Don't Name Your Kids Something Stupid. Dwayne Perkins - Full Special

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  • @joseph-fernando-piano
    @joseph-fernando-piano Před 3 lety +4150

    One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...

  • @alesiawilson6143
    @alesiawilson6143 Před 3 lety +3892

    Here’s another set of names; sisters named Windy, Sunney, Stormy. My brother referred to them as ‘The Weather Conditions’ 😂

    • @Nina-vv3ev
      @Nina-vv3ev Před 3 lety +55

      🤣

    • @preciousproperty6015
      @preciousproperty6015 Před 3 lety +47

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DeathWithoutLife976
      @DeathWithoutLife976 Před 3 lety +130

      I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture

    • @Scrimparmy
      @Scrimparmy Před 3 lety +177

      @@DeathWithoutLife976 lol no they went with a country, a continent, and a nationality

    • @Baloo_The_Bear
      @Baloo_The_Bear Před 3 lety +69

      Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn
      Yeahp
      Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality

  • @BillMorganChannel
    @BillMorganChannel Před 2 lety +112

    I always named my kids as if they were being introduced to someone needing open heart surgery ... no one wants to hear: "This is Sunbeam, she will be replacing your heart today."

    • @michaeltorrisi7289
      @michaeltorrisi7289 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Yeah but that's the point. You hear "Sunbeam", it's a good bet that their parents messed them up good and proper. Why take a risk on a likely broken person?

    • @mindfkr
      @mindfkr Před 2 měsíci +4

      "that's DR Sunbeam"

    • @themanifestorsmind
      @themanifestorsmind Před měsícem +3

      My cat's name is Sunbeam😂

  • @coleensibert882
    @coleensibert882 Před rokem +132

    Adding this guy to my watch list - I appreciate clean comedy. Very classy.

  • @wheelch0ck
    @wheelch0ck Před 4 lety +1322

    "Oh, Michelle? She's with a family that's gonna love her. That's where Michelle is..."🤣🤣🤣

  • @probationbird9786
    @probationbird9786 Před 3 lety +900

    I taught middle school math, and in one of my 6th grade classes, I had twin boys named.....and I'm not kidding....
    Y'hyness, and Y'majessy
    ....yeah.

    • @elouise5593
      @elouise5593 Před 3 lety +89

      Jermaine Jackson (Michael's brother) has a son named Jermajesty.

    • @msc2u1
      @msc2u1 Před 3 lety +75

      My Lord! Help those children 😱😱😱

    • @jalyn30
      @jalyn30 Před 3 lety +53

      Had student boy/girl twins names princess and princes

    • @Isabel-ge1ou
      @Isabel-ge1ou Před 3 lety +19

      i was about to mention jermajesty

    • @Isabel-ge1ou
      @Isabel-ge1ou Před 3 lety +32

      apple is definitely the worst.... just a big cry for attention just like her over priced lifestyle website.

  • @robertekis2450
    @robertekis2450 Před 8 měsíci +63

    So thankful for Dry Bar Comedy. I'm on dialysis and never feel good enough to do anything any more, but the Dry Bar comedians always cheer me up. Dwayne was especially good. I like that he looks for humor that everyone can enjoy, no matter the nationality you come from. My Korean wife likes him too.

  • @haskellbob
    @haskellbob Před 9 měsíci +54

    His mom and him both learning there's no Santa Claus at the same time is comedy genius.

  • @itsjustian8484
    @itsjustian8484 Před 3 lety +1271

    "L' Mongelo, because she likes lemon jello!"
    I died laughing.

    • @JudahsFinest.
      @JudahsFinest. Před 3 lety +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @creatrixinc
      @creatrixinc Před 3 lety +9

      Me too! "My crazy mother."

    • @HellhammerSS
      @HellhammerSS Před 3 lety +10

      He stole that from another comedian

    • @FlyingRatAttack
      @FlyingRatAttack Před 3 lety +9

      @@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.

    • @GrayHateborn
      @GrayHateborn Před 3 lety +22

      @@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner

  • @thechaplainisin8598
    @thechaplainisin8598 Před 3 lety +383

    thank you Dwayne Perkins - I'm 75 and I needed this brilliant laughter!!!! Blessings on your career!

    • @tuanh5987
      @tuanh5987 Před 3 lety +12

      I hope you're having a nice day. Your profile picture is very lovely ✨

    • @maddymunchkin4593
      @maddymunchkin4593 Před 3 lety +8

      Coolest 75 year old ever!!!

    • @miloss5419
      @miloss5419 Před 3 lety +6

      May God bless you with another 50 years of life. Regards

    • @mikehunt6107
      @mikehunt6107 Před 3 lety

      😹🤗🖖🍯💙🕊

    • @jeffharris8166
      @jeffharris8166 Před 3 lety

      @@maddymunchkin4593 you're so sweet

  • @carolsteele9911
    @carolsteele9911 Před 2 lety +33

    This guy isn’t just funny he’s very intelligent too, love him. I’m from UK🇬🇧

  • @davidstout6051
    @davidstout6051 Před rokem +36

    Remarkable combination of pointed, socially aware humor and genuine good will. Well done.

  • @loltom3703
    @loltom3703 Před 4 lety +3616

    "Lecretia doesnt sound like she thinks the customers always right" 😂😂😂

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 Před 4 lety +63

      But there is a "real" name called Lucrezia.

    • @genli5603
      @genli5603 Před 4 lety +44

      Lucretia is a good name!

    • @kickpublishing
      @kickpublishing Před 4 lety +59

      @@genli5603 Does she have a sister called Excreta?

    • @liviaclaire
      @liviaclaire Před 4 lety +37

      Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 Před 4 lety +54

      @@interestedbystander196 Yep. Lucrezia Borgia, daughter of Pope Cesare Borgia.

  • @rifman6895
    @rifman6895 Před 4 lety +3025

    I just realized that this whole channel is almost 100% PG, yet everything is hysterical.

    • @tonyduran5845
      @tonyduran5845 Před 4 lety +73

      Really? If so, that's rare and refreshing. Subbed! Thanks. :-D

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 Před 4 lety +127

      Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.

    • @tonyduran5845
      @tonyduran5845 Před 4 lety +67

      @@bilindalaw-morley161 Genius! Love it and I hope it catches on. Finally, comedy acts I can watch with my kids. :-D

    • @sorenadix6411
      @sorenadix6411 Před 4 lety +10

      Subscribed! Thanks!

    • @kardoar
      @kardoar Před 4 lety +33

      Its the heart of mormonville. Probably no alcohol either.

  • @david9783
    @david9783 Před 2 lety +86

    A TON of kids have been hamstrung for life by their parents trying to give them 'original' names.

    • @babycakes8434
      @babycakes8434 Před 7 měsíci +5

      It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️But it still bothers me🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @kitkakitteh
      @kitkakitteh Před 7 měsíci +5

      Checked in a guest named Anferny last month. Wtf.

    • @david9783
      @david9783 Před 7 měsíci

      Male or female?@@kitkakitteh

    • @david9783
      @david9783 Před 7 měsíci

      Bothers me, too.@@babycakes8434

    • @jgvtc559
      @jgvtc559 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@david9783😂 doesn't matter

  • @renesbbwi
    @renesbbwi Před 4 lety +809

    I watched the whole video with my sons. He was funny and there was absolutely NO curse, no obscene vocabulary. This deserve a like just for that.

    • @chicagoliightsx
      @chicagoliightsx Před 4 lety +14

      Fun(ny) for the whole family!

    • @zinnakatt8312
      @zinnakatt8312 Před 4 lety +5

      The same with Brian Regan, clean & hilarious.

    • @morph261
      @morph261 Před 4 lety +7

      oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off.
      but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!!
      do you see how stupid that sounds?
      i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.

    • @nadogrl
      @nadogrl Před 3 lety +7

      Morph - It’s called “comedy”.

    • @7orivorian141
      @7orivorian141 Před 3 lety +6

      @@morph261 You sound like a white girl on insta. Go post ya black squares somewhere else XD

  • @DarlingDaintyfoot
    @DarlingDaintyfoot Před 3 lety +1619

    You know a comedian is good when you're watching them, sitting alone in your livingroom & you're busting out laughing.

  • @sylviaolney652
    @sylviaolney652 Před 2 lety +18

    Hoodia. Love and appreciate this gentleman's comedy. Not distasteful, vulgar, trashy, and no cursing. Thank you Sir! 😊 🤗

  • @reaping-equally
    @reaping-equally Před 2 lety +15

    "when I went to Africa, I had a clear conscience." Man, I'm sick and I busted up laughing

  • @nighthiker8872
    @nighthiker8872 Před 3 lety +624

    Dumb names don't help your child's future, so true.

    • @parislove616
      @parislove616 Před 3 lety +12

      and yet they keep doing it 🤔

    • @ashleyrichards5194
      @ashleyrichards5194 Před 3 lety +29

      Or ok names with idiot spellings... Kaighlynne... Tyuh’Mykahhh... Khrystalle... Aeighdynne

    • @LadyAnneJT
      @LadyAnneJT Před 3 lety +20

      @@ashleyrichards5194 I refer to those as Dropped Scrabble names. Throw a bunch random tiles on the table and name the poor child whatever you get.

    • @Gunngirl
      @Gunngirl Před 3 lety +16

      Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?

    • @ashleyrichards5194
      @ashleyrichards5194 Před 3 lety +13

      Dedra I went to school with brothers Mark and DeMarcus and I was always like... why

  • @kerianhalcon3557
    @kerianhalcon3557 Před 4 lety +514

    "she's with a family thats going to lover her" thats so savage!

    • @glenholmgren1218
      @glenholmgren1218 Před 4 lety +12

      Yet, we all laughed - again, because to whatever degree, we all understood what the joke was about AND agreed

    • @Kwesi6486
      @Kwesi6486 Před 4 lety +4

      savagely hilarious!!!

    • @wastingyourtime05
      @wastingyourtime05 Před 4 lety +4

      Could you do me a favor and learn the english language?

    • @angelaboheme7361
      @angelaboheme7361 Před 4 lety

      Who is Michelle? And who are her parents?

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 Před 4 lety +2

      I love how people literally just write a part of the video, and sometimes they cant even do that correctly

  • @ItsFreshItsAnne
    @ItsFreshItsAnne Před 2 lety +75

    "A car culture...Unless you're on your mission". Look at this, he worked in some relatable LDS (Mormon) material! That's dedication to your craft. Tipping your hat to the place who's giving you a stage. That's fantastic. He's so confident and RELAXED. I love DryBar for promoting quality!

    • @mattiemathis9549
      @mattiemathis9549 Před rokem +4

      Was looking for this comment!! True to his craft and audience.

  • @88spaces
    @88spaces Před 2 lety +12

    Just when you think they're no more funny comedians, here comes Dwayne. I cried laughing. He's very good.

  • @frankbastian4991
    @frankbastian4991 Před 4 lety +374

    Proud of Dwayne!!!We went to high school in Brooklyn together..

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 4 lety

      Nice!

    • @szqsk8
      @szqsk8 Před 4 lety +7

      Frank Bastian Was he funny then too?

    • @kennywolfe6762
      @kennywolfe6762 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm proud of him too although we never went to high school together.

    • @foxxrider250r
      @foxxrider250r Před 4 lety +5

      @@szqsk8 I need this question answered too lol

    • @godslyricalvessel6838
      @godslyricalvessel6838 Před 3 lety +2

      @@szqsk8 I grew up with him, and knew his grandma well, and he was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. BEYOND proud and happy for you my dear friend. 🤗🤗👍👍💯💯

  • @shonahowell1863
    @shonahowell1863 Před 4 lety +155

    She can't say "back in my day," because I was there. 🤣

    • @florecitayami
      @florecitayami Před 4 lety

      Oh my god 😂 when he said that I almost choke on my own saliva! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LaiaBertran
    @LaiaBertran Před rokem +36

    I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁

  • @poodlegirl55
    @poodlegirl55 Před 2 lety +14

    I NEVER watch a whole comedy routine but I watched all 47 minutes of this and loved it.

  • @meattroller8853
    @meattroller8853 Před 4 lety +2296

    Dwayne Perkins: Don't Name your Kids Stupid Things.
    Elon Musk: Hold my beer...

    • @ALtheBoi
      @ALtheBoi Před 4 lety +56

      was looking for this comment

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein Před 4 lety +38

      Wiley Coyote obviously it's different with privilege. his mom is a very famous model, same with rumor Willis etc. outside of that people struggle to get interviews with wild names TBH

    • @StremmeR
      @StremmeR Před 4 lety +9

      *joint

    • @kylegunter3635
      @kylegunter3635 Před 4 lety +17

      I only clicked on this video to like this message

    • @capt_miz1907
      @capt_miz1907 Před 4 lety +24

      i want to know Elon's child friend just to see how they tease his child

  • @raymatthews7624
    @raymatthews7624 Před 4 lety +3321

    Dwayne. As a black man, it was refreshing to hear clean sanitize Comedy, without profanity, I am proud of your performance.

    • @elsablue3646
      @elsablue3646 Před 4 lety +70

      Yes! I can now show my older parents and not have to apologize or say i hope its not too gross!

    • @elsablue3646
      @elsablue3646 Před 4 lety +29

      I was watching dave chappelle who i love and laughing so hard then at the end ... gross funny but gross and it was ruined. Its not needed to be funny !

    • @JordanAcev
      @JordanAcev Před 4 lety +72

      All of the standup on Drybar is clean. The sheer volume of talent Drybar has managed to tap into is amazing.

    • @lizdelisle1912
      @lizdelisle1912 Před 4 lety +41

      We need you on Netflix, Dwayne!

    • @michaelsmith4904
      @michaelsmith4904 Před 4 lety +7

      @@elsablue3646 Did you miss the whole segment on wiping your butt, then?

  • @johnmejia8836
    @johnmejia8836 Před rokem +69

    PROOF !!! A comic can be hilarious and topical without being crude, cussing , vulgar, or racial and make you laugh. I was very surprised that Dwayne Perkins made me laugh at every punchline ! This made my morning at work !!! Thank you Dwayne Perkins, I will remember your name. Come to California, I'm near L.A. !!

    • @cathrynpaterson7539
      @cathrynpaterson7539 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Interesting job you must have where get to watch Drybar. I liked that fact that I found this program since I, too, don't like cussing etc.

    • @kennethmacqueenette1998
      @kennethmacqueenette1998 Před 2 měsíci

      Probably is. some people here cussing no matter what channel you're on. My wife's a big christian now. She always walks out when I put on dry bar comedy. After about 3 or 4 weeks, I finally had to tell her there is no cussing on DBC. I had to tell her three of four more times. And I'm sure there are others that hear 2 or 3 Cusswords and expand them to 20. 🎉

    • @kennethmacqueenette1998
      @kennethmacqueenette1998 Před 2 měsíci

      You'd better watch out if there's no DBC in LA.

    • @AWholeVibe96
      @AWholeVibe96 Před měsícem

      Oh please! Lmao all this anti-black talk wrapped up in this comedy. 😂😂😂

  • @naomiramonono2094
    @naomiramonono2094 Před 2 lety +154

    I enjoyed this set so much! Clean, hilarious, relatable, sharp.. Wonderfully done!

    • @nondescriptnyc
      @nondescriptnyc Před rokem +5

      Yes!!! A comedian of color who does not resort to foul language, sexism, or anti-Asian jokes to get cheap laughs. Instead, his jokes are everything you said!!!

  • @cmbooks2000
    @cmbooks2000 Před 2 lety +58

    So refreshing when a comedian relys on his talent and keeps it clean.
    I laughed through the whole thing

  • @david8905
    @david8905 Před 3 lety +1451

    This dude is great! He's relaxed, he's relatable, and doesn't use profanity. He is a rare talent in todays comedy world.

    • @lorirose4187
      @lorirose4187 Před 3 lety +10

      Yes I agree!

    • @stacieneely8463
      @stacieneely8463 Před 3 lety

      @@lorirose41879729,,(+6 I66,ym,06😂5(,,6+yyj JJ,y,, nynhuhhhmyhmyhymhhm6mym6hjhhnyyñynh

    • @tonedef221
      @tonedef221 Před 3 lety +29

      Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.

    • @tonedef221
      @tonedef221 Před 3 lety +9

      Stacie Neely Valid point.

    • @elbabalao
      @elbabalao Před 3 lety

      what’s his name? he’s great.

  • @fixinfkinsandwiches6183
    @fixinfkinsandwiches6183 Před 4 lety +464

    I’ve never heard of this man but he sounds like a seasoned comic. Very smooth, original and funny!

    • @garymatusavige3639
      @garymatusavige3639 Před 3 lety +2

      Hes been around seen him before

    • @ajbeeskneesjr
      @ajbeeskneesjr Před 3 lety +4

      He's been to Tonight's shows already and has a a couple of specials

    • @sirkrutchbluesman3009
      @sirkrutchbluesman3009 Před 3 lety +2

      I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY

    • @JESUSfreak00
      @JESUSfreak00 Před 3 lety +2

      He's done global shows so....

    • @violetangelflame1
      @violetangelflame1 Před 3 lety +5

      He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!

  • @zenoofcaledonia2439
    @zenoofcaledonia2439 Před 2 lety +10

    Give this man a netflix special!

  • @mrkevinhaughey
    @mrkevinhaughey Před rokem +23

    This dude is super hilarious. Never seen him before but I'm definitely a fan now!

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib Před 4 lety +225

    He's genuinely funny. No nervous laughter. All jokes that speak real life truth from his unique perspective.

    • @desertdancestudio
      @desertdancestudio Před 3 lety +4

      Good comedy... and in agree with everyone. You dont need to get vulgar to be funny. Very refreshing!

  • @Phil231937
    @Phil231937 Před 3 lety +648

    in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life.
    fabulous comic.

    • @juliebuys2195
      @juliebuys2195 Před 3 lety +23

      Sounds like that could become a Monty Python sketch.

    • @gabrieleghut1344
      @gabrieleghut1344 Před 3 lety +52

      We have this in Germany too. No absurd names that may humiliate a child now or later in life.

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo Před 3 lety +20

      How does that work with foreign names? Is there a bias against a Jacinta or Reniqua?
      They're not offensive or dumb, just not Euro.

    • @necoragha65
      @necoragha65 Před 3 lety +27

      @@chapablo
      That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler.
      I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.

    • @UchihaScenario
      @UchihaScenario Před 3 lety +17

      In Poland too 👍

  • @SoLuVaBle299
    @SoLuVaBle299 Před 2 lety +25

    38:17 That “I love this girl so much, I’m prepared to come home every night, sit down in front of her, and listen to her story,” hit me right in the feels. My boyfriend proposed earlier last week, so I guess he’s ready to listen to my long, so detailed you’re practically there and I almost forget where I was going with the entire thing stories 😂😭🥰

    • @TheSleepSteward
      @TheSleepSteward Před rokem +2

      Congratulations on the proposal and maybe wedding as its been a year now. Wishing you two all the best

  • @lindacarruthers3423
    @lindacarruthers3423 Před 7 měsíci +6

    This man is so hilarious,I sat in my chair tonight watching him and laughed my head off.

  • @Rock-n-reel
    @Rock-n-reel Před 4 lety +515

    47 minutes of laughing non-stop... and no swearing no offensive words wow this man got some talent right there

    • @chriso8193
      @chriso8193 Před 4 lety +5

      How are you the authority of what an "offensive" word is on comedy? That's mighty white of you.....see how easy it is to act privileged and play god>

    • @ijohnny.
      @ijohnny. Před 4 lety +5

      @@chriso8193 Can it dope

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chriso8193 You're happy to point fingers, but I bet you never reflect on your own self.

    • @stacieupchurch9775
      @stacieupchurch9775 Před 4 lety +1

      I agree...he was funny without a bunch of profanity.
      Good clean comedy.

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura Před 4 lety

      @@chriso8193 oh! ATTENTION EVERYBODY ! WE FOUND APROFFESIONAL VICTIM!

  • @rachelgarber1423
    @rachelgarber1423 Před 4 lety +179

    His credits didn’t transfer; I died

  • @Reality_C
    @Reality_C Před 2 lety +8

    I can watch this comedian over and over.

  • @tsgrandma9837
    @tsgrandma9837 Před 2 lety +13

    On naming a child part: When I had my oldest son the trend was naming your baby after snack foods. IE: Twix, Snickers, etc. When the nurse came into my room and asked what our sons name was, she held her breathe. When I told her Victor Antonio she exhaled and exclaimed, "Good name. That's a really good, strong name." She went on to say mothers were actually naming their children after candy bars and snack foods. Some of the actual names of children born in that week at that hospital are: Cotton Candy, Mars Bar, Hershey Kiss, Pixie Dust, (instead of Pixie stik), so I could understand why she held her breathe and excitedly said, "Good name! That's a good, strong name!" Never go with trends for naming your child. They have to live with for the rest of their lives or until they are old enough to legally change it.

  • @throwingpotsandpans
    @throwingpotsandpans Před 4 lety +356

    It's 45 minutes of dad jokes. Heaven.

    • @stacyhigginson170
      @stacyhigginson170 Před 4 lety +9

      My Dad's jokes must be extra on the Dad because this guy's jokes aren't even close to my Dad's 😂

    • @simonw3858
      @simonw3858 Před 4 lety +6

      It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns.
      example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.

    • @clancykobane9102
      @clancykobane9102 Před 4 lety

      how hip are you?

    • @adryanredbeard699
      @adryanredbeard699 Před 4 lety

      Simon W Exactly👍😊

  • @johnterpack3940
    @johnterpack3940 Před 2 lety +777

    Dude! The timing, the delivery, the fact you covered familiar topics without sounding like microwaved Seinfeld leftovers... absolutely world class comedy.

  • @thedon978
    @thedon978 Před 2 lety +15

    A woman came to me in Chicago and asked that I baptize her baby daughter “Placenta.” She loved the sound of it.

  • @geographicoddity9444
    @geographicoddity9444 Před rokem +9

    Clean jokes that are really funny. Breath of fresh air!

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku Před 4 lety +2265

    I knew a girl named Chastity-Lolita, and if you don't find that absurdly ironic, I can't help you.

    • @user-np1gs4le2i
      @user-np1gs4le2i Před 4 lety +19

      HuH?!

    • @beverlyb6391
      @beverlyb6391 Před 4 lety +51

      What stupid parents

    • @lunaball1
      @lunaball1 Před 4 lety +29

      Lolita is actually a Japanese fashion.

    • @Galvion1980
      @Galvion1980 Před 4 lety +46

      That poor girl...

    • @kaseykasket
      @kaseykasket Před 4 lety +140

      @@lunaball1 yes but it's based on the term Lolita which is a sexually precocious young girl.

  • @anon0268
    @anon0268 Před 4 lety +879

    There was a girl in my highschool named "Dtahtiyanah".
    It was pronounced _"Tatiana"_

    • @AnonyMous-bv3ge
      @AnonyMous-bv3ge Před 4 lety +56

      Wtf is the D for then? I know there is a joke there but it is what it is 😅

    • @AnonyMous-bv3ge
      @AnonyMous-bv3ge Před 4 lety +30

      @@anon0268 ha that is funny but I meant a joke about when I said "what's the d for" someone could say "for sex duh" xD

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 Před 4 lety +25

      I feel really sorry for this person.

    • @azepere9976
      @azepere9976 Před 4 lety +28

      I'd be having a headache trying to pronounce her name. And then it's just Tatiana.

    • @anon0268
      @anon0268 Před 4 lety +13

      @@azepere9976
      That was me the first time I saw her name lmao

  • @BornAgainAmerican1
    @BornAgainAmerican1 Před rokem +15

    Dwayne Perkins is the 21st century reincarnation of Jerry Seinfeld . He takes mundane topics and turns it into comedic gold.

  • @warmwoolsoxgood4559
    @warmwoolsoxgood4559 Před rokem +19

    Funny guy, Dwayne Perkins! Loved this.
    He really should be at larger venues!

  • @H.pylori
    @H.pylori Před 4 lety +452

    Wow, a Black comedian, with clean humor, playing to a Provo audience....this guy is good! Hope he does well.

    • @PaperRaines
      @PaperRaines Před 4 lety +9

      "Does well"? You know how long this brotha has been out there 🤣🤣🤣

    • @H.pylori
      @H.pylori Před 4 lety +2

      @@PaperRaines No!

    • @carrythetorch33
      @carrythetorch33 Před 4 lety +7

      @Nikita Petersen it's just taste, but I hear ya

    • @H.pylori
      @H.pylori Před 4 lety +26

      @Nikita Petersen Because our society is in a state of moral decline. Look at the news of today. Nothing seems to count, no ethical or moral standards. Nothing to hold up to our youth as rules to live by. The process is slow, and therefore deceives the public into believing that it is OK. Comics who depend on sex and profanity in an attempt to be funny...are not funny, rather they are pitiful.

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj Před 4 lety +11

      @Nikita Petersen it's good to be able to play both sides in comedy. You can make it dirty or clean to tailor your audience. You can tell your boss a joke, a christian a joke, but also tell your boys a joke too

  • @elizabethpierce1351
    @elizabethpierce1351 Před 4 lety +481

    "LeMonjelo, cuz my mom really liked lemon jello, and that's why I work here."

    • @carolyndarley1045
      @carolyndarley1045 Před 3 lety +29

      @@SaltyDraws don't forget his twin brother, Oranjelo..

    • @roderickbrown1640
      @roderickbrown1640 Před 3 lety +25

      I grow up listening to Bill Cosby and Flip Wilson, they never cursed. And they had me
      in stitches!! This young man is from that old-school jandra !😂😂

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus Před 3 lety +13

      @@roderickbrown1640 genre

    • @maligrish4173
      @maligrish4173 Před 3 lety +3

      In addition to their names. Knew a chick named Hymen sisters name Orchid.

    • @stephenvanburen1818
      @stephenvanburen1818 Před 3 lety +3

      Spot on perfect!

  • @cliffwest5617
    @cliffwest5617 Před 2 lety +10

    This guy is impeccably funny! His delivery , his timing , a real xertified comedian .

  • @David_Tigre
    @David_Tigre Před rokem +8

    real masterclass of comedy. not cursing at all, but still funnier than most of the cursing comedians! 👏👏👏👨🏾‍🎓

  • @daniolam8113
    @daniolam8113 Před 3 lety +522

    Dwayne: great smart clean humor, not many comedians can pull it off 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @cathywright8218
      @cathywright8218 Před 3 lety +6

      I suspect this set is clean because he's playing to Mormons in Provo, Utah. If he were playing anywhere else, I bet he has a more blue repertoire?

    • @onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103
      @onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 Před 3 lety +9

      They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.

    • @ds525252
      @ds525252 Před 3 lety +3

      @@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! *Sarcasm and lol🤝

    • @coledibiase1777
      @coledibiase1777 Před 3 lety +3

      @@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103
      Maybe its what people want, considering that's what's popular among the PEOPLE.

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 Před 2 lety +2

      @@cathywright8218 Not really. Check out his Instagram channel. Same clean cut comedy.

  • @jeanabeana8818
    @jeanabeana8818 Před 4 lety +390

    I appreciate comedians who can get through a routine without using profanity. It's refreshing and yet, STILL FUNNY!!

    • @armindarenteria
      @armindarenteria Před 4 lety +7

      its the Dry bar that channel is dedicated to PG comedy and very good comedians.

    • @jodilopez7164
      @jodilopez7164 Před 3 lety +3

      Ur comedy is my style!! Funny & clean....very entertaining

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul Před 3 lety +6

      quite honestly it's not that hard to do clean comedy, it just takes actual effort.

    • @morgannaomi1231
      @morgannaomi1231 Před 3 lety +1

      That's the point of dry bar lol

    • @DevinciFX
      @DevinciFX Před 3 lety +1

      Agreed

  • @dianequince8761
    @dianequince8761 Před rokem +12

    Love this guy! With the crazy baby names thing 😂 He's just so funny, enjoyed the whole video.

  • @jfjc5694
    @jfjc5694 Před 2 lety +3

    His roommate stalked dirt. LMAO 😂

  • @therealhiddenflower
    @therealhiddenflower Před 3 lety +174

    "Ginsenga is with a family who's really gonna love her"👉🏽😂

  • @twintwo278
    @twintwo278 Před 4 lety +197

    As a woman named Taketra, I totally agree with him!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twintwo278
      @twintwo278 Před 4 lety +1

      @JameisWinston Sucks that's actually very pretty...❤

    • @twintwo278
      @twintwo278 Před 4 lety

      @JameisWinston Sucks well thank you🥰

    • @twintwo278
      @twintwo278 Před 3 lety +4

      @Stepping Playlist 1 yes, that's it

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT Před 3 lety +3

      Oof... my condolences.

    • @jazzcatt
      @jazzcatt Před 3 lety +8

      @@twintwo278 Oh wow. Because I'm used to Japanese, Spanish and Kiswahili vowel sounds I automatically read your name as Ta as in" ahhh, I get it" Ke as in the e in 'ever' or 'everything'. Tra as in ahhh. I would have never thought to pronounce ke as key! Had your name been spelled Takitra I would have pronounced it correctly right off the bat.

  • @tabathawade5279
    @tabathawade5279 Před 2 lety +15

    That was really funny, smart and no swearing! Class act. thank you Dwayne Perkins! mad props sir.

  • @margaretharritt6772
    @margaretharritt6772 Před rokem +35

    what a brilliant comedian he is! such clever humor that really connects and makes me LOL!

  • @hw8140
    @hw8140 Před 4 lety +405

    "My crazy mother loved lemon jello"
    I died.

    • @lucyflorey9152
      @lucyflorey9152 Před 4 lety +16

      There were twins we knew whose names were lemon jello and orange jello
      Pronounced le monn ja lo
      and or ron jalo
      Actually happened

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lucyflorey9152 wow lol

    • @henryperez606
      @henryperez606 Před 4 lety

      Lucy Florey
      They were from Miami

    • @lucyflorey9152
      @lucyflorey9152 Před 4 lety

      @@henryperez606 the twins we knew were from Illinois

    • @JustanotherLiz
      @JustanotherLiz Před 4 lety +1

      H W No joke, I once had a doctor named Lemonjello. He went to our Church and only charged me $40 for each Dr visit. Nice man, cool name imho

  • @onebadapple5053
    @onebadapple5053 Před 4 lety +86

    Dwayne Perkins. Not sure how famous he is (yet). But he made me laugh out loud countless times during this show.
    And I really needed it today....

    • @dauwg99
      @dauwg99 Před 4 lety +5

      he's been on Conan, but doesn't seem to care about getting famous. watched him perform in HK. small, quiet gig. amazing quality.

  • @FormTrends
    @FormTrends Před rokem +7

    Amazing set! No raunchy nonsense,. Just good laughs. Awesome

  • @carriemorley356
    @carriemorley356 Před 2 lety +7

    I need to watch dry comedy way more! LOVE this gentleman- funny, clean & very handsome! Yummy Funny -Laughter IS the BEST health fixer EVER‼️😅 y’all’s comments funny too. We Read them ALL, & funny names y’all shared👍

  • @mr2ti41
    @mr2ti41 Před 4 lety +728

    Never heard of this guy before, but I'm really diggin' his jokes.

    • @Tsukiyori9
      @Tsukiyori9 Před 4 lety +6

      Same

    • @mcdutch83
      @mcdutch83 Před 4 lety +7

      He’s great he’s got a Comedy Central special before this that I first saw him on. He does abit bout getting certified by the government by your looks being a 1-10. It’s a great bit

    • @weepingkoopa2862
      @weepingkoopa2862 Před 4 lety +5

      I think I saw him on TV before.
      I recognize that joke about waiting food.

    • @QPRTokyo
      @QPRTokyo Před 4 lety +7

      This guy is good.

    • @ChopStickSoSushi
      @ChopStickSoSushi Před 4 lety +6

      he's so genuine like doesn't even seem to be trying

  • @smartpoota9223
    @smartpoota9223 Před 4 lety +327

    This man is great. Everything felt so smoothly i felt like he was a friend telling me story

    • @kysweetheart1964
      @kysweetheart1964 Před 4 lety +7

      that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!

    • @loverbear23
      @loverbear23 Před 4 lety +2

      is ur name really smart

    • @harrietthespy2119
      @harrietthespy2119 Před 4 lety +2

      He’s gonna be very famous!

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 Před 2 lety +1

      The best comedians are the best storytellers. Check out Jim Breuer, Josh Sneed, etc.

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 Před 2 lety +1

      @@harrietthespy2119 Love your name on here. Do you also eat just tomato sandwiches?

  • @dreamweaver1603
    @dreamweaver1603 Před rokem +14

    This was one of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a long time. Good job!

  • @yankeetango
    @yankeetango Před 2 lety +16

    Excellence in comedy. Really liked Dwayne's material and delivery.

  • @kevindreenk6214
    @kevindreenk6214 Před 4 lety +122

    I swear the dry bar has some of the best stand up

  • @jillmarie8115
    @jillmarie8115 Před 3 lety +122

    I went to school with a girl name Myneice and til this day I can't help but think she was raised by her aunt 😂😂😂

  • @jolab1810
    @jolab1810 Před 2 lety +15

    Great routine! It's so good to laugh about everyday, slice-of-life topics without bad language. Thank you!

  • @TinasheKavumbura
    @TinasheKavumbura Před 2 lety +6

    If you called your gran "Gogo" you must have a heritage from my part of Africa. Here in Zimbabwe, we call our grandmothers Gogo or Ambuya.

  • @andyvannen
    @andyvannen Před 4 lety +452

    He's very likeable and personable. I really enjoyed his content.

    • @brandonharris6769
      @brandonharris6769 Před 4 lety

      my wife family are hales

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras Před 4 lety

      Yeah, I did,too!

    • @MrTommy001
      @MrTommy001 Před 4 lety +1

      It's nice to see comedy without F-bombs every few minutes. I loved it.

    • @Ten13Grl
      @Ten13Grl Před 4 lety

      @@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.

    • @keishajones3830
      @keishajones3830 Před 4 lety

      @Jessica Hale Personable and likeable to who? Utahns? Mormons? White ppl? Non black Americans? Racists? 🙄 oh, ok.

  • @shirleyo1758
    @shirleyo1758 Před 3 lety +438

    What a breath of fresh air. Humor does not have to be dirty to be funny and entertaining.

  • @gemthomson6730
    @gemthomson6730 Před rokem +13

    So very funny and clean humour, what a refreshing change. Well worth the watch, i can't believe i watched this gentleman from beginners to end. Laughter is like a tonic. Sent from Darlington England ☺️

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 Před 2 lety +10

    Two years later I have watched this special several time over... simply enjoy this man's humor.

  • @Wallepow
    @Wallepow Před 3 lety +170

    Legit almost peed when he said “exontashia” 😂 bruhh!!! Haha

    • @lenaely6146
      @lenaely6146 Před 3 lety +2

      Ur name is paola pacheco.😶
      😑That's lucrecia-ish ...✌️

    • @brangeeellis3083
      @brangeeellis3083 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lenaely6146 hahahahaha...wow, u went there

    • @rustbucket1728
      @rustbucket1728 Před 3 lety +1

      Are you sure you spelled it correctly 🥴

    • @86nabatat
      @86nabatat Před 3 lety

      I heard it “eggs-on-tayshia” 🤦‍♂️

  • @sf9046
    @sf9046 Před 4 lety +2660

    This guy proves you can be hilarious without needing to curse.

    • @dariusraphael1649
      @dariusraphael1649 Před 4 lety +23

      The new Sin Bad

    • @donnamcdonald3709
      @donnamcdonald3709 Před 4 lety +47

      Yep! I can't stand the cursing comedians -- turn it right OFF!

    • @pritikakhanna7577
      @pritikakhanna7577 Před 4 lety +22

      Thats coz he was brought up by his grandmother.

    • @ekcentrik
      @ekcentrik Před 4 lety +3

      or offensive.

    • @michamcv.1846
      @michamcv.1846 Před 4 lety +4

      WHY WOULD U EVEN NEED A PROOF FOR THAT ....
      and im sorry for your parents cursing all the time..

  • @deniserusinski5354
    @deniserusinski5354 Před rokem +7

    This guy is spot on. Soooo funny. His timing is good.

  • @JesusIsKing50
    @JesusIsKing50 Před rokem +4

    I’m currently unwell with flu, and you just put me in a coughing fit 😂😂😂 best worst time lol

  • @Adam_Ch739
    @Adam_Ch739 Před 4 lety +150

    this guy's laidback demeanor is what makes an excellent comedian well done

  • @cameronball3998
    @cameronball3998 Před 4 lety +88

    This was by far some of the technically best comedy I've ever seen, just a full 50 minutes of it. I couldn't be more impressed.

    • @thinkmackay8954
      @thinkmackay8954 Před 4 lety +3

      You are not alone! Haven't laughed so hard for a long long time! Couldn't stand a second of those stevencoberts!

  • @FREDO9032
    @FREDO9032 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Not a single F word this guy said and yet I was rolling on the floor laughing!!! Nicely done!!!

  • @jeanneratterman4174
    @jeanneratterman4174 Před 2 lety +6

    Love Dwayne Perkins humor and delivery.

  • @TMoElement115
    @TMoElement115 Před 3 lety +493

    Had a student some time ago named MycKynzyy. Yes, four y's. She always told those who asked, "My parents are hippies."

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 Před 3 lety +108

      They're hyppyes.

    • @AngelOfMusic2
      @AngelOfMusic2 Před 3 lety +30

      @@anaalina5964 lmao nyce follow up

    • @jenynz5334
      @jenynz5334 Před 3 lety +23

      If a parent names their kids something strange, that's not bad, imo. It's spelling the normal ones a weird way that bugs me. And only because I have to spell my own normal name now, when before that was never even a question.

    • @dh2266
      @dh2266 Před 3 lety +7

      I'd be headed down to the courthouse. Wow.

    • @emmel4fun
      @emmel4fun Před 3 lety +19

      @@jenynz5334 Those parents condemn their children to a life of having their names misspelled or having to spell their name out every time.

  • @whychilly5303
    @whychilly5303 Před 4 lety +237

    Underrated doesn’t even begin to describe this guy

  • @duanevanwinkle3488
    @duanevanwinkle3488 Před rokem +5

    He has several levels to his sense of humour!!! Goes deep!!’

  • @bobn.5173
    @bobn.5173 Před rokem +7

    This kid is wicked funny!

  • @MrSpookdog418
    @MrSpookdog418 Před 4 lety +118

    Him and his mom being sat down to be told there is no Santa Claus was genius.

  • @angrychickin
    @angrychickin Před 4 lety +51

    this dude is super clever and his delivery is on point

  • @erinenglish3171
    @erinenglish3171 Před 2 lety +6

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. I think it’s one of the best standup performances I’ve seen. It’s perfect.

  • @vernakautz6883
    @vernakautz6883 Před rokem +6

    Was in a bad mood today. Saw this, so I thought I would watch it. He is very funny. Made me laugh. Thank you Dwayne

  • @wendypicou8503
    @wendypicou8503 Před 4 lety +56

    I didn’t expect to wake up and watch a 47:26 video while drinking my coffee but once it started I just couldn’t stop watching!!! Dude is FUNNY!!! 😂

  • @spicaspunotti
    @spicaspunotti Před 3 lety +440

    Son: Dad why is my sister named Rose?
    Dad: Because your mom loves roses.
    Son: Oh, ok. Thanks Dad.
    Dad: No problem B.J

  • @michaelmcgregor7374
    @michaelmcgregor7374 Před 2 lety +4

    I remember when a family from New Jersey wanted to name their new born son "Adolf Hitler", It ended up in court, and the judge said "No dice!" I wonder why...

  • @parrell1012
    @parrell1012 Před rokem +13

    His form is effortless. Everything he says is so very funny. He's truly one of the best with complete clean comedy. The whole family can enjoy.