourguts
    @pukeyourguts Před 8 lety +31

    fuck he's just so so so good. damn shame he's gone

    • @amateurwave3593
      @amateurwave3593 Před 8 lety +2

      he's on a new history show called join or die!!!

  • @ashabdrah
    @ashabdrah Před 10 lety +47

    Love you Craig.... Please don't leave the show....
    #CraigFerguson

    • @1TrueJuliet
      @1TrueJuliet Před 9 lety +5

      Aishah Abdul Rahman I discovered him too late. I first found him in 2011. He left 3 years later, just when I was really starting to love him. How could you _doo_ this to me, Craig?!

    • @Puss1man
      @Puss1man Před 8 měsíci

      hey man he left

  • @TheHouseOffice
    @TheHouseOffice Před 5 lety +45

    I miss Craig's recurring jokes like feeding the hobos chicken. Etc. This show was a special gem for long time viewers.

  • @philippedesaulniers
    @philippedesaulniers Před 12 lety +26

    she wants half his shoes, just the left ones. Laughed my ass off!

  • @IMakeEpicSAMmiches
    @IMakeEpicSAMmiches Před 12 lety +13

    When he said he was competing against dolly parton I was waiting for Geoff to say "my favorite is ms. Dolly Parton" sadly this was in the pre-Geoff era

  • @imok999
    @imok999 Před 12 lety +11

    That's an awesome michael caine impression.

  • @zombenut
    @zombenut Před 4 lety +16

    Wish he was still doing this way more than Colbert or Kimmel.

  • @phaysyk
    @phaysyk Před 9 lety +73

    Suck that he is gone....

    • @JustusPaul1
      @JustusPaul1 Před 7 lety

      +RUMBOOM England was only good under the stewarts anyways

    • @indigosubmarine8138
      @indigosubmarine8138 Před 5 lety

      Ya know I won't suck that he is gone where you want me to suck you power drunk ass

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE Před 8 lety +10

    Michael Caine was quite the hottie in his day, tall and blond. And I miss Craig! I wish he would come back somehow, maybe he just got tired of the grind and wants to enjoy his money, can't blame him, but he's in a class by himself.

    • @robm1639
      @robm1639 Před 8 lety +1

      +OGSpaceCadet He has a show on the History Channel, I think.

  • @737mg
    @737mg Před 11 lety +28

    Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney ?

  • @CrazyBlonde2393
    @CrazyBlonde2393 Před 11 lety +13

    Craig, a lot of people are obsessed with you

  • @peticco
    @peticco Před 15 lety +5

    nice! Please put up more.

  • @SGTBizarro
    @SGTBizarro Před 6 lety +9

    5:44 I thought my computer was making noises.

    • @ShieldsJustice
      @ShieldsJustice Před 3 lety

      SGTBizarro
      Even worse - I thought it was my iPad 😂

  • @mahiligsainit
    @mahiligsainit Před 11 lety +1

    while waiting for new uploads by onechrime2 . tnx for this

  • @UKISOCIETY
    @UKISOCIETY Před 11 lety +4

    Frosty, Bingo and Wheeze!

  • @mguerra79
    @mguerra79 Před rokem

    «Graigywood!» «I might have it right now!»

  • @danielmatlock4674
    @danielmatlock4674 Před 10 lety +10

    Craigywood.

  • @ronanphillips708
    @ronanphillips708 Před 3 lety +2

    I hope you’re glad to know that i am your 1000th subscriber

  • @NotStuckJustResting
    @NotStuckJustResting Před 13 lety +2

    I would so go to Craigie-wood!

  • @carvermckay
    @carvermckay Před 7 lety +28

    3:34 back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Saunders

  • @jedcauffield1858
    @jedcauffield1858 Před 8 lety +9

    So who wants to build Craigywood with me? :D

  • @Webotec
    @Webotec Před 11 lety +3

    5:46 fucking "windows bing" tripped me as balls. Thought someone was doing something nasty from inside.. BTW.. Craig-o'Scotch-ish Ferguson is da man!

    • @benadams3569
      @benadams3569 Před 4 lety

      I had to back it up more than once to make sure I heard it

  • @Apipoulai
    @Apipoulai Před 11 lety +3

    Court TV FTW!

  • @ginberryblue
    @ginberryblue Před 12 lety +16

    Michael Caine --"Back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Sanders." XD

  • @johnzengerle7576
    @johnzengerle7576 Před 4 lety +5

    The moment of silence in the strip clubs is hilarious.

  • @Jessica0709
    @Jessica0709 Před 14 lety +5

    Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;)

  • @tapiten
    @tapiten Před 2 lety

    They have us drunks going and coming.

  • @mattmattmatt6700
    @mattmattmatt6700 Před 4 lety

    Miss ya.

  • @heydaygirl12
    @heydaygirl12 Před 12 lety +1

    "Do not judge me! I am just reporting!"

  • @annabrown9670
    @annabrown9670 Před 3 lety +3

    TRUST ME I'M A LAWYER 😉

  • @idkyetdou
    @idkyetdou Před 11 lety +4

    But Denver is before Philly...

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 Před 3 lety +1

    lol michael caine

  • @misstigermilk
    @misstigermilk Před 2 lety

    I had a relatively easy divorce because I decided not to be greedy and vindictive and use my energy to move on. Not always possible given a person's unique circumstances but I have probably made more money in my career after the divorce freed of a bad relationship than I ever would have made in a divorce settlement.

  • @joebryant5537
    @joebryant5537 Před 8 lety +2

    Craig on a stick lol

  • @calfd983
    @calfd983 Před 8 lety

    so funny

  • @brendar9363
    @brendar9363 Před 8 lety +3

    I don't think Drew Carey ever followed through on that engagement. And I loved his comment. When the relationship ended, he stated he still planned to enhance his son's life. Yuck. Just yuck. Watch Craig's tribute to his Dad and learn.

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 Před 4 lety +3

      Maybe I lose ability to speak English, or just can't grab a context, but I don't know what it means

  • @It_is_Tyler
    @It_is_Tyler Před 8 lety +21

    Why did he leave 😫

    • @Lzuniga317
      @Lzuniga317 Před 8 lety +16

      +Tyler D He had come to the amount of time he had wanted to do the show for, he lasted 2 more years because they asked him to stay.

  • @degeneral1
    @degeneral1 Před 3 lety +1

    is that a window air conditioning unit in the set window? 3:57

  • @jqyhlmnp
    @jqyhlmnp Před 2 lety

    Drew Carey is single

  • @ljplexus
    @ljplexus Před 16 lety +1

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

  • @LeoniaCunha
    @LeoniaCunha Před 12 lety

    Shit.... we can't see it anymore :/

  • @manningpaul
    @manningpaul Před 3 lety

    Fun Fact: Emanuel Swedenborg was actually born in Sweden. Download his latest book “Heaven & Hell” for free at swedenborg.com. You no it makes NO cents.

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 Před 3 lety

    did he have a divorce?

  • @swtsngr85
    @swtsngr85 Před 9 lety

    He's correct. Heather was a b_tch!

  • @nicetry1183
    @nicetry1183 Před 3 lety

    BAD PLAYBACK

  • @m_tias
    @m_tias Před 4 lety

    When there were 69 comments until I commented...

  • @loftinsmith
    @loftinsmith Před 8 lety

    They didn't give him 11:30

  • @wii2050
    @wii2050 Před 11 lety +3

    Divorce lawyers don't always go to hell, because god's moral compass is broken. God is mercyful and saves even the most horrible people if they repent before they die. Mercyful god is not just god.

    • @vaxx9922
      @vaxx9922 Před 7 lety +4

      And God is not real

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 Před 4 lety

      @Vax, metaphorically speaking

    • @sblack48
      @sblack48 Před 4 lety +2

      God doesn't exist. The universe was created by The Great Pumpkin. I know. It's in a book and the book says it's true so it must me.

  • @cw1294
    @cw1294 Před 3 lety

    The laugh track is cringe, love CF though

  • @alangee7290
    @alangee7290 Před 3 lety

    Jesus, that was tasteless, unlike Ferguson.