a fart in church

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  • čas přidán 7. 12. 2006
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  • @anthonynelson9136
    @anthonynelson9136 Před 2 lety +155

    when I was very young I went to a catholic school and we were in church to rehearse making our first communion. The night before my mom made hot dogs and beans for supper so sitting there in church I was loaded for bear. I sat there pressing my little butt into that wooden bench to try and keep from busting wind. It kept building up until I thought I would burst and then it started to subside and I thought I would be ok but instead, I tried to hold in a sneeze and the other end let loose. The sound that escaped from between my little butt cheeks off that wooden bench reverbed throughout that empty church like a stick of dynamite in echo canyon. I got escorted out of the church by a not so friendly nun to the office where they called my dad. When we got home that didn't go well either.

    • @nojunkwork5735
      @nojunkwork5735 Před 2 lety +24

      As an altar boy, when I was by myself I would yell in the empty church just to hear the echo. So I can imagine the sound bouncing off the bench and then the walls and ceiling of the church when your built up gas broke containment. In case nobody told you, great job, that's the kind of thing that makes you an instant pop legend.

    • @hounddog21
      @hounddog21 Před rokem

      Such is the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church. I know.

    • @paulpurves484
      @paulpurves484 Před rokem +21

      Brilliant story hilarious.😂😂😂😂

    • @kevinbush4300
      @kevinbush4300 Před rokem +11

      Superb! And the God I talk to would think that’s awesome.
      Trust the Catholics to take the soul out of it!!!

    • @kevinbush4300
      @kevinbush4300 Před rokem +8

      Might have saved yourself!!
      Father Avery (Barney, Charles, Dooley, Earnshaw… whoever) was probably thinking he’s not gonna put any part of his body anywhere near THAT ass

  • @racer72
    @racer72 Před rokem +89

    My brother and I were at a cousin's wedding. During the service we were making funny faces at each other trying to make each other laugh. We were both of the verge of tears when some let a little squeaker fart. We both lost it. Our cousin later said she expected nothing less from her side of the family. Oh, we were both in our 30's at the time.

    • @mayfleur36
      @mayfleur36 Před rokem +10

      LMAO at squeaker fart 😂😂😂

    • @paulpurves484
      @paulpurves484 Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @robpeters993
      @robpeters993 Před 11 měsíci +4

      LMAO Brought tears to my eyes. Everyone has a story about their cousins wedding My cousin ripped one and my mom smacks me

    • @MortimusWilly
      @MortimusWilly Před 10 měsíci +1

      I did that. Only it was loud. And it was a funeral.

  • @Rick62153
    @Rick62153 Před 3 lety +89

    Those wooden seats make the sound reverberate in a church. Very effective.

    • @ironhorseman45
      @ironhorseman45 Před 2 lety +2

      They sure do and don't ask me how I know.....lol

    • @Rick62153
      @Rick62153 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ironhorseman45 I won’t ask ask you how you can relate. My experience was a young lady in church who tried to “sneak one”. I was sitting about four people away- with her two brothers. I swear it echoed throughout the building. We all giggled, but while her brothers stopped, I couldn’t - which then transferred all embarrassment and attention - to me.

    • @justinjha
      @justinjha Před 2 lety +3

      I know i remember trying to ease off a silent one but it ended up sounding like a call to prayer.

    • @charleshunziker7416
      @charleshunziker7416 Před 2 lety +2

      Especially when they call them pews

    • @screamingeagle7704
      @screamingeagle7704 Před rokem +1

      Works at a bar to lol

  • @Bukkake2023
    @Bukkake2023 Před 2 lety +86

    The guy angrily leaving had me in in stitches

  • @w.g.121
    @w.g.121 Před 2 lety +18

    Better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.

    • @sapphirerain70
      @sapphirerain70 Před 10 měsíci

      My beautiful grandma would say this all the time! I miss her so! ❤

  • @robertdees2442
    @robertdees2442 Před 2 lety +43

    I've been guilty of this myself. The pews were wood and the acoustics were awesome.

  • @lothean2099
    @lothean2099 Před rokem +27

    Farting in church is the best. They use to make the kids walk around the pews singing this little light of mine. I crop dusted the whole congregation. The kids walking were the first to stop singing, trying to hold their breaths. Then those sitting at the ends of the pews. I heard coughing and some old lady said out loud " oh lawrdddd give me strength ". Soon we were just walking in circles..no one singing. Finally the pastor said..alright, take your seats and some one open the doors. To this day, I never told anyone it was me.

    • @Alex-ft1df
      @Alex-ft1df Před 11 měsíci +4

      Lol 😆 🤣 OK that's hilarious. I once farted on a wooden pew seat in a church when everyone was supposed to be quiet and I farted a fart so loud that it had it's own echo it even made the wooden pew seat vibrate lol! Xd 😂. My parents were so mad when I cut loose that fart that day. But when you gotta fart you gotta fart you know.

    • @trixielatouche7180
      @trixielatouche7180 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I am crying right now with laughter!!! Woke my husband up sleeping next to me in bed...couldn't stop laughing.👍👍👍😅😅😅

    • @Alex-ft1df
      @Alex-ft1df Před 10 měsíci

      @nicholastv5543 hi and not much.

    • @Alex-ft1df
      @Alex-ft1df Před 10 měsíci

      @nicholastv5543 🤷‍♂️

  • @LalitKumar-cu5iu
    @LalitKumar-cu5iu Před 4 lety +80

    how sweet the sound...

  • @SJ-wb1ke
    @SJ-wb1ke Před 3 lety +8

    Who else get this in recommendation after 14 years

  • @Titan52berg
    @Titan52berg Před 3 lety +67

    Old George Carlin jokes: "If two people are on an elevator, and one of them farts... everybody knows who did it, man!"
    "Your own farts smell ok... but if some else farts... it's like, WHO JUST DIED, MAN???"

    • @largetman
      @largetman Před 2 lety +9

      George Carlin also said farts are shit without the mess.

    • @stormwatcher1299
      @stormwatcher1299 Před 2 lety +7

      I love GC’s fart jokes. “If you’re sick, man, go to the hospital. It’s not the smell, it’s burning my EYES!”

    • @demolitionvxy
      @demolitionvxy Před 2 lety +8

      Your own farts normally smell okay, but you know it’s fucking deadly when even your own one smells bad

    • @sonus289
      @sonus289 Před rokem +4

      how ever there are times when my one brand was rough and I realized no one would enjoy it

  • @rumerstain12
    @rumerstain12 Před 2 lety +3

    Those farts sound better than that dudes singing 😂!

  • @newmanchester8504
    @newmanchester8504 Před 3 lety +20

    That is why the term ''It went over like a fart in church'' came from.

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 Před 3 lety +69

    I'm not religious, but for those of the faith, a good church fart may well rival the classic elevator fart in hilarity :)

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 2 lety

      Lies again? Cum Fart

    • @bradleyvantassal8328
      @bradleyvantassal8328 Před rokem +3

      But it doesn't compare to a fart at a baby's funeral.

    • @devilsoffspring5519
      @devilsoffspring5519 Před rokem

      @@bradleyvantassal8328 Or anybody's funeral, really. I hope someone farts out a good, squiggly, liquidy fart at my funeral, if I have one. I would be honored.
      We farteth into this world, and by the fart, we leave :)

    • @jeetmukherjee3512
      @jeetmukherjee3512 Před rokem +1

      Don't insult religious thing bro

    • @jeetmukherjee3512
      @jeetmukherjee3512 Před rokem

      @@bradleyvantassal8328 don't insult religious things

  • @billschoe43
    @billschoe43 Před 12 lety +75

    That's one way to clear out a church!!!!

    • @christophersmith9237
      @christophersmith9237 Před 2 lety +1

      And break out the febreze! A fart travels 10 per *SECOND* ...
      No wonder everybody ran for the door!!!

  • @russellnelson1129
    @russellnelson1129 Před rokem +33

    Growing up I didn't know it, but I'm lactose intolerant, which led to farting loudly and almost at will.
    At dinner, when I was about 12, I let a few at the table. My sister complained to Dad, who told me to leave the room when I had to "poof."
    I build up a big one and dashed to the bathroom, which was in the hall near the dining room. I pressed my ass against the hollow bathroom door and let it rip.
    I came out of the bathroom and couldn't suppress my laughter. Which, of course, further infuriated my sister. Her screeching led to Dad banishing HER from the dining table.
    To this day, 60 years later, she still complains about my farting and I still laugh out loud.

  • @sunseeraleigh1264
    @sunseeraleigh1264 Před 3 lety +4

    Well the Bible does tell us to make a joyful noise. Can't get any happier than that. LoL.

  • @paulmccafferty2447
    @paulmccafferty2447 Před 6 lety +82

    The guy leaving is the funniest bit.

  • @chuckcornelius194
    @chuckcornelius194 Před 6 lety +247

    the farts sounded better than that guys singing

    • @arethawhite3712
      @arethawhite3712 Před 4 lety +2

      I agree 💯 percent with you on that comment my friend 👋 👋😉✌ ✌. That singing made my ears ache 😭!!!!! I sound better than that in my own church!!!!!🎤🎤🎤😉. P-U.!!!!!!! LOL y'all!!!!! Peace out for now okay. From Aretha White from Bunn NC.

    • @kevinwesmolan4267
      @kevinwesmolan4267 Před 4 lety +4

      @@arethawhite3712 my pastor actually farted in Church. They were laughing

    • @arethawhite3712
      @arethawhite3712 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kevinwesmolan4267 Love your username btw 😀😀😀😀👍. I'll bet that was funny as hell 😂 LOL just reading your post 😂!!!!!!! A choir member accidentally said " shit" while we were in the choir stand, she said it loud enough for me to hear her and she did ask the Lord to forgive her 😀😀😀!!!! She was snickering and so was I!!!!! LMFAO 😂. So you are not alone when it comes to posting a funny post concerning farts or anything else!!!!! Love this post of yours 😍💙!!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh!!!! Take care of yourself and your family during this coronovirus pandemic 😷 ok. Much love from Bunn NC. 👋💖😀😀.

    • @kevinwesmolan4267
      @kevinwesmolan4267 Před 4 lety +2

      @@arethawhite3712 my uncle Harold was a Honorary Pallbearer and he farted and everyone heard it

    • @arethawhite3712
      @arethawhite3712 Před 4 lety

      @@kevinwesmolan4267 No way!!!! Not at a funeral 😮!!!!! Yikes, I bet that was a trip 😁!!!! I wouldn't be able to hold my composure with that one 😂 LMFAO!!!!!!! Damn homegirl!!!!! And you know people were saying "P-U" under their breath 😀😀😀!!!!!! I hope not though, that would be so mean!!!!! Or something else like" Did you hear that, somebody farted"!!!!!! See you later my friend 👋, thanks for the laughs ok?!!!!!😀😀😀😀👋. Be safe and blessed ok 😇🙏.

  • @13eeehmm36
    @13eeehmm36 Před 8 lety +198

    A fart in church is a weapon of mass disruption.

  • @howzt
    @howzt Před rokem +3

    Nothing better than a good wooden "pew" for solid sound. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeadRaymanWalking
    @DeadRaymanWalking Před 7 lety +154

    He who farts in church sits in own pew.

  • @ChavoMysterio
    @ChavoMysterio Před 4 lety +172

    The one best way to highly encourage social distancing during a pandemic.

  • @timnolan4587
    @timnolan4587 Před 4 lety +17

    The reverb off those wooden benches (or pews) gives major amplitude

    • @burtonwilliams5355
      @burtonwilliams5355 Před 4 lety +6

      Yep, old church where I grew up had them . . every now and then would be some . . . ''rolling thunder'' . . gritten my teeth and bit my lip several times . .with tears rolling down my face.

    • @BloodyRoses666
      @BloodyRoses666 Před 2 lety +2

      Wish it could tell who did it, too XD;;

  • @Empathicveteran
    @Empathicveteran Před 2 lety +7

    My step father used to cut silent farts in church. People wouldn't sit next to him. I don't know how he could keep a straight face.

  • @thomasodetto4670
    @thomasodetto4670 Před 2 lety +22

    That was outstanding. There is no better way to cut off a lousy church singer than by exercising your right to freedom of expression. Great sound effects.

  • @shadowaitherios6172
    @shadowaitherios6172 Před 3 lety +11

    Plot twist: He's not a member, he was just singing to hide his farts.

  • @aren2822
    @aren2822 Před 2 lety +5

    😊 the power of fart 💨💨

  • @peterhardin9110
    @peterhardin9110 Před 3 lety +18

    The Word of God sounds in so many different ways!!

  • @newadventure5609
    @newadventure5609 Před 3 lety +8

    That’ll clear out a building faster than a fire alarm!

  • @darcyfarrow220
    @darcyfarrow220 Před 3 lety +8

    The fart itself is the amazing grace to leave the church.

  • @delilahhart4398
    @delilahhart4398 Před 4 lety +29

    My grandma used to tell the story of the time she was a teenager and she accidentally farted in church. Unlike this guy's farts, though, hers were silent-but-deadly. She was sitting in the pew with her grandma and some other people one Sunday when she dropped her bomb. Grandma said the woman sitting next to her just glared at her and scooted over next to her husband and as far away as possible from my grandma. 😆

  • @JDWheels1
    @JDWheels1 Před 5 lety +23

    Taco bell and church= no confessional visits... would be very deadly.

  • @audreywilborn2018
    @audreywilborn2018 Před 2 lety +4

    Smells like victory !

  • @scottbaker7532
    @scottbaker7532 Před 4 lety +6

    Good ol wood benches sounds off good!

    • @hallieabraham9131
      @hallieabraham9131 Před 4 lety

      Also good on wood benches if you have wet pants

    • @abutts02
      @abutts02 Před 3 lety

      Good Vibrations from The Beach Boys is a good song for that

  • @Spacething7474
    @Spacething7474 Před 3 lety +9

    Everyone's lightning-speed exit really makes this.

  • @JelloTalks
    @JelloTalks Před rokem +3

    Is it bad that it's 2022 and shit like this still makes me laugh?

  • @martincolvill5453
    @martincolvill5453 Před 3 lety +6

    Not only do wooden benches amplify the sound, they vibrate. It's lian earthquake but ahhhhhh, the aroma.

  • @CaitlinBrooksMusic
    @CaitlinBrooksMusic Před 14 lety +22

    That guy singing with his mouth open wide and moving his arms so often is CRAZY!

  • @robertmiller9697
    @robertmiller9697 Před 2 lety +1

    I certainly smelled those ones through my cellphone that's how bad they stunk.

  • @glenngarner7784
    @glenngarner7784 Před 2 lety +1

    0:22 that dude 😀😃😄😁😆😅 sits there like he didn't do it all innocent

  • @kimdawcatgirl
    @kimdawcatgirl Před 3 lety +1

    Well...that went over like a fart in church!

  • @9300cadet
    @9300cadet Před 3 lety +9

    I went to a religious pentecostal school, and was raised with the Baptist upbringing. So guess who needed therapy.. :) Thanks mom.....
    So everyday school started with assembly in the sanctuary. One day I was sitting at the end of the pew and had to fart. I said to myself, "I can do this quietly." I lifted my right cheek a little and a loud rumbling fart came out. I snapped my head to the left and looked at the kid sitting next to me while saying rather loudly "you pig". Then I jumped up and moved seats. To this day they still think it was the poor kid sitting next to me who caused 5 mins of laughter interrupting the morning service.

    • @taraelizabethdensley9475
      @taraelizabethdensley9475 Před 3 lety +2

      Hahaha, i got two boys sent out of science class for letting off a stink bomb- never did own up to letting off a silent one.

  • @mattgilmore1971
    @mattgilmore1971 Před 5 lety +13

    That was a short service. Next time I'm in church maybe I will let one rip!!!!!!

  • @MetalMusicManiac
    @MetalMusicManiac Před 6 lety +65

    And the lord said to thee : Thou that dealt it smelt it, can I get an Amen

    • @t-bone7782
      @t-bone7782 Před 5 lety +4

      I got you.. AMEN!! Been a year since your comment and not a single Amen, what a shame.

    • @bh9245
      @bh9245 Před 5 lety +1

      AMEN

    • @michaelmiller7199
      @michaelmiller7199 Před 5 lety +1

      AMEN

    • @arethawhite3712
      @arethawhite3712 Před 4 lety +1

      Amen to that my friend 👋 👋😀 LOL at this video 😂!!!!! P-U!!!!!! Funky as hell, even in the church, yikes!!!!!! Peace out for now my friend 👋 👋. From Aretha White from Bunn NC. " Who called my name?" LOL y'all 😂!!!!!!!✌✌. You know!!!!!!

    • @arethawhite3712
      @arethawhite3712 Před 4 lety

      @Randy Hilgeman I agree 💯 percent with you on that comment my friend 👋 👋😀!!!! Break out the Lysol spray!!!!! Peace out for now my friend 👋 👋. Happy holidays to you and your family ok!!!! Much love from Bunn NC.✌💝.

  • @Viktor47917
    @Viktor47917 Před 5 lety +9

    Farting in a church is a good idea! Take a megaphone and rip ass as loud as possible and just walk out of the whole thing being in your own business! Best idea yet to go against something I hate quite a lot of! Thank you for the inspiration!

  • @qualqui
    @qualqui Před 2 lety +10

    🤣🤣reminds of the time I went to Primary school at my friend's church, they had an event or choir practice, his li'l brother was seated next to me and on his other side this lady, I might add she was big, plump well the moment the kid cut the fart.....I tried to maintain my composure(we're in church, later I bawled him out and laughed)but that big, hefty lady, IMMEDIATELY went to another pew! 😂😂

  • @ce9916
    @ce9916 Před 2 lety +4

    When no word in the video's title is capitalized, you know it's gonna be good

  • @austinbarten7475
    @austinbarten7475 Před 4 lety +7

    Funny every single time great job with the video

  • @grahamschofield8730
    @grahamschofield8730 Před 3 lety +7

    So...that's why they swing incence !

  • @Animule51
    @Animule51 Před 15 lety +10

    Confucius say..."Man who fart in church...sit in pew."

  • @terryhorton9310
    @terryhorton9310 Před 5 lety +9

    better an empty house, than a bad tenant

  • @charleshunziker7416
    @charleshunziker7416 Před 2 lety +2

    This video always makes me laugh

  • @gautambarua8260
    @gautambarua8260 Před 3 lety +7

    It's time to add another commandment:"Thou shalt not fart in God's church .. Amen🤣🤣

  • @glenngarner7784
    @glenngarner7784 Před 2 lety +2

    0:22 that guy likes that and the lady in the back with the glasses just sits there like nothing happened

  • @mrdre47mgm
    @mrdre47mgm Před rokem +1

    Rule of thumb: Never eat hard-boiled eggs before a church service.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😴

  • @sshaw7912
    @sshaw7912 Před 3 lety +8

    Who taught that guy how to sing? I have heard kids sing better than that.

  • @patricklaurojr7427
    @patricklaurojr7427 Před 2 lety +4

    Church is a fantastic place let one rip wood seats the echo 🙏

    • @patricklaurojr7427
      @patricklaurojr7427 Před 2 lety

      @robert jackson lmao incense what how is that even close to banging your family 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @haveyoureyesopened
    @haveyoureyesopened Před rokem +2

    And on that day, the lords glory shone brightest!

  • @travelinben1966
    @travelinben1966 Před rokem +2

    No wonder that Church is so empty.😂💨💨💨

  • @lenhunter2719
    @lenhunter2719 Před 3 lety +16

    I've always thought churches smelled of body odour and stale farts, now I know why.

  • @andrewparrott7260
    @andrewparrott7260 Před 2 lety +2

    Ahh, absolutely hilarious. Farts are always funny no matter how old or young you are.
    A fart is a fart, & a fart I must.
    If I don't, I'll surely bust.
    It's best to fart, & fart a little.
    Than bust my arse or be a cripple.

  • @SaveKilgenOKC
    @SaveKilgenOKC Před 5 lety +26

    So you are supposed to let out a small test fart. That gives you an idea of the cut, aroma, strength, and bouquet. If you determine that the test went good, then you can release biscuits. The best place to let one rip at a friend's house is next to a kid. A baby is like the I-ching because they rip off farts like a gas factory.

    • @frankieaddams3937
      @frankieaddams3937 Před 4 lety +10

      Man, you've really given this some thought. Farts are serious business.

    • @minto2549
      @minto2549 Před 3 lety +1

      This will be the Holy anointed divine FART!

    • @geetar82
      @geetar82 Před 2 lety

      I got a serious George Carlin vibe from your comment. Well executed.

    • @bobstark4020
      @bobstark4020 Před 2 lety +1

      I can appreciate the R&D that went into the comment. Keep up the good work.

  • @jameslyons3010
    @jameslyons3010 Před 3 lety +1

    That is one way to clear out church 😂😂😂

  • @RenoLaringo
    @RenoLaringo Před 2 lety +1

    If this happened to me I would have to move in another town lol

  • @catman3552
    @catman3552 Před 5 lety +44

    That's probably the most fun anyone has ever had in a church.

  • @christopher9000p
    @christopher9000p Před 15 lety +106

    Now that's what I call "holy shit"! lol.

  • @brycegipple387
    @brycegipple387 Před 6 lety +16

    That is offensive but hilarious at the same time. Even though I’m a strong believer of God, I couldn’t help but laugh at the context of this video.

    • @Crazen2
      @Crazen2 Před 2 lety +1

      @robert jackson bruh how did we suddenly get this in the youtube algorythmn. Bruce posted that4years ago lol

    • @russellnelson1129
      @russellnelson1129 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Does a strong believer of God ever wonder how big a fart God could emit? I do now!
      For all we know, considering the immensity of the vast, immeasurable and unknown universe, we are but a fecal particle from one of God's farts trillion years ago!

  • @CoasterJaney54
    @CoasterJaney54 Před 12 lety +5

    world's most awkward scenario...it's when you can't stop larfing that you start to feel like melting into the floor

  • @ericdelf
    @ericdelf Před 4 lety +3

    I done a few farts in church, as a choirboy.

  • @cadtexequiel732
    @cadtexequiel732 Před 2 lety +2

    A lot of old videos uploaded in youtube are about farts. 😂

  • @angelkotilainen
    @angelkotilainen Před 10 lety +18

    Lol that would be the best time I ever had in church :)

  • @ClayChapman0
    @ClayChapman0 Před 13 lety +14

    this happened to me one time. this old dude farted and the whole pew vibrated and i cracked up and my friend looked at me and i was almost crying

    • @johnathanmassey4388
      @johnathanmassey4388 Před 5 lety +1

      0:21 TOOT! 0:33 TOOT! 0:41 TOOT!

    • @abutts02
      @abutts02 Před 3 lety +3

      One time the pastors wife walked by and farted. We started cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @williamterrell8947
    @williamterrell8947 Před 4 lety +2

    That guy's like screw it I'm gone

  • @peterlarsen7779
    @peterlarsen7779 Před 2 lety +2

    Aw-right....who cut da cheez!?!? 🤔🤔 😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabetabihler2875
    @elizabetabihler2875 Před 4 lety +8

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Lord forgive me🙏

  • @williamexmormon3792
    @williamexmormon3792 Před rokem +2

    the dudes like f it I'm out of here😂😂😂😂💩

  • @jimwedge7668
    @jimwedge7668 Před 3 lety +3

    The wooden seats transfer vibration. So I’ve heard.

  • @taemeister9302
    @taemeister9302 Před 6 lety +33

    I did a *sbd fart while getting communion. My friend behind me fell on the floor laughing.
    Good times. I was 10 yrs old

    • @alexishewett1746
      @alexishewett1746 Před 4 lety +1

      Taemeister what does sbd stand for

    • @muhammadalieesaa3379
      @muhammadalieesaa3379 Před 3 lety +3

      @@alexishewett1746 sbd stands for silent but deadly.

    • @charlielucas3386
      @charlielucas3386 Před 3 lety +1

      I’ve always known it as “silent but violent”, as opposed to “loud and proud”. 😆

    • @thegreenerthemeaner
      @thegreenerthemeaner Před 3 lety +3

      I cleared the pew in front and back of where I was sitting after a night of Budweiser, deer jerky, hot hard boiled pickled eggs and black olives. My grandmother said if I was ever that sick in church again she would refuse to go if I was along. I was 19, over 40 years ago.

    • @taraelizabethdensley9475
      @taraelizabethdensley9475 Před 3 lety

      Hahaha

  • @me005003
    @me005003 Před 3 lety +4

    Guy leaving at 0:33 left a shart, heading out to clean up.

  • @simondoesthings
    @simondoesthings Před 3 lety +1

    2006... I didnt even had internet back then. Now thats an old video.

  • @kerronmcsween6095
    @kerronmcsween6095 Před 5 lety +6

    one fart and everybody's outta there ha ha

  • @jannellecox3202
    @jannellecox3202 Před 4 lety +6

    One fart over the line sweet jesus one fart over the line!!!

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      @oldschool5539 Před 3 lety +1

      Brewer and Shipley(The original singers of One Toke Over the Line)
      Would greatly appreciate the compliments!

  • @mystikka1gaming740
    @mystikka1gaming740 Před 10 měsíci +2

    omg this is totally my church, every week we have a repeat tooter.. and the pastor always brings attention to it by saying "well there is that darn Holy spirit again lol

  • @sansygirl2024
    @sansygirl2024 Před 3 lety +2

    Their like:" bye felica"

  • @DortieMae
    @DortieMae Před 13 lety +6

    omg this is the most amazing video EVER!!!! i think i craped my pants while watching lol!!!

  • @josephpilosky4775
    @josephpilosky4775 Před 2 lety +1

    Good way to end mass and go in peace lol

  • @FLAME4564
    @FLAME4564 Před 10 lety +23

    sadly this is what happens when you eat too much beans xD.

  • @izzy4real311
    @izzy4real311 Před rokem +1

    That's why they call the seat's pews... 😂

  • @jonathaningram4672
    @jonathaningram4672 Před rokem +1

    Well I guess he blew it. Even more funny if sitting on those benches and snart, the fart will out boom the sneeze.

  • @erniebuchinski3614
    @erniebuchinski3614 Před rokem +1

    Confucius says: "The man who farts in church sits in his own pew."

  • @glenngarner7784
    @glenngarner7784 Před 2 lety +2

    0:21 😀😃😄😁😆😅 probably the guy running down the steps did that shit

  • @Getrealpeeps
    @Getrealpeeps Před 14 lety +4

    @0:33, he got up & outta there!!
    ROFLMAO!!!

  • @williamterrell8947
    @williamterrell8947 Před 4 lety +2

    34 seconds he's like screw it I'm gone

  • @timothythomas8082
    @timothythomas8082 Před rokem +1

    Instead of sitting in "the pew", now it's sitting in the"peeeee yoouuuu"

  • @morrison1405
    @morrison1405 Před rokem +2

    Usually you can get better amplification off those wood benches.

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 Před 3 lety +3

    LOL! My ribs were hurting:).

  • @mibeatleman6767
    @mibeatleman6767 Před 2 lety +2

    Those who fart in church, sit in their own pew. 😇

  • @gordonsnell6735
    @gordonsnell6735 Před 3 lety +1

    The BEST way to clear out a church REAL QUICK, Lol 😂😂😂😂

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  • @lambo2655
    @lambo2655 Před 3 lety +2

    That’s why they call the benches “pews” lol.