Amy Schumer Joke Stealing Compilation - All Examples
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- Amy Schumer Joke Stealing Compilation: All Examples ( as of April 2017)
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Featuring Amy "parallel thinking jokes" from Daniel Tosh, Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, Ellen DeGeneres, John Mulaney, and many more. - Komedie
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Here are the 4 others.
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Brandon Farley (MischiefMaker37) excellent job brother. thanks for this.
you are awesome
they are not your videos..
How do you figure?
rebel media did it a year ago, rare videos by javier vargas TV did it a year ago, Alpha Video did it, Our Father id it, there is at least 200 youtubers at the top tear who did this video...Oh yeah and every pod cast on the planet already talked about this.. all before the date of "your" first video.. Thats how I figure.. further more.. how the fuck can you make 4 videos on the same topic (if you even made them at all)...
sorry but you dont get 2m views and stay at 16k subs if the content was yours. besides,, not like you "made" this content anyway.. lets say hypothetically you DID edit them together.. really what you did was snatch a bunch of copy written shit and put it side by side... everyone KNEW shes been stealing jokes for well over a year..
similar to how you stole a bunch of Patrice O'Neils material and posted it on your page.. those videos are capping at under 50k views.. but because AMY is a hot topic of course you are taking shit from other people to post on your shit channel about her.. I hate Amy Schumer.. But you are in the same boat as her.. .. You didnt even put up a fair use clause,.,.. If your shit gets taken down Im going to laugh my ass off.. You are such a try hard... its ridiculous...
The worst part is, she has shitty delivery too. She tells the exact same joke, but worse.
Bren7080 You can steal jokes but you can't steal talent.
And she still gets more laughter for some reason.
Bren7080 absolutely
randman it's because she is a fat feminist so if you don't clap for her everyone gives you dirty looks because they think the pc police are around the corner, despite the fact that her weight and stupid personal philosophies have nothing to do with her inability to be funny.
Bren7080 Yeah, it's terrible.
2 cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.
One asks "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other cannibal replies "No, not at all"
///////////// ///////////// 😂😂😂😂 Now that's funny
///////////// ///////////// Watch out! She might steal this joke too
///////////// ///////////// Watch out she will steal that joke
2 years later she gets up and tells it
Did Amy wrote this comment? because that joke was definitely stolen lmao
The real horror doesn't come just from the fact that she's stealing jokes, it's when you realise she steals enough to make a nearly half an hour video on it
This video is the only time that someone with a brain will watch Amy Schumer for more than 20 minutes.
Yikes.. 😮
Didn't think of that one... Your right
No. The real horror is that she only steals unfunny jokes.
And the saddest thing is she's now eating good! off of their work. She just went up on stage and recited it.
And the fact that she makes it so unfunny
Amy Schumer is like when you try to explain a funny joke to a friend but you don't remember it completely so you just end up butchering it and are like, "You should just watch it instead."
Exactly.
That's very accurate
Normal comedy: try not to laugh
Amy schumer: try to laugh
To be fair on Amy, at least she has the decency to take the joke, and make it 10 times worse before delivering it.
The blackout time travel one she really butchered
The MADTV one was unequivocally butchered
The worst was "cUm In ThIs JaR"
mrbobo606 2.900 likes in 5 days... GG thanks for commenting
mrbobo606 I think that's her job! new way to be a * *comedian* * ....
I would write something funny here, but I don't want Amy Schumer to steal it.
LOL... Genius
Submersed24 😂😂
Someone needs to make an amy Schumer account and have her say "I would write some thing funny here, but I dont want Amy Schumer to steal it... wait..."
*STOLEN*
1000th like, I'll go fuck myself
She can’t take a joke, but she can TAKE a joke.
GREAT one!
She is a joke, but I never laughed once!
Careful, she might steal your joke
@@theultimatereductionist7592 Aw gee whiz, thanks pal!
@@raymondacosta4150i had to laugh 😂
I experienced an *insane* amount of secondhand embarrassment from watching Amy steal Ellen's joke and then reuse it on Ellen's own show a decade later.
😮
Honestly wasn’t as bad for me knowing Ellen is just as unfunny as Amy anyways
Amy: "Do you eat popcorn like that?"
Ellen: "Yeah, I eat it *exactly* like that"
Well, talk about passive aggressiveness.
ellen thinking "you fuckin bitch"
"I hope you choke on that goddamn popcorn."
Agression*
WaffleCat I hope they both do. can't stand ellen.
WaffleCat Ruthless.....AGGRESSION!
Not only does Amy steal her Jokes, but she somehow manages to make ALL of them less Funny.
It requires a Special kind of Talent to be this Horrible at Comedy.
SylenDraws yet people somehow pay to see her gross ass
DID YOU JUST ASSUME SOMEONE'S PRONOUN, GENDER AND COMEDIC POTENTIAL?
Jim Spencer no you fucking didn't
Shut the fuck up
She doesn't tell the jokes, she explains them.
& Sometimes she says My Vagina!
SylenDraws she slowed down the punchline for the first joke and because it was a special they had to laugh when she paused, even though it wasn't funny and by the pay off you are uninterested.
Amy’s joke telling skills blow me away every time😂. How you gonna steal funny jokes and still not be funny
She took her shop lifting addiction and applied it to her material. She basically did Ellen’s own joke in front of her, which is super psychological because she probably knew it’d make Ellen laugh, when Ellen laughs the crowd will think it’s more funny. Must’ve been an adrenaline rush to get away with that
The funny thing is, you’ve stolen this comment from many people who’ve also stolen this comment from the original poster of this comment on this video 🙄
@@MilburtThere is more comment stealing in this thread than Amy Schumer and Dane Cook combined. I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed it.
Can women be funny? Yes
just not Amy Schumer
Convicuous make sure she doesn't steal this joke
Gge Mge pretty sure it's too late
Convicuous no on either
Well, that's because Amy isn't a woman.
She's a fuckin Bigfoot
"Yeah, I do and yeah I eat it EXACTLY like that"- Ellen
Mr. Serr she knew. Lol
Damn shame lmao
elle being her usual super nice self but also probably thinking "she's telling my jokes to me...what in the actual fuck?!"
I always think of that Ellen joke when I'm eating popcorn at the movies. It really took some balls to say it back to the Ellen's face! omg.
That's the one that killed me. I was like, Ellen's special is legendary!!! She's phenomenal! Where do you get off telling Ellen her own joke, on her own show, INCREDIBLELY BALLSY... 🙄🙄🙄
She’s the only person that can steal a joke and make them worse the second time around!
"I have never stolen a joke" - Amy Schumer, October 2023
"can I see your homework?"
"yeah just change it up a bit so no one notices"
Oh my god. I just saw a comment extremely similar to this in this comment section. The only difference is you changed it a little bit. Clever.
Gustav Von Wangenheim Cuz it's a meme, that's how memes work. You put the same shit in different circumstances to try to make it funnier.
ady gombos he meant it’s because it’s what the videos about...and wow it’s already been 2 years
@@veritty6828 lol time sure flies
I got caught doing this one time in high school. I felt great shame.
"yo can I copy your homework"
"yeah just change it a little bit so the teacher doesn't realise"
more like
"yeah, but don't even bother with changing it up, teacher won't notice anyways"
Ryan M
Or don't change it.
LIke, AT ALL.
But more like looking over someone's shoulder and copying their work without permission.
Ironically this is one of the least original jokes ever and it's a top comment on a joke stealing video. 😂
"You just fucking copied it"
I went to the kitchen to put a snack together, went to the bathroom, ended up cleaning the kitchen and forgot I left the video running. I came back and this thing still going. I can't believe how long this compilation is. I just can't.
It's unreal that she seriously claimed she didn't steal jokes. Sometimes a comedians jokes can sound similar to others, but this is too much.
Definitely way too many "coincidences"
I opened this video thinking, this guy is probably going to really stretch these examples,
Nope, she straight up stole these jokes
UltraAporia same!!!
UltraAporia true!
UltraAporia same
shit, same.
fuck.
same
bless the poor soul who had to sift through all this footage of her
Daenerys Targaryen Please, Everyone, always treat Everyone and Everything with kindness, love and respect. Please always remember, Jesus is always there for you no matter what! Please open your hearts to love and please find Jesus!!!!!!!
Daenerys Targaryen I know right I feel like my sense of humor dies everytime I hear and see her 😑
It wasn't hard, since it is all so conspicuous.
Hope that helps.
Best.
Hey guys I'm the newest person to hate Amy Schumer! I really liked her when it was appropriate to like her, but now I DON"T LIKE HER. Hey CAN I GET ATTENTION? Like what can I get attention for? Is not liking amy schumer a thing that I can get attention for? OK WELL FUCK AMY SCHUMER! I HATE HER!!!! ATTENTION???? OK THANKS
Hey that's very attention grabbing :)
Her telling Ellen's joke to Ellen herself made me realize that just how she gets a rush from stealing physical items from stores and getting away with it she for sure must get a rush from stealing jokes to the point where she actually told the joke to Ellen. It must be like a game to her, what an actual scumbag. She likes getting away with it.
It's scary how she can take a hilarious joke and mess it up
She literally stole Ellen's joke and then repeated it to her on her own fricking show
im cringing so hard
Ellen: *yeah, I do, I eat EXACTLY like that.*
Ellen knows Schum-bag is terrible
Ellen should have pointed it out lol, how cool would that be. Shouldn't have let the joke stealing bitch get away with it
that take a guts
She's one of those people that overhear a story and retell it later and legit believe that they were there when it happened. Pathological.
The most impressive part is how she manages to make all of those jokes infinitely less funny
Amy Shumers jokes are like when youre trying copy and paste homework but it sounds too smart so you have make it sound dumber.
haha brilliant analogy
lmao exactly though
perfect xD
haha!
So trueeee
The Ellen one is pretty cringe. You can tell at the end Ellen knows it's her joke
Yeah, her facial expression and the way she says "Yeah, I eat popcorn *exactly* like that." She knows.
BryceBryceBaby in her head she prob was saying, "yeah I do, I do that joke exactly like that"
She took a joke from a segment trashing her for stealing jokes, and also told the same exact joke to the comedian who wrote and preformed it on stage literally 12 years earlier. So she not only steals jokes, she flaunts them
I like how her and her writers ‘parallel’ thinking never comes before the other persons gags, only after 😂
"Can I copy your home work?"
"•yeah just change it up a bit so nobody notices•"
We notice
Instagram Contact Some guy asked me this yesterday so I gave him my homework and he whited my name and score out and turned it in as his own and the teacher had no idea.
BEST COMMENT
The difference, of course, is that you asked for permission.
And it's less funny...
Thanks for combining these together, seems to be the most complete compilation of her stealing. Allegedly.
This is the woman that Netflix removed their star rating for. And telling Ellen's own joke to her face on her own TV show was just, wow, this woman has no shame.
Guess it's not stealing if you make every joke worse.
hahaha
maybe we should call it joke raping
tstcls i thought the same. so horrible
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tstcls when you tell a funnier joke with 1 sentence then amy shitmer does in a 26 minute video
When she told Ellen her own joke on her show... jesus christ, amy
Herman Manly and that bitch laughed at her and still invite her to her show... lost all respect to Ellen
zeeman su Hollywood
zeeman su she probably forgot about it
Herman Manly Ellen was like "I eat it EXACTLY LIKE THAT" If you look at her eyes as she starts to tell the joke Ellen knew wtf she was doing😩
i don't know. i mean there's a thing called "parallel thinking". and it's where you come to the same conclusion because the subject is broad, and/or most people do this. there's some of these that i see, and some that maybe she stole. but the idea is, it HAS to be specific. and on a lot of these(not all) they're fairly broad. to say that anyone has ever not had these thoughts outside of the comedian is a little ludicrous. hell, the whole reason we think these jokes are funny is because we've had the same thoughts ourselves. so it's important to recognize delivery vs material, and try to see what we havn't thought of vs what we consider funny.
We’ve all had a moment where we’ve thought of something clever just to meet someone or see someone on tv say the same damn thing. THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! How was she able to get away with this for so long?!
She didn't really steal everyone's jokes, she just travelled back in time before anyone had made them and then travelled back to her time to say them. That science.
I can't believe she literally used Ellen's joke on Ellen.
Emily Johnson oh dear ikr the fucking cringe. It's like stealing while the shopkeeper is in for real.
Ellen's answer, though.... "Yeah, I eat it exactly like that." fucking savage
I was looking for this comment lol
Emily Johnson ikr that was really stupid
Emily Johnson i was looking to see if somone caught it lol
She has a way of killing the joke, to be honest. There are tons of funny women, she is not one of them.
Emily Kosovik nah theres not that many funny women comedians i can't name a single one thats funny and all my friends that are girls agree women arent that funny
Emily Kosovik I've never seen a female stand up comedian that is funny. They may crack a joke or too, but that's about it.
Kristina Vee Wanda Sykes is funny as hell
I was thinking exactly that when I watched the comedienne's flawless timing on "a guy should always pay... for sex" then watching Amy Schumer have no sense of timing at all. Just reeling it out.
I really like Sarah Millican. Have you tried her stand-up?
"As a comedian..." Funniest joke she ever told, tbh
*Amy Schumer is the type of person where you tell a joke in class but nobody hears it, then she'll say it louder and the whole class thinks she's funny as hell even though she just stole your joke.*
I wish I was high potonuse
Ironically enough, that's a key and peel sketch
She doesn't just steal the jokes, she also ruins them
lIlIlIlIlIlIlI lIlIlIlIlIlIlI and steals legit stuff, like actual tangible merchandise worth money
lIlIlIlIlIlIlI lIlIlIlIlIlIlI and talks about her pussy
my vagiiiiina, my vagiiiiiiina
lIlIlIlIlIlIlI lIlIlIlIlIlIlI I know it's like she doesn't even just steal the jokes you know what I mean? She actually ruins those very jokes also as well right?
She made Attell's joke insanely unfunny.
those comedians should copy and paste this video link to her Instagram
Holy shit Tampatec sup
Tampatec I'm about to be this comments 1000th like
1k likes only 2 comments :/
I bet they'd be more than welcome XD
Tampatec that would be link plagiarism.
During the recent Oscar's she did a bit about Leonardo diCaprio dating young models....just like what Gervais said in Golden Globes a few years back
Oh my god the two Patrice jokes back to back is absolutely egregious
Amy Schumer is the friend that you never tell your jokes to because they turn around and tell someone else
Had a friend just like that in high school, the dick.
Ken Ren that's so true that happens all the time like you tell someone It but you tell them quietly so that no one else can here and then they turn around and say it louder and everyone laughs
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Amy Schumer is that kid that would get told a joke from someone in class and say the joke but louder as if it was hers
I mean, in High School, we always shared jokes we learned with all our friends, and built up our repertoire for the simple sake of goofing off together. The difference is, we weren't trying to market ourselves as professional comedians who wrote our own jokes from scratch, with legally binding contracts everywhere we went.
Essentially everyone on the internet that spread meme after meme are Amy Schumers
were
Off topic but how come so many people have that as their picture? Who is it?
Yo that happens to me all the time, one day I told a friend about how communists were smurfs and papa smurf was Stalin because he had a red hat. I knew the joke wasn't that funny but that particular kid laughs at anything so I told him the joke and then he tells the class and litterally NO. ONE. laughed. I felt so good about that
If you're going to an Amy Shumer show, you've never been exposed to other comedians anyway.
She's also admitted to sexual assault on two separate occasions and played it as a joke. So she's not just a thief, she's a predator.
she is like when your friend finds a funny joke online but forgets parts of it so they just try to make some stuff up but then just ruins the punch line
Kiwi Rotmg you stole that joke from someone else...
And yet, he still didn't get it quite right... I think he forgot part of it and tried to improvise, but it ended up kind of ruining the joke
Dude, you got 1.1 Thousand Likes o. this comment alone in under a WEEK. I mean, holy shit.
If she ever has a Comedy Central Roast, everyone should make the same joke word for word about her joke stealing.
Kale Generation that would be amazing
Kale Generation She would never accept a roast, she wouldn't be able to handle it
Ku Ku Klock not even that every feminist would come to defend her , call you racist, sexist, mysogonists, and much much more
ZubZub65 as a feminist, Amy Schumer is trash
Connor Price I would suggest taking up a different mantra, feminist has too toxic an association now, most go with egalitarian now.
Wanna thank the guy who made this video....brave, courageous and informative, my man
I feel like the sister has an equal responsibility here as she is writing all the jokes.
The best part is where she tells Ellen's joke to Ellen.
*worst
Ellen, watch her. Is angry as well. She says she knows *exactly* how Amy feels.
@Couple Dads I honestly think that she didn't even realize who she stole it from. She steals so many jokes she forgets who she steals them from.
I feel like with that one it seems like she was trying to get Ellen to catch on to what she was doing.. Why would she challenge her like that on her own show? And all the other jokes she stole that she could have used?
bro im sweating bro i cant watch it
9:53 She did Ellen, on Ellen, TO Ellen, and then asked Ellen if she ever Ellen'd, & Ellen said YES! I can't believe this is my reality.
Tucent It's called an "ellception"
That's almost as bizarre as the guy who made a fake Ellen set.
Tucent LOL That was legit! Hahah!!
Robert Wood h3h3 I'm guessing
This might be my favorite youtube comment ever. LOL.
Stealing jokes the way her government steals land.
Literally clicked this video to find the first comment to say this and you won hehe
Wow. Glad to see others eat popcorn like that. I always thought *"What* is wrong with me??" 😂
What kind of balls do you have to have to tell Ellen her own joke on her own show
Aurora Sparks time stamp?? pls
9:54
She has stolen so many people's jokes that she just forgets which ones are from who. It all just mushes together
Woulda been great if ellen rolled the clip where she tells the exact joke amy told her.
She stole a shit load of jokes but that one was not the same as Ellen’s joke
This lady has the AUDACITY to steal Ellen’s joke and and go on Ellen to tell her
Same mentality as a chronic liar. Too many to keep em all straight. That or she actually convinces herself that they are her original jokes.
@@Hashbeast I'm pretty sure it's the second one. Everyone is telling get she is funny 😂 what else is she supposed to believe lol
harry potter and the audacity of this bitch
She may be antisocial and getting away w it is a thrill or the thrill.
How do we know she had heard that Ellen joke though? It seemed like she hadn't seen/heard it from the way she said it.
you deserve a veteran's discount for sitting through amy schumer stand-up in order to find all these clips because no one else would could do it
5 years later as of this video and it still keeps happening
yea, its possible for comedians to accidentally steal jokes without knowing, but not this many.
Bryan a few jokes nowadays is unavoidable, but damn.
Bryan it is also common for a beginner useing others jokes to get started at their local club but Amy is not a beginner
Bryan yes exactly my thoughts as well. This bitch is also unbelievably not funny and I hope she gets blasted to the point that it ruins her stolen career. I don't see her as a comedian anyway as much as I do a promoter of liberal propaganda! Gun control, feminism, etc. Since when do you not need a background check to buy a gun ANYWHERE including gun shows? Because it's bullshit it doesn't happen! Typical liberal propaganda! She fails to leave the politics out of comedy, because she's obviously not trying to, she's trying to get political messeges across. Well that dosent work in comedy because not everyone is a liberal, and kuddos to anyone who is if that's your views but not everyone is on her side politically. She should go be a shitty politician instead because clearly, comedy isn't working for her!
she stole ellen's joke and told it on ellen's show thats stone cold
Colin D nahhh i actually give that one a pass. It's not as bad as you guys are making it out to be. She obviously wasn't aware Ellen did a smiliar joke 12 years prior. But that popcorn thing is so true you can't really blame her for joking about it.
Marchie Monroe she has such a strong history in stealing i need more evidence
I really don't like her and I am not defending her for ever stealing jokes but honestly I think that was either a coincedence or she was just harking back to Ellen's old stand up. Whatever it was, I don't think she meant to disrespect Ellen.
Marchie Monroe But she did mean to disrespect everyone else?
Kaleb Rojas i guess lol
I really hope those people laughing loudly at her stolen jokes in these clips have seen this video.
The best part of this video was all the original jokes! Ha great share.
Too bad you can't steal timing and good delivery
LOL
Ikr
That's why some comedians have joke writers because they can deliver very well. Amy also has a joke writer her sister. So she has a poor delivery and doesn't even write some of her stuff. However, she is perfect at playing the victim "I am a female comedian". I never respect comedians who play the victim card. The greatest comedians never do.
@@FishFreddy her sister is obviously not her writer, you can tell from the footage shown she just lists her sister as writer whilst she steals jokes and gets he and her family paid..
Too bad you can steal a comment from a similar video a month after it was posted
The audacity and bravery it took for Amy to tell Ellen her own joke is unparalleled.
Elinia Tollea truth
The grace of Ellen to laugh anyway
not only did she steal the joke from her, then did it on HER show, She asked Ellen if she ate popcorn like that, how Ellen didn't reply with "bitch, you know I do, its my bit!" just goes to show how much of a professional Ellen is.
Elinia Tollea Somehow I doubt she would use that bit on Ellen's show if she knew it had been ripped off from Ellen herself. I agree with another commenter who said once you start lifting so much material, eventually you forget where it originated from.
ellen eats her popcorn EXACTLY like that!!!!
Can't believe there's actually enough examples of this for a full length youtube video lmfao
This is getting better rating than anything she has done. Well done dude
You know what Amy reminds me of? Myself when I was like 5-7. I would hear an awesome joke, then repeat it with no sense of timing, with bad delivery, and missing pieces of what made it funny in the first place.
Christian Owens she reminds me of a high schooler plagiarizing a paper. Just changing words here and there, and flipping it around a little bit.
what she really reminds me of is myself circa the age of 5 or 7 when i would hear a joke but just butcher it. ya know?
BigElkification
Bada-tsss!
sometimes when I was about 5 or 7 i would hear something really funny and then repeat it but it wouldn't always be as funny
+BigElkification lmao
That Ellen bit reminds me of Hannibal feeding his victims their own body peices, and asking if they like it.
luna lovegood LMBAO!
luna lovegood wtf is that show 😧😂
Zahra Al That show is a thing of beauty
Best analogy ever
yes Amy was such a cunt to Ellen
How could she think she was never going to get caught??
Even in just one of these instances.. But this compilation all together like this, it's just so damning!
The amazing thing is how long this compilation is 😯.
Guy took one for the team to watch all her material to make this video. Wow
Nultari "her material"
Nultari what a fucking hero
and a real human bean
After Math ha I get the joke
i wouldn't have made it past the first 100 vagina jokes
“Yeah I eat popcorn exactly like that” - Ellen, throwing shade
Anthony Rosenthal oh hey
I've heard of you before but can't remember what you were in
Elan Sleazebaganno same
@@elansleazebaganno falsettos
@@laycebug3260 falsettos
Stealing jokes makes you a thief. Denying you steal jokes makes you a sociopath.
The consistency of her steal jokes is stealable
New joke stealing term: schumering
Sherod Brown But I think that's already in use, probably for some obscene vaginal action.
Sherod Brown lmao
Sherod Brown Thinking about that . Makes me feel sick.
Eileen the Crow wouldn't doubt it
Schumering: When you steal a joke that was originally funny, but completely butcher it
"Do you eat popcorn like that"
"No yeah I do. I eat it exactly like that"
SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TF SHE DID
ThatSkittlezzLife you reposted in the wrong show
I just got you 666th like
Some of these ARE definitely stealing. But some of these are just jokes are just based on stereotypes which makes it harder to say that it’s straight up stealing
That argument would be stronger if the video wasn’t 20 minutes long.
Effectively Ellen was laughing at her own joke.
I don't blame Ellen. It's her own joke and she performed it 13 years before so she probably can't remember it (with how far she progressed).
+SkyNinja759 i don't know, her face had a moment of realization to me.
"yeah I do, and I eat popcorn exactly like that" [death stare]
you would be surprised... comedians practice their jokes, the delivery, the facial expressions. Ellen dedicated time and effort to that joke, of course she remembers it, look at her face. Schumer only dedicated time to stealing the joke and butchering the delivery.
yeah..i eat it "exactly like that". it was subtle.
Unreal. She's stolen hundreds of fucking jokes. All these comedians and writers that work for hours and hours to get them right and she just scoops it all up. People get sued for less in the music business!
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+J_Dog 247 fuck off mate
J_Dog 247 fuck you
Whatever you guys have to say about religion, Amy Schumer has taken the hard work and dedication of other writers for her own benefit, it is not only wrong legally, but also i dare say in the eyes of any God who claims to be good right? Thou shall not steal?
J_Dog 247 The first sentence was good
man she just waits like 4-5 years rubbing her hands together to later reuse it
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"
Amy: "In Hollywood. Stealing other comedians' jokes and rolling in cash."
I can't amagine the pain you had to go through of watching 30 mimutes of Amy Schumer stand up
RyanwiththeVlogs I can't imagine the pain she goes through when she tries to stand up.
RyanwiththeVlogs hahahahahahahha wow that was perfection
RyanwiththeVlogs amy schumer is gonna probably use that joke so watch out
lol
RyanwiththeVlogs people laughed in the audience. the only way to let her know we're sick of her is to stand up walk out and demand your money back not fucking laugh when you know theres no joke being said. that special should've been called "the amy shummer roast starring amy shummer roasting amy shummer"
How does she get away with stealing a joke from Ellen and then saying the stolen joke straight to ELLEN'S FACE?
urbanshock cuz Ellen is a very nice person unlike Amy
because she did
urbanshock that was barely stealing tbh
I think Ellen is making to much money to care lol
***** everyone describes eating popcorn like this yall reaching
Amazing. I love that it has 9 billion views
Some of these you could to put down to just arriving at the same idea, but there’s just SO MANY
The balls that she has to have to tell one of Ellen’s jokes... TO ELLEN
Cannon Hall tbh the only thing I would congratulate her with.
I said this on another comment, but I’m sure she must have done it on purpose to try and “prove” her stolen jokes are just a coincidence. “If I knew my joke was the same as Ellen’s, why would I say it on her show?” To me, it’s just further proof.
@@crunchyonion yeah its a pathetic way to hide the fact that shw steals jokes as shes been proven to do it a thousand times before than.
She stole so many jokes she can't keep up with who said what first. It's pathetic
@@crunchyonion Or... did she tell the joke ON Ellens show just to feel the thrill of going back to the store where she stole the sweater, WEARING the sweater? Know what I mean?
What is funny is that when she steals them, her delivery is a thousand times worse.
Very true
Right? I am surprised she can't even make a stolen joke funny.
That's about the only funny part of when she tells a joke.
It's like she keeps dragging it on so nobody knows
Her timing is horrendous. It's so bad. so bad.
Amy Schumer shows that you can always tell a joke worse.
Her reply to when the person in the audience asked, “did you steal those jokes” shows complete avoidance and is unresponsive to the question asked.
Her response was, “I didn’t know if anyone had ever talked about the difference between men and women before”
I always hated her, but now I have a very solid reason.
Same mate, in my head I was mentally cheering myself
DDawg612 i feel you. I've always hated her but now i feel like i have enough reason to.
Ha saaaaaaame
Freekofnayture and I think she got that from Sarah Silverman
@@KiddNastyD To be fair I'd get anything I could from Sarah Silverman, the common cold to chlamydia
Telling Ellen's joke on Ellen's show is ballsy. Or shows a complete disconnect from reality.
Disconnect
Robert Miller lmao
That particular joke was probably stolen a thousand times from Ellen before Amy went on - she probably stole it from somebody else without ever knowing it was Ellen's to begin with.
Mathilde Bergeron Hahaha you're so right. That's sure gonna bite her in the ass one day.
Robert Miller it's a whole new level of disrespectful that's what it is
It’s one of those things where one form of a “similar joke”, is one thing. People come up with similar bits all the time…but there are so many that it cannot be coincidence.
It’s kind of like the opposite of the popular kid repeating the joke louder in class and everyone laughs
"When I said I'll be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Nobody's laughing now."
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When you post a stolen comment on a stolen jokes videos
“You can say that again pal.”
Eyy joker joke
The worst part is that she butchers the delivery in every case
now thats just bullshit. her timing is spot on
grapsta quit lying to yourself, her last 2 performances were a flop. she ttakes good jokes and ruins them with poor comedic timing and no build up.
+I'm just gweeb well. .I disagree. so.there
+grapsta all successful stand ups have good timing
"I disagree, therefore I win" What a child.