Ronny Chieng On Why We Need an Asian President
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- "Vote for the Asians when you get the chance. We'll work while you're eating." As campaign slogans go, it's not half bad.
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He's not wrong. I've seen asian restaurants open during natural disasters.
Only means people are going to be more hungry
@@paolof.6899 How?
@@manasgupta8908 he Just took the concept of food and chose to non believe in it
I disagree. He is indeed wong
@@manasgupta8908 Chinese Buffet near me was open the evening after a hurricane hit the night before. I was still out of power, and sure, we had nonperishables, but my roommate and I decided Chinese food was better than lukewarm soup.
Employee: "Boss, I can't work today. The hurricane is terrible and floods everywhere."
Asian Manager: "You said in your resume you hobby is swimming. See you 9am at work, Janet."
US: Forced labor detected. Where is the human rights?
@@mrkawaii123 fuck that the joke is on point and hilarious 😂
I read the manager in Uncle Roger's voice.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆 🤣 😂
In the Marine Corps one of the Marines ordered a bunch of Chinese food for all of us. We waited and waited and waited. It never showed up. The Chinese place was past closing time. We finally figured out that the Marine who ordered the Chinese food unintentionally gave them the wrong barracks number. No one answered at the restaurant, as they were closed. We ended up just ordering pizza. After we ate the pizza a Chinese delivery guy came running up to the door nearly in tears apologizing profusely for having the wrong address in his notes. The wrong address that we the idiots gave him. We gave him a huge tip. To this day I have no fucking clue how he figured out the correct address. He must have went to that room number in every barracks on the base until he found it.
Goddamn he can be a detective at that point lol
Have you seen the walking dead?
.. only guy that can read map was Asain...
@@danhtran6401 and their cars last longer. We got to get our shit together in the states
Why did you give him the Wong Fook Hing address?
He must have been a dedicated worker.
This is soooo true. During Hurricane Sandy, the Chinese restaurant down the street was still open and delivering. I saw the delivery worker out my window on his bike with a poncho on pedaling his heart out on in the rain and wind.
respect
I remember reading about a pizza restaurant in New York delivering pizzas after Hurricane Sandy left. Big kudos to the guys working.
Omg who’s the assholes ordering take out during a hurricane 🙄
🙏
“No agenda, pure logic.” I’d vote for that.
In a heartbeat
Yes
Really? It tends to devolve into genocide pretty fast... just based on history
No agenda…. Until elected….
The problem is to get a chance at office u have to kiss someones boot
Dad: "You President yet?"
Kid: "No dad, I'm 12!"
Dad: "Talk to me when you President!"
"You doctor yet?"
"No Dad, I'm President!"
"Talk to me when you doctor!"
@Panda Angry
Hence the quotes, Sherlock.
@Panda Angry No shit sherlock! You know what else I stole from Family Guy?
*"Oh my God, who THE HELL cares!?!"*
Dude literally got Griffin in his username...
@Panda Angry actually Family guy got it from this interview of an Indian kid whose dad said that to him while he was not even in his teens lol
I’ll never forget the time I ordered Chinese food during a blizzard because I thought “they gotta be open” and they delivered 😂😂😂 dude got a 30$ tip
Bro. Poor form to order delivery in a blizzard, js
@@sitcomchristian6886 I don’t care what you’re saying
He's so right about Asians working and wanting to keep things flowing smoothly. I think of Andy Kim my congressman who cared about the damage done to the Capitol. He was photographed kneeling on the floor picking up trash and putting it into a trash bag. I have so much respect for him.
I hate that culture, I support 4-6 working hours a day as the right work-life balance choice. The fact that people find that funny irritates me. I have to say I don't like so many things about asian culture overall.
@@newdog587not really sure who asked😂
@@Alexander-gf8xm The man isn't wrong... people complain about the American work week as it is. Working people to the bone doesn't promise results. I've worked for Asian bosses, and have known many other people that have also. Not saying it's universal, but "FOB" Asian bosses in particular often tend to carry that working mindset over, and it can really suck. The Japanese are the worst about it.
I'm Asian-American btw.
@@nahor88 then quit lol
@@Alexander-gf8xm lol dumb response. The context of this video is applying that mentality to running the US. It would only make things worse overall, and going by your response line, the option would be "then move". How about we just don't run things that way?
As a Latino who worked for Chinese people for 2 years, he's absolutely right. These people closed down for Chinese new year ate for 1 hour, went right back to work afterwards. They're legit about business and a bag.
Latinos are the hardest workers I know, so if you know someone better, I believe you.
They also exploit there employees to the fullest. I know for my own experience and had to drag them to court to pay the ot
to have a great, diligent manner is awesome!!
They hold their employees to the same standards they hold themselves. Their standards are seen as "exploitation" in western culture. The west is going to get beaten badly.
So true
“We’d rather fix healthcare than eat turkey.” Yup, you’ve got my vote
Until the Asian president postpone urgent meetings indefinitely for sharkfin chowder, monkey brain pudding, stewed bats, bird nest condiment.
It's comedy. Everyone are just as weird X-D
@@jonnyguydenton im asians and i sadly need to say no
@@jonnyguydenton you're wierd
Vote me I will make healthcare free 🤟
@@jonnyguydenton that joke doesn't work. Revise again and get an A
True, i’m an asian studying in europe and let me tell you how confused i was when i first got here and everything were closed by 7pm in the winter. In my hometown i can get a full blown meal at 2am even in the worst weather.
And then the public service offices like banks, immigration office, or post office that are closed during lunch time and totally closed on weekends. I literally needed to skip school to get my shits done lol
The difference between Europe and Asia is in treatment. In Europe, employees, laborers have more rights than they do in Asia, where the customer is held in higher esteem.
@@gtworldzhd4137one thing i still find so backward is all the public service thing only open when every need to work. So everyone has to take time off work to do shit which is just dumb.
@@RexZShadow Yes that is true. I live in the Netherlands, and that really is not convenient yes.
I had a culture shock the first time I visited Melbourne and Sydney 20 years ago.. every store was closed by 5pm, complete ghost town. this is completely unheard of in asia 😆
@@joy1ess Some parts of rural Japan where I lived are closed by 8pm. Cities are 24/7 tho, lol
“I’d rather fix healthcare than eat turkey” had me fucking rolling!
Out of everything he said, “fuck turkey it’s dry” is by far the funniest.
Never eat a turkey, is it worse than chicken? because from the movie it always look big and delicious
@@velzing22 It can be if it's cooked properly. I haven't had many cooked properly, they do tend to come out dry. The best ones I've had have been fried or smoked.
@@velzing22 beer butt turkey. Tastes fucking amazing look it up!
@@velzing22 It is good, especially if somebody knows how to cook it. It is much more difficult to cook than chicken.
Turkey and gravy sandwiches you know the ones you have the next day are the bomb.
“No agenda, pure logic” is a campaign slogan I could get behind.
Asians arent pure logic. Have you ever met one? Extremely emotional people
If I met a politician say that I immediately come to the conclusion that scumbag is lying, has an agenda and wants to screw me over. All politicians lie, have an agenda and tow the party line.
@@alexs5744 agreed
The problem with that statement is that logic cannot be applied in the absence of values, which Asians do have along with every other person. If their values don't match yours, their "logic" will not produce desirable results.
@@oscarsalesgirl296 Of course asians are emotional, we’re humans, what a surprise huh? 😂😂 Also no one said we are pure logic. He just said asians do the job logically, AS A JOKE.
And seeing how you’re commenting the same thing everywhere, you seem extremely emotional yourself as well lmao
My parents owned a restaurant, actually two. At 14, my dad who was Caucasian and my mom who was Japanese told me I was going to work for them after school, weekends and all summer, no excuses , no getting sick! So he is right its tough growing up with one asian parent let alone 2.
I had to work 2 jobs and go to school, plus I would limp to school for 20 miles because my other foot was starting a business.
Mowing lawns, spreading asphalt and stocking hundreds of cases of beer, sodas, etc for my parents businesses since I was in 5th grade. Childhood fun and games...... what's that?
I have 2 asian parents... they used to own a business... and would make us work on Sundays...at age 14. I complained once... come on!! it´s sunday... His reply was: ok.. you no eat sunday? get up!!
What if you did get sick?
@@Jarod-vg9wqyou still go. There is no quit for an Asian parent
The best part of this performance is precisely his annoyed and frustrated attitude. This is very eastern Asian, even the Japanese who usually avoid confrontation, when we feel” it doesn’t take a genius to get xx done!” about something, boy are we annoyed! 😂 there’s no superiority in the feeling, because it’s something simple, not rocket science so even if I take over and get it done, it doesn’t make me feel better about myself.
Best post eveh. TY!!!
“Vote for the Asians. We’ll work while you’re eating.”
I used to order food from the same Chinese dude for years. There was an ice storm one day and, although I felt bad, I still ordered food. He still showed up in 10 minutes. My wife says to him that she couldn't believe he was driving around in this. He goes, it's okay I have SUV.
Great motto to be elected for president
Good
Your profile picture is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
That's a perfect pitch towards Americans😂
This bit was honestly the best campaign slogan I have heard in my lifetime. The “Vote Asian! We will work while you’re eating” is right up up there with “I like IKE”
The only thing that scares me more than an incompetent government, is a competent government.
Growing up, I worked in my parents textile factory in the fashion district in Los Angeles. I looked like a child slave in a sweat shop in some UNICEF commercial. Asians don’t give a horses arse. It’s sad, yet refreshing. So strange are we.
What about a cocacian president in Asia
@@donaldwanyi6385 They've already got that, his name's Joe Biden.
@@eddie-sf7hn ah, believing the rhetoric
When I was in the USAF in Suffolk England back in the late 70's, Chinese take out was a lifesaver. Always good and open. In that part of the UK in those years if you did not eat early you were out of luck most of the time. Asians saved the day!
We have a fantastic Cantonese take away, very close to us.
In the 4 years I've lived here, I've seen the family outside together ONCE.
Respect 🙏
I used to order food from the same Chinese dude for years. There was an ice storm one day and, although I felt bad, I still ordered food. He still showed up in 10 minutes. My wife says to him that she couldn't believe he was driving around in this. He goes, it's okay I have SUV.
That’s what he did before he was a comedian? Aw that’s nice. Was he less psychotic back then?
If you didn’t read “it’s okay, I have SUV” in your head in a super thick Asian accent, then you didn’t fully enjoy this comment😂😂😂
😂🤩😂😂🤣
@@KittredgeRitter what? A triggered millennial? No fkg way...
@@KittredgeRitter Psychotic lol?
"Thanksgiving means n o t h i n g to me." I laughed so hard at that delivery
It is true though. He's from Australia where Thanksgiving doesn't exist.
as an immigrant living in America I felt that so hard. And it seems hard for Americans to understand that Thanksgiving doesn't really exist outside of America
@@iqless7313 so what?
“F^
@@iqless7313 Canada has a Thanksgiving.
And just like that, I found out I’m Asian at heart…I fucking hate holidays and government excuses to not get shit done
well, we dont give a fuck about thanks giving, but we do love our own holidays, lmao, youre just weird. XD
Government not getting shit done is a good thing. That means that they don’t get to easily accomplish something without necessary approvals
No matter how many times I watch this I LMFAO every time.
"Affordable Delicious and Open." If a candidate came out with that campaign slogan, my vote would be locked.
there are soooo many innuendos you could make with that
That's our current VP
@@CountryMetal01 Idk about the delicious part 🤮
vote for delicious
This is going on my Only Fans bio
When he said “thanksgiving means NOTHING to me” i felt that
“Fuck turkey it’s dry, now hurry up n buy “- big draco
Well.. he wanted you to, so..
Couldn't agree more! Plus, Turkey sucks big time! Any meat you have to add 5 sides dishes, gravy and cranberry sauce just to make it edible! Sucks!!!!
I felt that...you Goofball. Wacko CZcams answers from 3 years ago. And don't say Low key either. Arrrghh
It’s the best holiday of the year.
Me asking my Chinese girlfriend: "Why are you leaving so early in the morning?" Her: "My mother is in the hospital."
Me: "Can you visit her so early?"
Her: "No, I am covering her shift."
Asians are literally working manic
Because they're both Doctors.
How can one sound so angry and be humorous at the same time
Burr Chieng Podcast?
@@GeminianINTJ I see what u did there lo. Comment accepted
@@GeminianINTJ exactly. People who are tired of other people's shit.
Come across loud, bc nobody is listening 🎶
I think that a lot of comedians tend to be angry people. It is just that comedy is an outlet for the anger.
I love his demeanor. Like he's so annoyed that other people just don't get it and he's just done with everyone. Lol. Awesome.
That's our typical Malaysian attitude. We get annoyed pretty easily if anyone don't get something so simple and straightforward.
@@nasyitahali9922 That makes me feel great abt myself bc all the Malaysians I've known have been absolutely delightful to me. 😁
Thats why I love Ronny.
Humor grounded in truth. The Asian work ethic is amazing.
Typical condescending Chinese whom many native Malays and others hate
He is absolutely right. Just look at how efficient Asian countries are. They don't stop for anything. Holidays, weather, human rights; they don't let anything get in the way.
Yeah, I'm like "As long as that isn't Chinese Asian or North Korean Asian," preferably closer to Japanese or even Singapore Asian.
"Sir, are you eating while you're working?"
Asian person: "No, I'm working while I'm eating."
Living in Japan during a global pandemic, I will confirm that Asians will never shut down
pandemic or tsunami, if we find a way to open business, we will be open.
and if aliens are found, and a good communication is set up, Asians will be the first people to do business with them...
How is it over there? I be herd nothing but great things about Japan 🇯🇵. It’s so clean efficient and everyone there is polite.
@@Kiryu Let's be real here, every country has it's assholes, but not every country idolizes it's assholes.
Japan is a great place … but it has its flaws …. The government is painfully slow and inefficient….. they don’t even have vaccines yet and are still trying to host the Olympics despite the people saying they don’t want it …. So you still have some greedy folks in charge
@@neovenom9833 "but not every country idolizes it's assholes" lmao
Presidential slogan: “We’ll Work While Your’e Eating”.
I used to order food from the same Chinese dude for years. There was an ice storm one day and, although I felt bad, I still ordered food. He still showed up in 10 minutes. My wife says to him that she couldn't believe he was driving around in this. He goes, it's okay I have SUV.
*sleeping
Haaaaaaa
What state was that??
I would vote for that president
My Caucasian-American wife and I remark on the state of affairs like this semi-regularly, especially when it comes to restaurants and food service businesses.
I've always argued that if you can put up working at a Asian restaurant, you'll be able to make it in just about any other profession in the world.
I think that it's a tie as to what's scarier:
A sergeant who's got a live side arm when you're presenting to the military as an undergrad researcher or the owner-wife-lady of a restauant, constantly yelling at you about all of the things that you're doing wrong or aren't doing things the way she taught you to do them.
American/Western businesses and bosses are all about not making you feel bad.
As an Asian, I'm always all about "what can you do better next time?"
Kaizen that shit.
My supervisors at work have told me, explicitly, that I am always harder on myself than they will EVER be of me. (I work for an American company.)
But he has also told me before that he understands why I am that way as well, because it's just in my nature to be like that.
Totally true. My Filipino friends never stop working.
When we say "at your service", that's 24/7 *and we mean it* in the name of hospitality.
I remember in college during a blizzard everywhere was shutdown in NYC and the people in my dorm building was stuck instead with limited food. Guess where was open for delivery? Thank you 🍱 🍲 lol
Im from NYC & I approve this message
@@yenh1144 🤣🤣🤣
@@shermurr9566 was that comment rly warranted 3 crying laughing emojis ???
@@ACarter87 don’t forget. They were also falling over. It is important to me that you get the details correct, and included, to my standards. Otherwise, I will reply to you, a second time.
@@ACarter87 Some people have limited vocabulary so they don’t do written comments just emojis. It might be generational or they’re in a hurry. It’s all good-positive about clever stand-up comedy
“We don’t shut down for anything.” - Sounds like my old middle school during the six blizzards that happened one winter.
Buffalo?
Sounds like my high school when we had 3 hurricanes in the span of 2 months. God I love living on the east coast
@howard matts i 'member
Meanwhile, several schools around here had early dismissal...for rain.
Where you live?
this guy is a living legend have to see more of him
This is absolutely correct. I’m married to an Asian. I know from experience. This is true. He told me if I ever made a turkey at Thanksgiving, he would divorce me. We’ve been married for 32 years and I have never made a turkey. He’s originally from Thailand and he can cook Thai food. That’s way better. 🥰😋
Huh, that’s a very odd reason to want to have a divorce lol
@@mrrickstur He’s got an odd sense of humor. That’s why I love him.
@@Sandi-ke9mi ah I see, that makes sense 👌
@@mrrickstur Before computers he was my spellcheck. We’ve been together for 37 years and I’ve only ever beat him at Scrabble twice. The last time, he asked me, “are you sure you added right?” Lol. He probably speaks English more correctly than I do, and he can even diagram a sentence. I hope you know he was joking about the turkey thing. It also should be noted that I am a terrible cook. 😉💕
@@Sandi-ke9mi I actually didn’t know the Turkey joke was a joke at first, but now I know lol👌It’s great that you two have been together for 37 years too
When he said “F**k Turkeys it’s Dry” definitely felt that. Got my vote
Erdogan is very upset to hear that
I felt, 'Thanksgiving means nothing to me!'
Turkey really is just a terrible meat.
just another meat to stir fry with rice lol
@@NJIT22 lol
I know why there was never an asian president.
"You found work yet?"
"Yes mom"
"What you job is?"
"President"
"Why you no doctor?! You a failure. Come back to me when you a doctor!"
plot twist: he's the president of the national doctors association
@@saikatdominicgregory9157 Bahahahahaha. That got me!
It is funny because it is true.
😂😂😂😂
Ha. Family guy reference. Nice.
"Thanksgiving means nothing to me" as an Asian.. I felt that on spiritual level..
I love the live long and prosper hand sign 😂... plus, I agree... we need an Asian president.
I understand the laughter , the applause for the good jokes! But damn, some ppl there we’re cheering like the man was on a campaign for real! 😂😂
That's how it is with these types of comedians, like Trevor Noah. They say stuff that's actually true and stuff like that and it gets people going :P
Remember how batshit those other crowds went for "lock her up!" and "build that wall!"? No wonder _this_ crowd went nuts for a guy actually talking sense. xD
I think that's just American audiences, check out Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies or even an Apple conference, Comic-Con, MCU slate reveal or E3 reveals and people are losing their shit at every line.
@@danhodson7187 thats bc these people are all there for that specific event, and already have an interest in the person or the reveal that’s there. that’s why it’s funny and exciting to them, doesn’t have much to do with american audiences
I was cheering and I'm a white guy
“Thanksgiving means nothing to me” 🤣
Probably because the turkey is too dry
The way he delivers it ... pure gold.
Sadly I can relate to this sentiment….😔. My wife is constantly amazed that I do not remember to celebrate holidays, including birthdays. She asked why and had to remind her I’m a first generation immigrant who worked in his parents convenience store which was open 7 days a week, 15 hours a day regardless of holidays…..😅😅😅
Nor do American or European lives. Hence they deliberately let international flights continue out of Wuhan while shutting down domestic flights. HA HA what a funny joke.
Ran out of dogs
Japanese woman in charge, Morgan Freeman as VP and Denzel as press secretary would be my shit.
And every time you heard "my man", that probably meant that reporter had just said something royally stupid and was about to be verbally obliterated.
Aw you cut away the best part at the end where he tells the Asian kid that now he doesn't have to be just a neurosurgeon anymore. That part is the best! LOL
”We don’t shut down for anything” yup, back during the 92 LA riots the asian store owners used to lay on top of their roofs with sniper rifles to keep looters out. They don’t give a shit about anything as long as business keeps going lmao
That shit was badass
Rooftop Koreans
@@ihatepokemonthings south korea is a us lapdog, China is the 2nd largest economy in the world, a prosperous country to the point where it's considered as a "threat"
@@ihatepokemonthings Korea is a part of Asia.
@@ihatepokemonthings please read the whole history before you give such a comment
"That's fucked! Do your f'ing job. Starts slapping people in the face." Lmfao!
And if they still stubborn, takes out the slipper
Every tiranny starts as a comedy.
So many times I would have liked to slap the lazy, whiney, person on my team.
@ Ç Jenkins
US: Genoside detected!
My Asian parents work seven days a week. Makes me think of my 5 days of school every week isn’t such a big deal compared to them.
They are very hard workers. I can totally get onboard with this. 👍
"WE DONT SHUT DOWN FOR ANYTHING" 😂😂
Thanksgiving means nothing to me 🤣
Except Chinese New Year!
@@nasheedibrahim I died! 😂😂😂😂
@@matshadi1999 Nope. Chinese restaurants are still open for that
Lockdowners: REEEEEEEEE
“TURKEY IS DRY” I felt that on another level
💯
Good turkey is not dry yumyumyum
Cuz a lot of people make it like shit. It's not supposed to be dry
If you can't cook
@Dapper Canuck You’re soo funny, bruh covid was mutated in a lab, its that obvious... Wdym bat soup ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
The Fed Budget math would all balance quickly, that's for sure. LOL
Absolutely! America needs a dose of this!
“We’ll work while you eat” sounds like a campaign slogan to me~ 😂
Right? And the rest of us could enjoy Thanksgiving again cus when everything is fixed you wouldn't have to worry about arguing politics with your conservative uncle or your liberal aunt!
I used to order food from the same Chinese dude for years. There was an ice storm one day and, although I felt bad, I still ordered food. He still showed up in 10 minutes. My wife says to him that she couldn't believe he was driving around in this. He goes, it's okay I have SUV.
I remember being dumbfounded when in the middle of a crisis there was a bill on the floor and Congress just went home for their scheduled 3 week break. Not a holiday, not a shut down, just time off while their constituents suffered.
Like, wtf?? You have one job. You can't just leave in the middle of it.
@Eight Francs This.....There should be 300+ million lawsuits against all politicians....They all need to be in jail
@Eight Francs This is very true. People only get involved when it's time to vote for the president, like that's the only position that matters.
@Miller Time Great advice. I'm definitely more invested now.
@Miller Time Agreed, the first step is stopping destructive bills, blocking the big corporations.
You stay safe too.
@@ryanperrault8174 nem
this guy has me in tears!
Yep, let’s elect an Asian president! 👏👏👏😂😂😂
If Yang woulda used Ronny as his Anger Management Translator at every rally he woulda won the election
Haha! Andrew Yang would be President for sure.😄
This!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed too hard at this
#yanggang
Ew no. Fuck that apartheid supporter
I have a Filipino coworker and she’s 70 years old, works two jobs and almost never takes the day off. She also scares the shit out of me LOL.
Tell your coworker, "magpahinga ka naman po. Baka mapunta lang sa ospital kinikita mo." 😂
Asian women old enough to be your grandmother are generally the most sweet/terrifying people out there.
Sounds like a typical Filipino grandmother. My paternal grandmother had the same vibe. Sweet on the outside, but if she saw you cry, she’d tell you to stop crying and beat the shit out of whoever made you cry. Hell, she even told my older sister, who was still in grade school, to use her metal lunch box on the bully. My grandmother was in her 80’s when she said that, and even in age, you can’t scam money off of her.
My Filipino grandfather kept working till he suffered 2 strokes and was diagnosed with colon cancer (that he eventually beat the living shit out of with a metaphorical slipper). Only reason why he retired at the age of 75.
Keeping that active will probably keep her going
As an asian we work during typhoon,flood, earthquake, holidays weekends 😂😂😂😂 and then our counter country CANT GO TO WORK DUE TO SNOW 😂😂😂😂😂
I was called a chink so was my littles my kind we need too stand up and fight don’t let anybody put u guys down 😭😭😭 love u all
When he said "man or woman" he sounded exactly like the mayor from the simpsons.
Frfr🤣
Omg 🤣 yes!!!
I had Asian bosses. The grandpa would stand at the door to greet the employees, one min late he points at his watch and the employee, “You late! It’s 4pm, you should be taking orders now, not walking in! Be consistent, time is money!!”. He taught me not to waste money, keep track of your inventory and time management. 🤓
Good attitude. It’s true. Discipline is king. Learning from harsh taskmasters, with the right attitude, is basically weaponizing your resume and future - nothing stops you. Most people can’t take it though. They think their bosses have to be their friends. Fuk that. Make your own friends on your own time. You work for bosses who know their shit and can teach you something so you can make yourself better. If you happen to get along that’s just a bonus, but completely unnecessary. People don’t get that though, most think it should be the other way around, boss needs to be friend first then about work. But that’s messed up.
In some cultures, if you show up on time, you're seen as a wannabe bootlicker. Normal people decide to get up and get ready for work at the "start time" 😅
@@yuki-sakurakawa I’m always 15 minutes early for all my appointments and even for a week since I was 12. Most likely due to my OCD.😂
Ronny Chieng for president, please.
DO YOU FUCKING JOB! Slapping people… in the face. LOL
Andrew yang should've used the “no agenda, pure logic” slogan
Oh man, talk about a guy with some real nuanced ideas. We have to get someone that has some real ideas on how to solve problems.
@Dapper Canuck 99% of politicians have an agenda.
He supports UBI, literally just an agenda not based on logic.
@Dapper Canuck I would not compare Trump to anyone with nuanced ideas. I have some fundamental disagreements with Andrew Yang and frankly disagree with his ideas on a Universal Basic Income. However, the republican party had no one better than Donald Trump, who advocates for extremism to nearly the fullest extent on the right. So, naturally, the left won and we're stuck with Joe Biden instead of someone like Yang or Tulsi Gabbard. Of course, it extends further back to the Bush administration in many ways, but a center left or center right candidate with some of their own ideas would have been a real breath of fresh air.
Yeah that would have been perfect!
The thing is even though it's a comedy bit, it's absolutely true 😂
yup thats how they got the ccp XD
comedy is TRUE ! When it is good ! Otherwise it's called "clownery"
Comedy is not funny if it isn't true.
That's why Comedians are a good resource for news. They have to be correct to make it funny.
Lies are never funny. Only the truth.
@@mbrightster so why no reference to the ccp? They are the most efficient workers in Asia
That's why it's funny
"We don't shut down for anything..."
Holyshit 😅
Ronny is awesome. And he’s right ! As a Mexican American from So Cal I have much respect for my Asian brothers and sisters
“We don’t shut down for thanksgiving. Or Xmas. We don’t do holidays.”
Asian work ethic in government 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽💯💯💜💜
Until you get Chinese New Year and everything shuts down for a month.
@@TacoMonster4eva You do know Chinese doesn’t make up the entire Asian demographic right?
@@CH-gt4nj "So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"
"I'm Laotian!"
". . . So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"
@@CH-gt4nj You realize Chinese make up the _majority_ of the Asian demographic, right?
@@UnprofessionalProfessor and Indians makes up a close second of 1.36 billion in the Asian demographic while the Chinese has 1.39 billion, does that make the Indians any less of a representative for the Asian community? Does that mean we aren’t giving out holidays for Indian festive?
Y’all western people will never understand that Asian people isn’t just Chinese, Japanese and Koreans. There’s also West and Central Asians like people from Iraq and Iran, bet you didn’t even know that.
“Vote for the Asians we’ll work while your eating” I’m sold !
Hahaha
Me too as long as he or she is better than the presidents we have been have everything in one way or another has been going down hill since Obama. We have been getting nothing but bad options in every party since Obama. Why does American a superpower keep getting bad presidents. There are countless things that need work in our country. Our economy, prison, laws we still have a lot of stupid laws though most of them are not brought to court but still, there should be laws for all different situations, pay gap, health care, insurance, minimum wage should be raised because the cost of living just keeps getting higher, human trafficking, the cost of home have gotten way too high, adopting a kid costs way too much to the point most people can’t even afford to adopt, foster care, and more.
@@alyssaharriman8446 president quality has been going downhill since Washington
@@Neil-de1fh he's not exactly wrong, the moment Washington left we immediately ignored his advice and formed political parties
There's a ton of talent out there... I'm surprised that no one has embraced a asian american for the highest office in the land. African American man here and I can't believe it.
Ronny is a comedic gem.
I live in California in construction related industry, and we do work in various parts of the world. We were doing our project in Korea. We had permit requested for same sort of job here in LA...it took us about 2 months. Over in Asia meanwhile, the permit and government process took less than 3 days - and they were updating us on our mobile phone of the status.
That's Asian culture Efficiency for ya... Bring that here ffs! Over in Taiwan, I know expats who got complete whole body health exams complete body systems tests (GI, cardiovascular, endocrine, etc. lab work, imaging, etc.) ALL done on the same day! Super Fast Efficient not to mention high level standard medical care. I've been to their hospitals so I've seen the efficiency myself...unbelievable. Also my aunt applied for passport and got it same day over there...paperwork was done & over the same day!
Damn, that’s awesome. How tf do we ever get to that? The US is so far behind, do people still honestly believe we are #1?
@@Disimba By getting rid of inefficient Bureaucracy & inefficient endless paperwork....and working smart & flexibly (using their brains) like they do. They use paperwork over there too but much more convenient and concise over there...very efficient. US is still #1 in many areas thanks to predecesors achievements/foundations but steadily declining and falling behind in many other areas as well. Remember tho Taiwan was the first to warn the world of C-virus from China when WHO and everyone were denying it and took early smart & efficient precautions via smart early tracking...nipped it in the bud...and they sucessfully prevented a pandemic over their country and never had to even shut down. I swear, Taiwan is so conveniently efficient sometimes...one of my friends over there stopped by a bank, put in her budget balance book of expenses into a machine slot and it typed out all of her recent expences and balance for her lol. But then again ppl over there work a lot too. Small land/space and high housing costs, more so with China buying properties over there.
@@c.s.70 it’s the consistency and maybe not as much self pride? And team working is what I’ve noticed as well. Different goals and morals. Wild about Taiwan, I could be incorrect but that’s where they were having protests 2 years ago? Or that was the start of it because of a murder? Damn I need to update myself. Hopefully they can remain independent, I’ve heard China is buying up land in N.America like no ones business
@@Disimba I think it's getting rid of stupid retrictive inefficient rules. Maybe you're thinking of Hong Kong? But yeah Taiwan is in a similar difficult situation with China claiming Taiwan is China's but Taiwan maintains they are their own sovereign Democracy. They have mandatory military training for guys over there as they always have to be prepared for conflicts or potential war with China. But unless USA backs them up I don't think they stand a chance in terms of manpower and weaponry. I'm an Independent, but from what I heard they felt safer with Trump as President and not as safe with Biden being President, Biden who's as corrupt as they come and in bed with China. I mean yeah, you'd think it's hard for our generation to own home...it's nothing compared to what the young generation over in Taiwan have to deal with in terms of price and scarcity. From what I heard, this father was telling me and lamenting that for their kids to buy a home he said they could work 30 years and save all that money and still not able to buy a home, which is why parents over there plan to leave their apartment/property for their children. He said price and limited supply with buyers from China driving the price up making it even more difficult. Actually, many if not most adult children over there live with their parents and/or grandparents. From what they told me, that's how it's been...
"Thanksgiving means NOTHING to me.."
I legit laughed out loud at that.
I'm not American and I laughed out loud too XD
If Thanksgiving means nothing to the person running for president they are in the wrong country.
@@fenriswhispers Are you that thick 😆
@@Larryandhisbelts thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
I used to order food from the same Chinese dude for years. There was an ice storm one day and, although I felt bad, I still ordered food. He still showed up in 10 minutes. My wife says to him that she couldn't believe he was driving around in this. He goes, it's okay I have SUV.
During a hurricane one time, the only restaurant open was a Chinese restaurant. They just weren’t delivering, so we drove to pick up our food and we weren’t the only ones getting food.🤣
That’s a slogan right there vote for putting a beer we work while you’re eating
“No agenda pure logic” is the best slogan I have ever heard 😭😭😭😭😭
Tell that to the poor people of North Korea 🇰🇵
@@andrewtodaro2874 Are you that dumb to apply this to some extreme Asian country?
How can you not have an agenda? Thats retarded and impossible
@shruti ss They can all be extreme to you cos you have never been to any.
@@andrewtodaro2874 What about South Korea?
"We don't care. We just want things to work."
Would be an awesome slogan.
PssshhhKkkkk
@@gid519 it is in China😂
@@ihatepokemonthings did your iphone break in a week?
@@ihatepokemonthings Your ignorance lasts forever.
Lmao @ the Thanksgiving joke 🤣😆😂
"I'd rather fix healthcare than eat turkey." lmao, this guy is hilarious
“We don’t shutdown for anything.” Absolute facts. My parents are like break? What your leg? Me no, I mean time off. Then I got hit by the wooden spoon 😂
@Lightning Gamer FINALLY! I found my long lost brother! 😂😄😂😂
@@nanarose8537 😂😂
Really? except for Lunar New Years for like A WEEK!!!! and Ancestor Tomb Sweeping Day!!!
my mom broke so many wooden spoons on me she switched to red plastic. it was forever called 'the big red spoon' and didnt break for something like 15 years
Except for "covid"
the sheer Energy of
"Thanksgiving means *NOTHING* to me!"
Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂
SAME
because it means nothing to me either
Thanks! Oh never mind, just forget what I said.
@@icantthinkrn because you're a minimum wage clown
@@dextermorgan2117 It's because I'm neither American nor Christian you idiot. Now run along
Okay, Ronnie, you sold me. Asian for President!!
Here I am on Thanksgiving waiting for Monday to come so I can go back to work.
He is spot on - about Asians... I lived in Berkeley Cal. I loved working with Asians, from India or China - they worked during my holidays and I worked during theirs - now that was harmony and equality at its finest... Hahaha it really was....
The beauty of multi-racial.
Chinese do stop working during holidays, and we have quite a lot. As we are often minority, those holidays are not official (thus still have to work).
Chinese being impartial, pure logic is pure sterotype. 'Romance of the Three Kingdom' has so much resonance is telltale sign. Power corrupts the Chinese just as easily.
Nah it’s a joke. Don’t be soft on them or they’ll take over your stuff and take your stuff it’s nature of all living things.
Wow I didn’t know Sammy Sosa lived in Berkeley
We have some Chinese suppliers... They shut down for two weeks around Chinese New Years and won’t answer the phone/ship anything/etc, they are completely gone. But our customers don’t know that because we have inventory to hold us over. Where as when our customers call us between Christmas and New Years, we answer the phone and are polite but make up some excuse about “how we won’t be able to ship it for a few days cause of weather/inventory/etc,” but the truth is that the entire office is out and we just routed the calls to someone’s cell phone. In there is a real difference? Not really...
Actually we're all ninjas so you don't see us working on our holidays.
They're still working. You just didn't see them.
When was the last time you ever saw a sign that said "Sorry, due to staff shortages we are closed" on any Asian restaurant?
That is because most of Asian restaurants are family owned.
Last Asian place I ate at was staffed entirely by Hispanic people.
No, but they do close due to health and safety violations sometimes
@@Skenja the two hardest working ethnicities 💪 on that sigma grindset
Never !
“We’ll work while you’re eating” is a whole campaign slogan.
I gotta say, I totally agree.
I did my best to support Asian restaurants in 2020 with my gig delivery thingy ... The food gets done ON TIME and I GOT TIPPED WELL as a result. 👍
As an immigrant whose parents run an Asian restaurant, thank you guys so much and I hope we also get to a point where delivery workers are also treated well.
Really really thankful for these guys for saving my a$s when I rarely feel like cooking after working from home all day
I support this message 💯
ay boye i like watchin ur vids u perv
👍👍👍
So Asians need the systems developed by the US to prosper!
You support unhappiness this mans a slave for his dollars and you eating this up just shows how ready you are to have a man talk down to you while you serve him 😂 everything he talks about has nothing to Do with happiness. Freedom doesn’t come from money it comes from being self efficient. By self efficient I mean growing your own food feeding your animals ect. Everything you can do for yourself but you guys are so ready to go serve other men it’s embarrassing. 😂
Governing based on logic and results instead of agendas makes sense, but that has nothing to do with being Asian or not. All I have to do is look over at Asia to see where I don't want to be, and I should know because I emigrated from Asia to the US! Japan and South Korea specifically seem nice, but that is at least partially the result of American influence. What we need here now is real Americans--of any race, I don't care--in government instead of all the wannabe authoritarian commies there now.
This guy is actually amazing. Never heard of him until now.
Very original 🤣 Good material !!
"WILL WORK, WHILE YOU EAT." That's a winning slogan in America.
This is almost not comedy.. this is just straight facts.
Exactly. Dude didn't even try to make me laugh once.
The reason I was laughing 😆
@@thePlayer787 I think you missed part of it then.
Joke Xiden is CCP... So basically we have an Asian for president.
@@watching99134 The only funny part of the bit was his accent, which he gets no credit for because it's just his regular speaking voice.
Addendum: The Asian presidential candidate has to be from a humble shanty hut by the sea, a rice-growing community in the mountains, or the wet market. As a Filipino, those people get sh*t done faster than the people in our govt. 😅
Come on Ronny - put some more good stuff out there! Keep ‘em coming.
Now thats a golden sentence
No agenda, just logic. Got my vote