Shit Duncan Says

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Komentáře • 263

  • @highlanderyt1274
    @highlanderyt1274 Před 5 lety +1138

    Great video but you missed this gem:
    Sips: “I like my women like I like my guns...”
    Duncan: “Full of Bullets.”

    • @gerudah
      @gerudah Před 5 lety +8

      Hahaha what's that from

    • @highlanderyt1274
      @highlanderyt1274 Před 5 lety +25

      Found it czcams.com/video/w2HJC01fEkQ/video.html go like 12 minutes in

    • @tehtnaz
      @tehtnaz Před 3 lety +3

      lol this just got mentioned in the one quote for every yoga cast video

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer Před 3 lety +3

      @@highlanderyt1274 12:04 to be precise

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc Před 9 měsíci

      @@gerudah
      From one episode of Duncan's Factorio when Sips joined them for a bit.

  • @dermathze700
    @dermathze700 Před 5 lety +793

    I think I lost my entire 10 years of English knowledge while listening to Duncan ramble in Open TTD.

    • @sind4953
      @sind4953 Před 5 lety +5

      how many years do you have left

    • @Poud2
      @Poud2 Před 5 lety +3

      liek sambeordfee notice he said his entire ten years

    • @teunw6699
      @teunw6699 Před 5 lety +18

      Jakob Aylesbury that guy lost his knowledge too

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 Před 4 lety

      Let remind you that he went and graduated college

  • @LifeOfDubstep
    @LifeOfDubstep Před 5 lety +1222

    Duncan has been a solid yogs member for so so long.

    • @moonjunk9054
      @moonjunk9054 Před 5 lety +113

      Good thing, too, liquid members are so boring to watch

    • @Blaas123
      @Blaas123 Před 5 lety +58

      @@lunal2433 Like Caff, just pure white liquid. Was never funny anyhow.

    • @TroyEdkins
      @TroyEdkins Před 5 lety +25

      Really do love a solid member

    • @Effect_____
      @Effect_____ Před 5 lety +11

      @@Blaas123 caff isnt in the yogs anymore he got done for sexually harrassing women

    • @Blaas123
      @Blaas123 Před 5 lety +19

      @@Effect_____ That's the joke...

  • @thdwight04
    @thdwight04 Před 5 lety +757

    Duncan is honestly the most underappreciated of the yogs

    • @firefistx7477
      @firefistx7477 Před 5 lety +57

      Him and sjin tho still both consistently loved

    • @andyman4416
      @andyman4416 Před 5 lety +1

      So true!!

    • @internetonsetadd
      @internetonsetadd Před 5 lety +4

      I want to be his best friend and braid his hair.

    • @freakyskull516
      @freakyskull516 Před 5 lety +3

      been my favorite yog for years now.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Před 5 lety +3

      Good thing he is past his "sometimes annoying" phase

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal Před 5 lety +334

    Duncan "Literally Hitler" Jones

  • @sirgwan5768
    @sirgwan5768 Před 5 lety +385

    I sometimes feel like Duncan is on par with Lewis' oddness sometimes
    Edit: I actually believed Duncan's testicle parasite story and you have no idea how many times I googled it

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Před 5 lety +14

      Excuse me, what the fuck
      Now I cannot unsee it

    • @arnust7113
      @arnust7113 Před 5 lety +16

      He’s not really accurate but that *is* a thing. It just doesn’t eat testicles, it literally blows them away and replaces them with it’s own genitalia, then controls the host into spreading it. It’s called the Sacculina.

    • @sirgwan5768
      @sirgwan5768 Před 5 lety +4

      @@arnust7113 don't... don't do that. Don't give me hope

  • @Sophice
    @Sophice Před 5 lety +193

    oh the helidepot clip is so funny i forgot about that till now

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Před 5 lety +5

      "Helay-depo"

    • @KevanTess
      @KevanTess Před 5 lety +3

      he-li-de-pot

    • @devilvocano420
      @devilvocano420 Před 5 lety

      @@GewelReal hi jewel tick

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Před 5 lety

      @@devilvocano420 reee

    • @JamesHuggett_
      @JamesHuggett_ Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@KevanTessApparently the way you wrote that means I can in another language. I don't know which though.

  • @sammy3212321
    @sammy3212321 Před 5 lety +270

    This video convinced me Duncan is funny

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil Před 5 lety +18

      I had almost forgotten. Druncan is particularly hilarious.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine Před 5 lety +1

      Same here

    • @nandimoozle703
      @nandimoozle703 Před 4 lety +18

      Nobody appreciates him but he holds a lot of series together

    • @diablofrag2177
      @diablofrag2177 Před 4 lety +5

      @@nandimoozle703 The problem there is that it's been said many times that he'll drop a series or similar pieces of content because they don't get enough views, and we all know what that means :/

  • @natashaohern564
    @natashaohern564 Před 5 lety +186

    I would LOVE to see “Shit Rythian Says.” Guys got some truly magnificent lines.

  • @ReeceLavellan
    @ReeceLavellan Před 5 lety +61

    I love Duncan. He’s been my top Yog (alongside the original duo) for a long long time. He’s sadly under appreciated and hated on, but I think he’s funny, smart, and just a really nice guy

    • @burgerkiller4438
      @burgerkiller4438 Před 5 lety +1

      Ben best boi
      Lee lew second boi
      Rythian third boi
      Duncan first blonde bitch

  • @DarthChief1995
    @DarthChief1995 Před 5 lety +15

    "I have a tofu cock" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard XD

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread Před 5 lety +16

    Oh man, I'd forgotten about "IT'S SOMEONE ELSE"

  • @Gooberpatrol66
    @Gooberpatrol66 Před 5 lety +6

    "I can't put Theresa May in the gulag."
    "Gulag that bitch."
    Commissar Duncan Jones, hero of the people.

  • @strongraider1014
    @strongraider1014 Před 5 lety +11

    “Say what you want about Hitler, but he was a good leader”
    Lmfao

  • @SquidgyWobble
    @SquidgyWobble Před 5 lety +35

    "If you are what you eat, then i'm your mum." lmfao.

    • @seabornebook
      @seabornebook Před 4 lety +6

      “Got my foot on the gas and my finger in my ass”

  • @sapprine4534
    @sapprine4534 Před 4 lety +5

    "If you are what you eat, then...
    *I'm your mum.* "

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Před 5 lety +13

    11:14 ..sounds like dunc would make a good Evil genious to be honest ,and all knows the true hero of a story is a well written Villan.

  • @effortlessproductions
    @effortlessproductions Před 5 lety +5

    “8 for 8 let’s flip a coin” *UN has left the chat*

  • @firefistx7477
    @firefistx7477 Před 5 lety +6

    Drunk duncan is halirious

  • @pdbyrns
    @pdbyrns Před 5 lety +15

    Just what I need to make my day better

  • @CapemanProducti0ns
    @CapemanProducti0ns Před 5 lety +148

    Duncan is the Yog I've always related to the most, he's the quietest of them all and only speaks to either rant, roast and shoot straight up FACTS!
    He's also the only one that bothers to study the game's wiki and always experiments before going head on. Go subscribe to the smartest Yog.

    • @panner11
      @panner11 Před 5 lety +34

      Quiet? Facts? What? Duncan? Seeds?

    • @marshallbowdrie8562
      @marshallbowdrie8562 Před 5 lety +5

      Sooo, the biggest tryhard?

    • @realfangplays
      @realfangplays Před 5 lety +13

      @@marshallbowdrie8562 someone has to be

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 Před 5 lety +7

      Marshall Bowdrie To balance out all the other Yogs

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Před 5 lety +1

      "study game's wiki"
      You haven't seen his Minecraft vids in the last years or so then

  • @panner11
    @panner11 Před 5 lety +20

    Now I wanna know the TTT episode where he says "shoot the ones that are running, and black, and not holding guns" lmao

    • @HelloThere69
      @HelloThere69 Před 5 lety +2

      It's from the NEW ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TTT episode

  • @liamwood4331
    @liamwood4331 Před 5 lety +117

    “shoot people that are running black and not holding guns”. this is why police brutality is a thing😂

  • @LonyTopez
    @LonyTopez Před rokem +2

    We need another Duncan says montages please

  • @thysponge55
    @thysponge55 Před 5 lety +8

    The firehose joke made me do a spittake, I wasn’t ready for that one Duncan

  • @FiaraGC
    @FiaraGC Před 5 lety +9

    This is absolute GOLD! Probably the BEST compilation of 'shit someone says' you've ever done.
    [edit] 10:37 Lewis and Sjin looking at each other like 'wtf?!'

  • @fabiansw8
    @fabiansw8 Před 5 lety +4

    this is the original mad cat

  • @mr.incognito9100
    @mr.incognito9100 Před 5 lety +6

    You forgot "Wood stinks sticks sticks sticks string string sticks sticks string sticks sticks string string"

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster Před 5 lety +3

    “Helaydipot” - Duncan

  • @jamesbelton467
    @jamesbelton467 Před 5 lety +3

    This is amazing I could honestly watch this for ages

  • @NetworKrakle
    @NetworKrakle Před 5 lety +42

    You know, i’d like to see a Sjin laughing compilation. Only because i’ve never heard him laugh quite so much as he did there at 7:45. That has hilarious! I was dying!

  • @MrRyu0007
    @MrRyu0007 Před 5 lety +7

    I'd like to see a compilation of duncan contradicting himself regarding Traitor RDM

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela Před 4 lety +5

    Love Duncan so much ❤️

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 Před 4 lety +3

    "Yoshi's willie world" i'm dead

  • @OSCARMlLDE
    @OSCARMlLDE Před 4 lety +2

    Duncan has such a strange place in the yogscast these days, it was delightful to remember what place he likes to occupy in banter

  • @MizuhoChan
    @MizuhoChan Před 5 lety +6

    Oh god, I remember the helidepot. HELL AYE DA POT.

  • @Collisto2435
    @Collisto2435 Před 5 lety +75

    Ok but 'How many miles is.. space?'
    Is a legit question
    Like come on
    How many miles is it?

    • @fonk7661
      @fonk7661 Před 5 lety +7

      Atleast 3

    • @tonk3878
      @tonk3878 Před 4 lety +1

      @@fonk7661 What is this? A universe for ants?! It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok Před 4 lety

      Like White Zombie asked "how high is up?"

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman Před 5 lety +1

    Was not anticipating this, but thoroughly enjoyed it

  • @midnightproductions3442
    @midnightproductions3442 Před 5 lety +2

    We need more of these

  • @ShaneOfThrones
    @ShaneOfThrones Před 5 lety +3

    Duncan might be my favorite Yog.

  • @yaboigavin13
    @yaboigavin13 Před 5 lety +2

    This is why we love Duncan

  • @IcepersonYT
    @IcepersonYT Před 2 lety +2

    Man, so many of these were so wry and quick I had to replay them 2-3 times to really let it wash over me. Also makes me realize how much Duncan has mellowed out(not that that is a bad thing).

  • @vineveer4358
    @vineveer4358 Před 5 lety +4

    I haven't seen a Drakon Astron recommendation from CZcams in a long time.
    *que ben kenobi flashbacks*

  • @fluxyterminator6508
    @fluxyterminator6508 Před 5 lety +2

    “Had a shandy and um...
    Steal from your parents”

  • @pixelplays1877
    @pixelplays1877 Před rokem +1

    God I fucking love Duncan

  • @shooty22
    @shooty22 Před 4 lety +2

    I really thought the "shit sips says" would be my favorite but this took the cake i rewatch it all the time it's too funny

  • @htasul
    @htasul Před 5 lety +4

    I think the reveal of Doncon might be in my top 10 Yogscast moments. I even have the Doncon T-shirt haha

  • @venomouscrystal6787
    @venomouscrystal6787 Před rokem +1

    Can we get a new one of this . Much love

  • @TheBearwithaBeard
    @TheBearwithaBeard Před 5 lety +2

    This is the Yogscast. I love the Yogscast.

  • @MrOlympuse410
    @MrOlympuse410 Před rokem +1

    One of my more recent favourites was him, ravs, boba and ped discussing if children popped out of semen like popcorn.
    Duncan: oh god imagine, you'd have to carry a gun around with you all the time

  • @boomslang3946
    @boomslang3946 Před 4 lety +1

    usual Duncan is quite tame i thought but this reminds me that on occasion he's almost as loose as lewis

  • @jamesbowen1926
    @jamesbowen1926 Před 4 lety

    He is the only channel I watch frequently lol so I loved all of those

  • @catinsoup
    @catinsoup Před 5 lety +1

    “Oh I don’t want to go in there.. it looks like heaven”

  • @panner11
    @panner11 Před 5 lety +1

    Omg this is so different from normal Duncan hilarious

  • @RubelliteFae
    @RubelliteFae Před 2 lety

    I should not have watched this while waiting in the airport. The laughter cannot be stifled

  • @rreeeekk
    @rreeeekk Před 5 lety +5

    I'm glad no one has the ability to make one of these about my life

  • @rohanlippmann7474
    @rohanlippmann7474 Před 5 lety

    This is hands down the funniest video ive ever seen

  • @Half_Finis
    @Half_Finis Před 5 lety

    magnum got bitches and nothing left to loose

  • @freakyskull516
    @freakyskull516 Před 5 lety +2

    DAMMIT DRUNKAN!!!
    you are still my favorite yog...

  • @ffionroberts2778
    @ffionroberts2778 Před 5 lety +6

    Madcat: am I a joke to you?

  • @leemon2677
    @leemon2677 Před 5 lety +2

    I love Drunkan

  • @teddypicklereichroosevelt

    The Yoshis Willy World one has me dying.

  • @thetattiescones6633
    @thetattiescones6633 Před 5 lety +1

    and this kids is the effects of weed

  • @dororo101
    @dororo101 Před 4 lety +1

    “Shoot people who are like running and black and not holding guns.” Too real

  • @Madman3721
    @Madman3721 Před 5 lety +2

    Caff said a few of these things to the wrong girl..

  • @EmpereurNapoleonex
    @EmpereurNapoleonex Před 5 lety

    something i didn't know I wanted

  • @jada7109
    @jada7109 Před 4 lety

    The level of drunk at the jj2015 ttd stream is amazing

  • @pougfifty6463
    @pougfifty6463 Před 4 lety

    watching this on half speed is way funnier

  • @dethicusm
    @dethicusm Před 4 lety

    4:10 literally made me spit my coffee everywhere 🤣🤣👌

  • @thisconnectd
    @thisconnectd Před 5 lety +2

    2:03 my god they were so much more drunk in 2015

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal Před 4 lety

    I am rewatching it again and 4:07 caught me off guard soo much!

  • @leemon2677
    @leemon2677 Před 5 lety

    Ive never laughed so much at a video

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 Před 5 lety

    I fucking love Duncan

  • @d3ckr_nexxa537
    @d3ckr_nexxa537 Před 4 lety +2

    A hole is a hole ¯\_(ಸ ‿ ಸ)_/¯

  • @mitchwilson5334
    @mitchwilson5334 Před 3 lety

    Can we get another one of these!

  • @corbin5659
    @corbin5659 Před 5 lety

    You can tell he's drunk in about half of these

  • @kaiishere016
    @kaiishere016 Před 5 lety

    I wish Lewis and Duncan still did their Crusader Kings 2 and Anno games, etc

  • @killpuddle9977
    @killpuddle9977 Před 5 lety

    Yoshi's Willy world sounds like my kind of evening

  • @adaml1867
    @adaml1867 Před 5 lety

    I don't want to go in there...it looks like heaven

  • @corndoghead1
    @corndoghead1 Před 4 lety +1

    The difference between lewis and duncan is when duncan says something weird he just plows through it and doesnt react.. and lewis always back track

  • @eclairz9275
    @eclairz9275 Před 5 lety +4

    Anyone know what “I reckon Hitler would be a great DM” is from?

  • @Jack_Dab
    @Jack_Dab Před 5 lety +1

    i need the 16 reason clip, full episode

  • @Gav803
    @Gav803 Před 5 lety

    This is the best video 😂😂😂

  • @jacrispyfriv1206
    @jacrispyfriv1206 Před 5 lety

    Sjit sjin says:just a bunch of sjin facts

  • @PTNLemay
    @PTNLemay Před 5 lety +2

    0:32
    Good effort.

  • @jayjayjayjay
    @jayjayjayjay Před 5 lety

    That was great! 😂

  • @greensun11
    @greensun11 Před 5 lety

    Beautiful

  • @AlecazamAlecazam
    @AlecazamAlecazam Před 5 lety +1

    0:43 That was unexpected lol

  • @River.s.
    @River.s. Před 4 lety

    Good ol' D O N C O N

  • @elloydsart
    @elloydsart Před 3 lety

    I love duncan so much hahaha

  • @ffionroberts2778
    @ffionroberts2778 Před 5 lety +2

    3:36 pissing myself omg

  • @sadie5621
    @sadie5621 Před 5 lety +1

    Hell I dee pot ~ helidepot 😂😂

  • @selfanothermostlikely478

    Bladder Stones

  • @geirwickstrm9162
    @geirwickstrm9162 Před 5 lety

    I had no idea

  • @peopleskarmasquad1042
    @peopleskarmasquad1042 Před 2 lety

    What the hell does this have to do with Frank Garrett and Duncan Construction?
    I call shenanigans!!

  • @vonSarno
    @vonSarno Před 5 lety

    Oh man i forgot about the minecraft series when Duncan was killed by a train ten times an episode Druids i think

    • @thehummingvixen9026
      @thehummingvixen9026 Před 5 lety

      vonSarno which episode was that?

    • @vonSarno
      @vonSarno Před 5 lety

      @@thehummingvixen9026 It was in druids downtown on Sjins channel, ten times an episode is a bit of an exaggeration. But it was like the theme of the series for Dunc to be hit by that train

    • @thehummingvixen9026
      @thehummingvixen9026 Před 5 lety

      vonSarno oh right, thanks for that, I think I missed that series but imma go back to find and watch it (aka binge tf outta it lol)

  • @masterdj6077
    @masterdj6077 Před 5 lety

    1:57
    Holy fucking shit how did I not notice that when I watched that episode.

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred Před 3 lety

    0:48 Definitely thought that was Ross at first

  • @tubbyman77
    @tubbyman77 Před 3 lety

    SHIT RYTHIAN SAYS!
    The man has some funny ass lines!

  • @Syrite
    @Syrite Před 5 lety

    The transition at 9:19 is weirdly satisfying