How You Know You’re Getting Older. Ty Barnett - Full Special
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When I was 35, I got talked into playing a full court 5 on 5 game with guys in their young 20’s, and 5 mins into the game, I became their coach that clapped too much.
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂Amazingly real!
LOL. Yeah, I just can't keep up anymore.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Not eating after 8 o'clock, tried it.... that's impossible." 😂😂😂
Obviously.
@MzARavenLunatic Due to your circadian rhythm.
Just don’t eat anything for three days after that you’re no longer hungry period.
IMPOSSIBLE
@@ericdavis2928 Yes! It's not just me, right? Uugghhh. LoL
Omg. I was watching this in my car on my lunch break. Someone came to check on me, cause I was laughing so hard. They thought I was crying though. LoL
Good one, too funny!
No they did not.
Nice.
That's hilarious 😂
You got friends tho.🤕
every single joke holyyyy he's hilarious!! He should get an hour special. Anybody with me?
Got nearly half
Enjoyed every minute! And no non-stop profanity.
Omg yes!....🤣🤣
Oh absolutely!!! 100%!!!!
With you 100%.
Your delivery was so confident, your timing was calm and cool, jokes were clever and funny... You're my new favorite.
Yep ! I so agree with you!
I almost wet myself, not for the first time! 🤣🤣🤣
*Same... New favorite!
He's my new fave too Sugarplum! So Jerry Seinfeld😄
Cool collected and perfect timing. Need to see more of Ty Barnett😄😄!!
“Anybody not going to Montana, please exit the ✈️, SIR” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Anyone not going to Montana please exit the plane.." LOL
….Sir.
...sir!
I nearly spit out my food lol
“Anybody on this NOT going to Montana? Talking to you sir.” LMAO
"They in the barn, Jason" 😆😆😆
"spank 'em first. They was drinkin' , too.
Perfect !!
That was funny right lol
Jason Barn hahahaa
🙋😹😸
You know you’re getting older when the back of your Medical Alert bracelet is a full paragraph.
My Medical Alert bracelet is a plaque I wear around my neck like in a mug shot.
@@catharineorellana3522 I have TWO bracelets.
@S. Holliday Trying to decide which style and color I want on Amazon...ugh
Hahahaha!!!! 😂
I had a bad day and this made me feel better. He’s talented. So refreshing to hear a comedian that’s not swearing a lot.
Me too
@@arthurlewis468 The last couple months I've been watching a show a day just to get out of the craziness going on!! Laughter is definitely good for MY SOUL!!
U know u getting old when you made a comment like this one
@@arthurlewis468 his delivery of content is on point
They say that laughter is the best medicine.........
Not for erectile dysfunction it's not 😆
He got me on the first joke. "I had to make the hard decision, so I gave up reading". Great delivery all the way through.
I loved that one too. I wasn't expecting that response. Being caught off guard right off the bat was awesome.
I realized I was getting old when as soon as I see a house in movies I wonder how much the utilities are and if the windows are insulated. Smh.
When I saw the home they used for HOME ALONE. And my first thought was ugh, cleaning that carpet is a task. All that natural wood, whew!
Yo! I get hella mad now when a house in a movie gets trashed when it could've been avoided. Aiight, Eezy ✌🏾😤💯
😂😂😂
And what the occupants do for a living to afford it
darlin one that is my biggest question! Everyone is killing it or inherited.
Please drag my body down the street, next to the church, and wipe the glitter off my face lmao I died 😂😂😂😂
"Spank em first! They was drinking too!!" Too funny😆😅😅
I'm positive that the "thumb downs"are from people who were laughing so hard that they hit the wrong one. This dude effortlessly hilarious!
I literally did exactly that! Luckily I saw it and corrected it.
I hit the thumbs down on accident & still freaking out but I am 70
U can correct thumbs down??
Here in the future, we don’t have the thumbs down on videos anymore . It’s just a symbolic effigy.
@@ninajo33yes just hit thumbs up. Or hit thumbs down again. It’ll go away
My body was like ....”hey-where u goin 🤣 yep
“One kid ripped his arm off and it grew back,tattoo and all.”
I died right there
Morri 🤣
😄😄😄
This is prob my favorite comedian that hasn’t blown up big time. His timing, cadence, references, and HONESTY... on point!!! All of it! Love love love ❤️
True that...Ms Torres you made my day too...
"You being disrespectful...They in the barn Jason." 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really did enjoy his clean jokes. His act was refreshing.
PLEASE MORE OF THIS GUY
I laughed so hard...clean jokes are way more difficult to write
Awful lot of cussing and sexual inuendo for Dry Bar, though. But I enjoyed it still. They need to cut it out, this is a clean-thinking town.
I did hear a fart joke in there.. but anyway 😆
Yes on the clean jokes!!!!
How to know you're getting older...
When you stop saying "old" and start saying "older".
Fact
Carlon said it better
I begrudgingly admit that you’re absolutely correct.
Heather Wohl: The three sure signs of old age...
#1. Loss of memory
#2. I can't ever remember number 2
#3. Is loss of memory....
Also when people call you ma'am and you see that as respect and aren't offended anymore 🤭🤣😂
I love how he builds up the joke walking and smiling, then gives you a totally deadpan punchline that feel like common sense. “Your parents told you to stay home” 🤣🤣
Why did you leave the BULLS?
Me too. I'm used to the conversational style now. He had me really appreciating his punchlines and their frequency. He is just a well seasoned talent.
You know you're getting old when you meet an intelligent, articulate,, well groomed, employed, drop dead gorgeous heterosexual guy and think..... "He'd make a great son-in-law"!!
And you're still young enough when you think" I better not let him meet my daughter!"
🤣
Comedians in the comment section, thanks for the laugh 😂
@@RainRemnant invested observationists.
YO!!!!! THIS COMMENT IS FUNNY!!!
Now that was hilarious, this guy is talented!
It's hysterical, sarcastic, and most of all..clean
That would be bad for him as a comedian if it were true
I never give feedback but simply had to. This is the funniest comedian I have heard in a long time. Had me crying!
I know this is old, but please don’t ever stop sharing your talent… Because you got it
He is absolutely hysterical 😂 Loved his entire set. ♥️
Yes agreed!!!!
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Yep! He's funny. Im definitely glad I gave him a chance. Quality material, quality performance!
“Your mom and dad told you not to leave the house “ 😂 how I watch every movie
He went INNNN!!! Most borderline Dry Bar set I’ve seen so far. Dude is an absolute legend. Definitely a great performance.
"Please wipe this glitter off my forhead...." ha!
"....after you drag my body to the church.".
"Which is humbling" lmao!
You know when you are getting old when you pull a muscle in your sleep and get outta bed totally injured.
Yes! Feels like death
Yessss
Oh 😲 dmn 😬 oh well 🤣
I got so weak laughing at this comment..... because it's true! Lol
I swear I just was sitting there, doing nothing, no thing, now my right wrist is sore, swollen, and throbbing... wth? 😢😢😢😢
“Tried Pilates.
Farted in my own face,”
Wtf DEAD 💀 I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard, had to back up 30 seconds bc I missed everything he said after that.
I could not stop laughing!!🔥🔥👍
Same here!
Drybar, Wetbar, Strip Bar: this dude had me laughing from start to finish in his set. I watch LOTS, let me say again, LOTS of stand up comedy. I love Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Jeff Dunham, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, the late Patrice O’Neal, the late Greg Giraldo, and a handful of lesser known comics that are still Titans in the game...This guy kept me laughing from start to finish. Just for notes, each of the folks I listed did that once for sure, maybe twice in all of the billions of dollars worth of specials that they’ve released. And I still think that they’re the best of the best. This guy has something special going on.
You nailed it! I was having lunch and feared my food will go the wrong way.
When u mentioned George Carlin & Patrice O'Neal, I knew u knew what you Waz talking about
I actually laughed. And im a very grumpy person.
Esther B. Esther is a grumpy name.
Life 2 short!
@@Revenant-jv7dm : lol. My name is Esther and I'm not grumpy. Well, maybe, just a little.
@@Revenant-jv7dm 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
His comedy is unique and truly artistic. He is a master at getting close to the line, sometimes stepping over it, but never stepping on it verbally. A great comedy sketch.
Ty Barnet. Remember his name! Nods, smiles throughout. Relatable, relaxed, well timed, (later realized; clean) Humor at its best!
Laughed very hard throughout his entire act ! He is a great comedian.
And that dimpled smile's a 10, too!
I love when comics get tickled at their own jokes. He was awesome!
@Mark Magoo either way its still funny.
This guy needs to be star. One of the funniest sets I've heard in a long time
The crowd was eating up his jokes, loved it😂
So true about scary movies.
Also. "The insanity workout, I tried that, I was clinically dead for three minutes." 🤣🤣🤣 Funny guy!
🤣🤣🤣The warm itself kills you before the actual workout
I farted in my own face....😅😅😅😅😅💨
Okay...........
Hysterical! I laughed out loud, all by myself, thru the whole thing! Had to share this one. Love him!
Me too
I believe he auditioned for America's Got Talent. If not then somebody stole part of his set! Lol He's hilarious 😆
@@catc6050
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@@jackieruss3825 huh?
Me too! 😂
You're a very funny dude. I intended to watch only a few minutes but ended up watching the entire set. Had a smile on my face the whole time. Thanks for the laughs.
Who on earth disliked this? He's one of the best ones I've seen on here!!!
Jealous people are the ones who give thumbs down.
Somebody theorized that people were laughing so hard they accidentally hit the wrong button. And another commenter replied that that's exactly what he did and he went back later to correct it.
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute. You're consistently funny and that's rare.
Comedy gold!!! I was gasping for air from laughing soo hard, I've had a pretty hard week and this has brightened it up big time thanks a bunch 🤩🤩
He's really funny. Caught me off guard with his effortless jokes
Now THIS was something special! I’m an instant FAN, Ty!! 😂😂😂
😂🤣 his horror movie reference- I've been doing that for how long now...no wonder ppl think I'm so old
15:56 "I already offered, she gon' learn tonight" 🤣
Love the fact that when he spoke about race, he didn't say Black! or White! He didn't have to.
I think he's very funny
Loved him!!!😂
"You don't look like the girls in the videos"
I just died LMAO
You are amazing. Ty, your content + timing + energy = GOLD!
Platinum!!!👍
This guy’s flow is amazing. Continuously on point.
That was a very solid set. No lulls, 24 mins of great comedy. 👏🏽👍🏽
This is funny and relatable and, I think I love him.
It's so refreshing hearing clean comedy. This is proof that profanity is not needed
Exactly. Really enjoyed watching him. 😂
I'm sooo with you on that!!!
Clean poop jokes. Gotta love 'em.
The channel only has that
~ True, but I still enjoy Doug Stanhope now and then.
I realized I was getting older when i saw a big gorgeous house , wanted it, until I thought what it would take to clean it.
Absolutely!!
“Can you please drag my body down the street? Next to the church?” hahahahaa
TY is hilarious....and all he said is true in such a funny way.
Ty Barnett is hilariously funny!
His getting older comedy is spot on!
Ty's flow, timing and delivery is perfect!
On the plane going to Montana, with pilot repeating that the flight was going to Montana was so funny!
Ty Barnett most definitely deserves more comedy specials!
Comedic awesomeness!
I Laughed THE ENTIRE TIME!!!This dude is Funny. He made me subscribe...PLEASE BRING HIM BACK!
When my wife and I leave the house, I'm like, hunny aren’t you gonna bring a jacket just in case? She’s like, no I’ll be fine. Later that night, she’s like I'm cold could you give me your jacket. Me:Oh hell no!😂
he is a funny, funny dude. It's rare to laugh throughout someone's set but I did a lot.
No you didn’t
"Its 2019 - People go everewhere, all the time "
Meanwhile in 2020....
Understatement
charles kim The Kobe joke didn’t age well either. :(
Lol
@@michellecallard2261 - but he's not psychic- how would he have known? That would mean that no comedian could EVER mention ANYONE'S name because we are ALL going to die someday! It's like people refusing to watch older movies that show NYC with the Twin Towers in the background.
@@michellecallard2261 i still thought it was funny
From the first to the last moment, I just loved Ty Barnett! He is truly funny, LOVES his dog, and no dirty words. Super! Hope you have more of his comedy, and longer. We all need a good laugh these
days. I wish everybody love, good health and peace of mind!
Ty Barnett was one of my favorite comedians on the 2nd season of Last Comic Standing (good gravy, that was almost 20 years ago… time flies). Glad to see he’s still killing it!
Getting older is not for the faint of heart. This guy is so funny.
You are the funniest comic I have ever heard. Your timing is incredible.
You’ve never heard of Chris Tucker
He reminded me of Robin Williams! I was laughing the whole time!
I just turned 40, my guy up here spittin' them facts!
Do yourself a favor and watch this gentlemen he’s very funny! 👍🏼😂🤣😂
I love dry bar because it's good vibes and funny and tbh I fall asleep to comedians all the time
Me too! Not because they're boring or anything but they just don't yell and scream at you and swear all the time. 😁
@@charitysChannels OMG YES! I really don't mind profanity as long as its not constant, loud and gross. BUt I certainly do enjoy DryBar alot. Funny without being profane. Who'd a thunk it???
I will take good stand-up comedy over pretty much anything these days, honestly I think they're an "essential worker" for our mental health
Scout evangelisti me too!!
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This guy is funny! Talkin truth 😂
😂 I knew the precise second I switched from younger self to older self......excited about putting my new slippers on, rather than going out to the pub
So im binge watching these comedy videos for like 2 hours ... and this guy get me to drag my lazy a** and write this comment coz he is really funny... hilarious... Bravo !
This guy is funny 😆
LMAO 🤣😂
That's usually what it takes to become a comedian
TheJ1zzardOfOz this man be shitten everywhere
TheJ1zzardOfOz indeed yes
Pretty good jokes, laid back, unexpected, funny as hell. Love this guy 🤣
Thanks for the laughs during a very depressing time. ❤️
"Drag my body down the street" & "wipe the glitter off my forehead".....I love it! LMAO
He is too funny. Impeccable timing. His smile (especially when he gets tickled by his own jokes) and authentic delivery make me laugh more - if that’s possible. I’ve experienced “the stare” in SLC, UT. They thought I was Whoopi Goldberg - adults and children. 😂
I experienced "the stare" in Massachusetts from a few people once, probably because they'd never seen someone from the Middle East in person before. LOL!
@@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 my husband looks like he stepped out of an Old Testament movie. He's a novelty wherever we go. 😆
Soooo funny!!! 😂🤣🤣 I love his twists, surreal, but only a little so that the story is still pretty real. Skittle on the road, he grew a new arm 😂😂😂 thank you Ty. You’re truly special!
He said "i dont frolic" hahahaha. Oh my goodness. I couldnt contain myself. Never had someone use it in that context.
Ty Barnett is A-maaaz-ing!!! I'm gonna listen to the whole thing over again right now.
6:03 "Is that Kobe?"
That joke is now told in past tense.
F
Press F to pay respects
Turning 40 was tough, it was a friend who said, ‘You need glasses or longer arms, Judy’. I gave some real thought to going for longer arms, I HATE GLASSES!
Hilarious--‘yeah, the music IS too loud’😅😂🤣
Glasses are great for two reasons: 1) protection against things that otherwise might impact your eyes, and 2) you can change your appearance radically in pursuit of a life of crime. especially if wearing face masks.
Watched this stand-up next to my gf who was sleeping already.. Can you imagine how hard it was to compress my laugh without shaking the bed. Wow this dude's got talent! Keep it up Ty! Peace and love from the mother city - Cape Town, South Africa 🇿🇦💯
This was a dope set. It was only like 3 minutes in and I was crying laughing:
No you were not.
Love you Ty Barnett! Your hilarious & we need more specials to watch!
2pac😢
I laughed so hard throughout this video. This guy is hilarious 😂
No you didn’t
This guy was totally classic.!
Beyond my expectations.!
Bring him back soon.!
He had me laughing all the way through this video. Dude is mad funny. I will be adding him to the people I follow.
'today is Tuesday, don't try to change me" ;_;
I love DryBarComedy. Some are better than others. I'm loving me some Ty! He's funny. I so enjoy watching and hearing the audience enjoy the comedian. Sometimes there is not alot of reaction and I feel bad for the comic. But this audience is enjoying him which makes it more enjoyable for him, I'm sure. And myself as well. Go Ty!
Ty Barnett- 💕 hilarious!
I realized I was an official adult when my first response to seeing the homes of main characters on shows was “LMAO. They could never afford a place like that with their salaries!”
Right, like Home Alone had me wondering what in the world did Kevin's parents do!!!
@@nicolecunningham5477 RIGHT? That house was HUGE.
How you know you are getting older ?
When looking thru your pocket change, you are hard pressed to find a coin that has been in circulation as long as you have ; )
Actually having change in your pocket dates you pretty good.
Yeah we used to love finding one with our birth year.. now? Not so much
when you cannot read the date