Indiana Jones 5 is DOOMED | Another Disney FLOP?
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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2023
- Indiana Jones 5 is D.O.A. Disney, Lucasfilm, and their pals in the Legacy Media Complex are killing Fandom.
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Disney doesn’t get the Box Office results it wants, it gets the Box Office results it deserves.
They'll blame it on there being a male lead and somehow push Phoebe Waller-Bridge even more
It's called capatilism
Were episode 7 about Ewoks and Robots it would have made Billions! It was the Most anticipated film of all time! Disney and Kennedy legitimately believed the crap awakens was why they made Billions! As lazily told as the Prequels were their merchandise made BILLIONS! The Crap Awakens Bankrupted Toys 'R Us
The fart sounds made me think .How many times did Ford fart on set?
@@poocrayon4588t's called Marxism, capitalism would mean a product people actually fucking want
The more money Disney loses, the happier I become.
Amen.
thats why I hope that Kathleen Kennedy gets another 3 years at Disney/Lucasfilm!
Shut up,batman 🙄
They are giving away free tickets to this movie right now at Applebee's. They are going to inflate the numbers just like they did with captain marvel
amen to that brother
That's crazy how film industry changed over 20 years. Movies back then were either artistic spectacles or just a fun time.
Yeah and now most of them are basically hour-long political tweets lol
@@NoobgamerHD or a new toy line commercial
But not anymore, ignorant peasants, you must be re-educated! Buy your theater ticket and pay your cable bill, because social studies 101 is about to begin!
its what happens when a imagineless talentless corporate moron tries to meddle with the creative side of things. The people who should least be in charge of entertainment find themselves in charge of entertainment. Why because there's a lot of money in the entertainment field. However these people don't know shit, they have no talent to create, and have no business making entertainment decisions.
@@Uszat89Disney needs to bring back the fun ignore all the negativity and just go back to being fun movie
Disney is just destroying itself. Sad to watch them kill the things I grew up loving.
I was upset with how Star Wars was treated but ruining Indy was too much for me😢. At least with Star Wars I was able to deep dive in to the old legends content.
I love the idea that Star Wars fans supposedly just became "racist" overnight having never said anything in regards to characters like Lando or Mace Windu up until Disney took over the brand.
Windu is a fan favorite, and he got his own lightsaber color
It’s almost like they made a cool character instead of a shield to hide behind
We begged them to bring Lando back when the sequel trilogy just started and they refused until they finally had no choice out of desperation hoping to have some semblance of success with the Rey Palpatine movie. Of course, in hindsight, it would have been better if they had left the character out but people had more goodwill and hope before the final disaster of the sequel trilogy was seen in totality.
That and the original trilogy had strong female characters, aliens, and inclusiveness. But people still had to be offended somehow.
And now Disney as taken a beloved IP, and just shit all over it.
All in the name of wokeness, which is a broken ideology that normal people have no interest in.
Bro, I thought Windu was the coolest fucking Jedi ever. Did not care a spit he was black.
That's because we live in a world where actual fascists go about claiming they are fighting fascism. But then again, fascism was ALWAYS a leftwing ideology to begin with.
Kathleen Kennedy: "Prepare for trouble!"
Phoebe Waller-Bridge: "And make it double!"
Please no more sequels, remakes or reboots.
Kathleen Kennedy: To protect the world from great storytelling 😂
No joke, I'd trust Team Rocket to run a film franchise over those two any day of the week.
“And that’s called capitalism!”
@@Kal_g Jesse and James are extremely competent at what they do. The only problem is that they've been fixated on Ash's Pikachu because of how abnormal it is. But, they've stolen from Pokemon Centers, wiped out teams of people, and even successfully stole Dream Energy for Giovanni. If you don't have plot armor, you stay the heck away from those two because even one of their Pokemon are likely to wipe out your entire team and they usually have 4.
"How did John Boyega handle racism?" He made sure most of his scenes were cut in the Chinese release and that he was relegated to the background of the media campaign because the Chinese populace has a proclivity to not like people who are not white or yellow....All in all, i'd say he handled it well.
Ts was Disney's decision there are million black people in China.
One million out of a billion.
Do some math.
Looks like modern day America doesn’t like stories about an old white man stealing treasure from brown people
@@rajeshdevika8827more like half that. And they are definitely ostracized by the populace at large,
My grandfathers fought in the Wehrmacht. And one of my grandfathers got wounded in Russia. When he came back, US soldiers stayed at their farm to protect them from the Russians. They helped on the farm, they became friends, one soldier gave him his typewriter as a present when they left. They stayed in contact for decades afterwards and visited each other regulary. I remember as a child, it was always a big day, when "The Americans" arrived. I had to interpret for the whole family. One of them even wrote a book about it.
Soo.. your granfather was a Nazi and Americans helped him? On interpersonal level its not a big deal, I'm just kinda surprised, I thought Americans were fighting against, not for Fascism. Because "protect from the Russians" (Soviet actually) means americans were the.. bad guys? I genuinely don't understand
Hmm, what was the book name?
I can’t believe Disney shareholders haven’t started a riot to sue Disney.
All the smart ones have already sold and walked away.
They must blow up with Disney altogethee
Some are sueing them for inflating D+ numbers and other things
They need the robin hood crew to short it en mass.
I have a suspicion they are behind the woke nonsense. 😮
The power of "no." It's one thing to riot, protest, and tear down stuff. Very little ever comes out of that. But saying "no" to purchasing something, whether it's a beer, at a chain store, or movie tickets, hurts them in the wallet a lot more than smashing a window. It isn't even a movement, it's just people walking away from the woke product and saying no.
Yup. All hail darth binks
The only reason we never see anything come from protests and riots anymore is because, for a variety of reasons, those protests never have a proper focus.
The purpose of a protest is to annoy the people in power until they make a change to shut up the protestors. If they don't know what change to make, or if the change is not within their power, the protest fails. In the case of the Jan. 6ers, the change was not within the government's power and they went far enough that it was easy to just shut them up by arresting them. In the case of BLM, the protests had no focus. They _started_ as universal protests for police accountability, but once BLM took over they were just protests about (perceived) institutional racism. We already have laws against that, so lawmakers couldn't do anything to satisfy BLM, and the protests petered out.
Notably, in two states that BLM ignored because they have such a small black population, New Mexico and Colorado, the protests _worked._ New Mexico abolished qualified immunity for _all_ government employees, and Colorado weakened it considerably. Also notably, in New York, which was not ignored by BLM, they "abolished" QI but actually made it stronger by setting limits on how much a cop could be forced to pay for violating someone's rights, no matter how egregious the violation.
You see this in almost all protests nowadays. Gun control rallies either don't have a specific law in mind, or they want all guns banned. Anti-Trump protestors gathered in D.C. just to get all angy about their candidate losing. But if the protest has a small, achievable, concrete goal, it works. Want a statue gone? Protest enough and the city will at least move it, because it's worth it to stop the protests. Want all racism abolished? Protesting won't do shit because no one can do that.
Sorry boomer, but this is where ppl like you and Gary get it VERY wrong.
This is NOT about making and or losing money. It’s NOT about exploiting current social/cultural “trends”.
If you are vaguely aware of the power and depth of psychological manipulation used in standard marketing of any benign “product”, then you can see clearly what’s actually going on here.
Gary (and many others) believe that “The Message” is the marketing aspect , and “Woke Movie Franchise” is the product they’re selling.
It is in fact the opposite:
Woke Movie Franchise is the “commercial” for The Message/Ideology which is the “product”.
Through subversive repetition and intimidation they know that enough people will buy their “product”, thus expanding their power, influence and control.
They do NOT need your money, they already have it. The money you spent on a Snickers bar the other day, was circulated through several companies and corporations, before reaching the top shareholder/investors who then dispersed your money back down into whatever is Disney’s latest Woke Franchise budget.
I’m sorry to inform you that it’s not going out of style or stopping in any way, despite your efforts.
If Disney were to actually collapse and go bankrupt, the money at the top would be redirected to another company so that they could “buy” Disney and “rebrand” it.
Exactly. Acting out only strengthens their argument. A post with thousands of angry posts is still relevant, the best thing we can do to make this change is just ignore and not show up. Hit them in the wallets
Money is key - Imagine people from all over the world making a stand and use their money to bring big corporations down.
Best example: a bank run. If every customer takes all their money from a (specific) bank at the same time - the bank is toast.
Huge crowds are powerful if they use their money wisely. We outnumber the richest people of the world by billions.
Boycotting companies to punish them is great, but betting against them on the stock-market at the same time and earn money from their demise is the right way to do it.
Movie fans don't want politicised films. How does Hollywood not understand this? Movies should be escapism, not a political platform.
Because the ideology behind the message has an axiom that states "everything MUST be political". If there is a corner of your life you can escape to, they're doing their job wrong.
LOL, movies have been political since the first films. What planet are you living on?
@@mikekarena There's a difference between giving the audience something to think about and telling the audience exactly what to think.
I don't think Hollywood cares. Same as Bud Light, Target et al. They simply do not care.
@@LordBaktor This. It's not so hard to understand. The story has to be the vehicle for the idea, when the opposite happens is pure propaganda.
Gary, you should invent a “Woke Storytelling Bingo” cards.
With squares like “strong female character” “evil white guys” and the like.
Players will fill out their cards from trailers, or reviews.
Then reviewing their cards they determine whether they will watch the movie or not.
Do what you will with this idea. Enjoy
That could be a fun game to play on the live streams!
"funny black man who ALWAYS has a quip, and he gets with multiple love interests with girls."
"The one secretly gay white dude who winds up with the funny black man. whos also the only non evil white guy"
"The one white guy on the good guys side whos straight but has no love interest and gets made fun of the most and also has everyone elses lines read to him with passive aggressiveness. OH and hes an asshole, no ones meant to love him but he somehow becomes the fan favorite."
"The one fat bitch who hilariously has to have multiple takes so it can be seen that she runs for a while instead of just 10 feet and geetin caught out of breath."
"The one black chick who beats every mans ass, doesnt matter if hes 8ft 600lbs of pure muscle, shes kick flipping him 3ft in the air, do not pass go, do not collect $200."
"The 2 white chicks who are dumb but have very specific situational scenes that make their presence important for the movie."
"The Asian hacker. This one hasnt changed from regular storytelling, but now its trans."
I never thought I would play an evil white woman in "Woke Storytelling Bingo" in my life. Sign me up!
"The whole movie feels like it was written by AI"
That is an S tier insult
Insult to ai
It's an insult to AI, as I'm sure AI could write a far better Indiana Jones script than the horrid mess due out June 30th. Monkeys with typewriters could write a better script.
@@DetectiveBarricade 12 monkeys, no typewriters, just a lot of shit-throwing and masturbation.
@@DetectiveBarricadeTruly, this is the blurst of times.
The Ai would indeed have written that because they programed it to be woke
Watching Disney obliterate the moneymaking power of ALL their IP's is like watching a man slowly but surely saw the branch he's sitting on off a tree.
Except every time you yell up at him "Are you sure you want to do that bro?" He screams back at you "You fucking RACIST!"
😂😂😂 perfect analysis
This....oh boy, this. I'm going to use this in every instance I need to make this point. Well said!
Spot on
*just set the tree on fire and be done with it*
You try and get him to see sense "Dude stop, you'll hurt yourself." which is met with "TRANSPHOBE"
Imagine turning a symbol of peace and luck to a symbol of hate and then taking away its true meaning altogether
卍 Racist!
This really has been the most disastrous year for Disney, hasn’t it?
WHAT A WONDERFUL YEAR!!
almost brings a tear (of joy) to your eye seeing them do so badly
@@ShadowCthulhuit doesn't to yours?
Disney ceased to exist once it stopped producing clam shells
Yep, hopefully not too much longer before they go under.
I am willing to bet Blackrock is covering some if not all the losses, for stock options.
For decades Indiana Jones couldn't be killed. He survived cannibals, poison,arrow traps, temple booby traps, Nazis, cray arabs, the ark of the covenant and almost anything else you could think of, but Disney managed to kill him in less than 2 hours. Great job guys!
Reminder that Indy GRAPED Marion who was a minor and abandoned her and his child. You are praising a Child Grapist. This is canon.
@@dansmith1661Steven Spielberg proposed that idea...but are we allowed to criticize a famous Jewish director?
@@dansmith1661 this is actually not true
@@dansmith1661 Marion can't be graped by a single assailant (Indy). In order for her to be graped there would need of be a bunch of them.
The power of woke killed him
Disney attacking their customers is like, let's say a beer company attacking their customers for not being gay......W A I T A M I N U T E
No problem at all. We’ll sit back, not go see the new Disneyana Jones movie and enjoy the fact that, when enough fans reject this garbage, the result will be Disney losing another 150-200 million dollars. We’ll smother it very quickly and it won’t cost any of us a dime. Then, we’ll repeat this process and over again for every other movie they make to punish them for their insolence. Let’s just see how much money they can stomach losing. Bring it on Karen Kennedy…🍿
Add to that all the money we will NOT spend on tie-in merch. Think of all those Chinese factory workers put out of a job because Disney got woke.
@@spacegamer85 That makes it even sweeter!
Few years ago it was impressive to see a Disney flop, now a days it's impressive to see a Disney movie that doesn't flop.
haha true
Guardians, thor, black panther, dr strange, avatar?
@@lewispooper3138 thor and strange was bad, black phanter was disappointing, avatar and guardians where good because they had started production years ago.
@@EMOJO_2001 they made money though
So they’re not flops
@@lewispooper3138 can't argue with that...
now what I want ppl to ALSO Keep in Mind that not only were they going to have that chick clown and down him thru out the movie.... they ALSO filmed him dying and her replacing him in his adventures LMAO..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣DAMN IT KATHLEEN, YOU ANIMAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣she Legit has NO CHILL in her🤣🤣🤣.........
and neither should we..... ppl need to start egging that chick whenever they see her out in public..
That silly bitch just keeps ruining awesome movies and sagas it’s crazy how the world is going
The ydid that? Guess I'll find out, when I finally watch it on TNT in 3 years, or else never, I don't even care at this point lol
@@robertmaybeth3434 it was filmed but those endings are not in this movie's release.... my comment is really about the fact that kennedy being such a deranged human she actually spear headed for him to die and be replaced....
@@billybadass3056 well yeah he was a powerful white man, that's LITERALLY her boogie man according to her own words
Just imagine KK seething during the filming of the original Indiana Jones flicks, looking at the actor and dreaming of a day she can destroy the character....what a sad pile of crap she is 😄
I watch this video and when it gets to the Obi-Wan miniseries and I just want to scream about how horrible that was. People getting a lightsaber in the gut and they don't die. Luke as a kid being chased by a fake Inquisitor who is nearly defeated by two young moisture farmers. Darth Vader going around breaking the necks of people for no reason to prove he's a 'bad man.' The 'big fight' between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan that was the most disappointingly worst all-time lightsaber battle in the whole entire Star Wars saga. So many things were wrong with that Obi-Wan series. It has nothing to do with male/female, race or ethnicity, or even politics, it was a horrible, terrible, no-good miniseries.
Swastika does not mean Nationalist Socialism which is a modern political ideology. It’s the symbol of Aryan people that’s been around for more than 10,000 years from Europe, Iranian plateau, Scandinavia and Northern India.
I've never wished for the fall of a corporation as much as I've wanted for Disney.
Disney is just a proxy for the United States corporation. Know that.
Me too. Its sad though because when I was a kid, they were MAGIC.
@@jimkeskey So true...
I don't want them to fail but it will happen if they don't get rid of the people deciding that.
The problem is maybe unsolvable because the people in charge getting people thinking the same way.
Is it because of what they did to Star Wars? Or marvel? Or ?
Disney be like: I will take a legacy franchise, and RUIN IT!!!
Hello, fellow Death Note enjoyer
@@jenniferbradshaw6704L died and they immediately made light mid followed up with those copy L kids. Absolutely became a L anime
Lol I immediately got this joke after YEARS of not reading/watching Death Note😂
EA: "my sweet summer child..."
ALL the franchises!
Nobody makes videos like Nerdrotic! One of a Kind😁
Like James Bond, Indiana Jones is one of those characters with cross-market appeal: men want to be him, women want to be with him. Absolutely no-one who likes Indiana Jones wants an Indiana Jones movie that relegates Indiana Jones to being this ineffectual second fiddle to Phoebe Waller Bridge, and the people who do say they want that will never buy a ticket to an Indiana Jones movie anyway. Congrats on tearing down another guaranteed money spinner, Disney.
Disney: *produces another soulless remake*
Everyone: "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!"
Disney: you can't get more soulless than The Lion King remake and people went to see it droves, made Billions !!, that gives us like a decade of free passes on live action remakes amirite or amirite?
Disney's fierce determination to repeatedly put out awful movies, desecrate beloved franchises and lose a shitload of money is fucking fascinating.
Elemental absolutely bombs at the box office, so what do they do? Point out that one of the characters is "non binary" of course. That always puts arses in seats, right?
Why aren't they learning? The stubbornness is fascinating.
@@bujharvard9313 it's like they badly want to go bankrupt...
@@deceiver444 I guess they think that if they keep at it, eventually it'll start to pay off. But it goes against all business sense, and especially goes against previous Hollywood practice, which is to attempt to duplicate success. It's obvious now that all this manufactured diversity is not paying off. But they won't accept it. Terrible business.
While Nazis were nationalists, nationalism IS NOT Nazism.
Pride in your country is NOT a bad thing.
The 3 Little Pigs arrested for murdering The Hungry Wolf??? 😂😅😂
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis was one of my favorite point and click adventures.
When I was young, before Crystal Skull was even in planning, that game was the 4th Indy film for me.
Never played it, would love to, but Lucas Arts did a horrible job uploading all their old adventure games to steam; you can't save the game in them.
YOU CAN'T SAVE THE GAME IN THEM. Truly modern Lucas arts can not handle the simplest tasks.
Raiders of the Lost Ark was released in the UK in the year I was born. I've met Karen Allen, John Rhys Davies, Ke Huy Quan and Julian Glover at comic cons. My parents knew Pat Roach quite well as he used to bring his Jaguar in to be serviced where they worked, and (allegedly) held me as a baby.
It's a series that means a lot to me personally.
I wish they weren't doing this.
Those must have been great experiences. :)
That's awesome! I'm actually a fan of Pat Roach and it was too bad he couldn't be in ALL the Indiana Jones films in some capacity.
Then you must be brimming with excitement for this new film. I'm sure your tears of anguish and howls of despair are just proof of how good that movie is.
Just disconnect from Disney's fictions. The original Indiana Jones trilogy is almost perfect... an adventure... an adventure horror... an adventure comedy. Like Disney Star Wars, no one is going to remember the Mouse House movies in a decade. "Wiped clean by the wrath of God." (Raiders)
I have met Ke Huy Quan and John Rhys Davies too I was too young for the Indiana Jones movies in theaters, I was born in 1983 after the second one came out so I saw them in my teens in the late 90's instead on DVD. But the face melting was toned down for the DVD release, covered with more flames and light since it was way too graphic for the 1980's audience. But it and the heart ripping out in Temple of Doom scared the shit out of me.
Walt is spinning in his grave
Watched the international Premiere of Indiana Jones in Sicily, 2 days ago.
Pretty forgettable, freaking long.
And Harrison, Mads and Phoebe showed up at 10:13 PM.
TEN PM.
Unacceptable.
Awful organization from Disney, they didn't even show up for the blue carpet in Taormina.
Nothing.
After letting us wait for THREE HOURS, from 5:30 to 8:45, they simply moved all the photographers and journalists to a nearby Hotel and the actors DIDN'T show up for the fans.
After presenting the movie at 10:30, they simply went away.
They didn't stay for the movie.
Disney, Bud Light… man, these girl bosses sure know how to destroy multi billion dollar companies without a shred of accountability… at least a MAN would own up to a mistake and step down… it’s called having INTEGRITY
I would sooner step down, than to see 2,000 of my employees (with families) fired.
Oh, don't get me started on Bud Light. I wamt to smash a Bud Light bottle on that transwoman weirdo's head
What's even worse is that these women, having destroyed one company, will simply move on and rinse repeat. Instead of being canceled for being bad at their jobs, they just continue to shit on the real creators, and applauded for it.
It boggles the mind.
@@jeromethiel4323 … Mindy Kaling’s “Velma” is a prime example.
@@tonycamacho3015 Exactly. Take an unfunny woman comedian and put her in charge of a beloved show. She has to ruin it. They could have made a new show, but women can't seem to do that.
The creativity seems to end at the ovaries.
It is truly baffling the amount of latitude these KK types are getting. I mean
EVERYTHING Kennedy touches is guaranteed to be the opposite of entertaining and fail miserably.
The fact KK still has her job after how much value she has destroyed from Lucas Films is unbelievable.
Which proved she made the right choice to keep her job intact.
I swear she has multiple dossiers of dirt on key executives and key shareholders to continue being this incompetent without being fired.
I SIMPLY LOVE the way Spielberg introduced (live on stage during the premier of this atrocity) 3 SPECIAL people who 'Were the glue' for making these 'Indy' films, Harrison Ford (Kathleen clapped with the audience), George Lucas (Kathleen again clapped with the audience), and John Williams (kathleen DIDN'T clap as she realised, she wasn't SPESHUL ENUFF! Hahahaha)... Yeah BITCH.. YOU got IGNORED.. YOU'RE DONE! 🤣🤣🤣
😎🇬🇧
she probably knows where the walt head is
I’m just waiting for George to swoop in and buy it back for half of what he sold it for.
Imagine if McDonald's hired someone to stand at the door and insult everyone who entered.
Moses Ingram’s character would have been awesome if she just stayed ruthless. It came apart when she found a heart. Not all sith need to see the light. It has been done before and it’s tired.🤦🏽♂️
We all grew up with Disney movies, they were always in our life as a constant and I would have never thought that I'd be happy to see them closing down for good, but here we are...
Well not me, but my sister is... I'm growing up with Original SW and Indiana John and Pokémon games more than I watched Disney shits.
I did enjoy Donald and Scrooge comics in my teen years but I don't find them interesting anymore after few years...
@@ainzer2903 Original SW and Indiana Jones would be a bit later than the movies your parents showed you when you're very young and didn't really decide what you see. That's what it was, it was almost mandatory, there was no way around, in the West at least, that kids saw Disney and Don Bluth movies.
For Pokemon I was way too old when this came out, but maybe this generation was more exposed to them than to western animation.
Anime took a while to take over but as a teenager I prefered them over western animation as well. Hell, my favorite series of all times is anime and one of my two favorite movies of all times is as well...
WALT Disney often based his features films off old European fables, brother Grimm lore, anglo mythos, Robin hood(Mel Brooks did that better) King Aurther/Merlin. Louis Carol through th e looking glass.
Also a suspected supporter of the north American bunt party.
You know.
NAZIS. DURING THE TIME OF ACTUAL NAZIS.
Simpsons made that joke about Disney a lot.
Remember children. There's only 3 Indiana Jones films.
No, there are only two Indiana Jones movie: Raiders Of The Lost Ark, and The Last Crusade.
When Indy rode off into the sunset with his father and Salah, that was the "and they lived happily ever after" moment we needed, and Indy deserved.
THREE!!! 🙌🏾
Anything after that is just Indy having weird dreams.
@@obsidian00 sorry, but we'll have to agree to disagree. I hated Temple Of Doom. That was a ridiculous hot mess.
@@faithcastillo9597Any redeeming qualities that film might have had were completely obscured by the annoyance of the ditzy leading lady and the screaming little kid.
I did welding inspections on the Indiana Jones Ride at Anaheim Disney.. Literally walked the entire track!! I was there when the car was set on the track....was so stoked in 1992 to do that.. Then The imagineering team moved in and it was like this huge secret and no one was allowed near the at action ... not even air space above... It was about imagineering and the anticipation of something special.... who knew politics would surround Indiana jones and that Disney would be a political disaster.. Ill say it again.. WALT WOULD BE ASHAMED OF WHAT HIS CREATION HAS BECOME...I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO TORCH.. GREAT TIMES WITH MR. LINCOLN...
Did you see Steven Spielberg diss KK at the Indiana Jones premiere? It was priceless.
I'd like Disney to lose as much money as possible
My favorite parody title of yours is "Indiana Jones and the Insufferable Feminist". I accidentally said it in front of a fairly leftist friend last weekend, and she burst out laughing. Just hilarious. 🙂
I know a few leftys and they are sick and tired of the whole woke thing. Play silly games win silly prizes 😂
Not true Phebi is a bit annoying but calling INdy 5 feminist just shows Gary is a duso are you - not a good joke just boring alt right nonsense
@@examiningkubrickphilosofia1530what's funny is that you're complaining he misused the term feminist just for you to turn around and misuse the term alt right 🙂
Yeah I am a leftist and I find work too forced.
This perfectly explains why Vin Diesel & friends can have another 10 films shouting and drifting muscle cars on screen: it's about entertainment. Life is shitty as it is already, no one wants a 24/7 reminder of that on every single screen.
You have made the clearest argument on their self-righteous delusion yet. Political activism in movies is self-serving, patronizing, and divisive. People are tired of it, and mostly unimpressed by it. Thanks for that.
He does a fantastic job of wording complex issues. 😊
In USA? Yes.
@@ramonandrajo6348 It's not just the US. Other countries like the UK have similar problems although we don't have a massive film industry so it's more apparent on TV.
@@trolleriffic And yet, it's still a problem mostly in the US, so?
@@ramonandrajo6348 I thought you were suggesting that this was ONLY a problem in the US. I'm not sure if the problem is mostly a US thing or that it's just more obvious due to the worldwide reach of American films and TV.
Hell yeah. Fate of Atlantis would have been one of the few things worth making another Indy movie for.
Fortunately Kathleen Kennedy hasn't tarnished this gem. I would love to see an adaptation of this story, but only if it's produced by a team that truly appreciate Indiana Jones.
The Nazi thing was tired, lazy and preachy even in the '80s when the first Indy films did it, but they were at least a bit fun and tongue in cheek. Films made in the decades immediately after the war had a nuanced portrayal of the Germans, making them the bad guys but also complex and human on an individual level, bringing out the tragedy of war which people alive in the 50s and 60s had really experienced.
These days, Hollywood just uses 'Nazis' as a cheap stand-in for 'unforgivably evil' and claims moral license to see ordinary German rank and file soldiers destroyed for laughs from that position. Watching in 2023, we all know they don't really mean actual National Socialists either - the 'Nazis' are just visual shorthand for straight white men - or anyone who disagrees with progressive politics.
The Last Jedi made HALF of what The Force Awakens made.
Fucking HALF.
If Disney can honestly blame that on “trolls”, then they’re either lying and there’s a bigger issue they’re ignoring or they should start kissing the trolls’ ass with every press release.
Both can’t be true simultaneously.
Weird sickness where they insist fictional characters meant for entertainment have to talk about the social issues they are having trouble with. If you have a voice at all then you have to use it to say what they want you to say, putting aside everything you did to get you that voice in the first place.
It literally is a mental illness. What a horrible world they have created for themselves; and are now willingly trapped in.
It feels like it's more than half the country. And Europe etc, the msm is all that is exported..in 25 to 50 years, you all, sorry, we all are toast.
It's called propaganda.
Shocked they didn't make Indiana gay or trans
The moment, I couldn't let my children watch a disney movie or show without prescreening it, was the day that I cancelled Disney plus.
Bad movies like this are another sign of the overall degeneration of our culture.
Editing was fantastic as was the commentary! Thanks to all!
It brings me such joy to know that Waller-Bridge's _Fleabag_ was both the peak and total limitation of her acting ability. Much like Schumer and _Trainwreck._
I enjoyed fleabag but imagining that character in an Indiana Jones movie might give me an aneurysm
Life was so much simpler back in '77, course I was just a kid and 25 cents could buy a bottle of pop, a bag of chips and 2 penny candy at my local store. No matter what happens now the sense of wonder George Lucas and his team gave to us then, that moment of perfect happiness when, after a week of mowing lawns my brother and I got to go to see Star Wars a second time...bliss.
I would be freaken rich back then.
@@nicoleackerman205 lol me too🤣
I was 30 in '77 and you couldn't get near that much shit for twenty five cents. Carter was elected in '77 and "2 penny candy" cost frigging $7.00 by '78.
GEN X FOREVER!
You sure you got a soda AND a bag of chips and a candy bar? I was born in the 70’s and don’t remember it being that cheap Lol, but I do miss those prices!
When these people call someone Nazi it's ironic
5:07 I hate that people act like the audience can’t be pleased and so there in a moral struggle against the audience. We can be pleased, we can enjoy a good movie
Dune is a PERFECT example… however I will contradict myself and say, there are certain group of fans that loved the Star Wars MOVIES… not the universe, and those people whined and cried when the prequels came out… we got the sequel trilogy we got because those people
The whole, "Toxic Fandom" thing is only a fan response to the absolute corrosion and degradation of the characters we've loved for decades. The true toxicity is that of the filmmakers for giving the brands we've loved, the brands they paid billions for because of our love, and gave them terminal cancer in every damned system of the IP.
It's funny because Waller Bridge was preemptively getting mad at the fans before the film had even came out - like if you are expecting fans to hate the content of the movie then why make it that way stupid?
In their socialist utopia, you will be required to see this movie. If only to prove you ate not an nemy of the state. People don't understand what is coming. Totalitarianism.
Does Disney even have shareholders at this point? Or is it all their own shell companies swapping back and forth 🤔
I have stock and it just bleeds money. I stopped looking at the status already. I had it before they went full weetahdid.
JYNA. The answer is JYNA.
Why fight WW3 when you can weaponize your enemy's own media afainst them and destroy them without firing a single shot?
Blackrock and vanguard
Disney (and Hollywood) is a propaganda tool of the corporate oligarchy. The real rulers of USA. They will just kick in tax dollars to keep the "message coming"
I think the only shareholders left that still care about the company quality are being pretty much ignored in favor of shills and ESG friendly clowns.
Remember that time several years ago when Justice League went stupidly over-budget, causing Warner executives to collectively sweat and panic in their offices at an incoming mega-flop, but there's *nothing* they can do about it?
Guess now it's Disney's turn to experience how *that* feels. Stings, doesn't it?
Better titles for "Indiana Jones" 5:
Writers of the Lost Spark
Box Office of Doom
Last Charade
Feminism of the Dismal Dull
Disney, when we are more entertained by a 17 minute Nerdrotic video then anything you've come up with in the past 3 years... You've got a problem.
3 years is being VERY generous
The Force Awakens was only entertaining and coherent in the first 30 minutes. Hell they barely even used the scene swipe transitions or fade transitions that Star Wars movies are known for and everything is too fast paced. If you watch Episode 4 and then Episode 7 you can see how much more fast paced the newer one is and was obviously made for people with very short attention spans. The "your fathers lightsaber" scene from Episode 4 takes up a whole 3-4 minutes of screentime, yet when Rey gets Skywalkers lightsaber its like a 30 second clip. The whole sequel trilogy is just garbage and a cash grab, and now that some of the original actors have since passed there is nothing we can do to fix the series. Whats worse is that they never had a scene with all the original actors together in any of the 3 movies. There are rumors for an Episode 10, we can only hope that if it does happen that it wont be as bad as 8 or 9, but I wont get too excited.
ps the prequel trilogy was amazing
A VERY REAL PROBLEM.
Thanks for mentioning Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis; too few people know about it. It should've been made 30 years ago, and would probably have been the second best Indy movie after Raiders.
To anyone who doesn't know what that's all about, it was a LucasArts adventure game with an excellent story. Look it up, it's still great today.
It is available on Steam!
Opened video. CTRL+F. "Atlantis"
Hello friends. :)
"a LucasArts adventure game with an excellent story" is selling it short. "Legendary composition of design, atmosphere, and worldbuilding" is more like it. Personally, I wouldn't even rank any other Indiana Jones media in the same class. Rather, along the lines of Chrono Trigger, The Matrix, or Made in Abyss.
People get stuck on the pixelated graphics, clunky engine, or questionably coded MIDI music. Those wouldn't be in a movie.
Fate of Atlantis does have a good story. But first and foremost, it has worldbuilding... and DESIGN. If I had to name iconic Indiana Jones designs, the first things coming to mind are all from Atlantis. The statues, lighting rooms by spewing lava, or eating Orichalcum pearls for power. Dangle an amber fish from a string! Ride the crab raft, navigate the Minotaur's labyrinth. And which antagonist beats Nur-Ab-Sal?
(It's far too long for one movie... but a trilogy would be appropriate.)
@@VandroiyIIIMaybe a mini-series? Add in an ancient Atlantean spirit to serve as a guide, foil and companion for Indy. Maybe a priest who stayed behind to guard the city, which in reality was scared of death and chose to exist as a ghost instead.
Compare and contrast with the living, vulnerable Indiana Jones, which will suffer, wither and die eventually, but can still enjoy the pleasures of the world, by being willing to suffer while being alive.
The ghost is invulnerable to most harm and physical pain, but is unable to interact with the physical world in any meaningful way, and is eventually doomed to be rendered mindless by the mind-numving drudgery of same-old, same-old, day in, day out, for centuries more.
The one reason he has to help Indy is that he promised that he'll find a way to release him from his ghostly earth-bound fate.
Indy is conforted by the apparent existence of a form of life after death, while the Atlantean ghost priest just wants it to be over already.
I completely agree. It's a good anti-Nazi video game set in the Indiana Jones Universe in 1939 and I can guarantee that Fate of Atlantis would've been a great film for a fourth Indiana Jones movie released in the 1990s than what we've got in 2008 called Kingdom of the Crystal Sci-Fi Alien, yuck.
Sophia Hapgood > Marion
Change my mind.
Crystal Skull was trash, but at least it had a great ending for Indy. Reunited with his son, married with the love of his life. And they throw all that in the garbage on this nee one. Son died on Nam and his marriage is ruined as well.
the number 1 rule is simple... dont give your money do Disney. NOTHiNG....not even the movies in theatres.
Love the intro, especially the boulder running over Indy- sums up what Disney does to all it's franchises
I was hoping he'd cut in some of the boulder chase scene from UHF.
@@MrJustinOtis Love that movie, and that scene... Weird AL's "Indy" is running from the boulder for miles, even into the big city streets... 🤣some great comedy in that movie!
@@kananimiranda3376 More like he's decided to lie down and let it happen, instead of fighting for it.
@@MrJustinOtis Haha, I remember that film & the Indy parody- great film
Sasha Calle and The Flash deserve respect for never using the racist card. Maybe I missed it, but every interview I saw with her she was just happy playing Supergirl in a big film and grateful to play her. Something that is sadly missing.
If anything, Sasha’s part was underwritten. I’m glad they didn’t make her the girl boss and I was surprised they allowed her to get beat over and over, but it would have been cool to get to know her character a little better
Don’t care about SuperGirl. Not one iota. This should have had Cavill’s Superman. I’m the fan, I’m their customer, they didn’t give me what I wanted, so they get nothing.
Nah I wouldn't want Cavill's superman there, after all, plot wise it would not make much sense. I mean Cavill's superman won't lose to Zod now would he?
@@michaelsegriff3362 I dont care about the movie either way but Superman in a Flash movie just seems like Superman will overpower tha movie. I mean he can already run like the Flash so whats the point?
I won't see the movie but from the first trailer I was just confused why they would make Supergirl have black hair and brown eyes. Besides the costume I think her most striking feature is her hair.
Though, at least Injustice has a good depiction of her.
I just don't get tired of watching Hollywood, specifically Disney, fail.
Indiana Jones and the Franchise of Doom. And I'm so glad Ewan McGregor made another appearance to tell us how to behave: it reminds me of the last time that this 'man', who deserted his wife and kids to be with a younger woman, told us that "men need to change".
Not sure why, but I lost it at, "The Little Mermaid floundered." 😂😂😂
Dude, the editing is ON POINT again! Absolute perfection. You summed it up with "not a film anyone wanted...or needed". Perfectly summed up. Thank you Sir.
Chris Gore describing the movie with Dark Souls music playing in the background is just pure gold
They need to get some young blood for one thing, Kathleen Kennedy was in her early 30s when she produced E.T.
I just looked at the He111 schematics online. As I figured there are Fuel Tanks in the wing between the engines and the fuselage. There is No Way that Fleabag would've gotten into the plane as shown. I was shaking my head watching that in the movie and I wasn't wrong. Also I've never seen an He111 with twin rudders. I guess that they just didn't have anyone that could say No Way someone can do that. Don't most films have Technical people with that job to tell the writers that they Can't do something?
Who else is hoping for a $45 million opening weekend for this movie?
I expect the Disney media to lie and multiply that by at least 10.
less than 40, fingers crossed
As much as that 😂?
I hope they get no money
No plans to watch this movie lol. Rather watch raiders for the 100th time 😆
Wouldn't even torrent this movie
@@GrumpyDergreally? I mean who tf would even seed the boring ass torrent in the first place
@@Papa_Straight Probably Disney XD
"The only person I trust is Chris Gore" ah yeah, how was Flash again?
Want to see small independent studios start making stuff.
They already are, constantly (and have been doing so since film began). You just don't go to watch any of it. Don't get me wrong - neither do I. It's mostly crap.
@@KeldorDAntrell who? Small doesn't mean bad, you probably just dont know whats good.
10 years ago if someone would have said that things would be this Bad,woke and idiotic in a decade,who would have Believed???
10 years? Why not just go back 3 years, or maybe 5? We live in a world where we now have 42 genders, and 40 of them didn't even exist a couple years ago. But don't worry, we will have 55 genders next year.
I did and people called me names for doing so.
Alot of people would have. Not hard to predict when you listen to activist snowflake Milleniels.
Wait another 10years, you will see worse.
Crystal Skull is not the worst Indy movie anymore. It's surreal.
U didnt listen. There are only 3 Indy movies.
Indy 4 is getting the Star Wars prequel and terminator 3 treatment now lol
Yeah, granted I liked it along with the South Park episode about it.
No, it's a GREAT Indy film, I loved it!
@@lexodiusThat's a ridiculous argument. There are more than 3 rather you like it or not. In my head cannon, only 2 exist. Raiders and Crusade. Temple of Doom sucks donkey d!ck and I saw it in theaters. Voodoo is right up there with crystal skulls. It's total bullshit.
I've basically given up on new movies these last three years or so. I don't even expect them to be entertaining anymore. I expect them to suck, and if the rare one doesn't then I'm surprised and delighted. My family and I mostly watch older movies and TV shows now.
I respect and appreciate your refusal to use the other N-word. I would like to see that catch on and right the balance on historical misinformation and flagrant ignorance of the facts about WW II. In a recent interview on AgeofTruth YT, I pointed out that the N-word is a racial slur against the German people and qualifies as hate speech. Calling out anti-National Socialist rhetoric and anti-German hate speech is essential to correcting what is wrong in the world today.
"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction".
Isaac Newton..
Phoebe Waller-Bridge can definitely carry Indiana Jones, after she turns it into a dead horse…
They don't want to accept what they deserve. Unacceptable in every way, they point the finger wherever it can.
Loved the background music for this one😁. Both the theme from Schindlers list and “deliver us” from The Prince of Egypt
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Incontinence.
God, the fact the media has everyone whipped up in a frenzy about a certain day in January makes me so damn sad. We are living in idiocracy.
That the media continually ignores the nightly vigils in DC that went on just months earlier to stop antifa and blm from setting fire to federal buildings requiring federal and state officers to protect them because the local Democrat major wouldn't provide police to do so is more egregious. Jan 6 is just the smokescreen to deflect from actual insurrectionist acts by the far left.
It may be that i am not familiar with english happening media but what is happening in January?
@@diooverheaven6561 It's... A long story. Where you from?
@@DblOSmith poland
They're all shit. The media is owned by the same 3 families. It's all garbage. Google and CZcams are compromised as well. 1984 and Animal farm is happening right now.
I would have loved an "Indiana Jones and the fate of Atlantis" movie if it was made by the old Lucas film.
In a parallel universe somewhere it must exist.
John Sheridan:
You know, it's funny, I was thinking about what you said, that the preeminent truth of our age is that you cannot fight the system. But if, as you say, the truth is fluid, that the truth is subjective, then maybe you can fight the system. As long as just one person refuses to be broken, refuses to bow down.
Interrogator:
But can you win?
John Sheridan:
Every time I say "no."
Every time a Disney movie flops an angel gets it wings
The first 30 seconds of the video summarize Disney's entire strategy for 'Indiana Jones'.
Well explained Nerdotic 👌💯👏
Disney...why does it have to be Disney?
The mental gymnastics to call half of America nazis just becuase you watched an Indiana Jones film is crazy. I wish people would actually experience real nazis or any tyrannical reign they use as a reference
4:30 Just a reminder: this conclusion was based on 30 tweets. Truly NASA level science right there.
Disney has ripped the still-beating heart out of so many franchises, and now we all just hope they are torn to pieces by crocodile investors wanting their money back.
they've likely been played by Blackrock shorting them tbh, force them to go uber-woke whilst profiting as the share price tanks, then probably get to buy up some cheap studios or IP when the fire-sale inevitably happens.
And their cousin Vanguard..
Glad to see I'll live long enough to see Disney become a thing of the past
9:58 For that, we can thank IJ4 with Indy punching the Soviets of Staline. At least, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg denounced as evil both sides.
needing to have a Diversity officer is goddamn nuts
I've had a truly wonderful idea:
Disney Lucasfilm should do remakes of the first three 'Indy' films with fleabag in the title role! Just imagine how much money and good will Disney could loose on those babies...
...what's better is I bet the wicked witch has unironically already had the very same idea.
I imagine KK as a very unhappy supervillain, screaming orders at her underlings to prepare her escape pod, most of which have already fled; and escape is impossible......
I SIMPLY LOVE the way Spielberg introduced (live on stage during the premier of this atrocity) 3 SPECIAL people who 'Were the glue' for making these 'Indy' films, Harrison Ford (Kathleen clapped with the audience), George Lucas (Kathleen again clapped with the audience), and John Williams (kathleen DIDN'T clap as she realised, she wasn't SPESHUL ENUFF! Hahahaha)... Yeah BITCH.. YOU got IGNORED.. YOU'RE DONE! 🤣🤣🤣
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