Your Wife Has A List Of Weird Things About You.
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- čas přidán 21. 10. 2023
- Your wife has a list of weird things about you, or at least Wes Austin's wife does in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special from Wes Austin, Wes talks about going bald, hair transplants, and what a woman's eyebrows can tell you about her. Whether you're someone who has a list of weird things about your spouse, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Wes Austin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
This Special was filmed in early 2020
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You had me at "she has a list". 30 year veteran.
Best punch line ever - made full circle!😂😂
When i first saw him, I thought ... this guy definitely works out. 😉
@@fisherman9435however this guy does look like he works out
You can see muscle mass and definition
Eye brow joke is hilarious!!!!!
Oh my gosh, I was just having the "I feel like your mother" conversation with the hubby the other day... 🤣
Eyebrows was funnier than laughs received
Probably because most members of the audience had funny looking eyebrows, or they were with people who had funny looking eyebrows! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In your opinion. That's all
Finally a full 30m Video instead of 5m ❤ This channel needs to go back to full shows
Are you sure you weren't in the *shorts* section of the menu... Instead of the *videos* section?
5 minute shorts? 😂
3:25 "it just doesn't have the right texture" 😂😂😂
This guy is freaking hilarious I love him!!!!
lol - Not only would I buy that pillow, I would buy one for everyone in my family! LOL Great show!
I'm not always laughing on this channel but this guy is funny
Love it! I love being able to laugh and not feel a little bit nasty for tuning into a foul mouthed rant 😅Thank you!
She is trying to tell you nicely that you have a 5 head...😂
Victor Borge!
This guy is hilarious! I love his deadpan comedy! ❤😂
Lmao, that ending tho. Well built up to deliver that line, like I didn't see that coming at all 😂😂😂
From this very educational talk I learned that I can move pianos! 💪🏻
Awesome, solid set...really enjoyed it!!!
I totally took his advice before I even received it about marrying the most awful person I could find
I guess we all have our kinks? 🤷♂
@@NeonCicada😂 LoL
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Same, multiple times._.
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Lmao so true about the eyebrows
Wow, what a loving wife!
Good to see you Wes! I love watching your short clips with the Stormtroopers on your desk. You are a very funny man all while keeping a straight face ❤️
Why did Dry Bar wait 3 years to release this? All the masks...this is clearly 2020 lol
Better late than have to pay for it!
Last joke was excellent. He is clever.
Im glad he did not catch China Fever and die.
My sister had rose petals in a little bag to throw at the bride and groom, but pictures or something took a while, and everyone's petals got hot and sweaty and clumped together to make little balls, and had a similar affect as your cauliflower pieces.
Been there, done that🤣🤣😂😂
I'm dead he's hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My God, this guy was making me laugh out loud.
Funny. 😂😂
I'm on the look-out for a shifting eyebrow!
"Saliva is gluten free"! 😂
"Cauliflower leaves a mark"! 😂
"The pages are made of air ...the bookmark doesn't move"😂
Invention - baby link 😂
I don't know why the audience was a tad quiet.
That fart pillow actually sounds useful.
I thought he might be a runner honestly, they are usually sucessful and slim, I also thought he was dressed fancy lol!
good call backs!
Make you think while LMAO.... Great combo
First timer Josh!! You are so funny!! Keep bringing it on!!
List?
Yes, and it’s a long one!
😉
Awesome!
Like this guy, Wes Austin
he's good. He looks, sounds and acts like Dr Berg.
Great finish lol
Why does his voice sound like Ryan Reynolds 💀
If I was losing hair I would just go all the way bald😂.
Hilarious man
Wes also does Shorts Here on CZcams where He adds a Bit of Humor to the News. That's where I know him from. I didn't know he did Stand Up.
wife not liking his hair operation price, we need new kitchen countertops, too funny.
Good thing most men would love wearing a suit being offered to them for free instead of them feeling like they have to be responsible for the drawing in of someone else's eyebrows properly each and every day.
Funny stuff!
He correctly diagnosed Nanzi Pelosi! 😊😅😂
The end.....😂😢 bwahhahhaaa
Rice is gluten free though 😅
Reminds me of Bengt Washburn
Rice is gluten free
Not at all, you are So Handsome!
there should be more people with fabric mask in the crowd for that fart pillow joke.
Your mother is one giant fart pillow.
😂
Funny
Ive been LOOKING for a whole show of his!!! My intro to Wes waz CZcams Shorts😂😂😂
My mom has Celiac, she's gonna appreciate this
tell me you're bi without telling me your bi 🥰
To me, living with 4 women would be a nightmare
This man IS a vampire. No doubt
@5:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I'm sorry to see you go Taj. You were the best 1 ⭐ reviewer there ever was and you'll always be a 1 ⭐ in my book... Wait... That is the best, right?
Wrong video
@@iragriffen5859 I know I started typing too late. It was for the vice vid
I watched that video today as well! 😆
😂😂😂😂😂
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guy looks Anthony Stewart Head if he was an American (complimentary)
I have multiple lists. Weird things, cruel things and just plain evil.
And the gross things and the hysterically funny things and the periodic sweet things.
Let’s go
🎉😂
How about the woman in the audience that is wearing an almost-useless mask under her nose? What's the message there?
That she has allergies and doesn't want to spew saliva all over her seat mates if she sneezes unexpectedly?
For all the complaints about gluten-free food, he certainly looks healthy...the proof is in the pudding! Quietly, unassumingly hilarious, actually laughed out loud many times.
The "fart pillow" would make more positive impact on society than any of that political crap 😂
MAsks >< Ugh.. shit's a trigger for me...
Laugh track ;(
Nope, it's a live performance.
What did you expect? Silence at a comedy club?
I don't know .. This guy's delivery makes him "not funny." Seems like, if it was anyone else saying the exact words, I'd be laughing.
Women with their drawn in eyebrows and false eyelashes, do guys like that?Why are those people wearing masks? Now that's scary!
Your forehead is normal.
Whata up with the masks? Everyone looks like bane
Is this an old re-run? Why is everyone in masks
@@fisherman9435or people who don't want your cooties 🤷🏻♀️
He needs to research his audience before he starts blaspheming about Jesus.
Not my cup o tea.
People in the masks ? That’s funny….
I've been seeing more mask again these clowns are pathetic.
Seriously 🤭
It was filmed in 2020
No, you're funny. Don't believe me? Go look in the mirror.
The description says it was filmed in early 2020.
He was lucky to find a place where he could perform in front of an audience at that time.
stole jokes and then told them badly... hell no
not funny
He's funny, but like the sitcom, "Ellen", he needs to stay in the closet. Her show was ruined by her coming out. That was the fun part of the sitcom, she was always awkwardly funny because everyone knew she was a lesbian. It wasn't the Christian Right (who incidentally are neither) who ended that show, but there was nowhere to go after she came out.
Why is everyone wearing stupid masks? It's very distracting.
Utah
Homosexuality is not clean. Lost me there. 😮
I've enjoyed his CZcams Shorts. This guy's hilarious.
😂
Rice is gluten free