Curly Hair Problems. Maija Digiorgio - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 29. 01. 2021
  • Curly hair problems are problems that Maija Digiorgio constantly has to deal with, but Mariah Carey doesn't have to deal with any of those problems, so maybe just don't ask Maija Digiorgio about her curly hair. Whether you're half black, or half Italian, this full comedy special from Maija Digiorgio is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @yasminshalev2876
    @yasminshalev2876 Před 3 lety +231

    "I haven't met a guy that deserves to be replicated..." LMAO. I'm totally gonna use that line.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt Před 3 lety +4

      Be very careful because that reflects more on you than on anybody else.
      After that statement listen to her follow through.

    • @yasminshalev2876
      @yasminshalev2876 Před 3 lety +7

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt Thanks! I don't mean anything bad by it... I'm just like her, I'm a bad picker. Or at least, I was, and hoping my next pick is a good one. There are definitely guys that deserve to be replicated.

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora Před 2 lety +1

      Puts a new spin on the "we're all unique and different...."
      Add: "....because we don't deserve to be replicated"
      Lol

    • @neckmangler
      @neckmangler Před 2 lety

      Hows that feminism working for you...?...alone?

    • @daniellad.6797
      @daniellad.6797 Před 2 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣i laughed my head my head off

  • @timetosparklewithrowenabry7526

    This women needs a movie deal!!!!!! I’d love to see more of her work!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @queenofweaves916
      @queenofweaves916 Před rokem +2

      Yes! She would make a great comedic actress. I came across her work on CZcams shorts and had to look her up and found this video. She’s hilarious.😂

  • @patriciachamberlain1135
    @patriciachamberlain1135 Před 3 lety +50

    I dated and lived with an Italian man for years (I'm Black) and when I met his aunt's, (immediate family had passed) they described me as "bl...bl....she's tall"! So I get exactly what she's talking about. FUNNY!!!

  • @bbiggs4327
    @bbiggs4327 Před 3 lety +141

    WoW.!
    I was only gonna listen
    for 10 min but she was
    off the charts.!!
    I love a comedian that can laugh at her own jokes.
    Totally classic.!!

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety +1

      If you ever wondered why being lazy is a good thing then you should check out my almost funny videos. 😶🤔

    • @grantperkins368
      @grantperkins368 Před 3 lety +1

      Rule number 1:
      Don't laugh at your own jokes.
      That's the audience's job.

    • @magdalene74
      @magdalene74 Před 3 lety +1

      @@grantperkins368 whens your comedy special? Can i find it on youtube or no?

    • @grantperkins368
      @grantperkins368 Před 3 lety +1

      @@magdalene74hey man, I'm just sayin'
      ... ask any comedian.
      Maybe the rules have changed.
      Imho if you've got enough time to laugh at your own jokes then you've got enough time to tell another joke.
      Maybe she was short of jokes, idk ...

  • @Ilaya593
    @Ilaya593 Před 3 lety +44

    "Italians are like jello ..." This lady is hilarious! 😁

  • @SodoMojo22
    @SodoMojo22 Před 3 lety +98

    I like her energy - some fun humor.

  • @melissabaton6004
    @melissabaton6004 Před 3 lety +38

    Need more comedians like her. She had me laughing the whole time.

  • @maryanne9927
    @maryanne9927 Před 3 lety +46

    She reminds me of Dorothy of golden girls somehow😂😂seems like someone good at sarcasm

  • @LizzyAlexis
    @LizzyAlexis Před 3 lety +23

    She is so great! Her mixed family stories are spot on!

  • @garybonz
    @garybonz Před 3 lety +89

    I have never heard anyone make the truth sound so funny !

  • @LovePriestessLeah
    @LovePriestessLeah Před 3 lety +40

    I loved her! I’m also a halffa my Italian grandfather passed way back, this woman reminds me of my aunts. I’m a fan!

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 Před 3 lety +110

    I haven't laughed so hard. Sinbad Yellow

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety +1

      If you ever wondered why being lazy is a good thing then you should check out my almost funny videos. 😶🤔

  • @roguerebel2947
    @roguerebel2947 Před 3 lety +25

    She is freakin’ hilarious 🤣 I’d pay to go see her live in a heartbeat ♥️

  • @jenniferpiper4293
    @jenniferpiper4293 Před 3 lety +37

    I've yet to meet a man that deserves to be replicated! I nearly fell over laughing!!😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 Před 3 lety +79

    Miaja is hilarious but that laugh is killer.. totally cracked me up. She's awesome.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 Před 3 lety +3

      Loved the set.
      Cannot stand that ACK ACK ACK of her laugh. Pierced my ears, and I was just watching on my cell phone from somewhere near Seattle.
      It's ok, because I have lots of earrings, lol.

    • @flexitarianbeanqueen
      @flexitarianbeanqueen Před 3 lety

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 yeah, she was funny, but that laugh sounded fake

  • @kassi4837
    @kassi4837 Před 3 lety +30

    “Omg there’s a vein on this chicken”
    When I ate meat that’s exactly what I was like 😂

    • @karmencummings9754
      @karmencummings9754 Před 3 lety +3

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm black and I am like this too!!!!!

  • @ginac895
    @ginac895 Před 3 lety +9

    I'm 1st generation Sicilian, you are so dead on!! God I miss my Nonna and Nonno!! You're awesome, thanks!!

  • @braveman1641
    @braveman1641 Před 2 lety +13

    Maija was on def comedy jam back in the days. She's a true veteran

  • @robinraphael
    @robinraphael Před 3 lety +31

    The risotto line was awesome

  • @danceswithtwins8048
    @danceswithtwins8048 Před 3 lety +17

    I love how she described what Drybar is like, stresses the folks are mostly white and Mormon. It highlights exactly how different she is as a person from her immediate audience, which keeps it real and adds to the humor. Makes it more relatable.

  • @ryotaarai3816
    @ryotaarai3816 Před 3 lety +95

    "I've yet to met a guy that deserves to be replicated"
    Yep, same problem here 😂

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 3 lety +2

      Yup.
      But in the other hand, they don't think I deserved to be replicated too. 🤣😅

    • @AFishNamedBob
      @AFishNamedBob Před 3 lety +2

      I haven't either. And I'm not even gay.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt Před 3 lety +3

      As she said it's clear her fault it's who she's attracted to.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 Před 3 lety +2

      I can't imagine why men would have a problem with that attitude, or the average looks that come with it. Have fun with being a bitter old cat lady.

    • @KenanTurkiye
      @KenanTurkiye Před 3 lety

      When ''Jo's are becoming stewardesses'' lol

  • @jawjagrrl
    @jawjagrrl Před 3 lety +52

    Never imagined hair like mine would be "exotic" in Utah 🤣 it runs through Irish and Scots too.

    • @janiceconnolly8740
      @janiceconnolly8740 Před 3 lety +2

      My natural curl comes from my Irish Dad!☘️

    • @rcafmaintainer3723
      @rcafmaintainer3723 Před 2 měsíci

      That is true. I know a lady who is mixed indigenous and scottish, Irish, might have some French, Canada. She has what she says is an ethnically ambiguous appearance, she could pass for black white mix; her hair curly and her features are black.

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 Před 3 lety +18

    Hilarious!! 😂She is Straight up blunt honest HILARIOUS🤣😂

  • @patrickgallagher9069
    @patrickgallagher9069 Před 3 lety +17

    Absolutely hillarious! I love it when she laughs at her own jokes. Funny lady!!

  • @edgarflores5569
    @edgarflores5569 Před 3 lety +22

    She's a powerhouse! Great style and drive on this lady

  • @crystalweeks7816
    @crystalweeks7816 Před 3 lety +31

    Oh wow. This lovely woman is so in tune with all those wonderful people in her life. She doesn't have a clear cut path. She has a very rich life. How many of us have been exposed to so many cultures. Some people could look at their life as a tragedy. But she obviously loves all these loving beautiful family members in her life as blessings. She loves and appreciates them for their uniqueness. What a treasure she has. And what a precious being she is to truly love and appreciate all that diversity in her family life ❤❤❤❤

  • @moonsting
    @moonsting Před 2 lety +7

    Her cackle laugh is too fun 🤣

  • @ronnyshama
    @ronnyshama Před 3 lety +30

    This woman is fantastic

  • @Nunya_Bidnez
    @Nunya_Bidnez Před 3 lety +25

    O my lord. My new favorite act. You nailed it girl

  • @kneedeepinbluegrass3086
    @kneedeepinbluegrass3086 Před 3 lety +36

    Halfway viewed, already don't want this set to end!
    Some good honest laughs right after work feels great.
    I like her!

  • @philipjordan6789
    @philipjordan6789 Před 3 lety +52

    This is the first time yall had a real female comedian she had me crying laughing I love her

    • @gherbert7020
      @gherbert7020 Před 2 lety

      1:11min, Bless her! I agree, for me Marriage is a solemn vow To Care for a Spouse.

    • @ihateyoutube8789
      @ihateyoutube8789 Před rokem +1

      There's just always got to be this comment.

    • @vivianacavazos6673
      @vivianacavazos6673 Před rokem

      Same!! I’m real life 😂😂😂

  • @tomorrowmely3624
    @tomorrowmely3624 Před 2 lety +3

    The different personalities you can find among the comedians on this channel is just amazing. Maija is another example of multicultural talent that is just so unique and fun.

  • @nb7524
    @nb7524 Před 3 lety +10

    She is hilarious! She is the best female comic I have seen in a VERY LONG TIME, finally!

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman Před 3 lety +36

    She's hilarious. I enjoy family humor. "We would bomb everyone that looked better than us" was so snob killing.

  • @becominghero9754
    @becominghero9754 Před 3 lety +11

    You inspire me and make me feel better about my personality and who I am. Thanks for your brusque style.

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 Před 3 lety +28

    I like her!
    I'm gonna go look for more of her sets!

  • @tonyamari3
    @tonyamari3 Před 3 lety +9

    I was skeptical at first, but this chick is awesome! I love the culture references! This is straight up true comedy!

  • @daniellad.6797
    @daniellad.6797 Před 2 lety +7

    Maija you are amazing
    I have listened to it a couple of times already and I’m still laughing …brilliant
    Love from London ❤️

  • @C3yl0
    @C3yl0 Před 3 lety +6

    I love her laugh and hair 😹

  • @thirdopinion8708
    @thirdopinion8708 Před 2 lety +5

    She is golden! So much energy!

  • @metacomet2066
    @metacomet2066 Před 3 lety +70

    With her kind of background, how can she NOT be a comedian?

  • @mlemon6135
    @mlemon6135 Před 3 lety +23

    this lady mad funny nice to see some female new yorkers taking the stage

  • @michelleschulz4903
    @michelleschulz4903 Před 2 lety +3

    First time hearing Marija. She's hilarious and spot on!! My ex-mother in law was Italian and we went to their house for my first Thanksgiving and it's exactly as Marija described it. All the older women cooked, the men were sitting and drinking and watching TV, kids were playing. She actually asked ME to make my ham glaze. WOW, that was something special for a newcomer to the family. The meal was not a typical Thanksgiving dinner either. It was all Italian dishes with a few American dishes thrown in. You were served your first plate by your husband, seconds and more were up to you. But you were expected to have no less than 3 servings EACH person.

  • @JoePiervincentiWorld
    @JoePiervincentiWorld Před 3 lety +27

    Maya you are beautiful! I'm Italian also and all I did was laugh from the beginning of your act until the very end especially when you said that the caregiver got the house and was dressed better than you! By the way I'm single also! 😎

  • @patrickmchargue7122
    @patrickmchargue7122 Před 3 lety +22

    High energy and seems like a fun lady.

  • @crystalweeks7816
    @crystalweeks7816 Před 3 lety +11

    I watched this a second time and THIS WOMAN is so in tune!!!!!! You are so special. Honestly, cut the comedy, you have so much to offer this world. You can make such an impact. Your life is so unique. And you are so wise. You are here right now on purpose. You accept all these differences in humanity. Because to you, we are family. WE ARE FAMILY! ALL OF US! We are all children of God and we are commanded to love our neighbor as ourself. We all have a story and a different perception. But gentleness, willingness to understand and love can conquer all evil.

  • @vminshi
    @vminshi Před 3 lety +14

    This special is so good! Lol this is my first time watching Miaja and I loved her already 😂

  • @William_sJazzLoft
    @William_sJazzLoft Před 2 lety +4

    She's off the chain 😂🤣

  • @anitagee3362
    @anitagee3362 Před 3 lety +25

    DryBar - you need more WOMEN, they are so funny! The men just blend into each other after a while, the women have a fresh perspective & the audience loved her too! Look at all these comments! 😆

  • @carmichael2359
    @carmichael2359 Před rokem +4

    You are FREAKING HILARIOUS 🤣! You summed up my and my in-laws entire family background in less than 30 minutes 🤣🤣!!

  • @lorirose4187
    @lorirose4187 Před 3 lety +17

    She is funny. Lasagna scar 1970 😂

  • @pinklotus3989
    @pinklotus3989 Před 3 lety +5

    OMG her talking about the 9 hour meals nade me picture the holidays at my grandmas, hahaha shes awesome

  • @sparkyspark964
    @sparkyspark964 Před 2 lety +3

    She is Awesome! I absolutely love her! Hello from Utah!

  • @delrosario7453
    @delrosario7453 Před 3 lety +12

    😂 the babies are gonna starve🤣

  • @nicolehopp4139
    @nicolehopp4139 Před 3 lety +2

    "I have yet to date a guy who deserves to be replicated." LOL and AMEN

  • @ForSeraph
    @ForSeraph Před 2 lety +5

    Love your energy!!! You are good

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 3 lety +9

    She made me laugh so hard through the video and loosened the other part of my body. I left the toilet maybe a pound lighter yet refilled with joy and energy. Such a good way to start my day, thank you so much! ❤❤❤

  • @kingstonnine2393
    @kingstonnine2393 Před 3 lety +8

    Hilarious, super talented woman!

  • @sunderwood9321
    @sunderwood9321 Před 3 lety +10

    You are so amazing! Nailed the mix for sure,and kept the love, I laughed so hard! Much love 💕 thank you for the smiles!

  • @lindacarter457
    @lindacarter457 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm working and crying...she was great!!

  • @andreavanda4722
    @andreavanda4722 Před 3 lety +39

    She's a riot! I love the ethnic jokes that you don't hear anymore because it's not "politically correct".

  • @japanesefunnyshorts8584
    @japanesefunnyshorts8584 Před 2 lety +2

    this special deserves more views than what it's getting because she is really funny!

  • @USA50_
    @USA50_ Před 2 lety +3

    I love this segment & her laugh 😂

  • @christineelizabethhorner5829

    That’s why I am loud?!?! I lived in new York

  • @txblue33
    @txblue33 Před 3 lety +4

    I laughed till I cried! She was great!

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 Před 3 lety +6

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

  • @user-oz7bx4tx8e
    @user-oz7bx4tx8e Před rokem +2

    She is great!!

  • @followtheriff6507
    @followtheriff6507 Před 3 lety +6

    I was about to defend my continent but realized I'm a sad example of an offended, skinny(who looks like I'm starving) South African...
    Still laughing 😂 😭 😂

  • @nancyanderson6404
    @nancyanderson6404 Před 3 lety +8

    Maya you made me laugh out loud you're fantastic. I'm from the East Coast I understood everything.

  • @beckymarie8720
    @beckymarie8720 Před 3 lety +6

    wow I have no idea she was half black. Fooled me.

  • @helenwhite1748
    @helenwhite1748 Před 3 lety +4

    thanks for making me laugh be blessed

  • @sarakabbaj1476
    @sarakabbaj1476 Před 3 lety +6

    She is wonderful! So effortlessly hilarious 😂😂

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 Před 3 lety +2

      Effortless? Right. Or not.
      Takes a lot of time and effort to get this good.

    • @sarakabbaj1476
      @sarakabbaj1476 Před 3 lety +1

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 I think you're right!:D Nevertheless, she makes it look so natural:D

  • @6rockinrobin
    @6rockinrobin Před 3 lety +6

    AWESOME & totally relatable! I'm going to look her up to see if there are other videos!

  • @tpnaz
    @tpnaz Před 2 lety +2

    the endemic is stressful.. thanks to maija.. i watch this video of her show like hundreds time & still laughing like crazy 🤣... maija should say a word bout this covid endemic... it'll be hilarious 🤣

  • @CHAVAH_ISRAEL
    @CHAVAH_ISRAEL Před 3 lety +8

    She's hilarious 😂

  • @vivianacavazos6673
    @vivianacavazos6673 Před rokem +2

    The jokes are hilarious but her laugh is priceless!! 😂😂😂

  • @jodirenaud7917
    @jodirenaud7917 Před 3 lety +9

    Sooooo funny! Ball of energy!

  • @jami4418
    @jami4418 Před 3 lety +3

    Beat the black off you, and is she eating the marrow look at my baby lol😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kentbrooks3227
    @kentbrooks3227 Před rokem +2

    OMG!!! Maija had me SCREAMING!!!!

  • @GenX-MaMa
    @GenX-MaMa Před 2 lety +4

    Lol I went through the same thing being a pale biracial

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 Před 3 lety +5

    Funniest comedian I've seen in a while!

  • @wesleybeers2952
    @wesleybeers2952 Před 3 lety +45

    Single people are for giving relationship advice lol

    • @nobodyimportant5417
      @nobodyimportant5417 Před 3 lety +4

      Like a priest telling couples how to be married. Like lesbians explaining fellatio. like a politician explaining the necessity of honesty.

    • @TheNiteNinja19
      @TheNiteNinja19 Před 3 lety +8

      As somebody who's been single for 12 years now, it's much easier to observe from the outside than it is to be on the inside.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety

      If you ever wondered why being lazy is a good thing then you should check out my almost funny videos. 😶🤔

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 Před 3 lety +1

      They can give an objective opinion.
      5 year relationship right out of HS? Very wealthy real estate Broker. $500,000 gross personal income in 1983. He showed up w twins from one of his real estate agents.
      1st husband, Kennedy Clan. Direct lineage. 3rd year, 3rd beating. Ended up in the ER with a fractured skull. Stayed/lasted 3 years. They are not nice to their women or children.
      2nd husband? Found out he lied to me when he proposed. 14 years. He designs fighter jets, aerospace metallurgical structural engineer with Top Secret Security Clearances.
      Been single ever since and love it. Been there, did that. No thanks, lol!
      Go figure.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheNiteNinja19 Amen, Sir!
      Marriage is a wonderful institution, if you like Institutional living.
      👊 🤣🤮🤣 👊
      ⚘ 🙏❤🙏 ⚘
      Stay safe and well to you and yours, my eternal brother in Christ.
      I'm over 60 and living near Seattle... are you single?
      NOT! It was a joke, only meant to give you a giggle.
      😎😴😎

  • @LocoRosannuh
    @LocoRosannuh Před 3 lety +5

    the Jell-o ahahahha grazie

  • @jayarajjohnson2476
    @jayarajjohnson2476 Před rokem +2

    She's a Fantastic Comedian.

  • @Kethjoy
    @Kethjoy Před 3 lety +3

    @Sinbad have you heard this lady😝😝"Sinbad Yellow should be a color for crayon" Mercy😂..I cracked a rib😀

  • @sparkyspark964
    @sparkyspark964 Před 2 lety +2

    I’ve said it before, but I love this woman! 😀😁😆❤️🤍💙❣️🥰

  • @jasmainjasmain2906
    @jasmainjasmain2906 Před 3 lety +5

    Italians seems awesome lol

  • @shawngordon1563
    @shawngordon1563 Před 3 lety +6

    You are wonderful at what you do thank you for the great laffs

  • @peggywelty5139
    @peggywelty5139 Před 3 lety +2

    You are out of this world lol I could sit and listen to you all day long.

  • @rudevalve
    @rudevalve Před 3 lety +4

    Certified Gold!!!!!

  • @jankapf5807
    @jankapf5807 Před 3 lety +4

    She is awesome!!!!!

  • @anickavaliskova7223
    @anickavaliskova7223 Před 3 lety +3

    This was awesome.

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 Před 3 lety +2

    I am in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dawnclarke2343
    @dawnclarke2343 Před rokem +1

    I did it twice, so good 😂

  • @ritab5153
    @ritab5153 Před 3 lety +4

    Oh, Madonne!!!! where've you been, Queen!!????

  • @antoineduplessy6009
    @antoineduplessy6009 Před 2 lety +2

    She is awesome 😎 change my day,thank you 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥👽😂😹😇

  • @KManwarren
    @KManwarren Před 3 lety +1

    I thoroughly enjoyed my lesson in Italian today. Comedy Rocks! Stay away, PC police. I loved hearing stories.

  • @MAV-xq1ch
    @MAV-xq1ch Před 3 lety +3

    She's so good 🤣

  • @dawnclarke2343
    @dawnclarke2343 Před rokem

    For me she is one of the best. Need more of her 😂🤣😝🐈‍⬛

  • @pamelamello1188
    @pamelamello1188 Před 3 lety +8

    i liked her she was hilarious