Three Tips That Will Immediately Save Your Marriage. Lionel Harris

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  • čas přidán 1. 06. 2024
  • Lionel Harris is here with three tips that will immediately save your marriage. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Lionel Harris talks about his children his marriage and three things you can do to save your marriage. Whether you're someone who hates doing the dishes, or you're just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this clip from Lionel Harris is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 94

  • @TheDellaniOakes
    @TheDellaniOakes Před 11 měsíci +85

    My husband promised that he would wash the dishes if I'd cook. In 41 years, he's never failed to help.

    • @gisforme5032
      @gisforme5032 Před 11 měsíci +11

      What a wonderful man you married Blessings to you both!!

    • @TheDellaniOakes
      @TheDellaniOakes Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@gisforme5032 Thank you, I did indeed!

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Před 10 měsíci

      By now, you should get him one of those dishwashing machines.

    • @TheDellaniOakes
      @TheDellaniOakes Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@hxhdfjifzirstc894 We do and he's in charge of loading it. His choice.

    • @6foot8boss47
      @6foot8boss47 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Wishing you both happy and healthy years to come ❤

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 Před 11 měsíci +73

    This is true. When i get annoyed at my spouse, i remember all the helpful things he does and calm down.

    • @TheDellaniOakes
      @TheDellaniOakes Před 11 měsíci +10

      Sometimes, that's the only thing that gets me through. He's a fantastic man, but we still manage to rub one another the wrong way.

    • @seedsoflove7684
      @seedsoflove7684 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@TheDellaniOakes cat and dog, oil and water. Opposites attract, which works for a while, but long turn, it is exhausting! Still we stay together.

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 Před 10 měsíci +12

    My New Years resolution this year was to laugh every day.
    I have found so many good comedians I enjoy to support this way!

  • @patrickgallagher9069
    @patrickgallagher9069 Před 11 měsíci +71

    I have been washing the dishes while watching Dry Bar Comedy for years! I'm doing the dishes as I watch this video. Awesome advice!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 11 měsíci +5

      You are better than most men who never wash the dishes.

    • @patrickgallagher9069
      @patrickgallagher9069 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @edithdlp8045, a friend of mine once asked me, "Why do you always do the dishes?" I said, "Because you're going home to a wife that hates you. When you leave, my wife and I are going to make a mess out of the bed sheets!" It's about doing my part. Everyone is happier that way.

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@edithdlp8045 - This isn't kosher or accurate.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@patrickgallagher9069maybe someday you'll grow up and find your balls.

    • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
      @ViltrumiteIsRite99 Před 11 měsíci

      Yessir, yessir!
      Rubber gloves, stand up, an album or video, and those dishes are done-zo.

  • @darleneholtrop4532
    @darleneholtrop4532 Před 11 měsíci +34

    It sure is more fun to cook if someone else washes up!

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa Před 11 měsíci +4

      Isn't this kind of a "you fly, I'll buy" scenario? Whoever cooks, the other person washes the dishes... I usually find a way to wash everything while cooking.

  • @cassiaprior453
    @cassiaprior453 Před 11 měsíci +19

    That was wholesome, family friendly and so funny! What a Chad, I'mma go root for his special to com out.

  • @shriggs55
    @shriggs55 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Funny man! He had some new twists on common comedian subjects.Fresh!

  • @lindypierce3766
    @lindypierce3766 Před 11 měsíci +12

    Such a nice guy!

  • @markinator8826
    @markinator8826 Před 11 měsíci +4

    The 2 words for a Happy Marriage...Yes Dear :-)

  • @meconly
    @meconly Před 11 měsíci +16

    Great comedy! Thanks!

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight Před 11 měsíci +7

    My man with funny facts😅

  • @jarmom4033
    @jarmom4033 Před 11 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂he's not wrong 😅

  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto Před 11 měsíci +6

    Back in my day, we called them nickels! And they were worth more!
    We used to get a loaf of bread, four cups of coffee, and two tickets to the picture show for that!
    I tell ya! That Chaplin was a real gas!

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Před 11 měsíci +5

    He's funny

  • @donnalamb6391
    @donnalamb6391 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Ive always had 2 pet peeves. Dishes in the sink when there is a dishwasher next to the sunk. Then pushing the kitchen chairs in.😂😂😂

    • @donnalamb6391
      @donnalamb6391 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Sink not sunk sorry

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​​@@donnalamb6391t's just a typo. No worries 👍

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 11 měsíci

      @@donnalamb6391
      We figured it out, but if it bugs you, you can always fix it in edit.

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa Před 11 měsíci

      Only the two pet peeves?

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@RobVespaI'm sure he has more but he knows that you can only count to two.

  • @raymondmcgee4491
    @raymondmcgee4491 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Took" my wife's first name 😏.....that's really a thing. 😛

  • @philmickey7247
    @philmickey7247 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Excellent comedy!
    Thanks!👍

  • @stonemansteveiii3135
    @stonemansteveiii3135 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Not taking the last name is a deal-breaker!!

  • @BeegirlsHoneyHouse
    @BeegirlsHoneyHouse Před 11 měsíci +5

    Daddy …’do you even like kids?’…. 🫶🏼🤣

  • @Chucklingly
    @Chucklingly Před 11 měsíci +2

    Your support makes me happy and successful🙏🏻♥️

  • @drip369
    @drip369 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Have and hold frame, never stop learning/building, and pick one is a compliment your life, not a nuisance

  • @sassysarina9718
    @sassysarina9718 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Excellent advice

  • @gabriellalaplace
    @gabriellalaplace Před 11 měsíci +4

    That was great.

  • @gardencali-arkansasstyle6995
    @gardencali-arkansasstyle6995 Před 11 měsíci +2

    So funny😂

  • @lynghee159
    @lynghee159 Před 11 měsíci

    Awesomely funny!!

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer Před 11 měsíci +2

    hahahahaa

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I just kissed your wife. 😂😂😂

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Daddy loves me!

  • @tme3509
    @tme3509 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Only ONE thing you need to know. Once you realize that you would die for your partner without hesitation or thought, the rest is easy. ❤

  • @hit47n
    @hit47n Před 11 měsíci +37

    This isn’t rocket science fellas.

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa Před 11 měsíci +5

      Agreed - It's also not a gender thing.

    • @becca318
      @becca318 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@RobVespa.. So true! 😂

  • @markmitchell457
    @markmitchell457 Před 11 měsíci +1

    My tip, capitulate early and often, you can always renegotiate later.

  • @melaniestarkey7868
    @melaniestarkey7868 Před 11 měsíci +4

    He was very good.

  • @cheryljensen6765
    @cheryljensen6765 Před 9 měsíci

    My husband does.. even going blind.

  • @grannymac3929
    @grannymac3929 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Parent funny. Stay a good Dad.

  • @comicgeniusshow3190
    @comicgeniusshow3190 Před 9 měsíci +2

    🤔🤔👌🏾😂😂🎤

  • @ithacacomments4811
    @ithacacomments4811 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The #1 rule...."the Wife-y is always right."

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 Před 10 měsíci

    If you're ordering food, don't you give the name of the person you know is going to pick it up?!? 🤣 I do, anyway.

  • @mikejettusa
    @mikejettusa Před 11 měsíci +2

    Hilarious 😂

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 Před 2 měsíci

    😂

  • @scottlang7271
    @scottlang7271 Před 10 měsíci

    Ta-da! ROFLMAO :)

  • @MrsGreen_Apple
    @MrsGreen_Apple Před 11 měsíci +2

    😂🤣

  • @TaviRenaeReveiws
    @TaviRenaeReveiws Před 11 měsíci +1

    😅😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 8 měsíci

    Healthy hate.

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Před 11 měsíci +3

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christabellajulander3972
    @christabellajulander3972 Před 10 měsíci

    Promo SM 🙌

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 8 měsíci

    Fathers of. BLACK daughters. Special case.

  • @DaemoneZ
    @DaemoneZ Před 11 měsíci +1

    Being married doesn’t mean I stop looking at other women. An attractive woman is an attractive woman.

    • @jtaye2051
      @jtaye2051 Před 11 měsíci

      I'm a female & I love your comment. My mom was with my daddy for almost 54yrs before he passed. He had a playboy subscription & a natural flirt. Didn't even realize he was flirting. My momma always said I know where he lays his head @ night, when they stop looking means they found someone & our love is everlasting. I notice attractive people doesn't mean I'm gonna throw away 18yrs with my man & kids on a whim😂

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před 11 měsíci +1

      That's right.
      Even dogs chasing cars they can't drive.

    • @evalehde3869
      @evalehde3869 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@jtaye2051sick

    • @joscelynpease6656
      @joscelynpease6656 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@evalehde3869Exactly!

    • @darknlovli
      @darknlovli Před 6 měsíci

      As long as you aren’t lusting

  • @dlgal1019
    @dlgal1019 Před 10 měsíci

    This was not funny.

  • @DurpVonFronz
    @DurpVonFronz Před 11 měsíci +7

    this is terrible

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před 11 měsíci

      It's not as terrible as that piece of crap you call your CZcams channel.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 11 měsíci +9

      In that 11+ minutes I laughed most of the time; I wasn’t afraid I’d pee my pants with laughter, but a lot of chuckling went on in my tent-tiny corner of California.

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@maryrosekent8223 - Outside of tents coming in all sizes, your tent-tiny corner of California (or New York, or...) probably costs as much as a mansion in the middle of Idaho. That typed, there's no shame in Depends. Keep on laughing. Ha.

    • @stonemansteveiii3135
      @stonemansteveiii3135 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Where's your special?

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 11 měsíci

      @@RobVespa
      I’m a life-long renter.

  • @holdentoyotastraya179
    @holdentoyotastraya179 Před 11 měsíci +6

    not funny

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 11 měsíci +8

      To you. Funny is very subjective.

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@maryrosekent8223 - Really? Thanks for letting us know.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@RobVespayou should be glad that someone let you know since you're too ignorant to figure it out for yourself.

    • @Spartakiss
      @Spartakiss Před 10 měsíci

      Did you realize after you watched the whole 11 minutes?

    • @holdentoyotastraya179
      @holdentoyotastraya179 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Spartakiss did you think it was funny? cause that's fine .but I didn't find it even amusing..

  • @Name92391
    @Name92391 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Lionel Harris is so crazy funny❤ He had a boring audience with no personality