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Hey ! I hope you're doing well. I posted another curb your meme compilation :) All the best - julie
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Yay
Thx!
The most amazing guy to come to when feeling a little depressed
No its a rickroll!!!
“Have you used drugs before?”
“Only weed, sometimes weed”
“Just weed?”
“Um little bit of um.. meth”
I have no clue, oh my gad
Little bit of uh *meth*
Boi pls stop you just exposed urself right there and yall--
He's a genius though, remember anything you say can be used against you
I have no clue
I really like how the first guy is almost convinced he’s innocent
*l was using it to call Raj*
"SNOW AND WEED BABY"
Harold Jenkins I don’t care I don’t live in the US and I never said I support what they did or not
@Harold Jenkins maybe because he was driving
Why everyone putting Terminator pic on CZcams pic.
*taps woman on the back of the head*
“Call a doctor, she struck her in the eye!”
Kyle Jonas 69th like.
And those are the people ment to serve justice lmfao what a joke..
dude those sound effect have me fuckin dead
The anger management classes got me
She had to stand up to fall over
Old grandma hits lady at the back of the head
Woman: *EPILEPTIC SEIZURE*
Man: “hE hIT HeR iN tHE EyE”
THANOS babaji what are you talking abt
Neymar's granny
PlanetBizo taps* lady on back of head😂
Typical White Karen behavior
This comment made me laugh way too much, thanks
“I’m not a rich kid”
BUT MY BMW is coming, AND MY MUMS BENZ IS MINE NOW.
I think he was trying to be sarcastic 😂 but honestly idk
Leave blazendary alone lol😂😂
CHXP facts 🤣
fucking disgusting.
It was prob a joke you can't be that dumb
imagine if you really just love to eat snow and grass, and you get arrested for drugs
My favourite snacks
Ikr smh
@@CorruptionCL r/woosh
@@CorruptionCL yes its quite tasty although eventually u cant taste it anymore or anything for that matter💁
@@socksman9968 lol
Plot twist: she has a third eye on the back of her head
lmao
*_Hold up_*
The best flop in history😂
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 AYE!
IM CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER
"what is a homophobe?"
"uh...someone who doesn't like gay people...?"
*subtle nod
"oh, i just said homophobe, didn't i?"
That one was great, she is looking at him like wtf did you just say. Only to be wrong herself
Lol
@Axiom Steel26 homophone
@Axiom Steel26 I think she meant to say homonym lol
Yes I know that is what happened I’m not dumb idiot
_sNoW anD wEEd baBy_
W33d*
damb, didn't expect to see you here
He just wanted to get some bob and vegana
Drugs and black people
I believe him tbh lol
That woman who got "hit in the eye" looked like she was faking a sports injury.
Good observation
She'd do well in soccer.
Shawn Siya what is soccer?
@@weg5856 Football.
The game in which people run around a field while fighting for possession of a spherical ball.
Shawn Siya ah yes I'm familiar with football
The bookstore one was actually a weird viral marketing attempt for the book.
Invidious Ignoramus u forgot to say plot twist ;)
@@bogent2039 No, I'm pretty sure I didn't forget to say that.
@@InvidiousIgnoramus whoah ok boomer
Bogent203 ya blew it
Elmer Adkins no shit
0:05 All i did was weed
4:00 All i did was read
lol
and they both didn’t do any of it!
7:18 All I did was steal
Coincidence... I THINK NOT!
"She was fined $1500 and sentenced to 100 hours community service, the victim has been approached by numerous Italian Serie A and La Liga clubs.
only the elite will understand this
@@adryningle5176 STFU you ain't elites.
Most football fans are deluded pussies and it's highly likely you are one too.
Jim MoeFoe relax bud
“
@@adryningle5176 i didnt watch football in 10 years and understood it stfu
*Gets slapped with paper*
*Dies*
That one made me so angry honestly. Has she considered playing soccer?
Gets hit in head
“Ow mY eYe”
Is allergies. Like, everyone knows paper allergy is a thing!
Pertlicious Oh my god yes😂😂 exactly my thought😂😂🤦🏻♀️
The lady should learn not to play the victim
The girl who "wrote the book" clearly has never read due to her very limited vocabulary
That girl is actually zoella lol
ً ٍ 1. Fuck Zoella. 2. No one asked
Eirik Engevik she constantly scams her children fan base by using shit that’s not hers and selling for a blown up price like her calendar she shouldn’t be on youtube
Because everyone knows using big words every other word makes you smart
@@nxt5817 It does identify that you memorized a lot of words, probably by reading a lot. You would might even say they don't have a limited vocabulary. =)
5:00
Imagibe getting a 1500 dollar and 100 hours community service just for fanning someones head with a magazine. Hahaha
Welcome to the American legal system
Imagine being arrested, charged, and found guilty for saying something rude online. Welcome to the European justice system
Fuck this, Canada here I come!
Imagibe
@@GamingIncMasterTroll holy shit I didn't notice that.
I wanna be friends with that bookstore cashier. He's so chill.
You know that wasn’t real right?
Same if you find him send him to me
i can't understand anything after she started screaming :D ;-;
Gangster of Love yes
Lane Thomas no. Stop spreading misinformation
That "She hit her in the eye" shit really got me. Like imagine touching someone with a piece of paper and almost killing that person...
i mean she didn't almost kill the person, that fall wasn't exactly remotely believable.
@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx I was joking with "killing her". Of course that fall was faked as hell. A blind person could see that... xD
@@PichDextro idk that was a pretty brutal slap
@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx Yeah true, I give you that
I think the "anger management" part was the funniest. I mean that was unrelenting fury in that strike.
*literally anything ironic: happens*
Executive producer: Larry David
Hotel: Trivago
@IllumiNaughty amazing joke
I wanna know from what movie that is
@Sum Ting Wong its from Seinfeld, I believe
Sum Ting Wong curb your enthusiasm
The Stephen King lady one is a skit and shouldn’t be here
Yea
But bruh it’s still funny
Big noob Me big roux
This isn’t about being funny it’s about itony
@@egg69420 I have more roux than you
The Jimmy Kimmel one shouldn't, either.
"She was fined fifteen hundred dollars. All of that money went to acting classes for the victim."
And was paid for an ice pack for her eye
I love how she just took a moment to decide how to react 😂
They should have used that money to hire somebody to watch the security cameras
He looks like geting shoot by sniper.
“Hit her eye” *Hits back of head*
Hokuto Shinken is invincible
The judge who sentenced her should honestly never be in court again. Like... Look at the security footage maybe?
That lady flopped harder than Lebron
Why did she fell of a chair when hit on the head with a book
Weppo faking it to look like she suffered to make others feel bad for her or something.
TSA needs to get their act together, this is why people hate bag checks and searches, nobody wants people snooping through their stuff
But if they dont search next thing you know there will be a 9/11 #2
@@jockin 😬
Jockin lol they TSA fail at there job
Jockin yea, bc people smuggle planes in their pockets.
@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai personally I have a little universe in my bags.
*Gets hit in the back of head with some paper*
*_has seizure_*
SHe jUst gOt hiT in tHe EYE
The ‘hit her in the eye’ one made me so angry. 100 hours of community service. Joke
Eric Jenkins don’t forget the $1500 fine
I guess you need to attend anger management classes too
Did NO ONE in the court think to check the tape?
@@jasonmartin4775 I'm sure they did, it still goes down as assault which is a joke. A friend of mine stole a couple butterfingers once and gave me one(I was made an accomplice). We got caught I had to do 100 hrs community service and 3 jury duty's to not have "theft" on my record for a fcking candy bar.
@@eureka0521 it's still theft tho
I can't believe that dude tried to throw his wife under the bus like that. Whack lol
I am pretty sure the dude did not want to lose his job. If his wife gets in trouble he can bail her out but if he gets in trouble then he loses everything.
Q wait? When did I say I support it? Damn thanks for telling me MY opinion. I think you misunderstood my explanation as support. Reread it and find where it says that I think what he did was good.
@CreepierFlame they probably consulted with each other it was the best decision to do. Considering he could lose his job and probably everything they have without that job. She might be unemployed or if she wasnt, surely not as well paying as his job.
@@idontcarebut9212 he doesnt deserve his job if he's stealing from people there
THEY GOTTA GO BACK
i love that its larry who walks out in the last clip because he doesnt want to get mauled
executive producer larry david
@@Ojj2002 Absolutely no one commented about that!
@@The_Torpid_Tadexactly! Like wtf that’s executive producer Larry David 😂 that’s where the damn outdo comes from , his show
@@The_Torpid_Tad Huh? That's the only reason the clip is in there. It isn't even a curb momento. No one commented about it because it's obvious.
"I'm not a Rich Kid™"
**has red seatbelts**
*hits in back of head*
“She hit that women in the eye!”
Call a DOCTOR!!!
she needs some MILK
Congratulation, you understood a meme/joke.
She really does have eyes on the back of her head
{*and I oop-*} lol
*TAPS WOMAN WITH PAPER*
Woman: AaaAAaAaHhH!!!!!!
AdriTheWhitePerson its like soccer
@@MigL_ THE BACK OF THE HEAD:
THE LAW: she just struck her in the eye
its like football with outright cheating, sports is fairer than politics confirmed
These fakers should be the ones in jail.
I hope to god the mayor and his ally aren't employed after that corrupt sideshow.
That book must have been poisoned
8:08 I want be an Aryan and that is my final solution to this question
I did Nazi that coming
Steven Friedman I was not prepared for your reply
I am an Aryan
What does Aryan mean
Beau BigD master race, it’s this nazi ideology that essentially means that that Germans and other Europeans are the top racial hierarchy. They believe they are superior to other races.
“Do YoU mAkE KoOlAiD?”👁👄👁
The little girls reaction killed me😂
*gets hit on the back of head*
*carefully gets out of chair and rolls on the ground*
Neymar mon
Lol that lady was being super extra
*neymar style*
That is my little brother
When I hit him
“I’m not a rich kid”
*Proceeds to take his mother’s Benz to school*
DewGames we can see that
I'm pretty sure he was trying to make a self aware joke. Granted he came across as a smug arsehole, but I don't think that one was a good meme.
I’m pretty sure he was addressing that ppl say his mom and dad buy his clothes
Y’all prolly don’t even know blazendary like that
Hunter B I like some of the stuff he post but not a lot of it
"I have snow and weed baby we party 2 a lil" Lmao they ruined his whole dam night!
*"Oh I said homophobe didn't I?"*
I didn't get this one. Can you please explain?
Me too
@@antikokalis I think she was supposed to say another word than homophobe, idrk to be honest😂
@Coca cola Thanx. I saw elsewhere that the word was "homophone"
D
And she got triggered
Woman slaps woman in head with magazine.
"Oaaah!" *woman does backflip onto floor*
Mayor of the courtroom: "She hit her in the eye"
what would happen if she was hit harder would she have died?
More like taps
@Michael Klump the rock would be jelaous, i reffering to the stunner he selled against austin
I mean she should still be arrested
BedBug No she shouldn't have been
*Literally lives as if he were in GTA and was given modded money*
“I try not to live my life thinking about money because money doesn’t make me happy.”
She was just doing the monologue from “Misery”!
I know and so many people are posting the video without giving that context. Its so annoying just do some research people
It’s also literally the actor
@@GODSPEE. What actor? If you think that's Kathy Bates from the movie Misery, you're wrong.
@@92brunod yeah ur right, it’s a fan imitating the character
The 'homophone/homophobe' Freudian slip Ellen made was hilarious lmao
Lmao thats legit what my mom would do
The poor guy was confused. Is this a trick question you bitch?
I didn’t get that one
@@PBM24 homophone and homophobe are two words that mean very different things. One is words that sound similar and another is someone who hates gay people
@@ewankennedy5769 how ironic
Dude just leaning in while shes shouting.
"I can order it for you."
Made my day.
He's so helpful. He is a good cashier. I like him.
And she just stands there like bitch you're ruining my moment😂
poor guy
Shits fake tho
Sorry to say but it's a fake
zoella’s book was by far the worst 15 dollars my 12 year old self has ever bought
Girl in the bookstore was acting. She is being the character from the book misery looking for the book misery.
Just making sure you guys are watching with Wi-fi and not cellular Data
BrookOffTheHook thank you brave soldier
Papa bless
Thanks I checked
I forget I turn it off sometimes if the wifi isnt working right
not all heroes wear capes
(Slowly backs outta this thread)
05:19 yeah forgot the eye was on the back of our heads
That was common soccer dive, she did it for the team.
Coach slapped her butt cheek on the way to the showers.
Well you have at least on eye on the back...if you know what I mean..
Even the major is a liar
She must’ve been a teacher.
Would explain a lot of with politicians tbh
4:57 am: I finished the video and it's time to fall asleep, gn.
Good night
Late good night
Title should be “Funny entertaining clips” instead of curb your meme because most of them aren’t right
This is a statement.
THAT MAN TRIED TO RAt OUT HIS WIFE ARE U KIDDING ME LMAOOOO
Probably the only parent with a job so he told her to take the fall and he will keep bringing home paychecks for them
DIVORCE
The wife STOLE it tho
It is true. I saw her. I was the metal detector.
@@gutwounds it's a joke dumb ass
Elen was so triggered until she realized her accident
Yep.
Her face was a picture!
She's an idiot nowadays. She used to be quite funny, but she gets offended over the littlest things and also treats people like shit if they don't agree with her. She's a bully
I don't think she was triggered, it's more like she thpught that the guy was stupid and waited for the audience to laugh, only to see that nobody was laughing and from that realized her mistake.
Jamie Reid “littlest” man some people don’t know grammar....
@@JamieR1988 Haha she wasn't offended she was just confused by his answer. He didn't even say anything that could be offensive.
No this is what happens if you say a word very often its automatically recorded by your brain to say those word very easily. You know she is lesbian and shit and pretty much a feminist maybe so you know they very often throw those homophobe word around to everyone
The girls face when he said cool aid had me rolling!!😂😂
5:12 When your sibling hits you and your mom is in the room
*lightly hits in the back of the head with a notebook*
"ShE sTrUcK tHaT wOmAn In ThE eYe"
"She should be arrested"
"Call a doctor"
*”Yes please move the electric chair to over here”*
Lightly touches*
P
I’m not the biggest kimmel fan but it’s not like that envelope ordeal was his fault
yeah. wasnt even the fault of the poor people who read it, they gave them the wrong envelope :(
"Why can't you just keep it"
This is what he said. 😂😂
Can you really blame a guy that doesnt produce any origional content, and had a team of writers underneath him? The dude literally just reads a script.
GIboy1990 trump supporter 😂
@@15xChampions you're moronic as fuck
Who else is actually watching this instead of sleeping
Me
Well everyone here
😭
Me lol
The Paul Sheldon lady is a troll impersonating Annie Wilkes from Misery
"I can order it for you, or check if any nearby stores have it.....................................mam"
The hero we need
whooosh! Misery is a novel by Stephen king that consists of a woman named Annie who is obsessed with an author named Paul Sheldon, his novels revolve around a character named misery
it was staged. She's part of a theatre group and this was a promo they did back in 2011
Just watch the movie and you’ll get the reference, she’s impersonating Kathy Bates
Thanks, I couldn't clearly understand what he said.
Back of head = eye
Oh yeah yeah
The Grizzly I like touching rusty spoon
Obviously.
Oh blyat blyat
Hubert Cumberdale oh yhea yhea
I want to be in the air.... Like an airian eish, poor choice of word
mou7866 essa I don’t get it what is that’s?
johny roblox 7 Aryan was a term used by Hitler. It was basically Hitlers opinion that there was an “aryan race” which was better than others. For example that people of the aryan race were christian, white etc.
mou7866 essa thanks for explaining you get a like
SaltyGeralty Blond, tall, athletic etc.
Eirik Engevik yeah, unlike Hitler.
When he finds the iPad after the ping. Lmao!!
Why is this suggested when im going to sleep?
Θανάτος same
Same here
SAME
Endless battlr
Mobile legends
Who is Susan?
Nasus
It's illegal for cops to go through phones like that btw
Insane Brain no it’s not
Pretty sure its me
I have no clue
The Kimmel one was funny, I didn’t even notice his emotions before
I felt bad for Kimmel in that clip. Other curbs in this clip are the result of ignorance or hypocrisy, whereas Kimmel made a mistake.
@@bookr1 Ya fuck Kimmel he sucks and more people should walk off his show after he says dumb or offensive shit to his guests
Who was the person sitting there? I mean the first guest. Dont recognise him
Шарли Куин Larry David the guy who’s shows theme song is curb meme song
i didn’t get that one can someone explain lmao
6:00 is an act. She is talking about Paul Sheldon from the movie Misery
Lady that got “struck in the eye” at 5:10 would make a great soccer player
Mike Hunt Football
Jonsifan Futbol
Too Lazy To Change Fútbol
Have you ever met Mike Hock?
Grizzly bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ football
*slaps woman with a paper in the back of head *
SHE STRUCK HER IN THE EYE!
😂😂
She damaged her occipital lobe lol
lmao and it's on camera, derp!
White America at it's finest
I hate that the lady was fined, everyone is such a wimp.
Larry “the legend” David - “ you know what? I’m good.”
“I have no clue what that is” smoke or do drugs in your house not in your car how can some people be so stupid
But he wanted to party with a hooker though!
Why not party with the hooker in your house? More room, gotta make the most of that 100
I agree though, most drug users I know at least make an effort to not get caught, meth is clearly another level
Yeah that’s the joke
Imono kang it makes them more secure tho
Damn that TSA dude blaming his wife though
Logical decision, trying to save himself from losing his job. My guess, hes the provider, shes the "home wife".
Fucking got a job for a national agency and decided to fuck it up, serves him right.
Nah. Hes gay.
Declan F. Lmfao
And wearing an Army shirt. What a disgrace.
2:16 holy shit Ryan Gosling switched the envelopes.
Wait, what? My dumbass keeps missing it.
:0
I don't see it lol😂😂😂😂
Caleb _ I i think op means Ryan Gosling was behind the mix-up, like backstage or something.
*Ryan ross*
@@niyomi3607 lmao brendon is shaking
The DeWitt vs That Woman Was I Felt Anger on Both Sides (DeWitt Getting a Really Wrong Sentence, The Woman Acting, Saying she hit her in the eye when she hit her in the head)
The irony on the last one 😂😂
pretty sure that rich kid thing was a deliberate joke on his part
Eltaccos Neczy No its not, do you even know what a woosh is?
Eltaccos Neczy what?
woosh
Ciminan Woooosh
@@karimlel4201 woosh
Bookstore lady is actually pretending to be the antagonist in the movie Misery.
I was already questioning if I was the only person who noticed that. Luckily not.
She was still annoying af surely she could have found a better place to pull a stunt like that people tryna have peace and quiet in the library then this bitch comes in screaming bloody muder
Thank you
she reminded me of shrek when he started screaming at the birthday party
The bookstore, what a stage.....
Gets hit in the back of the head with paper
Falls on ground
"I've been hit right in the eye!"
6:05 That guy's patience is soooooo admirable
6:13
*"Ma'am?"*
You okay?
TJ2LJ i didn't get it. what was happening?
He was quoting the employee
《REÐJIVE》 i mean why was the lady angry
I have that same question
Oh right zoella still exists
I rember when my 8 year old self begged my mum to get her book.
I hate myself
Oh yeah yeah
ethma forever my best friend got me one of her books as a gift
Who?
oh shit she does doesn't she
The Misery one is by far the best troll I’ve ever seen
That court lady who feel down is like Neymar of football
the fat girl in the library is actually her imitating a character from the stephen king book/movie misery. good movie
I laugh my ass off everytime somebody thinks it's real XD
well, she is fat.
There were lots of girls in the library. Might not have known which one they meant. You assumed which one they meant so you’re as bad.
@@MagiskAntirrhinum ok?
xXRyoko GimaXx Actually, she's fat as fuck ...
5:10 rare footage of Neymar’s grandma
best comment
Holy crap the most underrated comment
💀💀💀
RK 740 hahaha
Nice observation 😁
Well, you know the old saying: "I have eyes on the back of my head" so she was hit in her eyes.
The book store one was hilarious to me cause she was screaming and the guy just calmly suggests other options
> hits her in the back of the head extremely lightly.
> accused of striking her in the eye super hard.
what, is that persons eyes in the back of her head?
just like my mom used to say
if you're going to hit anyone, lightly or not, you shouldn't have that job
@@DaveDexterMusic
They still way overreacted.
White middle aged women, yes.
That takes the phrase "I've got eyes in the back of my head" to a new level. 😑
3:20 “do you make Kool- aid”
How outta pocket is that 😭
And bElla knew 😭😭
Cierra Downing lmaooooo
Was it necessarily racial though? He might just drink it with his cobbler.
TheTaterTotP80 seemed racial
TheTaterTotP80 kool aid sucks water is better
I don´t get the joke here xd
Haha the book store working just cheerfully pooping his head into frame, “I can order it for you!” Lol got me weak!
"Do you make kool aid?" That shit took me out🤣🤣
7:08 i was hoping so hard for the alarm to go of on their own iPad
Comic Creatorz 2 now it has 125. Good job, your comment is absolutely worthless!
@@thecomiccreatorz7501 *you're
@@thecomiccreatorz7501 np
Off*
@@guacamoli7 ok
boomer
Me: *Hits younger sibling*
Younger sibling: 5:12
5:18 ur mom seeing u "hit" ur brother
Haha that would be my older brother
This is too underrated
“Money doesn’t make me happy”
BUT it sure af don’t make you sad !!!
2:29 Would have been perfect if Ryan Goslings face was shown as he was laughing on stage at that precise moment
I feel like the curb meme was misused in a lot of these
honestly like 95% of curb memes are misused :(
somebody call the meme police
That's right but open Instagram now, it's a really bad situation
Only about two of the memes in this video used the meme correctly
Can you please explain the right use? I sadly never understood the point they were trying to make.
$1,500 fine for a “hit” in the back of the head.
Damn, if i my parents could pay me $1,500 for every time they hit me, I’d be rich. 😂🤠
I guess they never miss, huh?
Partyfreakers you gotta boyfriend I bet he doesn’t kiss ya
@@_mchy MWAH
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
B*tches Broken Hearts id be able to pay America's taxes
8:08 - I mean, poor choice of words, sure... but my man be throwing up the salute as well?! lol
Logan Paul: Wanna know the real answer?
Interviewer: No I wanna know the fake answer...
WTF, I feel so bad for the woman going to be put in the anger management class for nothing. The other woman should be put in an anatomy class, I think.
just don't touch other people nor annoy them with your stupid shit.
Who gives a Fuck how over the top she was, don't assault someone.
Yeah that was a bit of an over the top punishment
jesse watt im sorry but wtf world are you living in where touching the back of somones head with paper is assault. bet you're the guy in the video that said "she hit her in the eye" fucking pussy
Jesse Watt how about you learn what assault is.
5:15
That was the most extra, fake, and unnecessary fall. And then he’s gonna say “He hit her right in the eye”
Mlbb players wants to know your location.
the difference in volume for each set is truly spectacular
The bookstore clip was actually the woman impersonating the villain in Misery, she did a pretty good job lol