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  • čas přidán 19. 10. 2020
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Komentáře • 177

  • @oissela9894
    @oissela9894 Před 3 lety +628

    in the first clip seeing how much lewis didn’t expect simon to say that was amazing

    • @unknown8746
      @unknown8746 Před 3 lety +45

      No-one expected it, thats the charm of simon

    • @d36class
      @d36class Před 3 lety +21

      Same reaction as Lew lew when it happened originally lmao

    • @choco12325
      @choco12325 Před rokem

      which video is it from? i want to watch the whole thing now

  • @fatbastard91
    @fatbastard91 Před 3 lety +530

    Simon "the man of a thousand voices, all of which sound oddly similar" Lane is a treasure and we don't deserve him

  • @michaelfixedsys7463
    @michaelfixedsys7463 Před 3 lety +36

    "Half man, half dog, all man...
    Well 50% man
    Mostly man, slightly dog."

  • @Morgan_Bush
    @Morgan_Bush Před 3 lety +180

    I remember hearing "There's three people in this relationship... you, me and Jesus" on the stream and genuinely nearly dying of laughter.

  • @JupiterTheWizard
    @JupiterTheWizard Před 3 lety +466

    Simon has to objectively be the funnist person in the yogscast. Which is saying a lot.

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 Před 3 lety +11

      funniest CURRENT member for sure

    • @JupiterTheWizard
      @JupiterTheWizard Před 3 lety

      @@megazenn22 Who do you think is the funniest member of all time?

    • @IfItsNotFun
      @IfItsNotFun Před 3 lety +52

      Honestly, I agree. They are all funny, but Simon is incredibly clever and the way he can set up a joke is fantastic. Even simple things, like the joke about Gregs during the Christmas stream with mousie and Lewis was brilliant and it was just a one liner. I think that’s why I love seeing Lewis and Simon work together so much, because nobody makes Lewis laugh like Simon can

    • @humbly_bumbly4998
      @humbly_bumbly4998 Před 3 lety +19

      @@JupiterTheWizard honestly i think it would be sjin just thinking of all the dumb shit hes done including red mattering his own base

    • @JupiterTheWizard
      @JupiterTheWizard Před 3 lety +12

      @@humbly_bumbly4998 Like the "Appreciate what you what" in TTT, that still makes me laugh

  • @AntDanCast
    @AntDanCast Před 3 lety +287

    seems like simon has a fear of gay ghosts in that first clip, a sort of homophasmophobia.

    • @npc4805
      @npc4805 Před 3 lety +10

      Imagine him seeing a ghost and just staring at it but he opens his jumper and sees a gay flag so he starts screaming

    • @aquaticchaos1717
      @aquaticchaos1717 Před 3 lety +1

      Or do you think he's afraid of ghosts in general? Because boo-bies

  • @the8bitkit
    @the8bitkit Před 3 lety +148

    That first clip is honestly my favourite yogs clip of all time. Just the build up, and the explosion of laughter from Lewis who just wasn't expecting it at all... It's just perfect. Simon is an absolute treasure.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 3 lety +71

    "It's not a sex thing" is one of my fave Yogs memes. LOL
    Gosh, Simon is so funny. A treasure.

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 Před 3 lety +1

      I wish I could find the compilation of that again

  • @Radi_vvanker
    @Radi_vvanker Před 3 lety +31

    It’s art whenever he gets Lewis to laugh like that

    • @WovenSpade
      @WovenSpade Před 3 lety +5

      i love how you give no context but i know exactly what youre talking about

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi Před 2 lety +2

      The first time I saw that laugh I was concerned for Lewis's health and sanity, simultaneously

  • @dakotah4228
    @dakotah4228 Před 3 lety +30

    I fucking love the Chemistry between Lewis and Simon. They’re absolutely hilarious together and I wish the original yogscast would just make a ketchup video or something. Anyway. Thanks for all the years gentleman, and I anxiously await the next series you embark on.

    • @WovenSpade
      @WovenSpade Před 3 lety +1

      personally im a mustard fan

  • @lxmcf
    @lxmcf Před 3 lety +40

    You would think after all these years we would be able to guess what Simon if about to say but he is still as unpredictable as day one... Never change Simon

  • @Robinson_Entertainment
    @Robinson_Entertainment Před 3 lety +10

    6:10 is TO DATE my favourite clip of Simon

  • @theprovoloneman281
    @theprovoloneman281 Před 3 lety +53

    *He’s perfect*

  • @grimshockz6
    @grimshockz6 Před 3 lety +82

    Posted 1 hour ago... Im so glad even after years of gaming and vlogs people still give love to our not so bright dwarf we all love simon

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 Před 3 lety +10

      not so bright? pretty sure he studied Astrophysics irl, but he plays the fool well

    • @grimshockz6
      @grimshockz6 Před 3 lety +4

      @@idiotstupid5904 yea his big dumb brute act is hilarious

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf8198 Před 3 lety +14

    Simon is the soul of the yogscast. A great descendant and heir to the one and only Harvey J.

  • @John_Conner222
    @John_Conner222 Před 3 lety +6

    This. This is why the yogscast even exists. If it wasn't for the humor of Simon we would have never knew they even existed. He's the Robin Williams of the gaming world.

  • @gemrock8777
    @gemrock8777 Před 3 lety +26

    This man is my personal Jesus

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus Před 3 lety

      Your own...personal...Jesus?

    • @MrJakeasaur98
      @MrJakeasaur98 Před 3 lety

      @@Quantum_Magnus Simon is someone to hear your prayers, and someone who cares.

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus Před 3 lety

      @@MrJakeasaur98 Your own...personal...Jesus?

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 Před 3 lety +1

      There's three people in this relationship, you me and jesus

    • @gemrock8777
      @gemrock8777 Před 3 lety

      @@michaelfixedsys7463 cult time

  • @TheHunterofmusic
    @TheHunterofmusic Před 3 lety +5

    8:41 is my favorite bit

  • @christopheredwards8219
    @christopheredwards8219 Před 3 lety +5

    Lewis always talks about Simon talking about strange things, but then there's r/shitlewissays

  • @joshuapostill4952
    @joshuapostill4952 Před 3 lety +13

    he do be spittin straight facts tho

  • @Sagetower7
    @Sagetower7 Před 3 lety +1

    This compilation is fantastic, thank you

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 Před 3 lety +2

    I just go through the first moment and I can already tell I'm going to love this.

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 Před 3 lety +3

    I havent watched the guys in probably close to 8 year snow. But god damn Simon and Lewis chemistry is god tier.

  • @JDBD13
    @JDBD13 Před 3 lety +5

    6:01 It was a prophecy! HORNSBY BE PRAISED!

  • @hamsterpaj111
    @hamsterpaj111 Před 2 lety +1

    I remember watching yogs during cata beta and then found their podcast. ive since been a big fan. amazing yogscast has grown so big

  • @JacobBathead
    @JacobBathead Před 3 lety +9

    7:57 Spotted 👀
    honestly it was "interesting" when i showed their reaction to older relatives lmao

  • @ethan-loves
    @ethan-loves Před 3 lety +8

    Oh, this is great. Thank you.

  • @NottsAndDerbyLHG39-45
    @NottsAndDerbyLHG39-45 Před 2 lety +1

    Simon is a true National treasure, that nation being youtube.

  • @fiofofionomoto
    @fiofofionomoto Před 3 lety +4

    Bravo on the tactical cropping - great video!

  • @ChrisThrelfall
    @ChrisThrelfall Před 3 lety +5

    Simon is a national treasure!

  • @danieljackson6504
    @danieljackson6504 Před 3 lety +8

    Wow, this came up in my recommendations and i recognised the jaffa stained beard from many years past. The yogscast. I have spent many an hour listening to the ramblings of these oddfellows. So happy to hear you two again haha

  • @gajbooks
    @gajbooks Před 3 lety +21

    Next idea: Frank Herbert's Dune

  • @txfan100
    @txfan100 Před 3 lety

    I forget how much i enjoy yogscast sometimes

  • @Backgr0und21
    @Backgr0und21 Před 3 lety

    Simon is completely mad and I love it😂

  • @handsomecaveman
    @handsomecaveman Před 3 lety +13

    I sorely miss the recording of that Jingle Jam steam with Lewis Simon and Mousie. The entire evening was basically peak Yogscast. And Drakon Astron didn't even have to include Simon's joke about Gregg's there was so much good stuff in there.

    • @finleyjennings6051
      @finleyjennings6051 Před 3 lety +7

      Honestly the biggest casualty from the copyright storm.

    • @DrakonAstron
      @DrakonAstron  Před 3 lety +13

      That was one of my favourite streams. I'm 99% sure the clips in this video are sadly all I have left from it as they've been on my pc since 2017. I unfortunately don't have the Gregg's joke. :(

  • @Zyrdalf
    @Zyrdalf Před 3 lety

    The bee clip was the first Yogscast video I ever watched

  • @LonyTopez
    @LonyTopez Před rokem

    Simon is a treasure who must be protected.

  • @JEZZE4322
    @JEZZE4322 Před 2 lety

    Genuinely one of the funniest people on earth

  • @dermathze700
    @dermathze700 Před 3 lety +87

    Knowing the original clips, I appreciate the effort of actually redacting the redacted people.

    • @finleyjennings6051
      @finleyjennings6051 Před 3 lety +11

      It's in his best interest, he has others mistakes to learn from.

    • @murpaderp8461
      @murpaderp8461 Před 3 lety +3

      I, too, appreciate the effort.

    • @inwhichidie7171
      @inwhichidie7171 Před 3 lety +5

      I know some people probably don’t like it, but I really appreciate it. Seeing them just makes me really sad

    • @Jash0192
      @Jash0192 Před 3 lety

      What is referring to?

    • @inwhichidie7171
      @inwhichidie7171 Před 3 lety

      @@Jash0192 turps, sjin and caff were all kicked out of yogs for messaging fans about sex (some of them underaged) and using their position to try and get fans to send pics and stuff. They also apparently harassed some of the female employees and members of yogs.

  • @Scio_
    @Scio_ Před 3 lety +1

    Humor incarnate

  • @crethe8926
    @crethe8926 Před 2 lety

    “IM DEAD IM PLAYING WITH MYSELF” Lewis Brindley

  • @thisnamesucks1197
    @thisnamesucks1197 Před 3 lety +35

    Oh gee I wonder why a lot of the clips are zoomed in. I hope one of his friends didn't do some irreparable things

    • @emmetkennedy1812
      @emmetkennedy1812 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh me too

    • @JohnyFirst
      @JohnyFirst Před 3 lety +8

      Oh that's sad... it's like when you photoshop out people from picture :(

    • @RomeoAirsoft
      @RomeoAirsoft Před 3 lety +3

      That’s what the yogs require nowadays. Can’t have any disliked people in the videos otherwise they’ll get yeeted from the yogscast 😒

    • @islanddryad
      @islanddryad Před 3 lety +4

      @@RomeoAirsoft and rightfully so. I’d yeet them too if my catapult wasn’t getting fixed

  • @q-fesh3498
    @q-fesh3498 Před 2 lety

    I love Simon.

  • @murpaderp8461
    @murpaderp8461 Před 3 lety +1

    Good stuff

  • @Dinlitla
    @Dinlitla Před 3 lety

    Drakon...you done good!

  • @valentine7168
    @valentine7168 Před 3 lety +3

    OHHH FUUU- !

  • @kennethkennethson4289
    @kennethkennethson4289 Před 3 lety +2

    The "jizz music" thing isn't even that random as that's litteraly the genre of music that was being 'sung'

  • @KhanggiTanka
    @KhanggiTanka Před 3 lety +2

    indefascebility

  • @CaperCafe_
    @CaperCafe_ Před 3 lety +9

    20:41 I wonder how SuroTheDeath is doing. Miss seeing Simon’s impressions in clips

    • @finleyjennings6051
      @finleyjennings6051 Před 3 lety +3

      He is in twitch chat a lot

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too, maybe it's just because I don't frequently view the stream anymore but It feels like it's been so long since I've heard from the old regular donaters and I kinda miss it.

  • @pieguy5323
    @pieguy5323 Před 3 lety +2

    Did the Yogscast predict lecturns in Minecraft?

  • @jackmcd277
    @jackmcd277 Před 3 lety +1

    5:40 is an amazing moment

  • @christopheredwards8219
    @christopheredwards8219 Před 3 lety +2

    You can see the grey hairs this business has given them.

  • @JumboMuffin
    @JumboMuffin Před 3 lety +1

    2:20 No, you take it on a date.

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath Před 3 lety

    *back to the depot!*

  • @harrisonwagner4066
    @harrisonwagner4066 Před 3 lety +1

    For bears, if it's brown lay down if its black fight back, with black bears you want to make noise because they are skittish, but if you see cubs of any kind retreat slowly and GTFO

  • @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489

    Simon really shaped the young man I became.....

  • @blockchaaain
    @blockchaaain Před 3 lety

    was really waiting for the Chris Benoit joke from a recent stream

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath Před 2 lety

    *BACK TO THE DEPOT*

  • @lucasbruh5453
    @lucasbruh5453 Před 3 lety +1

    7:43 is the best

  • @acerockman3520
    @acerockman3520 Před 3 lety +1

    15:05 oo community reference from simon

  • @threemoo
    @threemoo Před rokem

    Wait, why did CZcams's auto captions censor when Simon said "a fadget spanner"

  • @michaelcaesar5855
    @michaelcaesar5855 Před 3 lety +2

    I wouldn’t be watching yogscast with Simon

  • @jzaar7483
    @jzaar7483 Před 3 lety +4

    best yog :)

  • @conormc01able
    @conormc01able Před 3 lety +2

    12:42

  • @ghoulie11
    @ghoulie11 Před 2 lety

    15:30 "He wasn't the one who did 9/11" but he was the one that assassinated JFK rofl

  • @pranmahendran6869
    @pranmahendran6869 Před 3 lety

    What series is the Minecraft clip from? The clip at 00.50

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 Před 3 lety

    Where's the first clip from? Somehow I don't think I've seen it before

    • @finleyjennings6051
      @finleyjennings6051 Před 3 lety +1

      Simon's peculiar portions. They're talking about Tesla's stopping because of 'ghosts' I'm not sure if that's the name of the episode

  • @Karlthuluu
    @Karlthuluu Před 3 lety

    Wait, does he have a death counter for animal crossing?

  • @jamesfield1674
    @jamesfield1674 Před 3 lety +1

    died at fadgetspanner

  • @somedumbgayplantboi3012

    omg Simon's going gray :(

  • @TerraTheWizard
    @TerraTheWizard Před 3 lety +2

    lmao

  • @MysticNic
    @MysticNic Před 2 lety

    Can anyone tell me the video 2:00 is pulled from?

  • @teunw6699
    @teunw6699 Před 3 lety +1

    what's the background song at 1:56? it's giving me major deja vu

    • @teunw6699
      @teunw6699 Před 3 lety

      @Rosie Moua you’re a real G. Someone commented this on one of the nilesy outro videos: czcams.com/video/YY8Yhpa15Ts/video.html ... of course its Kevin macleod... it always is.

  • @moonjunk9054
    @moonjunk9054 Před 3 lety

    Joined the Yogscast and now we're stuck with S*** instead of Shit smh

  • @wbruning1
    @wbruning1 Před 3 lety +1

    6:28 which episode of Simon's PP was is this from?

  • @alecjahn
    @alecjahn Před 3 lety +8

    I appreciate some of the live stream cropping.

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 Před 3 lety

      But why

    • @blackgold2589
      @blackgold2589 Před 3 lety

      @@jackreid2664 [REDACTED] is a bit of a scumbag, if you’re feeling generous

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 Před 3 lety

      @@blackgold2589 I just don't stand for this weird revisionism. I don't like him in the slightest.

  • @IncredibleKangaShark
    @IncredibleKangaShark Před 3 lety

    I think we need a "Shit Suro Says"

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Před 2 lety

    Very grateful to the PP because otherwise I wouldn't know him as anything but the big-t'tted clown Vtuber. Also, best duo outside of Simon and Lewis is definitely Tom and Simon

  • @applescruffs2894
    @applescruffs2894 Před 3 lety +1

    I find 19:46 way to funny

  • @GrockleTD
    @GrockleTD Před 3 lety

    me realizing im not subbed yet

  • @bradhenson1776
    @bradhenson1776 Před 2 lety

    what game was the clip at 9:48

  • @MrSnaus
    @MrSnaus Před 3 lety +1

    9:50 what game this be?

  • @TigerstarMoonClan
    @TigerstarMoonClan Před 3 lety

    thank you for not including Redacteds!

  • @jamimusmaximus5205
    @jamimusmaximus5205 Před 3 lety +1

    Simon and Lewis should just kiss already

  • @Scio_
    @Scio_ Před 3 lety +1

    Can anyone lead me to the session that had Lydia Tom and Chauncey together? Must've missed it :|

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 Před 3 lety +1

      try toms channel, Angory Tom

    • @Scio_
      @Scio_ Před 3 lety

      Surely someone who knows Chauncey already knows the channel :)
      A lot of videos to go through though.

  • @Peron1-MC
    @Peron1-MC Před 3 lety

    i love fadget spanners XD

  • @alojz300
    @alojz300 Před 3 lety

    lel

  • @teabagmcpick889
    @teabagmcpick889 Před 3 lety +1

    Quod erat demonstrandum, bitch.

  • @Cuereus777
    @Cuereus777 Před 3 lety

    Anyone else disappointed it's not sexy Simon says.... or is it just me

  • @RomeoAirsoft
    @RomeoAirsoft Před 3 lety

    “Lewis has his hand down his asshole”
    Bruh lmao what video is 2:51 from 😂
    Edit: lol also what’s the video from 6:14? Straight karma right there 😂

  • @novaseer
    @novaseer Před 3 lety +1

    cutting out the bottom of the puppet clip so a certain ex-member doesn't get shown I see, lol

  • @nessle420
    @nessle420 Před 3 lety +5

    pog

  • @tarimali4466
    @tarimali4466 Před 3 lety +3

    o7

  • @jacoblee8181
    @jacoblee8181 Před 3 lety

    Is there a “S*** Sips_ says” I would like to watch it..

  • @johncatson6658
    @johncatson6658 Před 3 lety +2

    Still think it's weird that they continued the whole chilluminati thing since the very reason for chilis and stuff was because of [REDACTED] Minecraft series.

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 Před 3 lety

    I'd just like to point out that Lewis is looking lovely in the second last and last clip. Very handsome

  • @naradhipatiandaru5078
    @naradhipatiandaru5078 Před 3 lety

    Jeez i dont understand half of the things that they say i just couldnt relate or something

  • @Eersian
    @Eersian Před 2 lety

    Simon needs to be careful there's a lot of zoos in the furry community 😑

  • @lladerat
    @lladerat Před 3 lety +1

    most of these are funny only because of Lewis' reaction

  • @megazenn22
    @megazenn22 Před 3 lety +6

    do more Sjin videos, he's my favourite MEMBER OF THE YOGSCAST

    • @fionadae6285
      @fionadae6285 Před 3 lety +26

      Oh shush

    • @emmetkennedy1812
      @emmetkennedy1812 Před 3 lety +21

      If you think that, it might not be the best idea to be watching any yogscast videos because they don’t support sexual manipulation or abuse

    • @ayylmao4369
      @ayylmao4369 Před 3 lety +3

      @@emmetkennedy1812 What? You mean a person made a mistake? Oh no anything but that please this is a perfect society we live in, we can't be having mistakes here. Yogscast did the right thing in removing him, but it was really their only choice, just as any other company would have no choice as well. Mistakes are a natural part of life and as a person it makes you grow, Sjin is still a good person, just made a mistake. Hopefully time will prove that he has made up for it and improved, and maybe he might be a yog again.

    • @annacarlin3414
      @annacarlin3414 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ayylmao4369 hon, he made the same mistake for like 6 years with like a dozen women, many at the same time. That's not a mistake, that's a habit.

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 Před 3 lety +2

      @@annacarlin3414 he did a sexy mistake on 12 women? what a sexy dude, i feel left out