Trump’s Bad Day In Court | The Bidenomics Goldilocks Zone | Stephen Colbert’s Vibe Session
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And Navarro might serve his sentence after his appeals go through the courts. The judge let him go home today. If he were poor, he'd be in jail NOW!
Thats why Steve Bannon is still not serving his prison time. There's your 2 tiered justice system.
Everyone has the right to appeal
4 Months in Club Fed is nothing, he shoulda got more.
@@garfield2439but not the ability
Ever hear of bail?
"This is how they treat loyalty in Trump world"
Well, DUHHHH!
He now realizes what happens to used toilet tissues!
Glad to see some of them finally catching on. If they listened a few years ago it could've been avoided. But sometimes experience is the best teacher
Remember MAGAts, with Super-Narcissist 45, Trump Loyalty isn't about you, it's about him. Send him all your money & forget about it. Expect nothing in return, in bucket-fulls.
You can see how slow a student he would've been.
"...So apparently, one plus one is two, can you believe that?"
"Yeah, dude. You should have learned that the FIRST time you went through this grade."
4 months is ridiculous! He helped architect a attempted coup; his sentence should be in YEARS at the very least.
It was for not showing up the supina the max is one year sigh. He have to get tried for the other stuff you can't punish him extra for one crime becuase he did other crimes those crimes get their own punishments
You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering.
You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.
Twenty years with probation possible after eight?
But why can't they lock up Kevin and Gym?
I've been saying for a long time that 2024 is gonna make 2020 look like fair weather for how deep Biden buries Trump.
In fact I think there's a good chance Trump will drop out to escape the humiliation we all know is coming for him.
Then only Haley will be hammered.
“….the voters who matter most - his juries.” Solid gold right out of the gate. 👏 👏
🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
"This is what Trump loyalty gets you". Let these words serve as a warning to the MAGA cult. Your "messiah" will drop you like a lead sinker.
... exactly as he treated his own VICE PRESIDENT when they refused to break the law for Trump.
It's tough when you're an ALPHA MALE and all the thanks you get is security throwing you out for outing Da Boss's Moll. Not that Alina seemed to understand she was outing herself.
"IF" I had to choose between MAGA Cult OR the Democrat K k clan, I would definitely choose MAGA, I just can't get past the more than 200 years of Dems Human Rights Abuses, Like Trail of Tears, Slavery, Lynching, Segregation, Jim Crow Laws, Blocking the Republican Championed Civil Rights Act for more than a Decade til LBJ watered it down, just to name a few.
Says the person in the Demo K k clan with more than 200 years of Human Rights Abuses.
The really sad part is the dummy is still going to vote for his god-emperor.
Some fun trivia surrounding the word "trumpery" :
-Nonsense; twaddle.
-Of little or no value; trifling, worthless; rubbishy; trashy.
-Attractive articles of little value or use.
-Practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth.
-Showy but worthless.
-Delusive or shallow.
"Trumpery derives from the Middle English trompery and ultimately from the Middle French tromper, meaning "to deceive." Trumpery first appeared in English in the mid-15th century with the meanings "deceit or fraud" (a sense that is now obsolete) and "worthless nonsense." Less than 100 years later, it was being applied to material objects of little or no value. The verb phrase trump up means "to concoct with the intent to deceive"."
*- All of the above is taken from the Merriam Webster Dictionary*
While the word "trump", means *fart* in English slang.
That’s awesome! Thanks for sharing! You gave me a chuckle.
And that's one of the reasons Republicans are trying to ban the dictionary.
And all while it was changed from Drumpf. They literally can’t do a damn thing right (except lose).
Perfect definition of him.
I vote for fart as my favorite *
It should have been 4 YEARS. I’m so tired of these criminals getting off w/lit sentences 😡
🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Man, he’s got some good writers. That joke about disregarding everything after “No” was sterling.
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That was good but man was it dark
I'm a union worker, and I've supported Biden from well before I joined the union. Mr. Fain's speech was stirring, and made me want to see him and people like him all over the campaign trail.
Trump is a scab. Tell us how you really feel, Mr Fein. Yours in solidarity!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽
My Dad was a pipe fitter for 33 years for US Steel and thank God for the Union
President Joe _Stood With_ Workers.
Ex-Pres Donald *BLAMED* Workers.
@@susanfeldman-rm7ht We need more unions and stronger ones. I grew up in a family in which all the men worked in the steel mill at one time or another and all I heard as a little kid was the unions. Yes, if it weren't for the union no one would pay attention to people who built this country. I was grateful to have this young education. When I graduated from HS it was the first year they let 18 year olds vote and lots of kids didn't know the difference between Dem and Rep but I always knew and I still am a die hard union Dem. Although I doubt there are many of us around anymore.
Joe biden is one of the most pro union presidents ever while trump holds fake union rallys while bashing unions
VOTE and keep Trump far away from White House
It's America...they are immune to common sense.
VOTE and keep Trump and Biden out of the White House, third party all the way.
@@Voice-fs2qlokay, we get it. You want Trump to win.
Too bad we can't vote to send him to The Grey Bar Inn!!!
@@Voice-fs2ql I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 and ended up serving in Iraq. I voted for Jill Stein in 2016 and we ended up with a neglected pandemic that killed three of my family members, a destroyed economy, and a severely politically divided/estranged family.
"His juries..." classic! "Ignoring everything after, "'No! '"And I love Stephen and his writers... always on target 🎯
Proud UAW member, and proud of my fellow union members for endorsing Biden! Union strong ✊🏻
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Absolutely. I loved seeing it.
SEIU member proud of my fellow workers!
Most Americans can understand how E Jean Carol feels - He’s been forcing himself on us even though we’ve said “No” many times.
Good point
Mmmm thats not a good analogy... Non-consensual sexual interaction is quite different from "i didn't vote for him"
@@sivansharma5027 I was raped in 2005, deployed on the #USSPrinceton to the Iraq War, and covered up with a bad paper discharge when I attempted to report it.
I am one of an estimated 26,000 sexual assault victims in the military when there was 238 convictions in military courts.
When Trump was asked about this disgusting problem in our military his response was "What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together in the military?" This completely ignores the fact that since the vast majority of the military is male, the majority of victims are male, assaulted by other males. (btw, most male victims are not gay).
I attempted suicide in 2009 and survived with a traumatic brain injury in the frontal lobe, greatly complicating the PTSD I have from my assault and subsequent family estrangement.
Obama restored my VA access in 2013, allowing all veterans with PTSD to access VA mental health treatment, regardless of discharge characteristic #ThanksObama
Biden took investigation and prosecution of sexual assault and other violent felonies, out of the hands of commanding officers, assigning it to a separate, unbiased agency. #ThanksBiden
Biden made it possible for me to get my discharge upgraded when he changed the standards for the Discharge Review Board. #ThanksBiden
@@sivansharma5027 Trump's neglect of covid killed three of my family members and our economy. He threw Obama's Pandemic Action Plan in the garbage. #ThanksObama for trying to prepare your successor, even if he was too belligerent to take your advice after you successfully protected us from Swine Flu (H1N1), Ebola, and Zika.
@@sivansharma5027 My father is a Trump supporter, Obama and Biden hater, a E-8 veteran a bigoted #SanAntonioPD pig, victim-blamed me for my injustice/mental illness, and has not spoken to me in over a decade. When he found out I was in contact with his mother, he stopped talking to her, 5 years ago. She is 88 years old and has dementia. His brother and I take care of her and everybody else stays away due to our family division. My grandfather has passed away, but he was a O-5 (Captain) served 36 years. My uncle and my grandmother were Trump supporters, but have moved on to other republicans. They respect Biden's executive order regarding sexual assault in the military, but not much else that he has accomplished. They are privileged. My uncle owns 4 houses valued over a million each. My grandmother has a Captain's wife's nest egg to live on. It looks like I may hijack my father's inheritance. If so, cool, but I'm not interested in the money. I am happy to have people from my family that support me. The majority have cultishly turned their backs in disgust. I am grateful to have this time with my grandmother before she passes, even if it requires a lot of patience (dementia). My father's bigotry with politics and life, has cost him the relationships of his mother, brother, son, and who knows who else, I'm getting my information through a fractured grapevine.
Everything after no is why he is in court 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 exactly
Well said my friend, well said.
4 months in jail for attempting to overthrow the US Government, 5 years for sending your child to the wrong school district. Equal justice under the law.
Oh, the four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.
4 months for refusing to testify before congress. Stay tuned for count two...
Two tier justice system, for REAL for real.
And a possible death penalty for having a miscarriage.
Tanya McDowell didn't _'send her son to the wrong school district'._ She falsified a residence, but more specifically, it was considered felony larceny as it took more than $15,000 in funds from the Norwalk School District to pay for her son to attend that was not from that district. That charge 'stunk' to me as she was just trying to get her son in school at a time she didn't have an address, according to her. That was in April, 2011. That would not have gotten her jail time, probably probation and a fine with a reduced charge given the circumstances.
*That was not what got her 5 years.*
She was arrested and charged two months later for *offering drugs and prostitutes to undercover police officers multiple times,* including once in May leaving her son's birthday party to sell crack. Plus she was arrested in Nov., 2010 prior to the school thing for being in possession of marijuana and crack cocaine.
McDowell was charged with seven counts in total, including the 'over-charged' felony larceny. McDowell also had a previous record of bank robbery and weapons crimes that got her 18 months in prison a decade earlier.
The writers of tonight's episode were killing it! Get them a raise!
🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
@@kasper7203Totally agree.
@@user-wi6cv6ko8l Thank you. Remember when it comes time to vote. The entire world hope the US population will d the right thing and show the politicians that neither candidate is acceptable
I can feel the blue wave rising now that Jon Stewart is coming back into the fight. Steven is pumped. VOTE BLUE!!
So excited for that! 😀
@@keryntaylor3049 be careful. Stewart has said not a few very odd things over the last few years. He's not the progressive flagpost he once was, or even maybe as sane as he once was.
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Oh I thought the same thing he already has months of jokes already 😂😂I respect Jon Stewart for going to Congress on behalf of the 911 Responders, police and firemen to get financial help for their illness they got from ground zero Google it Jon Stewart really was a powerful Messenger 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Democrats need to stop supplying weapons to be used in war crimes if they don't want to sacrifice a lot of votes. I don't think the majority of Americans are pro war crime, do you?
The voters that matter most: his juries. 🤣
Yes. That was the joke he opened with.
But we appreciate the caption
@@ttacking_youhard disagree. Posting punchlines should be grounds for being punched.
Question is, will Trump's attornies remember to check the "by jury" box when they file.... Carroll soaked up 5 million and rumor has it, 30-100 million might be awarded early next week.
Great joke
"Which is fitting 'cause the whole trial is the result of Trump disregarding everything after "no"... " That is absolutely fantastic !! That, dear friends, is a 'keeper'...... !!!
Classic Mr. Colbert:
BOOM!🎤
Ukraine was a Money embezzlement scam and you fell for it. Good job failing the IQ test.
Because, not cause
🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
@@kasper7203 only stupid people fight over primitive religions that aren’t real
OMFG The “VIBE SESSION” was the best thing EVER, Please continue them on. I almost choked on my oatmeal this morning 😂😂😂 Love You Colbert!! #TheBigOrangeIsDoNe!!
I'm a retired union construction worker in NYC and I knew Trump was a scab decades ago.
The only scabs are the dems in the state of new york and dems in DC most corrupt doj ever in the history of the USA
Yes baby!
You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering.
You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.
Hey union guy, how is your math?
@@EarthSurferUSA Almost time to drink the CULT45 koolaid Surfer Boy.
@@EarthSurferUSABy having the government tell a woman and her doctor what is best for her own healthcare? And allowing my nation’s capitol to be trashed without repercussion? And threatening elected officials with hanging, hammers and kidnapping? Fascism and lawlessness won’t save us, thank you very much. We’ll take care of things the democratic way.
Trump loyalty. Perfect example of an oxymoron.
agreed, im all in for Biden i HATE America and love this border open and we are at the office betting on how fast we can hit 40 trillion national DEBT
BRING DOWN AMERICA !!!!
Vote BIDEN and smaller office DEMS...AMERICA MUST FALLL!!!!!!
Its the only way we can remove Trump and other republic thinking people
Communism/Socialism or nothing
It worked amazing for Cuba, China, and Vietnam why can't we do the same?
Or, just a moron.
And... just a moron.🤷🏻♀️
Yeah, Trump's on Oxy leading a bunch of Morons LOL Dont' know why that's funny but on the news today they had a report about people in the Trump whitehouse doing drugs - big time.
An oxymoron of morons, oh the irony(which they probably think is a metal).
Louis Cato being a cool cat in the background of the vibe was pure gold!! Great laugh for the morning!
He had me tapping a toe and snapping a finger😸
I vote to make the "Vibe Session" a regular bit! I loved it.
Trump disregarding everything after "No" --- spit my drink out laughing!!!
😂
That joke does not work. It is disregarding the no and basing your actions on the wilful disregard of the victims wishes that is the problem. What is there to disregard but the no?
@@Jartran72 What the hell are you talking about? It's not a joke. That's what happened.
Trump was only supposed to answer "yes" or "no" -- The judge said to disregard everything _after_ the "yes" or "no" because Trump was rambling like the geriatric narcissist he is -- what can you possibly be confused about?
@@johnsmithe4656The joke is about the assault.
It doesn’t quite work because Trump disregarded the word “No”, not everything said after “No”.
@@SimonFrack I think you're confused. Watch the video again.
That Trump fan being booted and realizing how f'd Trump world is, was precious 😂😂😂😂😂
I figure he must've scrolled his camera across the audience and it showed how empty the building was. 😂
Ohhh he knew all he time. He just did not realize how easy is being thrown overboard.
So, solid economy, global stability, outbreak of peace in the middle east is f'd up, but absolute economic collapse, america relegated geopolitically, chaos all over africa and the middle east under biden is totally fine.
Were heading towards WW3 because other powers recognised bidens inadequacy during the afghan withdrawal.
he felt the trump vibe
They all figure it out... Usually a little too late though
The usual greatness, but huge props to the band for keeping straight faces! 😎
“You’re drowning in dough but you don’t feel it yet because it’s not yet…bread” took me out ha. Vibe session was great
Trump going to prison would be all the vibe 2024 could ever want!
I agree, and keep Biden in, i wanna see how much more we can destroy America in record time
THis MAGA and keep America the focus for Americans is stupid
REMOVE all borders welfare for all illegals
Im with you Let's jail Trump
Code name ; Chester Cheato
Code name ; Honey Buns
Code name ; Prison Tan
The biggest boon to alcohol sales worldwide as people everywhere celebrate.
That was the young fellas first taste of authoritarianism. How do you think he liked it?
They need to learn that they will come after them too, not just liberals!!!
He'll get used to it, don't worry
My first taste was Colbert and these guys forcing us to get the 💉
@@JohnnyNadawhaaa….??
@@ivanm970ignore the Russian troll bots
Stephen is such an accomplished actor and versatile comic!! A great pleasure to watch and listen. Enormous value added to the news stories.
I love how the entire band was wearing sunglasses during Stephen's Vibe Session
Y’all know what to do, right?
VOTE! 💙
Vote as if your life - nay, our country - depend on it.
Because, this time, it does.
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It does!!!
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Trump's presidential campaign is *also* him ignoring everything after most voters told him "no" twice
He didn’t just ignore us, he tried stealing our election from us!
And he is getting another NO in November. 😊
@@martabubnich904He’s definitely not if he’s against Sleepy Joe again. (Please prove me wrong)
He has not quite formed a scab yet he still he has an open festering wound.
Some version of this punchline is the winning slogan.
As a guy that's worked in construction for decades. A scab is lower than a rat. Once labelled a scab, it seeps into your bones like radiation and it stays. You'll always be known as a scab, no matter which construction site you work on.
Of all the things to label Trump. Fain absolutely hit the nail on the head.
Keep up the excellent work, Stephen! You are helping us keep a sense of humor, which nowadays is a survival skill. Good job, buddy!
Haley got 47%! MTG blew a fuse!
Fuse is the name of her 15 year old boyfriend
And in typical dirty maga fashion, Large Marge claimed it was rigged
@@disastermaster1413 poor kid
Have you seen ABC and CBS reporting showing Democrats came in voting for her in a Rep vote
I starting to think us Democrats are taking cheating to a bigger level
@@disastermaster1413 Sick...yet still hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well played!
"This is how they treat loyalty in Trump world."
--Someone Who Just Learned Irony
Its a big oof...mans didn't learn anything probably, but we can hope he figured out irony *this time* .
I’ve been a union worker most of my adult life and I’ve learned this: if you’re working class or middle class you vote Republican if you care about culture war stuff and you vote Democratic if you care about making a living.
Republicans for culture war????
Racists, bigots, frauds & rapists?
Louis in the background, looking cool and trying not to laugh during the Vibe Session, made my week 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Please have Shawn Fein on the show as a guest. His speech was absolutely amazing.
Forgive my ignorance, I do not know this gentleman. What strikes me is his name which is oddly reminiscent of Sinn Fein the Irish Republican Army founded in 1918 to keep the British out of Ireland and continue to protest the division of Ireland.
Sinn Fein (pronounced as shawn fine) roughly translates to “We Ourselves”.
I definitely need to learn about this man!
All the best!
@@annenelson5656 Shawn Fein and his lovely girlfriend; Fiona Gayle
Give it up for Mr. Louis Cato leading that beatnik audience snap-along like a boss!
The double bass player woman was playing the double bass. And Joe was playing the snare and the cymbals, gently.
Stephen Colbert = National Treasure 🥰
You guys have been on fire with these Trump jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kicked out of the Dump rally. So much for HIS "freedom of speech".
And he'll learn and change nothing, continuing to vote for and give undying support to someone who's too weak to even explain why he kicked him out
Great point! That’s what we would have to look forward to
Amazing to me how Trump's attorney actually passed the NY state bar. Especially considering she got her law degree at Trump University.
of further note to that story... The RICO charges filed against Trump for what he did with the money he laundered with that university... were dropped when he was elected POTUS in 2015. He's always been a conman, from a conman family. runs in his blood.
Probably passed by one point.
She thinks she's important and qualified. How does she not know that nobody else wanted the job? All the 'GOOD', high-powered, legit attorneys would not TOUCH a Trump case. Everybody else knows it, how does she not know it? --- She was simply the only option left.
@@kathleenr4047 Pretty sure she's only doing this for her future tell-all book she no doubt is writing right now.
Judging by Habba's behavior it doesn't seem like she passes too many bars.
“No wonder Janet’s… yellin’.”
That was great.
That vibe session - is there nothing Colbert can't do?!?
I want to see him in jail. Not a puff prison. No pardon either!
The same level of prison as anyone else committing same crimes would be sent to!
Unfortunately, he will be confined to house arrest at one of his clubs. He will have a mental breakdown. Though not from the 18 hole golf course privileges being taken away because he will still have 1 - 2 hours recreation time at a one hole putting green. The further mental downward spiral instead resulting from no longer having the ability to crash wedding parties.
@@nomenclature9373if he goes into house arrest then there’s no hope for America. America has based its whole society on the rule of law instead of the pomp and ceremony of the Monarchy. The great experiment. I hope that he goes away and never gets out.
I wouldn’t mind it if he slipped and fell and …oops, gone.
@@nomenclature9373Nah. Judges make the call for alternate sentencing and their guidelines. And that’s towards criminals they don’t get sass from. If he does, he’ll be found to violate house-arrest orders and will need prison to keep him from wondering off into traffic. 😂
Make Vibe Sessions with Colbert a thing. Nailed it.
I was groovin' with it.
I was diggin it. He's a real cool cat 😊✌️
(i smiled thru da whole thing, esp since I luv jazz 😁)
I couldn’t even recognize him until he broke character!
👍👍
This came out of nowhere and was a thing of beauty!
Brilliant monolog Stephen.
Thanks to All the Americans who are Standing up for this country. 😎🇺🇲
Apparently it's wrong to think people who tried to stay in power by force shouldn't be allowed on the ballot.
@@johnjylanne7100 You actually believe that? You're really that naive? What an easy mark you are.
@@johnjylanne7100 Except there is no evidence to support such a claim especially when we'll known pro-Trump pundits were bragging about going to DC to stop the certification on social media.
I don't normally watch Colbert, but you seem to. I can tell.@@davidblackburn3396
@@johnjylanne7100 Hey John, how are ya gonna feel once Trump's in prison and Biden wins reelection?
Tick Tock buddy, it's coming and you can't stop it. 😘
@@davidblackburn3396 Its on video. Its the same guys who turn up to far right rallies in masks only to be chased off by proudboys who realise they are there to smear them.
Four months in prison is just a slap on the wrist. He should have sentenced to far more for such a treasonous act.
Glad you see it as well….for the elites, the justice system is a joke!
Not only that, but 4 months in a white collar prison, which is basically a house. What a joke your justice system is
That’s why Trump should go to jail and not get home confinement in his resort.
The four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.
you're illuminating your general lack of knowledge on the subject if you think Trump is going to spend time behind bars 😅
Omg I love Stephen Colbert all the time but this was extra good. God bless him.
Mad respect for the band being able to keep a straight face for that bit
Now I'm just a normal person, never been to law school or any of that stuff....but I'm pretty sure Habba lying about an illness so her client couldn't testify for a day or two to win a primary has to break some law on the books.
F.S. 837.012 Perjury when not in an official proceeding
However, under these circumstances, Florida law provides that this type of perjury is a first-degree misdemeanor carrying a penalty of up to 1 year in jail and a $1,000 fine.
*Apologiesthis is in regard to his case in New York. I'm not nearly as familiar with the law there. That being said it's still likely to have some measure of penalty. At the very least I could see it getting the bar to revoke her license to practice there.
You'd think the judge would've held in contempt something but not a damn thing.
ye but right now we can let them slide... once he's convicted. Get em all even those damn senators and house representatives who were in on it.
@@MajorHenryL It's not perjury, she wasn't testifying under oath..
Not illegal, but it IS unethical. The Bar will be having a look-see...along with many other items they'll be taking a dive into surrounding her courtroom antics
Judge Kaplan will surely be sending along some notes to the NYBA
@@TheUluxian lying to a judge is indeed at the very least considered contempt of court in every courtroom in the US. the judge can exercise discretion... but they can also be disbarred if it they refuse to do so too often. it's happened before.
Being associated with Trump seems to be a first class ticket to jail.
When does Trump’s ticket finally get punched though!😡
Y’a! Not suspicious at all!!! Everyone around the other candidate is getting arrested!!!! Just business as usual!!!!
I don't care if Joe Biden has to be wheeled around in a bed. He has done a great job, and he's a class act.
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"This is how they treat loyalty in Trump World. 😢"
DUH, where tf have you been, Quattrucci?! 🤣🤣🤣
They have to learn everything the hard way.
That Vibe Sesh was epic 😂 🙌🏾🕶️
Stephen is a crucial voice for the American left. His monologues in the evening are a welcome break from the insanity of the far right.
I would say he's a voice for the reasonably sane American. Most sane Americans actually like the constitution and wouldn't want insurrectionists to take over the government
WHY CORPORATE JOE IS SO UNPOPULAR.
Joe Biden purposely made student debt relief fail on a technicality as he knew it would be overturned by the supreme Court. That way, he could force young voters to come out to the polls a third time with the carrot and stick hanging over their heads. A $15 minimum wage was completely ignored by a made-up parliamentarian. Joe Biden promised a public healthcare option but now never mentions it. Refugee kids are still dying in detention centers at the border. Biden has given more gas and oil exploration permits than Trump. Joe Biden helped break the back of the railroad workers union. Joe Biden has continued a proxy war against Russia and most importantly unequivocally supports Israel's ethnic cleansing of Gaza which pushes us to the brink of nuclear Armageddon. And on and on and on and on....
These undeniable facts are why the president is so unpopular because the broader electorate understands that he works for corporations, not them. Obviously the Republicans are fascist, but the Democrats through their corporate corrupt complicity are sleepwalking us into this grim future. Sadly, Corporate Joe's sole purpose is to block progressive energy and the DNC is perfectly fine with Trump being president so long as Americans never get universal healthcare.
The system works.
Very true! He's a gift.
You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering.
You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.
Colbert is speaking on behalf of ALL AMERICANS and the health of our collective democracy (not just one side)
I think the reason for the economic pessimism is because perception doesn’t care about statistics. My pay gives me less purchasing power now than it did 2 years ago. Corporations are still doing massive layoffs. It still feels like workers are getting a bad deal, even as businesses report record profits.
Shoutout to the band for not breaking _once_ during the Vibe Session bit. Consummate professionalism and absolutely hilarious.
Easily best monologue of the year. Colbert on the bongos, awesome.
I demand more Vibe Sessions from Stephen
I want an ASMR video to fall asleep to!
I hope they make it a regular thing. Fun to watch!
Pure Colbert gold.
Hep Cat 🪘
The man demands loyalty, then kicks you to the curb as soon as you’re no longer useful to him. And *that’s* who the GOP is nominating for President
This single show is Emmy worthy! 🎉
Damn tonight's jokes were savage. Goldilocks Bidenomics is the only vibe I'm on. That vibe session was amazing. Loved it.
My receipt from the super mkt says Bidenomics so no bueno jack
🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Some people aren't feeling the vibe because they watch Fox entertainment and believe what they're told ("crime and inflation are out of control" despite statistics showing that isn't true). The rest of us are uneasy because we still have repubes in the House and Senate that are actively trying to destroy the economy and create chaos instead of getting things done, because they believe it will help rump.
Freakin' on fire tonight. Can't stop laughing. Thanks Stephen, I needed that.
Stephen keep going all you comic’s have a huge job ahead of you in the next year and the presidency.🙏🏼❤️
Long time fan, first time posting. Vibe Session may be the best thing I've seen you do. Loved it!
I like coming to Stephen's monologues to get the truth in the news...
Here's some truth for you then: Joe Biden Bypassed Congress to send another $14 *Billion* to Israel to bomb another hospital full of innocent civilians, leading to the ever-climbing Palestinian Death Toll which as of last Friday was soaring past 22 Thousand. For comparison, the number of victims on October 7th was 1700.
Our President is funding a fucking genocide rather than using that money to fix all the problems over here. Homelessness would no longer be a thing if we used that $14 Billion to build houses for everyone.
@@johnjylanne7100oh boy....😂 bud just no...
Right ....Colbert, Meyers, Kimmel, and John Stewart coming back on the today show .. comedians give the most honest monologs
@@johnjylanne7100 "Reality has a well known liberal bias."
it's true... and you know who said that? go ahead, look it up.
Me too 😅
Always love his Biden impersonation 😎
😂 It’s pretty groovey, Jack!
He needs to be in jail. Period.
Thank you for your coverage of bidenomics - funny, comprehensive and easily digestible to those that find those issues difficult to follow 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Another BRILLIANT monologue punctuated with a Beatnik Vice Session exclamation mark. Way Perfetto Daddy-O!
Stephen is such a nuanced and multi-talented entertainer. Stay healthy Stephen, we need you!
“This is how they treat loyalty in trump world”
Uh yeah the rest of us figured that out from all his indicted former employees and how he never pays anyone.
This is how they treat loyalty in trump world...correct😂😂😂
Peter Navarro’s arch-enemy, the “Anarchy Princess” (a.k.a. the Whistle Lady), was there again to thwart his press conference. She’s the hero that the world needs against Peter Navarro.
The cowbell was great too.
Trump lasted twice as long (3 minutes on the stand) as his time with Stormy Daniels (90 seconds).
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Bahahahaha!
😂❤
He got upset and filled his diaper.
His penis and fingers are the same short size
Love the Beat session.
"Beep! Beep! I'm a truck, Jack." is something I'll be grinning about all day.
Lock him up
Make America great again trump for prison still nothing found on hunters laptop or Hilary’s servers
Yes, lock Stephen colbert up
@@disastermaster1413 enlighten us what he did wrong
@@jandjhrocoit’s a troll. Ignore them.
@@disastermaster1413 "My, what original and witty banter. Your parents must be so proud of you, disaster!"
...said no one. ever
Vibe Session is classic Carson. More of this goofy goodness.
Drowning in dough, not bread yet. Perfect explanation
Loved Stephen's Vibe Session! 😂
"This is how they treat loyalty in Trumpworld".
Very good, bud. It only took you about 8 years to learn what the rest of us already knew.
Red hats are very slow learners sigh...
The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.
The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.
The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.
And yet he was back with a video sucking....
That kid learning about the Leopards Eating Your Face party in real time is just beautiful
He's a real prize that one... I want to ask him (but not really) "awww poor baby, do you need me tp protect you from all the big, bad women who hurt your poor fee-fees?"
LOVE THE VIBE SESSION! I hope so. Construction is slower this January than in the past.
I was seriously impressed with the vibe session!😂😊💜
This was a pure Stephen Colbert magic monologue. His political satire is so above anyone else. He needs to win an award just for this. Excellent. I laughed my AZZ off!
Nailed the monologue at the very end with the Vibe Session bit. A brilliant take on mid-20th century "beat poetry" down to the '50s Wayfarer shades, goatee, hairstyle, turtleneck, and bongo drums, and with the band in sync to the beat vibe (even with the anachronistic cowboy hat in view). Perfect!
You're taste in Stephen Colber reminds me of Hamhawks without the Pinto beans or cornbread !
You do realize he pretty much reads off a teleprompter...with a payed audience, told when to laugh and clap etc..
@@TraXx-eb1oq so? Isn't that how ALL talkshows work?
You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering.
You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.
A bad day for tfg, a good day for America.
Funny how that works
May his grave never go an hour urine free and never feel the cool shade of a visit from a loved one or friend. He won’t be missed by anyone who matters.
That "custody of their kids" joke? Sick burn on my dad!😂
this sketch was amazing!
It makes me laugh that people keep saying Joe Biden is "too old" - to do a job at which he is OBVIOUSLY EXCELLING !!
Ok we need more Vibe Sessions. That was marvelous.
So I'm assuming that the reason that Quattrucci was kicked out of the party was based on their assumption that doing so would allow them to claim that Quattrucci was not there, and perhaps that they could pretend that the picture was taken somewhere and somewhen else? But then it completely backfired when he livestreamed the expulsion? And so we should be laughing even harder?
Great Vibes Session