7 Kids Is A Nightmare. Chelle T - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 19. 02. 2021
  • 7 Kids is a nightmare, or at least it is when you're Chelle T. and your oldest is 35 and your youngest is 15. In this Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Chelle T, Chelle breaks down what it's like to raise 7 children and how to discipline your child when they get out of hand. Whether you're a fan of the TV show The Nanny, or whether you just like good clean comedy, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Chelle T is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 233

  • @intouch8789
    @intouch8789 Před 3 lety +105

    Lol. Love the down to earth brutal honesty.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌

  • @jessicaaudate
    @jessicaaudate Před 3 lety +101

    She was good. The audience was subpar 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Panini529
    @Panini529 Před 3 lety +48

    I wish her special was longer than 17 minutes. She was awesome and hilarious.

  • @shannonbrice8012
    @shannonbrice8012 Před 3 lety +123

    Every single time my children told me that hated me and I am ruining their lives, I would look them in the eye and tell them good then I am doing my job! Apprently I was ruining their lives when I wouldn't let them go out at midnight to hang in a store parking lot with 30 other people (at the age of 15).

    • @gigibeauchamp
      @gigibeauchamp Před 3 lety +10

      You go Mama!!! I ruined my kids lives the same way! But when one of them told me to "shut up" or called me a "b*+ch" I apologized to God then I had to touch them up if you know what I mean. You know... changed their hair style or fixed that problem with their wisdom teeth LoL

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal Před 3 lety +6

      Horrible parent. Lol.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou Před 3 lety +8

      Just say "Oh but I love you so so much and you haven't changed my life at all in any way. It's been a blast every single second of the day, even when you tell me you hate me" with an 🙄. 🤷‍♀️ When they say "I hate you" and you respond with an "I love you" it confuses them in the midst of their anger. Typically you'll just get a scream of high pitched screeching, a slammed door and if they're raised right an "I'm sorry" before dinner or bedtime. Lol

    • @jacquelinedavis4955
      @jacquelinedavis4955 Před 3 lety +8

      Running other peoples lives is a thankless job

  • @caity9244
    @caity9244 Před 3 lety +104

    One of us had to go. 😂🤣🤣 Love it.

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate Před 3 lety +6

      It's best that way🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrMaziar58
      @MrMaziar58 Před 3 lety

      Or one of us shouldn't have been here in the first place
      At 48 having a 35 years old!!

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 Před 3 lety +5

      @@MrMaziar58 Yes, she had her first child at 14. But she learned. And she raised her kids. Most adults can't do that nowadays. Not to mention once all their kids reached adulthood, they adopted three kids. So I think she did okay regardless.

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 Před 3 lety +139

    I remember explaining to my husband after 6 months of marriage: we have magical boxes located in each bathroom and the bedroom called hampers. They're magical because if you put your clothes in them after they're dirty, they will magically wash themselves dry themselves fold themselves or hang themselves up! But the key is they have to be placed IN the magical box NOT on or beside it or anywhere else in the house! I actually took him on a tour of the house and demonstrated the ease of opening the magical boxes LOL.

    • @lorirose4187
      @lorirose4187 Před 3 lety +12

      Yes I hear you. I told my husband I wish I had a laundry fairy 🧚‍♀️ like you do. Drop clothes 👔👕👖in hamper then they appear clean and folded in your drawers again.

    • @notoriousMAG
      @notoriousMAG Před 3 lety +5

      👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 to ∞

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety +2

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌

    • @nicholasfrancis8381
      @nicholasfrancis8381 Před 3 lety +10

      And now you're divorced? Lol
      Everything this woman said about drawers, cupboards and keys is the exact opposite to me.
      To top it off, i put my clothes in the dirty washing basket/hamper. However, the cherry on top is that when the hamper is full or i am low on work clothes, gym clothes or underwear...wait for it, i wash them, in the washing machine that i know how to use, i even hang them in an organised fashion and when they're dry, i know, shut up, you don't believe me whatever. Lol i fold them and put them away in their allocated places. 🤯

    • @jacquelinedavis4955
      @jacquelinedavis4955 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nicholasfrancis8381 you're a gem my friend I dont mind wash and fold but for Pete's sake put it away

  • @jellybelly7629
    @jellybelly7629 Před 3 lety +27

    The hot flash thing I’m so there. I’m the only one in Church in the winter with a tank top on and my fan in one hand and ice cold water in the other. A priest asked me in confession if I was ok. I said yeah it’s just satan tryin’ to get me. We both died laughing. God Bless

  • @DabbleDont
    @DabbleDont Před 3 lety +18

    When you said The Nanny, I thought of that old show with Fran Drescher 🤣

  • @lorirose4187
    @lorirose4187 Před 3 lety +52

    She is right on about kids. Shes funny. Love her.

  • @amandacanny
    @amandacanny Před 2 lety +7

    "when you gotta have a discussion" 🤣 that and "the devil tap dancing on the back of your neck in a winter coat smoking a cigar" those lines GOT ME 😆😆

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli Před 3 lety +54

    I have bought my husband numerous devices, hooks, containers, etc. to help him keep track of his keys...which he _never uses._ Okay, fine. But then, don't come to me, demand I clear everything off of and _out_ of _my desk_ because _you_ can't find _your keys._ And most _certainly_ don't ask to borrow _mine;_ we'll _never_ be able to leave the house at that rate.

    • @notoriousMAG
      @notoriousMAG Před 3 lety +5

      👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 to ∞

    • @lorirose4187
      @lorirose4187 Před 3 lety +5

      I hear ya. Only it was me that couldn’t find my cell. 😂😂

    • @leemartin9156
      @leemartin9156 Před 3 lety +3

      It is a power thing, manipulating (unless a history of head injury etc). If he likes beer or sex, bribe him Lol. Say Honey, when you put your keys here, I will bring you your beer (or whatever). Try positive reinforcement. If it works, Halleluah. If not, get him a clap on clap off key ring Lol.

    • @notoriousMAG
      @notoriousMAG Před 3 lety +1

      @@leemartin9156 😄😄😄

  • @allanyates8978
    @allanyates8978 Před 2 lety +4

    Love & like are not the same. "I mean shoot i don't like zucchini, but i love to eat."

  • @Sarah-mc3hw
    @Sarah-mc3hw Před 3 lety +145

    I think she meant “Supernanny”, not “The Nanny” - got me thinking of the 90s sitcom, not Britain’s best discipline queen 😂

    • @cariaus3758
      @cariaus3758 Před 3 lety +6

      same xd

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou Před 3 lety +14

      I know I thought she was talking about the nanny with the nasally voice. Lol until she went in further detail. Lol

    • @DabbleDont
      @DabbleDont Před 3 lety +9

      Same here - I'll be hearing Fran Drescher's voice in my head the rest of the day! 😆

    • @ct5951
      @ct5951 Před 3 lety +4

      Same LOL.

    • @mariewagner5283
      @mariewagner5283 Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly!

  • @sallykrouth5714
    @sallykrouth5714 Před 2 lety +6

    Married fifty years before I had to lay him to rest. Spent the last seven years just missing him. Have wonderful family, grandkids, great grandkids girlfriends to hang out with often.

  • @debs_boho_jungle
    @debs_boho_jungle Před 2 lety +5

    Loved her act! Realness funny!

  • @quinnieschannel8003
    @quinnieschannel8003 Před 3 lety +20

    Funny mama and so true 😆

  • @BT-jz7zn
    @BT-jz7zn Před 3 lety +7

    These ladies in Drybar are hilarious ..
    We want to see more of their comedies.

  • @josiahcrane8033
    @josiahcrane8033 Před 3 lety +36

    Great comedy! She was 13 when she had her first kid. What an amazing woman.

    • @Queendomcruz
      @Queendomcruz Před 2 lety +7

      I know right, it takes a lot to have 7 kids come up with material and get on that stage that’s a superwoman to me.

  • @annmarie7721
    @annmarie7721 Před 3 lety +19

    SO FUNNY!! SO RELATABLE !! I laughed out loud all by myself! 🤣😂😅😀😁😃😄😅😆😀

  • @juliawilkinson
    @juliawilkinson Před 3 lety +59

    She’s so funny! What’s with the dead crowd lol 😂

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate Před 3 lety +3

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @gwenyverreking5565
      @gwenyverreking5565 Před 3 lety +1

      For real!

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 3 lety +3

      She's funny, I laughed out loud in the "overprotected" part, but the comedic flow is a bit slow for my taste...I like comedians with 5 punchlines a minute...she gave one per 5 minutes... Maybe the crowd was like me, everyone has their own cups of coffee...

    • @leemartin9156
      @leemartin9156 Před 3 lety +3

      IKR! I was sitting here laughing mao. I wish I had been there in person! There was a comedian a long time ago who said he did a show and nobody laughed. He thought he failed miserably until after he overheard a group talking. One said That was the funniest show ever! The others agreed! Stoic people? Maybe she said stuff most thought but never thought anyone else thought it too. Ha ha!

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 Před 3 lety +14

    B.REASON
    MAN... THIS LADY IS HILARIOUS !!!
    AND I LOVE HER HONESTY !!!!!
    SO GLAD I WAS PRIVILEGED TO WATCH HER.. !!!! GIVES ME HOPE !!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeanna7851
    @jeanna7851 Před 3 lety +15

    I love that. .. " I wasn't fat I was over protected"
    I definitely relate to just being hot...

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 Před 3 lety +18

    I feel her on the drawers 😂👍

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate Před 3 lety +1

      My son does it too😑. Drawers, cabinets, doors. The fridge AND freezer on occasion

    • @rjchavers9267
      @rjchavers9267 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jessicaaudate oh my Lord! The fridge and the freezer?! That's potentially an expensive bad habit if you don't catch it in time. I'll keep my situation with cabinets and drawers in better perspective now.

  • @TeacherBeesABCs-123s
    @TeacherBeesABCs-123s Před 3 lety +18

    She was awesome and sooo relatable!! Loved it!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 Před 3 lety +12

    My mama and I tell each other all the time when we're argumentative and just need a break from each other. "I love you but I don't like you right now".

  • @tomorrowmely3624
    @tomorrowmely3624 Před 2 lety +2

    She is great! I love her energy and personality. Funny in a very relatable way.

  • @deanabennett8461
    @deanabennett8461 Před 3 lety +14

    My husband refuses to use the dishwasher....really???? And i totally get the hotflashes! And could not imagine raising 7 teenagers. One almost killed me. Shout out to this lady!

  • @deniseabrams7212
    @deniseabrams7212 Před 3 lety +25

    She speaking facts

  • @sdraper2011
    @sdraper2011 Před 3 lety +23

    She has perfect teeth.

  • @bkind1144
    @bkind1144 Před 3 lety +14

    Right On Sistah I can relate. Soooooo Funny. Thanks 👏

  • @icykittenlunatic1122
    @icykittenlunatic1122 Před 3 lety +11

    I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER!! 😜❤️😜

  • @cB-my5db
    @cB-my5db Před 3 lety +6

    She is hilarious!!😂
    Everything she says is true,&she makes it so funn! I truly enjoyed her. & I want to hear more of her!!😄

  • @CounterCultureWISE
    @CounterCultureWISE Před 3 lety +13

    Ooh, she spoke to me! ❤️

  • @perceptionascending439
    @perceptionascending439 Před 3 lety +38

    She's funny and speaks the truth XD that's a great comedian

  • @lizzy1791
    @lizzy1791 Před 3 lety +7

    You rock mama! I also have 7 kids! ❤️

  • @taoren7796
    @taoren7796 Před 3 lety +11

    Relatable. Hilarious!!

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 Před 3 lety +10

    Phenomenal job 👏🏽🙌🏽👌🏽❤

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 Před 3 lety +10

    *She Know Her Stuff!*
    *Best of Luck to Her*
    🤔🍀💞🍀💞🍀💞🍀😉

  • @zenobiaunknown2668
    @zenobiaunknown2668 Před 3 lety +11

    Love her!!!!’

  • @franciscorp2748
    @franciscorp2748 Před 3 lety +38

    she's like my mom doesn't want a single child in her house

    • @patriciaque197
      @patriciaque197 Před 3 lety +8

      We don't realize what they are up against until we're in the same shoes. My Mom raised 5. I had 1. I don't know how she did it but we do our level best.😄

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety

      To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀😀🙌🙌🙌

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 Před 3 lety

      My mom raised 4 of us, 3 grandchildren, and has 1 great grandchild 6 days a week ... until covid hit.
      She's been home alone for a year and is going crazy.

  • @rach1996
    @rach1996 Před rokem +2

    I love her! She’s hilarious totally worth the watch, I wish it was longer

  • @shay4461
    @shay4461 Před 3 lety +3

    Too funny! Reminds me so much of my best friend. We both are in our 60's now, but she's covering it ALL pretty good! LOL!

  • @99northernlands99
    @99northernlands99 Před 3 lety +3

    Love, love, love Chelle T. Please bring her back.

  • @judahsdaughter5806
    @judahsdaughter5806 Před 3 lety +8

    Nice humor!😄

  • @Megan-rr6qg
    @Megan-rr6qg Před 3 lety +51

    ‘That ain’t Christ-like’

  • @lizzieempey2220
    @lizzieempey2220 Před 3 lety +13

    This made me so happy 😂

  • @carlae5615
    @carlae5615 Před 3 lety +26

    I had to like just from the title.

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 Před 3 lety +7

    Holy crap she one my new faves 😆 Laughed so dang hard LOL😂

  • @gigibeauchamp
    @gigibeauchamp Před 3 lety +5

    She is AWESOME!!!

  • @patriciaque197
    @patriciaque197 Před 3 lety +9

    🤣🤣🤣I look back now and call it my Lizzie Bordon Decade and it was something no other woman ever addressed with me...we talk about everything else...let the cat out of the bag so we know we can prepare for battle against ourselves and gratefully limp to the other side. 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @lacyedesouza2144
    @lacyedesouza2144 Před 3 lety +14

    She was so good. She needs to perform In front of a better audience. They were dry.

  • @timokimm
    @timokimm Před 3 lety +2

    I have 7 kids myself, can confirm. ages 6 - 21. fully agreed on all points

  • @noneya2880
    @noneya2880 Před 3 lety +36

    This lady doth speak the truth. Lmao

    • @natbc9301
      @natbc9301 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh my gosh, so funny!!!! And let's be honest, women aren't usually as funny as the guys....but she is hilarious!!!

  • @shadrickthegreat8241
    @shadrickthegreat8241 Před 2 lety

    "I didn't need that money, anyway!"😂🤣😂🤦🏿‍♂️ She did a great, clean set. Very funny Lady. Chelle T is on her Way 💯❤️

  • @jodygreen6239
    @jodygreen6239 Před 3 lety +3

    Love the keys bit! I tell everyone in my family when they ask me where their stuff is that its in the place you last left it!

    • @monkeyz240
      @monkeyz240 Před 3 lety

      My stepdad who lived to be as obnoxious as humanly possible always said “it’ll be in the last place you look” lol

  • @ZephLovesU
    @ZephLovesU Před 3 lety +5

    The overprotective part sent me😂😂 she’s rly good w her deliveries

  • @dallasl3688
    @dallasl3688 Před 3 lety +13

    If she's 48 and her oldest child is 35, that means she had her daughter when she was 13...

    • @evilangel2918
      @evilangel2918 Před 2 lety

      Wow @Dallas L you are *really* *good* at basic subtraction 🙃

  • @Reyd_01
    @Reyd_01 Před 2 lety +3

    What a great set! She seems nervous though...would like to see her with a better audience or when she's more relaxed.

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly Před 3 lety +12

    Wait till ya hit yer 60's. :-)

  • @jadealise5154
    @jadealise5154 Před 3 lety +3

    She is hilarious!!

  • @mymothersdiva
    @mymothersdiva Před 3 lety +7

    I am past there, but I sure do identify. She is funny, and factual 🤣 .

  • @dwightarmer1964
    @dwightarmer1964 Před 3 lety +2

    Yeah, clap. LOL

  • @pamelamello1188
    @pamelamello1188 Před 3 lety +6

    she is so funny i enjoyed her

  • @SuperChannel777
    @SuperChannel777 Před 3 lety +4

    Real talk!

  • @latanafowler7136
    @latanafowler7136 Před 2 lety +2

    So funny~!

  • @Z03yw0wy
    @Z03yw0wy Před 3 lety +2

    She is one of my favorite comedians now

  • @jackiestevenson8926
    @jackiestevenson8926 Před rokem +1

    "But I was raised on gangsta rap." LMFAO I tell my kids that all the time

  • @lisawright4574
    @lisawright4574 Před rokem

    Super Funny, you have made my Sunday morning......now off to Church!!

  • @StephanieJoRountree
    @StephanieJoRountree Před 3 lety +48

    Wow. She had her first child at 13. Do the math. She's quite funny!

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah I was shocked...and she turned out great! She must have positive attitude and good people by her side. Married for a long time is such a great achievement and blessings IMO. 👍👍

    • @StephanieJoRountree
      @StephanieJoRountree Před 3 lety +5

      @@LadyVoldemort Absolutely
      She is impressive!

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 Před 3 lety +6

      How sad but she made it.

    • @zigzag7194
      @zigzag7194 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm sure she said her oldest is 35. And she's 50

    • @StephanieJoRountree
      @StephanieJoRountree Před 3 lety +6

      @@zigzag7194 She said she's 48.

  • @dk2614
    @dk2614 Před 3 lety +5

    Funny Lady!

  • @reginap7688
    @reginap7688 Před 3 lety +5

    ... Commercial! 😂😂😂😂

  • @willmallory9085
    @willmallory9085 Před 3 lety +3

    Bravo!

  • @lujainalshami2073
    @lujainalshami2073 Před 3 lety +4

    She's hilarious! I don't understand the dead crowd

  • @queenpjj
    @queenpjj Před 3 lety +4

    Love her!

  • @helenwhite1748
    @helenwhite1748 Před 2 lety +2

    may god bless you I can't say enough thank for making me laugh

  • @larrylane9872
    @larrylane9872 Před 2 lety +2

    Great show Chelle!!😀

  • @davinreeves
    @davinreeves Před 3 lety +2

    Girl, you kilt it! 👍

  • @cecilia7259
    @cecilia7259 Před 3 lety +3

    I totally agree with her! If my kid at any age came and hit me, slapped me, etc.? Comercial. Yeah.

  • @vladimirenlow4388
    @vladimirenlow4388 Před 2 lety +2

    My grandmother raised seven kids. She herself was one of seven kids, and she married a man who was also one of seven kids. None of Granny's kids dared match that number, probably because they understood what it would be like.

  • @natbc9301
    @natbc9301 Před 3 lety +1

    I laughed out loud so many times!

  • @rubiesmilo7128
    @rubiesmilo7128 Před 3 lety +1

    I love her. I can so relate.

  • @ayricaLC
    @ayricaLC Před 3 lety +1

    The pee joke is hilarious and real🤣

  • @waheedamohammed6989
    @waheedamohammed6989 Před 3 lety

    Bless you, I have 5 kids. My oldest is 35& youngest is 14.

  • @AhaItsMarii
    @AhaItsMarii Před 3 lety +4

    'Now I watch snapped for inspiration'

  • @helenwhite1748
    @helenwhite1748 Před 3 lety +2

    your awesome and haliourous thanks for making me laugh

  • @dark_--_anonymous4811
    @dark_--_anonymous4811 Před 3 lety +6

    pretty good

  • @H.P.Blavatsky
    @H.P.Blavatsky Před 3 lety +3

    She’s too cute 🤩🤩

  • @treectrice9180
    @treectrice9180 Před 3 lety +1

    I loved her set

  • @CaptMoo
    @CaptMoo Před 2 lety +3

    Tough crowd

  • @sharronkin2636
    @sharronkin2636 Před rokem

    Hell yeah B. You need a better crowd. But you were spot on.

  • @Crimsontiger133
    @Crimsontiger133 Před 3 lety +6

    Yeah I didn't speak back to my moms cause she'd give me one to the chest and let me gasp for air for a bit. Needless to say I was not a problem child after that.

  • @reehanataj2208
    @reehanataj2208 Před 3 lety +1

    She's hilarious! Somof it is quite dark!

  • @domb2NY
    @domb2NY Před 2 lety +1

    Funny and clean. I may give that weight loss suggestion a try to lose 20 lbs 🤣

  • @jtjjbannie
    @jtjjbannie Před 3 lety +4

    I have 4 kids.

  • @3n61n33r
    @3n61n33r Před 3 lety

    Lovely wake up slap for once! :)

  • @lararomont8348
    @lararomont8348 Před 3 lety +2

    I wanna watch her uncensored comedy on her family. I think she held back for Provo bc the crowd was a bit dead.

  • @waheedamohammed6989
    @waheedamohammed6989 Před 3 lety

    That's right 🤣😂🤣👍👍👍 kids today.

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 Před 3 lety

    I used to tell some of these exact jokes at work when strangers- I mean customers asked about my children.

  • @aprilleerose
    @aprilleerose Před 3 lety +1

    Lol I have six kids, I get it!! 😆

  • @mannygotdahits6534
    @mannygotdahits6534 Před 3 lety +3

    Its true...I cant find anything.